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Post Appocalyptic Adventure Thing, part 5 2016-05-22 08:40:50 Post No. 166615
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Post Appocalyptic Adventure Thing, part 5 2016-05-22 08:40:50 Post No. 166615
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Oh shit nigger, you're a Wasteland Paladin in some Generic Post Apocalyptic Wasteland. Your mission is to protect the innocents, purge the heretics, kill the evil mutants, yadda yadda all that stuff.
But currently you're just loitering around the Paladin base, what do you do?
Roll 1d10, highest roll in a minute since the first reply gets picked.
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Oh and you just sent your son to infiltrate a necrobot base.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166615
punch self in face
switch to son
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166615
Punch son in face. Switch to self
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166615
Grab something to eat first at the cafeteria.
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>>166617
Youa re now Paladin Son. Your mission is to infiltrate the Necrobot base and get their technologies with only a tranq gun because your dad is a cheap bastard
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>>166624
Go get some food
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166624
Dad shows us a choice of companions
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166625
Oops
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166624
Eat some food at the cafeteria. You haven't eaten anything since forever.
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>>166626
"Alright, you get to choose between:
-Nothing
-A board with a face drawn on"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166633
choose the mystery box option
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166633
what about a weaboo? we need an otocon
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166633
Choose hot paladin girl
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166633
Mystery box
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>>166637
"What? Weeaboo paladin?"
"The katana is the bestest weapon ever"
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166646
well yeah for our sneak mission we need an otoku
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>>166649
"It's "otaku" you baka"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166646
Discuss waifus with this kindred spirit
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166651
Recruit him
LOCK IN
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166651
what ever fagadin, let's go
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>>166649
Throw that shit katana and switch to light saber
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>>166654
"Nah, the lock's out there"
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166659
nigga, just get in my party
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>>166662
"Why? Is it your birthday?"
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166665
yes
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>166665
just leave without the otoku
this is a sneaking mission after all
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166673
YOU'RE AMBUSHED BY A MUTANT PUPPY
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166673
Punch your face.
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>>166680
You come across dick justice remains.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166683
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>>166680
Get ambushed mutant kitty
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166680
Justice rains from above.
Then spider missiles.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166693
It licks youit actually has rabies
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>>166693
Pet it and pelt it.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166696
turns out that tongue was so powerful it launched you into space
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166696
Time to get a rabies shot.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166696
Suddenly fleas.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166704
Bug spray
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166704
woops, there goes all your blood
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>166711
Balls to the wall action.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166711
roll your eye
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166711
You pass out from the blood loss
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166711
Back to the mission
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166719
Alright enough distractions
get to the necrobot base
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166719
Necrobot paintball players on the lose.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166719
Try to ride the flea.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166731
Mutant Puppy and Flee follow you
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166731
find an airvent
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166736
Arrive at necrobot base
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>>166736
Kill that puppy
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166744
Use your ID to get in
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166744
It's actually a strip club
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>166749
Skip, I only prefer secret bases with strip club.
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>>166752
YOu skipped
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166753
Camp outside as if you are doing a seize
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>>166757
Roast your mutant puppy.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>166757
have a party, but weaboo isn't invited
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166757
barge your way in by using the puppy to lick you into the door
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166766
Alright, time to infiltrate
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>>166767
Alrighty then
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>166768
put on your necrobot mask so you don't have to sneak like a worm
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>166768
ring ring
Irs Mie Ling she checking up for some reason
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>166768
You have an amnesia because of head injury just now.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166774
No, it's his concussion
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>166774
hey dad how's mom?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166778
She died trying to make love with muties
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>166778
cry
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>>166781
Which is weird because you definitely remember mom being alive
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166784
Get back to the mission
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>>166784
Dad is actually his mom. He is a transvestite.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166784
I dream of a dream of time gone byyyyy
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>>166785
You can hear footsteps, somone's coming this way
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166789
it's a guard walking on his hands
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166789
it's actually your bro who you shared a room with
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166789
it's the new line of fembots
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>>166791
Ah yes, you remember him. Necrobot No.6792
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166793
yell out to him
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166793
He's actually just a human in a shitty necrobot disguise
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166793
play a joke on him
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166798
BROTHER?!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166802
Brother is the leader of the necrobots
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166802
YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THE NECROBOTS?
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>>166804
"The who in the what now?"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>166802
is he liquid necrobot?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166806
It was just an illusion, quick tranq him
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166806
Show us your true face, BROTHER
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166811
ENGAGE HIM IN CQC
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166811
make necrobot costume out of cardboard boxes, quick!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166811
envy his hair
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>>166814
This means you had to be shirtless for some reason
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166820
Grab him and throw him to the floor
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166820
Kick his ass so much that you turn him intoLiquid
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166820
go pants less, he's not wearing pants, why should he have all the fun?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166820
It's time to DUEL.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166826
that's better, lather yourself in oil
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166830
Now drop some beets.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166830
Quick call for help
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>166830
Grab the robot by behind and inject him with nanomachines
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166830
CHOKE SLAM HIM
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166837
Use your slickness to grease up his roboparts
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>>166837
It's called being alive DAd
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166837
Eat penis shaped health bar
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166837
CQC the robot and inject him with nanomachines
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166844
He melts into a normal human
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166845
and his name is Solidass
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166844
he melts in to a snek
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>>166845
Who is also not wearing shirts or pants.
Yep.
Just too almost naked oily dudes grappling eachother who also happens to be related. Nothing wrong here.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166853
Interrogate him
Ask why he became a necrobot
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166853
Smooch his beautiful mouth faggot.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>166853
WHERE'S THE GOLD!?
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>>166853
Ask your BROTHER how he feels right now, and how we'll find MYRELyour ex
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166857
fug
roll
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166855
In a non-gay brotherly way of course
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>>166855
Oh c'mon, it's not THAT beautiful
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>>166859
With lots of tongue ofcourse.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166861
how could you resist those fabulous lips
DO IT
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166861
It's too beautiful. You pass out
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166861
Give him your spare sneaking suit and go find your necrobot ex in the ladies bathroom
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166861
do it to make your dad mad, I mean we're not gay but that what a white teenage girl would and who are we to not follow such and example.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>166861
Lick it in a creepy manner.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166868
we still sneaking with oiled up brother dragging us through the vents
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166868
You wake up to find you are a necrobot.
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What happened to necron bro?
Did I miss thread?
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>>166876
This is necro bro
You missed a thread
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>>166876
he was so purged he became human again with a mullet and eye patch.
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>>166882
>looking like snake
>fate worse than death
What are you on about sonny?
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>>166882
RULES OF NATURE!
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>>166871
Indeed.
It;s jsut that the vents have no lights
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166888
You wake up in the brig
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166888
Move towards that weird smell
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>>166890
THAT WEIRD SMELL IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THENECRO GEAR
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>>166890
Oh yes, let's move over there to that weird smell.
Man, these vents are really spacious
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166891
fug, forgot roll again
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>166892
The weird smell is an old used up teddy
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>166891
There's an opening in the vents, and you can see the necro gear clearly, but also your old bot nemesis, Ocebot
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>>166894
Oh man it is. Let's examine it more clearly in this completely dark vent
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>166897
yes clearly the features are well defined
Add to inventory
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>166897
Why are we in the vent again?
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>>166899
And so you did
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166901
Turn on light which you have on your suit
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166901
Call up the samurai paladin
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166901
Keep crawling until you find an opening
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>166901
You wake up in the Brig
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>>166902
YOu discarded your clothes when you CQC'd your brother, rememberrrrrWelp, I gotta go now, won't be back in 2-3 hours. Will have to put thread on hold until then. Sorry bout that.
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>>166907
rip in peace op
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>>166907
Have a nice rest OPerino
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Aight, who' still here
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Me
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>>166986
me
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>>166986
me baybeh
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>>166986
better get cracking on that drawing son, less you want super with the cowfolk.
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>>166908
>>166989
>>166990
>>166991
Well that's enough
Probably
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>166995
the vent breaks we fall on top of Ocebot with our brother oiled up and spilling the spegehtti
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>>166997
well no point rolling now
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>>166997
This
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>>167000
not with those trips
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167001
All three of you realize you're wearing the same underwear
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167001
I don't see the meat balls
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>>167006
They're right heerrrreeee
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167007
Eat the spaghetti to regain your stamina
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167007
Ocebot engages brother and you in a duel
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167007
they beef or turkey or pork? Ocebot is jewish, this might affect things
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167016
then we remember dear ol unca' scrooge
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167016
level up
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167016
Surprise skeleton cameo
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>>167019
again? we will never have a continuity where they don't show up, it's a blessing and a curse.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167020
find the mystery box ... what's your name again? said the encased skull
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167020
Steal dead skeleton skull
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>>167025
he wasn't in disguised as that Weaboo samurai paladin?
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>>167025
Ah yes, you're in the Artifact Room.
Right next to The Skull of The Traitor is the Glasses of the Weeaboo One
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>>167026
Nah, other paladin would sure notice that he's a skeleton. Their swords would glow or some shit.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167027
blame plot!
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>>167030
Yeaaaah...wonder who could that be...sounds like a crook...an incredibly handsome and cool crook.....anyway, mission, yes
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167035
Roll around until you find a safe spot. No one can spot you while you're rolling
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167027
Those are just spare glasses. He cant be dead. I bet there is a skeleton hideout of some sort. But thats a story for other time.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167035
I'm getting call it's Mei Ling again
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167044
The fat Necrobot spots you. Why did they make fat ones?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167044
What a useful cardboard box you found it basically renders you invisible!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167044
now do a trick to confuse like throwing your voice or something
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>>167047
"I thought becoming a necrobot would mean I won't be fat anymore"
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167053
bully him for being fat
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167053
we both didn't get what we wanted, RIGHT MIE LING!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167053
"I guess you're just big roboned"
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167060
He's so demotivated that he just lets you pass
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167060
call him a faggot and give him a robo-wedgie
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167060
Rage mode activated. All nectobots alerted. ABORT!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167060
Whats your brother doing?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167060
oil him up
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167069
It sets an arm off
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167069
plot
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167075
Fat necrobot activates berserk modboss fight music starts playing
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167075
Horry shieto
the need alarm went off find some boxes quick while summersaulting
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>>167078
supposed to say nerd alarm* I'm keeping my roll
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>>167078
Because that's what every stealth game needs.
Ninja flips
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167080
just a flipping box nothing out of the ordinary here
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167080
You land in a oil puddle
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167080
You flip into the necro bot secret room
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>>167082
"Yep"
"Totally normal"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167088
You flip all the way to the next boss room!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167088
plot bam! Onomonpias every where
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167088
A box necrobot appears!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167096
light turns on its
....
!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167096
This is a fat necrobot in berserk mode
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167096
The boss is a giant box with legs.
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>>167100
DUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167111
Go around and turn him off because boxes cant move
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167111
along with the leader of the necrobots, robogreg
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167111
Use him to hide from necrobots.
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>>167118
DUN DUN DUN
Again!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167122
Along with robo Justice Duck
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167122
Use your tranq gun
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167122
Fug
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>>167123
even more DUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167126
Luckily you're just a box so they can't see you
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167126
Engage using CQC
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167126
Stop smoking that shit! Get back to work!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167131
On your way out, tranq them
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167131
They notice you out of no where and the room locks down.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167131
Necrobox knows a box. You arent a box
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167136
The box is destroyed revealing nothing as you are already behind them
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167136
Suddenly paladad and his bros show up to save you!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167139
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167142
tranq all three of them quickly while saying "nothing personnel" each time
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167142
Pull robo box's self destruct lever.
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>>167143
And all your darts were immediately vaporized by RoboGreg
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167147
Battle robo greg with CQC
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167147
Its dinner time. Greg leaves. Duck and Box stay
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>>167151
Sure.
If you can actually get close to him
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167157
Just walk out the door, it's not like a box can chase you, right?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167157
Initate epic dodge manuevers
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167157
Roboduck uses Incinerate
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>>167161
ANd it's coming straight at you!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167168
Check our inventory to see what we have.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167168
Block with manly chest!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167168
Necrobox transforms into a giant robot with missile launchers and machine guns
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167168
Eat cooked duck
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>>167172
Now roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
90-100: Success
20-89 : Failure
2-19 : Great Failure
1 : Instadeath
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Rolled 65, 27 = 92 (2d100)
>>167180
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Rolled 87, 17 = 104 (2d100)
>>167180
scream out "I'm fucking invincible" while doing so
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Rolled 66, 80 = 146 (2d100)
>>167180
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Rolled 27, 80 = 107 (2d100)
>>167180
welp
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Rolled 100, 49 = 149 (2d100)
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Rolled 87, 14 = 101 (2d100)
>>167180
I got this
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>>167188
Oh baby, a 100
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>>167190
but you didn't reply to the image!
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>>167193
True story
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>>167183
>17
You are gravely wounded
>>167188
A 100 too late
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167200
quick, eat the nicely cooked duck embedded in your chest to recover health!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167200
Necrobro betrays the necro bots and helps you!
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>>167203
this
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>>167203
Too bad the hit was so great it disintegrated the duck and set you on fire.
You're dying
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167212
tell dad we fucked up big time
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167212
Your bro pees on you to put it out
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167212
Set the base on fire.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167212
Use sheer force of will to put out the fire
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167212
ring ring
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167221
While you are at it dad, can you please pretend to be Chinese please
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167221
He patches into the save line so you can save, that way you can reload if you die and experience the excruciating death by fire all over again
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167221
The flame dies out.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167231
Press the "PUCK" button to see what it does
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>>167231
Common daaaaad
your brother gets in on this while putting you out
common dad be a sport
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
The necrobots recapture you and reconvert you.
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>>167234
YOu are immediately hit with a hockey puck
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167244
Suddenly dear Brother bursts in and pours a water bucket on you
"IT'S NOT OVER YET"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167244
Can we play Paladad again?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167251
stop drop and roll
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167251
You incinerate again. Huh.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167251
now for Real Justice Duck and Justice Dick. they were hiding too
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167258
Inject yourself with nano machines to heal yourself. Call dad and say fuck you you're an fagit.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167261
this
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>>167262
It's because he cares
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167264
hug teddy for comfort and to up your psyche
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAILURE OF MAN" at your dad.
Inject nano machines into yourself to heal.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167274
Inject nano machines
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167264
no dad I'm not a fag I'm a proud Trans robot but victim, I will complain about you on twitter
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>>167275
And so you did. Into the bear.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167281
eat bear
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167281
it somehow becomes your new skin because nanomachines
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167281
Inject nano machines into yourself
The bear is now sentient
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167291
oh fug dad's going to be mad you're basically a furry now
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167291
Kill yourself
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167291
yes new power rises from our cuteness
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167291
Gaining bear strength you rip up the box
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167291
Ingect more nano machines into ourself
>>
>>167294
"FUCKING FURFAG" followed by a stare of great dissapointment
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167304
Paladad joins your mission out of fear of embarrassment
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167304
You gotta find a way to cure yourself quick
Hurry to the next room and try to find anything the necrobots might have that will fix you
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167304
start yiffing at everything, lets switch back to dad to cleanse our son... again
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167304
Tear off skin
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167304
"Dad you're being unBEARable"
>>
>>167309
You are now Paladad. Your son has gone from a homo necrobot to a nonhomo man and then into something far worse than a heretical mechanical abomination to life itself, a furfag.
You must now cleanse him again. Preferably with fire. Lots of fire.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167315
Find your son then RIP AND TEAR
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167315
His peers heckle him
>>
>>167320
"GODDAMN WHY IS YOUR SON SUCH A HOMO"
"YEAH WHAT A FAG"
"THE JEWS DID THIS"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167324
You bring the most fiery of flamethrowers for the cleansing.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167324
This time you have to inject a permenant "nonfag" nanomachine into him
>>
>>167327
And so you did
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167324
Punch Yourself
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167337
start cleansing anything with fur, scales or feathers
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167337
Switch back to your son and tear off your teddy bear skin and inject yourself with nano machines
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167337
burn animals and shit in your way just for fun
>>
>>167339
And so you burned everything with fur, scales or feathers as you make your way to the Necrobot base. An event that would later be referred to many years later as the Great Fire Trail of the Year Whogivesafuck when thousands of mutants and animals died in flames.
>>
>>167349
Back to your son.
Inject nano machines after throwing yourself into the fire again
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167349
hey that dead animal smell good!
take a break and eat some of your cooked victims
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167349
kick down the door and continue cleansing the inside of the base
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Burn your son and inject nano machines
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167367
Trip and burn yourself to death
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167367
your too late, your son isn't there anymore
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167367
Find son having a tea party with his brother
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167367
use the heads of the necrons to draw the face of stalin your hero
>>
>>167370
You tripped and burned the ground. Alllll the way down to hell. And met Death.
>>
>>167377
NOOO YOU BASTARD
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167377
Say "I am death now" and burn him
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167377
ask for your son
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167377
Death molests paladad
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167377
set flamethrower settings to 'set the world on fire' and cleanse him
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167377
Death offers you a drink for all the dead people you've sent to him.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167377
Hey death nice place you've got
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167377
Point flame gun at face and pull the trigger hard. The petrol and napalm combination is pumped onto you as flames engulf you
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167404
is piss
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167404
Tell him if you accidentally send your son here trying to cleanse him, make sure he stops acting like such a fag
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167404
That was magical drink, you are now death.
You are immortal and you have special powers.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167404
continue cleansing also our son fucked off to somewhere to escape our wrath
>>
>>167413
There was alot of burning that day
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167419
Including himself
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167419
Find son having a tea party with brother
>>
>>167422
Him who?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167429
Including
GRANDAD NECROBOT
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167429
Yes, including doctor Who
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167429
Paladad
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167429
Your brother who is a dark paladin.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167443
Steal his ride and leave hell
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167443
You find your son and ask whats the meaning of this
>>
>>167451
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW THAT INJECTING A TEDDY BEAR WITH NANOMACHINES WOULD FUSE IT WITH MYSELF BECOMING MY SECOND SKIN"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167453
Bring him to paladin base to fix him again
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167453
burn him and the necrobox, cant tolerate any heresy here
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167453
WHY WOULD YOU INJECT RANDOM TEDDY BEAR YOU FOUND IN ENEMY BASE WITH NANOMACHINES IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167453
Burn him and then inject him with normal skin building nanomachines
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167453
Burn him and fix his skin again
He'll fulfill your MGS fanfiction whether he likes it or not!
>>
>>167458
"THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING. THIS IS WHY MOM LEFT"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167464
Shut up son
Stop being a faggot and pretend you're David Hayter
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167464
considering how much of a faggot he is being right now, he probably needs more fire
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167464
Inject him with non-homo non-furry nano bots
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167466
And inject with nanomachines again
>>
>>167466
"FINE GEEZ...Ahem.....pretend to be Hayer.....oookayyy........FUUUUUCK YOU KOJIMA I WROTE XMEN 2! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL MOVIE DIRECTOR EVEN THOUGH YOUR GAMES ARE BASICALLY SHITTY MOVIES ANYWAYYYYYYYYYY"
>>
>>167474
Inject yourself with nano machines
>>
>>167474
"That's my hetero boy"
Now fix his skin and give him his previous appearance
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167474
extinguish him to see if the furry has been burned
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167476
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167474
A flock of ducks dive bombing at Necrobots.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167474
Switch to mom, whereever she is
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167477
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167474
Turns out the furry part if him is fire proof
>>
>>167482
in a grave
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167476
>>
>>167478
"Thanks dad. I get to live in agonizing pain, again"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167495
Inject nanomachines to repair him and also make him not a faggot
>>
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167495
The furry part is a parasite and the only way to get rid of it is to kill your son
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167495
Time to look handsome again son
-Eyepatch
-Mullet
-Fixed skin
Give him skin strengthening nanomachines
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167495
You found auto-doc and you are now darth vader
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167495
INJECT THE NANOMACHINES INTO Him
>>
>>167502
THIS
>>
>>167511
What up my islandnigger
>>
>>167501
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167518
Oh please, you've come this far horrifically scarring your son without killing him, you can readily kill a stupid parasite without killing him
Kill the fucking parasite
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167527
Your son dies because it was attached to his brain
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167527
damn that's a sweet kill
You deserve a level up
>>
>>167534
Necromom is observing all of this through security cams with extreme disappointment
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167545
Inject self with nano machines
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167545
Memories of love for husband and son coming back?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167545
Dad and Son do more stupid shit on camera, other necrobots are watching and it's a great embarrassment for her
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167545
Come out of there and confront your husband
He doesn't get to boss around your son
If he's gay, there's nothing wrong with that
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167545
sue dad for lack of child support
>>
WE NOW HAVE A WAIFU
OP IS BTFO
>>
>>167558
Exactly, we manipulated OP into getting a waifu for Paladad
>>
>>167548
Memories of who in the what now
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167563
Memories of... hey look your son is handsome again!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167563
Call in your palabros to take over the necro base now
>>
>>167563
"LOVE FOR YOU AND OUR SON, YOU DUMB PALADIN" shouts necromom through surveillance systems
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167563
Headshot from nowhere. Helmet flies off head.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167572
FUCK WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THE DICE
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167595
It turns out a life time of near death experiences have given you an immunity to being hurt a lot giving you a super healing factor
>>
>>167597
FINALLY WE SEE PALADAD's FACE
>>
>>167610
We've already seen it though
>>
>>167611
Its been a while since the worm
>>
>>167597
Klang
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167616
necrobox is still there though
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167616
He dons an eyepatch and a bandana and he looks like Old Snake
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167616
Grab helmet midair and put it back on
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167616
Oh Shit, It's his mother.
>>
>>167617
Oh right
>>
>>167630
It gets eaten by a giant worm
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167630
Robo greg is there also looking annoyed
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167638
Necrobox stands up revealing that the rest of his body was buried underground all along.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167638
Necroduck bursts from your son's stomach
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167638
>"Alright son, time to prove your salt, let's deal with these fags"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167638
Do the cleansing paladin procedure of burning them to death so they become a human and a giant box, because that's how fire works in this world
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167638
suddenly enough lasers and bullets to rival bullet hells
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167638
Your dad puts on an eyepatch and a bandana
Alright son, time to destroy Necro Gear
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167654
kick him in the groin
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167654
Greg ascends to his ultimate form too
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167654
get into the pala mecha
>>
>>167655
Klank
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167667
Necrobox uses CLAP!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167667
It actually really hurts
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167667
It's a critical hit and causes him to have a meltdown
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167667
Necrobox fires crotch a rocket at you.
>>
>>167671
Your foot aches
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167677
Meanwhile your son has sneaked behind the robot and is currently climbing on its head, hoping to deactivate it
Keep distracting it, now with a bandana and an eyepatch since things are serious
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167677
The pain only makes you stronger and triggers your paladin overlord powers
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167677
Necro box retaliates by becoming necro box prime!!!
>>
>>167680
Well you got its attention
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167690
Greg spots pala son and shoots him!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167690
Light a cigar and flip it off
beware for any attacks though
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167690
Suddenly shoulder rockets.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167690
Eyepatch lets you analyze its weak point
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167690
son gets into close combat with greg on top of necrobox
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167690
Necromom is worried for her son and husband
>>
>>167695
"FUCK"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167710
Use high mobility from being naked to climb while dodging all shots
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167710
Son quickly climbs up the robot and CQCs Greg
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167710
You guys are kinda fucked.
Says Necrofat
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167710
use "that" sword
>>
>>167717
Immediately your sons called him a fat nerd.
Oh hey look it's your bigger disappointment of a son
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>167727
Tell necro fat if he helps the paladins can make him thin.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167727
But at least neither of them are as disappointing as necrofat.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167727
Son #2 fires a rocket at Greg and Son #1 safely climbs on the bot
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167734
>>
>>167739
"Really?"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167727
mom appears
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167741
Yes
Now fuck Greg's shit up you fat shit
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167741
"No" everyone laughs at him
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167741
Yes, really.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167741
Yes
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167741
he accept but in his human form is a fat girl
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167759
Necrofat opens up revealing 2 Necromidgets.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>167759
Alright actually we'll help you. Fatshaming is just a step towards your goal.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167759
While they're laughing, Son #1 CQCs Greg, and Son #2 goes into the NECRO GEAR
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167759
he self destructs out of shame, killing your greater failure of a son
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167759
Poor necrofat
Anyways, use the distraction to destroy the robot
>>
>>167764
Which one?
lol
>>
>>167769
the previously negrobot one
>>
>>167764
"Which o-- Ooh, good one >>167769, anon. I like you. Like the non disapointment of a son I never had"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167780
Throw necrofat at Boxbot while he activates self destruct
>>
>>167780
Thanks Paladad, you're good too
>>
>>167781
"why is everyone so mean"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167791
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167791
YOU GOTTA A FRIEND IN ME
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167791
Dont you know this is how the cool guys be nice?
>>
>>167791
hold an early funeral procession
>>
>>167801
"YOU GUYS ARE JERRRRKKKSSSSSssss......"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167818
Greg appears out of the robot's wreckage, pissed
Now all 3 of you have to CQC him to death
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167818
Necrogreg is back from lunch
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167818
this angers greg, several spells fired
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167818
NecroMom Joins the fray and gives Greg a stern talking to.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167841
You are ok ofc
Bring the fight to Greg
Maybe your pala raygun can destroy him
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167841
GOod thing no one was standing there retard
>>
>>
>>167843
Mayyybe
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167856
Cast fist
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167856
Greg goes super saiyan.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167856
Destroy only his head, if he's your ex-wife's adoptive son they you wouldn't want to kill him
or else she'll nag about it
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167856
Cast dissapointed dad
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>167856
necromom comes out yelling at all of you for messing up her nice carpeting she just cleaned (also turns out she leads the necrobots)
>>
>>167860
Fist blocked
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167875
Try the other fist
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167875
All 3 of you simultaneously punch him
He can't block 3 punches, right? Right guys?
>>
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167875
Cast one thousand Fist.
>>
>>167877
Klank
>>
Ayylmao
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>167890
Milkshakes anyone?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167890
Your sons start pummeling him too
>>
>>167893
"No, fatbot, you goddamn nerd"
"Yeah, shut up fatass"
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>167903
SUDDENLY CLONE TROOPERS UNDER THE COMMAND OF ANAKIN ARRIVE AND BATTLE THE NECROBOTS. THEY THINK THE NECROBOTS ARE SEPARATISTS
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>167921
Greg is only left with his head
Necromom comes out and gives cookies to everyonecept necrofat, fuck him
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167921
You keep pummeling until he's just a pile of dust
>>
>>167926
"Oh please, it's not gonna be that easy"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167936
why you gotta be so difficult man
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167936
Call in the rest of the paladins for backup.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
WE DO THIS
>>167913
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167936
That's like, your opinion, man...
>>
>>167943
Damn, your communicator got disabled
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>167966
Disable his hand
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>167966
Have everyone call at once he only has 2 hands there's 3 of us
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167966
Son #1 fires tranq darts at him while Son #2 throws all his wrestling oil on Greg
>>
>>167969
He disables your disabling of his hand
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>167988
disable his disabling of our disabling
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>167988
Son #2 disables his disabling of your disabling of his hand
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>167988
Tranq him while he's distracted
>>
>>167993
Now roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-10: Great Failure
11-50: Failure
61-80: Succes
81-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 33, 28 = 61 (2d100)
>>168017
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>168017
COME ON
GIVE ME SOME NICE NUMBERS
>>
Rolled 96, 25 = 121 (2d100)
>>168017
>>
Rolled 37, 4 = 41 (2d100)
>>168017
>>
Rolled 25, 39 = 64 (2d100)
>>168017
>>
Rolled 7, 44 = 51 (2d100)
>>168017
>>
>>168027
The tranq round was disintegrated
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168050
Paladad punches him with his chainsaw fist while son fires another round
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168050
The other brother oils him up while he's distracted being distracted
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168050
Paladad goes super saiyan
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168050
Suddenly ducks with bombs strapped on them.
>>
>>168055
Chainsawfist engaged
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-5: Great Failure
6-30: Failure
31-80: Succes
81-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 87, 88 = 175 (2d100)
>>168070
DESTROY
DE
STR
OY
>>
Rolled 84, 64 = 148 (2d100)
>>168070
>>
Rolled 46, 67 = 113 (2d100)
>>168070
RIP AND TEAR!!!!
>>
Rolled 94, 70 = 164 (2d100)
>>168070
>>
>>168088
woops
>>
>>168088
Calm your tits, it's way too late anyway.
>>
>>168090
DELETE IT NOW
BEFORE OP SEES
>>
>>168074
You managed to disabled his left arm
>>
>>168093
Oh right...
k den
It's just that we don't get many great successes in these threadsespecially about waifus
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168100
Pause the fight for a second to eat a snack, pool your inventories together
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168100
Son fires his shot
while OtherSon runs off to the mounted turrent on the other side
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168100
HOWEVER, GREG USES HIS REMAINING ARM TO KNOCK ALL OF US BACK DOWN
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168100
Shout paradoxes while hitting him with his arm.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168100
Give wedgie to necrogreg.
>>
>>168113
That's a pretty nice suggestion, but they are technically humans in robot bodies, that doesn't work
>>
Kiss him
>>
>>168113
So you swung the arm at him, intending to smack him while yelling paradoxes
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-5: Great Failure
6-40: Failure
41-90: Succes
91-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 53, 81 = 134 (2d100)
>>168128
Great success, Borat style
>>
Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d100)
>>168128
fuck him up senpai
>>
Rolled 64, 73 = 137 (2d100)
>>168128
Combo it into a suplex
>>
Rolled 81, 76 = 157 (2d100)
>>168128
OMAE WA MO SHINDERU
>>
>>168128
Rolled 70,1 (2d100)
Dropkick
>>
>>168136
"Actually, we're not actually total robots but humans that gained a superior mechanical body so paradoxes don't w--"
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168155
SON GOES FOR THE WOMBO COMBO
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168155
Hold his remaining arm behind his back and pin him.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168155
Oil him up, bro2
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168155
Necroboss finally shows up "The fuck?"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168178
The oil fucks up his circuits
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168178
twist his head off
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168178
Throw a match on him
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168178
Time to break out the holy flammenwerfer
>>
>>168182
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-90: Failure
91-100: Sucess
>>
Rolled 39, 11 = 50 (2d100)
>>168210
PRAISE JESUS TAKING THE WHEEL
>>
Rolled 25, 73 = 98 (2d100)
>>168210
>>
Rolled 33, 96 = 129 (2d100)
>>168210
shit...
>>
Rolled 68, 65 = 133 (2d100)
>>168210
It's time
>>
>>168217
Ahhh shit
>>
Rolled 55, 37 = 92 (2d100)
>>168210
>>
Rolled 68, 52 = 120 (2d100)
>>168210
>>
>>168219
Whoops, all that oil made you slip
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168234
Makes sense, throw a match at him
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168234
You accedently spark the oil alight via that slip
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168234
Break out the holy flammenwerfer.
>>
>>168239
BUT DID YOU?!
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-85: No
86-100: Yes
>>
Rolled 92, 14 = 106 (2d100)
>>168250
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>
Rolled 46, 50 = 96 (2d100)
>>168250LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>>
Rolled 35, 92 = 127 (2d100)
>>168250
Pls yes
>>
Rolled 69, 42 = 111 (2d100)
>>168250
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Rolled 76, 39 = 115 (2d100)
>>168250
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>>168257
aaaand nope. Nothing happened
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168294
Clearly he's scared still by the oil.Go for the nanobot tranq
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168294
He's so bored he lights on fire!
>>
>>168299
And another tranq round was shot by your son
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-10: Great Failure
11-45: Failure
46-90: Succes
91-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 92, 51 = 143 (2d100)
>>168323
Your son is a disappointment
>>
Rolled 92, 80 = 172 (2d100)
>>168323
It turns him back into normal GregAlso I think it's safe to say the thread's slowly dieing
>>
>>168328
I was taking a bath, I'm here now
This thread is not dying as long as I'm breathing
>>
>>168326
This time, he is slightly less of a disappointment as he actually hit his target.
Unfortunately this is a boss battle so he'll need a few more hits to tranq him
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168348
Keep firing
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168348
Distract robogreg with more flashy moves
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168348
Chaff him
>>
>>168353
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-15: Great Failure
16-55: Failure
56-90: Succes
91-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 50, 28 = 78 (2d100)
>>168370
We've got this nigger
>>
Rolled 2, 91 = 93 (2d100)
>>168370
pew pew
>>
Rolled 66, 65 = 131 (2d100)
>>168370
Will that failure of a son be lucky twice in a row?
>>
Rolled 99, 99 = 198 (2d100)
>>168370
>>
>>168380
hohhhh shit
>>
>>168380
Oh shieeet
>>
>>168380
Holy fuck anon
Holy fuck
>>
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>>168380
My mind can't fathom these quads
>>
>>168380
AW SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>168376
Turns out, yes. Only a few more.
>>168380
Niiice.5 secs too late though
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168399
Throw a chaff
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168399
Should we let the other failure to try and shoot?
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168399
Damn
Shoot him again
>>
>>168405
Your other failure of a son throws a chaff grenade
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-20: Great Failure
21-60: Failure
61-90: Succes
91-100: Great Success
As both your disappointments are wearing nothing but underwear, don't think about where they kept their weapons
>>
Rolled 32, 51 = 83 (2d100)
>>168427
>>
Rolled 57, 98 = 155 (2d100)
>>168427
>>
Rolled 28, 59 = 87 (2d100)
>>168427
Pls
>>
Rolled 85, 20 = 105 (2d100)
>>168427
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>>168434
Nobody reply!!
>>
Rolled 65, 86 = 151 (2d100)
>>168427
Don't fuck up
>>
Rolled 79, 5 = 84 (2d100)
>>168427
>>
>>168436
You fucked up a winning roll bruh
>>
>>168436
delet
>>
>>168436
RoboGreg saw that one coming and disintegrated the chaff grenade.
And knocking out both of your failures
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168463
Knock out his failures in revenge
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168463
AAARRRRGHHHHGHFGHGGHHDJDJ!!!?!??
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168463
The failures recover
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168463
WAKE UP BOSS
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
Necromom bursts into room and rushes to save her children>>168463
>>
>>168476
Meanwhile, anon gets really angry
>>
>>168490
Quick shoot the final tranq bullet while he's distracted
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168490
Damn let's sit down and watch this unfold
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>168490
Explosionnnnn!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>168495
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168495
Do this
>>
>>168496
Whoops, door's locked
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168514
Angry anon rushes in with his power of criticsm! Friend and foe all take damage!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168514
mutant puppy licks necromom inside
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168514
Unlock the door damn it
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168514
Necromom uses a Necrosandwich to bust the door down
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>168514
Let's really just appreciate how mad this guy is
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>168514
Solid Failure wakes up to try and shoot Greg.He fails miserably and hits anon.
>>
>>168518
Too bad he was too angry to aim properly and just slammed himself into the wall without hitting anybody
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168542
Just fire the last tranq bullet ffs
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168542
Explosion!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168542
damn what a spectacle
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168542
Greg's annoyed of this 1v3 bullshit and summons Necro Skeleton Squad+ Necro Jojo
>>
>>168546
Your failure of a son is knocked out though so he can't fire any tranqs right now
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168569
You do it dad, shit you're sounding like a lazy failure yourself now
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168569
slap his shit
wake up you useless piece of shit son
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168569
Justice Dick arrives! He is angry from the death of Justoce Duck!
>>
>>168571
And so paladad retrieved the tranq gun from....the place where it was kept, ahem.
In other unrelated news. Paladad no longer like Anon like the son he never had.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168604
S-sorry Paladad, I-I just got carried away...
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168604
Paladad put his hand on his sons crotch. He is now a fag and incestuous. All Paladin abilities revoked
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168604
ENGAGE GREG IN CQC
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168604
One shot, one kill
>>
>>168618
[tension rising]
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168641
Get close and inject the tranq into his neck
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>168641
go for ultra groin kick
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168641
Greg is actually going out with robomom.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168641
THIS IS THE BOSS FIGHT
SNAKE EATER PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUNDpls forgive
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>168641
Get him in a choke then fire a tranq in his throat
>>
>>168645
Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-5: Great Failure
6-30: Failure
31-80: Succes
81-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 73, 51 = 124 (2d100)
>>168671
IT AIN'T ME
>>
Rolled 49, 98 = 147 (2d100)
>>168671
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER
>>
Rolled 12, 34 = 46 (2d100)
>>168671
[London bridge is falling down starts playing]
>>
Rolled 69, 58 = 127 (2d100)
>>168671
WHAT A THRIIIIIIIIIIIIL
>>
Rolled 12, 67 = 79 (2d100)
>>168671
>>
Bump limit op
>>
>>168673
Success!one more hit and he's out
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168697
GREGBOT GETS ANGRY
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168697
Both sons wake up to give him a dual punch knockout
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168721
Calm your tits faggot
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168721
PALADAD GETS ANGRY
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168721
GREGBOT REGROWS HIS RIGHT ARM OUT OF ANGER
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168721
GregBot final form is Metal Gear Gregx
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168755
while he regrows the right arm, chop off the left one
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168755
HE CALLS IN HIS MECH
METAL GEAR... JOJO?!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168755
Dude, like, chill, don't take it so personallythe fags finally wake up btw
>>
9 posts till limit
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>>168761
Metal gear?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168810
It's 1 km tall
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168810
You won't stand for this shit
Wake up your son and go on your own Metal Gear
METAL GEAR DIO
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168810
Oh fug
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168810
He starts launching nukes
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168810
The Paladins have their own mech that they salvaged from the basement of a restaurant
>>
>>168817
*Wake up your sons
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>168810
Paladins get the mutant chef's mecha to you.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168810
Metal Gear Jojo is actually made of cardboard and it starts to rain.
>>
>>168820
Yes, using it's SuperTacticalAtomicRocketPoweredTrebuchetIntelligentNuclearUnitMount
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168860
oh fug
AWAKEN MY SONS
>>
>>168873
YES
OUR MECH IS THE FAMED
METAL GEAR SOPHALLUSANTHROPUS
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>168860
All of Gregbot's weapons are actually made of tin foil and cardboard, so we punch them with ease
>>
>>168873
Huh... well shit
>>
>>168873
But it's too late
>>
>>168883
Are we ded OP?
>>
>>168883
It is :(
>>
Bump limit reached. Thread sinking!
Criticle! Criticle!
>>
>>168864
Just getting our references outta the way
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>168894
critical misspelling
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168908
Make a new thread already OP
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168908
It works pretty well considering their half naked
Anyways I guess, catch the nuke or something
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168908
Robogreg takes his mask off. It's the "friend" character from 20th century boys.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>168908
Summon that mutant mecha that got the spaceman killed.
>>
>>168915
nigga, we're on /qst/
it takes like 5 days for the thread to drop off the board
>>
>>168924
I was doing it as a meta roll
>>
>>168912
Ah yes, the paladins found this thing lying around under a diner and customized it to suit their needs.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168946
DEFLECT THE NUKE
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168946
METAL GEAR SOPHALLUSANTRHOPUS WILL DESTROY THAT FAGGOT NECROGEAR
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168946
Punch self in face
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168946
Turns out it used to be a pizza delivery mech unfit for battle.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168946
BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUTTA GREG AND MECHS
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>168946
robogreg is impressed by all of your sick references allowing your sons to come in for a sneak attack
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>168980
GET IN THE MECH, SON
SWITCH TO SON
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>168980
Your mech falls apart because the paladins mechanics are total shit.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>168980
You get back to the battle while the opening theme song starts playing
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>168980
Refreshing
You power up
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Geeew but OP. The space marines foundthe robot. Not the paladins!
>>
>>169001
Yeah, and they immediately used the eject button, leaving the robot down there again
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169001
PUNCH wiFr6RHw IN THE FAAAACCCCEEEE
>>
>>168988
Palabot is stopping the rocket while [Insert Theme Here] plays
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169026
THROW THE NUKE RIGHT BACK AT THEM
>>
>>169026
Ahhhhh
Was really hoping we could listen to some of your tunes and not just see some generic answer.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169030
this
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169026
Throw it back at the jojonecrobot
>>
>>169034
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>>
>>169034
Usually that's a prompt for posting random Youtube links to theme tunes so you can customize your own experience
>>
>>169030
Whoosh, the nuke flies back at themRoll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked and second decides results
1-5: Great Failure
6-30: Failure
31-80: Succes
81-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 46, 3 = 49 (2d100)
>>169052
ATOM BOMB BABY
ATOM BOMB
>>
Rolled 83, 40 = 123 (2d100)
>>169052
shoe on head
>>
Rolled 65, 87 = 152 (2d100)
>>169052
>>
Rolled 18, 22 = 40 (2d100)
>>169052
>>
>>169061
THe nuke explodes in their faces!
>>
Your stats rise
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169072
THEY'RE STILL STANDING?!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169072
CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
THE HOLY FLAMETHROWERS WILL SMITE THE HERETICS
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169072
BEGINNING SECOND LAUNCH
>>
>>169074
oops
>>
>>169072
Sounds like things got ... NUCLEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
Also rolling for greg combining with fatbot's head to power up
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169089
Shit, forgot the dice
>>
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>>169089
STAAAAAANDING
>>
>>169075
Indeed, it's equipped with a Time Stop Module
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169108
ohhh fuggg
Good thing your blonde son can time stop as well!
Cool picture btw OP
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169108
teleport behind him
psst nothin personnel kid
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169108
Get blessed with anti-time stop powers
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169108
ACTIVATE OUR TIME STOPING STOPPER
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169142
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169142
Hide in a huge box and sneak behind him, he can't see us while in a box
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169142
Keep doing that shit several times for shit and giggles
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169142
THROW A GIANTIC ROAD ROLLER ON HIM
>>
>>169152
OH SHIT it's true
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169163
Put a huge chaff grenade behind his foot without him noticing you
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169163
POP OUT
USE YOUR HUGE TRANQ GUN
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169163
Throw some giant robot knifes at him while he cant see you
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169163
Surprise, dickbot
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169181
Activate it
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169181
set it off
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169181
The chaff grenade fries its circuits and then Greg goes out, punches the jojobot's head and manually controls it by attaching its cables to his arms
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169181
Greg activates his end of the world device
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169181
The grenade explodes
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169181
He gets stunned. We put his unconcious body in funny positions.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169203
QUICK ACTIVATE THE CHAFF BY SHOOTING IT
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>169203
Pop the grenade
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169203
The grenades a dud
>>
>>169211
Roll 2d100 to see if you suceed
1-50: yes
51-100: no
>>
Rolled 5, 66 = 71 (2d100)
>>169223
ayyy
>>
Rolled 65, 85 = 150 (2d100)
>>169223
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>169223
c'mon gun, donut fail me now
>>
Rolled 82, 85 = 167 (2d100)
>>169223
>>
Rolled 91, 47 = 138 (2d100)
>>169223
>>
Rolled 78, 63 = 141 (2d100)
>>169223
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>169230
forgot to make it 2d100
>>
>>169235
YOU RUINED IT OH FUG OH WAIT YOU POSTED MORE THAN A MINUTE AFTER WE'RE FINE MAYBE
>>
>>169232
Welp, you missed and it hit the wall
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169244
This makes metal gear jojo turn around, but it trips over the grenade
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169244
GREGS ANGRY
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>169244
Show robo greg your photo of long gone Lolisniffer for emotional crit points!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169247
YES
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169260
It explodes
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169260
Greg is about to finish the countdown for doomsday!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169260
It blows up
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169260
Lolisnifferand other less important skeletonsreveal they aren't dead.
>>
>>169268
[Screen obscuring explosion and totally not an excuse for me to be lazy]
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169283
Now TRANQ it while it's stunned!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169283
Gregs mech turned out to be biological in nature!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169283
victory fanfare
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169283
Aim for the face
>>
>>169296
"IT'S NOT OVER YET"
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169310
Greg:THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169310
blonde son complains that that is his line
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169310
ENGAGE IT IN MECHA CQC
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169310
of course you have a second form, with angel wings and all that
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169310
tranq shoot
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169310
Those are fatbot's eyes
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>169310
bECOMES THE PROYEGONIST OF OPs favorite quest
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>169341
3 SECONDS UNTILL DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATE
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>169341
SHOOT THE TRANQUILIZER BEFORE HE STOPS TIME AGAIN
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169341
He becomes a super aryan
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169341
Greg becomes Super Sayan 3
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169341
HE POWERS UP
>>
>>169353
Well he was already blonde. All he gained was blue eyes
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169378
GREG ASCENDS THIS MERE EXISTENCE
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>169378
ultimate greasy oil attack
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169378
He punches jojobot so hard that it explodes
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169378
Greg becomes a God
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169392
greg dies in the explosion
>>
>>169392
Maybe he's not that big of a failure afterall
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169412
THE POWER runs through their veins and paladad and snakeson too becomes supermen (maybe due the wasteland mutations)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>169412
Shit, now's Other son's chance to prove himself
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169457
ONE SHOT, ONE KILL
Snakeson uses pulls a tranq round out of his ass and fires one last tranq at Greg to finish him off
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169457
they join the other son
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169457
Combination attack! The three channels their superpowers and summons the great allfather that the paladins worship, which blasts the shit out of whatever remained of the enemy robot and the necrobot base
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>169457
Greg activates his base self destruct and locks the room down
>>
>>169470
Quick, let's pose menacingly at Greg, maybe that'll help
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>169517
It doesnt work
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169517
Greg sees how awesome this family is and wants to be adopted. you welcome him kindly
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>169517
Greg goes super saiyan god
>>
>>169529
Roll 2d100 to see if it succeeds or not
1-50: yes
51-100: no
>>
Rolled 24, 90 = 114 (2d100)
>>169555
why the fuck did you reverse the DC
>>
Rolled 71, 58 = 129 (2d100)
>>169555
>>
Rolled 22, 55 = 77 (2d100)
>>169555
go
>>
Rolled 7, 38 = 45 (2d100)
>>169555
>>
>>169559
Whoops, missed
>>169558
Because I have not slept a wink and the longer I stay awake the bigger of a dick I become
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169584
What a failure of a son.
He's probably gay too.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169584
Greg calls in the necrobot legions
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169584
Greg starts beating us all up at once
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>169584
OP goes to sleep
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169614
Save game
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>169614
good bread
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>169644
rip thread
thanks for running boss
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>169644
Greg turns op into a necrobot partner
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>169644
confusion ensues
>>
>>169653
Well that's the end of this episode. Join in next time ofr another episode of : "Starts of retarded, then turns slightly less retarded and then turns super retarded at the end"Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>169673
Thanks for the 15 hour long bread
>>
>>169682
>15 hours
oh shit it was
>>
>>169673
good thread, go to sleep sooner next time
>>
>>169697
Great thread, also wut do you use to draw?
>>
>>169727
A dark ritual involving multiple live sacrifices that includes 12 virgins, one goat and multiple woodland animals.
Also a tablet and paint tool SAI
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>>169738
I wish I had one of those... now I'll never be able to Drawquest
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>>169771
just learn to draw with your mouse real good
once you do it enough it's not so bad
>>
>>169771
C'mon
Getting a goat cant be that hard
>>
>>169794
I don't even know where to start
>>
>>169673
Nice bread OP
Good drawing skillz
>>
>>169856
Well a fame is a good place to get a goat
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