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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 20 2017-08-11 05:27:15 Post No. 1761700
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
The hunters are now currently travelling the 5th floor, making progress towards the next Elder Vampire in the castle.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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did that gold monster dropped any gold?
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>>1761710
YEs, at lesat one coin
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>>1761700
God damn it. I thought you wouldn't have this bread today
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>>1761720
we need to find more treasure rooms for horsefucker and merc
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>>1761727
What, ya don;t like bread?
>>1761733
And how are ya gonna go about doing that?
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>>1761743
obviously via intensive screaming.
or propose to horsefucker to go and kill bosses of the castle
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>>1761743
I don't mind bread, but I do mind it when it is at inconvenient times.
But fuck it, time to be a insomniac and shit.
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>>1761749
Timezones make you their bitch
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>>1761743
Where's my poak bun
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>>1761752
And let not get started on cosmic timezones and spacezones, jeez...
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>>1761753
Up your ass
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>>1761748
Roll 1d10 to find out what you're screaming for:
8-10: More secret vaults
5-7: Food storage
2-4: Enemies
1: Death
>>1761749
Right, now the hunters must solve the greatest puzzle in the history of puzzles:
A locked door
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1761758
[EXTERNAL SCREAMING]
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>>1761758
Try wacking the door open using Joseph, to see if that works in opening it.
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>>1761762
Broth! Here we go!
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I'm going to job pretty soon so I only want to say to Bob players that when we finally revive back Master Mark, we must do Jojo pose while saying "Awaken my master!"
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>>1761768
weeb
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1761762
Found a door with a sign called "food" above it
>>1761763
Roll 1d10 to see if it works
>>1761771
I don't think you could call anybody anywhere a weeb you gigantic fagotron
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>>1761773
>Found a door with a sign called "food" above it
Vampire's food must be humans, so we could've found their prison!
Check inside.
>>1761777
>Says the golem that shills a mech anime every other moment.
This unit no longer has this functionality cause of lost body.I miss that body
>>1761773
>I don't think you could call anybody anywhere a weeb you gigantic fagotron
Well it's not I have much more use for my mouth atm
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>>1761777
Door unlocked
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>>1761781
Much faster than picking the lock. Ponder how long until I can go full eldritch mode again, and continue onwards.
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>>1761781
owie
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>>1761781
Explore the room on the other side for a gf
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>>1761780
The room is dark
>>1761783
Next thread, probably
>>1761784
>>1761788
Roll 1d10 to look for a gf
1-10: no gf
100: a gf
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>>1761790
Assume direct control
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Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1761790
Dice gods please. Will today be the day?
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>>1761790
>The room is dark
use ultrasound scan
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>>1761801
He said 1d10, not d100.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1761796
>>1761801
"No" - Dice God
"lmao what a fag" - Also Dice God
>>1761802
Roll 1d10
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>>1761806
Is Joseph going to stop bleeding or what? And why is Oswell just standing there?
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>>1761806
Shed a single tear at the bullying dice gods and prepare for something nasty in the dark room
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1761806
>Roll 1d10
[ULTRASOUND BEATS]
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>>1761806
Go prepare the batcave for a spirit binding ritual
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>>1761811
well duh, he's shocked from having no gf
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>>1761819
I thought he would get over it at some point. If Joseph continue to bleed out, I'll shoot him with the medical cannon so that he stops doing so.
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>>1761826
Joseph please point your bloodstream away from me
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>>1761816
Aw yeah, gotta prepare. Dickload of candles, curtains and all that good shit
>>1761813
Enemies detected inside the food storage.
>>1761812
>>1761811
Anyway, hunters roll 1d10 to see what awaits them in the room
9-10: A doll
7-8: 2 Dolls
4-6: 4 Dolls
2-3: 8 Dolls
1: 16 Dolls
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1761832
I call dibs!
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>>1761832
>Enemies detected inside the food storage.
Notify Horsefucker and Merc about enemies
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1761832
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>>1761832
Since the summoning requires a lot of blood we should split our wrists when the time is nigh, brobat and VK
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>>1761839
"Why our wrists?"
"Yeah, we could just...fly down to nearby villages and cities and capture some people"
>>1761835
"Cool thanks"
>>1761833
>>1761838
So 2 Dolls or 8 Dolls...
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>>1761852
maybe just 2 dolls
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>>1761852
How about 8 dolls trying to pretend to be 2 dolls? Best of both worlds, I'll say.
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>>1761852
Thats pretty dishonorable guys. And our blood is more potent than normal humans anyway
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>>1761852
>"Cool thanks"
Peek in the room while those are fighting
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>>1761857
"well you got us on the potent part"
"...are yous ure this isn't because you're an emo fuck who wants to kill himself?"
>>1761854
>>1761853
"Sup bitches"
>>1761864
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Hey guys, what i miss???
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>>1761877
Do they have any broth?
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>>1761877
Dang
what are the stats on those guys?
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>>1761877
I ain't dying. I'll prepare some bloodpotions to heal our wrists
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>>1761700
We back hurray
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>>1761877
There's only two of them, we can take them!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1761885
"Oh okay then"
>>1761884
>>1761880
>>1761889
>>1761886
>>1761892
Well of course, since each of those are four dolls on top of each other, obviously it means each one has the stats of 1 doll...times four
Yep totally makes sense.
So each "Doll" has 40 points per stat
Yes, this is completely fair and balanced.
>>1761881
Roll 1d10 to see if they have any broth
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1761893
>Roll 1d10 to see if they have any broth
It's probably some bloody borscht variation.
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>>1761893
Brew 3 potions of enhanced bloodhealing
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>>1761893
...Say, Oswell, how about you Master of None it up and fight those guys for us? We'll sit back and root for you in the sidelines.
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>>1761893
Better take a drink of my power potion give me 3 sips
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>>1761906
Like the classic Knigga saying goes: "Shank two niggers at once, shank one nigger twice"
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Rolled 42, 98, 57 = 197 (3d100)
>>1761900
Roll 3d100 to brew 3 potions of enhanced bloodhealing
Your Alchemy skill gives you a +30 bonus
>>1761901
>>1761902
>>1761906
Oswell steps in and activates "Master of None". Now all bonuses are disabled whenever he engages any enemy or vice versa
While Jon drinks 3 sips of Power potion, briging his current power to 27
>>1761897
Yeah, it is
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>>1761920
Can we let Oswell fight them? He can do it
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>>1761920
Shit, give me two more sips
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Rolled 12, 44, 32 = 88 (3d100)
>>1761920
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>>1761920
use sound to create funny looking waves on it
also did those guys finishing battling yet?
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>>1761933
Well you can help us, there is like two of them and we can combo
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>>1761925
Bob managed to brew 2 potions of advance healing
>>1761923
Jon's Power is now 37.
>>1761922
Perhaps, if the hunters could give Broseph some sips of the Power potion so he can help out too.
Dude still counts as an NPC follower.
>>1761934
Yes
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1761939
Brew anotha one
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>>1761939
>Yes
Make it shaking harder so it'll be spilled all over the place thererfore leaving vamps without food source
Also what's our next destination guys?
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>>1761937
Well, since they got 40 fast and 40 in basically all stats, it'll be a risk for me to fight them... Unless I take 5 sips of the potion to give me the much needed stat bonus-
You know what, that's the plan: I'll drink 5 sips of the Power potion, and join battle with Oswell and Jon. Hopefully my plan will actually work.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1761941
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>>1761939
Give Broseph a power potion then
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>>1761944
There you go
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>>1761941
>>1761946
Bob failed once again.
This potion is the total opposite of a healing potion. It's willa ctually poison whoever drinks it. Terrible.
>>1761948
Broseph thanks Joseph and takes 3 sips.
Broseph now has 45 Power
>>1761943
THe screams spilled the blood broth everywhere
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>>1761953
Take five sips of the power potion myself, so that I can be prepared to do what I'm planning on doing.
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>>1761953
>THe screams spilled the blood broth everywhere
was it able to get to the place where bob brewing his stuff?
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>>1761953
Hey I asked for 2 more sips budday
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>>1761961
I'm not illiterate I'm drunk! Two are completely seperate disabilities!
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>>1761962
I already did
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>>1761953
Oh my...
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>>1761965
I mean two extra sips ON TOP OF the two other sips.
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The power buffing here is insane, you get a sip YOU GET A SIP EVERYONE GETS SIPS!!!!!!!
....Can I give some divine power to Jons gloves for a temporary boost??
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1761955
Wilda's power is now 43
>>1761957
No, why would it
>>1761960
Roll 1d100 to brew again
+30 Alchemy skillz
>>1761970
That'll cause him to pass out. Potions have that clause, remember. More than 5 sips and the drinker pass out due to over dosage
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1761975
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>>1761975
Dunno, maybe he is near.
Can I have our current location compared to other groups?
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>>1761975
Damn it, guess we can finally get around to fighting these dolls in trenchcoats.
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>>1761975
Alright activate float like a butterfly
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>>1761976
Finally managed to brew that potion.
>>1761979
>>1761980
JOn activates Float like a BUtterfly and has +5 to defenses.
NOW the battle starts yes?
>>1761978
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>>1761993
*shrugs and eats popcorn while watching the fight*
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>>1761993
I assume so, you are letting us get away with a lot so I appreciate it.
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>>1761993
Does this food storage has anything more valuable than broth?
is bat cave on same floor?
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>>1761993
I guess so. Time to get 'er done!
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>>1762011
>And bat cave is hidden somewhere between floors
can I locate a way to reach it?
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Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d10)
>>1762013
CAN YOU? roll 1d10
1-8: No
9-10: yes
>>1762011
Doll attempts to stab Broseph
Doll has +40 Power
Broseph has +45 Power
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1762024
>CAN YOU?
[CURIOUS SCREAMING]
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>>1762026
Turns out you cant.
>>1762024
Meanwhile Broseph managed to block the stabbings. Now it's... Iunno, Wilda's turn or something prolly.
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>>1762030
>Turns out you cant.
shamefur dispray
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>>1762030
tick tock tick tock
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>>1762036
Can I suggest to proceed to the next floor then with horsefucker and merc?
maybe it has more loot and hidden paths than this one
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>>1762036
Skip I guess we gots no choice
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>>1762030
Stab the dolls, one sword for each dollGoing to bed after this, good luck hunters[/spoilers]
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>>1762044
Dick
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Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)
>>1762043
>>1762044
Sure, let's move onto Oswell then
Oswell roll 2d10 to stab dolls with the spirit living inside him giving each and extra slice with her scythe.
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>>1762044
Rollin nigga?
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>>1762056
Right, now who's available to roll 2d10 in Oswell's place?
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Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10)
>>1762059
Ill do it
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Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)
>>1762059
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>>1762068
Whoops
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>>1762062
Yeah sure.
Roll 1d10 if there's enemies blocking path on the way.
1-5: Yes
6-10: no
>>1762068
>>1762065
Oswell and Spirit Hunter-chan managed to hit one doll
Doll now has 30/40
Now it's Jon's turn.
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>>1762080
Play charades with brobat and VK
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1762080
>Roll 1d10 if there's enemies blocking path on the way.
I hope they at least drop loot.
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>>1762080
Shine finger
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1762085
"right, so who's going first?"
>>1762089
Roll 1d10
Jon has 37+11 = 48 Boinus
Doll has +40 Powe
>>1762088
Merc and HF managed to find a way unmolested by enemies
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1762096
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>>1762096
>Merc and HF managed to find a way unmolested by enemies
I'd say that's enemies who got lucky.
So what do we have on next floor
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>>1762096
I'll go first
Put on ROB mask and act faggotly
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>>1762096
Your hands are always well drawn, I keep overthinking when drawing them.
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>>1762101
"Hmmm?"
"I dunno...a homosexual?"
>>1762099
Doll has 21/40 HP left.
Now it's Broseph's turn.
"Jon! Let's combo the weakened doll!" He calls out
>>1762100
Roll 1d10 to see what you get on the next floor:
9-10: Secret vault of secret loots
5-8: Enemies
2-4: Dead end
1: A million dolls inside a locked room with only one exits leading back downstairs
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>>1762102
Uh sure. Depending on your definition of "well drawn"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1762112
>1: A million dolls inside a locked room with only one exits leading back downstairs
sounds like classical Zoo room.
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>>1762112
Take a vampire mask and punch it while still acting like a homo
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>>1762116
"oh!"
"You're a hunter?"
>>1762115
Some dolls block your path
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>>1762119
You got it guys. Your turn
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>>1762119
do preemptive scream to stun them
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>>1762112
Let's do combo
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)
>>1762121
"Alright, VK, yer up...so, 1 word.."
>>1762126
>>1762127
Roll 1d10 to do a combo, you're against my first roll
Jon and Broseph has 45+37 = 82 Bonus
Doll has +40 Bonus
>>1762125
Roll 1d10 against my second roll
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1762129
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1762129
>Roll 1d10 against my second roll
Freeze!
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1762130
The Doll now has 1/40 HP left
Now it's one of the Dolls' turn. It's targetting:
1: jon
2: broseph
>>1762131
"...Nah"
And now a doll is going to try and snatch the Golem Ball
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762135
Blocking babeh!
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>>1762135
>And now a doll is going to try and snatch the Golem Ball
HANDS OFF
Use sound wave to push doll's hand away
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>>1762135
Cowboy?
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d10)
>>1762139
>>1762136
Doll has +40
Jon defending has +42
>>1762137
Roll 1d10 against my second roll
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>>1762141
Oh gosh its Chad!
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>>1762143
"Yep! Good guess, Bob"
>>1762136
>>1762141
Jon blocked the blow!
Now it's his turn
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1762141
>Roll 1d10 against my second roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOu3hYXE_tM
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>>1762141
Pimp slap that weak attack away
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>>1762146
Oh double strike on the 1 hp doll
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762150
Roll 2d10
Jon has +37
Doll has +40
>>1762148
The doll is pushed back
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>>1762153
So brobat you wanna go?
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Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d10)
>>1762153
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>>1762153
>The doll is pushed back
So I guess we are being useless and watching battle unfold as usual?
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Rolled 3, 7, 4 = 14 (3d10)
>>1762154
"Sure..."
"Okay...1 word"
>>1762158
The doll blocked it!
Now it's Broseph's turn! He'll try an axe tornado!
Broseph rolls against the 2 dolls
Broseph +45 Power
Dolls have +40 Power
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>>1762161
The tornado was a success! It killed 1 doll and reduced the other to 26/40. It also nicked the damn thin in the knees, making it lose its turn! Now it's Jon's turn!
>>1762159
Indeed. Aint that saaaaad
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1762166
Cool down done Shinin' finger!
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>>1762166
Gar?
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>>1762166
>Indeed. Aint that saaaaad
well it's not like it's news
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762168
"Correct! wow, didn't even have to do my impression of getting decapitated"
>>1762167
Jon has 37+11 = 48 Bonus
Doll has +40 Power
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>>1762173
That sword was a dead giveaway
Try to summon Gar's spirit here
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Where this head is from anyway
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Rolled 1, 7, 4 = 12 (3d10)
>>1762173
The Doll has 17 HP left!
NOw it's Broseph's turn! He'll attack the thing normally
Broseph has +45 Power
Doll has +40 Power
If third roll is >=3 then Broseph decapitates the doll
>>1762178
Roll 1d5 to summon Gar's spirit
1: Fail to summon Gar's spirit
2: Summons Gar's spirit to talk to
3-5: Summons Gar's spirit to inhabit a chamberpot
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>>1762181
Boom. Heads are chopped and the battle is done.
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>>1762190
Yay!
How many more battles till we level up?
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>>1762192
Well...oh you can do it right now actually.
Too bad all hunters aren't present though, maybe the levelling up should be held off until all parites are present. Ya know, to be faiiirrr
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>>1762195
do a role call for hunters
then we might be able to do the level up
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>>1762195
But ....but...
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>>1762199
Suuure. Who's present? hands up
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>>1762202
whose that jew behind our exp bar?
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>>1762202
I don't have any hands, that means I can't level up period?is battle ended yet?
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>>1762205
He's the EXP Jew. He sells EXP
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>>1762208
so we could purchase a level up in addition to the one we earned?
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>>1762211
Yessss
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heeey im still here only for a bit though.
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>>1762213
I don't know, OP
this sounds kind of jewish
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>>1762213
I think I should level up first I mean, me and Broseph were the ones that fought after all.
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>>1762214
>>1762217
>>1762219
Come now, surely you three hunters would live some extra levels, c'maaaaan
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>>1762220
.......Theres always a price, whats the price???
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>>1762220
Can't trust the exp jew, for all we know he will sucker us into a 5 megabyte data plan for our cell phones that haven't been invented yet.
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>>1762220
OP, come on now
I just want give em til the count of 5
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>>1762222
>>1762222
YOUR SOUUULLLLLLLLL
Okay i kid, 10 gold and joining the official hunter mailing list
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>>1762230
just 10 gold?
if so, yes
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>>1762232
10 gold per hunter, yes.
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>>1762239
ye, let's level up already
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>>1762230
For all of us?
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>>1762241
Right. So who's levelling up and who's paying for 2 level ups?
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>>1762244
>who's paying
government
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>>1762244
You guys really think we will get 2 level ups?
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>>1762244
Fine I'll pay for 2 level ups
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>>1762251
For bribing the EXP Jew, yes.
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So. 2 level ups will give a hunter:
2 stat points
1 skill point
Yessireebub
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>>1762256
Ok so I put my 2 stat points in power
And I want a skill that uses my Power and Special combined like my singing finger
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Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>1762256
I try to summon Gar's spirit now
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>>1762257
Yeah sure. First choose where to add those 2 stat points into
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>>1762265
Two into power
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>>1762265
2 to power
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>>1762265
Auto-level, the right way.
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>>1762263
>I try to summon Gar's spirit now
>Rolled 1 (1d5)
>Rolled 1
AND EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
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>>1762265
>1 into speed, and 1 into special.
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>>1762276
>Yes
So what we have on this floor?
Should I do a map scan?
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>>1762274
For a bit I forgot and thought we got 5 stat points per level and derped until you reminded me.
>>1762276
In any case, I'm fine with auto-leveling normally to save more funds for later.
1 Speed, 1 Will
>Oh yeah, turns out he forgot to buy anything
Wew, that explains why he still seems to have low stats.
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>>1762276
Recruit guys to the vampteam
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>>1762284
I will say we put it in special.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1762286
Looooot
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>>1762286
Can I get my new special skill?
Something power + special related
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>>1762286
>Should you?
>. Yes
that
it's not like I have any other use rather than working as pointing arrow to horsefucker and merc
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>>1762286
I'll recruit
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>>1762293
We were always squishy, plus hey preisty buffs.
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>>1762290
Gimme a bit faget
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>>1762295
We had the chance to be less squishy, but we chose not to for the Faith.
Thanks for keeping Horace active in my absence, time zones are hard man.
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>>1762299
Its all good, he mostly just throwing around buffs when im around. And me forggeting that buying items is actully a thing.
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>>1762302
>Its all good, he mostly just throwing around buffs when im around.
Indeed. Good thinking.
>And me forggeting that buying items is actully a thing.
If we want to make it a thing, we could always take a vow of poverty for enhanced faith. Depending on how monastic the Faith is.
We've already donated a chunk of our personal funds for that Altar which we haven't used yet.
>>1762286
Hey QM, what's the name of the Hunters' religion?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
Right, now, for the 3 hunters who paid off the EXP jews, choose 1 skill.
>>1762292
>>1762292
So waht kinda recruit you want senpai?
>>1762291
Roll 1d10
>>1762289
Roll 1d10 for loot
9-10: Good Loot
5-8: Okay loot
2-4: meh loot
1: Shite loot
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>>1762305
Oh shit. Those Priest skills. What are their descriptions?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1762305
>inb4 shite
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1762305
>Roll 1d10
Believe in myself and scream curiously.
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>>1762305
The notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge
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>>1762308
Nice going, Os-belly.
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>>1762305
what's cleaver spin do besides look cool, boss
choose give em til the count of 5
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>>1762305
Does rocky moutain splitting shock wave use power + secial?
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Okay heading to sleep my vote is for resseruftion but do what you do
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Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1762181
Pity. I wanted to try brewing a pure suffering potion and if that was successful it would summon Gar.
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Rolled 821 (1d1000)
>>1762307
Resurrection: Both an active skill and passive skill. Use it to revive a hunter that has all his HP exhausted, then Resurrection gets an 8 turns cooldown. If you haven't use it on anyone in battle yet or if the cooldown is done after it is used and haven't been used again, Horace will automatically come back to life if killed, then Resurrection will enter an 8 turns cooldown
Cape Swish Level 2: Swish cape cooly to distract an enemy then stab them in the face with your Rapier. Currrently cape swish level one uses Special + half speed. Level two uses Special + Full Speed
Head Hop: Hop on every enemy present and stomp their heads. Uses Speed. Damage is 2 per enemy but due to giving them a concussion with your stomping, each enemy hit will gain a -3 malus to hit chance
>>1762313
Cleaver Spin: Spin your cleaver around in a wide arc, hitting up to 6 enemies at once. 2 turns cooldown
Give em to the count of 5: Enter an unmovable stance for 5 turns, after 5 turns smack an enemy for 2x current damage, using normal hit chance. During the 5 count, each hit recieved while counting gives a +2 to hit chance
Big Swing: Passive - All attacks from the axe now hit at least 2 enemies all the time
>>1762320
Grovel: Uses special to convince enemies to go easy on you. If succesful enemies will pity Jon and stops targetting him for 5 turns
Burning Finger: Passive - Now everytime Jon hits anything, that thing will be set on fire
Rocky mountain Splitting Wave: Move that uses Power + Special, no bonus damage. If hit, enemy will get a -5 malus to defense rolls
>>1762308
Oswell has found some shit:
- 20 Gold coins
- 20 Knives
- Various doll parts
- Coupon for a free sandwich at the local village sandwich shop
>>1762310
But to recruit the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge, you must first find the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge.
Roll 1d1000 to find the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge
>>1762309
The screams. They do not work.
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>>1762328
Give em til the count of 5
Final choice
I've been waiting for this signature ability for a while, big swing and cleaver spin are next for me
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>>1762328
ROCKY Mountain splitting wave. Is it an aoe? If not I'll still take it.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762331
Roll 1d10 to see if you're lucky and managed to learn to AoE version or not
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>>1762328
Spend 10 gold to purchase a level.
Give ghost waifu the coupon
Keep the knives, never enough knives.
Dun care none about doll parts.
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>>1762328
>The screams. They do not work.
Get severe depression
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1762336
No whammies!
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>>1762340
Dayumn
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Rolled 961 (1d1000)
>>1762328
rollan.
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>>1762340
Jon gets all the wahmmies forever
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>>1762341
Ye ok whynot.
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>>1762337
The level purchase allows Oswell to choose a skill
>>1762343
Turns out the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge was under Bob's nose the whole time.
Because he's so short
Due to being a goblin
Goblins are really short.
Yeah
>>1762348
>>1762341
So Wilda also gets 2 levels.
Now who wants to help Wilda pick out her stats and skill
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>>1762351
Hey Scrooge wanna join our anti-hunter team?
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>>1762351
Scream internally and scan my head for schematics of hidden features
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>>1762351
Looks like we can only upgrade Speed, Special or Will for Wilda
Any opinions, guys?
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>>1762351
Jesus he better choose grand master of none.
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>>1762351
Grandmaster of none.
But also, what do those do?
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Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d10)
>>1762354
Roll 1d10 to convince the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge to join your team, you're against my first roll
>>1762355
Roll 1d10 to see if you managed to find anything, you're against my second roll
>>1762359
Insult: Uses Special to insult up to 3 enemies. If successful they will only target Oswell. But in their rage they'll have a -6 malus to hit chance
Parry Stance: Enter a defensive stance, causing Oswell to be unable to attack for 3 turns, but automatically wins all defense rolls, unless it's a Boss-level attack, then Oswell gains a +10 to defense roll instead
Grand Master Of None: Now while the enemy's bonus are disabled, Oswell gets half of his bonus in the roll. Gaining an unfair advantage.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1762362
Say notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge one more time, I dare you
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1762362
>Roll 1d10 to see if you managed to find anything, you're against my second roll
I need to save myself from derpessionI can't even hang myself
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>>1762362
>Grand Master Of None: Now while the enemy's bonus are disabled, Oswell gets half of his bonus in the roll. Gaining an unfair advantage.
Sheit Oswell, you need this
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>>1762362
Grandmaster Of None
For that incredibly fair and well-earned advantage.
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>>1762367
We just need to disable bonuses
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Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)
>>1762365
Sadly, the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge is unmoved by Bob's pleas. And such, the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge has refused to join Bob's team. Bob now has to return home, ashamed and unloved, due to failing to recruit the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge.
>>1762366
Whoops, can't find shit.
>>1762369
Yes, very fair.
we cool now?
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>>1762372
>Whoops, can't find shit.
Ask horsefucker and merc for life advice
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>>1762372
we're good, OP
save Wilda's two level ups for when they get back
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>>1762372
Give the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge some weed to change his mind
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Rolled 23 (1d420)
>>1762374
"Never buy anything at launch"
>>1762375
Yes. Now the hunters can continue advancing
>>1762379
Roll 1d420 to attempt to change the mind of the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge by giving the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge some weed.
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>>1762380
let's scout, see if we can make it to the next floor soon
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>>1762380
>"Never buy anything at launch"
now ask about adventure life advice.
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Rolled 133 (1d420)
>>1762380
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>>1762382
"Violence solves most problems"
"The rest of the problems are solved by threats of violence"
>>1762385
Roll 1d10 to scout
9-10: Oh shit, you found the stairs
5-8: Oh shit, you found the stairs, guarded by a sub-boss
2-4: Oh shit, you found the stairs, guarded by a sub-boss along with its cronies
1: Oh shit, you found the stairs, surrounded by 50 Dolls
>>1762383
Bob has managed to convince the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge to join him by giving some weed to the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge. Now the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge is part of Bob's team.
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>>1762392
Cool beans. Now lets recruit another guy
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>>1762392
but what if I terrible at violence
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762392
Notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge is a clever operator, getting on th3 inside to assassinate some vampires. Respec'
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>>1762396
Scrooge is a vampire assassin, as in a vampire who assassinates
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>>1762397
Scrooge is a goblin, clearly.
Who assassinates vampires. Now stop eavesdropping, you beast.
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>>1762393
>>1762396
Normally the stairs to the sixth floor would be guarded by at least 1 Elite Doll, but luckily for the hunters, they managed to arrive at the exact moment the doll had to go and get maintained. The coast is clear.
>>1762394
Yes, having recruited the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge, who will Bob asks to join next?
>>1762395
"Then you train"
"Or call it quits and look for a life of peace and stay away from the violence"
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>>1762399
Goblins can be vampires too!
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>>1762402
Bobs cousin Bub
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>>1762402
>"Then you train"
but how?
I don't even have a body.
>"Or call it quits and look for a life of peace and stay away from the violence"
If I do that I'll be sent to the golem forge to be recycled.
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>>1762409
The hunters reach the 6th floor! And encounters 3 passageways
>>1762407
Ah yes, Bub. Professional villager and human.
>>1762408
"Then we find you a body"
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>>1762410
>"Then we find you a body"
I'd appreciate that greatly. I wish I could give you something in return.
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>>1762410
Haven't seen cousin Bub in ages. Pay him a visit
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>>1762414
>Have you considered training your voice?
how
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>>1762415
By doing what you always do: screaming.
Alternatively, ask whoever your mechanic is for instructions to improve your screaming programming.
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>>1762417
I tried that repeatedly already.
Sure I can bruteforce that via increasing attempts, but that seems quite counter productive and ratherboring
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>>1762414
>Any difference between the 3 passageways?
One leads to a secret vault, one leads to doll storage and one leads to a dead end that will activate an ambush
>>1762412
Better sneak around his peasant hut
>>1762411
"Well, you did manage to discover that stash of gold back there"
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>>1762420
>"Well, you did manage to discover that stash of gold back there"
I can scan some more then, maybe this floor has more stashes hidden
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>>1762422
"Sure"
"Go ahead"
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>>1762420
Let's start with the one on the far left to make tracking things easier.
>>1762419
I was thinking you could ask OP for one of those training montages or rolls that Bob briefly did before he went into a coma for several threads.
Plus, you're a robot, right? What's keeping you from downloading all those knowledge or abilities into your brain?>boring
Can a Golem feel boredom?
>>1762422
Nice.
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>>1762420
The middle path. Because, y'know, the Middle Path and all.
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>>1762424
[SOUNDWAVE SCAN INITIATION PROCEDURE]
>>1762425
>Plus, you're a robot, right? What's keeping you from downloading all those knowledge or abilities into your brain?
I'm Golem. Also without body and other features in the head. My latest model of body only allowed to me to transmit data via binary code smoke signals
I can't download shit
>I was thinking you could ask OP for one of those training montages or rolls that Bob briefly did before he went into a coma for several threads.
>training montage without body
he'll just copypaste head few times and gives me +1 for sound rolls
>Can a Golem feel boredom?Do Golems dream of mechanical horses?
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>>1762429
True.
>he'll just copypaste head few times and gives me +1 for sound rolls
But wouldn't it be a riveting training montage?>Do Golems dream of mechanical horses?
I dunno, did their programmers have enough budget for that?
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>>1762432
>riveting
yeah, no
>I dunno, did their programmers have enough budget for that?noall we get is "now is it to safe to turn power off
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>>1762429
Roll 1d10 for what is found
1: crud
2-4: enemies
5-7: storage
8-10: storage with a possible body
>>1762430
>>1762428
>>1762426
The hunters enter the middle passage...AND COME INTO CONTACT WITH THE ANCIENT EVIL KRARSOWIX, MOUTH OF THE ABYSS! DEVOURER OF FLESH AND EATER OF SOULS! SCOURGE OF THE KINGDOM AND DEFILER OF LIFE!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1762434
>Roll 1d10 for what is found
[SCANNING]
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>>1762435
whoa
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>>1762434
Point and laugh at the tiny monster
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>>1762434
Take 5 sips of power potion
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>>1762441
>Are you sure you aren't saying that because you wouldn't want to get... /riveted/?I don't want to invest in the head
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>>1762435
Found a storage room that may have a possible body
>>1762438
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>>1762441
>Wow, nice job. It looks like you're doing even better separated from the rest of the party than ever before.
that's why Horsefucker and Merc are actually dependable
>>1762443
>Found a storage room that may have a possible body
Before proceed inside the storage check for traps via UltraSound Scan.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1762445
Roll 1d10 to check for traps
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1762446
sure do hope to not see any female vampires (males)
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>>1762448
Failed to detect any traps. Even though there is definitely some traps in there.
Meanwhile, the other hunters are in a coma
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>>1762449
>>1762443
>>1762441
"O' ancient evil Krarsowix, mouth of the Abyss, devourer of flesh and eater of souls, scourge of the kingdom and defiler of life, I beseech you a simple request. Do you, by any chance, know of or are related to Wilda?"
>>1762442>I don't want to invest in the head
Your fears are merely inside your head.
>>1762445
>that's why Horsefucker and Merc are actually dependable
To be honest they sound much higher leveled than the rest of our party.
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>>1762449
volunteer to be thrown in first storage cause I failed trap check
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>>1762450
"I dunno who that is. Since I'm actually not ancient evil Krarsowix, mouth of the Abyss, devourer of flesh and eater of souls, scourge of the kingdom and defiler of life.O'm jsut a statue of ancient evil Krarsowix, mouth of the Abyss, devourer of flesh and eater of souls, scourge of the kingdom and defiler of life. derp"
>To be honest they sound much higher leveled than the rest of our party.
They're got that way by winning the very first adventure I ran
>>1762452
Roll 1d10 to see what happens when you get thrown inside
10: unharmed
4-8: Harmed
1-3: accidentally fell into a doll body, activating it and being stuck there until the doll is killed
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762453
>Roll 1d10 to see what happens when you get thrown inside
What can possibly go wrong?
Boldly we go!
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>>1762453
"Oh, alright. Thanks for telling us that statue of ancient evil Krarsowix, mouth of the Abyss, devourer of flesh and eater of souls, scourge of the Kingdom and defiler of life."
Let's go check out this statue, seems real neat.
>They're got that way by winning the very first adventure I ran
Oh. These are cameo characters?
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>>1762453
Time to press on.
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>>1762455
Heavy damage sustained
>>1762456
>Oh. These are cameo characters?
Oh yeah. Whenever characters survive an adventure, I shove them everywhere as cameos.
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>>1762458
Nice. Is Krarsowix a cameo character too?
I'll go check out the statue to see if there's anything else about it.
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>>1762458
The passage towards storage room is safe now, Horsefucker and Merc.
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>>1762458
Sleepiness wins. Going to bed.
Try to live, hunters.
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>>1762456
Can I Karate rocky chop him now?
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>>1762458
I wish my character survived...
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>>1762460
>Nice. Is Krarsowix a cameo character too?
Nah, dude's jsut there for a gag, hurr hurr
Anyway, Horace examines the statue, seems to be made outta wood.
>>1762461
"Aight cool" they asnwered as the goes inside and explore
>>1762467
Yeah, too bad the snek rolled the bad ending, lol
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>>1762469
I sure do hope this head thing doesn't have pain sensors
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>>1762469
WOOD?
YOU KNOW WHO WORKED WITH WOOD?
JESUS!
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>>1762470
Horace looted the wood. So you could say:
Horace got wood
Clever boner jokes are not to be found here, only dumb boner jokes
>>1762472
Roll 1d2 to see if it has pain sensors:
1: Yes
2: no
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1762475
>Roll 1d2 to see if it has pain sensors:
?SCREAMING?
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>>1762475
So this guy was not a portal or some kind just a wooden statue?
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>>1762480
>I wonder how often Jesus got wood.
Enough to get nailed to it.
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Almighty FUCKING DAMN IT, I FELL ASLEEP. I told you that this bread was inconvenient!
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>>1762480
So now the active hunters consisting of Horace, Jon and Broseph continues one.
>>1762481
Yea
>>1762477
Luckily there was no pain.
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>>1762484
haha fag
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>>1762484
For you
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>>1762487
>Luckily there was no pain.
can I see storage room from here?
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>>1762487
Continue to the next floor my hunter brothers! Error brother hunters... brothunters?
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>>1762488
You know, I'm glad your forgotten brother (I think) murdered your ass. Should've gave them a tip just for that when handing out their quest rewards.
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>>1762492
>thinking the king will ever truly be gone
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>>1762493
Nah just my auto correct being a lick
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>>1762495
Not forgotten, but 100% off this mortal coil.
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>>1762498
Joke's on you, he was enventually revived in another adventure a year afterwards.
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So anyway, are the hunters continuing and ignoring Wilda's 2 level ups? I think so, yes.
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>>1762499
He's still dead at this point in space and time tho, so my words are true for the moment.
Also, let see what I can upgrade stats-wise and gain ability-wise.
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>>1762503
Wilda better hurry up and allocate then fucking points
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Ah yes, now what will Wilda do with those 2 stat points?
>>1762508
Nobody you should concern youself with
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>>1762503
Let's move while wilda finishes then at the same time.
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>>1762510
Gotta pump up power, of course. Sure, I'm not really focusing on the Will and Special, but eeeeeh, who cares about those stats?Also I still want the old adventuring team to be a boss fight or somethin'
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>>1762512
Power's limit has not been raised, unable to add to it.
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>>1762510
It looks like those spooky scary skeletons are adventuring while we're waiting for Wilda.
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Guys? Have you fond a body?
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>>1762513
The hell? I thought level ups were about raising the stats we have. Why is there suddenly a limit for these things?
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>>1762520
Well, uh, raise speed by 2 then? Surely the limit hasn't been reached for that stat.
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1762520
>Roll 1d5 for what is found
can they gattai?
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>>1762522
Gattai?
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>>1762521
Right, now pick a skill
>>1762522
The advveenturers found 3 boxes, possibly containing 3 unactivated dolls that can be used as a body
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>>1762527
Of course I'm going to ask what the abilities do, so what do the abilities do?
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>>1762527
unwrap them to see the differences.
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>>1762535
How about three?
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>>1762529
Tentacle Stab: catch opponents off guard by suddenly stabbing them with a tentacle from Wilda's body: aka this attack uses power + half of speed
Gaze of the abyss: Attempt to induce madness in an enemy, uses Special, if succesful the enemy is driven insane by knowledge mortals of this realm are not meant to know, giving them a -30 malus to hit
Hat Magic: Gains the ability to teleport through top hats
>>1762530
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>>1762540
Purple you better choose magic hats
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>>1762540
Well, gotta go with the theme of this quest.
Can they insert my AI into the right one?
That one seems good for overriding things.TROMBE
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>>1762540
So does Hat Magic means that I can basically teleport to whereever there's a top hat is? And does Gaze of the Abyss apply to Eldritch mode as well?
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>>1762546
Yes they can try. And the rightmost doll body can also transform into a horse.
And you should know that the Horsefucker got that title for a reason.
>>1762548
Yes. The condition is the top hat must be known to Wilda, needs to at least have saw the thing once to add it to the quick travel list.
> does Gaze of the Abyss apply to Eldritch mode as well?
Yea
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>>1762550
I'm torn. On one hand, Gaze of the Abyss can give me the upper hand when dealing with a boss in the special 1v1 boss mode, but Hat Magic opens up SO MANY TRICKS AND GIMMICKS.
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>>1762550
>And you should know that the Horsefucker got that title for a reason.
I understand this risk. I'll try to avoid transformation whenever I'm near him.You perfectly knew I'm gonna choose that one regardless of Horsefucker reputation,
did you not?
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>>1762556
>spoilers
Of course, if not why would I put it there
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>>1762554
>but Hat Magic opens up SO MANY TRICKS AND GIMMICKS.
So are you saying the Hat Magic could open up a... Hat Trick?
Most useful one is we can use it to retreat from a battle fairly easily.
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>>1762554
Oh yes, what a dilema
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>>1762557and that's why I love you, you magnificent bastard
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>>1762561
If you get Hat Magic, does that mean the rest of us should swap to top hats?
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>>1762561
Actually wait, is the connection between the tophats able to do a thing like pull Joseph back to me through my hat, or to drop a bomb onto a unsuspecting head of a tophat wearing vampire?
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>>1762561
And so Wilda has chosen Hat Magic
>>1762566
Yes.
>>1762556
And so the adventurers took an interest in the right most doll, while fiddling with it to find a way to insert the golem core, they accidentally managed to flip its transformation switch.
"Ah! A horse! This would surely help us in battle, allowing us the charge through enemy ranks" says Merc
"Ah yes, sure, that, yeah Totally what a horse is good for yes....Now I'm convinced we should take this one" says Horsefucker
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>>1762570
Ok continue to next level
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>>1762570
Let test this out. Pull out Joseph from my hat to see if the ability works outside of combat before continuing on.
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>>1762570
>they accidentally managed to flip its transformation switch.
well...fuck
Horsefucker, with all my respect to you, could you please do not proceed with activities your name suggests?
It's just not healthy considering that made out of god know what materials.
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>>1762573
>>1762571
>>1762575
The hunter continues as Wilda tests out her new powers
>>1762578
"That's right my friend, control yourself, this is not the time to give into your urges"
"C'mon bro, I once made love to a solid gold horse, I totes could take this"
"Controllllll"
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>>1762573
Yes
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>>1762581
So the hat isn't transferred alongside them. I see. Well, better join the others and continue on on our quest.
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>>1762585
>>1762588
>>1762584
Now which one of you wanna roll to see if this current passageway leads to a secret vault, one leads to doll storage and one leads to a dead end that will activate an ambush?
>>1762591
"I DONT SEE NO DICK ON THAT HORSE SO IT'S COOL"
"Calm down man, jezz" Merc then pushes the switch to transform the doll back into normal form
"AWWWW C'MMMMAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"He'll calm down in a bit....Don't turn into a horse in front of him from now on"
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>>1762599
Some one else I'm about to drive soon
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>>1762599
>.Don't turn into a horse in front of him from now on
Noted. Lock myself in humanoid form, horse mode will be used exclusively for joint attack with Merc in case of danger or overwhelming amount of enemies.
Can I see my stats and skills, OP?
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Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>1762613
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>>1762613
And now I'll be off, thanks for the session QM.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762624
It's def locked, m8.
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>>1762626
Yeah, try again against the 10 while you wait.
To make it unlock roll a 10
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>>1762604
You should have turned into an ostrich or camel.
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>>1762634
Nah, that golem unit type turns only into a horse
It's frome same series - one with late converted GAR unit
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So anyway, the hunters encounter a locked vault door. Surely behind it are sweet loot
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>>1762638
You chose a rapable machine. Only you.
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>>1762639
So, do we roll for it again, or try to break it down somehow?
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>>1762639
Nice stats. Real nice.
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>>1762647
Technically we should now being able to override musically BGM wise whenever we want.
I thought you might like that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
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>>1762652
Awwwwwweeee yeeaaaa
Bing Bing
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>>1762645
Nah. The pic has appeared. now think of a plan to unlock it.
>>1762644
- Shoulder Shields: Adds +5 to defending rolls
- Shoulder Shield throw: Uses the shoulder shields as projectiles, each shield deals 4 damage - If attack misses or fails has a chance to unable to get the shield back, if so each shield lost confers a -3 reduction to the +5 defend bonus. If both shields are lost then defend rolls use regular stats
- Hidden cannon: Under each shoulder shield is a cannon, shoot once or twice per usage of this ability. As with all cannon attacks, both parties are unable to use their bonuses. Each cannon shot does 6 damage
Normal attacking, aka punching, does 8 damage per hit
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>>1762658
This is one nice skill set!
If shield is lost during attack - is it possible to recover it after battle?
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We should find some knives and install them to the wrists. In a not-emo way
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>>1762661
Yes
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>>1762658
I dunno, try knocking on the door, maybe?
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>>1762669
Huhuhu
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>>1762658
What if... I do my one inch punch
And .... broke it down?
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>>1762666
Well that didn't work
>>1762674
Oh hey,t aht's actually a good idea, congrats. Jon gets an award
>>1762669
It's originally a doll body modified by the adventurers to suit their needs.
So
Roll 1d10 to see if the remote works or not
6-10: Of course it doesn't
1-5: Turns out the remote doesn't affect the body, but the core itself, so yes the remote still works
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>>1762676
Hurray!
Do so
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>>1762676
Knock harder.
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>>1762679
bloody failsafe systems
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>>1762679
Turns out the answer is no
ahahaha
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>>1762682
well there is still a chance of second roll by other player,is it?
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>>1762682
>smug-king-5.gif
How many smug kings do you have?
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>>1762686
More than anybody should
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>>1762687
Stop hording kings, OP, they have kingdoms to rule and stuff!
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>>1762680
>>1762678
WHO WILL BREAK DOWN THE DOOR?!
Roll against eachother to find out.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1762689
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1762689
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762679
I walk away to poop and then something important happens
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>>1762693
haha! Too late! The roll is done! The remote's power looms over the golem's head once again!
Also dunno if anybody noticed, but the screaming golem head was literally Bing Bingie's head from Adventure thing, just with a line in the middle instead of under the eyes
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>>1762696
Honesty, all golems look the same so we didn't really notice. Unless you mean that it is ACTUALLY Bing Bingie's head, then that brings up questions as to where the Hunter Merchant got it from.
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>>1762696
well as long that remote won't get in Horsefucker hands it's be alright I guess
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>>1762691
>>1762690
Wilda was faster than Jon in knocking
>>1762699
Yes
>>1762700
Yes
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>>1762702
So to clarify, this is after the King got slayed and after the first adventure team got murdered by skeletons, but before the King got resurrected, correct?
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>>1762696
I noticed. Bing
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>>1762702
Proceed onwards to kill more things
We need to learn how to be violent under Mercs' guidance! There lies their power!
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>>1762704
Yeah probably
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>>1762708
Slowly but surely, we are understanding our place in the current timeline. In any case, let see what this vault holds within.
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>>1762706
Roll 1d10 to scout for enemies then
8-10: 2 Enemies
5-7: 4 Enemies
2-4: 8 Enemies
1: 16 Enemies
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1762715
The more the merrier
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762715
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>>1762714
Treasures, of course. But it's also guarded by at least 1 Elite Doll.
NOw hunters roll 1d6 to see what kinda sub-boss fight awaits them inside:
6: 1 Elite Doll
4-5: 1 Elite Doll + 2 normal dolls
2-3: 1 Elite Doll + 4 nomral dolls
1: 2 Elite Dolls + 2 Normal dolls
>>1762716
>>1762722
Golem finds 4 dolls nearby, each with the stats:
Power: 16
Speed: 16
HP: 20
Special: 8
Will: 20
Will Golem attempt to solo them or have Merc and Horsefucker help out?
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1762724
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>>1762728
We need the assist. This tower is a Party Game afterall.
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>>1762730
I don't think this is a Mario Party-kinda place, to be honest. It's more of a RPG kinda deal.
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>>1762726
1 Elite Doll + 2 normal dolls blocks the path into the vault
>>1762735
Ah yes, so the fight starts with 4 dolls facing off the adventurers, and the automaton
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>>1762737
What's the stats on 'em? Also does the power potion buff still apply to me, due to not actually getting involved with the fight against the two four dolls in a cloak?
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>>1762737
Sip power potion 5 times, since it wore off by now
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762742
Elite Doll stats:
Power: 20
Speed: 22
HP: 20
Special: 8
Will: 20
- Each claw swipe does 6 damage
- Zappy claws: each connected hit has a chance to shock and stun victim
- Sharp claws: Claws can also cause bleed, making victing take damage each turn, unfortunately, unlike the zapping, this will always happen if the hit connects
- Enhanced mobility: Can crawl on walls and surfaces, when doing so it gains a +5 to defending rolls due to throwing the aim of whoever targeting it
- Sneak stab: when crawling, can attempt a sneak attack, disabling bonuses
- Tub of super glue: applying this to damaged dolls heal them for 4 HP
2 other dolls have these stats:
Power: 16
Speed: 16
HP: 20
Special: 8
Will: 20
Each of them hit for 3 damage
And no, your Power buff has already ran out
>>1762749
>>1762739
Roll 1d10 to preemptively punch one of them in the face
It has +16 Power
You have +20 Power
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1762754
>Roll 1d10 to preemptively punch one of them in the face
Hello uglyface, aka clearly inferior model!
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>>1762754
At least we have Jon and Broseph, so it's not a solo fight. Drink 3 sips of the Speed potion and prepare for a fight.
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>>1762761
do that
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Rolled 9, 2, 8, 3 = 22 (4d10)
>>1762760
Oh shit.
You only have 1 sip left in the bottle
>>1762757
Doll now has 12/20 HP left.
Now it's their turns.
And they've decided to attack you, in a row
Roll 4d10, each one corresponding to each of my rolls
Dolls have +16 Power
You have +25 defense
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>>1762767
Very well take last sip. And take 4 sips of speed and get in to counter stance
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Rolled 3, 1, 1, 3 = 8 (4d10)
>>1762767
Hm, on the other thought I could probably soloed them, I calculated my defense output incorrectly.
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Rolled 1, 7, 9, 7 = 24 (4d10)
>>1762767
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>>1762775
Yay. I contributed
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>>1762776
You gotta do that whole a lot more causeI can't really stay up of late for health reasons lately
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Rolled 9, 10, 7, 4 = 30 (4d10)
>>1762769
>>1762763
So now Jon has 19 Power and 29 Speed
Wilda has 28 Speed
So Jon goes first
>>1762771
All blows were blocked
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>>1762784
what is our turn order?
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>>1762790
After the dolls, it's the adventurers, and then you.
Horsefucker has opted out of this battle since he sees he's undeeded.
Merc stabs a doll to death. Now it's your turn again.
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>>1762784
ShinING finger on the elite
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>>1762797
>undeeded
Seems that getting rid of shields will be dumb considering current bonus, proceed with punching dolls - the previously damaged one if it isn't one which Merc killed.
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>>1762800
I mostly wanna see what it looks like
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1762799
Roll 1d10
Elite Doll has +22 Speed
You have +30 Bonus
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762806
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>>1762810
Upgraded version is Shine KONCHYO!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1762807
Elite Doll has 11/20 HP left
Now it's Wilda's turn
>>1762805
Roll 2d10
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>>1762813
The fuck is a konchyo
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>>1762815
Is the fire part only on vamps?
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>>1762817
Or is it koncho?
Two finger but stabb
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>>1762815
Strike the ground with a mace slam, to knock these dolls onto the floor!
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>>1762821
Butt stab*
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>>1762821
That's Kancho
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>>1762824
My bad, japs always spell things in engrish wweird
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Rolled 10, 6, 1 = 17 (3d10)
>>1762822
Only now I realized I've been drawing Wilda with the unupgraded version of the mace. Whoops.
Anyway roll 1d10
Wilda has +18 Power
Elite Doll has +20 Power
Other dolls has +16 Power
>>1762818
Yeah.
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Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d10)
>>1762815
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>>1762833
Man our battles sure take forever, I know I'm not one to talk but shiieeet.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1762836
1 hit, the doll now has 6/20 HP left.
Now it's the dolls' turn again.
This time, 2 of them has the idea to combo against the golem
Golem Roll 1d10 for defense
Golem has +25 Defense
Dolls have +32 Attack
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762841
>Golem Roll 1d10 for defense
clever fuckers
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1762841
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>>1762833
So puplw isn't answering does that mean only one for hit?
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>>1762847
Also I m starting to fall asleep
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>>1762841
By the way... How do it goes with the revival ritual?
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Rolled 10, 6, 10, 6 = 32 (4d10)
>>1762843
>>1762844
The combo gets through the golem's defenses. It now has 14/20 HP left.
The merc kills another doll. Now it's only the weakended doll and a full health doll left
>>1762847
>>1762848
Yes.
And now the Elite doll has began crawling on the walls, giving it increased dodge chances.
Broseph will attempt a tornado on the dolls now
He has +30 Power
Elite has +27 Dodge
Other dolls has +16 defense
>>1762851
Roll 1d10 to see how well it's going
1-3: Nowhere
4-6: 20%
7-9: 50%
10: Almost done
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1762855
Please Dice God, give me a good roll....
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>>1762855
>The merc kills another doll. Now it's only the weakended doll and a full health doll left
shoot the weakened doll again for sure kill.
So there won't a be another chance of combo happening
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>>1762856
Thank Dice God!!!
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>>1762856
welp
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>>1762857
This
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1762855
Luckily, Broseph managed to take out the Elite one and leaving the others at 6/20 Hp
>>1762857
Roll 2d10
>>1762856
A doll suddenly appears behind Bob
"Master Walter requires your presence"
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d10)
>>1762866
>Roll 2d10
You scratched my new body, you piece of scrap
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>>1762866
Is it the dolls turn?
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>>1762866
"I shall appear in front of him...!"
Then walk very cool along with our vampire bros to Master Walter.
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d10)
>>1762866
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Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d10)
>>1762871
One of them's on the ground, unable to act so only 1 of them gets to act now and it decides to try and stab Jon!
Roll 1d10 against my first roll
+16 Doll
+19 You
>>1762870
>>1762873
The doll dodges the shots! Now it will use the second combo with the remaining doll against the golem again!
Roll 1d10 against my second roll
Dolls has +32
Golem has +25
>>1762872
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1762877
Those lucky bastards
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762877
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>>1762877
Keep walking to Master Walter while joking about dragon's prolapse problem.
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Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d10)
>>1762882
Jon counters and finishes off the doll! Broseph then chops up the other doll!
>>1762879
Being hit by another combo reduces the Golem's Hp to 8/20! Then Merc cleaves the other doll in half.
Now it's only the Golem and the weakened doll left
>>1762888
"Oh yeah, those fags"
"how do you know so mych about dragon asses anyway"
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>>1762892
Loot I'm and I'm going to sleep
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>>1762892
>Now it's only the Golem and the weakened doll left
Just smash this ugly face of a doll with my fists dang it.
it pisses me off
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>>1762892
"Don't you guys remember we had a vampire dragon with name of Cred? I had seen his ass and it was very disgusting, far worse than my ass."
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1762895
And now, in the very last moments of its life, you could swear you saw it grinning
Roll 1d10
Doll has +16
Golem has +20
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>>1762901
"The question here bro...is how did you saw his ass?"
"Yeah...have you been deliberately engaging in homosexual activities?"
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1762902
So you had teeth?
Well not anymore.
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>>1762904
"I thought that Cred was female until I realized that Cred was a male.... By the way his dick is much smaller than Master Mark's dick."
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>>1762905
The doll dies, its death laugh echoes through the hall, eventually fading out.
On a side note, all dolls have teeth under there.
>>1762915
"A likely excuse you huge homo" says the Vamp Knight
"Plus most people has smaller dicks than Master Mark" Brobat chimes in
"....how do you guys know about these facts. Do you just go look at dicks for comparison or something"
>>
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>>1762924
oh wait, check for loot briefly
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>>1762929
The doll left behind a note, jsut for the golem
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>>1762924
"Yes it is very normal among us vampbeast to compare the size of the dicks. The size of our dick is like our ranks, those with bigger dick are the leader. That is why we follow Master Mark because he had the biggest dick."
>>
wait shit, I forgot about this, since I'm focused on something else. What's the status right now on shit?
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>>1762930
I think they know something I don't
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>>1762932
The battle has been won. Broseph's the only one left, everyone else's inactive
>>1762931
"..."
"He's messing with you, of course we don't jsut follow who has the biggest dick. Obviously, like all other vampires, we follow our sire and/or who is the strongest and treats us the best....the dick hugeness is the second criteria"
"....."
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>>1762930
Other side?
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>>1762941
So, uh, let loot the bodies and the likes? Maybe?
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>>1762948
Roll 1d10 for loot
8-10: Good Loot
5-7: Okay loot
2-4: meh loot
1: Shite loot
>>1762946
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>>1762941
I loled
Anyway keep walking until we meet Master Walter.
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>>1762951
Fold it into a paper airplane and keep moving with the group.
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>>1762957
The adventurers continues on. Do you want to roll for what they encounter next?
>>1762954
"Ah Bob, good, you're here. How goes the blood colelcting for the ritual?"
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>>1762960
Yes
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>>1762960
"It goes very well Master Walter. We collected from our own blood because it have more potential than average human's bloods."
"Can we see Master Mark's new body?"
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>>1762962
Roll 1d5
1: Sub-bosses
2: Sub-boss
3: Enemies
4: Traps
5: A sandwich
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>>1762965
Move with the Group.
Blame the Golem when things go horribly wrong.
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Rolled 2 (1d5)
>>1762965
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>>1762969
Joseph suddenly becomes active, surprising his brother, Broseph
>>1762972
The adventurers found an elite doll.
>>1762964
"Sure"
Even had a cloth tastefully covering up his crotch
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>>1762987
Surprise attack with cannon
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>>1762987
Check underneith the cloth to see if it have big dick. We must make sure that Master Mark will have his big dick before we do the revival ritual.
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>>1762987
Looks dank
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>>1762987
"Oh, Hey."
Hack and Slash the Doll, Assuming I'm with the party.
If not, Catch up. THEN Hack and Slash.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1762951
After this, we should see what else the vault has for us.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1762994
Roll 2d10
>>1762996
Broseph reprimands Joseph for forgetting which party he's with.
Hunters are in a different part of the castle than the adventurers and golem. And both parties do not know the location of eachother
>>1763006
Wilda Found sum gold
>>1762996
...Yep. It's exactly how Bob remembers it. An exact replica.
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>>1763011
How much gold is 'sum' gold?
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Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d10)
>>1763011
Bing Bing.
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>>1763011
Is the doll ready for the ritual, master Walter?
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>>1763011
Can I reprehend OP for linking the wrong post?
"Right...Well then what the fuck do we do?"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1763015
The Elite Doll dodges your cannon fire and will attempt a claw swipe! Roll 1d10
Elite Doll has +20 Power
Golem has +25 Defense
>>1763013
10 gold
>>1763022
Explore the vaut the hunters are currently in for loot, and possible enemies
>>1763017
"It is, now ...are you ready to spill your blood, as you said, to summon Mark's spirit into this doll?"
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1763023
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>>1763023
Well then lets do that.
I go to the Vault, In search of Gold and Things to Kill.
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>>1763023
Yep, let do it. Don't forget to prepare our potions before we do emo style.
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>>1763023
Yeah. We'll take it to the batcave, we've prepared it for the ritual
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>>1763023
That's a good amount of gold. let continue further into the vault.
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>>1763025
Blocked. Merc then asks if you want to fight this thing solo or what
>>1763026
>>1763030
Now which one of youw ant to roll for what is found?
>>1763027
>>1763028
Walter follows you to the ritual site and places the body in the middle of the pentagram the vampbeasts have prepared beforehand.
"On my command, cut yourselves and let your blood completely was over the doll. Then I'll commence the magical unholy chant to bind Mark's spirit to it"
>>
Honors all yours, Demon Child.
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>>1763035
Give brobat and VK potions and prepare
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>>1763035
Yea. I will solo it. Time to test this body out!
https://youtu.be/HX2g2DNIdg8
Bing Bing
Audio not recognized.
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>>1763046
"Alright then"
Now it's your turn.
>>1763039
Joseph concedes to Wilda for the rolling.
Now only if Wilda would stop being inactive
>>1763041
>>1763045
"Do it now. Let Mark's new body recieve your blood"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1763052
sorry
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>>1763052
Slash wrist open and spray it all over the doll
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>>1763052
Punch the doll!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1763057
Roll 1d10
Elite Doll has +22 Speedd
Golem has +20 Power
>>1763054
The hunters found a locked black chest amidst a pile of gold
>>1763056
Thatsa lot of blood
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>>1763067
Once there's enough blood on the doll pour some of the potion over the wound and drink the rest
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>>1763067
I got a bad feeling about this.
Try and grab some gold, but don't go near the chest.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1763067
Bing Bing
Punch.exe
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>>1763067
I'll just stand back and keep a eye on Joseph. If he fucks something up, I can pull him out from danger thanks to my new ability.
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>>1763067
Fudging Blood SFX!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1763073
The doll dodges the punch! It'lll counter with a claw swipe!
Roll 1d10
Elite Doll has +20 Power
Golem has +25 defense
>>1763072
>>1763076
Right, Joseph opted to collect the gold instead.....Joseph roll 1d10
8-10: Gold is good
3-7: Gold is fake, you;ve been bamboozled
1-2: Gold is fake, and it's been hiding a trap
>>1763071
>>1763077
Not yet. Keep bleeding
Jeez, the pain is pretty terrible, good thing you're a big strong vampbeast that kind withstand pain right
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>>1763087
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1763087
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1763087
plz no bamboozle
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>>1763087
Check how vamp bros handle their bleeding.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1763095
Blocked! How will you retaliate?
>>1763097
Joseph have been bamboozled! The gold are decoys! Hiding...A FUCKING CANNON!
Joseph roll 1d10 to not get his face blown up
>>1763090
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>>1763109
Shouldn't this be enough blood?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1763109
Bamboozled again
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>>1763109
Cannons!
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>>1763119
Bamboozled yet again
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Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d10)
>>1763119
Let's see if Wilda pulls Joseph away in time
That's against my first roll
>>1763122
Roll 2d10 against my second roll
>>1763113
"Yes. Now you may drink your potions and rest, I'll take care of the rest" said Walter
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Rolled 1, 8 = 9 (2d10)
>>1763125
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>>1763125
Slump down in a corner and use the potion
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>>1763125
Joseph is saved
>>1763127
The doll crawls up the ceiling, dodging your attack. How will you react?
>>1763135
Bob does that, while Walter chants in a language Bob doesn't know
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>>1763139
Shoot second cannon!
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>>1763139
Where's the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge btw?
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>>1763139
So apparently there's cannons hidden in the fake gold. Can I try to smash the ground in order to reveal where the cannons are?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1763142
Roll 1d10
>>1763143
The notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge has always been there, the whole time.
He was just so short he was out of frame most of the time
>>1763145
Roll to try to smash the ground in order to reveal where the cannons are
1-5: Didn't work
6-10: Worked
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>>1763139
Thanks, Wilda.
But if the gold is trapped, what's the chest?
Wait for Wilda to finding the cannons by force, and then investigate the chest.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Get down from there!
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>>1763161
How are VK and brobat holding up?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1763161
Brute force always works.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1763163
As it dodges the shot, it answers: "Sure"
It will now attempt a sneak stab, roll 1d10
>>1763164
"We're good"
"Dizzy from losing so much blood, but we'll manage"
>>1763170
The shockwave shook the fake gold loose, revealing the cannons.
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>>1763177
Activate Titanium Body to absorb the shots
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>>1763177
Cannons must be worth a lot back with the Hunter Merchant, right? We should try to disable and not damage the cannons so that we can sell them off to him for some actual gold.
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>>1763177
So the Cannons are Protecting the chest. Which means that chest might have Loot.
I'll Get behind the cannons, and try to Disable them.
By hitting them with an axe.
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>>1763177
Prepare for the return of our master
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1763177
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>>1763182
Oh ok.
But we didn't trigger the cannons?
Also we don't know if they deal enough damage to bypass TB.
>>
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>>1763177
Wilda should toss Jo's hat behind the canons and disable them in the end
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>>1763189
Your dodge has created an openning! The doll will have a -5 malus in defense should you choose to punch it now!
>>1763190
>>1763182
The cannon has not been activated. They'll start shooting whenever somebody gets close to the chest
>>1763186
[Even more chanting from Walter]
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>>1763177
When Master Mark awake, we will do Jojo pose while saying "Awaken my master!"
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>>1763199
Uppercut of destruction!
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>>1763203
Shouldn't we disconnect the cannons first? I'm sure by doing that, we can then freely reach the chest.
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>>1763199
Ok, here's my plan.
We trigger TB, go behind the cannons range, take them off and away, and then open the chest when all the cannons are in our possesion.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1763208
Roll 1d10
You ahve +20 Power
Doll has 17 Defense
>>1763204
Meanwhile, the hunters have not settled on a plan to deal witht he cannons
>>
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>>1763223
Awaken my master!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1763223
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>>1763223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
Awaken my master!
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>>1763226
Sounds good to me. Would still like to trigger TB anyways, Incase it goes to shit.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1763230
Doll now has 12 HP
>>1763227
>>1763233
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>>1763258
Oh shit, master Mark just woke up and is already smoking a blunt
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>>1763258
Can Hunters and heroes feel the presence of Master Mark return?
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>>1763271
I feel some one returning
Now back to sleep
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>>1763262
>>1763271
Yes. The return of Mark sent a wave of energy accross the castle, the hunters all felt it. They all felt something terrible has returned....that feeling was immediately gone as Mark decided to smoke a blunt as the first thing he does after reviving, turning off his shock aura.
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>>1763258
Is it still my turn? Shoot him while he is down!
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>>1763274
Good to see you're back, master. Here you go.
Hand master Mark one of his trademark cloaks
>>
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Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d10)
>>1763309
What roll?
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Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d10)
>>1763309
Whoops, forgot muh rolls
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>>1763309
Genuflect
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1763312
>>1763314
>>1763318
The Elite Doll rolls away from the shots just in time! It will attempt to stab the golem in the Golem dick!
Golem roll 1d10
Doll has +22 Speed
Golem has +25 Defense
While Wilda succeed in teleporting Joseph behind the cannons without setting them off
>>1763315
"You did good Bob, you did good"
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>>1763337
Brobat and Vampire Knight, they helped too. And the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge did something too I guess.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1763337
I will crush your pelvis for that.
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>>1763337
So all that hard work to murder Mark, and he just got revived? Hopefully he'll just be a miniboss instead of a actual boss.
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>>1763337
Nice. So how are we disabling the Cannons?
I suggest we pull em off their stands.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1763344
Literal cockblocked
>>1763356
>>1763364
Roll 1d10 to make an attempt
>>1763341
"Yes. I suppose I should reward you by granting you some powe--hmm....can't seem to summon any....dangit, feeling like my joints are locking up"
"That's because you're still not used to your new body yet dumbass. It'll take a while for your spirit to fully settle into the thing"
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>>1763381
Stomp the doll's pelvis
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>>1763381
We're good for now master. Also the hunters kinda took over your clocktower and refurnished it as their base of operations
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1763381
Woo Free Cannons
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1763386
Roll 1d10
you have +20 power
Doll has +22 Speed -3 due to being cockblocked
>>1763388
Joseph got:
- 4 cannons
>>1763387
"....those bastards....Where am I supposed to sleep and smoke weed now?.....hmmmm"
"Don't hmmmmmm me, I know what you're thinking"
"I dunno what you mean.....Rooooomie"
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>>1763399
You could hang out in the batcave too if you want to, master.
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>>1763399
DRop the cannons off over at the rooms entrance then go back and open the chest.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1763399
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>>1763413
Dickstomped the Elite Doll. Reducing it to 4 HP, and also stunning it.
>>1763410
AND THEN JOSEPH FINDS....that the chest is locked.
>>1763409
"Well--"
"As I hate to admit it, your master will actually need to share my quarters. He's there first time a doll that has been infused with the spirit of an Elder. I'll need to keep him on close watch and maintenance until he's used to the body"
"But that doesn't mean we can't hang out and smoke weed whenever I'm free Bob, I'll come down the Batcave from time to time"
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>>1763439
Now punch its face in.
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>>1763439
Very well, masters.
Now, back to visiting ol' Bub
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>>1763439
Break open the Lock.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1763443
Punched its face in. You are victorious!
>>1763448
>>1763452
Roll 1d10
>>1763446
Would Bob like to continue visiting Bub, his cousin and professional villager?
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>>1763439
"Shall I also bring you a vampire hooker too?"
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Rolled 11 (1d15)
>>1763474
This is an attacking roll so
DECAPITATE THAT LOCK OUT OF EXISTENCE
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1763474
Er...Can we count this as decapitation?
I'm going to roll 1d10 in case he counts it as just a 1d10.
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>>1763474
Bing Bing.
Enemies routed.
Returning to Party.
https://youtu.be/1Io0DLo_G90
Strike a pose over the corpse
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>>1763504
Peasants are often unhappy due to poor living conditions
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>>1763495
ding
>>1763478
Lock broken
>>1763504
>>1763484
Now do Bob wish to just enter Bub's home through the front door after knocking like a normal person?
Or sneak through his window like a damn creeper>
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>>1763519
Knock politely
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>>1763519
Open the chest finally
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>>1763519
Open that shit
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>>1763519
Do both, first knocking the door politely and then sneaking through the window.
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>>1763519
Pick up the loot and return to HF and Merc
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>>1763525
>>1763540
>>1763548
knock knock knock
"Who's there?"
>>1763537
>>1763528
Joseph opens the chest and finds...THE UNDEAD KING! RETURNED TO THIS MORTAL REALM TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING!
>>1763549
They congratulates you on your victory and the loot you gained: 12 gold and the doll's zappy claws.
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>>1763548
He is our cousin, he will properly tolerance our weird and creepy side.
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>>1763564
nigga what the fuck
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>>1763564
Oh ok
Wait hold on was this in the script
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>>1763564
Equip zappy claws
Scan tower.
"Bing Bing, something seems off"
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>>1763573
"Bob?....Why, I haven't heard that name in so many years...."
>>1763572
>Wait hold on was this in the script
No
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>>1763564
Holy shit. Where's a Kingslayer when you need one?
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>>1763591
wait a minute, what was supposed to happen?
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>>1763591
Yeah, it's been a while. Could you let me in though? It's pretty cold out here
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>>1763591
Then what was actually in the chest
What does it say OP
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>>1763598
"Cold?....Why, I haven't heard that adjective in so many years..."
>>1763595
>>1763600
Something about you getting loot, but that was totes gay though.
>>1763602
Zappy claws equipped
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>>1763612
hey, that looks like you made it up on the spot, OP
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>>1763612
Very well. Continue with party
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>>1763612
Have the notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge pick the lock open
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>>1763612
What if we get loot instead? That looks like an unauthorized change to script.
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>>1763616
>>1763616
" The notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge ? Why, I haven't seen that notorious goblin vampire assassin in so many years....on account of him being so short..."
>>1763614
>>1763619
Yeah? Whatchu gon do bout it? Commit terrible acts of violence against me so that I'd change the script?
>>1763615
MEanwhile, the Golem continues deeper into the bowels of the castle with the adventurers
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>>1763624
Intimidate OP into giving us the loot
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>>1763624
Bub's talking about seeing thins in years... Why I haven't heard this in years.
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>>1763624
I'll call the Time Police
And if that doesn't work, I'llreassure you in your hosting abilitys and ask nicely for loot
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>>1763624
Bing Bing.
Play tunes as we travel
https://youtu.be/15JCb6P60Vw
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1763631
"Anyway....Bob....you look like shit. And I say this as a guy who has to literally deal with shit everyday, shovelling manure"
>>1763626
Roll 1d10 to intimidate OP into giving the loot. But i must warn you, I am one of steely nerves and unbreakable will. You cannot make a man who has no fear be afraid.
Joseph has +13 Power
OP has +1 Will
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>>1763641
Yea a lot of stuff has happened. How you doing cousin?
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Rolled 3 (1d15)
>>1763641
>+1 will
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>>1763647
"Oh, regular old peasant things. Farming. Taking care of the animals. Paying taxes. Living in squalor and dying of terrible dieases. The usual"
>>1763653
The spirit of a golem from long ago flies bye and uttered a approving "bing"
>>1763655
WOAH SHIT, CALM THE FUCK DOWN MAN. JEEEZUS. WHAT DO YOU WANT
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>>1763661
give us the fucking loot
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>>1763661
Loot, Please?
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>>1763661
You could come with me to the castle and join us. Better living conditions.
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>>1763670
"I dunno, word around town is that your castle is full of the gay"
>>1763666
>>1763663
FINE JEEZE HOLY SHIT CALM THE FUCK DOWN OH SHIT
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>>1763676
oh shit
check the chest now
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>>1763676
The only gay guy in the castle was Fred and we killed him
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>>1763684
"YEah but what if the gay viruses have already infected the inhabitants"
>>1763679
Yep.
It's a chest.
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>>1763702
well, what's inside the chest?
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>>1763702
What's IN the chest?
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>>1763702
Nah the castle is cool. And we could use a man like you in our ranks
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>>1763702
"Maybe you are already infected and don't realized it right now? Let do some test..."
Show him several image of manly men and women. Then for last test.... Show him image of Astolfo, Rider of the Black from Fate/Apocrypha.
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>>1763716
Maybe... you should OPEN the chest
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>>1763727
>>1763732
Conflicting commands cause Bob to freeze up and unresponsive.
Bub is confused as to why suddenly Bob froze.
>>1763718
>>1763716
What's in the chest? The heart.
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>>1763743
come on, OP
just give us the loot already
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>>1763743
Give him a blunt and invite him to join us
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>>1763743
I open the wooden Chest and take the Objects that are inside of said wooden container called a chest.
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>>1763743
God damn it, OP, I thought this wasn't in the script?
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Rolled 228 (1d420)
>>1763761
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Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1763761
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1763761
o ok
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>>1763771
nigga the fuck
we had a good amount already
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>>1763771
Jesus fuck. Why the hell did you do that?
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>>1763763
"....hmmm sure. I'll join you in your castle, I guess....Wait. I'm a human. Wouldn't walking inside your vamp castle basically means I'll be seen as dinner?"
>>1763771
Inside the chest was 36 gold coins. woohoo
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>>1763776
let's keep exploring then
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>>1763776
...Can I roll to beat the shit out of the JoJo side of Joseph, OP?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1763780
Roll 1d10
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>>1763776
We could make you a vamp
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>>1763776
"No worry Bub, with my alchemy skills I can transform you into a dhampire. Half-vampire and half-human"
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1763782
Try STANDING up to this upcoming beatdown!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1763780
Fucker how was I supposed to know I'd roll lower
Besides, we could have gotten killed, or some other shit, but we got 4 cannons and a reasonably moderate pile of gold.
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>>1763790
You know how much cannons go for on the market?
Cause I don't fuckin know
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>>1763779
First, let's check the party's stash.
Yep, that seems about right
>>1763785
>>1763786
"so a vampire or a dhampyr?"
>>1763782
>>1763790
>>1763794
You see. That roll was for protecting the non JoJo side of Joseph.
So Wilda ended up beating Joseph in general, with all of Joseph's voices.
But then one of the cannons inside Joseph's inventory accidentally went off due to the beating and blasted Wilda in the face.
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>>1763810
Hey OP, can we setup those cannons to help us in fights? Like some sorta artillery barrage kinda thing?
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>>1763810
Vampire would be stronger
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>>1763810
T E A M
W O R K
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>>1763817
Roll the dice for the answer:
1-3: No
4-6: Yes
7-9: Also no
10: Yes
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>>1763810
Ow
Look what you did, we get even less money now.In all seriousness, Sorry.
So with this shit out of the way, do we keep going or do this setup shit with the cannons?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1763835
oh shit
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>>1763844
I'm letting the OTHER Joseph fuck this one up.
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>>1763830
>>1763838
"Yyyyeeeahhh...which one gives me a better dental plan?"
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>>1763862
Being vampire will give you the best dental plan.
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>>1763860
So now the cannons can be used as attilery.
ONCE per battle. After they're used they must be reloaded outside of battle in order to be used again.
Whenever a hunter activates attilery, the cannons will bombard the battlefield and that hunter roll 1d10 against all enemies. No bonuses.
Each hit equals 10 HP
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>>1763881
So who's the guy standing on top of the cannon, currently?
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>>1763883
What guy
>>1763880
>>1763876
"Then vamp me up then, cuz"
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>>1763884
Neat.
So should we keep going?
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>>1763884
Aw shit, nigga
yeee
let's keep going then
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>>1763884
That guy.
Also I'll be going, gotta be prepared for something.
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>>1763889
Save game, OP
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>>1763885
>>1763888
Yes, keep going. Straight into hell.
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>>1763889
cya mate
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>>1763897
lmao no
save game
we aren't going into hell
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>>1763897
WHat about the other doorway
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>>1763906
Oh it leads to the end of this thread and the savings of the grames.
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>>1763913
ye walk through that save game doorway
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>>1763913
Yes, let's go there.
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>>1763917
Woop. Next thread, i dunno, whenever.
Updates hurr: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1763923
good thread, boss
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>>1763923
Thank fo Bread op. I'm started to get sleepy...
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>>1763923
Thanks for the thread QM.
I wanted to mention that I likely won't be able to keep regularly questing on these threads because of nearly opposite time zones and all, which is why I missed the last thread.
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Holy shit. Oswell is still alive! Ma boi!
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>>1764258
Alright then
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>>1764258
Pretty much the reason why i missed most.
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