The Bureau: Damn Fine Coffee Edition

I don't mean to dash out early, but I just need to let you all know that there's some kind of imposter problem going around my office. Turns out my secretary has actually been some kind of infiltrator for the past two weeks. Might best check with your staff and double check that everyone is who they say they are.

Run belongs on QST. Please leave I don't want to have a good time. or anyone else to have one either

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>>1620549
Was your secretary one "Mrs Johnson", sir? Because if so, that likely explained her disturbing behavior, and the fact she managed to breach our defensive systems without detection.

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*Sip*

What a retarded show.
Its fans are even worse, because somehow they mistake all of its flaws as merits.

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>>1620553
*Takes another Sip*. Sounds like you need to cool off my friend. Here, have some pie.

>>1620553
>he didn't understand episode 8

what a loser

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>>1620555
>he thinks anyone understood it

>>1620548
I got a question for you that's been weighing on me for a while now.

How's Annie?

>>1620553
I don't go to /tv/ because it's cancer but I imagine that half the posts about Twin Peaks are from retarded butthurt fags like this guy

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>>1620553

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>>1620559
>>1620559
I'd recognize that font anywhere.

>>1620560
The ending of The Prisoner is still the weirdest thing ever shown on TV.

Two Twin Peaks threads on /tg/ at the same time is not a coincidence.

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>>1620562
Maybe it's a doppelganger...

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>>1620557
Please, good sir, I implore you to remain where you are until you can be properly contained and shipped off to a separate site. also, my coffee is cold now. Curses,and I dislike cold coffee.

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>>1620564
He looks like he just saw a ghost.

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>>1620565
He has seen many things in his time my good man, and not all of them involved good coffee. Most of them didn't in fact.

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*Sips from coffee that isn't ice-cold*

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Personnel transfer from EDF SIR!

greetings humans, I am astral.

I come to speak to your designated leader

>>1620596
>>1620824
Welcome to the Bureau, good sirs. Sit down, have some pie and coffee. Currently waiting for something really bad to get dealt with.

>>1620882
what is this bad thing?

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>>1621018
This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

>>1620563
You might say they're twins.

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I...I don't understand what's going on with quest. Like, I don't even mean that in a bad way, I'm just really confused. I'm....I think I'll just go get some coffee and try to figure out what all this means

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>>1621812
Coffee is a great stress reliever. Go take a breather and clear thine mine my friend. I on the other hand, will be cataloging some information for later use.

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Late night Bump.

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

Welp, coffee break's done. Time to go rev up those engines, and get some people down to that fucking hotel finally.

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>>1625616
To the hotel I guess

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1628235
Sorry, just got back from a little thing I had to do. so you offer to go to the hotel? Thank goodness, I just heard that something came skittering out of the doors and ate twelve people before it was put down. We shall have transport ready in about an hour.

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>>1628598
...I need an adult?

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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1628633
Don't worry, you'll be perfectly fine. Now start getting prepared, it's almost time to go.

OOC: Jesus Christ, those rolls.

>>1628967
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

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>>1628967
Didn't I already clear out the hotel?