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Yet another jojo's bizarre adventure quest 6#, Weekend edition
French narrator
2017-08-06 12:22:12
Post No. 1744414
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Another jojo’s bizarre adventure quest stat’s, rule, etc.
Dice roll RULES
ROLLING: another JoJo’s Bizarre quest uses a d100 rolling. The default table for significant actions the tiers of success requiring a roll is as follows:
1 CRITICAL MISS,
2-10: Definite Miss
11-89: Various Degrees of Success
90-99: Definite Success
100: OVERPOSE!
1s and 100s cannot be overturned unless the other is rolled to cancel it out. Otherwise, the highest tier of success achieved goes.
WHAT DO STATS DO?: The stats do two things. First, they extend the “Definite Success” range of a Stand’s actions, as follows:
E: No change (90-99)
D: 80-99
C: 75-99
B: 70-99
A: 65-99
BATTLE SYSTEM: There is no flat health value, nor is there any flat way to determine damage sustained due to an attack. Powers can tend to inflict conditions that the enemy has to deal with, and you don’t necessarily have to KO an enemy to take him or her out of the fight. A given power may inflict a condition that the player will have to contend against in some manner, similar to a FATE aspect. For example, if a Stand has the power to throw around gravity wells, and the user catches an enemy in the range of one of his wells, the target would, reasonably, be “weighed down” by the enhanced gravity due to the gravity well; it would be harder to move around and avoid any further attacks unless the well can be dispelled somehow. Treat the effects of a power similar to how you would treat any trait, except it is (usually) temporary in nature. Conditions are ranked from 1 (minor) to 5 (strong). Conditions also tend to stack upon each other, so it is best to try to get rid of conditions before they cripple your character. Even though a character may be heavily crippled by conditions, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are always out of the fight. It will be significantly harder to perform actions you want, but depending on the nature of the condition, you might still have an out if you can figure a way out of the condition yourself or can get backup from someone else. Just because you’re down doesn’t always mean you’re out.
Wardrobe.
Specific sets of clothes can grant specific advantages in situations. For instanceover the top designs are jojo oriented one’s have the ability to pose. Posing can grant any stat and move it up a rank for a few turns (longer depending on how well you roll). Clothes like suits and ties (normal ones)will give you a bonus in charm and additional dialog options. Standard, normal clothes can help you hide among civilian's if being hunted.
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With that being said we're off to the races. (Don't worry I archived the thread after this one so no worries)
You tell Duca and Claw that you are heading to the bathroom with their response being that they will stay here so they can continue to watch Joseph and Cesar struggle with training. They are as they call it "Having desert and a show". However you are reminded about Speedwagon's words about Rebecca being worried sick for you. It would most likely be a good idea to make sure she is ok minus the whole smart ass stand comments. As you walk back into the dining room you ask.
"Anyone knows where Rebecca went off to."
Suzi is the first one to answer.
"She went into her room. Which was odd since after she talked to Lis-."
Lisa interrupts her.
"After talking to her about everyone's training..."
Suzi looks confused but never the less Lisa continues talking.
"You will find her in her room though."
"Um... Thank you?"
You walk out of the dining room and in the corner of your eye you see Lisa pulling Suzi aside and whispering something in her ear. Ok this is getting odd... Never the less you navigate your way through out the island until you find the stretch of rooms, each with a different name of someone. Speedwagon, Joseph joestar, Josh Borkowsk, etc until you find Rebecca's room. Which you can hear her humming a melody you don't recognize in the slightest. As you knock on her door she abruptly stops and drops something... You can hear the scurry of feet and the sounds of things being put away quickly as if to hide something, finally she opens the door... What the hell happened to her in there... Her light brown hair is frizzy as all hell and she's in a sunflower dress which has holes in it. She starts to talk in an out of breath and shaky tone.
"Oh hey josh!"
>Hi...
>What just happened?
>Other (Write in)
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>>1744441
Writing
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"So what just happened..."
She still smiles however it looks a lot more forced and nervous as she replies.
"Oh sorry about that. I accidentally Dropped something!"
Everything about this situation seems... Off
Roll a 1d100 to find out what.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1744541
Nat 1 for instantly forgetting
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>>1744609
I will give it ten more minutes for other anon's to roll before counting
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>>1744609
Its emptier than usual. Pity
Writing
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Has thread 5 been archived?
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I would roll, but i roll so low on average that i ain't gonna risk it
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>>1744756
No worries it has been, also taking a quick break to deal with a few chores around the house, be back in 30 minutes, sorry for the delay
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1744541
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>>1745109
Bless thee.
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Oh shit dude,announce on discord or something.
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>>1745290
Cool my roll is useful and on time.
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>>1744434
You look at Rebecca and back to her room in an effort to uncover what the hell just happened. Her room is a mess with multiple claw marks running down the walls with a few holes punched in. It looks like a monster tore through the entire damn room as she continues to stare nervously into your eyes. Something's extremely off.
"Rebecca what's going on?"
Sweat has nearly consumed her and she looks as red as blood... Wait there is actual blood on her dress. Before you could continue, she collapses right in front of you, hitting her head on the door frame. You shout out loud.
"Rebecca!"
Oh god what do you do!
>Try and heal her with your Hamon
>Try and look for what did this to her! There are claw marks and everything!
>Other (Write in
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>>1745338
>Try and heal her with your Hamon
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>>1745338
>>Try and heal her with your Hamon
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>>1745338
>Try and heal her with your Hamon
I swear to god French if you don't use "THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!" I'm gonna drop this quest
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Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1745409
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1745409
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Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1745409
Here comes an absolute 1
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>>1745440
failure sadly. Writing
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>>1745452
SHE ISN'T DEAD IS SHE?
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>>1745338
Hand glowing with Hamon there is no time to loose, you are about to shout Reiki Chiyu overdrive when pure black ink shoots out of Rebecca's body out of nowhere and hits you right in your arm. You feel a burning sensation with your as if touching poison ivy and your vision starting to go blurry and you see something start to manifest. It has a human body however it doesn't have legs or arms, rather, eight tentacles, four acting as legs and feet, two acting as hands. To top it all off a head of an octopus finishes the monster's look. To your surprise it can actually speak.
"I can't have you touching her at this time, she has to fight this alone..."
What in gods green earth. Did Rebecca manifest a stand? Well what the hell do you do now?
>Shoot a quick bolt of lightning in an attempt to stun it and heal her.
>Oryia oryia oryia barrage it
>Other (Write in)
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>>1745505
Well...I'm going to guess that this Stand is Octopussy.
>Shoot a quick bolt of lightning in an attempt to stun it and heal her.
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>>1745505
>>Shoot a quick bolt of lightning in an attempt to stun it and heal her.
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>>1745505
>>Shoot a quick bolt of lightning in an attempt to stun it and heal her.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1745573
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>>1745577
Okay
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>>1745577
Well ok then. Writing
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>>1745505
It doesn't matter who the walking talking piece of fried calamari is, what matters is Rebecca's safety. Like a lawman in an old western movie you manifest [Ride the Lightning] so quick Rebecca's stand doesn't even have time to react and throws a bolt of lightning at him. Electricity surges through him until finally he collapses on the floor. Rushing over to Rebecca you reignite your hands with Hamon in order to heal her while shouting.
"REIKI CHIYU OVERDRIVE!!!"
With Hamon glowing pink you start your rapid barrage of punches in order to heal her with each one bringing her back to consciousness until finally she wakes up. Once awake her stand instantly disappears knowing he has lost this round of the fight. However she looks as pale as a ghost and her eyes are glazed over, reminding you about the hunt for Oswald. She begins to talk to you even if her voice sounds horse and weak.
"Josh..."
>Rebecca what happened!
>Don't say anything and take her to Lisa Lisa
>Other (Write in)
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>>1745656
>>Rebecca what happened!
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>>1745577
>Don't say anything and take her to Lisa Lisa
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>>1745656
>Rebecca what happened!
Seriously what did just happen?
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>>1745656
"Jezus Chrystus omal mnie przeraziło! Co się stało!""
She sighs however she does begin to talk.
"I wish I could Josh but... But.
Roll 1d100 to try and convince her
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1745788
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1745788
Nat 100
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>>1745799
close enough
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>>1745799
Well aren't you just the man of the hour.
Writing
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>>1745656
"SHUT UP AND JUST TELL ME ALREADY! I AM TIRED OF THE SECRET'S, I AM TIRED OF THE GOD DAMN LIES, JUST, FOR ONCE, TELL ME!"
"I DEVELOPED A STAND!"
she screamed not out of anger but fear.
"I developed one during our fight with Oswald in des monies where I nearly died! I don't know how! I don't know why! Please that's all I know!"
But how though! Stands are manifestations of a person's fighting spirit! Andrew told you that the morning after that fateful day. You press even further with questions.
"How can you not control it though? Stands are manifestations of a someone's fighting spirit."
She shakes her head.
"How many times do I have to say it. I don't know."
Mark knocks on the door.
"Is everyone ok in there."
>Tell mark to go get Lisa Lisa
>Tell mark everything's fine
>Other (Write in)
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>>1745886
MEME ARROWS CAME EARLY BOYS! HAPPY DAYS OHHOOOOOO HAPPY DAYS!
>Tell mark to go get Lisa Lisa
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>>1745886
>>Tell mark to go get Lisa Lisa
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>>1745886
>>Tell mark to go get Lisa Lisa
Holy fuck Josh.
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>>1745937
On a semi-unrelated note. Anons I have a stupid idea, one that'd be pretty worthy of JoJo.
Who wants to make an Outer Heaven where nearly everyone's a Stand user? Bad idea?
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>>1745937
>Implying vampires are people
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>>1745962
On a semi-unrelated note. Anons I have a stupid idea, one that'd be pretty worthy of JoJo.
Who wants to make an Outer Heaven where nearly everyone's a Stand user? Bad idea?
Here a question, do child of stand users have a higher chance of having stands? This is true in Jojo case.
Here is my counter idea, we get lots of females, and get them pregnant, thus it can allow us to add people to the city full of stand users.
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>>1745886
"Mark go get Lisa Lisa, we have a major problem."
"Bekam es"
You hear the sound of boots on marble flooring as he goes to get Lisa.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier Rebecca! Aren't we friends!"
"Josh... The reason w-"
Lisa Lisa open's the door before Rebecca could get out her words and survey's the damage done by her stand. She asks.
"What happened."
You reply.
"Rebecca developed a stand however it tried to kill her."
For some reason Lisa doesn't seem shocked in the slightest and simply looks at him and ask's.
"Do you want to tell him?"
Roll to convince her to reveal her past.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1745989
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1745989
Let's see if we get some REVELATIONS
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1745989
If we are gonna get all sassy I rather not getting anything.
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>>1745989
Rebecca shakes her head but doesn't say anything. Lisa simply nods and helps her up and leads her out of her room without an explanation to what just happened. You whisper under your breath.
"Oczywiście ... Ponieważ zawsze powinienem być w ciemności na wszystko ..."
As you follow them out you see a concerned Speedwagon, Mark and Suzi watch as Lisa escorts Rebecca throughout the halls. As you walk out, Speedwagon asks.
"Josh are you ok? What happened in there?"
"I don't even know anymore. But what I do is that someone is keeping a secret that could cost Rebecca her life. Wait where is Claw and Duca."
"Still mocking Joseph and Cesar while they climb up the tower. However they got strangely quiet after Cesar shot a few Hamon filled bubbles their direction."
Suzi surprisingly speaks up as well.
"Josh if there is anything you need just know we are right here. Besides you are my favorite polish person,"
You raise an eyebrow.
"I thought you never heard of Poland."
She giggles.
"That's the joke silly!"
It causes you to actually chuckle a bit as Suzi's joke took you by surprise.
"Don't worry Suzi, I will."
She smiles.
"Good. Now go get some sleep, you have been awake for days."
As you say goodnight to everyone, you head to your room. Once everything is silent you can hear a quick, oily slam and a eruption of laughter that follows it form Duca and Claw. Finally reaching your room you open its door. Its interior is looks surprisingly compared to the rest of the island which is either made out of stone, marble or metal. Reminds you of the Hotel's main room you stayed in at rome. A fireplace sits snug in the stone wall farthest to your bed, a rocking chair sits in the right side corner of the room and to the left side of the room lies a balcony to look out of the Island from. Your bed is queen sized with a red comforter and blankets topped with the brown pillows. But that doesn't matter because as fast as you blinked you are already in bed almost ready to go to sleep. As your eyes drift however they catch the glimpse of something on the fire place. [Sweet Dreams] stands there with its singular purple eye starring at you with a crazed smile on its face as it licks its lips. Knowing what will unfold as you drift off into sleep.
CONT
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Meanwhile in des monies.
Andrew Valasco: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO RECOVER HIS CORPSE"
That is all for today's session however I will be running it tomorrow at 7:00pm and hopefully Mr bones actually lets me off his ride.
Posting character relationships.
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>>1746166
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO RECOVER HIS CORPSE"
Wait...is it doubleniggerkike Oswald?
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>>1746166
Thanks for running! Very cool this plot you are making up.
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Rebecca: Highly friendly/Ashamed
"How long can I keep this up Lisa. I feel absolutely terrible for keeping Josh in the dark about my past..."
Dr claw: Best friend/hysterical
"DUCA HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FALL."
Duca D'aosta: Neutral/hysterical
"PFFFFFFFT."
Cesar: Friend/Angry
"Of course we have to get mocked as we're trying to climb that damn thing!"
Lisa: Friend/Concerned
"Maybe you should tell him about it and not keep hiding it."
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Friend/Concerned
"Poor kid, can't catch a break."
Joseph Joestar: Annoyed/Angry
"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM HAVING BOILED LOBSTER!"
Suzi Q: Happy/Concerned
"I hope josh is ok, what ever happened in there really pushed him to his mental limit."
Whamu: Anger
"That explain's a lot actually."
Kars: Interested.
"More than enough."
Esidisi: Nervous
"But how on earth do we sever the connection"
Mark: happy/concerned
"Jesus and I thought Han's from back home had girl problems."
Once again thank you for tuning in and I will see you on sunday
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>>1746195
Thanks for running French. I do have a plan for the dream we'll have starring Whamu, because goddamn it I like him a lot
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Forgot to tell everyone, hosting a Q&A for a little while if anyone has any questions
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>>1746226
Alright French I've asked the question before with different Stands now here it is again.
How would [Sweet Dreams Requiem] be?
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>>1746259
[Sweet Dreams Requiem]
>Power D
>speed A
>endurance B
>precision A
>development potential B
>range A
>Ability is to create deadly dream's in which the targets can be harmed and even killed in. Said Target will never be able to wake up and will be in a coma like state until either one or the other victim has been killed.
>Ability is to put anyone into one of tis deadly dream, awake or not, near by or not.
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>>1746284
Step aside Death 13 this Stand does your job much better. Jesus.
So what's the likelyhood our dear electric punchghost gets something like [Sheer Heart Attack] or [Sweet Dreams]?
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>>1746300
It all depends on how you roll my guy. Keep in mind however that to become something "different" you will need either a critical fail or a critical hit and that anything in between will be a normal roll
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>>1746315
I remember that quite well. So we've got a few of thr Olympian Stand users so far. Now for my guesses on the rest
Dionysus: Control over alcohol and sanity
Artemis: No fucking idea
Apollo: No fucking idea
Ares: Star Platinum like punchghost that can make weapons
Demeter: Plant manipulation
Hera: Not sure
Aphrodite: I have no fucking clue, pheromones?
Hepeastus: Control over metal of all kinds
Hermes: Shenanigans involving super speed and messages
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Session start.
Here is our battle system and dice system >>1744414
previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest
that being said, now we're off to the races.
Rebecca shakes her head but doesn't say anything. Lisa simply nods and helps her up and leads her out of her room without an explanation to what just happened. You whisper under your breath.
"Oczywiście ... Ponieważ zawsze powinienem być w ciemności na wszystko ..."
As you follow them out you see a concerned Speedwagon, Mark and Suzi watch as Lisa escorts Rebecca throughout the halls. As you walk out, Speedwagon asks.
"Josh are you ok? What happened in there?"
"I don't even know anymore. But what I do is that someone is keeping a secret that could cost Rebecca her life. Wait where is Claw and Duca."
"Still mocking Joseph and Cesar while they climb up the tower. However they got strangely quiet after Cesar shot a few Hamon filled bubbles their direction."
Suzi surprisingly speaks up as well.
"Josh if there is anything you need just know we are right here. Besides you are my favorite polish person,"
You raise an eyebrow.
"I thought you never heard of Poland."
She giggles.
"That's the joke silly!"
It causes you to actually chuckle a bit as Suzi's joke took you by surprise.
"Don't worry Suzi, I will."
She smiles.
"Good. Now go get some sleep, you have been awake for days."
As you say goodnight to everyone, you head to your room. Once everything is silent you can hear a quick, oily slam and a eruption of laughter that follows it form Duca and Claw. Finally reaching your room you open its door. Its interior is looks surprisingly compared to the rest of the island which is either made out of stone, marble or metal. Reminds you of the Hotel's main room you stayed in at rome. A fireplace sits snug in the stone wall farthest to your bed, a rocking chair sits in the right side corner of the room and to the left side of the room lies a balcony to look out of the Island from. Your bed is queen sized with a red comforter and blankets topped with the brown pillows. But that doesn't matter because as fast as you blinked you are already in bed almost ready to go to sleep. As your eyes drift however they catch the glimpse of something on the fire place. [Sweet Dreams] stands there with its singular purple eye starring at you with a crazed smile on its face as it licks its lips. Knowing what will unfold as you drift off into sleep.
You are back in the arena you know way to much as you hear them chant.
"WHAMU, WHAMU, WHAMU, WHAMU!"
The goliath pillar man steps into the arena. What do?
>Don't waste time and fire off a bolt of lightning
>Rush him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1748384
>Other (Write in)
Sit down, ready in case he does attack. And just ask him this:
>"Can we talk?"
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>>1748393
>>Don't waste time and fire off a bolt of lightning
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>>1748506
I'll switch
>Don't waste time and fire off a bolt of lightning
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1748530
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1748530
Nat 1 for flacid lightning
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>>1748617
Can I summon Beetlejuice to roll for me?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1748637
Rolling for this guy
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>>1748687
I look upon these rolls. See them. And I feel sorrow
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>>1748384
You admire [Sweet Dreams] persistent's however it's going to take more than that to kill you. [Ride the Lightning] appears right behind you and throws a bolt of lightning at Whamu however he manages to dodge, he starts to rush you with wind wrapping around his hands like mini tornado's. He hits you square in the gut and the wind from his hands quickly pushes you away and sends you flying into a pillar, the force from the impact causes it to topple over as you go down with it. Whamu yells/
"Devine Sandstorm!"
The tornado from his hands start to eject from them and barrel straight towards you. What do?
>Try and fire off another bolt of lightning
>Dodge!
>Other (Write in)
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>>1748811
>>Dodge!
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>>1748811
>Other (Write in)
Time for some near za wardou lightning bullshittery. Let's use that to dodge and then pop him right in the mouth
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>>1748831
I mean the DC would be a 100 but I mean...
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>>1748844
I see your double dubs and I'll decline that then. Let's distract using Francis E. Dec's Hope For A Future rant.
Let's have Whamuu LOOK, AT THE PICTURE. SEE, THE SKULL, THE PART OF BONE REMOVED. THE MASTER-RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS
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>>1748850
>Francis E. Dec's Hope For A Future rant.
So keep trying to talk some sense into him?
If so then we are in need of another tie breaker
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>>1748886
I actually don't see why we can't go into telling Whamuu about DEADLY ASSAULTS EVEN IN MY YARD! WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS AND STONES! EVEN DEADLY TOUCH TABIN OR ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS! OR EVEN REMOTE ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED, AROUND CORNERS PROJECTION OF DRADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS!
While dodging
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>>1748934
>DRADLY
>DEADLY
I have failed the fellow Polishman
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1748946
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Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1748946
Donate money, or even a manual type writer! FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!
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>>1748973
Well done.
Writing
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>>1748811
Shit the tornado's are coming extremely quickly, you cannot waste any amount of time. [Ride the Lightning] uses his legs to jump up and out of the way of whamu's attack. The tornado's hit and crash's through the wall, bringing down the spectator's seats down with it. In an effort to throw him off you start talking almost nonsense.
"LOOK, AT THE PICTURE!."
Whamu's eyebrows raise.
"Excuse me what?"
"SEE THE SKULL, THE PART OF BONE REMOVED, THE MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS! THE BRAIN-THOUGHT'S BROADCASTING RADIO®"
Whamu's face is priceless.
"Stop speaking such nonsense!"
You have him right where you want him as you are still in mid air from your jump.
What do?
>Drop kick him by using the momentum from your fall and oryia oryia oryia barrage him.
>Fire off a bolt of lightning as you sore.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1749153
>>Drop kick him by using the momentum from your fall and oryia oryia oryia barrage him.
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>>1749153
>>Drop kick him by using the momentum from your fall and oryia oryia oryia barrage him.
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>>1749153
>Drop kick him by using the momentum from your fall and oryia oryia oryia barrage him.
And of course say the following:
"YOUR LOWLY GANGSTERPUPPET CAN'T STOP ME YOU DASTARDLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD!"
This is my art. Literal shitpost fighting
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1749196
A nat 1 for failed shitposting
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1749196
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Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1749196
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>>1749215
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>>1749215
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MINE
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>>1749215
...
Writing
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>>1749153
You extend your legs out in an attempt to drop kick him while screaming.
"I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD, DEADLY, WORLD WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNIST!"
Whamu laughs.
"Is this what you humans call... Mental retardation?"
Your grinning smile turns into horror. As you fall whamu jumps up using the power of the wind to meet your attack with his fist raised. Punching you directly in your gut and to your horror it goes right through gut, sending blood everywhere. Crashing down back to earth you land in the spectators seats, leveling it and everything around it within a yard. As you lay there you inspect the damage done. Intestines are barely holding inside your body as they are three fourths out and can be used to almost strangle you. Bones are jutting out of your shoulders, arms, legs and feet. Coughing up blood due to your lungs being punctured and finally to top it all off, your white suit has a rip in it.
Whamu is slowly walking up towards you. Once he does you are done for!
What do?
>try and have [Ride the Lightning] shock you awake
>Other (Write in)
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>>1749320
>>try and have [Ride the Lightning] shock you awake
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>>1749320
Seems we share something with Joseph when things involve Pillarmen
>try and have [Ride the Lightning] shock you awake
Speaking of clothes, we need to wear our JoJo clothes to try out the Pose part of the quest
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1749393
RIP
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1749393
French I have to say, Madame Rogue is an amazing waifu
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>>1749393
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1749393
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>>1749408
>>1749410
This is scaring even me...
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>>1749410
writing
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>>1749320
Whamu continues to walk slowly towards you, oh god right now its all or nothing! You attempt to use [Ride the Lightnings] in an attempt to wake you up from that bastard [Sweet Dreams] ability but you just can't focus its electricity. He proceeds to close in on you as you try and try again but to no avail. Standing right on top of you, whamu laughs.
"And to think you were ever a trouble to me Josh Borkowsk! Any last words?"
>Yeah! [HIT THE LIGHTS] FREAK (Use the room you are sleeping in's electricity to jolt yourself awake)
>Not really but I might be able to think of something. (electrocute yourself awake one last time)
>Other (Write in)
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>>1749465
>>Yeah! [HIT THE LIGHTS] FREAK (Use the room you are sleeping in's electricity to jolt yourself awake)
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>>1749465
>>Yeah! PLOT ARMOR FTW (Use the room you are sleeping in's electricity to jolt yourself awake)
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>>1749465
>Yeah! [HIT THE LIGHTS] FREAK (Use the room you are sleeping in's electricity to jolt yourself awake)
French you glorious bastard I'll support your crusade for Rouge now
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>>1749492
Well you still will have to roll however if you fail it josh is going to bite za dusto
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>>1749520
ITS TIME
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>>1749520
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1749520
For the Dark Gods
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oh god please let that pass
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>>1749533
Jesus this is the second closes time you came to death... Writing
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>>1749527
>>1749533
Second time we roll the exact same number, we must be soul brothers.
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>>1749557
What was the first time we rolled the same?
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>>1749557
Which one of ya is gonna be cut in half like Zeppeli?
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>>1749572
I got us the first Overpose in the entire quest, so not me man
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>>1749568
Cyan Overdrive against the vampire SWAT
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>>1749596
It was also the time we got a bonus for one liner.
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>>1749465
"Yeah! [HIT THE LIGHTS] FREAK!"
You remember that Lisa's island has to have electricity in it since there are lamps, lights and chandeliers scattered everywhere. [Ride the Lightning] barely manifests to your right, he's fluctuating in and out of existence as he does his last act of power, he proceeds to try and draw power from everywhere. All of the sudden lightning starts gathering into your stand. YOU DID IT! IT ACTIVATED! Then, once your stand had enough electricity, shocks you. Jolting and convulsing you wake up, wild eyed and full of fear.
Looking down you see the horror whamu and [Sweet Dreams] has brought. Intestines have been burst out of your gut and on to your bed, sending a mixture of blood and stomach acid everywhere. Bones are jutting out of almost every corner of your body and worst of all, the hole in your gut that had send your intestines flying has revealed the placement of your liver and kidneys. Trying to use Hamon to heal yourself, the blood loss of whamu's attack was to costly and you can barely use your Hamon. Looks like nobody noticed your screaming or the sudden power outage your stand might have caused...
>Try and gather up all of your intestines and try and walk for help
>Try and call for help
>Other (Write in)
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>>1749612
>>Try and gather up all of your intestines and try and walk for help
"DUCA, YOU KILLED MEEEEEEEEE"
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>>1749612
>>Try and gather up all of your intestines and try and walk for help
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1749669
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>>1749669
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>>1749689
Writing
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>>1749612
Scooping up your intestines back into the giant hole in your body, you get up and out of bed. The pain alone from standing makes you want to vomit however you need to find the others before you either pass out or die. Starting to walk... Ok more like a shimmy, out of your room and into the hallway, leaving a trial of your own blood in the process. Hearing voices and clapping at the hell climb pillar you continue your weak walk to there. Pain coursing through your body with each and every step you finally make it to the entrance that leads to the pillar.
Collapsing on to the wall to your right side you manage to pick yourself up and keep going forward. Through blurry vision with black spots in it, you spot Duca, Claw, Joseph, Cesar, Lisa, Suzi, Speedwagon, Mark and two men you don't know congratulating both Joseph and Cesar on their completion of the hell climb. With a raspy, blood gurgling voice you manage to ask them.
"Oh c-come on! I w-w-would ha-ve at leas-t thought you wo-would have saw or h-h-hea-rd the power g-go out... Or my scr-ea-m's... Whi-ch every o-o-one came first."
Speedwagon turns to you with his face gone from complete happiness to full on horror at the sight of you.
"JOSH! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU."
>Another near death dream, now I need help and fast.
>A giant hole in my gut Speedwagon, now if you need me I will be fighting to keep my guts from spilling out with my bare hands.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1749812
>A giant hole in my gut Speedwagon, now if you need me I will be fighting to keep my guts from spilling out with my bare hands.
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>>1749812
>A giant hole in my gut Speedwagon, now if you need me I will be fighting to keep my guts from spilling out with my bare hands.
You know speaking of Polish people, could there be a retired Flying Hussar Stand user our there?
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>>1749812
>>A giant hole in my gut Speedwagon, now if you need me I will be fighting to keep my guts from spilling out with my bare hands.
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>>1749812
OP if this is set in the year 1938 is it possible to let's say change the course of history by changing who wins the war that will happen soon?
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>>1749840
Of course you could. You can change the timeline drastically if you wanted to on anything.
Also writing
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>>1749856
Stand battle with Stalin when?
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>>1749875
>Stand battle with Stalin when?
I agree, we just have to get through KGB
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>>1749881
Stalin's Stand
Power: A
Range: A
Speed: B
Potential: E
Precision: A
>Sialin's Stand has the ability to perform child abuse, spread communism, and starve anyone of Ukrainian descent to death
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>>1749812
>Other (Write in)
"Ho-ole...stom-a-ach...Lii-saa...Re-bec-c-cca..."
*Pass out*
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>>1749812
"A giant hole appeared in my gut Speedwagon, now if you need me I will be fighting to keep my guts from spilling out with my bare hands."
You managed to huff out before collapsing onto the ground, once you do you can hear Suzi scream. Your vision starts to go in and out as you lay there on your back with your open wound still bleeding out as you feel the vibrations of two people rushing you and grabbing you. No longer being able to tell who is doing this, you feel them hoist you up by your legs and shoulders as they begin to take you somewhere. Vision starts to cut in and out of reality as you are being taken. First time you wake up you see Suzi Q's face is saying something however the ringing in your hears drowns her out. Second you see Rebecca crying over you. Third is Duca with Claw on his shoulders with his face being buried in one of his palms with what looks like Rebecca yelling at him.
Fourth and final time you wake up, you are in what looks like an old late 1800's hospital with white lights shining right in your eye's. It causes you to stir and move your hands to cover your eyes. When you try to move them, they get stopped short by with what seems like a bag holding blood which is slowly dripping blood and water into your system. The noise causes someone to shout out.
"Josh is that you?"
>Yeah who ever it is.
>Remain silent, you can barely talk.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1749875
Well, hitler survived wwi as a soldier and even awarded with an iron cross and stalin was a rebel communist before either of them got into power so them having stands is not impossible
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>>1749959
>>Yeah who ever it is.
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>>1749982
Again, you can do whatever the hell you want. Wanna help hitler capture europe, dew it. Wanna just have a stand battle with him, dew it. Again this is a quest where everything is possible.
>>1749983
Just be careful, Hitler and Stalin have dio tier stands. I made them in advance since I knew this question would come up eventually
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>>1749959
>Other (Write in)
"Rebecca?"
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>>1750016
Noah's Stand was able to float. From God's flood Stand.
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>>1750029
Here is something that fits with the theme of the thread
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>>1750025
David's Stand is rock throwing, Moses' Stand is making water move out of the way for his fellow goyims, and Jesus was his own Stand
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>>1749959
"Yeah who ever it is and I feel like and I feel like twenty pounds of shit in a five pound bag..."
The voice sounded strangely female so you also ask.
"Rebecca?"
You hear the sound of feet walking across marble as it gets closer and closer, she asks.
"Josh I was about to ask how are you feeling but you already answered my question."
Yep that's Rebecca... Her head suddenly peaks out and covers the light in your eyes, her light brown draped over you. Blue eyes that are red and puffy from crying piercing your soul as they stare in concern and fear. She tells you.
"Do not ever scare me like that again... I thought lost you when you went in and out of consciousness..."
Trying to chuckle, the only thing that manages to come out his blood as she quickly puts a hand on your chest.
"Take it easy, Speedwagon managed to call an experienced surgeon out to the Island and stitch you back up."
Wait a minute.
"How long has it been?"
"About an entire day now..."
Shit, you were out for a long time. However Rebecca's face turned from relief to anger.
"Why didn't you tell me about Duca's stand and how [Sweet Dreams] was trying to kill you josh!"
>I didn't want to scare you.
>I don't know, why won't you tell me about your past and how your stand is trying to kill you!
>Other (Write in)
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>>1750073
>I didn't want to scare you.
>Other (Write in)
"I was worried that you would end up skinning him alive."
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>>1750073
>>I didn't want to scare you.
>>Other (Write in)
>"I was worried that you would end up skinning him alive."
*try and hold her hand*
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>>1750073
>>I didn't want to scare you.
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>>1750082
Supporting
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>>1750102
Oh shit,waifutism has come to the quest.
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>>1750109
It did? this is my first thread I show up in. I didn't even read the other ones before this.
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>>1750073
>>I didn't want to scare you.
>>Other (Write in)
>"I was worried that you would end up skinning him alive."
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>>1750120
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>>1750120
Sick fucks
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>>1750129
OH SHIT
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>>1750129
BLESSED BY OUR DEMON GODDESS.
As always,charisma rolls are my speciality.
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>>1750129
>>1750120
>100
*Hold Hand*
Yes
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>>1750129
KEK
E
K
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>>1750129
Well, this is what happens I guess when you make a slightly romantic scene and accidentally open up the pandora's box of waifus.
Writing
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>>1750155
Oh sweet summer child, in my life out in the real world I've opened up the pandora's box of polygamy
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>>1750073
"I was worried that you would end up skinning him alive."
She laughs.
"You aren't to far off..."
It causes both of you to laugh some more. However, you slip your hand into her's, its surprisingly soft and warm. Even a small tingling feeling can be felt due to her hamon leaking off of it. Rebecca doesn't fight your attempt and actually embraces it. Time seems to stand still as you just lay there on a medical bed, starring into her eyes. You notice the features on her face, its pale from her worry, a few cuts can be seen across her cheeks and an extremely small one on her lip. Cheeks are are a soft pink red from blushing as she starts to mildly tear up again. She pulls up a near by rolling chair and sits down, not letting go of your hand, she then guides your head carefully onto her lap. Looking up to see her face as you both mildly embrace each other.
CONT
>pic related, kind of what she looks like but with much longer hair
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Meanwhile, Speedwagon walks past the medical door that holds Josh, he's about to walk in the door when he see's what's going on. He peers into the crack of the door and laughs to himself.
"Looks like I'm not needed here. Guess I will comeback later. Speedwagon withdraws coolly."
That is it for this session, tune in tomorrow at 7:00pm as usual. Posting character relationships
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>>1749215
>>1750129
>TFW make a crit fail that almost gets the MC killed
>TFW proceed to crit on a romance you didn't even wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C70vDkYvqk
>>1750206
Thanks for running!
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>>1750206
D-did speedwagon actually narrate himself withdrawing coolly?
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Rebecca: Highly friendly/Comfortable
"So this is what it feels like when times stopped in moments like these. "
Dr claw: Best friend/Concerned
"Are you sure you can't call off [Sweet Dreams] Once it has a target?."
Duca D'aosta: guilty/concerned
"I wish claw however one or the other target has to die to finally call him off."
Cesar: Friend/Angry
"DUCA YOU ARE LUCKY I DON'T RIP YOUR HEAD OFF FOR THIS!"
Lisa: Friend/Extremely concerned
"I can't believe Duca nearly got josh killed!"
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Friend/happy for you
"Every day that kid reminds me more and more of Jonathan Joestar..."
Joseph Joestar: Annoyed/Angry
"DUCA WHAT THE HELL!"
Suzi Q: Happy/Angry
"I can't believe you Duca!"
Whamu: Anger
"That explain's a lot actually."
Kars: Interested.
"More than enough."
Esidisi: Nervous
"But how on earth do we sever the connection"
Mark: Concerned/fear
"Holy shit..."
Once again thank you for tuning in and I will see you on Monday, hosting a Q&A after this post.
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>>1750230
Just like he did in the anime and in the manga
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>>1750210
No worries anon! Suffering builds character!
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>>1750232
Will we just fucking meet the ghost of Jonathan at some point?
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>>1750243
With all the times you nearly died, probably
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>>1750232
Oh Speedwagon,my pure cinnamon roll...
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>>1750249
That doesn't sound so bad. Now for several questions
Is there another Stand you can compare in power to [Ride the Lightning]?
Do Churchill, Mussolini, and FDR have Stands?
How's PTSD cop?
How's Andrew?
How would [10 Cent's A Dance Requiem] be?
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>>1750249
Hold up OP
Rebecca doesn't have blonde hair?
Worst Waifu
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>>1750272
Hair color doesn't matter much for me. Then again I'm in a relationship with a black-haired/brunette, a blonde, and red-headed twins
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>>1750254
>Is there another Stand you can compare in power to [Ride the Lightning]?"
[Ride the Lightning] is very unique in the way of stands. It doesn't have raw power in its strength and its electricity isn't anything to powerful unless you have heavy practice in it however in the way of creativity few can really march it.
>Do Churchill, Mussolini, and FDR have Stands?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes, YES.
>How's Andrew?
Extremely worried about an extremely personal problem...
>How would [10 Cent's A Dance Requiem] be?
Stand Master [Andrew Valasco]
Stand Name [Ten cent's a dance}
Power B
Speed A
Endurance B
Precision B
Range A
Development Potential C
>ability is to fire off golf balls that can hone in on their targets and can adjust their speed to the point where they can travel as fast as bullets, No matter how far away the target is the golf balls can reach it as long as the user knows its target.
>Ability is to rapidly fire them off. Being able to fire off 60 of them in a single second
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>>1750272
I mean your relationship with Rebecca isn't set in stone and there is alway's suzi Q...
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>>1750275
Hair color matters to me. Think of the babies. Think of the babies.
Blonde and Red Hairs I'm fine with.
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>>1750282
Suzi Q is Jojo's Girl. But then again his daughter does marry a jap. So we're going to do some good for Jojo.
>>1750275
Or maybe just maybe. Hear me out, Our son in the future marry Jojo's daughter. Since the maga it didn't matter about the father. Now with this plan we can put our bloodline together, making our grandkids more powerful.
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>>1750277
>All the major country leaders in WWII have Stands
Will there be a hype boss fight with Axis and Allies fighting us? Or us helping Axis or Allies, because I NOW WANT THIS TO COME TRUE. WE GOTTA SAVE HITLER AND MUSSOLINI
Also shit, Andrew's Requiem isn't half bad
>>1750285
Eh, I'm not really for hair color eugenics. Just leave that to Hitler and some other guys out there
>>1750293
>Be related to Joseph by law
>Be Jotaro's grandpa to shit on him
I'M ALL FOR THIS ONE, I can really imagine the bullshittery we could do in Stardust Crusaders
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>>1750307
I will warn you in advance, you will need to roll charisma since adolf hitler hated slavs...
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>>1750307
Yeah man. As long as Jojo marry Suzi Q. We can totally become Jotaro's grandpa and man we can go on the stardust adventures with the Jojo's not just as tag alongs but as blood relatives.
>>1750317
Make sense, but the new plan is to have a son which marry Jojo daughter. Giving us a grandson that is Jotaro.
And if we can have a good relations with the Nazi major, he can help us out with that front if we so choose too.
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>>1750317
You mean Polacks my French friend. So can you tell the name of one of the Stands of the Big Six?
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>>1750322
What would Josuke be to us should this great dream of eugenics happen?
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>>1750324
>Stand name [Adolf Hitler]
>Stand name [Seig Heil Viktoria]
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>>1750339
>Stand User: [Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt]
>Stand Name: [Star-Spangled Banner]
Am I on point with that one? If so, please do tell what the Stand can do
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>>1750343
Sadly no my friend.
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>>1750347
Shit. Is there at least a great reward for beating all of them in a Stand battle? At least let us know there's a reward for doing that
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>>1750343
>Stand User: [Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt]
>Stand Name: [Wheelchair of Polio]
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>>1750353
There is an award yes for beating either the axis's stand users or the allies stand users. I forgot to mention as well that if you go down to helping hitler route I will have to change up my plans with the adventures in Hungary.
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>>1750359
And so begins my quest, to find a way to get the allies and axis stop fighting just for one thing. A hype ass Stand battle.
Wait, can we do it one at a time?
Easiest ones to take out first are either Hirohito or Mussolini. And then there's goddamn Churchill, FDR, Stalin and Hitler
>>1750356
>Stand Name: [Fear Itself]
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>>1750369
I mean it would be extremely hard however it could be possible. Use the speedwagon foundation's influence and get all of them in one room to discuss the "Pillar man threat" and then just jump them...
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>>1750369
Also I did forget that if you were to fight either team allies or axis, you can only get one reward in defeating one or the other team. Also I did forget to mention as well that Rebecca does hate the nazi's so if you were to go down the hitler path you would need a roll to convince her as well.
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>>1750377
Well that's easier than I thought. I'm sure after beating them all everything isn't all sunshine, rainbows, polka dots and moonbeams right? I'm sure Stalin would be one of the grumbling assholes
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>>1750381
I just want to fight all six, a friendly game of punchghosts with country leaders. The Prime Minister, Fuehrer, Leader, President, Comrade and Emperor themselves
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Was the Belgium King's stand to kill Niggers in Africa?
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Session start.
Here is our battle system and dice system >>1744414 (OP)
previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest
that being said, now we're off to the races.
"I was worried that you would end up skinning him alive."
She laughs.
"You aren't to far off..."
It causes both of you to laugh some more. However, you slip your hand into her's, its surprisingly soft and warm. Even a small tingling feeling can be felt due to her hamon leaking off of it. Rebecca doesn't fight your attempt and actually embraces it. Time seems to stand still as you just lay there on a medical bed, starring into her eyes. You notice the features on her face, its pale from her worry, a few cuts can be seen across her cheeks and an extremely small one on her lip. Cheeks are are a soft pink red from blushing as she starts to mildly tear up again. She pulls up a near by rolling chair and sits down, not letting go of your hand, she then guides your head carefully onto her lap. Looking up to see her face as you both mildly embrace each other.
Suddenly you hear a knock on the door which snaps you back into reality.
"Rebecca how's josh?"
Its duca, the other voice is probably Claw.
"Also why the hell do you have the door shut."
What say.
>Come in. Try and get up
>Tell them to give you a minute.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1751885
>>Tell them to give you a minute.
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>>1751885
>Come in. Try and get up
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
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>>1751885
"Come in."
You try and get up from Rebecca's lap however you nearly fall due to not fully recovering from your injuries. Luckily Rebecca catches you and helps you stand up with a hand on your back while still holding your hand. Duca opened the door with claw atop his shoulders. He asks.
"Hey josh..."
Rebecca is giving him a death stare which cuts him off. An awkward silence hangs in the air for a minute until finally Claw speaks up.
"Me and Duca wanted to check up on ya and make sure you didn't die from [Sweet Dreams]. So... Yeah..."
Awkward silence sets in again for thirty seconds. Duca speaks to end it.
"Ok let's stop ignoring the elephant in the room. Josh, I am sorry that [Sweet Dreams] nearly killed you! Can we please move on!"
>Duca we need to find a way to stop sweet dreams. I would rather not have to worry about being gutted like a fish every time I sleep.
>Duca it's not your fault [Sweet Dreams] cannot stop until a target is dead
>Other (Write in)
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>>1752020
>Duca we need to find a way to stop sweet dreams. I would rather not have to worry about being gutted like a fish every time I sleep.
>Other (Write in)
"If not then I ask you, can I please give it a few hundred volts for being such a cunt?"
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>>1752020
>If you wanna fix this,do your best to kill the Pillar Men with us.
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>>1752020
>>Duca we need to find a way to stop sweet dreams. I would rather not have to worry about being gutted like a fish every time I sleep.
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>>1752020
"Duca we need to find a way to stop sweet dreams. I would rather not have to worry about being gutted like a fish every time I sleep."
He sighs.
"Josh... I tried to, do you even know how I understood that no matter how many times [Sweet Dreams] attacks fail."
You nod your head.
"I killed my best friend while I was in the mafia! During a bank heist gone wrong he fucked up and got himself caught during it and ratted me out! My anger consumed me and I accidentally sent [Sweet Dreams] after him. As soon as I realized I did I tried to get him to stop be he just wouldn't! He didn't stop! I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY BEST FRIEND'S DEATH! THAT'S HOW!
Duca is is shaking with anger. Claw tries to calm him down.
"Everyone just calm down! Josh the other reason we came in here was bec-"
Suddenly he's interrupted by two men who must had slipped in while you were talking with Duca and Claw.
"We send you two in to see if Josh is ok and then you take five minutes to do so..."
>Who the hell are you two?
>Excuse me?
>Other (Write in)
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>>1752178
>Who the hell are you two?
It's time for our good teachers, hooray
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>>1752198
Writing, taking a quick hour break to actually eat something
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>>1752178
"Who the hell are you to?"
The one to the right offers a hand.
"My name is Messina and this is my partner, Loggins."
He also offers his hand as well. Messina looks to be Mongolian of origin, sporting a fu manchu and sporting a long, cone shaped hat and robes adorned with jewls. Loggins looks caucasian with almost the exact same attire as Messina has but with a color difference. You shake both of their hands individually, they have one hell of a grip as it feels like they are crushing you with their hands. Rebecca speaks up.
"They are masters in Hamon and will be training you along with Duca, Joseph, Cesar and Claw."
"Which I don't even understand how a Lobster even uses Hamon given the fact it only has gills."
Claw retorts.
"Jee I don't know. How do you sport that "Mustache" with pride."
Messina looks annoyed but continues.
"Anyway's, are you up for training?"
>Hell yes
>Give me a minute
>Other (Write in)
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>>1752610
>>Hell yes
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>>1752610
>Give me a minute
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>>1752610
>Hell yes
LET THE TRAINING BEGIN
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>>1752610
"Hell yeah!"
Messina then starts to yell.
"THEN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED AND GO TRAIN!"
He rips the covers of the bed as well as its sheets off of you and grabs you. Hoisting you up on his shoulders so that your head faces towards your bed. Waving bye to Rebecca, she waves back even if she does look extremely confused, as he runs off with you. Asking him.
"Is the carrying part really essential?"
He shouts.
"YES!"
"Is it really?"
"NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST! I JUST FELT LIKE IT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ACTUALLY COME TO TRAINING!"
Well he has conviction at the very least. He takes you to the training grounds, where Joseph and Cesar are waiting. Sparking a snarky remark from Joseph.
"Well look who's finally up from his nap."
You respond.
"Yeah, sorry, I was just recovering from BEING DISEMBOWELED!!!"
He laughs.
"Relax I am just pulling yanking your chain."
Messina throws you to the ground and you land right on your back as he tells you what you will be training on for your Hamon.
"We will be focusing on breathing. Specifically, working on breathing ten times in one second!"
Cesar responds.
"Yes sir!"
"WELL WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND HERE FOR! TRAINING STARTS NOW!"
Roll 1d100s for training.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1752747
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1752747
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1752747
Nat1
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>>1752783
noice
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>>1752783
Noice, writing
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>>1752747
Training went extremely well despite the fact you nearly died yesterday and have been in a coma 28 hours. You remember your breathing training that Lisa taught you and focused on that and that alone. Even Loggins was impressed by your display of breathing however as you are training he shows you a quick trick by using his Hamon to wrap the water around his fingers. He tells you.
"Josh come closer to learn how I did that."
Cesar notices this and warns you."
"Josh don-"
Its to late. Your head is already near Loggin's trick and he makes the water explode in your face which causes him to laugh. After that small prank you continue your training for the rest of the day until around six o clock where Messina announces.
"Well done trainees, keep working on your breathing, we will be doing swimming laps around the island as tomorrows work out."
This causes a groan from Joseph and Duca and laughter from Loggins.
"Or would you rather try and balance atop a needle point edge?"
This causes Claw and Joseph to go wide eyed and instantly say in unison
"That won't be an option master Messina! We will happily do the swim courses!"
But it was in vein as Loggins say's.
"To late that's what we are doing tomorrow."
That causes claw to burry his face in his right claw. What do now?
>Head over to dinner, you are hungry as all get out.
>Call it a night, you need your energy
>Other (Write in)
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>>1752906
>>Head over to dinner, you are hungry as all get out.
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>>1752906
>Head over to dinner, you are hungry as all get out.
And then another installment of the fun adventure of fighting Whamuu
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>>1752906
>>Head over to dinner, you are hungry as all get out.
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>>1752906
>>Other (Write in)
lets get prepped for our bedtime war. We are sleeping with someone in the room, and if we look horribly injured they can wake us up
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>>1752906
>Head over to dinner, you are hungry as all get out.
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>>1752906
Following your nose to the smell of fancy Italian cooking you enter the kitchen to see Suzi cooking up a storm, muttering to herself.
"So how much do I need for it again?"
You announce yourself.
"Suzi? What's going on?"
"Just making dinner, we're having Shrimp Fettuccine Alfredo this time!"
>Want some help.
>Leave her to cook, you will just get in the way.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1753042
>>Leave her to cook, you will just get in the way.
Suzi is Jojo's Girl
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>>1753042
>Leave her to cook, you will just get in the way.
She's the cook here not us
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>>1753042
>>Other (Write in)
"Hey suzi, you ever think about the fact that you are also cooking for a Lobster?"
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"I will leave that to you then, sorry, just afraid of getting in the way."
She smiles.
"No problem."
You head out of the kitchen and into the dining room where you see Dua, Lisa and Claw sitting on the right side, Joseph and Cesar and Speedwagon sitting on the left and Rebecca sitting on the bottom right.
>Sit next to Dua, Lisa and Claw
>sit next to Joseph and Cesar and Speedwagon
>Sit next to Rebecca
>Other (Write in)
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>>1753111
>>Sit next to Dua, Lisa and Claw
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>>1753111
>sit next to Joseph and Cesar and Speedwagon
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>>1753111
>>Sit next to Dua, Lisa and Claw
"hey guys, mind if one of ya sleeps in my room and makes sure i don't become ground beef in my sleep?"
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>>1753111
>>sit next to Joseph and Cesar and Speedwagon
speedwagon the best
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>>1753111
>Sit next to Duca, Lisa and Claw
Let's sit next to teacher and Stand God brothers...or some such
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>>1753111
You decide to sit next to Dua, Lisa and Claw while even managing to overhear their conversation as you walk over, specifically, Lisa's and Claw's.
"Claw how on earth are you not concerned over the fact that Suzi is serving up sea food?"
He laughs.
"Lisa, lobsters are scavengers in the wild and will eat almost anything! I once ate the corpse of a whale, another lobster, and a half eaten piece of sea sponge!"
Lisa looks like she's about to gag.
"Claw I don't need to hear your adventures in eating as we're about to have dinner..."
"Then don't ask about my eating habits prior to living in des monies! Oh hi Josh."
"Ayyyy."
You take a seat right in between Duca and Claw with Duca saying.
"Jesus training was a nightmare..."
>No kidding.
>Maybe if you have a lung problem...
>Other (Write in)
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>>1753225
>>Other (Write in)
Piece of Cake
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>>1753225
>Other (Write in)
I'm not a doctor, but I'd say you have lung cancer
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>>1753225
>>Maybe if you have a lung problem...
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>>1753225
>Maybe if you have a lung problem...
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>>1753225
"It was a piece of cake, besides the only way not do well in it would have been to have actual lung problem..."
Duca smiles.
"Oh shit up you piece of shit."
"I mean I am not a doctor, but I'd say you have lung cancer if you failed that hard."
Claw laughs.
"True, to true."
Duca raises an eyebrow.
"Wait a minute how on earth do you even preform Hamon, it requires breathing tactics and all you have are gills..."
He just shrugs.
"Well I use my gills to breath so it isn't to much out of the question."
This prompts another question, this time from Lisa Lisa.
"How can you even communicate with us?"
Once again he just shrugs.
"That I don't know however ever since I got my stand it just sort of came naturally for some reason."
Joseph responds.
"So what are stands anyways."
You smile.
"A stand is a group of plants, specifically, trees."
Joseph shouts.
"OH MY GOD JUST TELL ME ALREADY!"
Everyone starts to burst into laughter at Josephs annoyance, luckily for him dinner was just made with Suzi announcing.
"Get it while it's hot!"
As you proceed to dig in to the dish you hear Claw's satisfaction at the meal... Even if its made out of other fish...
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Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1753304
Rolling to see how good it was
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>>1753304
CONT
After and hour of eating you are exhausted after all the breathing exercises you did for training and are deciding to call it a night. However, you need someone to watch you so that you don't get killed. You ask...
>Claw
>Duca
>Rebecca
>Speedwagon
>Cesar
>Joseph
>Lisa
>mark
>Other (Writein)
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>>1753313
>>Claw
It has to be our bestie obviously.
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>>1753313
>Joseph
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>>1753324
No worries folks, not the first time Tzeentch gave me a stroke
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>>1753313
"Joseph, would you mind helping me tonight by watching me sleep to make sure that I don't have another near death experience?"
After finishing a mouth full of pasta and shrimp he says.
"Of course."
"Thank you."
You get up and announce that you will be heading to bed. As you walk out Joseph follows suit and soon enough you are opening the door. He jokes.
"Ladies first."
Opening the door you see the comfortable wooden chairs, flooring and fireplace you are familiar with. Joseph starts to look around and soon enough, in the top left corner of the room he spots a couch. Pulling over towards your bed he sets it right in front of it. Once he manages to find a quick blanket and pillow from the closet he exclaims.
"Try not to die tonight josh..."
You laugh.
"I will try."
As he starts to curl up on the couch, you start to get to your bed. However, you notice on your night stand, that purple, fucking gremlin with its purple singular eye starring at you with a smile on its face. Fuck that stand, fuck this situation and most importantly, FUCK THAT GOBLIN. [Ride the Lightning]s arm pops out of your shoulder and hits the little bastard hard enough to send him across the room. In the distance you hear Duca suddenly yell.
"OW! IF YOU ARE GOING TO HIT [Sweet Dreams] AT LEAST FUCKING WARN ME JOSH!"
Well he just might have to live with it. Drifting off to sleep after thirty minutes of just laying there you hear an all to familiar chant.
"WHAMU!"
CONT
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>>1753313Back at [Information Redacted]
Oswald: "That bastard kid might have nearly killed me however I must wait... Until he forgets his past and me. Then, when everything is right I shall strike!
That is all for this session, tune in Wen to fight in the dreamland thunderdome. Posting character relationships.
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>>1753413
>That spoiler
I called it. I called it and I am FUCKING FURIOUS THAT NIGGERKIKE IS ALIVE
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Rebecca: Highly friendly/Nervous
"D-did I rush what happened at the medical room to quickly? I really hope I didn't make him feel uncomfortable."
Dr claw: Best friend/Concerned
"Hopefully, Joseph will keep josh from dying in his dreams..."
Duca D'aosta: guilty/concerned
"That evil gremlin of a stand! There has to be a way to call him off there just has to be!"
Cesar: Friend/Tired
"All that training has me beat."
Lisa: Friend/Happy
"Now their training has truly begun!"
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Friend/happy for you
"Every day that kid reminds me more and more of Jonathan Joestar..."
Joseph Joestar: Concerned/friend
"This is really awkward..."
Suzi Q: Happy
"Another night, another successful meal!"
Whamu: Extremely Angery
"DAMNIT KARS, I ALMOST HAD HIM THAT TIME!"
Kars: Interested.
"Relax whamu... You will win eventually, he can't keep this up forever."
Esidisi: Extremely nervous
"But what happens if josh kills whamu!!"
Mark: Concerned/fear
"Well josh took that whole intestines ripped out of his gut well."
Once again thank you for tunning in and I will see you all at 7:00pm wens
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Forgot to mention, Q&A is happening right now if anyone is interested
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>>1753433
Does the niggerkike Oswald have Requiem now or something ontop of being back like a shittier version of DIO?
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>>1753438
Building an extensive power base, the element of surprise, a very big axe to grind and a will to gain more knowledge about stands to improve his...
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>>1753445
I do hope that the a number of meme arrows come our way. That way so we may destroy everything he built up, kill every last supporter that he has, and then we stuck him in a worse situation than Diavolo
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>>1753445
Is there a person with a Pepe stand? Or someone able to use meme magic?
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>>1753471
I did fiddle around with the concept of a steel ball run esc universe but instead of Hamon or spin its just meme magic. By that I mean using shitposts and memes as tools or weapons. However when I looked at rough draft of the project it reeked of autism and not the good kind.
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>>1753471
There is still a chance for 「Darude」 and 「Never Gonna Give you up」 stands.
Good Quest by the way.
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You know that special treat I had in store but never told you all. Well...
Session start.
Here is our battle system and dice system >>1744414 (OP) (OP)
previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest
that being said, now we're off to the races.'
You are Oswald gallantry, defeated by a stupid polish brat who not only read you like a book but even managed to comeback after death... Destroying your power base, supporters and near killing you, revenge is on your mind. And god help anyone who gets in the way of that.
After blacking out from the car crushing your body, you barely manage to wake up, concrete is all you can see, that and your blood and chunks of bone. Anger and humiliation is all you can feel as you hear the car creek and settle into the concrete pavement. You need to get out of here before anything serious happens.
What do?
>Use [Hearts of Iron] to lift the car of you.
>Try and use your vampire powers to cut a hole in the car in order to escape.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1757578
>>Try and use your vampire powers to cut a hole in the car in order to escape.
Stands get weaker if the user is in a bad state,so this seems better.
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>>1757578
>>Other (Write in)
give up and die like a bitch
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>>1757614if only...
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>>1757603
Roll
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1757640
NAT 1 GUYS
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>>1757641
FUCK
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1757640
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>>1757641
Good job saving him anon!
Writing
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>>1757578
You cannot use your stand, its already weak from nearly dying so instead its time to try out your vampiric powers. After pushing the car to enough above you to move your hand, your nails glow an olive green and you penetrate the underside of the car. Dragging it in a large oval like pattern you cut a hole in the car, pushing the giant piece of metal off your body, you slip into the car, unlock its doors and exit through them. Falling to the ground, you look to see your legs have not fully been healed yet, as some toes and a chunk of knee are missing as well as they look compact.
Hands don't look any better as they look as flat as paper and missing some fingers. Luckily the rest of your body is recovering from vampiric regeneration, even if they don't fix your black and white stripped shirt and cut to hell barrette. How long has it been you can't tell however [Hearts of Iron] just might.
>Look into the past to see how long you've been out.
>Look into the future to see what might happen next if you stay out here.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1757725
>>Look into the past to see how long you've been out.
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>>1757752
Roll
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1757778
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1757778
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>>1757779
just barely, writing
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>>1757779
of all the times to roll well, i have to roll well now
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>>1757725
You don't know how long you've been out, all you know is that you have been out. [Hearts of Iron] manifests himself to your side, flickering in and out of reality, he grabs and rips off one of the mirrors of the car. Mildly broken, it will however, have to do. Activating [The Man Who Sold The World] you see into the past. Seeing the car crush you like an insect and Josh rushing over to one of his "friends" and what happens next makes you livid. Somehow the bastard manages to heal her even after you were sure she was dead! You mutter to yourself.
"Fucking vermin..."
Hearing their conversation, something about Hamon, which would explain some of his other moves and how he can attack outside of using a stand. He's going to leave somewhere to Italy. Fast forwarding through the rest of what their conversation and their departure, you finally see the part where you recovered. It's been three hours since your defeat. Suddenly you hear a voice.
"Hello?"
It surprises you.
>Manifest [Hearts of Iron] and barrage who ever it is.
>Warn him to get out of here before he gets hurt.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1757864
>>Manifest [Hearts of Iron] and barrage who ever it is.
Get his blood to heal our wounds!
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>>1757864
This is a fucked sidequest, we're playing as a literal cockmaggot
>Other (Write in)
"What niggerkike approaches me?!"
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we should totally just make this dude sound as racist as possible, like a living avatar of /pol/.
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>>1757864
"What nigger and or kike approaches me?!"
The voice went from questionable to fearful.
"Holy shit man what happened to you! Do you need a doctor or something!"
Turning around you see what looks to be a common street thug with a switch blade, white shirt, jean jacket, jeans, brown work boots and a brown golfing hat. He has a band aid over his nose and blue eyes, wait a minute he kind of looks like one of the men with a bounty for his arrest. You ask.
"Your name Dutch Jamison?"
He's starting to look nervous as he says.
"Maybe... Why?"
>Because you will look great as a way to heal myself... No hospital needed.
>No, now get lost
>Other (Write in)
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>>1757960
>>Because you will look great as a way to heal myself... No hospital needed.
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>>1757961
Roll to do the blood S U C C
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1757978
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>>1757982
NO ONE ELSE ROLL
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>>1757982
Welp,today is not your day Oswald.
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>>1757985
Dont be like that anon...
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>>1757982
noice
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Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1758004
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS SIDEQUEST. BUT HERE'S MY ROLL
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>>1758015
CHAOS, NO, THE SIX WAS GREAT
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>>1758015
He still failed but dake for the participation
(Also this is just an experiment so don't worry, depending on how well it does I may or may not discontinue it)
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>>1757960
"Because you will look great as a way to heal myself... No hospital needed."
He raises an eyebrow our of confusion.
"Wait what?"
You try and swipe at him however he manages to dodge your strike, still confused he asks.
"Jesus christ, what is your problem? You know what! Fuck it! Time to stab a bitch!"
Readying up his switch blade he charges you. What do?
>Swipe at him again for another chance to blood S U C C
>Manifest hearts of iron to grab him, hold him still and use him to heal yourself.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1758062
>>Manifest hearts of iron to grab him, hold him still and use him to heal yourself.
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>>1758062
>Other (Write in)
hey, you're a vampire, you can take a little knife
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>>1758062
>Other (Write in)
Take the knife and slice our head off and then say:
>"Listen well you faggot. There is no bearded fuck in the sky, there's only me."
After that
>Manifest hearts of iron to grab him, hold him still and use him to heal yourself.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1758100
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1758100
PLEASE BE A 1
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>>1758114
AHAHHAHAHA.
Well,it could have been worse.
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>>1758114
WHY
WHY MUST I SUDDENLY GET SO GOOD AT ROLLS
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>>1758114
Man good job anon!
Writing
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>>1758062
NO! YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, A BEING OF ABSOLUTE POWER, DESTRUCTION AND A NEAR GOD! YOU WILL NOT BE TAKEN OUT BY SUCH FILTH! His switch blade aims for your throat however you make it weaker so that your head comes off easily, as it hits your neck, your head comes off exactly as planned. He looks stunned.
"Jesus christ, blood everywhere!"
Your blood shoots everywhere, into the street, all over you and him and even coloring the police station. Holding your dismembered head, Dutch say's.
"I-I didn't know I was that strong."
You open your eyes and nearly shout!
"YOU AREN'T AND LISTEN WELL YOU FAGGOT! There is no bearded fuck in the sky, there's only me!"
Dutch's face turns from horror into fear as [Hearts of Iron] manifests behind him and hits his neck, breaking it on contact. Rolling backwards back to your body, it gets up and stretches. After stretching, it picks you up and plops you down on top of your neck where you used to be and turns. Several cracks later, you literally screwed your head back on and look down at the now dead corpse.
"Time to get my fingers back..."
Using your remaining finger nails, you puncture his neck and body and begin to drain his blood. As you do, your fingers and toes start to grow back and your legs go back to their original positions until finally, you are almost back to your normal self. Paler than usual but normal none the less the same as it once was. By looking into the past, you can tell its roughly 4:00am, three more hours until day light. What do?
>Find people to test your vampires powers.
>Get out of des monies, tomorrow, once they find you gone, the hunt for you will begin...
>Other (Write in)
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>>1758188
>>Other (Write in)
Hey, why not go sunbathing? I heard tomorrow is a Great day for it!
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>>1758188
>>Find people to test your vampires powers.
>>
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>>1758188
>>Find people to test your vampires powers.
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Still a tie hm?special even it is then
writing
Also taking a quick hour break, will be right back
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>>1758265
damn it, we almost got a cool event
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>>1758277
Well, next time I will vote for something terrible.
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>>1758269
>>Other (Write in)
Hey, why not go sunbathing? I heard tomorrow is a Great day for it!
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>>1758188
With new vampiric powers, three hours to kill and a whole lot of possible options with said powers, you just have to try it out. You start walking through the ally ways of des monies so to not get spotted by Josh and his gang. These places truly are filthy, smelling of piss, bad decisions and blood from a multitude of murders. After what seems like ten straight minutes of just walking you finally come across some other people.
They look like more common thugs with one of them looking more high class than the others. Looks like they decided to rob a bank with them hoisting an entire bag of cash as they mad dash through the sidewalks and roads. One of them spots you and proceeds to shout while running.
"Oi you!, wot are you looking at!"
British hmm? Never could stand them could you with their cocky accents and constantly smelling like beer and fish. Still, you decide to...
>"You! Now get over here I am looking for a good fight to test something..."
>"Nothing, you aren't worth much anyways."
>Other (write in)
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>>1758465
>>"You! Now get over here I am looking for a good fight to test something..."
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? When Detective Oswald comes for you?
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>>1758475
Roll to bad boi em
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1758495
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1758516
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>>1758516
Not bad oswald. Writing
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>>1758465
"You! Now get over here I am looking for a good fight to test something..."
The thug looks dumbfounded by your response, perfect. You rush the group and they start to panic at the extreme speed you are going, you clear half of a street in thirty seconds as they try and run. But that only makes it more fun as you finally catch up to them. Grabbing one of them, you slam his head into the concrete, brain, skull and teeth fly everywhere as the group panics even further. Kicking another one, you break his rib and dislocated his leg and arm. One of thtem shouts.
"THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT THING!"
It causes you to laugh however then another one shouts.
"Oi boss! Finish this... THIS THING!"
They regroup, three of them is all that left with one dead and another heavily injured. What looks like their leader steps up and say's.
"Who the bloody hell are you and wot business do you have attakin me and my boys!"
>Break the law on my watch, will ya? I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, oh and no gold to pay your fine. hmmm? Its off to satan's fryers then!
>STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
>Other (Write in)
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>>1758629
>>Break the law on my watch, will ya? I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, oh and no gold to pay your fine. hmmm? Its off to satan's fryers then!
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>>1758629
>>STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
https://youtu.be/FaJJP_7jbxs
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>>1758677
Hmmmm, I will give it ten more minutes, if not I will just call it a night here.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1758677
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1758677
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>>1758745
Ohhh, tough luck, writing
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>>1758629
"STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"
"We know that ya dumb cunt!"
"Break the law on my watch, will ya? I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, oh and no gold to pay your fine. hmmm? Its off to satan's fryers then!"
All three look at each other, the one in the middle calls off the others and steps forward.
"So you think I will go down that easy? Well to hell with ya then, you have to get past [Hit the Road Jack]
>Stand master [Michel Lockhead[
>Stand name [Hit the Road Jack]
>power D
>speed A
>endurance C
>precision E
>developmental potential E
>range A
>Ability is to fire off musical songs of varying degrees. Smooth jazz can fire off energy blasts and orchestra can hypnotize people
[Hit the Road Jack] looks like a standard juke box, only purple and white. What do?
>Punch his stand, not taking any chances
>attack him directly with your sharp vampiric claws
>Other (Write in)
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>>1758809
>>Punch his stand, not taking any chances
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>>1758809
>>Punch his stand, not taking any chances
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1758845
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1758845
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1758845
In the name of our law
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>>1758848
Shame, writing.
(Last post of the session)
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You need to end this before it begins. Rearing your arm back like a cannon, youse aim straight for the music box in an attempt to destroy it however it starts playing some jazz and fires off energy bolts. Narrowly dodging some of them, one does however, hits your legs as you attempt to move out of the way. It reminds you of that fateful day where the des monies riots began... And the same day a piece of you died. Still, the British smart ass mocks you.
"Wots the matta love! Don't like the sound of music!"
Jesus and your fellow flat foots mock your french accent... No matter, you retort.
"I do however in the hands of a petty thief like yourself it just gets ruined."
How can such criminals who can barely speak their own language without slang even appreciate such art. It bothers you to no end and disgusts you beyond. Taking out a small mirror, you look into the past to see what they did... One of them interrupts you.
"OI DID YOU FORGET WE WERE HAVING A FIGHT YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"
Throw up your index finger.
"In a moment, just want to check on something..."
Robbing a small bank with little over ten thousand dollars in cash, quite sad really. However, during their "Heist" one of them pulls out a gun and shoots one of the employees. Of course they would, all criminals are animals, they just need a small push before they show their tendency's... Their battle tendency's.
Disgusting, almost as disgusting as your policemen, robbing and even killing for you, ever time one of them robbed, you always made sure punishment was in order... In the form of the death penalty. What was completely out of line was what they did to that polish's brat's parents. You told them to bring them to you and nothing else, yet they disobeyed orders in a vampiric frenzy and killed them without authorization. Worst of all, during yours you let it happen, rewarding them for completely going against order, you almost feel thankful that the polish brat lost his temper and slaughtered every single one of them and reminded you of what happens when emotion wins out over logic. Pity he never joined you, he could have been the perfect riot control officer...
But dwelling on the extremely recent past aside. You manifest [Hearts of Iron] to your ride side and this petty robber gulps in fear. As you slowly say.
"God save you, because I will not."
Des monies needs a hero, a man who is willing to punish all, who brings justice to all, who's seen it all, who's done it all... And you are that hero.
Thank you for tuning in to this session, no character relation post this time since you are playing Oswald however I do want your feed back if you want me to do more things like this or less or not at all.
Hosting a Q&A after this post if anyone has any questions
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Forgot to mention next session is friday at 7:00pm like always
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>>1758929
Thanks for running! Shame people tried to boicot the quest instead of HAVING FUN.
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>>1758955
Eh, if they hate it for legitimate reasons I can see that since it was a surprise and nobody asked for it. I just wanted to branch out and try something new so not only you can take a break from just the usual Josh shenanigans, but also give Oswald a lot more characterization since it is confirmed he is still alive and I don't want him to just be a re skin of dio. But let me be clear, I am not trying to make him like an anti hero/person you root for, he is an antagonist through and through to Josh but I wanted to flesh him out with his motives, reasoning, logic and conclusions. A hero can only be as good as his villain and Oswald just seemed to generic to be josh's. But if you just don't like Oswald side quests I can easily take them out and instead just write short stories about him, side and minor characters, both friendly and hostile.
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ession start.
Here is our battle system and dice system >>1744414 (OP) (OP)
previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest
that being said, now we're off to the races.
"Joseph, would you mind helping me tonight by watching me sleep to make sure that I don't have another near death experience?"
After finishing a mouth full of pasta and shrimp he says.
"Of course."
"Thank you."
You get up and announce that you will be heading to bed. As you walk out Joseph follows suit and soon enough you are opening the door. He jokes.
"Ladies first."
Opening the door you see the comfortable wooden chairs, flooring and fireplace you are familiar with. Joseph starts to look around and soon enough, in the top left corner of the room he spots a couch. Pulling over towards your bed he sets it right in front of it. Once he manages to find a quick blanket and pillow from the closet he exclaims.
"Try not to die tonight josh..."
You laugh.
"I will try."
As he starts to curl up on the couch, you start to get to your bed. However, you notice on your night stand, that purple, fucking gremlin with its purple singular eye starring at you with a smile on its face. Fuck that stand, fuck this situation and most importantly, FUCK THAT GOBLIN. [Ride the Lightning]s arm pops out of your shoulder and hits the little bastard hard enough to send him across the room. In the distance you hear Duca suddenly yell.
"OW! IF YOU ARE GOING TO HIT [Sweet Dreams] AT LEAST FUCKING WARN ME JOSH!"
Well he just might have to live with it. Drifting off to sleep after thirty minutes of just laying there you hear an all to familiar chant.
"WHAMU! WHAMU! WHAMU!"
At this point you already know the drills.
>have [Ride the Lightning] throw a lightning bolt at whamu
>Rush him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1764340
>have [Ride the Lightning] throw a lightning bolt at whamu
Let's keep our distance for now
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1764418
roll my guy
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1764437
If I nat1 then let there be celebration
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>>1764447
Noice, writing
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>>1764447
The Dark Gods have blessed my roll
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>>1764491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avy2OdfKt6A
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>>1764340
How many times are you gonna have this dream, I mean for god's sake at least change the scenery of it. Maybe a inner city pool one night, a movie theatre another, even an actual tennis court would be better than the knock off colosseum. Ranting aside, [Ride the Lightning] throws a bolt of lightning directly at Whamu before he even enters the arena, sending him crashing down to earth. You follow it up with four more that hit him as well, each strike darkening his skin and causing his hair to raise from the electricity. He looks stunned and questions.
"Not even going to wait for me to make my entrance are we?"
Shaking your head, you reply.
"We've been doing this for over a week. To be frank I just want it to end and if that means killing you I will be more than happy to oblige."
He laughs.
"If only death can take me mortal, then you might have been free from whatever curse this is."
Whamu appears to almost be limping with the lightning strikes, you injured him already, good. Now all you need is to close in and keep up the ruthless aggression.
>Rush him and cyan overdrive him, a combo of Stand electricity and Hamon will end this right quick.
>Fire off more bolts of lightning
>Other (Write in)
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>>1764551
>Other (Write in)
>"To be honest, despite all of this. I can respect you a bit. If things played out differently, we probably could've been somewhat friends."
>Fire off more bolts of lightning
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>>1764584
Roll my dude
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1764642
FOR THE DARK GODS!
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>>1764662
I will give it ten more minutes for other anon's to roll, if not I am counting the highest one.
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>>1764705
Can I get an autopass if I give you Stands I've ended up making?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1764745
sorry my guy. Hopefully Joseph will wake you up with his roll. Writing
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>>1764551
"To be honest, despite all of this. I can respect you a bit. If things played out differently, we probably could've been somewhat friends."
Whamu chuckles.
"Wouldn't you be surprised by your family's history with me, in fact, we were friends long ago."
Now you are just hearing things... Right? No matter, you fire off more bolts of lightning however whamu was ready for them and manages to either dodge them or simply block them. However as soon as he punches you and breaks your nose you are jolted awake by a frantic Joseph. With concern in his voice he asks.
"Josh are you alright? I saw your nose get broken while you were sleeping and send blood on your bed."
>Yeah I'm fine somewhat. What time is it?
>Well I could be better.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1764838
>Other (Write in)
>"Doing fine enough, but I just got the strangest news. Not sure if it's true or not though."
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>>1764884
Writing, gonna take an hour break. Will be right back
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>>1764838
>Yeah I'm fine somewhat. What time is it?
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>>1764838
>Yeah I'm fine somewhat. What time is it?
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>>1764838
>Other (Write in)
>"Doing fine enough, but I just got the strangest news. Not sure if it's true or not though."
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Back and writing
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>>1764838
"Yeah i'm fine somewhat What time is it anyway?"
Joseph still has a look of concern over his face by replies anyways.
"Around 3:00 or 4:00am. Also somewhat fine isn't getting your nose broken and having it send blood everywhere on your bed."
"I just got the strangest news. Not sure if it's true or not though but I have a bad feeling what ever it is, isn't good at all."
He raises an eyebrow.
"Well what is it?"
>Tell him about whamu's comment
>Don't tell him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1765242
>>Tell him about whamu's comment
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>>1765242
>Tell him about whamu's comment
Can't see why not
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>>1765242
"He said my family has a history with him..."
Joseph responds calmly.
"Look, we will bring this up to Lisa Lisa in the morning before we continue our training. I don't like where whamu was going with that passing comment."
Shit, looks like you are waiting for two more hours until then. But you alway's wondered what secret's Lisa's island could and since sleep nearly kills you almost everytime...
>Explore Lisa's home.
>Try and go back to sleep.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1765313
>>Explore Lisa's home.
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>>1765313
>>Explore Lisa's home.
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>>1765313
>>Explore Lisa's home.
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>>1765313
>Explore Lisa's home.
And then we go out and train our Stand
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>>1765313
>Explore Lisa's home.
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>>1765313
"Well if you need me, I will be exploring Lisa's island."
"Have fun with that, also try not to get caught, tried to snoop myself and nearly got a fist filled with Hamon."
You laugh but head out the door anyway's, besides, you alway's have the "I am afraid of sleeping since last time I did it I got disembowled" excuse. But all jokes aside you reall do get a sense of just how large this Island is. With the hallway filled with guest rooms alonse being at least fifty feet long and twenty feet wide. Walking out of the hallway and into the center of the island where the "Hell Pillar" is, its covered from top to bottom in nothing but oil. It's absolutely massive with it being one of, if not, the tallest building on the island. Whispering under your breath, you ask yourself.
"How the hell did I even climb that..."
Looking down, you see where the bottom of the pillar leads to a giant pit also smothered in oil as well. Just thinking about the fall down is enough to make your gut churn in fear. You see some more hallway's leading else where. Fist one, when looking down it, has a faint ligt coming from it that has to be a electrical light. Second leads to a giant room filled with books, must be a library. Third one leads outside on to a small training platform it looks like. Which to chose which to chose.
>First one, who the hell could still be up at this time of night...
>Second one, you are a lucky pole with being literate and all so why not.
>Third one.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1765379
>>Second one, you are a lucky pole with being literate and all so why not.
Read some books by Adolf Hitler.
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>>1765379
>>First one, who the hell could still be up at this time of night...
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>>1765379
>>First one, who the hell could still be up at this time of night...
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>>1765379
>First one, who the hell could still be up at this time of night...
Rebbeca? Lisa? Teachers? The world's most disgusting French man?
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>>1765425
Not you FN, I was talking about someone else. Someone in quest
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You decide to walk down the first one, who in gods green earth could be up at this time... Besides you of course. Enough getting side tracked! You proceed down the long hallway towards the random light. It gets brighter and brighter the further down you go as it make's itself very clear this is an electrical light. Even closer you approach, even starting to hear a voice, oddly female and... Runing water in the background? You can start making out what she's saying as you carefully monitor your foot steps so that no noise is produced. She's humming a small tune and singing to herself as you start to make out more and more details as you get closer and closer. With said running water you can make out small yet graceful splashes, barely audible enough to make out. Hair being prushed through as the water continues to run and... The sound of someone right behind you!
"Josh, I decided to come along with you, I got bored...
Roll to not alert who ever is down the Hall
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1765474
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1765474
OH JESUS GOD I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1765474
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1765474
Nat 100
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>>1765478
pls be enough...
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>>1765485
I hope we tell Joseph about it afterwards, just so he has an emotional overload and vomit and fall face first into it
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"KUR-"
You managed to stop yourself before you alert who ever it is, the stop humming for a moment. Looking backward you see its Joseph, you whisper yell at him.
"jesus christ fucking warn me next time before you do that!"
Before he can speak you put your hand over his mouth in an attempt to silence him. The voice continues its silence for what seems like two minutes, then, goes back to humming. After the coast seems clear, you remove your hand from his mouth to reveal a very angry Joseph.
"Oh excuse me! Sorry I didn't roll out a grand red carpet in your honor and humbly request your presence to speak with you."
"Just stay quiet! I wanna see who's making the noise."
"I'm following your lead.. Russian."
He chuckles at his own joke, one day poland will stop being confused with russia, one day. Still, you continue your stealthy walk down the hallway to the bright light ahead. Once you finally reach it, you can see its a small room where the voice comes from, most likely a bed room? You didn't know there were other guest rooms... Unless...
"Josh, there's a key hole to where we can see in it."
Joseph whispers, bringing you out of your intense focus. Carefully sneaking up to the door, you spot the small key hole that gives you a small view of the room. Peering into it... Well... A mistake like this was bound to happen eventually. Doesn't make it less right in the slightest but god damn it you stumbled upon it and you are going to take advantage of it. A completely naked Lisa Lisa is taking a bath while still humming, your face is a mixture of embarrassment, lust and confusion. Light tugging on your shoulder comes from Joseph as he continues to whisper.
"You had your view! Now it's time for mine."
He pushes you out of the way and peers into the key hole himself. While you maybe confused, Joseph is down right excited at the view he has. Giggling to himself, he turns around to face you and exclaims.
"Niiiicccccce."
As he continues to stare into the key hole, you remember all of your talks with Lisa Lisa. You remember one specific one, what was it about again? Oh yeah! It was about what we were doing here in Italy when we were getting your luggage from the car and your first time hearing about the Pillar men. But you remember another detail...
"We will also be heading there to help train my son."
Lisa's word's echo through your head. Wait a minute...
"Don't tell Joseph I am his mother."
"his mother. his mother. his mother."
Oh god... OH GOD! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING JESUS CHRIST! Looking on in disgust and revolt you see Joseph continuing to look at a naked Lisa Lisa, thinking thoughts you rather not know.
Roll to not vomit and reveal your position.
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>>1765580
I roll so that Chaos may consume the galaxy
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1765580
Oh shit, Joseph dont look!
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>>1765580
Fucking christ joseph.
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>>1765580
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>>1765605
Oi blyat... Writing
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This situation... This fucking situation! Is completely and utterly fucked up, beyond any sense of the word. It makes you wanna. Wanna. You vomit loudly... All over poor Joseph, getting it on his hair, clothes and skin which triggers the biggest comedy of errors you've ever see. She not only stops humming again but Joseph breaks his cover as well.
"WHAT THE HELL J-"
Lisa lisa is now fully aware of your presence, luckily she doesn't know who you are... Yet. She say's.
"Who's here!."
Joseph is now in a full panic but luckily keeps his calm.
"Josh... You might have blown both of our covers however I have one, final gambit."
"What is it Joseph? And tell us now or else were going to get a face full of Hamon!"
"Its the Joestar secret technique!"
Well?
>I will follow your lead jojo!
>Just lead the way jojo!
>Other (write in)
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>>1765625
>>Just lead the way jojo!
>>Other (write in)
Why do I have a feeling, that this is gonna end terruble?
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>>1765625
>>I will follow your lead jojo!
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>>1765625
>>Just lead the way jojo!
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>>1765625
>Other (write in)
>"Jojo I have a technique I need to show myself."
Book it and leave him behind
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1765668
LIGHT SPEED NAT1
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1765668
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>>1765668
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Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1765676
Not bad but lets see how jojo himself fares. Writing
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>>1765682
Of course he does better at running away
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>>1765687
He's a Joestar. What do you expect?
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"I will follow your lead jojo but... Why do I have the feeling its going to end terribly..."
joseph raises his finger.
"Listen to me carefully Josh."
He proceeds to book it as fast as he can.
"Run for your lives!"
Oh god damnit! You take off after him down the hallway. With how Joseph was runnin, something tells you he had way to much practice in this "Secret technique" than he would like to admit. Since he's running even faster than you, passing the hallway entrence five seconds sooner than you. As you round the corner, you hear the door in the hallway open and Lisa asking herself,
"Is that vomit?"
Finally out of sight from the hallway, you bolt back down to...
>Your room
>The library
>Other (Write in)
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>>1765704
>>The library
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>>1765704
>>The library
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>>1765704
>>The library
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>>1765704
>The library
King Odepius better be in the library French
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>>1765704
You and Joseph dash into the library to escape Lisa Lisa's incoming wrath. Once in, you and Joseph are breathing erratically as you both ran as fast as you ever could in your times alive. Looking over to Joseph you still see him covered in throw up from your accident upon seeing actually incestious thoughts take place. Joseph looks at you and asks.
"JOSH WHAT THE HELL!"
>Tell him... This can never happen again
>Don't tell him, its only going to make it worse
>Other (Write in)
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>>1765762
>>Tell him... This can happen again
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>>Don't tell him, its only going to make it worse
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>>1765762
>Tell him... This can never happen again
If he asks why we decided to give him the mama bird treatment, MOVE IT AWAY AND TELL HIM ABOUT STANDS
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>>1765762
>>Don't tell him, its only going to make it worse
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Looks like we have a tie...[special event] activate!
Writing
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>>1765807
>special event
OUR FIRST ONE!
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>>1765829
*Since we met Oswald.
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Is that a jojo reference?
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>>1765762
"I... I..."
You still breath heavily from your running as you attempt to catch it slowly. Joseph is still waiting in your answer as you continue to recover. For the next three minutes is waited in absolute silence to see if Lisa was trying to track who ever disturbed her bath. Jojo breaks the silence with an anger.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMNIT. WE JUST WASTED A PERFECT PEEP HOLE!"
He hits a book shelf near him and sent a book landed right on top of him. As he's about to swat it away from him, you quickly grab it off him. You are about to put it up when you notice the cover, "Anchient Polish History." Joseph, annoyed still, say's.
"Forget this I am going back to bed... In my own room... And to shower off your puke!"
Like that, he's gone, leaving only you in the library with this book of polish history. Curiosity is urging you to read it, why not learn more of your country of origin and its history. Skimming through a few pages, you stop on an image. It show's pictures and drawings of anchient germanic tribes during the Roman empire's reign and their weapons. Armed with clubs, slings, fur pelts and javalins. As the book discribes.
"They were fearsom warriors! Armed with only bare bones weapons and fur armor, they stood against both man."
As it shows an artists rendition of a roman legionare.
"And beast..."
This one, instead of showing an animal it shows another being..."Is that whamu? Who wrote this?"
You quickly turn to the front of the book again to see who the author is...
"Czeslaw Borkowsk..."
Your great grandfather!
That is all for today's session. Next one will be tomorrow at 7:00pm, posting character relationship statuses.
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>>1765854
>Great grandpa wrote a book with Whamu in it
>Whamu was friends with our great grandpa
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Rebecca: Highly friendly/Nervous
"D-did I rush what happened at the medical room to quickly? I really hope I didn't make him feel uncomfortable."
Dr claw: Best friend/Concerned
"Hopefully, Joseph will keep josh from dying in his dreams..."
Duca D'aosta: guilty/concerned
"That evil gremlin of a stand! There has to be a way to call him off there just has to be!"
Cesar: Friend/Tired
"All that training has me beat."
Lisa: Startled/Confused
"Who the hell was that... Was I just seeing and hearing things..."
Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Friend/happy for you
"Every day that kid reminds me more and more of Jonathan Joestar..."
Joseph Joestar: Annoed/friend
"I can't believe that Josh ruined the greatest peep hole on this Island!"
Suzi Q: Happy
"Another night, another successful meal!"
Whamu: Extremely Angery
"DAMNIT KARS, I ALMOST HAD HIM THAT TIME!"
Kars: Interested.
"Relax whamu... You will win eventually, he can't keep this up forever."
Esidisi: Extremely nervous
"But what happens if josh kills whamu!!"
Mark: Concerned/fear
"Well josh took that whole intestines ripped out of his gut well."Oswald: Unending Hatred/Respect
"I am so close to escaping this city and into egypt! I just need to bipass a few..."
See you all tomorrow, also hosting a Q&A after this post, also I have a question for all of you. Did any of you enjoy the Oswald side quest? Did you hate it? Do you want me to do it again sometime in the future either with Oswald again or someone else?
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>>1765873
Good run French, could we great great grandpapy sidequest?
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>>1765873
Oh shit,Oswald is getting the meme arrows!
I would be okay with another Oswald quest but not if i'm the only one playing it.
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Yo, can someone archive thread 5, I wouldn't but last time I tried to archive a thread I fucked up and don't wanna risk it again. >>1706685
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>>1766622
Already did friendo
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>>1766759
Well French if Oswald is going to come back then I suggest this. Since DIO had Stand users that followed the naming theme of tarot cards and the Egyptian gods, let's get ones who's naming theme follows the zodiac signs and Japanese gods, why Japanese? Because weabs probably existed in the 40s
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>>1767504
Actually, change Jap gods to people who commited hubris against the Greek gods.
Lycaon, Tantalus, those pricks
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Session start.
Here is our battle system and dice system >>1744414
previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest
"I... I..."
You still breath heavily from your running as you attempt to catch it slowly. Joseph is still waiting in your answer as you continue to recover. For the next three minutes is waited in absolute silence to see if Lisa was trying to track who ever disturbed her bath. Jojo breaks the silence with an anger.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMNIT. WE JUST WASTED A PERFECT PEEP HOLE!"
He hits a book shelf near him and sent a book landed right on top of him. As he's about to swat it away from him, you quickly grab it off him. You are about to put it up when you notice the cover, "Anchient Polish History." Joseph, annoyed still, say's.
"Forget this I am going back to bed... In my own room... And to shower off your puke!"
Like that, he's gone, leaving only you in the library with this book of polish history. Curiosity is urging you to read it, why not learn more of your country of origin and its history. Skimming through a few pages, you stop on an image. It show's pictures and drawings of anchient germanic tribes during the Roman empire's reign and their weapons. Armed with clubs, slings, fur pelts and javalins. As the book discribes.
"They were fearsom warriors! Armed with only bare bones weapons and fur armor, they stood against both man."
As it shows an artists rendition of a roman legionare.
"And beast..."
This one, instead of showing an animal it shows another being...
"Is that whamu? Who wrote this?"
You quickly turn to the front of the book again to see who the author is...
"Czeslaw Borkowsk..."
Your great grandfather!
>Continue reading.
>Wait until morning, you need some sleep.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1767672
>Continue reading.
FURTHER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WE GO
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>>1767703
Writing
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How the hell does your great grandpa know about the pillar men? Let alone has an artist rendition of whamu. You read further down along the polish history book as it explains what these "beasts" are.
"In polish mythology, meta humans prowled the woods, cave systems and shores of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth. Similar to vampires in appearance, the similarities end when comparing their powers, or in this instance, measuring their power gap. These monsters are much more powerful as they are more adapt in magic, strength, regeneration and over all knowledge as the legends say they lived for over fifty-thousand years. In this artists rendition of one of these creatures, you can clearly see its size compared to a normal human."
You glance over to the picture of whamu, nearly a five feet taller and a few hundred pounds heavier, as calculated by the book. Continuing reading, you see where your great grandpa got a detailed look of whamu.
"It is said that under the colosseum, three of these beings lie in sleep, waiting to be awakened. The artists rendition was made by a friend of mine who drew what he heard from a guard in rome who wishes to remain in secret. No matter if its accurate or not, these are what they could look like if they are real..."
Well that was a read! Reaching the chapter listing page, you can see a small one dedicated to the author himself...
>Read it. What was your great grandpa like?
>Read more about his thoughts on the Pillar men?
>Other (Write in)
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>>1767774
>Read it. What was your great grandpa like?
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>>1767774
>Read it. What was your great grandpa like?
>Read more about his thoughts on the Pillar men?
Why not both?
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>>1767774
Turning to the page specified by the chapter log, you come across the one specific to your great grandpa.
"My name is Czeslaw Borkowsk, even as I write this book, I am a captain of my own battalion in the Polish commonwealth. So far I have fought against against the ottoman empire, swedish empire, russian empire and prussian empire in an attempt to secure the polish crown. For every war ended it seems like five more springs up with alliances breaking as fast as they form for only short term gain. Its... Disgusting, I can't even remember why I joined any more, was it for money? Fame? God only knows."
Looks like your grandpa is an experienced war veteran. He however, gets back on track.
"But enough of dwelling on such drivel, over the years however I learned much about european mythos. From lords and barons, to peasants and simple farmers, to winged hussars and gypsies, it seems like every one has one story or another. Vampires and dragons, goblins and ogres and just deer that have a singular horn... Never the less these intrigued me so much that I decided to make it a form of hobby to keep me occupied in between wars, battles and combat."
As you are about to read more, there seems to be something right in the middle of the next page. A form of lock but instead of needing a key, it has a series of animals and letters.
What do.
>Try and solve it.
>When Lisa or someone else wakes up to try and solve it with them.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1767874
>Try and solve it.
What are the animals on it?
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>>1767884
Bear
Bore
Egal
Seal
Walrus
Peacock
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>>1767892
Meant to say warthog instead of a boar
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>>1767904
And the letters? Polish ones? English? Insert language here letters?
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>>1767916
Polish
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>>1767884
Roll
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1767969
Nat1 away
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1767969
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>>1768034
Toruc my brother, you've done well. Tzeentch has blessed you.
By the way, when Warhammer IS out in JoJo time. I propose when it happens we always quote Chaos when fighting against other Stand users.
"COME DIO, AND OFFER YOUR BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD!"
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>>1768034
Noice (Sorry, extremely personal stuff just came up) Writing
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>>1768218
No worry
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>>1767874
Though you have no idea how to open it, you are familiar with one of the animals on there, specifically, the warthog. Which is your family's symbol and has been in it for countless generations. You press the warthog symbol and it fits like a glove... Now if only. Suddenly you are interrupted by someone.
"What are you doing up so late Josh."
>Tell them what you found.
>"I really would rather avoid sleeping with the whole nearly dying and all"
>Other (Write in)
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>>1768252
>Other
"Who is it?"
>Tell them what you found.
>"I really would rather avoid sleeping with the whole nearly dying and all"
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>>1768261
This here
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>>1768261
This
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French. Madam Rogue's gross, stretchy, cheese and snail smelling/tasting vag can wait you know
Also, will you implement a Stand that causes people to shit themselves until the user is defeated?
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>>1768252
"Who is it?"
"Rebecca, sorry if I startled you."
"No it's fine, just found something interesting."
She slowly walks to your side to see what you were reading. After seeing the polish history and mythology book in your hand, she raises an eyebrow and asked.
"Who's the author?"
"My great grandpa Czeslaw Borkowsk and it looks like he might have history with the pillar men."
Rebecca pulls up a seat next to you.
What do?
>"Have any idea what this puzzle might be?"
>Other (Write in)
(So sorry again, family issues.
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>>1768550
It's fine French. Is your dad having a fight with his younger, Irish vampire dad?
>"Have any idea what this puzzle might be?"
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>>1768558
Try getting a call saying your sister is having a panic attack...
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>>1768550
>"Have any idea what this puzzle might be?"
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>>1768550
>>"Have any idea what this puzzle might be?"
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>>1768564
I'm sorry man, have had a friend go through one. Not good at all
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1768607
HELPING
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P
I
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1768607
Noice!
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>>1768631
Now this is puzzle solving! Writing
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1768607
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>>1768550
"Have any idea what this puzzle might be?"
You show her about how you got the first part solved.
"My family crest is of a warthog standing on top of a grassy mountain looking towards the sun so I managed to solve the first one. However I have no clue where to start with the other one."
Handing over the puzzle to Rebecca, she inspects your family crest and the word puzzle. After studying it for nine minutes she responds.
"By the way the warthog is position on the mountain it looks as if it was challenging something. Warthogs are one of, if not, the largest species of pig and one of the most aggressive, they have to be in order to defend from predators and and other warthogs. However, they are not the largest creatures compared to almost everything else. Take a look as well at how its positioned, standing atop of the mountain, body in a charging position, tusks bared, its body bloodied and bruised. Defying what ever is challenging it, rather it be a predator, another warthog the weather or life itself, it's holding its ground no matter what. Similar to the Poland through out history, a small country compared to other's what it lacked in size it made up for in aggression and hard fighting, that was how the Polish-Lithuanian came to be. Constantly under threat of russia, ottoman's, swedes and more, its not alert constantly because it want's to, it has to. What that warthog and what it represents is defiance, against all odds it will succeed, even if it has to do it alone..."
Well that was inspiring and helpful since you remembered your family crest has the word Wyzywający in it. Arranging the letters to form Wyzywający, it starts to open. First thing you see opening it is a note entitled to who ever opened it. What do?
>Put it aside and see what else is in there.
>Read it.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1768735
>Read it.
Whatcouldpossiblygowrong?.jpg
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>>1768735
>Read it.
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>>1768735
>>Read it.
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>>1768735
Taking out the note, you begin to read it. Just who in the hell is or was your grandpa? It reads.
"To whoever opened the lock, wether it be my son, his son or beyond, you most likely opened it for the following reasons. One, the Pillar men escaped rome, two, by pure luck, either way you found it so congratulations. Allow my to introduce myself, my name is.
Stand Master [Czeslaw Borkowsk]
Stand Name [Iron Maiden]
Power A
Speed D
Endurance A
Precision C
Range D
Development Potential B
Ability, [Just eat it], allows [Iron Maiden] to eat objects and have its cannon balls gain a property specific to the object. For example, if you ate gunpowder or something explosive, your shots become highly explosive, eat something extremely hot, your shots gain a napalm effect and so on. However, you can only eat to objects for their properties at a time.
Ability, [Steel Rain], allows it to generate a cannon to fire off cannon balls that either take on one or two forms, round shot and cylinder shot. Round shot is a traditional cannon ball that carries more weight than the cylinder, is much heavier and deals a lot more damage however, it has a low shell velocity and is hard to aim. Cylinder shot, though lighter and deals less damage, has a much higher shell velocity, easier to aim and if aimed right, can do trick shots. [Iron Maiden] can fire off multiple shots in rapid succession but be careful because you only have five shots, after that you need to wait a turn to reload.
Description. [Iron Maiden] is covered head to toe in brass with two zinc tusks sticking out of its mouth. Its head resembles that of a warthog with hair similar to it to match. Gigantic, [Iron Maiden] is akin to a medieval mortar, around six feet in width and 5’7 in height. Though it’s legs might be stubby however they can support massive amounts of weight, as displayed during its time in the polish-luthuanian commonwealth army, it’s feet are covered by combat boots. With its main armament, [Steel Rain] is likened to a 1700’s naval fortress cannon, being estimated at around 7-10 feet in length and 7 feet in width.
Rebecca looks towards you.
"Should we take this up to Lisa?"
>No, I want to read it myself.
>Yes, she could help us.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1768815
I KNEW GREAT GRANDPAPPY HAD A STAND!
>Other (Write in)
>"I'm gonna read it myself first. Take it to Lisa once I'm done."
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>>1768822
Writing
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>>1768815
"No, I want to read it myself, then take it to Lisa Lisa once i'm done."
She nods.
"Well then lets get into reading."
Opening what seems like a note book... Holy shit a book within a book! Turning the cover to reveal the first page, it reveals all sorts of stories! Czeslaw fighting off other soldiers from other empires. Him inspecting fortresses and defensive positions! Going on democratic missions! Why didn't dad ever tell you about Czeslaw! You don't even know where to start!
>Czeslaw fighting the ottoman empire
>Czeslaw on a diplomacy mission to prussia
>Czeslaw fighting swedes during the invasion of Pärnu Estonia
>You can read these stories later.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1768900
>Czeslaw fighting the ottoman empire
Maybe great grandpappy's ghost will come to teach us more about Stands and shit
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>>1768900
>>Czeslaw fighting the ottoman empire
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>>1768900
You read one of his stories reguarding the ottoman empire. This should be a fun one.
Czeslaw Borkowsk, October eighth, sixteen-seventy-two, The Battle of Niemirów against the Ottoman empire. We were sent in to search and destroy mounted Ottoman Tartar units scattered trough out commonwealth land. After finally marching all the way up to Niemrow, we finally spotted a large force under Azamet Gerej, the son of the Crimean kahn. With smooth bore muskets, cutlasses and a grudge my men and I were going to start assault the front along with multiple other units. God forgive me, because things are about to get bloody. My second in command ask's me.
"Sir, the tartar units are held up in a camp near Niemrow! What are your orders!"
>Have [Iron Maiden] eat some gun powder and fire off multiple round shots to surprise them. Then get on your horse and lead the charge.
>Have your men quickly take up positions before the attack and then start firing off muskets to pick off the enemy at long ranges.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1768972
>Have [Iron Maiden] eat some gun powder and fire off multiple round shots to surprise them. Then get on your horse and lead the charge.
Also
>Other (Write in)
Have it eat something that smells extremely bad, like sulfur or a durian. If not just eat something for a cloud effect
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>>1768972
>>Have [Iron Maiden] eat some gun powder and fire off multiple round shots to surprise them. Then get on your horse and lead the charge.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1769004
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1769004
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1769004
Allah can't save them now
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>>1769010
you are now a level two kebab remover, well done.
Writing
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>>1768972
"I will provide artillery support! Allah can't save em now!"
[Iron Maiden] manifests right next to you as you grab your satchel of gun powder for your pistol and give it to him. He quickly gulps it down, after he's done the cannon in his mouth extends to reveal itself. Pulling out your officer sword, multiple cannon's pull up and manned by their gunners, loaders and breachers along side [Iron Maiden]. Once you see everyone ready for the attack you swing your sword down and shout these very words.
"Otwarty ogień! Zostaw żaden żywy!"
[Iron Maiden] is the first to fire, then followed by the rest of the cannons as they whale and roar to life. Your stands cannon balls hit one of their tents, most likely a weapons munitions dump as it explodes much larger than your cannon ball normally does. Then your men's cannon balls start pounding the rest of the tents, sending tartars flying! All the while, you get on your horse to lead and proceed to rush the encamped ottomans. Yelling.
"Wszyscy ze mną!"
Soon, your musketeers quickly join your charge and even numerous winged Hussars as they quickly rush to cut the head off the ottoman snake! Once in the camp, your men poor into it, fighting every tartar in sight as you head for Azamet Gerej to end this battle as soon as it starts.
Roll to spot him.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1769052
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>>1769055
So close... Writing (Last post of the session)
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1769073
HOLD A MOMENT, I STILL HAVE MY ROLL
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>>1769052
Riding through out the camp you search for Azamet Gerej but to no avail. While swinging your sword at tartars left and right, you manage to score around ten kills before you hear one of your men call out to you.
"COMMANDER CZESLAW!"
Guiding your horse, you reach the scared pole to see how the battle fairs.
"How goes the battle."
"Good sir however we've seen to run into a big problem."
You raise an eyebrow.
"I-I know this sounds strange however there seems to be a particular tartar who possesses a un seeable ghost! It's slaughtering our men down there!"
Oh no... You knew something the likes of this was bound to happen one way or another. The frightened pole gives you directions to where this tartar in particular is and you ride off. A quick minute run, you can clearly see where a giant crowd gathers to see the tartar fighting off twenty of your men at the same time... And winning. Whistling, you call your men fighting the tartar off in order to see him for yourself. With a normal build and height, he wears standard ottoman tartar uniform with a black fez with what looks like an eagle on it. He shouts.
"WHO DARES CHALLANGE THE MIGHTY HUSNU KADARI!"
You ask.
"Czeslaw Borkowsk, leader of one the battalion assaulting your camp."
He smiles.
"Then that makes my mission easier! For I will not have to search this dreaded camp for you head. For I shall end you right here and now with [Enter the Sandman]!"
Something tells you that he's not going down quietly.
that is all for this session, not posting character relationship statuses since nothing really changed much. Next session will be august 21st (next sunday) as I am going on a camping trip and it starts tomorrow. Hosting a Q&A after this post
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>>1769105
Fine job French, did good- WAIT A GODDAMN MOMENT. THIS IS THE 1600s? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH GREAT GRANDPAPPY'S LIFESPAN?
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>>1769124
Maybe he mastered Hamon.
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>>1769124
Guess you will have to find out next week :^)
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>>1769158
Or, maybe he can be a great friend to that one Count.I don't remember if Dracula was in any way mentioned in the Anime
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>>1769161
Man I wanna have a hype as Stand battle with Castlevania Dracula
"DIE MONSTER! YOUR KIND DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
[Ride the Lightning] tries going for blasting off Dracula's head, he just sneers and the Count's own Stand [if You Want Blood] blocks the hit and responds with a counter blow that sends Josh backwards
"N-NANI?!"
"Tell me young Pol. What is a man?" Dracula asks still sitting on his throne lazily, his face turning from neutral to one of venomous contempt. "But a miserable pile of secrets?" He asks sharply, there's a long silence. Dracula stands, his fighting spirit manifested beside him.
"But enough talk. HAVE AT THEE!"
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