Foreign Lands #1

>>1643417
>Monk

>>1643417
>Bard

>>1643426
Monk

>>1643485
>>1643426
But y though?
Unless you going for drunken one.

Dont you wana be able to debuff your bad guys buy talking shit to them
And spreding moghty tales of every ones deeds?
All thr taveb wenchs would be thowing thelfs at us.
Pretty easy to make m ore money
And char is by far best stat

>>1643417
>Monk

>>1643496
Bards are super gay and are literal chads.

>>1643417
>monk

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A monk. One of the holiest men in the kingdom, you spent years in the uppermost northern monastery by the name of La-Gren Shay. You devoted your spirit to Da-Lingsay, an ancient diety who put Justice and Martial Prowess above all else.

As the King got on in years he began searching for comfort in religion, most felt too soft for him until he found the sparse monasteries where you and your brothers spent lifetimes training, your bodies hard enough to withstand warhammer and reflexes fast enough to catch arrows. Some of you even harnessing the divine power of your lord himself had convinced the King to stay for a few months. Before ling he returned to his castle requesting you join him as a spiritual advisor.

You told him of your many years with the Order of the Divine Hand and how your training mainly focused on...
>Hand to Hand Combat
>Arcane Art
>Learning ancient wisdom
>Speed and agility
>Sculpting a solid body
>Fortifying your mind
>Ability with martial weapons
>Other

(Choose 2)

>>1643635
>Fortifying your mind
>Learning ancient wisdom
A true monk. Zen like a motherfucker.

>>1643635
>Hand to Hand Combat
>Arcane Art

>>1643635
>Hand to Hand Combat
>Speed and Agility

Let's be IP-man y'all!

>>1643635
>Fortifying your mind
>Learning ancient wisdom

>>1643640
>>1643635
Support
>Hand to Hand Combat
>Speed and Agility

>>1643640
Supporting.

Death by 1000 punches when

You spent your days slamming foot and fist into stone, you broke bones ten times over, you left enough blood puddled at your feet to entice vampires and other creatures of the night from miles around. After years your bones grew stronger than thought possible, the stone gave way to your fists and feet. Blood was replaced with stone dust and pebbles.

When your hands recovered you trained the rest of your body, leaping from the highest towers in the monastery you perfected landing with cat like agility and swiftness. You set loose horses just to chase them down, you allowed yourself to be used as an archery target just to grab the arrows or dodge tens of spears.

Slowly you became one of the strongest unarmed fighters known to your lord, his power surged through you and when your training was complete and you we're given the blessing of the Divine Fist his holy light enveloped you burning the holy marks of your order into your palms and on the tops of your feet.

You finish your Mead and set the mug to the side as you wait for your contact, a man by the name of Falmin. Before too long of wondering where he is a hooded elf sits across from you and slides you a small pouch of gold and a letter.

"You talk to nobody about this, your ties to the kingdom are cut. The only concern you have now is this mission." He says before standing and walking towards the front of the Tavern.

You notice a few Dwarven men with studded clubs on their hips watching him with interest and beginning to rise to follow him.

>Read the letter
>Shout to the Elf
>Silently follow the Elf
>Silently follow the Dwarves
>Other

>>1643747
>Skim over the letter before deciding to follow the elf or not

>>1643747
>Silently follow the Elf
Is there a difference in who we choose to follow?

>>1643747
>Read the letter

>>1643854
>>1643759
Support.

>>1643747
>Read the letter>>1643629
How are they super gay? Whwn compard to a guy that cant put his dick in anything and just spent most of his life fisting other guys
And thats not gay?

You quickly skim the letter. Not being able to get into detail you only see that the mission will take you to a distant land, the King's health is failing rapidly and a man is in the court of the ruling family. The end reads simply: This is a quest of top priority and no time should be wasted completing it. That's as much as you can gleam before the door opens and you see the Dwarves following hands on their weapons.

>Read the letter completely
>Follow the Dwarves
>Go get a room for the night
>Other

>>1643886
>Follow the Dwarves

>>1643886
>Follow the Dwarves

>>1643897
>>1643904
Support

You rose from your seat and grab your cloak wrapping the rough dull orange cloth around your shoulders.

You watch the door close behind the dwarves and step out behind them into the winter air, your cloak stops most of the cold but a breeze blows chilled air straight to your bones. You suppress a shiver and stay next to the door as the men flank the elf. He turns.

"I thought I told you..oh..gentleman." he says hand hovering over his belt.

"I wouldn't recommend it, Councilor. Michael needs to have a word about your mission." Says the dwarf pulling free the small club from his waist

Michael is the king's son, you met him very rarely but when you did he was always a moody one. You wonder what these brutes are ordered to do, but it seems they are mistaken that it is your contact who is on the mission, not you.

>Intervene
>Watch the confrontation from a distance
>Go back into the tavern
>Gather your horse and set off
>Other

>>1643948
Watch from a distance.

>>1643948
>Intervene
Act drunk to lower their guard.

>>1643948
Intervene.
Let's punch dwarves and save the sissy elf.

>>1643987
We trained our firsts hard man. Let us punch first and ask questions later.

Time to step in.

>Sucker punch intro
Or
>Try to talk them out of it acting drunk

Roll a d20 with your choice

>>1644007
>Try to talk them out of it acting drunk
Drunken fests

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1644015

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1644007
Drunk

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1644007
Sucker punch intro

>>1644017
>>1644022
>>1644038
>these rolls

>>1644118
Then we find out its roll under

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1644007
>Try to talk them out of it acting drunk

This quest ever coming back?

Also One-Inch punch when?