Hi, my name is Dave Frankley. My mom and her bumbling oaf husband (aka my DAD ladies and gents) raised me in a big fat dysfunctional household. Now, my gf Stacy, her gay best friend Henry and me are trying to start to live once again with my DRUNK MOM! Created by /qst/A wonderful parody of sitcoms, boyo
>>1773963
Have sex with drunk mom, she is drunk she don't know it's her son
*Dave walks into the apartment, not expecting anything surprising to happen tonight*
*Flicks light switch*
EVERYBODY: Surprise!
Dave: Wow, I can't believe everybody was able to find the key under the rug. *laugh track*
Stacy: Here's your present, birthday boy
Dave: Wow, I wonder what it is?
>A postcard from Mom
>A basketball to play 3 on 3 with the guys
>A new leather wallet to handle all those new credit cards he bought
>A dildo (because the audience has to laugh)
>Write-in
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>Write-in
A fleshlight
>>1774067
>That android of his favourite anime character Migu Matsune, with a flesh light installed
>>1773963
Lol your gonna get too big one of these day. Fuckin libeibrel