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A pig lass stands in the hall outside of the door she just exited, labeled PERSONNEL STORAGE LABS.
Her name is PIGLASS, and she's a bit nervous at the moment.
To her left, a reinforced door has been rigged with what appears to be some homemade explosives and not-so-homemade mines. Large metal poles have been sharpened and welded to the ground to make pikes. PIGLASS isn't completely sure, but she's under the impression that somebody behind it wanted everyone else to stay away.
To her right, the hall turns a corner.
What should she do?
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>>167272
Check around the corner.
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>>167284
PIGLASS gets the heck out of there! She ain't want anything to do with explosives!
Aw shit.
On the far wall, there are two doors, STORAGE and CANTEEN HALL. On the near wall, there is a RESTROOM.
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>>167333
See if there is anything useful in the storage.
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>>167333
Go puke in the toilet out of fear, then check storage for a broom
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>>167361
Ooh, it's dark in here.
PIGLASS enters the STORAGE ROOM. To the left, there are various plastic crates and barrels. The barrels seem to all be labeled STASIS GEL. The boxes are more assorted, there are a few labeled METAL REPAIR FILIMENT, a few labeled STASIS POD REPAIR PARTS, and a few labeled BATHROOM SUPPLIES.
In the back right corner, there is a chute built into the wall labeled ASSISTBOT DELIVERY.
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>>167383
PIGLASS doesn't see a broom, but she has a MOP in her INVENTORY.
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>>167398
empty a barrel down that chute to soften your landing, then down the chute you go
as a side notI never knew how uncomfortable pig cleavage could make me
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>>167409
PIGLASS is about to drag on of the heavy barrels to the chute, but she decides to take a look inside first. There's a dark platform on the bottom: the only way to go would be up. Dumping any gel would probably only make a huge mess.
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>>167448
Take the platform up
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>>167452
Against the safety advice printed on the front of the chute, PIGLASS climbs inside and starts looking for a button to ride the chute. She can't find one!
She hops up and down on the landing platform. It seems pretty sturdy. She also notices metal chain-like gripping indentations on the side. Maybe there's another platform that's supposed to come down, or something??? She gets the feeling that this wasn't designed for people, especially pig people, to use.
Up above, there is something in the dim light. It looks... stuck?
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>>167492
Keep clear. Operate chains manually.
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>>167492
Use the broom to unstuck it.
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>>167526
I mean mop.
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>>167497
PIGLASS gets clear and fiddles with the chain indentations. They start at the landing, and climb up the walls, but she can't get em to move. They seem pretty sturdy. They might be literally built into the wall.
(1/4)
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>>167529
>>167526
PIGLASS takes the MOP from her inventory. It's gotten her out of a jam before.
She holds the business end and wiggles the handle around the shaft. It clinks and clunks against the walls, but it's definitely hitting something...
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>>167593
Oh.
Something fell out.
(3/4)
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>>167603
Whatever it is, it must have been holding a bunch of ASSISTBOTS up the shaft. A stack of ASSISTBOTS fall down the shaft and pile up around the bottom.
PIGLASS is caught off guard by the loud noise, she jumps back and squeals. Thank god nobody was around to hear that, how embarrassing!
(4/4)
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>>167612
Kick one of the Assistbots to see if that gets one working, if not leave and head to the bathroom.
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>>167659
PIGLASS looks at the thing.
It's a small statuette. It looks like some sort of priest, like from the old days. However, this one is covered in weird looking eyes. What the heck?
PIGLASS pockets it, and her CONTACT LENS COMPUTERS register it in her inventory.
(1/2)
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>>167634
PIGLASS goes across the hall and walks into the BATHROOM. There is a sink + mirror in front of the door where she walked in, and a napkin and wastebin to the right.
The rest of the room is bathroom stalls. One of the lights seem to have gone out.
(2/2)
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>>167634
(Oh, forgot to kick the thing. PIGLASS can go back and do that after she's done in the bathroom.)
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>>167708
oh shit there's somebody in there
call out to them
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>>167776
PIGLASS gets on all fours to peek under the stalls.
Who? PIGLASS doesn't see anybody...
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>>167819
Sensually embarassing Pig Squawk while you're down there.
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>>167955
PIGLASS oinks sensually on the probably dirty bathroom floor. If there is somebody in here, she is going to be so embarrassed about it.
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>>167997
Open all the stalls. Poke the letters that say S I N K first though
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>>168014
PIGLASS attempts to poke at the letters, but simply pokes the bottom of an invisble counter. Confusingly, the letters are just a GAMING ABSTRACTION, a figment of PIGLASS' imagination to help her make hard to draw rooms easier to visualize and navigate.
PIGLASS kinda just stops caring and decides to check the rest of the stalls.
(1/2)
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>>168014
The rest of the stalls were open and boring, except one toilet where somebody forgot to flush. PIGLASS graciously flushed it for them. What a doll.
PIGLASS jiggles the door on the last stall. It doesn't open. That's weird.
PIGLASS's ears are ringing a little bit.
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>>168071
Climb up top and look into it.
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>>168071
Open the final door
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KICK THE DOOR OPEN
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>>168099
>>168094
>>168082
PIGLASS begins to climb over the door to get inside, but suddenly, the dead light flickers on and the door suddenly swings open!
PIGLASS squeals in surprise and nearly falls on her ass.
(1/2)
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>>168183
There is dark red goopy stuff in and around the toilet. It doesn't really look like poop and it smells a bit rusty. If it is poop, whoever made it should probably go see a doctor.
Also, there are weird looking diagrams carved into the wall, featuring multiple eyes. Spooky.
There is another bloody molar on the floor.
Since the light came on, PIGLASS' ears have stopped ringing.
(2/2)
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>>168191
Wipe the menstrual fluid all over the idol.
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>>168197
No. this is a bad Idea. Instead of that go to the canteen hall
Take the molar though, could be useful.
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>>168281
Also you said 'Another bloody molar'
Was there one earlier that I missed? Because I don't remember seeing any others around.
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>>168281
No, this is a bad idea, wipe menstrual fluid all over the idol and take the molar instead.
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>>168287
She's got another in her inventory. Wonder who is neglecting their dental hygiene.
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>>168281
>>168296
>>168197
PIGLASS is confused! She's torn between wiping the dark fluid on the IDOL and not doing that!
>>168287PIGLASS found another bloody molar in her locker in the first thread. The link is up in the OP.
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>>168340
Catch the idol before those mysterious squiggles assume direct control and wipe it over the menstrual fluid.
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>>168340
Bravely reach into the toilet to see if the bloody water is obscuring hidden secrets?
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>>168491
Hey I'm not saying we wipe the Idol on the menstrual fluid, I'm saying we wipe the menstrual fluid on the Idol. Its a difference. You imply space has something to do with eternal damnation and suffering aids
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>>168491
>>168394
>>168359
>>168517
PIGLASS is suddenly not sure about touching anything in the bathroom anymore. What if she's gets a disease or something? The stuff on the toilet doesn't really look like blood, even menstrual, it's way too dark and thick. But it smells like blood, and if it is, it looks extra gross. Those eye carvings on the wall and the rusty smell are making her head hurt a bit.
She kinda just wants to cut out in case the light flickers off again. This whole place being empty and rigged to blow is creeping her out, and she just wants to go home.
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>>168560
PIGLASS dunks the idol in the toilet! Suddenly, the light goes out again!
The edges of her vision get kind of dark, and she starts to hear murmuring. Her ears are ringing harder than ever now...
(1/2)
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>>168655
The idol is suddenly very hot, too hot to hold! PIGLASS squeals and drops it. It falls over, but then rights itself.
The dark fluid around the toilet start boiling into a mist. PIGLASS is kind of freaking out right now!
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>>168668
Throw a bloody molar at the idol so it can chill the fuck out and behave itself. This momma piggie has things to do so there's no time for all this foolin' about now. Spank, if necessary. Discipline is key to being a good mother.
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>>168678
PIGLASS is too freaked out to discipline the sassy idol!
Roll 1d10: if the result is 8 or more, PIGLASS regains enough control of her senses to punt the statuette.
Otherwise, she runs away squealing!!!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168806
I don't have confidence in my rolls very much desu
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168867
rolling for support, add my roll to Anon's!
EVERYONE SHARE YOUR ENERGY
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168867
Come on Piglass!!!!
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>>168875
>>168972
Only the first roll counts, sorry lads! It's up in the OP!
>>168867
PIGLASS doesn't have confidence at all desu!
She wets herself and runs squealing out the room like a wee piggy! AAAHHHH OH PIG GOD HELP MEEEEE
(1/3)
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PIGLASS runs screaming towards the CANTEEN HALL.
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>>169068
did we just piss ourselves..?
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PIGLASS fumbles with the KEY SENSOR, and after a second unlocks the door. She gets inside and slams the door shut behind her.
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>>169083
If you had lost the roll by just a little bit, PIGLASS might have made it out with a little bit of her dignity, but she lost the CHECK by half.
Kinda like a critical failure, but not as catastrophic. If you had rolled a 1, then it might have been catastrophic.
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>>169068
>>169118
Ah shucks, we blew it. Fan art tho.
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Also, I'm gonna call it right there for the night. I'll post the time for the next PIGLASS Quest on Twitter: @pl_quest.
Bye guys, thanks for playing!
>>169124
This is great senpai!
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>>182040
People on this board are really, really stupid sometimes.
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