God game

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Ug. Space fart. Hold on it's just past this.

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Ok. Here we stand before our creation. Don't mind the smog. Clearly this is the only important thing in the universe so what will we do to it?

>>162634
Set fire to it. Find a better planet.

>>162634
Seconding>>162704

Find a colder planet

Forcefully evolve any native life there and rise them to the space era, so they can have battles with an empire of machines created by a less cool god

>>162634
examine life, please

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Sorry guys. The real world pulled me away for a moment, but now I have some time again.

Earth is sent spiraling into the sun. It will take a few hours before they are all dead. Enough time to think about what they have done!

So here we are at our new world. What do we do with that?

>>163266
Nake a race of super human geneticly pure aryan people

>>163266
make a race of watermelon snakes :^)

>>163274
>>163282
Both?
Maybe we need a lot of stuff to fill it up?

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I couldn't help myself so I did them both. (I like the melon snakes idea.)

So we have some blond blue eyed people living in the cold. They can eat snakes, but being white they don't like the taste of watermelon and they are cold.

What now?

>>163393
the snakes live in fire tunnels

teach the humans to fish out fire fruit from the tunnel vines

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>>163428
You teach the super humans to fish fruit and make the snakes live in the fire caves.

They people are mostly happy now, but most of them are vegans and never shut up about it. Otherwise life is pretty boring.

Ok. I'm probably done for the night. I might do one more suggestion or otherwise I'll probably start again in the morning.

Create Sapient and Intelligent Tungsten Giant Scorpions and Sapient and Intelligent Lava Krakens to roam the planet.

>>168681
It's a bit late, but I'll do this tomorrow unless someone votes for something else.

Give all the superhumans both genitalia. That would be super!

>>168681
>>168764
The answer is monstergirl futas.
Superhuman Tungsten Scorpiongirls - They have Dark Grey to Black hair, along with tungsten colored scorpion claws and tail unlike the Aryans. They can control and have the characteristics of Tungsten in hardness, tensile strength and melting point.
Superhuman Lava Krakengirls - They have Orange to Red hair, along with lava colored tentacles for legs unlike the Aryans. They can control lava and have the characteristics of lava in heat.

>>169324
Support.
Also,
Superhuman Watermelon Snakegirls - They have Green to Red or a combination of both hair, along with Watermelon colored snake tail for legs unlike the Aryans. They can control watermelon.

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>>169324
Ok sorry it took so long.
Ug... Monstergirls? Ok man... But let it be known that I object to where this is headed and I'm not going to drawfag any porn and especially not any monstergirl shit.

That said this is the winning idea so... The world is full of fucking futas. Literally. There's probably not much ice around anymore from all the lava stuff but with nothing else to do. Well, the world is stained white. Congratulations.

What now?

P.S.
>lava colored tentacles for legs unlike the Aryans
I misread this as "lava colored tentacles and four legs" and I thought "Fuck that. That sounds hard to draw. I'll just given them tentacles for legs!" and now I realize I did it right by mistake. Hope you guys aren't mad about my shit art though.

>>172383
He said scorpion claws and tail tho not body of scorpion.

>>172383
Also I think you got the snakegirl and lava krakengirl mixed up

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>>172453
>He said scorpion claws and tail tho not body of scorpion.
That's how it popped up in my mind so... Sorry. If it's that bad maybe I can fix it. Does it matter?

>Also I think you got the snakegirl and lava krakengirl mixed up
No, but I did upload the wrong file. Thanks for pointing this out. Here's the right one. I didn't plan to to the snakegirl because I'm lazy and not enough votes, but maybe I can add that too if it's important.

>>172505
Yeah probably for the first one.

>>172537
Ok then. That's a 8 point vote to fix the scorpiongirl body in the next turn.

>>172505

Start making a melon snake skin clothes based economy.

>>172544
I vote to introduce the Seinfeld cast into this world. Jerry will be there to make sarcastic comedy of how fucked up this world is and how terrible we are as a god. The rest of the cast will be there to do their thing.

>>172558
I like this one. I should have given myself vote power.

>>172648
Well I got the highest vote at the moment, so it could happen.

>>172537
>>172550
>>172558
Let's do all of these

>>172689
Ok I think this is good enough to take as the final vote right now so I'll get to work, but I'm lazy....

I'm drawing the Seinfeld cast now. I don't think I'll draw the snake skin thing, but maybe fix the scorpiongirl.

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>>172537
Ok we fixed the scorpiongirls so they got human like lower halves.

>>172550
We've made the people of the world trade in snake skins and taught them how to make clothes and stuff with it and they now have an understanding of value and trade and stuff. Sorry I didn't draw this, but it will probably show up in future stuff if this thread continues.

And finally my best and worst drawing ever....
(cont.)

>>173048
It never continues. It was all a hoax.

RIP

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>>172558
We resurrect and transport the Seinfeld cast to our world as the characters of the show.

Jerry opens the worlds first comedy club and has a lot of luck with his bit about "What's the deal with all this cum?" where he talks about how the planet is a mess and lacks variety. However has relationship trouble because everyone makes fun of him for having a mangled Jew penis.

George finds a nice tentacle girl and no one hears from him much.

Kramer has some mixed luck selling homemade suntan lotion. The sun isn't hot enough to give sunburns, but the lotion is cheap and easy to make.

Elaine is incapable of handling the mental stress of the move. We have to use God powers to fix her brain about once a day as she enters a mental breakdown. She acts increasingly erratic, but spends most of her time talking to her friends and avoiding the outside.

Dear god look at the nightmare teeth I made for Jerry. I'm sorry I've inflicted this on you.

What do we do now?

>>173102
Sorry should have wrote the text out before my first post.

>>173048
Split the land into several continents, and warm up the temperature in certain areas to get more biomes.

>>173113
Oh no! They're so fucking horrifying. What have we created?!

>>173113
>>173126
And also erase the Seinfeld cast from existence because jesus christ.

>>173048
>>173113
Create the first commandment:
Thou shalt not make fun of Jerry's penis.

Smite a few of the futa monster girls that made fun of his dick to show them that you're serious. We need to start getting Old Testament up in here.

>>173187
this

>>173126
>>173180
Support

My fucking god guys, we're given god powers and this is what we do...

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>>173187
>>173126

We split the land into many zones and make fantastic alien landscapes. (Oddly, for some reason, all of it is poorly drawn.)

The first commandment is passed down and we show those that have wronged our design what happens when it's broken.

There is fear and panic among our creatures. Some of them start to mangle their futa parts to please us.

>>173433
What did you expect?

>>173518
Erase all Seinfield characters from existance.
Each race begin uniting into their own race tribes.
You should use a hex grid or map or something like that instead

We need a second commandment...

>>173546
Shut the fuck up with this. Stop trying to delete stuff and work on creating stuff.

>>173518
>>173569
Second Commandment:
Worketh a shit ton so that we may see the fruits of your labor through the generations.

Second Commandment: Do not shit in streets that aren't designated.

>>173598
This. Fucking this.

>>173569
You could have made a vote for what it was and had 10 points here.

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>>173546
We remove the cast of Seinfield from existence. No traces of them or the the things they have done are left.

We divide the races into territories that we have set up for them. They are confused.

>>173598
>Second Commandment: Do not shit in streets that aren't designated.

I'll probably do one more thing today before I go to bed, if I don't have the time then I'll do it in the morning. What now?

All light green spots are now designated shitting streets.

>>173823
Remove the need to pee and shit from everyone. And expand the field and territory tenfold.

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>>173879
Ok.
>>173946
Part of this conflicts with the highest vote, but you can have the larger area.

Monsters are having trouble moving from town to town just to shit, but we have only needed to execute a few rule breakers. Humans have it good because they are allowed to shit in all the squares we have put them on. They miss the peaceful days living together.

That's all for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow as long as there's some votes.

>>174419

Go forward once century later and see what happened now that they had to evolve separately

>>175469
This, but then reintroduce the Seinfeld cast then. Maybe they will be more favorable towards the cast then.

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>>177180
>>175469

Seinfeld makes a comeback, but only they remember the events of the past. As such they were revered as prophets and ruled as kings.

The world didn't have much technology when we left it, but with the thanks of some basic information from the Seinfeld cast the world has advanced to about the same level as Earth. However due to the lack of industry and the lower population a lot less is done.

The people of this world have been working hard to follow our rules and generally everyone accepts us as a God. When someone has broken a commandment they are normally killed quickly. They have also added a few extra commandments from the teaching of Jerry and misunderstandings.

1. Thou shalt not make fun of God's penis.
2. All penises must be mangled.
3. Do not shit in streets that aren't designated. (grasslands)
4. Kill those that don't follow the word of God.
5. Don't steal from those that follow the word of God.
6. God loves fire, your life is to be a servant of fire.
7. Those that are different must be separated.
8. All bodies, but the bodies of God (Seinfeld cast) as to be burned.

The good news is that there are few wars. Despite being separated the people of this world generally don't have a problem with one another unless they have broken your word.

Most people spend their days working on the all important sewage system that helps them shit in the correct place.

However all is not perfect. One city run by the scorpions, taking up 4 cells (circled in red), has nearly abandoned the word of God and is shitting in toilets and doesn't even tell the legends of Seinfeld to their kids. About 30% does not even believe you exist, and news about them is spreading fast.

Another problem(?) is radical teaching about you. There's a growing movement to be much harder and stricter with your rules. They call themselves the Newmenites because they view life, including themselves, as a smear on your glory. They call out for the torture and burning of anyone that breaks a commandment.

>>177561

Time to pull a GOD and send your mortal son (or daughter? dunno if males other than the seinfeld cast exists) into existence to guide them into the right path via miracles and spreading the word

>>177561
Shitting is no longer a thing

Turn all areas around the city into an endless abyss, not only cutting off contact with them, but probably getting them to believe we exist.

>>177578
This. Get one of each race's virgins pregnant and send signs for one of them to raise their messiah in the heathenish city, one to raise their messiah in whatever place the Newmenites are most prevalent in, and one to become a go between between the two cities. We shall have their children become martyrs for the peoples' sins; see if they learn from their mistakes through the sacrifice of 3 innocent, god-given (literally), lives. See how that all plays out.

>>177561
Turn the Newmenites to Newt futagirls and transport them all to a new island.

>>177578

I'm not going to draw this one because I just don't know what to draw here.

We send down a mortal body of ourselves to each of the three races. One to each of their most heathenistic cities. They go about doing magic tricks and such and proving that we(God) are real. Having advanced technology this is televised and only those with crazy conspiracy theories is left as unbelievers.

The Newmanites quickly gain a lot of support and there's a large outcry to help them with problems and resolve the conflicts about what rules are correct to live by.

How should we advise them, or should we do something else?

>>178114
Flood a random part of the world. Tell them that it's their fault and that you only did it because you love them. Tell them that the world will continue to be cleansed of the sinful as long as they continue their sinful ways.

Just fuck up a random city; don't even make it a sinful one. We want to keep them on their toes. Also, I'm curious for how they will respond.

>>178114

Tell them that even god in its almighty glory makes mistakes, and that from now on (unless it who sees all decides to change everything again) the only rule to follow is to not be a dick, and that they are free to make their own rules so long again, they aren't dicks.

Its avatars will continue performing miracles and will help them until they are recalled to the glory of the almighty

>>178169
>giving up our reign as the all knowing and all powerful god to become the retard god of incompetence
Okay. That's dumb.

>>178169

Ok so we do this. The commandments are abolished and we teach them to be kind to one another. The Newmanites are quite angry about this and call us demons and tricksters. We let this go and attempt to help the people of this world with the real problems they face like food issues, population problems and sickness.

Few Newmanites still exist yet they strongly appose us. Most of the world continues the traditional rules "just to be safe" and those that break the old rules are sometimes terrorized, yet we put a stop to the Newmanites that do this.

The world enters a worldwide celebration and many people party and shout "Our troubles have ended!". Orgies ensue.

Ok it's getting close to the natural lifespan of our human/monster forms. Should we go out with a bang or something?

>>178482
Blow the world up. It was a fun experiment, but Experiment #272 proved unsuccessful; we need to make room for the next world simulation. Ask our colleagues for their professional opinions on what new factors we should introduce into the next world we create.

SURPRISE! WE WERE JUST HUMANS PLAYING GOD IN A LABORATORY.

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>>178653
We transform ourselves into a human scientist running a strange experiment on a a planet. This is now our job for some reason and we ask our colleagues for ideas for the next world to make. After clearing this world out.

They propose a world stuck in a failing orbit that will crash into a sun to see how they will handle it. The planet would be stone age and last about 10000 years, however the last 2000 years would kill of anything at the surface.

Another experiment would be on an asteroid belt using some non-breathing creatures. It's sort of a "Can it work?" kind of thing.

What should we do now?

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Little bonus picture before I go to bed.