Sleeper No More

>>174950
Take your non-quest to /b/.

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I AWAKEN

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>>175038
I summon the following, a suitcase nuclear device. Everyone must do as I say or I blow us all TO HELL

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I AM ALSO CARRYING AN UZI

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>>174950
I AWAKEN
I am carrying a long sword and a kiteshield.

>>175073
SIR KNIGHT

You will pledge yourself to me, or else!

>>175079
ARE YOU OF NOBLE BLOOD?

>>175079
As potent as your device may be, you'll also die in the process IF a hit is made, thus successfully destroying all items in your possession including the one your defeated opponent relinquished.

Use it with caution.

>>175102
I AM DESCENDED FROM THE KINGS OF OLD

SCIENCE HAS LONG BEEN MY ONE PASSION, BUT NOW I SEE I CANNOT RUN FROM DESTINY

I WAS BORN TO RULE

>>175130
Understood.

>>175133
I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY LORD AND YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT HIS SUBJECTS, VERY WELL YOU HAVE EARNED MY ALLEGIANCE.

>>175156
>>175143

Fortune smiles upon the allegiance of the first to awaken, and graces you both with a bottled flame.

Bottled flames allow you to reconjure a weapon you otherwise could not. Bottled flames are not lost upon death. Bottled flames can be used only once, then vanish.

You cannot reconjure explosives.

My kingdom is one of emptiness and dark. Stay wary, Sir Knight, for if we are to rebuild we must acquire our resources from others who awaken.

>1 suitcase nuclear device
>1 uzi
>1 bottled flame

>>175207
You are right, we must forcibly take the possessions of the others if we are to rebuild what is now nothing.

>>175232
We need not take their possessions outright if they have skills of use to the kingdom. If they don't...then they will be mere wastes of space.

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>>174950
I awaken
I have dual claw gauntlets.

>>175156
Let it be stated, Knight, that your shield grants you the ability to reroll a failed dodge. If you fail a reroll you must die. If you reroll and score a 0 you may disengage.

>>175207
An uzi is a very potent weapon and warrants an increase in lethality. 0s now count towards your hit parameters, from 1-3 to 0-3

>>175280
You there!

You stand in the Kingdom of the Atom! State your business.

>>175295
What's that? Sounds pretty cool.

I'm just passing by, after waking up-- Is this whole place the Kingdom of Atom?

>>175313
Of course, now by sitting foot here you must choose. Join us, give up a single possession to help rebuild the lands, or die.

>>175313
Indeed. This is my realm.

If you wish to stay here, you must serve the realm, or my knight and I shall cast you out.

We seldom see new arrivals, but don't think we will hesitate. The metal in your gauntlets would be very useful in rebuilding the kingdom.

>>175280
Ah, a claw wielding warrior.. I'd warrant you're pretty nasty with those. If you INITIATE AN ENGAGEMENT and roll an 8 it counts as an instakill. This bonus is only applied if you initiate and only on your first attack.

>>175348
>>175333

Considering there is a dude with a sword and shield, and you have an uzi. I'm not gonna take any chances.

Let's join together, we'll be like the three musketeers, except cooler.

>>175404
>>175333
I would say the kingdom has enough warriors for now.

If anyone else awakes with only weapons, until further notice my orders are to kill them on sight. They are useless to us, and their equipment may be recycled.

>>175404
>>175423
Yes, we will be the lords enforcers. But we now need to find farmers, artists, and builders to truly rebuild this world.

>>175350
Are there creatures in this world? Or are there only Sleepers and the Awakened?

How did you two come to this wasteland? I remember a battle, the sounds of fighting everywhere, then suddenly I was hit with agonizing pain then nothing. I woke up here.

>>175466
Huh, that's a good question. . . All I remember was practicing, then a sharp pain in my neck. I went to sleep and now poof, I'm here.

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* in the distance, directly beneath the distant star, is a glow.. it appears to be a bonfire.. do you dare approach? *

>>175458
You spoke to the star directly and scored an 8. I shall respond and bless you with this pack of bubblegum. It's useless.

There are creatures but they are only conjured by the star. Other than that there are only sleepers and the waking.

>>175480
Do you see that, a light, come let us go together and investigate.

>>175480
Forward, men. We must investigate.

>>175480
Understood.

I put the pack of bubblegum into my endless inventory.

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>>175508
>>175512
*as you get closer to the glow you realize it's not a fire at all, but a large eye peering at you from the darkness. Below it is a small chest that likely holds one or two small items... you may either attack and risk death or continue past it in peace*

>>175512
>>175508
Ok, maybe if I offer it a piece of bubblegum, it'll let us get what's inside. Or we can ask it nicely?

>>175569
Very well we'll try that, however if it doesn't take it we should attack and gain it's spoils

>>175559
I shall not force you to brave this peril, men. If none wishes to brave the evil eye, I shall recover the chest myself.

A king is nothing until he has been proven worthy.

>>175569
Claw Guy, offer the bubblegum.

Then let us steel ourselves for what comes next.

>>175569
>>175580
>>175583
The eye simply stares, but there's a strange glint in its gaze. Almost as if it's amused.

>>175599
I draw my uzi.

"Great Eye! Relinquish your chest!"

>>175559
You want a piece of gum? I mean it's not much giant eye but I could give you like.

I check the pack.

Maybe about 5 pieces? Considering this thing probably never runs out.

>>175599
I inch my way towards the chest shield raised.

>>175605
*the eye hardens its gaze as if preparing to attack, but softens at the actions of
>>175608

..an eyelid of darkness shuts itself over the eye and from the portion of thin air where the tear duct would have been materializes a droplet of lava.

It hardens and crashes down next to the chest, free for the taking*

>>175648
I open the chest

>>175605
>>175617
Huh, that worked out better than I expected. . .

>>175658
You open the chest to find the following..

Ghost Paste, counts as a free dodge if you don't want to risk a dodge roll (1 use)

Cleric Tear, revives an ally with original items but all other items are lost (1 use)

(Because you opened the chest, Knight, the items are yours. Dispense or defend them as you see fit)

The lava tear remains free for the taking.

>>175661
You have done well, Claw Guy. For your quick wit, I hereby dub thee Sir Claw Guy the Clever.

>>175689
Why thank you King! Do you want the lava tear?

>>175708
If it is in your possession, then perhaps that would be prudent. If either of you were to fall in battle, you could be revived.

>>175738
I nod and then prod the hardened lava tear with my claws.

Maybe we could combine this something?

>>175738
The lava tear is at everyones feet glowing red. The Clerics Tear is a deep blue, and currently in Knights infinite inventory.

Proceed with caution.

>>175763
If you guys agree we should combine the tears and see what happens

>>175757
Let it cool. I will inspect it when it becomes safe to handle.

>>175770
Hmm. This is an interesting idea, but it would have to be done now.

It may destroy the cleric's tear, but as they say in a distant land, "easy come, easy go."

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>>175757
*the exterior of the shell cracks as you prod it, and out bursts a fire imp. It shrieks and flies around your head, clawing and spitting fire. Only Claw Guy is victim of the attack, but anyone may attack it. If this posts last digit is a 1,2, or 3 Claw Guy must make a dodge roll.

Your ending digit was a 7, one digit away from a rather impressive first battle instakill from those claws. Damn shame really*

>>175770
>>175774
I agree.

Shall we set up camp?

>>175786
I raise my uzi and shoot at the imp.

"Die, demon!"

>>175786
O shite, a imp. Come my comrades. Let us slay this beast.

>>175786
*The imp attempts to disengage and run away. Its initial attack was a ridiculous fumble. Having just hatched it could easily be defeated. Hell, its wings are still wet from the goop inside what was apparently an egg*

>>175786
I run over and roll to the side. Attempting a dodge. I scream in the process.

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>>175791
(Only three complete sentences or longer qualify as a legitimate hit, but considering the speed with which you defended your merry band I'll count the imps successful disengage as a fail since you completed your post first)

*the imp takes a bullet to the neck and topples over amongst the remains of its egg. Almost instantly the eye opens wider than before and a large rumble erupts from the dark. Its glowing more intensely every passing moment. If you wanted the upper hand, attack now and try to draw first blood*

>>175844
Quickly everyone. Do you see that? Its getting angry we need to attack now.

>>175844
I run towards the eye and launch myself at it, claws first.

>>175852
"Aye. Now is the time for courage. Come, my knights, let us bring down this foul beast."

I turn my uzi back to the eye and kneel, taking aim and firing in short bursts.

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>>175852
>>175854
>>175863
*Your posts combined fulfill the three sentence requirement, and you rolled two out of three attacks successfully. That's a hit by majority.

The rumbling softens for a moment and the eyes closes, wincing in agony. It is likely to reposition itself. If this post ends with an even number you each must make an individual dodge roll. If it ends with a 0 you all die. If it ends with an odd digit the eye is dead and you get loot*

>>175894
Remember, dodging has a two sentence requirement.

>>175894
WHY IS IT ALWAYS GIANT MONSTERS! I HAD TO FIGHT SO MANY IN THE ARMY!
*tries to dodge*

>>175894
I get up and move to the side. I gradually get faster and roll to the left.

I OFFERED YOU [b]FREE[/b] GUM MOTHERFUCKER!

>>175894
I position myself to escape any attack the eye throws at me, keeping my weapon at the ready.

"Courage! Defend the realm!"

>>175899
>>175903
"If the defending poster rolls an odd number they must die and relinquish a single item to the victor. They can revive at any time."

*Knight can reroll or use the Ghost Paste.

Claw guy, however, fell victim to the eyes gaze. It relocated directly beneath him at the last possible moment of his dodge, and incinerated his body in a pillar of flame*

>>175926
I'll use the reroll and if I live revive claw guy.

>>175930
Woops forgot my name.(does the first post still count?)

>>175926
I relinquish my pack of bubblegum.

>>175910
"If the defending anon rolls a 0 their counter is an automatic hit."

*You miraculously dodged the eyes repositioning and countered with such ferocity the eye was blown completely away. It bubbled and steamed down into the murky darkness, leaving a large bundle of some sort in its remains. You may inspect it*

(Kings post came after all others, preventing Knight from having to reroll but too late to save Claw Guy.)

>>175969
I wander around, pissed off at the now dead eye.

I make my way back to my fellow comrades.

>>175969
I use the paste to revive claw guy.

>>175937
The reroll is null but you may still revive Claw Guy if you want. He also has to accept the revive. If he doesn't you get to keep the Cleric Tear.

>>175978
Not paste the tear. This is so he can get a claw back

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>>175969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DD_NR8fIpw

I stand, fire in my eyes, and stride to the corpse of the eye, keeping my weapon trained on the enemy. With a single foot I prod what's left of it, looking for anything useful.

>>175986
>>175983
I don't accept the revive and instead walk back to them.
I'm still clearly pissed off.

So, what'd this asshole drop?

(( Might be my last post for the night. ))

>>175987
*kicking over the bundle you discover tent materials within*

While using the tent you cannot be the target of any attack from a single enemy. If attacked by two or more individuals you must do battle. Unlimited space for comrades, unlimited uses for you.

>>176012
Aha!

This tent shall be the new seat of my court. Let us make camp.

>>176019
It may not be a castle, but it's a start.

>>175998
(You did well nonetheless. I hadn't even considered you might give up the gum to keep your claws. You saved Knight an item and made bubblegum useful in a world of darkness)

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>>176030
>>176028
>>176019
(Don't hesitate to pray upon me before you finish for the night. If you roll an 8 I've got a few items typed up I may or may not hand out for you to return to)

>>176057
Alright then, o great one grant me strength to survive this wasteland.

>>176057
O mighty star, as king I have the responsibility to rebuild this land.

Bless me with resources, so that I may begin to drive out the darkness.

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>>176080
>>176067
DENIED

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*there appears to be a shadowy silhouette silently stalking its way through the sleepers as if seeking something. A challenge, perhaps?*

>>176426
While my subjects sleep, I emerge from the tent and stand, watching the shadow. My weapon hangs loosely from my right hand.

"You there! Who are you?"

>>176428
*The shadowy figure stops its slinking and turns in your direction. It blends into the surrounding darkness well but you can tell it's drawing near.

Unlike the last two enemies you faced, this one looks as though it could survive more than a single blow.

It is unable to attack you due to the protection of your tent, but that's no reason to drop your guard.

It is now but a few meters away and stops. It speaks with a low tone that seems to come from the surrounding dark*

"A wayfarer.. a wanderer.."
It pauses for a moment.
"A friend"

It smiles with its eerily large mouth full of very long, very sharp teeth.

>>176454
I sit inside the entrance to the tent, crossing my legs, with the gun resting horizontally on them. I look at the thing suspiciously.

"And what have I done for you, to win this 'friendship?'"

>>176737
*The shadowy silhouette begins to dissolve into nothing and become one with the air around you all while laughing maniacally. The laughter is like nails on a chalkboard.

"Fun, young one.. you have brought me fun"

The figure has now faded completely from sight but you are without a doubt not alone. The air around you is thick with a presence*

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The next two posters to awaken will receive a free blessing apiece. We can't let the king and his merry band reign uncontested in a land ripe for the taking.

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>>177025
I'll take a dank blessing.

I AWAKEN with a twinblade and a bible. Dues muthafuggin vult in dis betches, shiieeeet

>>177025
Question tho is the dude with the tent the only one I can't attack?? I can still do battle with knight dude and claw guy right?

>>177097
Were in the tent also dude.

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>>177100
Thats op as fuck how is anyone supposed to win if you guys just turtle in a fucking tent??

>>177107
It's just so we dont get raped while were away from the thread.

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>>177108
Precisely.

However..
>>177107
Makes a fine point. And since I'm partial to conflict, I'll do a few balancing acts while I'm here.

First of which is in reference to
>>176737
It felt unfair to nerf your bomb with the ability to kill you in the process without giving it some umph. To compensate I'll let it obliterate everyone attacking you if it hits, but you still die in the process. Useful against multiple opponents.

>>177094
I bless you with the only article of clothing present atm. It's a chest piece. It'll make you immune to autohit counters (when a person rolls a 0 during a dodge) rendering their counter a standard hit.

Also I'm cool with twinblades so I'll let you reroll your hits if you miss. The reroll has to land an even number and post it before the defending anon dodges to hit.

The bible is useless in this realm however and I hope it brings you comfort at the very least.

>>177100
You're pretty Op atm. I'm not going to change anything with you cause a shield and that ghost paste in your inventory make it really hard to land a hit on you. A defensive item was a good pick.

Would you care for another item? These building materials x1 are yours. Keep up with them.

>>175998
I'm slightly altering your claws. The 8 on your initial attack still results in an instakill. However now if you roll a 1-4 or 6 on your initial attack it counts as a standard hit.

Your kit seemed a little underwhelming and I wanted to give you some umph for going with two of the same weapons. If you find yourself with only one claw the 8 become null but you'll retain the 1-4 & 6 initiative bonus.

I'm giving you some building materials x1 as well. For breaking the game with bubblegum.

Lastly, to stir some shit up,
>>176012
Tent now has limited space. It can only house the owner and one other person. The two people within are safe.

>>176019
You'll have to kick someone out. I'm typing up a way to make building materials a thing to offer more protection to more allies.

For now, I'd suggest heading back to the small chest and breaking it down. I'm sure you could combine whatever you get from doing that with something else.

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I AWAKEN

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>>177163
>>177173
Proportionally sized Scorpion Claw Gauntlet and Tail.

>>177163
>You'll have to kick someone out.
I kick out my knight, because he's in the thread right now and claw guy isn't.

>>177163
In that case I'm gonna head over to the chest and break it for raw materials.
(How much material would be needed for a shelter?)

>>177163
>>177173
>>177184
For equipment.
I also might go for a while after 8 minutes.

>>177189
Keep your eyes open Sir Knight. Any pure warriors awake are useless to us, remember. We mustn't let their presence create a threat to the realm.

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Anyone wanna play the role of an npc? If you don't want to wake up and change the world, anyone can freely spawn as a fire imp, shadow person, or fire eye. Their combat follows the same standard procedures and every time you kill a player I'll improve your combat abilities ever so slightly. Any gear a defeated opponent leaves behind becomes a part of your inventory but you can't use it. You can, however, leave behind one item of your choice to be dropped along with the standard items I've got saved to my notepad here.

Fire imps receive bonus to attack and defense evenly.

Fire eyes receive bonuses to attack.

Shadow people receive bonuses to defense.

After three kills all creatures receive a bonus to their hp.

>>177173
Gauntlets and a tail. I like it.

Based on what I typed out last night hand gear nets you a bonus to your dodge rolls. Your dodge rolls are now successful if you roll a 1 as well.

As far as your tail is concerned I hadn't any intentions on giving it an ability, however you are to receive a free blessing.. so, if you hit an opponent in combat they have exactly three chances/moves/turns from that hit to counter and kill you or they die.

Now lemme type that into the database.

>>177189
You get building materials x1 from the chest. It takes 3 to build a cottage. More building materials can be found on npcs if my die rolls warrant it. Combining cottages can lead to larger structures.

>>177188
The presence lingers and ignores the exitting knight.

>>177234
I scan the area outside the tent warily. There is little I can do for now, but if that thing makes a move, I'll be ready.

>>177246
If it returns we should slay this phantom and hopefully get enough material to make a cottage.

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>>177189
I attack the knight as he attempts to salvage. My monkey shouting is scary. He will taste of defeat.

>>177209
If I die I may come back as a shadow person.

>>177254
It hasn't left. You're in danger yourself, but it seems like it's only interested in me.

>>177259
"On your guard, Sir Knight! An interloper!"

>>177259
I fucking fumble. Reroll!

>>177267
I fucking fumble again. I dodge to the side skillfully. If I pull this off ill run away. Fuck this shit sucks.

>>177259
Oh shite a rouge knight! Well come on then. Let us do battle!

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I awake,

With tinker's tools and a modifiable rifle

>>177270
A successful disengage.

>>177271
Ball is in your court.

>>177266
Feel free to help your friend but keep in mind that beast is about.

>>177271
Well struck!

I watch with satisfaction from the tent, still considering my options. If things go badly, it may be worth risking the shadow person.

I see the commotion and I quickly pull out my rifle and fix a scope with it.

>>177278
Welcome! Firearms get their hit parameters increased from 1-3 to 0-3.

I'll allow your tinkerers tools to let you break down items you receive into building materials, but only if you verify you're using them.

>>177289
Thank you Disemboweled voice that seems to be coming from the dark expanse of this unforgiving world wherein a madman with a nuclear device pretends to be king.

>>177271
This means I attempt a dodge roll right?

Getting chased down by the op knight I attempt a barrel roll. My twin blade is ready to counter.

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Fuck it. I will not stand by while my subjects are attacked by rogues in MY KINGDOM.

I step out of the tent, take aim with my uzi, and fire on the attacker.

"BOW BEFORE YOUR KING, VILLAIN!"

(to satisfy 3 sentence req)

>>177298
:) addressing me directly and rolling an 8.. lucky you!

I'm going to bless you with this fancy dog bowl. It is useless.

>>177271
I look at the commotion with my scoped rifle to see what's going on. "if I can line up a shot, i might just be able to tip the balance"

>>177300
AUTOHIT roll.. the Knight falls ):

>>177302
A successful strike. Opponent must make a dodge roll.

>>177302
I saw the person with an firearm that seems to have the same rate of fire as a gatling gun and decide that he is the bigger threat.

I take my rifle, I take aim on his head, I take a breath, and then I pull the trigger, trying to take his life.

>>177317
I give up a building material as a item since I died

>>177317
Hot damn.

>>177305
After killing the knight I attempt to dodge the Uzi blasts. This muthafuggin king is cray. I charge whilst slinging my twin blades and reciting bible verses.

>>177324
There is no way I can see a sniper rifle coming, but maybe I can escape it out of pure luck.

As I'm focused on the one attacker of my kingdom, Perhaps I manage to dodge the incoming shot. My uzi scans the distant darkness.

>>177327
U know I wanted that shield lmao

>>177338
The best part is if I had some useless I would have given that up like when clawguy gave up his gum.

>>177331
The sniper missed his shot (rolled a 4)

Youll have to attempt a dodge roll against
>>177328

>>177331
the king dodges the shot, it may have been because of the lanky aim of that particular shot, or it may have been attributed to the king's great situational awareness.

I mutter "that backpack might be giving him some superhuman abilities", I try to relocate while I reload my rifle

>>177328
As the insane rogue closes the distance, I keep my center of balance low and prepare to avoid his strikes. My gun is small but deadly. If I get a chance, he won't be getting back up.

I dodge!

>>177327
You drop the building materials and lose a Cleric Tear, Ghost Paste, your longsword, and your shield. You kept your bottled flame.

Any two lost items may be reconjured. You cannot conjure building mats unless you use the bottled flame.

>>177354
I wonder how much longer it'll take till they hit you and set off the nuke.
I watch from a distance.
>>177359
Huh I thought we lose just one item oh well I reconjure my sword and shield.

>>177354
(I assume this is a counter)

My uzi roars as I spray down the attacker with bullets from short range.

BRRRRRRRRT

I crouch down and take aim on the commotion again, trying to get my bearings as I stumble with my rifle.

>>177352
Good disengage.

>>177354
Solid dodge. Counts as a counter. Musashi must now dodge.

>>177368
This is an RP post btw, not trying to reroll a counter

>>177354
Muthafuggin kangz n shiieeeet be agile as Hell. I attempt to dodge out of the way of his counter. I hope that distant star hears me praying to it cause I need help.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Hey OP, it's pretty easy to tell what numbers you're going to roll on this board. I propose just using dice like so.

>>177381
As brother Musashi falls to my weapon, I lower my weapon, and scan the "horizon," looking for the other attacker.

"Who goes there? There is no need for further bloodshed today!"

>>177376
I set my sights on the man with the small gatling gun, His constant firing is giving me alot of signals and even some light to help me discern where his location is. I take aim, I take a mouthfull of air, then I press the trigger. (bam!)

>>177367
You can give up one item but lose the rest. The one you give up you can seek recenge for but you can reconjure it ): sorry if I was unclear.

>>177382
Is that a script or something, good king? Teach me how dice rolls work and I'll give you a miraculous item.

>>177381
You failed the roll. You die.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>177398
Quickly, I raise my gun and fire back at the source of the shot.

"I have no wish to fight one who could be a useful addition to my realm!"

I begin moving towards the source.

>>177397
the sudden voice of reason that came from the king made me shoulder jolt which messed up the aim of my shot. surprised that this superhuman would even try to stoop to diplomacy, I decide to humor the "king" and show myself with my rifle in the air as a sign of non-aggression.

>>177402
*revenge
*can't reconjure
Damn.

>>177398
Someone needs a new gun.

You put "dice+1d10" in options box

>>177398
I see the rouge knight fall. Then I see the one attacking my king with a strange metal device. I charge them with my sword and shield raised.

>>177408
quote to
>>177402

After picking up whatever the fallen rogue decides to leave behind, I lower my weapon, and walk towards the attacker.

>>177411
"Wait! Do not kill this one!"

>>177411
the small moment of peace that was shared was suddenly interrupted by the heavy clanking of a knight as he surges towards me, I try to dodge and run away.

>>177408
Brilliant! That's how we're gonna play it from now on (:

Hmm, now what to give you.. ah, I know! We can't very well have you wandering about naked. This flea cape should prove useful.

It allows 9s to factor into your dodge rolls.

>>177417
A fine raiment for a king...

>>177411
Ill count this as a successful hit
>>177416
And this as a dodge+disengage

Since they both came before
>>177417

Dice rolls past this post are officially in play.

>>177416
Very well then I shall stop attacking you if my lord feels you may be usefull

>>177397
I step away for ten minutes and come back to my death.

If I give up the building materials these niggas r just gonna make a fucking cottage. Claw guy is still in a tent. I want revenge.

I drop the chest piece and revive with my twin blades and the building materials.

>>177437
*twinblade

My bad

>>177428
Damn it sir knight, you scared him away...we will need people with technological skills like him if we are to rebuild this land.

I put on the chestpiece that Mushashi dropped.

Relieved, I start walking towards the king, spitting out blood ofcourse, since I bit off a part of my tongue when I saw the sight of a heavy plated man moving with great intent towards me

>>177426
*The malevolent force you had encountered outside of your tent begins to laugh again, reappearing a safe distance away from you, your knight, and the newly awoken tinkerer. It sways from side to side chuckling to itself without advancing any closer*

>>177450
Well... at the moment were all naked except for the king with his cape and chest piece.

As I reach a distance of 10 meters, I say "move no further scoundrels, You lure me with a voice of reason yet you send your armored dog to chop my head, Give me a reason to not mark you as a quarry"

I am about to speak to the Tinkerer when the Shadowman shows up again.

"Does something amuse you, shadowbeast?"

>>177460
ooc (i think it's implied that we're clothed, but we're clothed with mundane shit, nothing special)

>>177467
( It's implied, yes.. but the knight is right, you're completely bare! I like nakedness)

>>177465
*the shadow moves away and quiets its laugher. You still feel its presence but can no longer see it, thus rendering you now unable to strike it first*

>>177463
"You are in no danger for the moment, you have my word."

I turn my gaze back to the place where the shadowman was. Seeing that it's gone, I lower my body weight warily, continuing to speak to the tinkerer.

"You look like a man of practical skills. At the moment I have only pure warriors serving me, but I wish to rebuild this land as one glorious kingdom, and they are not the best suited for that sort of work.. You could be instrumental in that."

>>177486
(DARN YOU DISEMBOWELED VOICE!)

What is that Laughter?!?!, I raise my gun on the king, Explain this! Are you a damned sorcerer! what forces were you cavorting with?

>>177491
I will not serve someone who speaks with demons or rather I will not serve without something big in exchange.

>>177494
This land has strang beings, I would suggest you lower the rifle if you value your belongings.

>>177499
I spit blood on the direction of the knight while I lower my gun.

Marking the death of Musashi and the arrival of the Scorpion Tomboy, I'd like to suggest everyone take the time to flesh out their characters (if you feel so inclined) amongst one another to shed some light on such a desolate world. I'll be back in a while to bestow blessings on the tale that tickles me 1) the most & 2) the least!

Remember this is a newborn universe. Nothing will be deemed too outlandish or ridiculous for my tastes (:

>>177494
"It is the shadowman. I seem to have drawn its attention in the past day or so."

I slowly turn in circles scanning for the demon, not reacting to the gun pointed at me. I look over to the tinkerer.

"I do not pay for loyalty, stranger. When a vassal joins me, they do it because it is the correct decision. Under me, a group of people can do many great things. But I will not bribe you. Sellswords are useless to me."

>>177508
a learned man I see, your words talk about honor and loyalty, but in my past, I have learned that such relationships to be quite...... fragile, Tell you what, king, I'll help you in your quest, all I ask right now is some shelter in your tent.

>>177518
Ah you see I'm trying to accomplish a similar task, I was looking for materials before being attacked by the rouge knight. Now all we have left is on claw guy.

>>177518
I nod.

"You may stay in my realm for now. I will expect an oath of fealty soon if this is to be a permanent arrangement."

>>177526
I sit 10 meters away from the tent at first, then I lay out my tools, I turn the dog bowl that the disemboweled voice gave into some metal and ceramic parts to repair my rifle.

>>177541
>>177525
If the two of you have recovered from that fight, we are still in need of building materials. An expedition must be mounted into the darkness in search of them, and nobody is going out there alone.

>>177507
I am not the religious type, but do tell, do we roll by post or by dice for your assistance? And if it is by post, I pray for your guidance for attacking.

>>177708
I believe all the rolls are going to be with dice. IT's exactly the same, just more random.

I'm up for loot, Oh come you oh so noble metal head, we have things to gather.

>>177757
>>177599
Lets us go search then.

Either way, going to search for loot

>>177777
Forgot trip.
Also, check em.

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>>177777

>>177777
is he god now?

>>177234
Wait, by hit, do you mean if I hit them and they don't dodge or if I get a hit regardless if they dodge?

>>177770
Hey, ummm.... what should I call you? bucket head? leasing-monger? a regular old joe?

>>177818
You shall call me sir knight, for that is my title.

>>177437
Still here Musashi?

>>177830
great, so irontits, any memories of the past? you know before you "woke up"?

>>177848
You lucky I dont strike you down where you stand for saying that peasant! But yes I have memories, mainly of battles and seiges. The most notable one is the one where I felt a stabbing pain in my gut before waking up here. Atleast here I dont have to deal with the retarded generals.

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A new sleeper has awoken. I summon a hockey mask and a half meter machete upon animation.

>>177807
After your first hit or successful dodge, 3 turns after that you get that insta kill. So lets say you hit, and you both have a real nice back and forth. Their dodge is turn 1, your next turn is 2, if they don't die on 3, you kill them on your next turn IF you suceed the dodge check. Otherwise you fail, die, and they keep on stepping.

>>177924
That head piece changes your hit parameter to 1-3 + 7s. I'm really, really partial to machetes so I'll let you reconjure it anytime even if you die and give it up.

>>177962
>>177708
>>177777

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Guys I'm about to post a shitton of info, hopefully better clarifying some information and giving everyone some direction.

>>177924
I don't exactly talk much, so i'll just narrate his backstory in everybody's minds.

Once upon a time a little boy couldn't swim. At camp he was bullied for being a weird fucker and got chased into a lake. He died, then he woke up here. The end.

>>177968
Dice roll for prayers.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>178002
So I'll go roll for praying then.

>>177962
Alright tinkerer since you can break down equipment for materials I have a plan. This guy can keep reforming machetes, sooo distant star just fucked up and gave us what we need for infinite material.

>>178012
Assuming I want to die constantly? No.

>>178002
Do rolls for defending and attacking also count as rolls for prayers?

NEW THREAD
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>>178041

>>178041

>>178041

>>178031
I'm afraid not

>>178041

>>178012
Hahaha he doesn't have to reconjure them! I just thought it would be a very jason esque thing I always have one available.

>>178041
>>178041

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"Oh no..."
A man in his early thirties Wakes, clutching a SpellBook and his Wizard Robes(complete with stylish hat!)
"Oh god, oh no, whats going on!?"