Setup: You wake up in a forest with no memory of the night before. It's foggy, and in the distance you can see a man running towards you with a katana in each hand...ITS JARED FOGLE! You are completely naked, and in front of you is only fishing line, a crack pipe, a Dean Martin record and 4 kilos of cocaine. What do you do?
>>168081
search for children to give a $5 footlong
throw some cocaine at him.
>>168081
I smash the crack bottle on a nearby tree and prepare to fight him to the death in true warrior fashion
>>168081
I unsheath my holy avenger pork sword +5 of fat fuck demon slaying and prepare to fight a coked up pedo whose preferred weapon is a magical sweet teriyaki chicken foot long with vorpal abilities.
>>168081
Ask him if he can spare some money for foodbut we're going to buy more drugs with it