You are a guy in a house with a book of dark arts and a box of random shit, what will you do?
>>17924
Raise your dead dog from its boxy prison.
>>17924
use a dark art spell to evilly open the box of random shit.
>>17924
accidentally the entire box of shit.
didn't even enjoy it.
>>17939
>>17948
You evilly raise your dog from the box of random shit, it's holding something.
>>18128
it looks like a frisbee.. but it could be a trick! carefully identify the object
>>18128
Cast Identify on the something.
>>18143
>>18147
You use the book of dark arts to use an identification art on the object to carefully identify it.
The object is a magic stone, what will you do now?
>>18186
Our identify spell is shit if it can't tell us what it does. Try to draw some of the power from it, see what it does that way.
>>18186
Swallow it to increase your power threefold.
>>18186
Evilly observe the stone to see what it does
Throw the stone away, get out of the room
>>18186
Rub the stone against something good. Like your little sister.
eat the stone
>>18196
You swallow the stone, you feel terrible, dark power coursing through your veins and you gain some hair.
Someone's knocking at the door, what will you do now?
>>18228
Ask if they bring pizza.
If not, they don't get to come in.
>>18228
Ask, who is there?
Stone in pooper
>>18228
Use magic to see through door.
>>18228
Strip naked and wait
>>18228
Use dart arts to evilly open door
>>18239
You use your dark arts to see who's knocking.
What will you do now?
>>18277
Seduce her with your dark arts.
Unless we're related. In which case I guess seduce even harder?
>>18277
Open abruptly and then nut shot him inmediately
>>18277
Evilly open the door normally so she doesn't realize we have powers.
>>18292
Bad anon, dont do that. being evil is my shtick
Evilly walk over to the door, evilly open it and evilly greet "Hi"
Open the door using my door opening spell, and say Hello
>>18286
You kick that guy in the nuts.
What will you do now?
Throw the rock in his face and run away as fast as I can
>>18385
Make him your evil servant.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>18385
while he is agonising, rob him. Maybe you can found some nice stuff.
>>18445
You rob the agonising guy.
He then tries to speak to you, will you hear what he says?
>>18500
Dont listen to him. Use him as sacrifice to cast a bigger spell. We need an army of zombies
>>18500
Threaten him, he's obviously trying to take over our minds
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>18500
listen what he want to say
>>18576
This
>>20819
You threaten the man but he runs away.
Will you check the items or do something else?
>>23850
Check em
>>23850
evilly check the items
>>23922
Nice dubs
>>23850
check them cunts
>>23922
You check the items one seems to be a key card of some sort and one seems to be just a normal lighter.
>>27319
Take lighter, burn keycard to get rid of evidence.
>>27319
Set yourself on fire.
>>27325
You try to burn the keycard but it just changes appearance.
Will you return to your house or go outside?
>>27352
Go outside and start being the best pyromaniac you can be.
>>27352
Discard the filthy keycard, resume collecting prey.
>>27352
darkarts to make lighter act as firebreathing dragon
>>27369
You start burning some stuff when you notice something...
(1/2)
>>27555
Engage it?
(2/2)
>>27352
Burn keycard into gun
>>27555
Nice trips
>>27559
Sure why not?
>>27562
Where do we get the bullets? The egg is going to hatch soon.
>>28129
Poop the bullets out