Slime Knight Halberd

>>1650185
Then suddenly human paladins show up to raid the town and purge this "evil"!

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>>1650234
yabba dabba doo! The justice squad shows up nine caaggies deep, filled to the brim with xenophobic and angry paladins. "Heed not the Witch!" the Chaplin Erebus shouts to his men, doubtless they do not need encouragement for this cause, only satisfaction."For the Panpadre and Imperium!" the collective shout of the Cresent-view Crusade group.A heavily armored knight bursts into the pub and bisects a harpy, "Chicken wings tonight!" He tosses his silver spear through a scarlet harpy, He leaps into the crowd begining to purge frail harpies with a massive engraved blade,"Rip and Tear!"
You however are a nonaffilate, and that might not mean a damn thing to these bloody maniacs, but you are however a knight and a damn good one at that.
>PURGE AND BURN
>Defend those drunk ass monsters
>Tactical withdraw

>>1650270
Odd. I wasnt alerted for the update. Damn mobile.

Protect Monsters. Get harpy booty!

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1650390
You grab your sword the ,Bass Blade, a magical bass guitar you where gifted when a singing mushroom couldn't keep up his side of the bargin.Handling the mighty guitar with expert care you swing it into the massive knight's gut as he charges towards you "It's time to Rock and Roll!". How that one liner escaped your lips you'll never know, but it was clever.The Knight grabs Halberd with a heft "No one shouts one liners at ,Borus Gorborger, prepare to be shown the light."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0p3DxWaC0
>VS. The Armored Crusader Gorborger
The Knight unsheathes a silver blade with haste parrying the blow. You lunge at the armored fellow and manage to get slime on his armor "Do you know how hard it is to get vicious liquds off blood stained armor?" You and the armored man are face to face surronded by harpies who instead of fleeing are watching the spectal.
>Combat is very simple system, simply roll a d20 and if our rolls go over 20 it's a success, with 40s being crits and anything less that 20 being a fail with 1s being crit fails,no matter if it was mine or you roll.
>Throw some furinter at the meathead
>C-C-Charge!!!
>Strum that magical guitar
>Yell at the harpies to mob him
>Formulate somesort of plan.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1650831
>Play guitar and have harpie fangirls mob the Paladin

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1650931
>26 thank god.
You make eye contact and using a combonation of winks and eyebrow rises, you communicate the cunning stragem to the dull minded harpies.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhEt5WxCbM
You begin to strum the guitar, then pluck a few notes, the Knight's armor begins to glow red and black, "Foolish Mage, magic won't dare to affect a servent of the panpadre." Shit due to the subjective nature of the magic it doesn't affect him, but it does effect the armor. the harpy mob was quick at work stripping the knight of his armor, dropping the steaming pieces of steel and ceramic metal to the ground"The fire runs as hot as my blood!".He reaches around the mob and hurls a harpy at you, the velocity crushing the poor creature into a ball.
>Gorboger, HP 4.2/10
>Sing him to death
>Beat him to death
>SHOW HIM THE TRUTH

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1651333
Show truth!

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>>1651861
>This thread is still here.
>Dat 21 save
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RSbo_n4HE
"Fuck it!" You valiently charge the massive man, attempting to then succending in tackling him to the pub floor, now all this achohal has made you drunk but to violate a man who tried to kill you, thats such a slime thing to do. "Now, don't fight it." you began to liquify and engulf the poor man, soon he is completly covered by you, inside of hiim, you hydroflex the flesh suit,your new arm, and it's dope. You motion to the harpies to gather around, you make him bend to the ground, a rather thicc Scarlet Macharpy steps in front of you expectedly, "On your knees, skawk!" she commands, you need not force him as he complies gets on both knees looking right into her fluffy crotch,"It's been so lost since I've had coAWK I was wandering if your tongue would do." she doesn't even attempt to give you time for him to take a breath before the orgy starts, harpies start making out and scissioring each other as the scarlet harpy furiously rides the poor man's face eviteually driving him into the ground with the force of the climax. Alright you had your fun, even if you didn't know way you can let this dude survive right?
>Why are you killing yourself, why are you killing yourself
>Leave him for the birds.
>Once more with feeling!