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Our protagonist has been succ(ked) into a wormhole! And as you can tell from the bags under his eyes, he's seen some shit and has the ability to see things others cannot!
LOCATION: Dimension 27-Q
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>>167795
Reach out and grab some wormhole. Put it in your pockets for later.
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>>167795
do the superman pose as you fly throug hthe wormhole
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>>167833
>>167795
He grabs a piece of the wormhole. Huh, another one is there?
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>>167795
Annnnnd he lands here. Huh, how odd.
LOCATION: Dimension 31-UR MOM
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>>167862
Examine the dinosaur in the house
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>>167883
The dinosaur stares back at him. He stares back the at the dinosaur. It seems pretty cute the more you look a it, like a puppy with sharp teeth.
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>>167912
Make a face at the dinosaur
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>>167912
Wave to it.
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>>167935
>>167938
The dinosaur is disgusted by him waving and making a face and then beckons you to come inside.
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>>167973
Apologize and ask it "Where am I?"
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>>167973
not without protection
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>>167981
He's in 31 - UR MOM apparently, what a weird name....
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>>168012
Open the door and get on the floor.
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>>168025
You dive into the house and get on the floor. The flower calls you a nerd. How rude. . .
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>>168062
Stare at the flower until the flower gets too uncomfortable to talk back.
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>>168065
You stare at the flower and it becomes very uncomfortable. You're intimidation skill levels up by 1!
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>>168087
Ask the dinosaur who does the flower think he is.
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>>168091
You're dinosaur friend with no legs is right.
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>>168124
Take flamethrower and burn whole house and dinosaur.
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The dinosaur, in which, you're pretty sure it's just a large snake, invites you to take a tour of her humble abode.
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>>168146
Only if you had a flamethrower. . . .
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>>168171
Equip the out of frame party hat picture sticker, and the flower as headgear
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>>168218
The flower is still being an asshole. You equip the sticker, you feel more. . . Lame.
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Your current inventory consists of. . . Just a piece of wormhole, you can only fit your hand in there.
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>>168286
Pet our new best flower pal and get shown around.
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take notes on the tour, just in case there is a test afterwards
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>>168286
Stick flower's head into the wormhole. Make her suffer.
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>>168300
You pet the flower. It mutters "fuck you."
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ask the dinosaur snake what they do for fun in this dimension.
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>>168304
You take notes of the house. (( Map will be posted of house soon. ))
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>>168308
You force the flower into the hand sized wormhole. I'm pretty sure she's traumatized now.
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You drew a cool map of the snake dinosaur thing's house!
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>>168390
Set it free and put our wormhole back in our pocket. Pet them to know if they've learned their lesson.
Jeez i get the feeling that that sticker and this flower make for some p good armor so far, plus its nice having a talking companion that we can actually wear
Ask dinosnek to hurry up and get to the point with their tour and if they don't, prepare to *unzip*
>>168409
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A loud boom is heard outside the house, and a large explosion is seen and heard in the distance.
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>>168449
Focus on what really matters and chat up Dinosnek. Get to know em you distracted dope.
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>>168508
Ask if they'd like to go on a long walk on the beach sometime.. Maybe chat about different dimensions or really take in the atmosphere. Apologize for waving earlier, but if they're still uncomfortable by that, state that we can take our new best flower pal with us for a third party and company.
Ask flower if they identify themselves by anything. Be it name or title, ranking, status or otherwise.
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>>168534
Seems that Snek has taking a liking to you~
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>>168591
"Hey, just trying to get to know you guys, I mean, you all opened up your home to me and showed me your hospitality once I just showed up all out of the blue and all. That's all, nothing more and nothing less. Nice to be of your acquaintance Snek, and nice to be your new friend, Willow."
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>>168610
Snek seems a little disappointed but happy nonetheless, And someone is knocking on the door?
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>>168642
Wink at Snek. Ask Willow if she can get the door while we chat about what time Snek is free, and how they feel about wormholes. Ask her about the properties of the party hat sticker too
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>>168648
There is a weird beast at the door. . . Huh.
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>>168714
Ask about how her dad is like, and also what kind of stuff there is around the land.
Briefly try to remember how you ended up in a wormhole n stuff too i guess.
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Willow seems really paranoid about that. . . THING.
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>>168776
Ask Snek if we have tea for our guest.
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>>168796
this guy seems to have it in hand
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>>168802
Close the door on the thing, tell it that it can only come in if it asks nicely.
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>>168776
Ask Willow if she wants to see some more cool stuff on the otherside of our hand wormhole if they're gonna keep being racist.
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>>168796
Snek asks what tea is. They probably don't have tea in this dimension. . .
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>>168850
Ask Snek if we could go to the kitchen again, we want to see what Snek has to eat.
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>>168850
Equip Willow as our Headgear Armor again so they can chill out n stuff. Ask Snek if she knows this guy.
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>>168850
SAVE THE FLOWER
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>>168859
>>168862
Snek freaks the fuck out, obviously afraid of the creature.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168891
Punch the creature in the eye really hard
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>>168891
eat the thing
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>>168891
Use our God Slayer Tech: Instantaneous Decapitation Technique
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>>168891
THROW THE SNEK AT IT
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>>168900
>>168901
>>168906
You enter a battle with the creature and are given 3 options.
Attack
Defend
Skills
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Rolled 78, 13, 98, 11, 49, 72, 40, 44, 4, 65 = 474 (10d100)
>>168940
Attack with the might of ten thousand suns
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>>168940
Skills
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>>168940
Let's look at our skills
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>>168991
Try use equip its Eye
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>>168950
>>168955
You look at your skills, and then you're hit with a laser eye beam.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169090
Shatter flower pot and use shards to stab the monster in the eye
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>>169090
Grab Willow and use Wormhole.
If it blows everything up we want to take her with us.
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>>169105
this but wink at snek on our way out too.
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>>169109
>>169105
You use wormhole. Snek is upset, you should give her a call sometime, tell her you haven't been murdered by a weird goo creature.
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>>169179
Good thing we've got her number on the tour right?
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>>169200
Yes, you did.
You are now drifting through a wormhole, hopefully you'll stumble upon a new dimension that has snakes with boobs.
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>>169315
Equip the Eyeball-Lint monster as a new pair of shoes since its so tiny.
Blush and tickle one of Willow's tiny lil' petals.
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how are we supposed to contribute to this quest when the other guy is so much better at it
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>>169315
Land in a dimension full of Herbivores.
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>>169445
He's tsundere, we've succeeded.
Land somewhere already.
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>>169479
You land here, there's a tower to the right and a city to the left.
LOCATION: Dimension 72-PENIS
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>>169510
south
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>>169510
approach the cock tower
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>>169669
The thread isn't kill, hooray! Anyways, let's have a recap:
Last off you landed in dimension 31-UR MOM and met Snek, a large snake who you flirted with, and Willow, an asshole flower. After facing off with a grey blobby abomination, you land in dimension 72-PENIS.
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>>174336
>head for cocktower
>talk to willow and give it the nickname "wily"
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>>174697
You head towards the cocktower. Willow is not fond of that nickname.
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>>174772
Inform wily that's it's polite to take up the customs of a new dimension
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>>174786
Wily doesn't seem to agree. You have now entered the Cocktower.
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>>174847
look around for a light switch
Tell wily is cute when mad
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>>174860
this and also imply that snakes aren't the only thing that you're willing to bang
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>>174860
>>174875
Willow is taken aback by these statements. Relationship w/ Willow +1
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>>174972
Look around in the cocktower. If something looks suspicious take it with you.
Tell wily you always liked tsundere persons, so with not flirt with a tsundere flower?
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>>175024
Huh. I guess Willow noticed you being a weeb.
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>>175098
Tell wily to make me stop being Web with using weebspeech, since it'd be the only way to unweeb someone in my dimension.
Look up stairs, check for traps.
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>>175165
You check upstairs and OH SHIT A SLIME!
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>>175291
Kill it with fire !
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>>175331
Well you have your options right here.
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>>175410
Skills
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>>175473
I'll go with Punch Of A Thousand Suns.
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>>175493
This is possibly the last post for the night. I might make one more but who knows.
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>>175618
Skills
Let's give the flower beam a shot.
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Attack with your pointy elbows!
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>>175618
roll to seduce the slime
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>175753
boy I sure fucked that up
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Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>175618
Seduce the slime. Incidentally I had this idea separately from the other guy.
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>>175634
Flower Beam.
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Nice quest bro. Looking forward to next chapter.
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Rolled 7, 5, 3, 5, 10, 2, 2, 10, 2, 4 = 50 (10d10)
>>175634
FLOWER POWER
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>>176457
>>178257
>>175634
>>178480
fucked up and forgot the image kek
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>>178489
Ask Willow what she thought of that while giving her a big, proud grin. Flex, and ask her about her own combat prowess besides being an absolutely adorable companion and armor.
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>>178561
Are we gonna marry a flower?
Is that legal in this dimension?
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>>178561
Willow, as per usual isn't impressed.
>>178597
At this point, who knows?
Anyways, you leveled up!
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>>178642
All in Intelligence.
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So, what's next?
(OOC: I'm waiting for the What if RP to continue: >>177785 , I might as well join here)
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>>178677
Voting on what 2 stat points you want to put into your stats.
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>>178647
>>178677
You put the 2 points into intelligence! You feel smarter now.
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>>178766
Yeeeeesss..... I am now a Suuuuuper Geeinusss...
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>>178766
Keep walking.
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>>178971
You keep walking and you stumble upon a computer terminal and a door. Hmmmm.
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>>179022
Use Hack skill on terminal
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>>179022
The password is obviouslywillowisacutiepie
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Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>179022
roll to hack computer
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>>179067
and by "hack", I mean seduce
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OP?
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>>179088
>>179067
>>179052
You successfully "Hack" the computer, it's now in love with you. Willow is a bit jealous.
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>>179202
Install geento
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>>179202
ask the computer what it can tell you about this dimention
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>>179202
Taunt Willow and ask what does she mean by her words.
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This gonna be good.
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...if OP appears
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>>179228
>>179236
Good news, there is a city east of here. Annnnd she wants you to stick your USB in her?
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>>179294
It's a good thing you had a USB drive surgically grafted to you when you were twelve!
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>>179294
So go to that city.why you dont install geento?
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>>179294
Ask about cute robot snake dinosuars, or attractive rude talking robot potted plants
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>>179350
>>179312
>>179324
Willow is extremely upset with the computer. Huh.
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>>179387
instigate a computer/willow cat fight
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>>179294
Ask her to come with you to the city, upload her to your phone.
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>>179387
JEALOUS FLOWER
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>>179387
Eat that shit flower, please.
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>>179387
Go to the city.
we're gonna need to buy a USB Drive
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>>179444
Good trips.
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>>179387
I tell willow that if she doesn't behave she's goin down the wormhole again.
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>>179439
>>179398
>>179399
AND WILLOW COMES IN FOR THE SMACK DOWN!
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>>179482
But she cannot move
She is in a pot.
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>>179482
Save the computer from wrathful Willow. She might be useful later on.
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>>179482
Give Willow a smooch for defending your honor from Robo-Bitch whilist displaying their combat prowess. Keep it movin'.
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>>179482
Is thread kill?
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>>179527
Thread isn't kill, it just takes me a while to draw stuff because I'm adding color and such.
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>>179482
ROUNDHOUSE KICK THEM BOTH INTO OPPOSITE CORNERS.
THEY NEED TIME TO CHILL OUT.
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Huh. Turns out you were day-dreaming that epic match. You have the computer on your waist in a little pouch and Willow atop your head as usual and you're making your way to the city.
YOU ALSO LEARNED EXAMINE
You can head back to the cocktower at any time.
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>>179550
Blush and tell Willow that you really really appreciate her caring and asking. Ask how she's doing as we head to the city.
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>>179550
Head to the city, let's inquire to the name of our new digital companion.
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>>179550
Fuck the cocktower, head to the city. Take cute selfies with Willow on the way over
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>>179560
>>179581
Awwwwww, seems like Willow likes you~
Relationship w/ Willow +1
Overall Relationship w/ Willow = 3
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>>179632
We multi-dimensional Dating Sim now.
Japan will steal our ideas in no time.
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>>179632
what the fuck.
i this op so far, dis sum p gud quest, being able to work with what we got n work well, even if our stats and experience are basic. Nuce characters too. i hope we eventually guve snek a call before we eventually forget about her. how much does having willow and the sticker sffect our base stats anyway?
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>>179632
Onwards to town!
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>>179661
Sticker is for cosmetics while Willow and the computer provide skills. Willow is the reason why FLOWER BEAM??? works the computer is why EXAMINE exist.
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>>179646
i am insulted by this proposition, we are faithful, just really charming despite our charisma
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>>179662
This is gonna be the last post for the night guys! I'll be back tomorrow. Also, would you guys like me to make a twitter for this quest?
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>>179736
I don't personally care. Feel free to, I just float by.
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>>179736
Go for it.
Keep us updated.
Make sure Computer Runs it.
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>>179768
Seconded.
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>>179736
I think getting a twitter would be a good idea
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OP here, sorry there's no activity today, but I did make a twitter. https://twitter.com/ParanormalQST
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This is a map of Circuitville! The robot town you have recently entered with your newly acquired handheld computer friend and aggressive flower.
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>>187731
Head towards one of those question marks.
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>>187731
Go north
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>>187731
Onwards to the top question mark!
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>>187731
Go to the thing that resembles an upsidedown flag.
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>>187731
find the nearest fast food place and unplug that manager then steal all of their food
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>>192681
but anon robots don't eat
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