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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 15 2017-06-29 07:49:33 Post No. 1622959
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
The hunters have just killed the first boss: Mark the Elder Vampire, Bob's master, and now they're deciding where to go next.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1622959
Present and ready to fist vampires.
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Can I have my body back?
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>>1622961
>>1622962
Well let's see. Only jon is active so would he give the Golem its AI Core back?
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>>1622962
'Later'. Let see how well you act without your body first of all.
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>>1622965
Fine. But only after scratching my taint for a good five minutes.
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>>1622966
>>1622967
And so jon scratches his taint for a good five minutes. Leaving the AI Core there
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Worst assignment ever.
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>>1622968
Well, since I'm the only one who can actually do a thing, and how none of the 'OG' characters are up, I think it's worth packing up the games and checking with Merchant Hunter to see if we have a map of what is to come.
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Okay that itch is scratched. Any idea how we put the core back in?
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>>1622959
twitter didn't update
made it
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>>1622968
ok let's put ai back
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>>1622973
hello fellow puncher glad to see more joining the cause
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>>1622973
You put it back into the Golem's Induction Port
>>1622972
"Well, you're currently in the clocktower. Head back into the main castle and proceed up the fourth floor, with Mark gone there should only regular vampires there. After clearing the fourth floor you'll move onto the fifth and into the next Elder's territory"
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>>1622980
hmm can you fix the tin can so we can have more than 2 so we can kill vamps?
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>>1622980
Cheers, but what about the extra armour that I traded a hat in for? My new mace is accounted for in the stats, but not the +5 to my health.
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>>1622987
The armour upgrade, remember? I don't think Healing Rounds stack, so I thought I only got one of them plus the armour upgrade.
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>>1622987
what's wrong?
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>>1622991
"Oh right, my mistake"
>>1622992
"Can you rephrase your question. I didn't quite understand it"
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>>1622996
Thankies. As for what they're asking, I think they want you to cut our golem into two so we'd have two half-golems for its two AIs.
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>>1622996
the Tin can, the golem thing, loOKs like he's out of commission, can you put his AI thingy back so we can kill more vamps?
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>>1623002
"Sure, but what about that "splitting it into 2" thing"
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>>1623003
oh I meant we need more than 2 to go out hunting vamps, sorry I wasn't paying attention to what I was saying.
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>>1623005
"Well alright. But with the current resources. To split the golem Imma have to divide it in half. So each new automaton would be like a manlet by golem standards."
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>>1623008
...I'll keep that offer in mind, just in case our Golem begins to act up again. But one more thing: We have gold that we can spend, so is it possible to spend said gold?
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>>1623008
Stop that. I'm am the whole. Splitting will damage ad revenue for Super Robot Season 3.
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>>1623011
I'm certain that splitting a deficit in half isn't as bad as it sounds, Mr. Outtabudgeto.
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>>1623010
"Sure"
>>1623011
>>1623012
"Alrighty then"
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>>1623017
What do you know about marketing, abomination.
You don't even have your own show.
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>>1623022
>not yet
your 15 min of glory are long past, stop living with your nostalgia
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>>1623028
bwuah?
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>>1623021
I mean, I doubt the ad revenue would decrease dramatically if there's only one person who understands that you are supposed to be a walking tie-in advert, and even if we take the splitting more literally on the target demographic, I'm sure half a man still counts as a whole man in terms of marketing.
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>>1623022
"Now let me just slowly move my finger towards this button"
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>>1623032
Hey, where's my box?
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>>1623038
Does it still count if the advertiser is the one person in question? And anyway, go on and keep up that not-so-passive aggression. That'll surely convince everyone that keeping you active is a good idea.
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>>1623040
"Oh right. Let me be distracted from pressing that button and see to this instead. Here is your loot chest. Go ahead and open it. Or not"
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>>1623045
>expecting positive attitude
and thanks to whom I'm in this state exactly? You'll kill every one of these hunters anyway the moment main quest is complete.
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>>1623046
Open the box.
But also keep the box. Because who doesn't need a good chest of loot-storing, right?
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>>1623050
Roll a d5 for what you get inside
1: Average tier
2: Good tier
3: Great tier
4: Legendary tier
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>>1623049
A rare 'possibility' in the far future based on a racist opinion is much less dangerous than pissing off Hunter HQ to the point where they thought about bombing us over to Kingdom Come. That's all I'll say.
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>>1623052
Sure, whatever. It's not like I can do anything cause all my creditability is dead in water.
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>>1623051
Goddamnit
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Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1623058
there you go op
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>>1623058
Again, he does this every thread. How does he do it?
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>>1623062
YOu got:
Mark's Scythe
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>>1623064
...Wait, didn't Mark's Scythe have a skull over where the blade and shaft met? And didn't Mark burn all his shit to spite us?
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>>1623064
fuckin neat!
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>>1623064
Gee, that is a funny looking sword.
Stats?
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>>1623065
"It's a recreation. Not the actual thing. The skull scythe is on the Legendary tier"
>>1623067
"6 damage per hit and can decapitate. Can't be dual wielded with any of your current swords. but can be strapped to your back to use as a secondary weapon"
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>>1623068
well who among us can equip it? I say give it to them and then let's hunt vamps BOOOYYYYEEE
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>>1623068
Sure, I could use more stuff to strap on my back.
Can muh waifu use it?
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>>1623074
Whoops
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Reactivate me,meatbags
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>>1623074
Or finding a level-appopiate chest at some point. But we have three active hunters, so we should buy what we want with our 5 gold, before heading off to stake another elder vampire's face in.
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>>1623077
say please, I know that's in your vocabulary module
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>>1623079
"Sure what do you want? I got potions, tools, knives, bombs, cannonballs, traps and weapon upgrades"
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>>1623082
how bout some potions for me, I can carry some and be of use other than punching
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>>1623082
What about stat-boosting drugs? I doubt we will be getting anything else but that, some bombs, equipment upgrades and potentially a trap or two.
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>>1623080
Your choice of having or not having battle support character.
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>>1623087
your choice for not just saying please.
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>>1623089
This a recon unit, gentleness is not included. For butler unit you need to contact ManletCave and Co.
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>>1623091
no one asked for such a program
just the word.
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>>1623083
Spirit Hunter-chan has multi-classed into...A farmer. hurr hurr
anyway
"Of course, got some repeating crossbows here....sadly nobody chose the Hunter Sniper class so nobody can use that. But I do have a range of sandwiches. Tuna, Bacon, Cheese, all of the above..."
>>1623084
>>1623085
"Got a selection of stat boosting potions that works for 1 battle. Some healing potions and a bunch that lets you see in the dark, listen to small noises or detect footsteps"
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>>1623093
That word isn't found.
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>>1623097
stop your lying module
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>>1623094
...That sounds nice and all, but what about the good shit? +2 per pill, works for 4 fight, all that jazz?
Also, can't believe Oswell upgraded his stand to be「Home On the Range」now.
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>>1623094
yeah grab some power up potions then.
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>>1623094
Got anything that'll pin down a flying vamp? Like, stake-on-a-rope, or garlic-nets, or something? Blood-suckers keep fleeing before we can [End Them].
Cutest farmer, living or dead.
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>>1623099
This lying module was provided by our financial sponsors which took all money and run with it.
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>>1623103
that's too bad then
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>>1623100
>>1623101
"Each sip from one of my potion gives a +5 to the stat. There's 5 type of potions for 5 of the stats of Power, Speed, Health, Special and Will. Each bottle costs 1 gold"
>>1623102
"Ya got throwing knives don't you. Use those. Buuut I can sell you a rope for 1 gold so you can attach it to one of your knives"
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>>1623105
Is there any side effects for taking more than a sip, and how much would a 'sip' count as?
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>>1623105
cool let's go hunt them vamps guys
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>>1623105
Buy rope for one gold. Lock in.
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>>1623106
"When your stat gets a +5. That's a sip. Get more than a +25 to a stat is when you went overboard and you'll....well, won't go on a rampage. But will pass out due to overdosage"
>>1623109
Oswell bought a rope
Party now has 4 Gold
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>>1623113
we will buy that one for me and how many our Lil nightmare needs.
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>>1623113
Waste money on OuttaBudgetto merchandise
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>>1623113
So you're saying I can go up to 30 strength without going insane?
Give me a few of those!
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>>1623113
Tie one end of the rope to the Golem. Slip the other end under Wilda's hat.
There we go, robutt on a leash, problems solved.
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>>1623114
>>1623116
"So which potion do you want?Will? Speed? Health? Special? Power? And how many of each?"
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>>1623120
I'll take 1 in power and 1 in special please
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>>1623120
I'll take 2 of the Power-flavoured ones, which will come to about 3 if Jon gets his bottle to share. What about a holy grenade?
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>>1623121
>>1623122
"Sure I have one. But now you're outta gold"
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>>1623124
Well, uh, we could sell the spare equipment that our golem never uses? Would that cover the costs and then some more?
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>>1623124
so did we both get what we wanted?
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>>1623125
"Oh right, the golem. Forgot to press this button to activate it. Better do it now I guess"
>>1623126
Yes
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>>1623125
don't you feel we might be a little too greedy?
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>>1623129
hmm is it worth bring him back? Ussually his support hasn't been very supportive of course it was due to curuption of his AI.... I mean Tin can is a dumb hunk of metal... yeah
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>>1623129
>"Oh right, the golem. Forgot to press this button to activate it. Better do it now I guess"
Button presses were sponsored by Q.T.E. incorporated
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>>1623129
Is that the right button? Wasn't it labelled earlier?
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>>1623130
I mean, he never used any of it, and I used them more than he had, on top of the fact that he got a fancy big sword that makes all of them moot. Even then, I'm just been getting my financial advice from that ghostly jew over there. If you want to call anyone greedy, it should be him.
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>>1623132
"slooooowly moving finger towards butttooonnnn"
>>1623138
The texture didn't load in time
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>>1623139
It's the level up button. Since the party just slain a boss.
Usually it gets noticed sooner.
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>>1623143
hmmmmmmmmmm!......
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>>1623144
Oh yeah, level ups. Let get those ups leveled.
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>>1623148
>>1623147
But what about this golem tho
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>>1623152
Fuck that golem.
In the induction port.
Yeah, stick your dick in the golem.
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>>1623152
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, we can procrastinate on it. We can level him up on his behalf.
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>>1623152
We can only press one button at a time OP, you know this. Press level up button.
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>>1623154
You should visit XenoCrossCorp.
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>>1623154
Oswell will now buttfuck the golem
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[Self-Destruction procedure initiated]
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>>1623161
read the Manuel
Oh hey Oswald, it's says the on switch is in there. If you do it you'll turn him... on
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>>1623161
Wut. No. Waifu would not approve
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>>1623165
Oswell will now not buttfuck the golem
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>>1623161
Wat no.
Not me.
I was talking to the vampire shop guy
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>>1623161
>>1623168
Think of the damn s̵̜͕̠̟̫̆̃̏̂̽̍͑͘l̡̨̫͍̭̳̹̽̀͛̆̈͢i͉̖̙̗͍̫̮̐͗́̈́̕͟͟ġ̶̭̭͍̳͎̙̭̞̆̌͒͌̚̕̕͡ͅh̷̗̙̪̥͚̖̬̬̠̔͗̿́̎̾͊͡͡t̸̤͚̫̠̱̪͉̮̪́̃̋͒̓̓̈́̀̓͞l͓̹̥͓̖̉̊͐̋̉͘͘y̸̜̩̗̜̆͗̾͋̌͞ ȩ̵̬͈̻̩͊͛̈̈̒̔̎͒͜͠͝l̡̟̙̼̖͊̃̒̈̚d̛̪̦͉̗̣͗̋̾͆̈́̀͟ŗ͚̘̺̖̹̂̀̃͆̏̑̚̚͢͝͡i̴̡̪̘̩̪̟̼͊̆̍̋̄̊͐̕͜ţ̵̠̮͕̮̐̾̀̀͐̆̕͢c̛̦̭̗͖͚̩̏͒̐͒̑̾́͜͜ͅḥ͍̖̮̆̃̀͐̉́͘͢ child, Oswell!
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>>1623168
ok so can we go kill vampires now?
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>>1623163
[aborted]
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>>1623172
After getting our bonuses for leveling up first, Jon. We got to do that first.
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>>1623168
Oswell will now level up
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>>1623172
Yes. After we fucking level. Need to master none lvl2.
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>>1623178
we didn't level yet
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Levelling up.
Loading skill selection
Aka gimme a bit to make shit up
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derp
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>>1623184
Hmm. Where is Master Of None rank two?
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>>1623184
what does dragon kick do and float like a butterfly?
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>>1623185
next two levels
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>>1623184
Give skill descripiton
What do they do?
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>>1623188
Damn. Details on Knife Barrage?
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>>1623184
Hm, what do those abilities do? I imagine that they're self explanatory, but I want clarification to be certain. Also, do we get 2 points to spend, or 3?
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>>1623186
Attack that uses Special + Speed.
Also has a chance to instakill a non-boss enemy by kickin them into the milky way
Float like a butterfry: For 5 turns get a +5 to defending rolls
>>1623190
>>1623191
Knife Barrage: Throw any number of knives you want with a maximum number of 25 knives. Roll [number thrown]d10 against the enemy who will only get 1d10. No bonuses. Each knife does 1 damage.
Knee to the crotch: Use Special + Speed to knee somebody in the crotch, doing 3 damage and stunning them
Double Slash: Now you roll 2d10 to attack normally instead of 1d10. Pick the higher result.
>>1623192
Tentacle Smack: Materialize a tentacle to smack an enemy. Using your Speed as a bonus against the enemy's. Tentacle does 4 damage
Ground Smash: Use your oversized mace to smash the ground, affecting all enemies, causing 1 damage to anyone hit and making them fall down
Eldritch Blood: non-boss Vampires who suck your blood will get damaged instead of healed
All hunters only get to pick 1
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>>1623198
float like a butter fly then
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>>1623198
Does the 'making them fall down' make them skip a turn, like what a stun does? If yes, I'll take the Ground Smash, and if not, I'll just take Eldritch Blood.
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>>1623198
Knife Barrage sounds pretty fucking sweet, but I guess it will eat up a lot of our knives.
So it's that or Double Slash or me. Just wanna her what Os-belly's opinion on it
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>>1623203
I mean, it might be worth checking with the Hunter Merchant to see how much it would cost to buy extra knifes. If they're basically a dime a dozen, I can see a use for that, especially if you get something that can help boost attacking rolls.
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>>1623202
Yea
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So is this our selection????????????
What about the tin can?
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>>1623208
he must have powered down
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>>1623207
>>1623208
Well, the other question is what needs to be rolled for it to be done. I'll still go for it, but Eldritch Blood will be next on my list of 'things to get'. As for the tin can, and Joseph and Horace, just have a 'IOU' taped to their faces.
Also, I made a small chart of what all the playable characters do currently. Who wants to see it?
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>>1623211
sure sounds good
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>>1623211
You roll 1d10. All enemy present roll 1d10.
Uses Power bonus
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>>1623213
So it is something to keep up my excuse of taking stuff that children shouldn't really be taking? Alright. Make sure to give one of the power potions two sips while we're waiting here.
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So what are you nerds picking goddamnit
>>1623215
And where's that chart
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>>1623213
save their lvl up for later
lets move on to stats
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>>1623217
up speed for Jon
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>>1623217
If Os-belly dosen't show up, Knife Barrage is a go.
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>>1623222
I see my bad. Then put a hold on this and let's get to slaying the rest of the 4th floor. Reg vamps should be no problem.
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>>1623220
The the selection is done. You may move on and do whatever
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>>1623217
Over here: https://pastebin.com/1J2RitbQ
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>>1623224
Purchase knives from hunter merchant
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>>1623226
go vamp hunting finally
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>>1623227
>>1623228
"Oswell, the party's outta cash. Use your stash of 55 knives for now. Go vamp hunting. Get some loot. Then come back and resupply"
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reactivate me,meatbags, and install double barrel
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>>1623229
Wat really.
When did I get those 55 knives.
Better not question it tho. Let's hunt guys!
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>>1623226
Also, can we get some info about the next Elder Vampire that we're hunting?
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>>1623231
"Sure. And here. You keep this button"
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>>1623233
Thanks man. I'll be using it when I need it.
So never!
*fake laughter plays in the background*
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>>1623234
>>1623232
Now who wants to roll for encounter
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>>1623235
sure I will
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>>1623236
Roll 1d10
8-10: 3 Vampires
5-7: 5 Vampires
2-4: 7 Vampires
1: 10 Vampires
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1623237
also activate tin can
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Uh, hello all. I'm a wandering Adventurer and i'm on a fetch quest. There was a request in the last town i was in for some vampire ashes. Don't suppose you folks have any? I've been sneaking around this place looking but apparently they have a very good cleaning service here or something.
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>>1623239
Oh hey 5 vampires. Oh and take that up with Oswell, he holds the button.
>>1623240
"What do you need vampire ashes for?" asks the Hunter Merchant
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>>1623242
Sure, activate tin can robotto.
And attack vampires
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>>1623242
Do you think it is time for some v̸͙̟̯̘̬̳͚͉͂͆̎̄̉̽͠ͅă̷̡̹̥̥̱̦̠̞̆̃͆͘m̴̧̛̖̹̪̝͖̩͉̹̓͗̑̎̂͟͠p̥͇̹̘̗̼̱̩̀͊́̒̋̓̉̏̕͢͠ì̷̜̠̩̩̳͙̪̱̓̍̀̀͑r͍͓̥͎̦̱͇̦̘͂̏̐̊͛̽͢ȅ̴̡̛̙̠͖̝̜̃͂̓̌̑̑͟͞ͅ ş̧̥̟̬̝̱̼̐͆͌͂̑͟͢l̷̢̨̪̮̠̝̥͔̗̑͒̐͗̓̄͌̓́̚ả̛̤̯̣̥̰̫̯̤̦̔͌̉̓̋̈́͡ͅų̷͖̮͕͓̩̼̱͐̎͋̓̄̒̃͂̍͢͟͞g̜͚̥̞̙̤͈̩͔̓̇͑͑̓̒͐ḩ̷̰̱̥̳̻͓͂̽́̋̽̕͢͠͠͡t̳̜̥̣͑̌̌̽̔͗͠ͅe̦͖̮͇͔̝̣̎́̽͆͞r͎̫̭̗̰͕̼̍͂̎̈́͘ͅͅ?
I think it is time for some v̸͙̟̯̘̬̳͚͉͂͆̎̄̉̽͠ͅă̷̡̹̥̥̱̦̠̞̆̃͆͘m̴̧̛̖̹̪̝͖̩͉̹̓͗̑̎̂͟͠p̥͇̹̘̗̼̱̩̀͊́̒̋̓̉̏̕͢͠ì̷̜̠̩̩̳͙̪̱̓̍̀̀͑r͍͓̥͎̦̱͇̦̘͂̏̐̊͛̽͢ȅ̴̡̛̙̠͖̝̜̃͂̓̌̑̑͟͞ͅ ş̧̥̟̬̝̱̼̐͆͌͂̑͟͢l̷̢̨̪̮̠̝̥͔̗̑͒̐͗̓̄͌̓́̚ả̛̤̯̣̥̰̫̯̤̦̔͌̉̓̋̈́͡ͅų̷͖̮͕͓̩̼̱͐̎͋̓̄̒̃͂̍͢͟͞g̜͚̥̞̙̤͈̩͔̓̇͑͑̓̒͐ḩ̷̰̱̥̳̻͓͂̽́̋̽̕͢͠͠͡t̳̜̥̣͑̌̌̽̔͗͠ͅe̦͖̮͇͔̝̣̎́̽͆͞r͎̫̭̗̰͕̼̍͂̎̈́͘ͅͅ. Take a sip from the Power potion, and prepare to do a Ground Smash.
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>>1623242
activatw float like a butterfly
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>>1623243
The automaton is now on.
>>1623244
Wilda now has 15 Power.
Since currently Wilda has the highest speed stat. The eldritch being from another dimension not of our own goes first.
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>>1623246
>The automaton is now on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkDG-t4qEz8
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>>1623242
Huh? I don't need them. Some funky-ass scholar-type put in a request at the tavern for it. Called himself a "sign-tist" or something-or-other. He wouldn't say what he wanted it for, saying it was "so far above my pay grade", whatever that means. I mean, I'm just a wandering adventurer adventurer y'know? I gotta know what I'm getting myself into.
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>>1623246
Like I said earlier, Ground Smash to give these bloodsuckers a bad time. About time we can use Bob's cheese against his kind.
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Rolled 3, 8, 10, 5, 4 = 30 (5d10)
>>1623250
Roll 1d10
You have +15 Power
Each vampire has +7 Power
>>1623248
"Sure. I have some ashes right here" says the Hunter Merchant
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1623251
Ȩ̛͕̙͔̫̫̄̏͒̇̊͘̕͟͞a̛̬͇̩̤̭͕̤̤͒͗͂̊̍̓͠ş̴̢̛̺̞͈̘͚̼̋́͐͐͊̾̎͘͜͞y̸̢̼̜̱͎͍̺͆̎͐̃̉̾̌͠ͅͅ.
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>>1623252
"Goddamnit, shit" yelled the vampires as the get knocked down.
Unlike a stun. Knocking down just skips their attacking turns. They can still defend. With a -2 to rolls.
All vampires have only 6 HP left out of their 7 each.
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1623251
Ooh, sweet! Thanks man! You a bro!
...Er, got any elder vampire ashes by any chance? The requester said he'd pay double for any, more if it's fresh and a whole vampire's worth.
I know, I know, it's sounding funky now. But he gave me a Consecrated box to put the ashes in! I confirmed it with a priest back in town and stuff!
>>
Oh shite. I uh gotta go settle some family matters.
dunno when will I be back. Probably late. Like 3-4 hours ish later. mayber more.
So uh, thread on hold for now. Sorry.
>>1623258
"Oh the ashes are also an Elder's." says the Hunter Merchant
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>>1623260
>Oh shite. I uh gotta go settle some family matters.
thanks for bread
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>>1623260
Aww dude! That's so BOSS! You are the best, man! Now i can finally have a proper meal! You have my utmost gratitude, permit me to grovel at thy feet.
*grovelling intensifies*
>>
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>>1623266poakbun
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>>1623260
Will wait for you, OP.
My attack will be a bombthrow, btw
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>>1623277
Shit nigga watch out
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>>1623290
Good thing I came prepared in case a sapient creature that looks like a inanimate object tried to attack us!
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>>1623260
hope things are ok
>>
Alright I'm back who's still in here
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>>1623401
Don't your knees get tired
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Bing
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>>1623413
"Now who are you supposed to be" asked the still on the ground vampires
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>>1623415
Robot
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>>1623408
Eh, as a wandering adventurer you gotta be willing to do some shit just to eat. There was this one time, this village in bumfuck nowhere's only nightsoil man was too sick to do his job so they slapped it on the only yahoo to pass through the place (me). Pay was surprisingly good.
Okay! Now that i got what i came for, (thanks again by the way) could you show me the safest way out of this vampire nest?
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>>1623394
Oh hey, you're back. Hopefully the rest of the gang also get back over here to deal with these vampires.
>>
>>1623417
"cool, i guess"
"Since no other hunters are active it's probably your turn"
"Or something"
>>1623418
"Climb outta this window. There's a rope to help you descend"
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>>1623423
Bing bing
Loot vampires and leave.
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Rolled 5, 8, 6, 8, 5 = 32 (5d10)
>>1623425
"Ey!"
"Just because we're on the ground doesn't mean you can rob us"
"Damn tim can"
Roll 1d10
Automaton has 8 Speed
Vamps has 7 Speed
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1623428
Just consider this donating to new Super Robot Pilot Season 3 fundraiser
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>>1623394
right here
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>>1623423
Oh. Right then. Thank you!
*leaves out the window*
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>>1623433
The Automaton stole the vampires' gold
"Ah ya cunt"
Party now has 5 Gold
>>1623435
And so it's your turn now
>>1623437
"Just don't get too excited and trip on a rock or something" says the Hunter Merchant
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>>1623441
I give em a good punching!
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>>1623442
Which one
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>>1623444
the one that said durr
HOW DARE HE!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1623446
Roll 1d10
Jon has +12 Power and +3 bonus from Gauntlets
Vampire has +7 Speed
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1623448
guess I don't need to roll but what evers.
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>>1623441
*halfway down rope*
Right! You too! Have a nice day!
*Lets go of rope, opens wings and flies in the direction of Walter's quarters*
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>>1623449
The vampire died.
Now role call. Who's in here? Cuz next up is Wilda's turn again
>>1623450
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>>1623452
I hurr
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>>1623452
Still here... Say, Hunter Merchant, did you make sure to have a good look at that odd adventurer who popped in to buy wares off from you?
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>>1623454
"Fishy lookin guy...So I gave him a bag of cocaine instead of actual ashes"
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>>1623452
*Lands on balcony of Walter's floor*
*places ashes in vampire motif urn*
*takes off adventurer disguise*
Bobby's got you, Master. Bobby's got you. ;_;
time to report to Elder Walter.
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>>1623463
well, shit.
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>>1623460
...You do know that the two basically do the same thing for vampires, right? In any case, time to smash some Vampire heads.
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>>1623464
*ritually burns cocaine as offering to Mark in Hell*
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1623466
Roll 2d10
You have +15 Power
A vampire has +7 Power
Get second roll to be >=2 to smash his head
>>1623467
The cocaine burns.
But heroin isn't allowed in hell so Mark never got it
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d10)
>>1623470
Time to watch the b̡̡̞̳̻̬͚̮̩̻͛̃͑̏̓̾ļ̸̢̛̛͚̻͉̹̔͌̌̊̿͢͡͞o͔̜̮͔͂͒̊̑̑͂̉͊͌̚͟ớ͍̰̰̥͈͙̐̊̌͛̐͠d̶̢̢̥̼̼̩̆̽͒̈́͆͘̕ẅ̨̱̹͓͍̔̽̐̔̈́̽o̵̢̖̯̳̤͙͌̀̾̆͗̈́r̢̛̮̱͎̝̪̯̹̱̈͌͐͑̑͂͑͢͠ķ̻͓͍̜̦̤͚͚̂̋́͌̈͞s̶͎͔͕͍̺̪̀͗͊͗̚͝͝, and hopefully scare the other vampires off.
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>>1623470
knew shit wouldn't be so easy. Report to Walter.
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Rolled 10, 6, 3 = 19 (3d10)
>>1623473
The vampire died. His skull is still intact though. Only his face got fucked up.
And now the remaining 3 Vampires got up.
Aaaand they will try to run away. Quick, somebody stop em
Vamps has +7 Speed each
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1623482
I'll try, since Horace is currently asleep. 11 speed is nothing to scoff at.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1623482
Wuhcha!
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>>1623476
One of the Dolls greets Bob
"Oh hey Bob. Whatchu want?"
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>>1623488
hey we are in a middle of a battle here!
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>>1623484
>>1623485
"alright, time to run awa--Oh shit what"
"When did that get there"
Now it's the tin can's turn.
If it's here that is. If it isn't, then it's the Puncher's turn
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>>1623497
shine Pingah if tin can isn't here
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>>1623488
Master Mark's dead. Killed by an eldritch abomination in the form of a little girl that has allied with the rest of the vampire hunters. They've also set up shop in the clocktower. I would like to report this to Elder Walter. Is he available?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1623498
Roll 1d10
Vampire has +7 Speed
You have -5 Pingas
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>>1623507
oh god, THINK OF THE CHILDREN JON!
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>>1623507
not what I meant there
switch to shining finger!
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>>1623507
I'm finally awake nigga
let's do this
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>>1623526
>>1623514
Too late nigger.
The attack failed.
Now it's...well, the robutt's turn
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>>1623534
This is perfect chance to promote this Machine Oil by Canon Incorporated!
You gears will be shiny and sturdy!
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>>1623535
tick tck tick tock
>>1623503
"Mark's dead? Ya sure?"
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>>1623552
kill remaining vamps with gears to prove the quality.
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>>1623557
Vampires don't give a shit about gears.
So now it's this guy's turn because he's apparently active again.
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>>1623552
Quite sure. Staked through the heart, burned to ashes and everything. Saw it all. He set his equipment to burn up with him.
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>>1623564
Does anyone need anything? I'm still catching up.
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>>1623564
where's my turn niggaaa
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>>1623564
>Vampires don't give a shit about gears.
And that's why they'll die
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>>1623573
Because Horace is the fastest, this is his catchup turn
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1623575
Roll 1d10
Vamp has +7 Speed
You have +12 Speed
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1623582
>1d10
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>>1623586
Aaaand he's dead.
So now there's 2 vamps left.
And it's Joseph's turn
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>>1623597
Woops. Guess my weapons are too powerful for him.
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>>1623597
Pullback attack into DECAPITATIOOOON on one vampire
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1623599
Roll 2d10
Vamp has +7 Power
You have +12 Power
Get second roll to >=3 if hit to decapitate
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Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d10)
>>1623605
FWOOOOOOSH
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>>1623608
Well there's one left
now it's Wilda's turn
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>>1623632
Oi, what're you doing?
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>>1623638
Anonymously bullying, perhaps?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1623637
>>1623638
>>1623639
"Imma kill myself to deprive you nerds of information. Oh and Canon Oil sucks. Kingdom Oil is much better"
roll 1d10 to stop him from killing himself
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1623647
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
>roll 1d10 to stop him from killing himself
Kek.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1623647
>using our direct competition
okay, tell me more about their secrets
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1623647
That's awfully exact. We were just planning on beating you to a pulp rather than do any interrogative stuff.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1623647
holy shit
he is ognna die
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>>1623643
forgot my name, gotta remember to do it everytime I refresh the page
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>>1623649
>>1623565
"Soooo...why didn't you help him?"
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>>1623657
>refreshing page
>not using the update button or auto update
wat
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>>1623658
feed him Canon's Oil
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>>1623660
eh boss, I wasn't able to post since the post timer was stuck at 1
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>>1623664
That works. Even those who used to be dead don't know how to die properly.
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>>1623662
"Wow...this is just water with black food coloring"
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>>1623672
No it isn't. Feed him oil till he agrees
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>>1623675
"Yep. Still just water."
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>>1623685
That would imply that Vampires can taste anything beside blood.
Which isn't true according to my archives.
Therefore your are badmouthing our sponsor Canon Incorporated.
And no one can badmouth our sponsors.
Shoot cannon at him.
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>>1623685
...Since he drunk some oil, I think it's fair to throw a lit match, and see how much a vampire can burn alive.
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>>1623686
"Well first step is to actually make oil and not water"
>>1623690
"That's a piece of candy"
>>1623691
The match didn't light up.
"Told ya it was water"
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>>1623697
shoot cannon harder
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>>1623697
...Something tells me that he is doing some bullshit nonsense crap, or whatever its called. Clearance to mace this vampire's face in?
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>>1623658
I DID help. I was there when the fight started. I fought with Master until the hunters all ganged up on me to finish me off...then Master kicked me off the clocktower to take the blow for me. By the time i made it back up to the clocktower, the eldritch abomination already had a tentacle through Master and about to stake him. I couldn't get to him in time...;_;
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>>1623698
>>1623703
Sure why not
>>1623705
"sucks"
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>>1623714
HARDER
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>>1623714
I hope you prepared your last rites, because here comes the MACE!
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>>1623714
Oh, right. Those dolls. What does the vampire know about them?
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>>1623714
Hey OP
I'm ready to level up and choose my skills now if you've got the descriptions ready
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1623722
Roll 1d10
You have +15 Power
Vamp has +7 Speed
>>1623723
"Well, ya see--
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>>1623714
Yes, well, is Elder Walter around or not? Or will you notify him of the Vampire Hunter and Eldritch Abomination threat? They're probably making their way up here now.
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Rolled 8, 1 = 9 (2d10)
>>1623729
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>>1623736
Well he's dead.
Now who hasn't leveled up again
>>1623735
"yes, he's around. He's just instructed us not to bother him until this time of night. Now you may enter"
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>>1623740
>Now who hasn't leveled up again
me
double barrel
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>>1623740
Joseph, I, and Golem.
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>>1623740
Finally. This mace seems faulty, however. Where's the blood and gore of a head exploding from harsh forces? I thought this mace made that happen more often.
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>>1623740
it's time for me to level up
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>>1623740
Knock on door, announce self, await permission to enter.
i hope another bob player comes on 'cuz i gotta go.
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>>1623743
Yes. It jsut that your head exploding rolls so far sucks all the balls
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>>1623749mace was made from metal of Gar's armor
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>>1623750>tfw cursed mace.
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>>1623750
Gar's armor is what Joseph's wearing right now
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>>1623754
Does that mean that Joseph is able to spill gallons of blood from a single wound, then?
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>>1623756
Everyone in this adventure does.
It just that Gar gets hit more than anybody else.
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>>1623760
nigga, you've done nothing but bad decisions
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>>1623770
Wilda, that's enough
Don't make us put you in the time out corner
>>
derp
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>>1623778
give me a description on the abilities, boss
also where's give em till the count of 5?
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>>1623778
Oh shit, these names all sound cool. What's the description for all 3 of our skills? Does Smokescreen help with calling reinforcements or allies?
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>>1623778
Double Barrerl upgrade is requested
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>>1623775
Sorry, I'm just curious.I can stab Oswell instead, since he's currently asleep?
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>>1623791
That's what I mean. And besides, I have a healing cannon, so even if they do get severely harmed, I can just shoot them back to wellness!
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>>1623773
Mark aint there no more
>>1623783
>also where's give em till the count of 5?
Got delegated to next-next level up due to you picking up a shield and messing up the skill slot roll
Anyway, description:
Big Swing: Normal attacks now hits two enemies
Stronk: attack dice is now a d15
Shield Throw: Throw your shield at people like capn' murrica. Power Bonus
>>1623786
Gotta Go Fast: Now everything you do that doesn't use your speed stat has an additional bonus of half your speed stat
Word of The Lord: Heal entire party for 5 HP by chanting the holy words of god
2fast4death: Horace is so fast Death can't catch him on the first try. What this translates to is that unless it's an instakill, Horace will always survive the first killing blow inflicted on him in battle with 1 HP left.
Smokescreen: Gives all present enemies a -5 to attack rolls
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>>1623804
so two level ups from now
fine, boss
I choose STRONK
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>>1623804
>Mark aint there no more
wait WHAT
THE FUCK GUARDS ARE DOING
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>>1623800
Well, since you given the permission to,I'll stab Horace on the arm, 'lightly', with the sharp bits of my mace.
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>>1623804
>Stronk: attack dice is now a d15
Huh, that's new.
>Gotta Go Fast: Now everything you do that doesn't use your speed stat has an additional bonus of half your speed stat
Picking this. This could really help for my priestly duties.
>>1623778
What would Eldritch Blood have done if WIlda had picked it?
>>1623808
Prison guards never do their jobs.
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>>1623816
...I guess that confirms it, then. Going to give the medicannon a shot now, to heal up that open wound.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
So everyone is cool with this selection then
>>1623820
Roll 1d10 to shoot heals at horace's arm
You have a +2 Bonus
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1623826
Always worth a shot.
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>>1623826
HEY
FAT CREATURE
CAN I MAKE A RUCKUS ABOUT MARK MISSING AND SNEAK PAST GUARDS AND GO EXPLORING HELL
AS A SPINOFF
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>>1623826
Sure, boss
does that D15 apply to all attacking rolls even intimidation since Joseph looks STRONK?
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>>1623831
Wilda accidentally used a normal round isntead of a healing round
>>1623835
Yea
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>>1623844
I see
Alright, we should be good to go to the 4th floor now
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>>1623844
Wait, crap, wrong kind of shot. Let me try another round!
>>
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1623852
>>1623854
Wilda roll 1d10
You have a +2 Bonus
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1623861
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>>1623867
Good thing you couldn't fail that
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>>1623867
Horace is healed
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>>1623879
Alright OP
let's get exploring
I'll lead the party to the 4th floor of the Manor
>>
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>>1623885
Sure. Roll 1d10 for encounter
10: Secret stash room
8-9: A disabled vampire
6-7: A vampire
4-5: 5 vampires
2-3: 7 Vampires
1: 10 Vampires
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1623891
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>>1623892
Oh look a door
>>
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>>1623905
thanks RNG
open the door now
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>>1623915
It was a door to an alternate reality where Joseph had a bigger hat.
That or a treasure room, I dunno
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>>1623920
eh...
treasure room please
>>
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>>1623925
It's a treasure room...from an alternate reality where Joseph was wielded by an sentient axe.
Or it was just a normal treasure room i dunno.
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>>1623930
uhhh
normal treasure room please
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>>1623930
I wonder what the stats on that Sentient Axe is.
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>>1623930
WHAT ABOUT ALTERNATIVE REALITY WHERE JOSEPH IS DEAD AND I'M ALIVE AND WELL
NOMINATED BEST HUNTER OF THE MONTH
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>>1623930
Maybe it is a door with a alternate reality mirror attached to it. Hey, maybe there's a reality where Oswell's waifu actually loves him!
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>>1623932
It's a normal treasure room....but the treasure is actually Joseph's long lost older brother
Or it was just some normal loot
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>>1623942
hmm
if we did get this treasure, would Joseph's brother become playable for the party?
otherwise, just normal treasure please, OP
>>
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>>1623942
I doubt that's actually his long lost brother. He lacks a top hat, for example.
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>>1623948
He has long lost his top hat.
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>>1623949
So did Joseph, but instead of settling on any old hat, he made sure to get a new top hat! I feel like this 'brother' is a fake.
>>
>>1623944
No he won't be playable
>>1623946
But he'll be a reinforcement NPC
>>1623948
What this guy said >>1623949
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>>1623958
Let's put him in as a reinforcement NPC then, OP
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>>1623958
But again, even if he lost his top hat, a true heir to the Joseph name wouldn't settle for a hat which isn't a top hat. I'm calling your bluff!
>>
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>>1623960
You want him as a reinforcement NPC then? To have your brother to come and assist you in dire situations and assist you with his dualwielded Greataxes that does 7 damage each for each axe??
>>1623964
He then realized he didn't really have a hat preference and any would do, be it a top hat or not.
This is why he was kicked out of home by Joseph Sr...I uh mean, got lost in the woods during a mission
>>
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>>1623967
Of course, OP
Give him a cool name too
something jojo related
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>>1623966
Well, as a well-to-do Holy Bloke, you shouldn't allow him to walk around being sinful and all. He need to be redeemed!
>>1623967
There's also the fact that he was hiding in a stray chest in the middle of a notorious vampire's castle, armed to the teeth and still 'alive'...
I'm not saying that he totally ain't Joseph's bro, I'm just saying that there's a 99% chance that he is a vampire, and that we need to fight him.
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>>1623970
Yes. Every time the party levels up each of his axe gets a +1 to damage
>>
>>
>>
>>
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>>1623992
"So you've found me out then"
OH SHIT A VAMPIRE
>>
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>>1624004
Told you. Got to be aware of contextual clues.
Just prepare the holy water and the stake, even if he isn't a true Joseph, we can send at least one fallen hunter to heaven instead of hell.
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>>1624004
"Is that rob???"
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>>1624011
Think we could hogtie him up, drag him over to the Clockwork Hunter Outpost, and then see if the Hunters over there can do anything to cure his vampirism?
>>
Considering boss battle coming up this unit proposes put itself into autopilot stance of attack as follow:
10 SHOOT ENEMY
20 RELOAD
30 GOTO 10I'm out to sleep
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>>1624004
Aw shiet
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1624009
>>1624007
And so the hunters decided to Fight Joseph's "Brother"
POWER: 20
Speed: 10
HEALTH: 20
SPECIAL: 12
WILL: 15
Horrace roll 1d10
Speed bonus of Ho-Arse: 12
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1624025
Oh shit.
Joseph's maybe brother, why?!
>>
>>1624025
I is here I nodded off
>>
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>>1624025
Remember, while optional, we should go the 'purifying' route. Even if it isn't Joseph's actual brother, we can at least feel better for ourselves for freeing a fallen Hunter from the sin 'becoming a vampire', unlike this 'Ger' person from before.
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>>1624029
"I dunno"
He's stunned.
Now it's wilda's turn
>>1624034
Sure
>>
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>>1624040
Since it is a waste of a action to knock him down since he's already stunned, I'll instead chug like 3 sips of the Power potion, before wacking him on the chest with a mace.
>>1624043
Maybe, but I think they were 'murder my gay 'brother' and his homo friends', judging by how other vampires acted against us.
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>>1624047
Hm. If we tie him up, either I could try reading the instructions for reversing vampirism, or the folks back at the Hunter Outpost could.
>Maybe, but I think they were 'murder my gay 'brother' and his homo friends', judging by how other vampires acted against us.
I'm curious to know if this is what happens to all vampires once they're turned.
>>
>>1624047
"Ow"
He now has 14 HP
Since you hit him.
He is no longer stunned
>>
>>1624055
Hey wait a second, is that a zipper on the back of his head?
>>
>>1624055
Wait a minute
THAT ZIPPER ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
PRIORITIZE UNZIPPING IT
>>
>>1624057
>>1624056
"Nevermind what's behind my head....Now who among you has the highest Health?"
>>
>>1624064
Point at the Golem
>>
>>1624064
probably the tin can
>>
>>1624064
I think it is the Golem. Yeah, it's the Golem.
>>
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>>1624076
>>1624070
>>1624068
>>1624066
"It's on autopilot aint it. And don't..Joseph have the same HP?"
>>
>>1624080
You've changed bro, we don't have to fight if you don't want to.
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>>1624080
Golem has a special ability which technically gives him temporary infinite health. Or well, negates damage to do the same thing.
>>
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>>1624088
So what you're saying is..
that mask is a VAMPIRE MASK?
HE COULD BE HUMAN THIS ENTIRE TIME AND TESTING US?
>>
>>1624084
"Indeed"
NOw it's Jon's turn? if he's active. if not then it's the tin can's
>>1624091
Maybe I dunno. Perhaps if the hunters could remember what their equipment do they may hey another clue
>>
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>>1624095
shining finger his mask
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1624097
Roll 1d10
You have +23
He has +20
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1624114
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1624114
Rollan
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>>1624117
fuck
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>>1624120
thank you so much
>>
>>1624124
I gotchu bro, all good
>>
>>1624120
Rip his face off?
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>>1624135
just the mask
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1624137
He has 8 HP left
Roll 1d10
You have +12
He has +20
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1624147
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1624147
Welp
>>
>>1624155
>>1624150
That's a failure.
Now it's the tin can turn.
Who wants to roll for it?
>>
>>1624161
sure why not, OP
let's hurry this battle
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1624163
>>1624170
The Golem preprogrammed itself to shoot to kill any chance it gets
Now you roll 2d10
>>
Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d10)
>>1624175
fwoosh
fwooooooosh
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>>1624040
>>1624055
>>1583060
The Spike of Redemption: Does 6 damage. Also sets vampires on fire, the fire does 2 damage per turn
Another thing I noticed, my Rapier normally does holy damage when it attacks Vampires. It didn't seem to do anything to Joseph's bro.
>>1624175
Oh. Guess we have to program it later.
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>>1624177
1 hit.
He now has 6 HP left.
Now it's Joseph's turn.
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>>1624183
Hey, Joseph, do you want to tag-team combo-KO your 'brother', likebattle-forged siblings?
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>>1624183
Pull back attack into unmasking
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>>1624187
Can't we combo unmask him to speed this up?
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>>1624190
I'll also use the pommel of my mace, since the actual macey bit is more harmful. Let combo-unmask this fiend!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1624190
Yeah sure.
Roll 1d10
Wilda and Joseph has 12+25 = 37 Power Bonus
He has +20 Power bonus
Oh and Wilda roll 2d10
If second roll >=2 then his head gets smashed
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>>1624198
>If second roll >=2 then his head gets smashed
Oh shit.
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Rolled 13 (1d15)
>>1624198
Wilda god damn it
Intercept Wilda's blow with the axe so it doesn't impact as hard
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1624198
...I'll opt to instead punch him with a fist. Less damage, sure, but I'm sure Joseph can make up for the damage part to KO him.
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>>1624203
>>1624206
And so Joseph ended up smacking a little girl's hand with his axe
His brother has no comment for this
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>>1624216
kek
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>>1624216
Q U A L I T Y
T E A M W O R K
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>>1624216
please, OP
Horace, your turn now
combo us into an unmasking attack
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>>1624218
Now it's your turn
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>>1624227
Everyone?
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>>1624231
Everyone that's active, nigga
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>>1624231
I'll not be involved, just in case. Don't want to accidentally murder someone due to being in a giant rush of a 'combo'.
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>>1624234
And who's active?
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>>1624236
I'm hurr
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>>1624239
It's Jon's bandana
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>>1624239
>Those two streamers are Oswell's ghost waifu, right?
Nah, I think that's Jon's bandana, and not Oswell's stand.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Now who wants to participate roll 1d10
+20 for the dude.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1624252
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1624252
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1624252
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1624252
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>>1624263
the big reveal
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>>1624263
It can only be two things... Old Man Jenkins or an evil chandilier
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>>1624263
REVEAL YOURSELF, BROTHER
WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY UNMASKING MYSELF
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>>1624263
Now, to see who "Joseph's Brother" really is!
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>>1624277
I wasn't ready for this revelation.
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>>1624277
Oh, you're not a vampire after all
why didn't you say so in the beginning?
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>>1624277
fucking really... ?
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>>1624277
...I still don't trust him, even if he now has the less sinister white eyes instead of the red ones.
As well, why do you have a mask with heart-shaped holes, Joseph?
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>>1624287shhh, it's secret lore that Joseph is actually a girl
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>>1624281
"Well I never said I wasn't a human"
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>>1624303
holy shit
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>>
>>1624308
nevermind, I thought I saw something cool
will you be part of our reinforcements, brother?
>>
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>>1624303
...Zombie? Wait, what's our stance on them? Skeletons are fine, since one of the secret options was a skeleton, but I'm unsure about zombies or whatever Joseph's bro is.
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>>1624310
"I dunno. To test your strength maybe. Or maybe Iw as just bored"
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>>1624316
Regardless, if we need your help in the future, brother, you'd be a great help.
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>>1624319
Ey, ask him for some sage advice. He looks chocked full of sagacity
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>>1624316
Still, before we go: What are you, exactly? You aren't human, since you wouldn't really survive being in that chest in that closet, and you can't be a vampire, since I'm sure Horace said something about you burning if you were one, plus the mask.
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>>1624319
>>1624323
>>1624324
"I'm actually a dream the whooooole time"
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>>1624332
Wait what.
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>>1624332
Gasp, old man Jankins
>>
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>>1624333
Turns out everything so far. From the Start.
Was a dream of Joseph. The whole time.
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>>1624324
I'm also curious why he didn't catch on fire with shining finger. Maybe he has a fire retardant jacket
>>
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>>1624341
NO! God damn it!
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>>1624341
It was a good dream after all, OP
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>>1624341
We must go deeper
Wilda, quick, fire the dank cannon! Two imaginaries make a negative, so if we keep going we'll hit the positives again
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>>1624348
"SYKE! WET WILLY! NEEEERRRRDDDDD"
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>>1624354
GOD DAMN IT
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>>1624354
Oi, don't bully Joseph! Do you want to be m̶̙̜̺͓͕͔͉͆́́̽̑̄͢͡à̡̤͕͂̾͐̈̚̚͢ͅc̣̞̫̗̦̪͕̼͗̌́̑̀̕e̸̢̙̻͈͕̱͛̍̀̔̐͆̏̿̚͟d͉͔̗̩̹̓̎́̂̑̏͊̽̽͊?
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>>1624354
Well that happened.
>>
>>
>>1624354
Oh, false alarm, no need to collapse reality.
Yet
>>
>>1624357
>>1624360
>>1624362
>>1624365
"What? it's just brotherly bantz"
>>
>>
>>1624376
Nevermind continue on!
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>>1624376
It's not 'brotherly bantz' when you were disowned by your family. Put Joseph down, or I will m̶̥̜͇̻͒͌̾͂̽̽̚͘͝͠å̝̖͙̤̰̤̰̻͖̻̐̂̑̓͐̎̓͝ç͓̠͖̰̺̰͕̤̊͐͑͑͗͋e̤̮̯̗̪͎͙͚̜͑̈͌̾͜͝ ỳ̨̩͚̺̬͐̽͂̐͌͑͒̚ơ̴̩̹̪̗͕̦͉̾̃̓̌͜ͅù̶̢̩̘̥̼̺̩̂̾̏̿͝ s̛̩̫͎̬̯̒̉́̂̂̿͝ǫ̨̜̰̺̳̳͈͔̇͊̈́͆̔͘͟ h̴͇͎͕̖̭̀̓̾͂̓̕͘͢͝͞â̶̢̡̻̭̮͓̑̿̓͗̀̐͗͋r̴̢͖̩̗̙̫͕̼̯̺͗̐̇̊͛̉̋̕d̡̠͈̙͎͖͖̖͆̔͌̆͞͝ͅ.
>>
>>1624383
Brah chil...
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>>1624376
god damn it
>>
>>1624371
take overfor me dawg I'm getting really sick
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>>1624383
"Oh really now?"
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>>1624390
Have you and Joseph ever arm wrestled?
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>>1624390
That's some sick b-ball skills
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>>1624390
No joke. If you don't cease right now, I'll r̴̢̡̛̪͎̦̈̌͒̿͟͝ě̶͕̦̥͎̉́̂̕g̸̨̨̨̨̛͇̳̱̝͆̉̊͌̔͟͞r̭̪̫̙͆̉͋͐̉͟ͅę̴̰͚̳̩̺̖̪̈͌͒͆̇̊͐̒̊͜t̻̫̻̼͗̿͒́̄́̚͢ y̷̨̡̪̺̬̟͚̺͐̋̋̇̌̕͝ơ̵̡̧͉̱̺̦͖͇̒͐̀̀̕ŭ͇̳̯͇̮͓̾͛̀̎̊͜͡͞r̢̛̛̮̤̮͙͇͔̺͇̙̃͐̍̈̔̀̍̉ i̦͙̳̺̳̞̗̦̳͕͆̀͒͊͗͞n̛̖̦̭̭̠̬̜̟̥͉̍̌̋̀͌͘͞d̮͇̩̬͉̩̒̌̍͛͑̈́͛̚͝i̢̩̫̼̻̫͊̇͂̿̀̿͝f̴̻͍̺̗̝̪͙̭̗͊̃͋͋͒́͑̀͒f̨̢̨̛͔̤̠̰̙̝͙͐͑͛̾ḛ̛̜̩̹̰̽̌̄̇̃̄͝ͅr̴̨̡̧͍̠̬̼̼̾̒͛̀̃ͅn̡̛͔̜͖̜̘͍̥̑͑̆̂̑̉͘͝ȅ̬̞̹̦̭̘̌͛̌́̏͘c̵̟̠̭̠͍̮̹̼̾́͑̉̊͗́̚͟͡͝è̢̘͙͕̤̀͋̎̕ t̛̛̠̗̞͓̣̍͗̃́̉͢͞͞ͅo̴̠̺̤͈̎͐͒̀̋̾͘̚͜ f͈̥͇̻̓̑̀̀̄̀̂ͅḁ̵̡̺̺̦̩̻͍̋͊͋͗̒̾̈͒š͕̜͚̼͍͗̊͐̊̾͛̓͝h̯͚̳̘͉̰͚̓̇͋͛́̉̀́͞ī̧̧̨͇͖̼͙͇̂̑̔́͢͞͠o̵̬͎͖̝̯͉͖̎̀̉̾͘͟ņ̴̨̖̫̣͍̼̇̽̑̀́̑̃̕͢ͅͅ.
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>>1624388
Aye fellow puncher, I'll sleep it steady. Get to feeling better, man
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>>1624390
Ah, it's just family bants. Should have seen what the family did too Gar before he got disowned.
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>>1624397
"Offt, whatcha gonna do? Smack me with your mace?"
>>
>>
>>1624405
Exactly. There's a reason why your brother blocked my fist the first time around. So come at me and fight!
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>>1624410
"Pffft, sure. Here. I won't even block it. Go ahead and give it a good whack"
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>>1624421
HURRY WILDA
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>>1624421
Alright, here we go.Rolling to swiftly slam the mace into this sucker's groin with Speed, instead of Power.
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>>1624423
"Welp. too bad for you then"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1624437
With the actual rolling, this time.
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>>1624440
"You don't like me much, do you"
He took 0 damage
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>>1624454
Wilda, don't even try anymore
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>>1624454
...If I shining finger Wilda's mace, would it catch fire that she can use to clobber people with? Hmm.
>>
>>1624454
...Of course, you would rely on your version of Iron Body to ignore the damage. That'll wear off, you know.
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>>1624456
"Oh good. Cuz I can only take 0 damage for 5 hits....Then I start taking 1 damage per hit instead. Diamond Body, bro. That's some good shit"
>>
>>1624472
holy shit
you have to teach us that
and give em till the count of 5
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>>1624472
Well, I have all day to chip away at that stack of health, so bring it!
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>>1624472
Damn, that is some good shit. I knew he was full of sagacity.
>>
>>1624472
>Diamond Body, bro.
So I guess Diamond Body isunbreakable?
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>>1624475
"You aint ready for that yet Broseph. So Imma punch you in the gut ins-...gimme a moment"
>>1624476
>>1624480
This nigga got sum brains
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>>1624495
QUICKLY ACTIVATE IRON BODY AND BLOCK THE BLOW WITH OUR SHIELD
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>>1624495
Damn linear cutscenes. Come on, fight me properly!
>>
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>>1624504
"Yes, well.."
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>>1624510
No wonder Joseph Sr. made sure to kick you out of the house, because you are a coward! A coward who refuses to actually fight!
>>
>>1624520
>>1624521
"Ey, Joseph. Why does this smalll creature keep trying to make me hit a little girl?"
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>>1624533
She's protective of us, bro
Without her, we would have never beat the first boss in this manor
>>
>>
>>
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>>1624540
"Clearly you do not understand the hobo way"
>>
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>>1624548
I actually bet it would decrease, since he only seems powerful because OP has a bias forwards jerkass NPCs. If he actually became a decent person, he would lose said bias.
>>1624556
...Well done, you made your hat into a top hat. Still doesn't change the fact that you're as indecisive about headware tastes as a man refusing to get off of a spiked fence.
>>
>>1624560
"I dunno"
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>>1624571
OhfortheAlmighty'ssake JUST FIGHT ME ALREADY!
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>>1624590
Agreed
>>
>>1624587
F̷̩̗̖̜̩̘̬̑̈́͑̒̾̎̇̕̕͠I̸̡̧͓̬̠̽́͊̈̈́̂͜͜͞͝͠G̢̛̙͉͓̣͔̐̔͋̿͑͠H͙͍̺̤̙̏̀̓̽́̈̚͘͘T̶͔̹̜̟͂͒̔́̕͜͞
M͓̪͙͓͎̏̆̎͒͛͢͡͝E̢̧͙͈̞̠̙͓̫͂͑͊́͛̉͘͢͠͝
A̴̢̨̨̠̣̙͐̊̿͘͢͝L̵̨̼̫͕̩̯̂̑̇̽͞R̡̠̝̠̟̤̉́͐̓̊̈́̈̈́̃̚È̢̛̦̣͔͖͙͖͆̿̌̾̃̑̚͘Å̷̖̩̥̹̣̋̓͂͞D̯̖͙̹͑͑̉͋̾͟͢Ÿ̴̺͈̤̩̣̹͙̥̉̽̊ͅ
>>
>>1624602
HIS HAT IS AN AXE?
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>>1624602
a̷̢͎̻̟͐̽͑͐͜͢͡͡a̷̢̞̪̦̣̬̼̬͕͑͌̊̾̆̀ȃ̳̣̦͍͇̣̓̋̿͋͑͒̍̍ą̷̡̦͔͎̟͒̀̂̽̑͗̇͝͞ą̟͓̣̠̾̿̋͆͌̈̆͐͆̚͢͢ă̴̡̜̥̝̝͖̈́͂̒̈́̉̉͛͘͢à̸̧̯̙̼̻͇͈̯̓̾͌́͋̋͡ą̵̯̺͉̪̘͕̗͊͗̽̈́̃͂́̑́̀a̗̝̯̜̠̘̔͐̂͘̚͞͠a̴̛̜͍͕̖̙̖̝͎̳̍̓̈͑̈͗̚a̸̻͓͇̗̾̋̆͊͜͝͞ä̟͚̜̤̣̹̦́̀̈̓̒̔͒̋͂̚ä̸̧͍͉̼̟̎̉̆̽
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>>1624602
Is that ahat trick?
>>
>>1624603
"No..an axe is my hat"
>>
>>1624613
Oh, can I have it?
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>>1624613
This is getting 2deep4me
>>
>>1624613
...And you are the 'older' of the two. I say we just ignore him, for now, and continue on.
>>
>>1624615
"Sure....Catch"
How can Joseph not get an axe into his face?!
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>>1624620
Yep, agreed
>>
>>1624634
CATCH IT!
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>>1624637
"Good catch"
*punched*
>>
>>1624659
aw shit
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>>1624659
That's defiantly blood, this has gone from 'brotherly bantz' to outright violance as you're attacking a fellow Hunter. Ý̨̨̧̡̝̞͓̒̐̐̈́ͅō̵̧͚͉̯̖͋̀́̂̈́͂̉͝ͅŭ̵̟͎̜̮̘͍͇̆̿́͆͒̔͗̑͡'̨̛̟̬͓̟̈̽́͂̉̈́̑͊l̼̯͔̰̫̳̹̗̀̐̋͒͗̐͂͠͞ĺ̡̥̝̟̼̬͕̋̆̈́̆̽̀̒̀ s̶̨̧̠̫̻̙͔̞͗͐̓́͒̉͘ͅu̗͓̖͕̪̩̝͗̐̌̌͆̾̆̕͝͡ḟ̴̡̣̜̙̻̾̈́͛͘̕͞f̛̗͎͔̭̭̬̿̈́̍̓̑́͘é̵̥̬̗͙̗̫̥̞͖̍̿̍̌̎̊̋͂͝r̶̡̬̫͎̪͙͇̋͗̈́̐̕ f̢̛̛̹͙̩̥̈́̌͒̓͗͝ö̧̦̝͚̩̩͉̰͂̾͐̔̐̑̕͠ṙ̺̳̞͈͎͚͉͖̾̃̍̽͆̽͝͡ͅ t̨̡̤̹̟͇̟̱̭͐͋̑̚͠h̨̛̩̰̺͎̫̙͕̭̘̎͒͋̕͝ǎ̸̧̡͍̘̙̝̯̺́̂̿͛t͔͚̝͙͕̰͌̈́̑̌͋͌͘͜͟͟͟.
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>>1624662
"Aint that some shit, "bro". "
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>>1624682
No more, bro
no more
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>>1624682
Get over here! If you hurt Joseph, you'll be hurt in return!
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>>1624682
Well, at least he activated iron body beforehand
>>
>>1624689
>>1624691
"I dunno. I'm pretty sure lil Joseph can defend himself without help from a little girl. Besides. How much have I hurt him anyway? How much Health has he lost?"
>>
>>1624706
Not a lot, I activated Iron Body so I didn't take too much damage
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>>1624707
"Check your HP bar then. "Bro"
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>>1624712
Check HP, OP
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>>1624714
Well its stock price's gone down
>>
>>1624722
Check my health point bar, OP
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>>1624722
Maybe, but their customer service ain' bad.
>>
>>1624722
Not the company, he meant Joseph's Health Points.
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>>1624723
It's full
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>>1624732
wait a minute
he did no damage?
what the heck?
>>
>>
>>1624734
What, you thought your brother actually wanted to kill you? He may be a dick but he's family, senpai
>>
>>1624744
Oh right, that stupid filter exists
>>
>>1624734
"SYKE! I GAVE YA TITANIUM BODY YA NERD. HERE, HAVE SOME TREASURE FAGGOT"
>>1624747
>stupid
It's the best filter ever desu
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>>1624761
OH FUCK
THANKS BRO
let's open the treasure, holy shit
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>>1624761
...Alright.I still don't trust his face.
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>>1624773
look deeper inside the chest
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>>1624777
Roll 1d5 for loot
1: a piece of paper
2: 3 gold
3: 5 Gold
4: Some stuff
5: Equipment
>>
Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1624789
FWOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1624791
Inside the chest Joseph's brother gave him was....a new mask
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>>1624805
Wear it
>>
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>>1624807
The mask gives Joseph a bonus of 5 to both Will and Special.
But everytime Joseph rolls a 1 for anything it will change its color to pink and materializes a drawing of a penis on Joseph's face
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>>1624820
So 8+5 = 13 Special
and 6+5 = 11 Special
oh thanks, bro
>>
>>1624825
>>1624835
"No probs, nerd"
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>>1624839
So this really is Joseph and his bro's canon appearance under the mask.
So cool.
>>
>>1624843
Or is it
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>>1624851
That's just silly, OP
>>
>>
>>
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>>1624862
Let's do a role call for the rest of the party to see if we still got people, then we'll continue to the 4th floor
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>>1624866
Sure
hands up if you're active
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>>1624869
raise hand
>>
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>>1624872
>>1624874
Ah yes. A party of 2
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>>1624879
Let's do it, OP
Lower the difficulty since we've only got two players on
4th floor time
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>>1624893
boop
>>
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>>1624898
Oh nevermind then
>>
>>1624900
well okay
take us to the 4th floor, OP
>>
>>1624869
I'm here, I'm here
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>>1624905
K
The hunters have arrived to the entrance of the 4th floor
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>>1624922
I'll roll for encounters, since Joseph did his part earlier.
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>>1624922
what's the painting to the right side?
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>>1624928
Looks like a bat?
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>>1624925
Roll 1d10
10: An armless, legless vampire
8-9: A disabled vampire
6-7: A vampire
4-5: 5 vampires
2-3: 7 Vampires
1: 10 Vampires
>>1624928
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>>1624941
Check behind the painting for secrets
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1624941
What odd tastes in artwork.
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>>1624945
That poor vampire
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>>1624945
"oh shit what"
>>
>>1624961
oh hey
intimidate him
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>>1624961
...Should we just make it quick, and combo on this vampire, Joseph?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1624967
Roll 1d15
+13 Special u
+8 Will legless Vampire
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Rolled 10 (1d15)
>>1624982
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>>1624984
"Fuck this im out....oh shit forgot I only got one leg"
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>>1624993
Wilda, your turn
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>>1624993
This is rather pathetic. Should we just mug him, or should we actually go full purification and murder him?
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>>1625001
That seems reasonable. Can't go wrong with some extra looting.
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>>1624997
"Fuckin shit, my good leg. Ffffffuuuuck"
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>>1625012
"Give us all you got and we'll let you run away."
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>>1625012
Check if he has anything good on him, but be prepared in the odd case that this is actually a trap.
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>>1625017
"I only have that walking stick you hunter asshole"
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>>1625034
Beat him with his own walking stick
IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU'VE GOT?
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>>1625034
...Can we just kill him? I'm just starting to feel bad now.
Fuck it, Horace, start reading to him from the Bible while I charge up a shining finger.
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>>1625041
>>1625051
"All I have left is hate"
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>>1625062
Okay, kill him for real now
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>>1625062
Just shining finger him out of his misery, Jesus our lord and savior save us from this pity on this wretched creature
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>>1625062
Yeah, let just get this over with and kill him. We should avoid negotiating with vampires anyway.
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>>1625063
>>1625066
>>1625069
The vampire's rage filled spirit turned his corpse into a monster
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>>1625083
Stats first OP
then we'll make our action
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>>1625083
...Oh. Well, I think we can handle something like this. We just need to coordinate and stuff.
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>>1625086
Rage Corpse
Power: 18
Speed: 20
HP: 15
Special: 0
Will: 20
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>>1625106
INTIMIDATE IT..
AGAIN!
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>>1625106
...I think we can combo it, after it takes it first shot against us. Provided that the Vampire Puncher is still around.
>>
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>>1625112
Roll 1d15
+13 Special u
+20 Will legless Vampire + 5 Rage
Oh and I gotta go for like 15 minutes to get breakfast. Be back soon
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Rolled 2 (1d15)
>>1625125
hold up nigga
oh shit that rage bonus
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1625125
Oh and my roll
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>>1625132
Same
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>>1625134
nigga, roll your d15
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Rolled 9 (1d15)
>>1625134
Test
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>>1625129
I mean, didn't Bob get a rage bonus before? I say we just combine our efforts in beating the fuck out of this enraged mutant. I'm sure our collective Power can overpower the beast.
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>>1625142
Very true. Let's see what he's got. Unlike the crippled vampire, this beast might have some loot on him
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1625139
Failed to Intimidate the beast!
Now it's its turn!
For his trangression, the Rage Corpse now aims at Joseph's legs and aims to cripple her.
Joseph roll 1d10
Rage Corpse has +18 Power +5 Rage
Joseph has +12 Power +3 Shield
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1625201
INTERCEPT! I'll jump in and take the bite instead!
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>>1625210
>>1625203
And so, Joseph, being the big strong man that he is, let the little girl take the crippling hit for him.
Wilda now has 13 HP
Wilda has been crippled: can't participate in combos. Speed stat has been cut in half.
Now it's...well, since Wilda's current speed is 6. It's Jon's turn if he's active.
If not then it's Wilda's turn
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>>1625227
Wilda, I promise, this beast will be taken out.
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>>1625227
Well, shit. SHINING FINGER!
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>>1625231
I know, but make sure to pay me back for taking that hit, alright?
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>>1625236
If it had two legs, yes.
Before its current state, the Legless Vampire used to be The Vampire Track Champ. Until one fateful day when he ran so fast he forgot to see where he was heading and accidentally fell into a pool of mutated sharkbearsquids.
But oh hey. Since Oswell's active it's Oswell's turn
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>>1625246
Master of None.
Want I should roll to see if I can stab him at the same time?
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>>1625257
No. This aint a dire situation like a boss fight so no mercy on that front.
NOW it's really Jon's turn
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>>1625266
Accidentally fell asleep and forgot to set an alarm, sorry about that.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1625276
Oh right sure.
Jon roll 1d10
Jon has +23 total bonus
Rage Corpse has +20 Speed and +5 Rage bonus
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1625283
FINGER
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>>1625291
Joseph, is that you?
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>>1625302
oh ye
gotta remember to put the name
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>>1625287
Missed.
And since Horace is active, it\s now his turn
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>>1625313
Horace, I think it's worth it to get everyone to combo together to take out that beast. It might be overkill, but OP literally stayed up all night posting.
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>>1625338
Sure why not. I got some holy water in my bag somewhere, I'm sure.
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>>1625338
I would help,.but my speed was halved, and I can't do or join in with combos.
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>>1625328
Shut up I'm still good to go
Now what's Horace doing? For reals?
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>>1625347
Ah yes. There's a chant you can recite in order to get a rageful ghost to calm the fuck down and pass on
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>>1625365
We'll help Horace, this is our first combo.
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>>1625365
Make sure Muh Waifu has her earplugs in. Such rituals shouldn't be heard by such delicate ears.
And get the holy water ready. This ritual does involve the sprinkling of holy water, right?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1625370
NOw anybody who wants to chime in with the holy chant roll 1d10
Rage Corpse has +20 Will +5 Rage
Horace has +5 Special + 6 Gotta Go Fast + 5 Prayers
Anybody who chimes in adds their Special bonus to the roll
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1625387
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Rolled 12 (1d15)
>>1625387
COME ON
LET'S DO THIS HORACE
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1625387
May he rest in hell
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>>1625409
>>1625407
>>1625404
>>1625401
The spirit is calmed. The corpse goes silent as the energies leave it. It crumbles into a pile of mishapen flesh and a deformed skull
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>>1625418
Damn Horace, you're a lifesaver.
Let's get Wilda healed up now
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1625428
Roll 1d10 to heal Wilda
Horace has + 6 Gotta Go Fast
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>>1625387
>>1625398
>>1625418
And yeah, I need to be healed. I think the beast bit my legs.
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>>1625435
You have legs?
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>>1625437
Do not worry, the posters are alredy taken care of
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>>1625438
I mean, isn't that how all humans and humanoid move: With legs?
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>>1625438
There's probably 1 in here somewhere
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>>1625445
Das racist.
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>>1625453
Alright, sure, I give you that.
A few humanoids use poles and their arms in lieu of actual working legs.
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>>1625450
Wilda has been healed
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>>1625461
Alright, loot if possible, if not we continue exploring the 4th floor, OP
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>>1625461
Good thing OP doesn't keep track of sanity as a actual stat, eh?
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>>1625468
It's because everyone in this adventure is actually a mental patient involved in a group hallucination
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>>1625471
>>1625466
Ah yes, looting.
So do you want the pile of mishapen flesh or the deformed skull
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>>1625473
Hmm
let the others have their pick
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>>1625473
...If nobody wants the skull, I bet that would make a great hat
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>>1625473
Both? I haven't tried purifying a corpse after pacifying its spirit.
I feel bad for the cripple, even his flesh and skull is deformed.
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>>1625473
I'll take both if possible. Could pawn this stuff off for some primordial boons if we encounter a more friendly eldritch NPC.
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>>1625480
Hunters now have a pile of mishapen flesh and a deformed skull
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>>1625473
That is gross. I'll take the gold instead.
And maybe the walking stick.
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>>1625480
Weeeell I guess we can do that. Wearing the skull on top of my hood would probably curse me anyway.
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>>1625497
>>1625489
Well the only material thing left of him is his walking stick
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>>1625498
A stick could be a effective weapon, judging by how the former Elder Vampire Mark had one as his main weapon. I prefer the mace, so someone else can take the stick.
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>>1625498
We should take it. Sticks are unbeatable, it is true. Have you ever tried to break a stick? All it did was create two sticks.
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>>1625505
>>1625503
>>1625502
Hunters now have a stick
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>>1625508
With the pile of gore and our new stick, we should continue onward. The next floor awaits, and so does our goal!
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>>1625508
Reclaim my rope. Tie a knife at one end, and the stick to the other. Bat-Fishing Pole!
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>>1625511
>>1625514
And now the hunters may move further into the 4th floor. They have two paths to take:
- Room of deadly traps, terrible pain and general unpleasantness
- The vampire lounge of relaxation
>>1625516
sure
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>>1625527
We should just bomb both of them. Sound like a plan, hunters?
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>>1625527
Judging by appearances, I feel like the spiky mouth-like archway leads to the vampire lounge, while the deadly traps and the likes are down the other hallway.
In any matters, I feel like we should leave it here, and actually continue next thread.
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>>1625536
>Which one has more loot?
I dunno. Probably the same amount of loot but different types
>>
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>>1625549
But like, what kinda loot? Does one give out more gold but the other gives actual equipment, or does one of them give more XP compared to the other's more material offerings?
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>>1625554
One has Gold and Equips and the other Equips and Gold.
The one with more sentient enemies will net more XP
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>>1625554
I imagine the right door leads to a large fight with vampires, being a lounge where they probably hang out. The left site is guarding something if they trapped it.
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>>1625559
Well, which one has the most sentient enemies to kill for XP, then?
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>>
>>1625559
A Bat! Use my new fishin' pole to catch it!
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>>1625567
"Well, it's th-->>1625570
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>>1625574
Now to reel it in! Wilda, get the net!
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>>1625574
Oh great, now look what you've done Oswell. We need to save and do a cliffhanger as OP needs to get well from being shanked in the face!
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>>1625579
Joke's on you, there is no net
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>>1625588
But there's a me. I'll try to catch the catch anyway.
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>>1625590
Neverrr
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>>1625598
Well, you still have a knife stabbed in your face, and a rope attached to said knife. How about we just save up, finish this bread, and prepare for the next one?
>>
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>>1625607
oh shite
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>>1625620
Well, we've caught ourselves a OP. What now?
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>>1625631
>>1625626
Fools. You will never get the secret loot. Ya can't make me give you the location
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>>1625638
You mean the mystery boxes, right? I'm sure we can see them when we try, so we don't need to get that information out of you.
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>>1625638
But we can get his Mystery Boxes!
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>>1625644
I'm talking about the hidden chest of a free 20 roll hidden in this very room
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>>1625655
Oh, well that'll be easy to find
Got a blood trail to follow and everything.
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>>1625655
I doubt it, and even if it was true, it'll only be valid for dices that can land on a 20, making it moot for d10s.
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>>1625663
NOT UNLESS I BLEED ALL OVER THE SCREEN
WHEN'S EVERYTHING A BLOOD TRAIl, NOTHING IIIISSSSSS
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>>1625672
My god... this was OP's plan!
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>>1625672
Damn it, don't you know how long it takes to get rid of blood from the screen? It'll take a entire day! Best to call the thread here in that case.
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>>1625672
Open the red box.
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>>1625695
'GIR A TAGET'? What?
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>>1625695
Told ya we'd find it.
Now, empty the box, stuff OPbat inside, and shake the box.
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>>1625720
Well, while you do all that, I'll go sleep in the corner. Haven't had a rest for almost a entire day.
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>>1625720
How you gonna do that when you're about to get stabbed?
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>>1625736
Oh shit. Who 'dat guy?
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>>1625736
By letting muh waifu use her new scythe on that guy.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1625739
A doll
>>1625744
Roll 1d10
You have a +10 Regular ass Bonus and +8 Spirit inside you Bonus
The doll has +20 Speed
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1625756
Work, damnit
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>>1625771
The doll dodged the scythe in time and moves in for the stab
>>1625758
But Joseph steps in and blocked it with his shield
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>>1625777
Not this time.
Oswell, are you alright?
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>thread is still active
OP you are ok?
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>>1625783
>>1625787
Oswell is safe
>>1625786
I'm always okray
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>>1625794
Hmph
Oswell, Horace
Let's combo this doll
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>>1625808
nigga it just had its eye poking out of the hood in the last post
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>>1625800
that's against safety regulations. OP creature noted in archives as untouchable otherwise bad things will happen.
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>>1625808
Yeah. I know this trick. That is an empty cloak.
The doll is behind one of us, isn't it?
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>>1625812
Indeed. it is an empty cloak. THE DOLL HASescaped the battle, looking for another chance of assassination
>>
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>>1625826
>>1625833
Cloak acquired.
It gives:
- nothing
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>>1625835
sure, but it must give style points to oswell, right?
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>>1625835
Nice. What about that loot chest?
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>>1625835
Oh, so it makes master of none better? Sweet deal, I just thought it looked good.
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>>1625839
What loot chest
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>>1625846
let's take the party into the left room
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>>1625853
Indeed. head into there
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>>1625863
if the other party members agree, we'll go in
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>>1625867
No objections, but are we sure we want to? Little sister is sleeping in the corner there.
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>>1625887
Save game niggaaaaaaa
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>>1625891
What. Couldn't stay up no more?
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>>1625898
WHAT ABOUT MY MASTERPLAN ABOUT ESCAPING HELL
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>>1625904
Will never happen. Because you are weak
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>>1625898
Maybe, OP
I loved seeing Joseph's bro, he was a cool guy
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>>1625907
AW COME ON NIGGA
HELL IS TOO BUSY IN SEARCH OF MARK, I CAN SNEAK OUT
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>>1625910
Nah.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1625911
BUT WHAT IF I ROLL 10
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>>1625917
CURSES, DICE GOD
FOILED AGAIN
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>>1625917
Nothing happens
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>>1625918
So what you're saying, every top hat has an axe inside it?
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>>1625925
IS MARK TO YOU MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME?
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>>1625929
>>1625930
Not really.
Which is why the demons won't spend that much manpower searching for him.
So you won't get to escape because there won't be any distraction.
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>>1625934
so what you're saying is
we were sentient axes this WHOLE time?
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>>1625934
WHO THE HELL MANAGES THIS PLACE
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>>1625934
Holy shit we still going??!?!?!
Damn op you are the strong!
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>>1625939
Now.
You were actually mental patients the whole time.
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>>1625953
Are we elves/orcs/fantasy race next????
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>>1625960
Yeah sure. Whatever you want to believe
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>>1625967
RIP
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>>1625971
I dont know how this happened...
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>>1625973
for what purpose, OP
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>>1625973
Eh??????
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>>1625985
EH?!?!?!?!?
*confused*
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>>1625989
Buy Fallout 4
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>>1626014
Yeah.
Because you didn't support Bethesda
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>>1626025
FALLOUT 4 IS SHIIIIET
SHIIIIIIET
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>>1626028
No, you fool
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>>1626028
If you supported it you would have escaped hell by now
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>>1626035
NEVER
I MAY DEAL WITH EVIL, BUT NOT WITH YOU TODD
YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN EVIL
FALLOUT TACTICS IS BETTER FALLOUT GAME THAT FALLOUT 4 YOU HEAR ME
FALLOUT TACTICS IS BETTER GAME OVERALL
FUCK YOUR FPS BULLSHIT
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>>1626045
smirk
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>>1626047
SMIRK IS PATENTED BY SHIRAKAWA SCIENTIFIC CONGLOMERATE
ENJOY YOUR LAWSUIT
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1626047
*Toss stone at Todd*
That is for not adding Fallout 4 VR as DLC!!!
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>>1626055
FUCK YOU TODD
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>>1626057
To toss stone at Todd you'll have to buy the Toss Stone At Todd DLC.
Only available if you Pre Order Fallout 4 VR now
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>>1626066
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO MAKE SHIT OUT OF ANOTHER IP YOU HEARD ME
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
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>>1626069
Oh please. What will Todd do?
Disagea 6 Produced By Bethesda, a new and revolutionary FPS-RPG-Tactics hybrid?
Don't worry, all your IPs are safe.
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>>1626083
nah, that won't happen
Arcanum IP on the other hand...
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>>1626094
ALSO IMPLEMENTATION OF POWER ARMOR IN FALLOUT 4 IS SHIEEET
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>>1626106
You'll need the going bananas DLC for that
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>>1626106
Damn it Todd!!! I will go download the mod instead.
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