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This is the story of a man named Stanley...John stanley. 2017-07-14 09:09:11 Post No. 1665897
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This is the story of a man named Stanley...John stanley.
The narrator.
2017-07-14 09:09:11
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Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427. Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley; something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say 'hi.' Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong.
Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he*
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died.
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>>1665897
Unfortunately, as engaging as the Parable of John would be, and as much as I want it to be on here, I'm afraid that the group Role play and narrative style puts it firmly in the realm of Quests.
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>>1665899
Oh go collapse into a Vorpal Sphere of Annihilation.
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>>1665897
*got all the endings and achievements, even the weird ones.
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>>1665897
i have been playing EIJ for 3 years now and it has never occurred to me to do the stanley parable
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>>1665897
...he went over to his local police department to rub his cock on the windows.
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>>1665903
Stanley tried to walk through some of the windows in the hallway outside his office but Stanley found that he was blocked from reaching them by some kind of invisible barrier and gave up.
Maybe if he tried climbing onto the desks...
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>>1665903
Please do not do that.
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>>1665904
Sure, why not.
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im kindof upset...i wanted to talk about Everyone is john in general and the plot OP proposed... a quest is okay i guess
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>>1665913
What?
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>>1665897
Willpower 7
Skill: Thrifty - can get good bargains at shops and sell at high prices
Anger prone- Irrational in stressful situations.
Stan kicks over his desk and shoves it in to the hall.
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