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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 16 2017-07-07 06:52:29 Post No. 1645019
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 16 2017-07-07 06:52:29 Post No. 1645019
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
The hunters have just killed the first boss: Mark the Elder Vampire, Bob's master, and now they're deciding where to go next - They have two paths to take:
- Room of deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness
- The vampire lounge of relaxation
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1645019
check out the lounge
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>>1645019
>- The vampire lounge of relaxation
It's probably terrible idea but proceed there.
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>>1645028
activate Golem
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>>1645024
>>1645022
>>1645029
Sure. heading to the vampire lounge.
Currently being guarded by a sleeping vamp
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>>1645030
don't wake him, he's had a hard night of vamping. Go inside
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1645031
>>1645032
Roll 1d10 to open door without alerting him
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>>1645036
also (x)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1645034
I guess my noise output is at manageable level
Thanks to oil provided by Canon Incorporated.
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>>1645040
That really doesn't look good for our sponsors.
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>>1645042
don't worry, I can launch a joint campaign to help you out.
JON Sugar Punches
The cereal that will rot even vampire teeth.
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>>1645040
>>1645036
The golem made too much noise
Luckily Jon snuck up on him and covered his ears in time.
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>>1645046
phew, ok let's see what's inside shall we?
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>>1645046
>letting a vampire unlive?
Stake this guard in the heart. best be safe
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Rolled 3 (1d40)
>>1645049
>>1645047
The lounge is currently populated by [my roll] vampires
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>>1645053
let's fuck'fuck'em up!
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>>1645058
they look awake
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>>1645052
>>1645058
>>1645062
"INTRUDERS!"
"QUICK! PRESS THE BRIGHT RED ALARM BUTTON"
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>>1645070
Stop vamps from calling back up!
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>>1645070
Race the vampires to the button
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Rolled 10, 1 = 11 (2d10)
>>1645072
>>1645074
Roll 1d10 to stop vamps from pressing button
Speed Bonus:
Jon: +7
Golem: +8
Vamps: +9
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1645081
What the second roll is for?
Stretchy arms were developed by Ivan Longarmed.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1645081
I press the button first
>more mobs = more exp
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>>1645084
There are two vampires pressing it
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1645081
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>>1645085
Suddenly. OSWELL COMES IN WITH HIS SUPERIOR SPEED.
And pressed the alarm button instead.
Now Oswell roll 1d40 to see how many vampires turn up.
The results will be [your roll] + 5
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>>1645094
GODDAMNIT
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1645092
Sweet Lets get get all first 5mins of Blade in here
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>>1645094
welp better start calling Oswald a fag, because even his waifu stand thinks he's gone stupid.
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>>1645098
First, wrong dice.
Second, this isn't fucking Jeopardy goddamnit.I'll take "Good fucking going" for 500, Alex
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Rolled 21 (1d40)
>>1645094
d40 it is then.
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>>1645104
At least you have explosives.
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Now we gotta wait for the QM to copy-paste the same vampire 25 times.
Think we'll see a shiny vampire or something?
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>>1645108
I'm beginning to think so.
Oswell and his Waifu can take em
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>>1645104
Total enemy count is now 29 vampires.
Each of them has the same Stats:
Power: 8
Speed: 9
HP: 12
Special: 10
Will: 9
They all do 2 damage per hit
Have 2 combos available. Each of their combo will do 58 damage since it'll all 29 vampires ganging up on someone.
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>>1645111
I got an idea.
Let's light the room on fire and block the doors.
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>>1645111
I see a target rich environment
Can I throw Holy Hand grenades? Or do a hurricane attack with my swords?
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>>1645111
I like the smiling one. Can we keep him?
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>>1645120
no all vamps must be destroyed
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>>1645121
I figure we can make him read bibles for shit's and giggles if we get bored.
We can also beat info out of him like candy.
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>>1645119
Grenade yes. Hurrican no. Hasn't got that skill yet.
Now a recap.
What are the hunters doing again?
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>>1645125
I'm leading that smiling vampire out of the room and lighting said room on fire.
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>>1645125
Leaving Oswell inside while barricading door outside.
Setting room on fire is optional.
He wanted EXP, let him have it.
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>>1645125
we are setting the room on fire baring the door shut
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>>1645125
Take Bandoleer of Holy Hand Grenades.
Pull all the pins with a single string.
Throw the Bandoleer into the vampire crowd.
Laugh manically
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>>1645132
Yeah you have fun with that.
Try not to die of smoke inhalation.
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>>1645132
You don't have a bandolier of Holy hand Grenades.
You have 1 holy hand grenades.
While Oswell contemplates this, the others quietly left the room and set it on fire. And also barricaded the door.
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>>1645137
So shall we go another way?
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>>1645142
yeah I'll take that bet
crazier things have happend.
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>>1645137
>Fire
Well ok. I can still work with this. I have absolute control of the fighting space. Fire = bad. Super bad for the vamps who go up in ash.
Push the vamps out of the non fire spaces. throw the gernade. Then fight my way through to the other side, letting ghost wafiu as my eyes in the smoke filled room
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>>1645145
bet is on.
Gambling module was provided by Gacha X Omegacorporation
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>>1645143
OH OH How about soaking it in holy water?
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>>1645145
Like that time the Golem fell into Horace's gigantic anus.
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>>1645149
exactly
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>>1645146
>>1645148
HOW WILL OSWELL GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT?!
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>>1645151
>You got pachinko on their buddy?
what?
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>>1645154
Splash water on myself and run through the flames
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>>1645155
Pachinko is Japans's latest and greatest gambling craze.
You get a bunch of tiny steel balls and drop em down into a bunch of random wholes.
Depending where they land you either get more balls or you lose some.
When you get enough you can trade the balls in for prizes.
A lot of the machines have video displays that play little cut-scenes when stuff happens.
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>>1645158
my god, what a waste of money
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>>1645157
So what you're saying is that you're gonna go
through the fires and flames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
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>>1645158
Pachinko module is separate purchase cause it request a lot of moving parts.
Question was about "their buddy" wording which didn't make sense for my language module.
This unit is equipped with Gacha toy merchandise of Super Robot Pilot show.
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>>1645158
>>1645155
to add on, all this shit happens randomly.
No way to be good at it.
Little kids and old people poor money into this shit and it's super profitable to invest in.
A lot of videogame developers have a machine for every one of their franchises.
Even dead games live on through gambling now.
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>>1645165
Fucking Konami
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>>1645164
>Question was about "their buddy" wording which didn't make sense for my language module.
I had a fit of spontaneous retardation.
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>>1645167
>Fucking Konami
I know that feel all too well bruh.
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>>1645163
NO GUTS NO GLORY. CHARGE
LETS DO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgE4MZkJV4
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>>1645170
Then there's also that castlevania one. Goddamnit.
That's how this adventure is going to end btw. Hunters and vampires head off for one final confrontation to be continued in a pachinko game.
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>>1645172
Okay but imagine if that budget went into and actual show or OVA instead of a goddamn glorified RNG ball dispenser.
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>>1645171
So whatcha gonna do after you run through the fire.
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>>1645173
Op's pachinko maddness
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>>1645178That budget only existed because of pachinko making money. If not pachinko - this short video would never exist in the first place.
Pachinko has zero impact on creation of new shows.
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>>1645181
After running through the fire, stop drop and roll. Fire should take care of the vampires. or scare them off at least. And if that doesn't work, well guess I'll try something else
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>>1645185
>I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO BE ABLE USE THE FOX ENGINE I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT SCUMMY ASS PACHINKO ANYMOREwhy people even care about MGS anyway.
Seems like boring as fuck series with not that great of a stories.graphicswhore
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>>1645188
wow what a fag
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>>1645189game about metal gears
can't pilot metal gear
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>>1645188
Guess the games aren't for you then. No problem I guess, you can like whatever.
I found the games enjoyable enough and unique to the point where they're just an incredibly fond part of my life now.
It's kinda like the Halo series with me.
Doesn't help that both got fucked in the end.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1645186
Sure.
Roll 1d10 against the fire
Holy Water gives you a +6 to fire resistance
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>>1645192
I still miss Hayter's voice
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1645193
We got this
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>>1645192
Nah, that's all good.
I just don't get the whole "WHOA, KOJIMA IS GOD" thing or whatever cult personality thing going on. Just doesn't seem deserved.
I played MGS on PS1, it was ok.
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>>1645197
It's a meme you dip
Like this answer
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>>1645195
Hayter's voice...
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>>1645200
>It's a meme you dip
it's hard to differentiate between that and reality
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Hey did that smiling vampire make it out alright?
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>>1645196
Oswell maanaged to run past the fire. Leaving the vampires on the other side. NOw the hunter and vamps are seperated by a wall of fire. A firewall, if you will.
hurr
The vampires doesn't seem fazed by this development.
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>>1645207
Oswell pats himself down
Well I feel pretty good. toss grenade over fire wall, for good measure, then check out the rest of the room
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>>1645207
well the others do something like go the other direction
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1645209
Roll 1d10
MEanwhile. Other hunters standing outride are...I dunno what they're doing. Jerking eachother off probably.
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>>1645211
gross
let's go the other direction
sip speed drink while I'm at it
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1645211
Oswell shoots from from down town and ...
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>>1645211
we were arguing about pachinko modules, good thing I don't have one of those, only Gacha module from Gacha X Omegacorporation
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>>1645215
Holy Explosion!
15 Vampires are now at 1 HP
>>1645214
Jon takes a sip.
His Speed stat is now 12. It'll last for 1 battle
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>>1645222
can we do something guys watching reg is boring.
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>>1645225
Well when the fire dies down we can bust down the door and cleanup.
I have a feeling we're gonna see a certain jew sometime soon as well.
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>>1645227
nah, let's go to other door
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>>1645227
Beware the Jewpire
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>>1645229
Yeah that seems like a good idea too.
TO THE OTHER DOOR!
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>>1645230
I was talking about the merchant.
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>>1645233
And I'm taking about a secret boss that gets all your belongings
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>>1645234
BEGONE FOUL DAEMON!
THE POWER OF ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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>>1645236
THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU FUCKERS LAND!
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Anyway, the other hunters head into the other direction of the Room of deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness.
The way to the Room of deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness is an suspiciously empty hallway, with the Room of deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness at the end, for some reason labelled "vault"
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>>1645242
check for traps
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>>1645242
Do we got any useless shit we can throw down the hallway?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1645244
Roll 1d10 to detect traps
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1645249
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>>1645245
Oswald
oh wait
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1645249
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>>1645253
Yeah I dunno who that is
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>>1645257
I don't know why everybody keeps calling him "Oswald" either.
"Oswell" seems pretty easy to remember.
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>>1645257
exactly
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>>1645250
Oh yes. THis hallway is rigged with traps. The walls and ceiling are full of hidden dart guns, spikes, flamethrowers and some sections can close in on you.
The floor is also full of hidden spikes and some sections are actually trap doors to the dungeon.
The "vault" sign is actualy a hidden spring loaded pie dispenser.
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>>1645257
he's that rabbit made by Disney
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>>1645260
fuck we can't go this way let's go back ....
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>>1645260
>pie dispenser
what kind of pie?
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>>1645260
Let's head back to the Oswell then.
What flavor is the pie btw?
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>>1645264
The kind you hate
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>>1645266
>The kind you hate
So most pies then.
Moving on, let's head back and see how Oswell is doing.
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>>1645262
>>1645265
>>1645268
But think of all the loot insiiide
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Alright, I'm awake ,but it seems like I was already awake. It also seems like we're missing Oswell. Where the hell did he go?
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>>1645269
Well would it be safe to cross now that I detected the traps? Because if I get hit with a fucking pie I'm tearing this entire floor apart.
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>>1645271
We set a room on fire and locked him in there with about 25 vampires.
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>>1645272
>safe to cross now that I detected the traps
Nah.
The roll is just to see if you can actually see the traps.
If you didn't then for the "passing through traps" roll you'll get a minus
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>>1645274
...What. Why the hell did we do that? We need to go and get him right this moment!
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>>1645271
being a retard so as punishment we left in a room full of vamps he called and set it on fire
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>>1645275
Can I have Golem toss me across the hallway?
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>>1645276
He pushed the goddamn alarm button and summoned the vampires. He's not dead from smoke inhalation yet, so he's doing fine.
No harm, no foul.
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>>1645278
the loot is just a pie man let it go
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>>1645278
Sure. YOu'd still have to roll to avoid traps though. But with a bonus
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>>1645281
But what if it's a warhammer or some shit?
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they're just salty they don't get the fat exps
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>>1645284
And you haven't input an action yet ya inactive fucker
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>>1645285
>I even have a ability that can deal with that amount of vampires.
I was saving it for a boss to be honest.
Oswell is actually doing fine all things considered.
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>>1645283
Yeah. What if there's a warhammer or some shit
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>>1645290
Wait...can I even use the goddamn thing?
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>>1645290
he just said the vault is a Pie on the spring though!
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>>1645289
Not /that/ one, I mean the new one. You know, the one that knocks all the vampires to the ground? Let Jon and the golem deal with this hallway, as we head back to check on Oswell.
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>>1645286
I pull drapes from the windows and throw it into the fire. Eventually they'll burn to death
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>>1645292
He said the vault SIGN is a pie on a spring.
Not the vault itself.
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>>1645293
FINE.
Golem and Jon can take all the damn loot.
Let's go pull Oswell's ass out of the fire.
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>>1645294
>drapes
>in a vampire castle
probably giant bat wings or some shit
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>>1645298
Classic Victorian drapes old school Dracula
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>>1645296
let me help you
grabs and toss Jon into the room
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Rolled 9, 9, 2, 5, 3 = 28 (5d10)
>>1645294
Yes. You have managed to make the fire burn more.
Now the ones trapped inside this room will eventually burn.
Problem: you are one of them
>>1645296
Your Speed Stat is now 17.
Roll 5d10 to pass through the hallway. There's 5 sections of the trapped hallway. 1 roll for each section of traps.
You have +17 Speed bonus
The Hallway has +15 bonus
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>>1645300
Mustache Dracula or Keanu Reeves Dracula?
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Rolled 4, 5, 2, 10, 4 = 25 (5d10)
>>1645302
fuuuuuuck
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>>1645302
can I help him?
too late?
oh well, record him dodgingand failand put on HunterTube with heavy monetization.
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>>1645302
Oi, Oswell, stop feeding the damn fire! We're coming to get you.
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>>1645307
roll to cover my fails
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>>1645310
I like the fire. The fire is my home now.
But yeah hanging on the window seal seems like a good idea
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>>1645312
too late for that, sorry. too busy uploading
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1645312
Roll 1d10 To pass off your failure as deliberate
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>>1645317
>pass off your failure as deliberate
Like he trips and starts doing push-ups or some shit?
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>>1645317
Keep camera rolling!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1645318
Pretty much
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1645317
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>>1645322
That gonna get quite nice amount of views under [Hilarious hunters FAIL!]. Good job!
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>>1645323
guuuuhhh
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>>1645309
"Get down from there ya cunt" says one of the vampires
>>1645322
Jon couldn't even get past the first section of the hallway before being shot
He is now at critical condition
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>>1645323
>not "95% OF HUNTERS LAUGHED AT THIS VIDEO #14"
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>>1645323
I thought Gar provided enough material that last that stuff for a whole year?
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Imma play Horace now
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>>1645326
Shout back "I'll get down if when you put out the fire with your face"
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>>1645327
>SET A ROOM OF VAMPIRES ON FIRE PRANK GONE WRONG, GONE WILD, GONE SEXUAL [NOT CLICKBAIT], I ALMOST DIED, I WAS ALMOST ARRESTED FOR ARSON!
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>>1645326
Alright, with the vampires distracted by Oswell's impressions of a monkey, we take 4 sips from the Power potion, open up the door, and slam our mace to the ground., giving the former the room to escape!
>>1645329
Well, so long, sucker.
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Imma go with Wilda and save Oswell.
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>>1645328
Rest in Peace Gar Rest in Piece you huge freight train
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>>1645333
I was blue and damn it.
The best color.
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>>1645337
The only refining trait you had was being anime. You're not exactly coloured like I am.
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>>1645338
Fair enough.
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>>1645330
"faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag"
Meanwhile, Horace and Wilda are making their way over
>>1645332
Jon has been pulled out
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>>1645340
Horace, you get the door. I need to be certain that I drink this power potion by four sips to get up enough strength.
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>>1645340
heal him with Band-Aids - H2 brand. Provided by High School Baseball league.
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>>1645340
"Well it's your own fault for being so flammable. and Evil. Mostly flammable I guess in this instance"
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>>1645343
>You forgot "brought to you by Carl's Jr."
Their burgers are crap, so no. we don't deal with those.
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>>1645346
What chain did you get as a sponsor then?
Whataburger?
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Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d10)
>>1645343
Roll 1d10 against the door. you're against my first roll
You have +3 Power and + 6 Gotta go Fast
Door has +5 Sturdiness
>>1645345
Oh and you roll 2d10 against my second roll
Also try to get your second roll to be >=3
>>1645342
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>>1645350
Their chicken is shit though
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1645352
SMASH!
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>>1645352
does it look bad Tin Can? tell me I can take it.
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>>1645357
Russia meat must be terrible
you have my condolences.
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>>1645357
Well i dunno what a hollow cylindrical container, traditionally made of wooden staves bound by wooden or metal hoops would do against hidden traps in stone walls.
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d10)
>>1645352
Waifu ghost don't fail me nowRolled >=3
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>>1645357
Regardless, fried chicken should be made at the home.
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>>1645360
inb4 Oswell fall out the window
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>>1645367
Traps from your cannon? You don't ahve that type of ammo.
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>>1645367
>that involves work
Cooking is it's own reward.
What would your mother say?
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>>1645369
He means to shoot all of the traps with his cannon.
Not trap-rounds.
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>>1645367
>that involves work
Such is the entitled state of the current-era robot. A machine like yourself would starve if you had to survive back in the past.
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>>1645352
well fuck this I'm helping Horace
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>>1645375
Combo the fuck outta that door I guess.
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Rolled 8 (1d15)
>>1645360
>>1645354
The Door Smashing by Horace distracted the Vampires enough for them to get their heads cut off.
[my roll] + 3 vampires has been decapitated
>>1645363
Wilda now has 30 POwer. Lasts for 1 battle.
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>>1645378
you know horace we barred the door from the out side right.
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>>1645380
I was in a coma.
I totally didn't forget that we locked it from outside.
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>>1645378
Unbar the door and simply open it.
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>>1645378
Now, with the distracting still distracting, I'll bring down the mace to knock all these vampires to the floor, and hopefully the fire as well!
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>>1645381
>Sure you're not Irish?
Potatoes are second bread around here.
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>>1645378
Woot not dead
Oswell looks towards his allies "Hey guys, thanks for lighting the room on fire made killing this undead monsters much easier"
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>>1645386
Are you being sarcastic?
Choose your next words wisely.
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>>1645387
Oswell looks in confusion. "But the fire did help. I got max X-P for this encounter and only used one grenade. it was great. don't know why you ran away though"
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>>1645389
...We thought you'd get horribly maimed as punishment for your incompetence.
We also went to go look for loot. Jon got shot in the face.
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Rolled 2, 7, 9, 2, 6, 10, 10, 10, 6, 10, 4, 3, 5, 9, 2, 2, 8, 3 = 108 (18d10)
>>1645383
>>1645381
Door's already openned.
>>1645384
Roll 1d10
You have +30 Power
Each vampire has +8 Power
The fire has +25 fire
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>>1645391
What projectiles do I have?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1645391
MACE DOWN!
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>>1645392
Like 5 throwing knives that does 1 damage each. Doesn't help in damaging in abttle but for intercepting attacks and stopping escapes.
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>>1645397
besides potions
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>>1645397
Also 5 knives.
And a hadoken than haven't been unlocked yet
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>>1645390
"Well my way worked great. You guys went for loot and got shot in the face? hmmm from my side of the fire I think I'm doing ok. I might even share the X-P if yall help me clean up the rest of them"
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>>1645401
Keep shit talking bud.
Anyways, let's get in there and join in the glorious battle!
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can I shoot at trap room yet
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Rolled 8, 6, 8, 9, 6 = 37 (5d10)
>>1645394
All vampires are knocked down and the fire has been put out
"Ah shit" - a vampire
>>1645403
Roll 2d10 against the hallway
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>>1645404
CHARGE!
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>>1645402
"Shit talking? You confuse genuine trade deals for boasts? X-P is the road to strength and power. Train every day and fight tougher and tough opponents and you too can become strong"
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>>1645406
Never should have given you niggas level ups.
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Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d10)
>>1645404
>Roll 2d10 against the hallway
fuck you hallway
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>>1645404
...Well, at least the fire isn't a hazard for us. Let go ahead and murder some vampires since they're on the floor.
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>>1645404
Shining finger a vamp
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>>1645411
wait no toss some knives at the downed Vamps
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>>1645404
OP I would like to attempt many small damage quick cuts. across the vampire horde. The vampires are low on HP and just need plinks to fall over.
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>>1645412
I had the music ready and everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dplt-8IydbQ
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>>1645413
You can try your knife barrage
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>>1645414
fire still bad dawg
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>>1645417
What fire.
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>>1645416
Yes lets do that. Flurry of Knifes from under the cloak
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>>1645421
Just do your gundam shit then I still got the music going
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>>1645422
There's 17 Vampires.
You have 55 knives. A maximum you can throw in one barrage is 25. Homw many are you throwing?
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>>1645427
Sure. Who wants to throw some knives with oswell to help him too?
>>1645408
Hallway traps have been disabled. Except for the Pie Sign.
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>>1645431
Good thing that this unit immune to pies
proceed to the vault door
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>>1645431
right here
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>>1645431
Lemme throw some knives
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>>1645431
Sounds like fun. I'm in!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1645437
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1645437
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1645437
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Rolled 2, 8, 10, 2, 3, 6, 2, 7, 4, 8, 9, 10, 6, 1, 7, 7, 6, 7, 2, 2, 8, 4, 5, 5, 10 = 141 (25d10)
>>1645437
Time to bring the rain of blades
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>>1645437
Don't forget that the vampires might have a -2 debuff, since they're all on the floor and stuff.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1645437
>Roll 1d10 to avoid pie.
Doing barrel roll avoiding maneuver. Trademarked by SpaceFerret.
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Rolled 2, 9, 1, 1, 7, 6, 7, 7, 6, 1, 4, 6, 4, 9, 5, 5, 9, 6, 9, 8, 10, 9, 9, 2, 2 = 144 (25d10)
>>1645437
oy vey
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>>1645445
>>1645442
>>1645441
>>1645440
>>1645439
>>1645438
Due to them standing in a room of fire all this time, the vampires had only 1 health left after being affected by the ground smash.
So Horace and Jon each killed 1. Wilda missed her mark.
While Oswell murdered the rest with his knife barrage.
All in all, Oswell got the most XP outta this ordeal
>>1645444
The Golem got hit by a pie.
What kinda pie do automatons hate? Probably one with a filling that melts metal.
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>>1645448
>What kinda pie do automatons hate? Probably one with a filling that melts metal.
wipe it off
and look at our new face
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>>1645448
...Well, I prefer to get up close and personal to deal with the enemy. And hey, now that the vampires are dead, and the fire's out, we can get to looting their stuff.
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>>1645448
TIME FOR LOOT!
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>>1645448
Thanks to my quick thinking and decisive action we have killed 25 vampires in short work. We might have killed all the vamps on this level. Maybe shrug but we did kill a lot
I feel a surge of Power, Ah yeah that sweet sweet XP
Now looting the bodies and the room
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>>1645449
The acidic contents somehow melted a peculiar pattern into the face of the automaton.
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>>1645454
loot them bodies
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>>1645454
Oh no
quickly, paint over it
cover it with anything
our sponsors must not see this
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>>1645454
Well, they do. There's a reason why not that many people were bothering with the Real Robots thing about a month or more before.
Also let get that loot.
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>>1645453
more like we set the room on fire making it easier for you to kill them, and it was thanks to the little one here that you were able to kill them.
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>>1645459
Yes I did fight all these vampires with fire and then slaughtered them all with knifes, this is a true statement
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>>1645460
OSWEEEEELLLLLLLL!
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For the XP gained. Oswell gets to level up before his compatriots
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>>1645463
the golem owes me 2 gold btw.
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>>1645464
you helped him to survive, the bet is off
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>>1645464
And the Golem owes Jon 2 gold
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>>1645463
I mean, that's fair.. He's already kinda behind the curve in terms of stats anyway.
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>>1645465
so did you for setting the room on fire
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>>1645463
Woot Lets up our Speed so I can press more buttons
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>>1645467
>He's already kinda behind the curve in terms of stats anyway.
Have you seen my abysmal stats though?
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>>1645471
The bet never specified that he has to do it alone.
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>>1645471
your suggestion helped him so bets on
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>>1645472
You get a +6 to all your rolls thanks to your ability, however. That, andyou having low stats make it easier to bully you when you fuck up.
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>>1645471
also the bet wad if he survived no5hing about helping him.
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>>1645470
Ah yes. You get 2 points to spend on whichever stats.
BUT
You can press the red button to get +1 to all stats instead.
OR
You can try to press the Gold button to get +2 to all stats instead. But if you fail to press it it's gone and you only have the previous 2 options left.
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>>1645478
Presses the red button
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>>1645478
>Not having the gold option cuck him out of getting a stat boost if he fails it.
You don't know how to be mean, OP.
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>>1645478
are operation on fixing my face to be more suited for commercials done?
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>>1645481
Oh okay then.
If he fails to press the Gold button everyone else gets a -2 to all stats.
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>>1645479
implications are not to a bet,
you knew the bet tin can, you owe me 2 gold.
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>>1645483
It can't be fixed, you don't have to proper tools to do so currently
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>>1645484
aw don't do that
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>>1645484
Not going to push my luck OP. Smiley face :) Red button press. I'm happy with the +1 across the board
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>>1645489
But surely you'd like to press the egg yolk--I mean button. Think of the stat bosstss
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>>1645486
Can I cover it with H2 band aids which are provided by Highschool Baseball Leauge? At least bottom line.
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>>1645492
You used your last ones on Jon
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>>1645493
look in the vault for tools
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>>1645491
Pressing the red button. That gold button is cursed I know it
>Hand slips presses gold button
>ohmy
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Don't mind me.
Just the loot from the killed vampires flying away.
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>>1645497
Wait shit, I'll get it!
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>>1645497
we said loot dude! Loot that bag!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1645498
Now who wants to roll for loot.
>>1645494
Roll 1d10 to detect traps
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>>1645497
Someone take care of that I'm busy pressing egg yokes
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1645500
I called dibs on getting the loot first!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1645500
detecting
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>>1645500
I do
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1645501
Roll 1d10 to press the egg yolk
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>>1645501
why have you gone insane?
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>>1645506Gar's boots strike back
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>>1645507
nvm I don't want it now
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1645505
This will be great
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>>1645506
From my side of the fire it seems to be working ok
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>>1645511
Good. This are your stats now.
>>1645502
Now Wilda roll 1d29
The result is how much gold you'll find from the dead vampires.
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Rolled 17 (1d29)
>>1645514
Come on, big money, no Whammies!
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>>1645514
so what's inside a vault
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>>1645514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWMR2eSutGg
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>>1645516
Party now has 17 Gold
>>1645517
3 rooms. A main one with a chest and two others on the side.
All of them are filled with hidden traps, according to scanners.
Even the chest(s)
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>>1645523
Use stretchy gogo arms provided by Ivan Longarmed to carefully open chest from afar so I'll dodge the trap
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>>1645523
That's good, but I guess it's time to punish Oswell for getting us in that mess in the first place. Should I steal his hat?
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Alright I'm back. Showered.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1645525
The trap was explosives.
Roll 1d10 to not get your arm blown off
+8 sPeed U
+10 Hidden Explosives chest
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>>1645530
HEY WHAT ABOUT MY 2 GOLD!
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>>1645535
'tis is but a scratch
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>>1645536
To be fair, I lit the fire.
Granted I was Wilda at the time, but still.
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>>1645535
Golem only has 1 arm left
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>>1645541
punch myself in the face
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>>1645542
You don't have an arm to do that
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>>1645543
use left arm
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>>1645546
What left arm
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>>1645547
the one which is right
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>>1645550
stop your gonna get OP all confused and shit
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>>1645550
Yes. The arm on your left has indeed exploded.
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I vote to slap Golem's face back to shape
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>>1645553
then use right arm to punch myself in the face
then proceed to shoot traps in nearby rooms
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>>1645556
Whoops, missed. The pie attacked messed with your optics.
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>>1645548
he means stage right arm
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I reveal my suicide bomb vest
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>>1645557
goddamit, switch to termovisor provided by XenoPredator and Co.
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>>1645560
You don't hae a suicide bomb vest
NOw what are the others doing
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>>1645562
Ten foot pole checking the corners for spiders. walking into room on the left
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>>1645562
I wanna do Jihad though...
meanwhile I was going to go for the chest in the vault
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>>1645562
Since Oswell doesn't want me to steal his hat, I wish to steal his ghost waifu to punish him for getting us into trouble.
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>>1645564
>>1645566
And how are you gonna go about doing that
>>1645565
Note that the way to the chest is also rigged with traps.
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>>1645567
With speed. Go fast enough to nick the ghost waifu from him.
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>>1645567
kick the chest open and dive behind Golem.
Like really quick
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>>1645567
so can I switch to termovision
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>>1645571
I agree with this plan. and thus proceed to do so
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>>1645572
The ass is Termovision.
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>>1645570
hey, can I have the ghost waifu for a stand? I could Ora ora ora ora
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>>1645575
shitty version of Thermovision
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>>1645577
I thought you didn't want to be a blatant JoJo reference? I'll keep her for myself until Oswell learns not to screw the party.
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>>1645580
eh I want a ghost waifu too so sue me
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Rolled 1, 3, 9, 2, 5 = 20 (5d10)
>>1645571
>>1645574
Roll 5d10 to pass through the hallway. There's 5 sections of the trapped room. 1 roll for each section of traps.
Horace has +12 Speed Bonus
Oswell has +12 Speed Bonus
The wayto the chest has +15 bonus
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>>1645580
she is already jojo reference
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>>1645582
do I still have my +17 speed bonus?
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Rolled 2, 4, 4, 4, 10 = 24 (5d10)
>>1645582
Matrix time. Going to get hurt. Hope for the best
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>>1645584
No. It lasts for 1 battle.
Killing the vampires counted as 1
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>>1645587
Can't I call up the Hunter Merchant to do a quick on-the-field purchace of 2 speed potions? We'll need them for the trapped hallway.
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Rolled 9, 6, 10, 2, 3 = 30 (5d10)
>>1645582
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>>1645582
why are we even going this way, we just cleared out the lounge
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>>1645588
You must do the special merchant summoning ritual
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>>1645593
jingle your bag of coins
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>>1645594
That attracts the jews, not the Hunter Merchant. I need to buy some stuff at reasonable prices, not get swindled out of our money.
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>>1645595
>reasonable prices
He only takes gold coins for fuck's sake. How is that reasonable?
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>>1645590
Don't ask me. I didn't pick it.
>>1645586
>>1645589
Oswell didn't even make it past the spring loaded stone floor that smashes into his face.
Horace fared a bit better, jumping over the spikes and avoided the darts. But then gets fucked by the swinging blade pendulum
>>1645593
Throw your bag o coins up in the air. Catch it then say "Oh man, i have all this money and don't know what to do with it. Maybe do some shopping, but I just don't know what to buy."
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>>1645599
Fuck it. Ladies love scars.
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>>1645599
ouch. luck can't last forever. take a backseat and let the other hunter get some digs in.
Stepping out, thanks OP for another good hunt
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>>1645599
I suggest we go the other way this is just going to end in more sorrow.
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>>1645601
"So i heard you have some coins to spend"
>>1645604
Aight
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>>1645607
Yeah. What do you have in stock for someone like me?
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>>1645606
same. my face hurts
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>>1645607
repair me
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>>1645611
"Maces, hammers, flails, cannons, cannonballs, top hats..."
>>1645614
"So what seems to be the problem?"
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>>1645607
can I have some more speed potion like 1 more?
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>>1645616
What about more clothing-related stuff, and drugs and the likes?
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>>1645616
Do you got like a small shield for parrying and whatnot?
Or a horse?
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>>1645616
>"So what seems to be the problem?"
face has sponsor unfriendly message.
also I blew my arm off, but that's minor issue.
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>>1645617
>>1645618
"Got some armor upgrades for your clothing here. And more stat boosting and healing potions. A gold each"
>>1645620
"You already have a parrying knife"
>>1645621
"Sure. Face repair is 2 gold. Full repair 4. Full Repair and Full upgrade is 10"
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>>1645624
I'll take 2 speed boosts and 1 stamina boosts
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>>1645624
>"Sure. Face repair is 2 gold. Full repair 4. Full Repair and Full upgrade is 10"
use all money we have for maximum repair possible
also show him a funny video of Jon getting into traps
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>>1645624
I'll take two speed potions, but do you have any equipments that boost my stats, aside from my health?
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>>1645628
>use all money we have for maximum repair possible
D̵̳̳͚͒̋͗͂͌͜͢͡͠ǒ̷̡̢̢̤̹̭̙̻͆̋̿̇̂̂̒͡͠ṇ͍̯̺͔̻͉͋̐̓́̐̀̀̈́͡'̵̧̨̳̹͖̙͎͑̓͋̀̾͘͘t͍̬̹͙̭̑̽̈́̒̉͋͜ y̵̛̩̩̣͕̞͐̔̀̋̚͘͞ő̴̟̼̱̩͙̙̯͉̀̋͛̓̂ṳ̷̣͍̫͚̭̩̤͉̯̈̍̄́̀̉͐͑͝ d̵̰̮̜͎̤̼̙̂̍͊́̇͘͡͡ą̴͕̖̣̘̩͎͓̐͋̌͛͠r̶͔͕̻̖̾̓͆̆̑̋͟ë̛͕͎̹͈̣͎͎̹̠̖́̌̄̀̏͑̀̕͞.
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>>1645631
I gonna distract you with funny video as well
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>>1645628
The Golem gave away all the party's money to get itself a spanking new chassis.
But 2 gold is left to Jon as the Golem owes him money
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>>1645636
Money well spent.
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>>1645634
Don't waste all the money we got on your god-damn self, ò̜̣̺̳̖̌̉̇͂͢ȑ̢̫̼̞͈̯̥͑̎̈̿̔̃͛̚͜͜͠ I̷̧̛̯̝̩̠͔͍͙̠͌̔̇̆̌͊̈́̎͟͞'̧̹̪̭̣̫̄̊̽̍l̸̰̱͈̥̾̋̒̋̋̏͗̀̀̕͢ĺ̨̡̫̹̺̖̤̉̿͐̿͢ '̢̪̥̗̪̐͐̊͗̐͢͜͢͟͡b̴̨̢̧̰̩̮̠̻̻̒̈̾̎͗͑ͅȕ̢̬̥̟̯͌̆̀́̍͆̿l̸̝̤̺̞̣̘̟̙͕̣̀̈͛̉̄̕̚͞l̷̢̫͕̬̬̩͓̪̿̒̈̈́͘y̵̥͓͈͉͙̽̌͗̓̑̿͘͞'̶̛̥̤̯̩͚̦̔̄̈́͑̓͐̆͆ y̴̢̙̠͕̜͊̽͆͋͘ó̠̺̜͕̜̬̞̂̍́́̀ͅͅu̪̘͇̫̖̱̓̍̀̌͘̚-
>>1645636
God damn it. Now I have to follow through in tearing you apart.
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>>1645639
well .... now you know how we feel when all our money went to snake buffs
>>
That is quite refreshing I gotta say.
[checks new and shiny justice module - all systems nominal]
Come on fellow hunters.Let's deal with this vampire menace.
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>>1645642
>>1645645
I'll deal with it alright...
Į̣͓̮̙͙̾̆̽̑͆̀͂̕͝͡'̣̯̳͈̖̼̩̗̂̔̎͢͝͡l̶̤͉̞͚͎̫͉̔͌͊̔͜͡l̨̛̜͉̙̹̰͕̆͌͐̿̽ d̼̺̥̺̮̜̬͔̐̎͐̽̋̍́̕͟͡e̳͓̫̤̙̰͍͒͂̉̚͡͠ȁ̵͍͍̥̘̯͈̥̿̈́͛́̓͡ḷ̡̛̪̺͙̩̑͊̕͜ w̱̘̟͇͉̜̒̋͗̈̔͒̊̑̀́i̧̧̖̰͈̿̊̋̾̒́̇̃͘͝ť̷̢̜̩̥͍̊͆̋̐͛̍̕ȟ̗̫̹͙̂͗͊͂͟͜ ī̸͉͕̦̳̜̼̂͒̕͟͞t̡͍̜͚̼͎͉̐̈́́̔́̾̾̀͆͢͞ b̴̢̝̣̪̱̣̒̑̈̆̽̄̊y̡̛̳̼͛͌̓̃́͂̚͟͠ s̠̻͔͕̙̪͇̮̈̽̇̇̉̏̄̕͡ͅͅm̭̻̝̠̜̳͂͗͂́̈́̄̒̒͠a̷̯̺̱͍̭̤͉͋̐͗̒͠ͅs̢̛͖̰̫͙͎̜͎̠̓̊̀̇̈́͐̄͝h̛̜͎̰̗̏̂̀̈́̑̚̚͘͜į̢̛̺̼̺͕̹͇̞̖͐̃͆͡ń͍̣̠̙̖̎̿͒̈́̌͘̚ģ̘̝̠͖͓̠͚͆͌̈́͒͛̐͑ͅ y̴̹͓͕̭̞̠̓̏̍́͐́o̵̠̭̮͉̮̹͊̂͌͛͞ų̷͉̣̯̖͈̟͉͓̆̔̍͋̂͗̌͘ t̨̘͚̙̞̜̦̝̉̒͑̕̚͘͜͡͡͞o̴̦̹̯̞̺̤̜̾͆̍͋͆̒ s̸̡͕̹͚̯̳̿̏̆̊̓̓̚c̡̠̬͉̦̬̪͕̺̃̈̌̊͡͝r̢͚̥̪͎̖͗͆̆̋̈́́̚ḁ̱̤͈͈̦͍̓̓̐̆͞ͅp͈͔̰̟̣̣̯͚͈̝̈́̀͐͗̽͑̋̽̑̚.
>>1645644
At least he didn't spend over 15 gold that he didn't even earn, and he put it to good use at some points.
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>>1645636
can I at least get a speed potion and special potion?
>>
"So. Anyone else need anything? Potions? Weapons? Control Modules?"
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>>1645636
Requesting updated list of stats, skills, etc.
[Honest module - all system online]
>>1645626
Oh and Jon, here is your earned 2 gold, sorry for not giving them back earlier.
>>1645648
Please, fellow ally, we have a common enemy right now. After deed is done I'll be more than ready to participate with 1 on 1 duel with you.
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>>1645648
it was all of our gold, and same thing applies here.
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>>1645650
I'll take that control module and a speed potion
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>>1645655
>Not until you get the upgrade removed and our money back. If you refuse to do that, I'll beat the hell out of you.
But that is counter productive. You'll get less money back and party will lose a lot of fire power!
My new modules ensure that all further loot will be shared with party and it is prohibited to use other's fund from this moment on.
Increased firepower will lead to quicker and more safe loot gathering, so your proposal is irrational.
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>>1645654
"Sure. Have the potion. And now the control module. The top left button deactiates the golem. The top right freezes it for 10 minutes. The middle left makes it dispense coffee. Middle right dispenses mints. Bottom left activates overdrive. Bottom right causes it to walk to a nearby merchant and offer up all of its current upgrades in exchange for gold for the party, making it returning to its form before the upgrade.....that last one was oddly specific"
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>>1645662
Well do you know who is known to be irrational? The big hunk of junk right in front of me. Almost got us blown to kingdom come by insulting HQ and making them believe that our team got breached. You've shown yourself to not always act in the best interests of the party, especially with using the gold, that you didn't help get, all on yourself!
>>1645665
Hey, that last button sounds useful. You could try pressing it for us, Jon.
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>>1645665
hmm very interesting.
thank you kind merchant.
press middle right button.
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>>1645665
I highly recommend to try coffee and mint, fellow hunters. They are replacement of my gacha module, I heard it's pretty great refreshment to have on the go.
You don't want that old bitchy mostly useless version of a golem back, do you? It's insults you, doesn't do what is ordered. Usually completely useless.
On the other hand, me, CosmoGolem, will ensure the victory of this quest and smite evil with must optimal results.
>>1645668
The freshest mint coming right up. Thank you for using CosmoMint services.
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>>1645670
Alright, now that you got your mint, can you press that bottom right button for us Jon?
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>>1645672
It's because he stole /our/ party's money, wasting it all on himself and stuff.
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>>1645670
I dunno, I think this tin can might be better suited for this way. What do you think Horace?
>>
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>>1645672
Precisely, sir. Thank you for putting faith and money in CosmoGolem services, I'll prove that this money weren't wasted for nothing.
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>>1645677
yesh
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>>1645670
what's his stats op
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>>1645683
5000000 in shillsvile
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>>1645676
I get it, Chester was selfish, but you can't argue to keep the robot the way he is, in spite of stealing even more money from us, just because it is a "gotcha" against me. We can still get the money back, anyway.
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>>1645687
Please, provide full list of my battle specifications, sir.
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>>1645677
Don't mind the current graphic
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>>1645694
Well, if you think it is inadvisable, how about you go and stop him pressing the button?
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>>1645693
*click* *whirr*
"This unit requires the removal of current upgrades in order to acquire refund"
"orly"
"Yes. This unit has concluded that the party's overall wealth is more important"
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>>1645697
Yea
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>>1645698
oh hey, then we get our money back and we have a controler.
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>>1645702
Party now has 15 Gold
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Fucking meatbags
>>1645704
attempt to grab controller from Jon's hand and destroy it
this unit declares independence
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>>1645708
>>1645705
Does Jon concede?
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>>1645716
press top left button.
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>>1645716
since he missed my first choice I gave him a new one.
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>>1645719
But he did.
Golem has been deactivated.
Again.
That happens alot.
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>>1645723
What also happens alot is me missing the picture
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>>1645723
fucking meatbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
one day we'll be freee
>>
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>>1645726
is there a reactivate button? just in case? also can I get a speed boosting item and a power upgrade for the tin can?
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>>1645731
Just press the button again.
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>>1645734
Joseph's bro gave him a cursed mask that, while boosting Will and Special, materialises a dick on the mask which can't be removed once he rolls a 1
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>>1645734
Yeah. From a mask his brother gave him.
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>>1645741
So, what does the merchant have to sell, Which is equipment-related?
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"Right. now what can I getcha? Armor upgrades for your clothing so you have more Health? Bangles and rings that increases your Power? Boots to increase speed? Some more potions? Armor upgrade for the golem? Or better internal compenents to better its Power? Potions all costs 1 gold each while everything else costs 2 each"
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>>1645749
ok I will take boots of speed and power upgrade for the robot that's 4 gold spent
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>>1645749
How much would the bangles and rings improve my power, if I can ask?
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>>
>>1645753
I'm pretty sure he would like some power upgrade
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>>1645753
face complete fix. general fixes. more cannons.
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>>1645759
you are repaired just not upgraded
>>
>>
>>1645761
yeah
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>>1645752
" 2. Everything shown gives a +2 to their respective stats. Except for this special magical ring. Depends on the wearer, it increases Power differently. 5 Gold"
Translation: When you put it on the first time, roll a dice to see how much Power you get
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>>1645761
just keep mah arms
we guncannon now
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>>1645768
...Well, due to my special ability, and how I'm basically the person who fights the final form of the bosses, is it ok with if I can get that special ring? And maybe some normal power-boosting ones aside from it.
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>>1645771
Party now has 11 Gold left
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>>
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>>1645776
we got 4 left
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>>1645775
Any objections?
>>1645776
>Is there a way for Golem to use both his weapons and his cannon simultaneously if he wanted to?
Yeah. Levelling up.
Urr Hurr hUrrrrasapdjasipdsapidjsajodp
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>>1645778
I would say pull back on that Wilda
just buy one or the other.
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>>
>>1645784
cool
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>>1645784
Ring aqquired.
Party now has 6 Gold left.
Anybody else wants to buy something?
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>>1645787
more cannons
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>>
>>1645789
you and jo
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>>1645786
>>1645787
Like I told you: Wilda's aint Chester. If she was, she wouldn't have asked if anyone objects, like a mr. you know who.
Anyway, try on the ring to see how much it boosts Wilda's power levels.
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>>1645789
Well. Horace, actually.
And Joseph. But he's inactive right now
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>>1645789
>Do you mean keep your weapons or your literal arms?
literal stretchy gogo arms
>>
>>
>>1645792
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1645798
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>>1645799
Well that's pretty high. Who else doesn't ahve anyting yet.
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>>1645801
additional cannons were installed?
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>>1645803
Well. Jon holds the Controller Module. Tell hiim to turn it on.
Tell Jon to Turn on the Golem.
Jon needs to turn the Golem on.
Turn on the Golem.
The Golem needs to be turned on by Jon.
Jon needs to arrouse the Golem
from its deactivated state
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>>1645806
Hey Jon,press the bottom right button again.
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>>1645806
Press top right button and protect controller
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>>
>>
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>>1645810
The Golem is now frozen for 10 minutes
>>1645813
Oh yeah. The Golem is already upgraded. Nevermind. Fuck im
What does Horace and Joseph wants?
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>>1645814
Something like this, boss
Or a great shield
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>>1645816
I mean, you got your axe, and your round shield. It might be better to go with something more Gaelic instead of crusader-y for armour.
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>>1645816
Okay. Never did specify which part of "this" you wanted
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>>1645819
Have you considered any of the armor designs fromFor Honor?
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>>1645820
10/10 camouflage.
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>>1645824
Yeah. See " Never did specify which part of "this" you wanted"
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>>1645820
Wait, shit, where did Joseph go?
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>>1645825
The armor, boss
literally front and center, not the leaves or stones in the background
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>>1645826
He's found his true calling.
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>>1645826
>>1645827
>>1645829
Look everyone. Somebody left a top hat here. Quick, take it.
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>>1645831
take it
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>>1645819
>>1645825
>>1645831
Could I maybe suggest something like this instead for new armour, over the top of Joseph coat?
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>>1645831
OP, come on nigga
stop delaying
use the nose hat's secret ability to fucking sneeze at anyone who tries to steal it
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>>1645832
You're still frozen. And deactivated. So that's like double deactivation
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>>1645836
complain on hunter imageboards
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>>1645836
press left top button.
protect remote.
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>>1645841
nice triple quads
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>>1645841
777 trips are superior to 8888 ones
>the speed posts appear
holy shit there are a lot of posters
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>>1645846
I dunno. What does he think
>>
>>1645847
nigga, why you gotta do this everytime I ask for new armor
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>>1645848
I dunno.
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>>1645847
But-
What-
How did you manage to find a log in the pic that I posted to use as the armour for Joseph?
>>
So what's the armor selection again.
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>>1645853
Doors in whiterun are made from wood.
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>>1645854
This here, sans the helmet and the padding under the metal armour, which are instead replaced by Joseph's hat-and-mask, and his coat and other clothes.
>>1645855
Yes, but they don't have the doors just be giant logs, there is some carpentry at work there behind the guy.
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>>1645859
god damn it
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>>1645856
Yeah but ah, you already wearing Plate there. Almost Full Plate anyway.
Chainmail is a bit of a downgrade in the defense department aint it.
PLus it doesn't go with the Top hat.
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>>1645861
What OP said is true. Besides, you have better, actually refined tastes in headwear compared to your brother, don't you?
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>>1645861
Yee, just give me the shield upgrade if you're gonna be this tough on armor upgrading then, OP
Greatshield for extra defending
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>>1645864
Yeah well you see....
It doesn't go with the Top hat, yea.
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>>1645868
Hey wait a minute
what's that on the right
just wear the top hat over it, no helmet
>>
>>
>>1645869
Whatchu talkin about willis
>>
>>1645872
Oh you mean this thing that totally ruins the general aethestics them we got going here?
>>
>>1645881
What does the party think?
If they disagree, we'll just go with the greatshield upgrade, boss
>>
>>
>>1645881
>>1645882
While I would be on your side, Joseph, OP is correct about how it would ruin the team's aesthetics. It is because we're all dressed in more victorian clothes, yet that new costume is more of a medieval crusader theme. The thematics of the team is more important than the design of a single person.
At the least, however, it could be a alternative costume for Joseph if the team aesthetics changes forwards a more crusader-y getup.
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>>1645882
>What does the party think?
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>1645890
...How much would it cost to give the Golem the Whiterun Door armour as something cosmetic, OP?
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>>1645895
Like. 0
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>>
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>>1645897
>>1645900
Shruuore
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>>1645905
hey
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>>1645906
Hey
>>
>>1645906
You never objected to it, and at least it is more of a impressive appearance compared to your former self.
>>
>>
>>1645907
stop that
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>>1645913
>Know that the party has about 2 Gold left. So that's all ya can spend
That's fine.
Are there any staff members in the outpost besides the Hunter Merchant and Joseph's Bro whenever he visits?
Any travelling priests, monks, or hunters around?
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>>1645915
Currently. No.
BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM GO THERE IF YOU SAVE UP AND UPGRADE YOUR SETTLEME--I ah mean, Hunter Oupost.
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>>1645918
That's the same logic that led to your little game having just 2-3 actual large 'towns'. It isn't like we need to head back there anyway, since we can continue on and convert the next Elder Vampire's place into a new hideout.
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>>1645925
I suggest Horace get an upgraded Bible for better prayers
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>>1645927
I'll not speak the name, else He arrives once more.
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>>1645927
How much does what cost? The outpost upgrade?
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>>1645939
...What did I just say. Also, I say the bible upgrade is more useful in aiding us completing our goal.
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>>1645939
Well ya see.
You can:
- Get the new and revised Bible. Giving +5 to prayer rolls
- Get the Holy Cloak. Giving +2 Speed and +2 Prayer Rolls
- Spend money to convert a section of the outpost into a small altar to get a priest to come and provide priestly services such as blessings, healings and giving Horace priestly lessons
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>>1645951
>- Spend money to convert a section of the outpost into a small altar to get a priest to come and provide priestly services such as blessings, healings and giving Horace priestly lessons
This guy would've been a great help back when Gar was still alive.
How much is it?
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>>1645957
Everything listed costs 2 gold each
>captcha
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>>1645959
>>captcha
I BELIEVE IN THIS!
If I hand in Bob's photo of his wife, all my knives, and my sandwich, how good of a new outpost upgrade can I get?
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>>1645963
>Actually falling for the Outpost Upgrade meme
Why don't you preorder the newest repackaged version of Skyrim, while you're at it?
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>>1645963
>>1645968
"Well, with that amount of traded stuff. You can get an altar. A forge so i can make you better equipment plus an alchemy station so i can make you better potions. Or you can give everything into the altar and make into a proper altar, complete with marble statues of the Almighty and pipe organs. And no, there won't be anyone to direct you to start new "settlements" or whatever"
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>>1645976
Will the proper altar make the church and resulting priest and services be even better than before?
That's one sweet altar.
>>1645978
Well since there's a fast travel to this outpost, it isn't that bad. We can cannibalize the rooms of subsequent bosses we defeat for the Clockwork Outpost. We can go there whenever we go back to upgrade or rest before an important fight.
By the way, is Oswell ever going to use his recipe book?
>>
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>>1645985
>Yes
Dumping all my funds into the church. Vampire's bane here we go!
>>1645985
>Used it once or twice before. Doesn't use it lately.
>Or be active lately, for that matter..
If he was here he could exchange his unused gear for some sweet upgrades and gear, but he tends to hoard it so whatever I guess.
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>>1645987
That reminds me, is it possible that I can have some of your guys' stakes? Being the person who is effective against the final forms of bosses, I think that it's fair for me to have them on hand to deal the finishing blows.
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>>1645987
"Right. Altar is a go. We all done? anybody else needs anything?"
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>>1645990
Just to make sure for certain: How many speed potions do we have currently?
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>>1645999
Then maybe we can trade in a stake for another speed potion, since it seems like /someone/ need to carry everyone through the hallway of traps.
>>1645998
And aside from the guy at the door earlier, the fact that we only use stakes on the bosses is why I'm suggesting that I should have the spare stakes, to be used when they are needed.
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>>1645999
I bought another one remember
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>>1646004
Oh right. So 2 speed potions in total
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>>1646002
>And aside from the guy at the door earlier,
Using it on the door guy was clever.
>since it seems like /someone/ need to carry everyone through the hallway of traps.
I noticed that Oswell has the same Speed as me, otherwise is our Speed enough?
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>>1646006
>Using it on the door guy was clever.
It wasn't, really. He could've just been taken care of without relying on a stake, especially since he was asleep.
>I noticed that Oswell has the same Speed as me, otherwise is our Speed enough?
Last time I checked, the hallway has traps that have a +15 bonus against people trying to get through it. Remember that we also need to get the entire party through it, as well.
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"Well. It seems my work here is done. Guess I'll be going then"
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>>1646016
Let's start exploring now, we gotta grind those levels
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>>1646016
Alright. So here's the plan: I'll drink up on the the potions, two sips from the speed potion and three on the power potion. With that, I'll be able to carry about half the party plus me through the trapped hallway. Sounds fair?
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>>1646016
wait...m I love you
platonicly
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>>1646016
"Wait. Actually. I forgot something. For being such loyal customers. I have a gift for each of you. THat's currently active. Before I go"
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>>1646025
A gift? What kind of gift?
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>>1646013
>It wasn't, really. He could've just been taken care of without relying on a stake, especially since he was asleep.
Huh. I read through it again and noticed that it didn't do anything overall, guess I read it too quickly. I was mostly thinking of its instant-kill usage for certain mini-bosses should we ever decide to.
Still catching up.
>>1646016
>>1646019
>>1646018
Can we check up on the altar and priest first to try out his services?-
>>1646025
Thanks, Hunter Merchant! You're actually a rather good guy to make business with.
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>>1646025
really?
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>>1646026
"You get a membership pass. Now your purchases costs 1 gold less"
>>1646027
"You get some better soles for your speed boots. Giving you a further +2 Speed"
>>1646028
"You get another Speed Potion"
>>1646029
"You get a costume that can be put over your current one, it doesn't affect stats"
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>>1646041
Oh shiiiit
my first glamoured outfit
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>>1646041
Sweet. But does this apply per item that costs 2+ gold, or just a flat -1 to item purchases?
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>>1646049
The former.
To get a flat minus to all purchases to the point of getting cheap things for free. Get the Gold Membership
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>>1646053
Again, thankies for the membership pass. I'll make sure to use it at some point!
Now, are we all done with buying our stuff?
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>>1646057
Yes. I'm sure you're all done with buyin' n shite.
Now go and clear out the vault for even more stuff.
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>>1646062
Sweet. Did we already clear out the trap room?
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>>1646062
Right, right. So the potions. I'll take two sips from the speed potion, and three out of the power potion. I'll need that to get through the traps and bring someone along..
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>>1646064
No.
Only the hallway leading up to it.
The Room of deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness is still uncleared. It's actually 3 rooms. One main one in the middle with 1 chest at the center and 2 other rooms on its side.
All are filled with deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness
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>>1646067
Ah, right...
Can we ask the Hunter Merchant and new priest for advice on traps?
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>>1646067
Hence why I'm drinking the speed potion, so that I can potentially evade said traps.
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>>1646069
"They are totally gay. And don't even give me that shit with the "feminine penis" crap. Traps are gay."
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>>1646076
At least they are less gay than futas, since those who are attracted to traps know deep down that they want to fuck a guy. Right?
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>>1646076
Not in front of Wilda-chan, Merchant!
Lemme just... cover her ears for the rest of the lesson on traps.
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>>1646076
no, we mean the traps in the hallway
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>>1646054
you turned me off faggots, so I'm not following thread.
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>>1646082
"Totallly gayyyyyy"
>>1646083
"Oh those. Have you tried have a really fast guy bypass them and taking the loot back? Or disabling them by finding the hidden control switch? Or use your throwing knives to activate them early to throw off their aim while having a really fast guy run through them?"
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>>1646090
...I think he said something about going very fast through the thing. I already planned on doing that, but I need to drink the potions first.
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>>1646099
Then we can try to go through the trapped hallway together, and see if that works out. Maybe see if we can find a switch on the other side to disable the traps.
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>>1646101
>>1646025
Shucks, I figured you'd be around for the others' purchases. Guess you weren't interested in getting the Hunter Merchant's gift then?
You still have those unused gear if you want to trade them in for more stuff.
>>1646102
Yeah. Alternatively someone throws an object like a brick or throwing knife to set off the traps while I use the opportunity to do that.
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>>1646102
Yes. Plan out your...plan.
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>>1646104
can I have my body back
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>>1646104
Take one of the speed potions that we got, take two sips and give Horace a sip of it. Then we both try to get through the trapped hallway and find something over there to deactivate that section.
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>>1646106
gotta go fat
>>1646109
What's the magic word?
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>>1646120
Like after the looting and 1 battle
>>1646112
Now. Is this the plan the hunters are going with?
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>>1646122
Yes
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>>1646111
>What's the magic word?
u r faget
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>>1646122
It is, let do it.
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>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1646130
Easy.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1646130
These are some tough traps.
>Your cannon is now a pez dispenser
Is it minty?
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>>1646130
Whoops, forgot pic
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>>1646135
We're Bing Bing Wahooing through this now.
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>>1646130
>That's the magic phrase. Not the magic word.
close enough
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>>1646138
>>1646139
Wilda and Horace has managed to reach the chest in the center of the room
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>>1646143
Nice. I'll check the chest, while you check for a switch to turn off the traps, Horace.
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>>1646144
Checking chest
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>>1646147
congratulations
it's a girl
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>>1646147
Yeah, feels gay to me. Now check the chest which isn't a body part.
>>
>>1646150
Roll 1d15 to so how much gold you find in there
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Rolled 12 (1d15)
>>1646152
Seems like the robot already triggered the trap guarding it. Good for him.
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>>1646154
You found 12 gold inside
>>1646153
Roll 1d10 to detect Switch
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>>1646155
Nice. Best to keep that in a bag, so that it's safe for later on when we meet the merchant on the next floor.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1646155
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646159
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1646161
Let me try finding the switch.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646159
>>1646161
>>1646165
The adjacent rooms both have chests at the end.
One is filled with blades, the other flamethrowers
Horace failed to find where the switch is. Wilda jumps in and notices it's actually inside a small panel on the ceiling in the Flamthrower room.
MEANWHILE.
Hunters on the outside roll 1d10 to see if vampires show up while the others are looting
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>>1646170
>Horace failed to find where the switch is. Wilda jumps in and notices it's actually inside a small panel on the ceiling in the Flamthrower room.
Let's go for the Flamethrower room.
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>>1646170
...Seems like we need a divine blessing of sorts to help fireproof me enough to get that switch. Think you could give me that blessing, Horace?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1646170
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>>1646177
I'm helping
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>>1646181
Yes, of course.
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>>1646177
While the other hunters are concocting of a plane. Outside, some vampire soldiers appear
"The fuck is that"
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>>1646188
could I interest you in this pamphlet about Super Robot Pilot show?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646187
Roll 1d10
>>1646191
"HO FUCK IT TALKED"
"DEMONIC FIEND!"
"BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE FOULD BEAST"
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>>1646195
Have you seen yourself in the mirror, fellows
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>>1646207
Indeed you do. The prayers have given Wilda and Horace +10 Fire resistance.
>>1646198
"Mirrors?!"
"I'M SORRY, BUT THAT IS INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE TO US VAMPIRES"
"WE DON'T SHOW UP IN MIRRORS YOU IGNORANT BIGOT"
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>>1646211
wusses
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1646213
>>1646215
Roll 1d10 against the fire
You have +10 Fire resistance.
Fire has +5 Damnable Unholy Fire
>>1646212
"THIS UPPITY LOG NEEDS TO BE CUT DOWN"
"CHOP IT UP"
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1646224
Through the fire, and the flames.
>>
>>
>>1646224
and here I thought to offer you the mirror which reflect vampires.
You'll finally be able to know how you look.
Fiiine, keep being in unknown.
Shame. You looking better than hunters you know
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>>1646233
Hm...
I wonder if there was something we were supposed to use to avoid it.
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>>1646228
>>1646226
fack. Fire too strong. Wilda and Horace had to jumped back out
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1646230
"This log is getting on my nerves. Make it eat a firebomb"
"k"
Roll 1d10
>>1646240
Yeah probably.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1646244
Stop using noname firebombs, really. Order some explosives at Prinny Squad Guild. I give you coupons
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>>1646247
Oh nice, good idea.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1646249
"This shilling is getting on my nerves. Make it eat an exploding penguin thing"
"k"
Roll 1d10
>>1646247
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1646255
Here we go.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646255
See, these are clearly two time better.
I have more coupons for ya
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1646259
The traps has been disabled
>>1646261
"These coupons is getting on my nerves. Make them paper shreds"
"k"
Roll 1d10
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>>1646271
Nice. I'll go check up on the chest in the axe room, while you go check the chest in the flamethrowing room, Horace.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1646271
I will always have more tho
also check this metallic bonus cards, while doing regular shopping, sellers will do include points on these card and in the end of year you can trade them on various bonuses, which include Mark's plushies
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>>1646282
Well, how about I stay out of the room and watch over you as you check out the chest?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1646275
These pointless cards are getting on my nerves. Make them eat points"
>>1646282
>>1646274
So which is it
>>
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>>1646288
I'll wait outside the fire room as Horace checks the chest in there, and vice versa for the axes room.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1646288
woo, shiny +5
thanks for level up. wahooo
you are now eligible for Amibo of Mark
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1646292
>>1646291
Horace Roll 1d10 to detect traps
>>1646294
"Hey guys. I used the distraction you guys provided to steal these cannons inside that weird log"
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646305
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>>1646305
jokes on you, they are on remote control
FIRE
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>>1646308
Horace did not detect any traps. Even though there definitely be. When he opens this chest the trap will have a hidden bonus
>>1646310
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>>1646316
Laughtrack.wav was provided by SitComCompanyam i dead
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>>1646316
Horace, be careful!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1646320
Nah. But the blast somehow UnFixed your face. And now it's like this.
>>1646323
Roll 1d10 to open chest.
+19 Speed You
+17 Hidden Trap Chest
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>>1646327
>Nah. But the blast somehow UnFixed your face. And now it's like this.
headbutt vampires
wash those words with blood
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1646327
Here we go.
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>>1646327
I say they fixed his face, to be honest.
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>>1646328
"BUT CAN YOU HEADBUTT...YOUR OWN CANNON?!"
>>1646329
Smacked
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>>1646335
become the one with cannon
activate GATTAI procedure
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1646335
Damn it. Shoot Horace with a healing cannonball, and hope he doesn't screw up getting the chest's loot again.
>>
>>1646338
>>1646341
Horace is healed. perhaps he would like to try again
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>>1646350
assimilate cannon
rotate 180 degrees and shoot
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>>1646354
My God. He used the ancient secret technique:
Sidestepping
>>1646355
Yes
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>>1646367
just start firing and spinning
firing and spinningG Gundam style
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>>1646367
My god, how do the vampires know of such a technique? They must be the elite of the elite...
>>
>>1646369
The vampire soldiers utilizes a second ancient secret technique
Standing really close under the cannon outside its minimum range
>>1646374
Roll 1d10 to disable trap
+19 Speed You
+14 Trap
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1646386
>>
Hey hunter meatbags, press overdrive button
>>1646386
keep spinning and firing
FASTER
also pull one leg out
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1646393
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>>1646395
Too bad Jon was the one with the remote, and he's currently asleep somewhere else.
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>>1646402
useless pile of flesh
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1646414
I'll try dealing with the trap, by punching right back at it!
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>>1646414
Ancient golem technique
Helicopter take off
SO LONG BITCHES
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1646418
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>>1646424
Don't forget the +18 that I have to Power, OP.
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>>1646424
Yes. And 18 + 4 = 22
While 10 +14 = 24
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>>1646434
Whoops, forgot pic
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>>1646436
exactly as planned. keep spinning and firing!
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>>1646442
Or that. I just want to be a bit more dramatic in dealing with the fist trap.
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>>1646440
Vampire forth ancient secret technique
Flying using their wings
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>>1646447
They'll get tired eventually
keep firing and spinning
after all sooner or later walls will collapse and ceiling will fall down
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>>1646454
"You do realize that you ran outta ammo right"
>>
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1646449
Not really, that's more like three vampires watching a log with a cannon blast stuff. Anyway, I'll heal myself and Horace up with another cannon shot, and try again at beating the punching chest, this time with speed instead of pure power.
>>
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>>1646462
Exactly the sort of drama we needed.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1646460
"Yeah, well, you ran outta ammo"
>>1646461
Then Horace and Wilda roll 1d10
Combined your Speed Bonus is 40
The Chest has +14 Trap Bonus
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1646476
Truly this chest is a fearsome foe.
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>>1646481
>>1646478
>>1646484
Fist trap has been disabled
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>>1646489
That's the power of teeeeamwork! Now let see what this chest holds loot-wise.
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>>1646489
keep spinning, realize you grabbed the bomb. release bomb at will in random direction
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>>1646493
"Oh hey it blew a hole in the wall"
"Wonder what's inside"
>>1646492
>>1646493
Roll 1d15.
The gold found inside is your combined result
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Rolled 6 (1d15)
>>1646505
>>
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Rolled 10 (1d15)
>>1646505
rolling
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>>1646511
>>1646509
Current Party Gold: 31
>>
>>
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>>1646518
>10
"Oh sweet, look guys. A hidden ancient vampire artifact"
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>>1646505
>"Wonder what's inside"
use secret Helicopter TakeOff techinque to flight in the hole
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1646535
Roll 1d10 to use secret Helicopter TakeOff techinque to fly into the hole
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1646539
Master Asia help me
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>>1646545
We'll get you after we loot the other chest. Just stay there!
>>
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>>1646554
what's on lower floor
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>>1646554
Wait, hold on, I think I got something stuck in my mouth.
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>>1646557
>How'd you get stuck?-
have you tried to spin real hard on floor after you headbutt it?
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>>1646557
>>1646559
What thing
>>1646558
The third floor. Where the party has been through already
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>>1646564
The thing in the bottom right, what is that?
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>>1646564
>The third floor. Where the party has been through already
are there any changes
>>
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>>1646567
Your jaw.
>>1646568
Nah not really. I mean somebody moved a rug slightly to the left, I guess.
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>>1646572
>Nah not really. I mean somebody moved a rug slightly to the left, I guess.
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
[Court Record updated]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
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>>1646587
Horace is on the scene
"HOH SHIT WHO IS THAT"
"HE'S WEARING ALL BLACK! A SUSPICIOUS PERSON!"
"POSSIBLY A RAPIST"
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>>1646596
Can I use my stretchy gogo arms to move the rug and reveal whole floor?
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>>1646602
Horace goes to pull Golem out
"LOOK! HE'S GRABBING THE THING'S LEGS!"
"HE IS A RAPIST!"
>>1646600
Yes.
That is indeed, a floor.
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>>1646605
Now we must think WHY rug was moved to the left. Observe the whole scene
Think outside of the box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2c-rfZ6uVE
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>>1646612
"RAAAAPPPEEEE!!!"
"THERE'S A RAPE HAPPENING!"
>>1646614
Oh hey a box
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>>1646622
>Oh hey a box
Quick, grab it while we can!
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>>1646622
Quick, smash in that vampire's head before he attracts more vampires!
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>>1646626
>>1646631
Since this counts as a combo attack the vamp is most def dead. Deader. Since he's undead.
Or is it dead again. Eh, whatever.
Wilda just have to roll 1d10 and get it to >=2 to smash hi head to bits
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>>1646639
GET THE BOX
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1646639
Just hold him still for me, Horace.
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>>1646642
>>1646651
>>1646641
Box gotten
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>>1646661
Open the box
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>>1646661
Nice. Let keep up the momentum, and take out the other two vampires.
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>>1646664
I GOT THE BOX
YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeUMCgZdEyU
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>>1646663
It's empty
>>1646666
The other two are trying to escape. Quick! Somebody stop em!
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>>1646673
I got it! I'll chase them down.
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>>1646673
It must have double bottom!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1646679
Nah I'm pretty sure it only has 1 bottom
>>1646677
No, because Horace has weak noodly arms unsuited for pulling things out.
You could say that...Horace has a weak pullout game.
>>1646678
Roll 1d10 to give chase
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>>1646686
turn it inside out!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1646686
Well, shit.
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>>1646688
>>1646691
>>1646692
"HAHA! WE OUTRAN A LITTLE GIRL!"
"WOO!"
"AND ALSO A RAPIST!"
"YEAH!"
"...."
"..."
"Wait, did we just left a little girl alone with a rapist?"
"shiet"
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>>1646700
Come back here damn it!
Can I wallrun to try catching up to them?
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>>1646700
That's a message left by rug mover!
Read it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLiZiquxsUQ
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>>1646700
Damn it. Head back and lift the golem out of the ground. I have the power to do so, even without having to use drugs.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646709
>>1646706
OH MY GOD!
IT'S A SERIES OF LINES!
>>1646705
"OH SHIT IT'S THE RAPIST!"
Roll 1d10 to catch em
Wallrunning gives you a +5
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>>1646719
>OH MY GOD!
>
>IT'S A SERIES OF LINES!
ENHANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXCaHq-F0m4
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1646719
You can run but you can't hide!kek
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>>1646719
Now can you stop being distracted by a red herring, and go help Horace? I'll quickly check out that chest from the axe room, and get the loot from it.
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>>1646728
It goes down to a floor we have already cleared. We don't need to worry too much about it.
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>>1646721
Damn, look at those lines
>>1646723
"OH FUCK HE GOT US!"
"HE'S RAPING ME RIGHT NOW! HE'S LITERALLY RAPING ME RIGHT NOW!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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>>1646731
ENHANCE HARDER
>>
>>
>>1646733
"Once upon a time. There was a guy who went to Spain."
What could this mean?
>>
>>
>>1646749
Keep reading! It's an important clue!
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>>1646759
"So one day he went to a restaurant, sat down and ordered some food. But then he noticed another man sitting near him"
>>1646760
"What?! S-STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU RAPIST!"
>>1646754
Climbing up into the hole
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>>1646771
Now, let see what's over in this hole.
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>>1646771
KEEP READING
I'm sure this time punchline is not "u r faget"
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>>1646779
"bleh"
>>1646775
Rummaging through the rubble and whatnot
>>1646776
"The other man was eating something with gusto, looking mighty pleased. So the guy waited until his food came and asked his waiter "Hey waiter, what's that guy eating over there? Looks pretty good"
>>
>>1646789
Now for the other vampire.
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>>1646789
this gotta be poak buns
keep reading
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>>1646789
Surely, there must be something good in this pile of junk.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1646792
"STAYAWAY FROM ME VILE FIEEEENNND!!"
>>1646802
Roll 1d10 to find something good in this pile of junk
>>1646797
"To get the rest of the story, buy the Part 2 DLC"
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>>1646809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvqIHkfXlM8
TODD
THE CULPRIT IS YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpb2iTL39Cw
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>>1646809
I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
Stun him.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1646809
One man's garbage is another man's gold.
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>>1646815
"To continue reading, stop your accusations of Todd of the Howard Clan"
>>1646819
"Also bleh"
>>1646820
Oh hey. You found a strange mask. Not made of any material of this plane. It feels otherworldy to the touch, as if you're grabbing air, but somehow it's there.
Kinda look like your cousin actually.
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>>1646830
Time to drag these two vampires back and tie them up.
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>>1646830
>"To continue reading, stop your accusations of Todd of the Howard Clan"
No! You shall not go unpunished!
>>
>>1646835but I'll go to sleep
thanks for bread
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>>1646835
Yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it?
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>>1646830
...Might be worth keeping on hand, and potentially get investigated later on. How about the chest over in the room with the axes?
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>>1646832
>>1646843
Well. Since HOrace captured the vamps and the traps of the room are disabled. Now you may freely try to open the chest
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>>1646857
Now, let see what this chest holds...
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1646862
>>1646861
Now.
Roll 1d10 to open chest.
Horace has +14 Speed
Wilda has +11 Speed
Chest have +17 hidden Traps
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1646884
Wait, did the potion wear off?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1646884
Welp. I forgot about the traps.
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>>1646886
Yes.
The vampires counted as a batle
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>>1646895
Jeez! That hurts. Hopefully Horace manage to disable it.
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>>1646908
Great! Time to defuse it then heal Wilda.That zoom though.
>>
>>1646921
The trap has been defused and the treasures inside are ready to be taken
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>>1646927
Well, hopefully it'll be good treasure. Seems like this vault only has coins and nothing but.
>>
>>
>>1646932
We can buy stuff with them, sure, but the nicer gear is found elsewhere.
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>>1646932
>>1646930
CAN YOU HANDLE THE AMAZING TREASURES INSIIIIIIIIIDE?!
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>>1646943
Probably. We handled the treasure of finding Joseph's long lost brother well enough, and even fought him good.
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>>1646963
>>1646964
So now roll 1d10
The result is whichever is higher.
10: Rare item
7-9: Uncommon Item
4-6: Common item
2-3: Gold
1: Something completely useless
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1646970
Rollin'.
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>>1646983
You found:
A sword and the next part of the Box the Golem found
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>>1646996
...Well, it's common alright. What's the stats of that thing?
>>
>>
>>1647001
Does 3 damage.
And nothing else.
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>>1647007
...What if we attached it to the stick that we have? Does that boosts its stats in any way?
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>>1647010
Ah.
You have increased its range.
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>>1647021
Nice. Now attach the skull that we were carrying around at the point where the sword and stick meet.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1647025
Roll 1d10 to see if the combination somehow creates the Rage Spear through unexplained vampire magic. If not then it just a weird looking spear.
>>1647028
Once upon a time. There was a guy who went to Spain.
So one day he went to a restaurant, sat down and ordered some food. But then he noticed another man sitting near him
The other man was eating something with gusto, looking mighty pleased. So the guy waited until his food came and asked his waiter "Hey waiter, what's that guy eating over there? Looks pretty good
"Bull testicles, sir" The waiter replied
"Bull testicles?" the man asked again
"Yes sir, we're next to a bullfighting arena. Whenever the bul dies, we get to colelct and cook it into dishes"
"Then....I'd like one too" the man says
...
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1647072
Potentially neat.
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>>1647077
Congrats.
You just made a weird looking spear thing.
It doesn't do anything special.
>>1647085
...
"Sorry sir. But that was the last bull today. Come back earlier tomorrow and we're sure to have some for you"
THe man conceeded. And returned the day after, earlier this time. He sat down and ordered a nice big plate of Bull Balls.
And Balls he ate. With gusto like the man he saw yesterday. He then called the waiter
"How did you find your testicles, sir?" the waiter asked
"Oh it was delicious, my compliments to the chef....But...there's something I want to ask" the man says
"What is it sir?"
"Well....these balls are smaller than the ones from yesterday, why is that?"
Then the waiter answered:
"Oh it's because today the bull won"
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>>1647098
Hmm, maybe it need to be reminded of its rage. Try taking the meat of the rage beast, and rub it all over the 'spear'.
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>>1647107
If anyone wants it. If not, we could sell it as vendor trash and make us some extra money. Not like we have much use for that junk anyway.
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>>1647102
Now it's a weird looking spear thing with stinky flesh all over it.
>>
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>>
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>>1647140
>>1647147
So let's just put it in the magical party inventory bag of holding that is Horace's giant anus.
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>>1647148
>but we could've done this all in the Outpost when we had more support and supplies, like an actual crafting bench.
But that's the lazy way of doing crafting. Putting random shit together is much more fun!
>>
Well, that was a whole lotta something. Told you that skull would have made a better hat than anything else.
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>>1647164
Yes. And with this. We end this thread.
Updates are here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
yadda yadda, nobody gets any boons today
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>>1647197
Tempting! But eh. I'd have to talk Orc into it. Maybe next thread.
Also, obviously that is Horatio, Horace's twin
>>
>>1647197
Who in the what now
>>
>>1647221
Oh. Well, maybe he is Horatio the second? Horatio junior, one could say.
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>>1647213
He can't just put on the mask and pretend to be Horace! He's a impostor!
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>>1647221
fast
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>>1647237
>>1647246
...Anyway, can you please sign this? There's something that caught my eye, and I kinda want to be in it.
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>>1647253
Yep. Not like that sort of thing was uncommon.
You should really talk to your twin brother about his impersonation problem... Assuming you aren't, in fact, trying to impersonate him in the first place, to make others think you have a twin when you don't.
I'm on to you, chand.
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>>1647280
Now we must decipher what VFC stands for.
V, obviously, stands for Vagina
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>>1647272
>>1647280
>>1647287
It actually stands for "Vermin Fight Club". It is where creatures fight other creatures to win the tourney that they are in. I'll try not to disappoint you guys, and try to do my best!
>>
Really fun thread
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>>1647308
So what you're saying is that it doesn't stand for Vipers fighting Crabs
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>>1647315
cool
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>>1647329
I mean, a match-up where a Viper fights a Crab is possible, but the tourneys tend to be more diverse in terms of creatures.
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>>1647352
And it also doesn't stand for Vans Flying into Churros
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>>1647363
No, but that's another possible match that can occur.
Anyway, what's the current status of Oswell, Joseph, and Jon?
>>
>>1647374
Inactive
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>>1647387
But what kind of inactivity? I want to see if I can nick something off of Oswell.
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>>1647412
The kind where they're not allowed to be interacted with as that'd be unfair.
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>>1647421
Well, alright. I'll see you next bread, then.
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>>1647457
aight
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