New Sensei Quest

>>1622381
Social studies, big fans of KHAN!

>>1622387
Ah Social Studies good choice

World History
Government
Arts (cultural and free form)

During your dept meeting, in the room you now have the help of Grizzled War Vet, and Hippy Chick Teachers.

The Grizzled Vet demands to take world history and focus on all the wars, from Rome to WW2. While Hippy chick has volunteered to take arts and government

>Assign Teachers. You, Vet, Hippy Chick

>>1622442
Make the hippie chick take the arts courses, the veteran can take History because muh romans, and we can teach politics

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>>1622508
The Vet is enthusiastic taking a glade out from his personal armory. "First the Punic Wars. Hannibal you beautiful bastard"

The Hippy chick response "Ah ok ... " her eyes glazes over a bit "Right, finger paints first lesson"

Taking up history for yourself. you have decided to teach a few basic governmental styles.
Kingship
Democracy
Oligarchy

You live in a republic which is a middle ground between a Democracy and a Oligarchy. During your first lesson you explain the differences and the pros and cons of each style. Everything goes well until a valley girl with expensive jewelry pipes up. "I'm a princess so Kingship are the most effective government, and you are all misguided citizens who need a strong hand to guide you into the future"

What do?

Argue
Ignore
Send to principle's office

>>1622562
>argue
Have her explain why a monarchy under her would be effective and then dismantle her argument with your expertise

>>1622562
>Argue

Ask her to provide sufficient evidence to support her claims.

>>1622732
Might is Right. The Mighty have the ablities and therefore the edict to rule.
Minimum decision time for crisis. When only one man needs to make a decision it is put to rest quickly without waste. Where as all the others needs time to debate.

Princess relays back the lecture topics of Kingships. It's pros and recites the great monarchs of the age. She has learned the lesson and stands in a dignified fashion.

The you bring the ideas of the Good and Evil Tyrant problems. She similes and replies "Oh that's easy Sensei. Evil kings get assassinated"

Princess Chan will be receiving high grades for this class.

The next day you prepare for the lesson of your own government. A republic with representatives from the City States. When the Hippy Chick walks in with a blunt in her teeth. "Am I suppose to not toke up in the classroom? Because two of my students just pulled out pipes, and I figured if they doing it why can't I? "

What DO?
Remand teacher
Remand students
Smoke the weed

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>>1622780
>wait till end of school, look the other way for a blowjob
Well it's what I do if I were skeevier

>>1622804
Eliciting a sexual favor from hippy chick, you decide to let the infraction go for a price. After the final bell Little miss flowers struts into your empty class room with little flowers in her hair and a wanton look in her eyes. She gets down and does the deed.

The next day you begin to make a weekly quiz for the students, when the Vet calls into your class "CHARLIES IN THE TREES!!!!"

Your History teacher is having a flash back.

What Do?
Calm the teacher
Call in a sub
Fight the charlies

>>1622858
>Fight the charlies
Get the class to join our platoon, it'll help calm Vet if we play along and we can make an impromptu lession out of it. Plus, if I knew the hippy would be so ok with giving us head I'd have gone for more than just a blowjob, something to remember in the future.

>>1622985
Recess is canceled, Instead the class is engaged in a prolonged game of hide and seek. The lesson is now about the traps and tricks of the Vietcong. And how the war was lost not on man power but on will power.

Vet would continuously freak out and point his fingers as guns to Bow bow the kids. Lunch that day is cheetos and orange fruit and juice for Agent Orange and the burning napalm.

Afterwards you're a little beat but happy with the day's work.

Halloween is coming up. You're coming with a model for studying republic debate

Witches and zombies and vampires. You decided to set up a pretend city state for each with their own wants and needs. You have assigned students into groups W Z V.

What crisis do these three city states find themselves in?
Holy Church Hunters
Lack of humans
Over population
Magical Drought
Other

>>1623034
A heavely bureaucratic gerontocracy with a rampant overpopulation issue due to lack of death, as everyone is undead

>>1623044
Vampires hold the power blocks in the votes sphere. Zombies are now revolting as they are the means of production. The Witches have been brought in to neutralize the zombie outbreak. The political block now owes the witches a favor. The witches having agreed to emigrate in more humans from outside to help stabilize the population. but before the deal can be set Zombie revolutionaries firebomb the whole debate reducing the house of evil into ashes. When the Holy Church finally arises they are surprised by the whole lot of burnt wood.

Everyone is confused, by the ending, but they understand the process now.

The next day you get a call from the principle. Iron eyes cuts to the point and asks you if you've heard anything about drug used in the school?

Say?
Truth
Lie
Other

>>1623055
Half truth, say that you heard people joke about it but it's clearly just children messing about.

>>1623063
You begin by reassuring the Principle that drug use is against the law and as teachers you have to set a good example for the kids. He seems pleased enough by the response. He also informs you that the school district has a zero tolerance for this sort of thing. And that he wishes for you to put up an anti drug seminar for the entire school.

You think about what way to do that and you decide to Replay a live action edition of Reefer madness. An old classic.

On the day of the event you find that Hippy chick has gotten baked right before class. what do?
Call in sub
Do the nasty
Lead Hippy chick to her own class and hope it'll all sort itself out?

>>1623070
call in sub

goodnight op

>>1623070
Imply hippy isn't feeling too well, say she's resting, callin sub, do the hippy after school

>>1623197
>>1623307
Deciding to play it safe. You call in sub and send little miss high home.
The students are disappointed that day missing their chill art teacher. The sub is not exactly prepared for Hippy Chick's class as she didn't really have a lesson plan. Art does not go well as the children just run over the sub. At the end of the day the sub has to send three students to the principle for smelling "off"

Without Hippy Chick covering for them, those students are remanded for smoking the wacky tabcky. Suspension. The class is some what demoralized.

The drug awareness play goes as planned but it is not met with much enthusiasm. and instead of doing the do, you're pulled into a staff meeting with the heads about the three students missing out on school work. Doing the responsible thing is exhausting but you made it through.

The next day you can tell hippy chick is sad as she teaches her class gothic poetry. You are deep into elective government. as you now much decide on the activity for your class

What Do?
Basic Exam
Student race for class president
Research paper

>>1623531
>student race for class president sounds good
> Also collect favor from hippy for covering her ass again by doing the nasty after school

>>1623785
You do the student race. It boils down to Princess Chan. Popular Kid. and Smart Kid.

In a surprising twist, Princess Chan buys out the rest of the class with cookies and punch. Putting Smart kid as her de facto VP. "Money is Power. Might is Right. This is my kingship now."

Hippy chan is still sad about the kids getting caught as we lays baked on the couch and just sort of takes it. You get the impression she isn't connected to the world right now. The first time was kind of fun and risky. Now it seems she's just doing it to keep her job.

November is quickly coming up. As the kids talk about Family Day. Most the kids are existed except for one of the more reversed students.

Poor chan is holding her assignment about what she is excited about for Family day. most students put down food, family, health, country and other such things. On a mostly blank sheet of paper she has written in small print books and turns it in.

What Do?
Ignore Poor Chan
Inquire with the staff
Talk to Poor Chan
Other

How many schoolgirls have we molested so far?

>>1624208
Zero but you got a blowjob + sex from the Art teacher

>>1624191
But her some books, keep her after class to give them to her

>>1624191
>>1624555
Also, let's ask if hippy chan wants to just hang out and get baked after work, no sexual favors, just helping her feel better and being friendly.

>Books.
It's not the most exact concept, and you don't know what books to get. But you do pick up an old book called The Giver. It is about a smart quiet child who learns harsh lessons about the world.

She is shivering a bit when you keep her after class. Handing her the book you ask her about herself. She speaks to you in uncertain terms that become more confidant as she speaks. She relays that she just moved here to be with her Aunt. Her father is in jail and her mother is currently working on a oil rig off shore. The holidays are particularity difficult for students without a good home life

Hippy Chick says ok. and puts on Star Wars the original cuts. She is particular excited when the light sabers come out. "Swish swish Such colors. It really is the Hero's Journey in a nut shell" Without the strings attached this a more positive experience

Unfortunately you forget that tomorrow the Principle is reviewing your classroom as a check up. You wake up late and a little hung over

What Do
Call in sick
Power through
Insult the Principle
Other

>>1624921
Power through, we are a Teacher damn it. None of this pussy shit, come to class with that same creativity and enthusiasm we've had since first post. For the kids man, for the kids.

>>1624921
Power through

And mybe give the hippy chick a talk about not smookthe weeds where she and the others can be seen

>Power through

Holding your fingers to your temple. You decide to try a side lesson based on theocracy. Religion as law. The nation at large has a ban against having a state religion for the national, but maybe city states have adopted patron churches. Not offical legaliy binding but more preferred treatment.

The local church is know as the Solar Sanctum Soldiers. The sun is good the sun is life.

You decide to take the children outside for a mini lecture and Sunbathing. You explain a bit of the history and cultural reliance on the Sun. It's big it grows crops. Farmer's delight.

The Principle is stark Lunar Knight. He is quietly annoyed by the show of SSS Solidarity but it most pleased by your classroom management and the progress of the class. You get a good review for practical theory and demonstration

Going back inside you notice a number of delinquent students standing outside and smoking cigarettes

What Do
Ignore them
Spark a light with them
Remand them

>>1625147
Give them a warning, you don't want to get them in trouble unnecessarily, just keep that shit off school ground or you will have to remand them if you see them do it again.

>>1625147
How you feel about the quest so far QM?

>>1625147
Tell them off for doing it so open
Nuge nuge get senaky about it kids
So take the cigs off then this time

>Warning
You snatch the cigs out of their hands and tell them off for smoking at school. But do not report them to the office. They give you a hard look, but don't talk back.

Cold Day Feast is fast approaching. For the Solar Sanctum it is a day of morning as the Sun retreats for four days into the lower skys. It is a time for honoring the fallen and gone. The classes have divided their time and energies into different shows and plays for the parents.

Your class is doing the play of Cycles. The cycles of the seasons and the sun and the moon. It's a balanced play representing life death and rebirth.

You will need to assign students to the key roles of
Solar Prince/Princess
Lunar Mourner
Chronicler
That Guy
That Gal

>>1626858
We don't really know all that many students QM but what we've got so far

Solar Princess-Princess chan

Lunar Mourner-Poor chan

Could we get a list of individual students? We really only talked to the two specific ones, plus the group of smokers.

>>1626858
Actually you know what

Solar princess-Princess chan

Lunar Mourner-Poor chan

Chronicler-Smart kid

That Guy-Popular kid

still don't know enough kids though

Poor kid
Rich kid
Smart kid
Dumb kid
Princess
Duke
Stinky kid
Clean kid
Punk
Quiet kid
Popular kid
Ghetto kid
Artistic kid

>>1627571
Solar Princess-Rich Kid/Princess chan

Lunar Mourner-Poor Kid

Chronicler-Duke(?)

That Guy-Smart kid

The Gal-Popular kid

Final answer I guess

What is this Tatooine? You have two Suns in harnesses hanging from the sky. Rich kid and Princess. and Now bitterly throwing dagger with their eyes.

Poor Chan hits the right tones and motif of lonely soul lost in the big wide world.

The Duke uses his proud heritage to tell the story. He is well on his way to acting or political career.

Popular kid is clearly doing most of the leg work. Smart kid's wit is well utilized. Smart kid and Popular kid play off each other as the following the story of the seasons.

Besides the Sun thing. it's more or less a pretty good show.

The next day. You find the school uncomfortably cold. The standard AC is malfunctioning. But there is an older wood burning furnace

What Do
Chop wood
Get extra blankets
Leave the children in the frost
Other

>>1628729
>Chop wood

When do we bang a student?

>>1628729
>Chop wood
make a lession out of it, talk about times in history when heating and such were important and how sometimes the issues with it were big government issues.

this isn't dead is it? I actually quite liked it