My Life: Volume 2

>>169716
Pet your pug and then do the dishes

>>169716
Call your wife and tell her that the peppers in the garden are coming along nicely but that you're most excited to show her the pepper in the bedroom.

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>>169732
She isn't feeling very playful. But she ultimately appreciates the attention

Should I put my baby in the Walker for this or lay him down while I do dishes?

>>169758
Put him in the walker. The more he is able to experience, the more intelligent he will be.

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>>169766
Some wise advice from the normally un-wise internet.
He loves that goddamn giraffe

So the dishes it is then? I'll go start on that.

>>169775
I think you should bring the baby in the kitchen in case something happens

>>169775
Be sure to sing or recite some of that Tolstoy you memorized in elementary school to stimulate all of your seed's senses.

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Oh shit son the wife came home early!
0 chores done. But she doesn't mind.

>>169873
since she can take care of the baby now it's high time to take that sword from your closet and hunt some beasts. Say, gorgons.

>>169873
Being the house husband, you ask her if she's hungry, then cook something for her while she can play with the baby.

You clean up tomorrow when she's at work - it's chaotic now.

>>169966
Playing games within a game is boooring though...

>>169873
Return your wife to the ocean where she can swim free with the other whales.

Change the baby. Post pics of its diaper.