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This is a slightly stupid wanna-be police. His aim is to become the best police in the country, But right now, all he has is himself and his clothes. He wishes for the godly powers of /qst/ to help him. What shall he do?
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>>161748
Walk right into the police corps headquarters.
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>>161779
Private bull enters the headquarters.
However, his work level is too low! (Currently 0).
Private bull is kicked out.
Private bull lost his hat in the process.
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>>161810
He spies on the headquarters from the outside to learn their ways. Also to sneak in at night and get his hat back I guess.
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>>161810
offer to work for free
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>>161852
Private bull managed to sneak in!
Picked up hat.
As an act of thievery, his work level is now also 1.
There was only one witness, The criminal Jay L, Whom is impressed.
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>>161810
Look for your hat. It gives you charisma.
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>>161859
Snicker at the pun, and then say hello to Jay L.
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>>161853
Private bull worked for Mr. Free!
Whilst it was a criminal act he got for work, He got payed lots of money for it.
The whole process was rather tough,
But because of it his work level is now 3!
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>>161866
Buy a place to live in and buy insurance for everything.
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>>161861
Would cause the >>161859
route.
>>161863
Private Bull greets Jay L.
Jay L takes Private bulls hat!
He tells Private Bull it will be given back if he do some ''chores'' for him...
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>>161872
Do the chores.
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>>161868
Private bull buys a great box to live in!
He also manage to buy insurance for everything.
Everything in his inventory is now impossible to steal, and will now be lost when he die.
Those drugs he didn't manage to sell will be a problem, tough...
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>>161889
*now -> not, sorry
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>>161878
Private bull didn't even ask what had to be done, he just did them like a natural!
He seems to be skilled at this kind of job.
His work level is now 5.
Private bull gets his hat back after leaving the money to Jay L.
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>>161901
Frame someone with the drugs to get more attention for police-like activity
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>>161912
Private Bull somehow manage to make a frame filled by drugs. He use it on a random by-passer.
People acknowledge Private Bull possess drugs, and have the police's attention.
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>>161921
Try passing it off as a joke to the police and promise not commit further shenanigans.
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>>161921
Scream that it was just a prank, bro.
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>>161921
offer to be an informant for the pigs
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Run to Mr Nigger and sell him the drugs at a good price. Maybe trade them for a couple of firearms like a shotgun and a 9mm pistol.
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>>161942
thus guy phrased it better.
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>>161938
Private Bull manages to somehow joke it off.
He's now a man free from crime, however, the police confiscate his hat for ''safety reasons''.
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>>161956
ask if you are being detained
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>>161956
Cry, for your late mother gave you that hat. Hopefully this convinces the police to give your hat back.
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Get a loan from Mr.Jew to buy a gun from Mr.Nigger so you can get your hat back.
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>>161942
Cause >>161956
>>161947
The trade with Mr.Nigger was successful!
Private Bull now got a shotgun, more money and a random bottle of pills.
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>>161946
The police don't seem to care about the pigs.
Private Bull is put into jail for a couple if years.
His work level has decreased to 1.
His reputation is now very low.
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>>161982
Private bull has the shotgun from the nigger and traded the pills for ammo in jail.
Shoot up the police station terminator style.
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>>161962
You steal from your mom!?
You get arrested, then >>161982
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Get Mr.Nigger to break you out of jail.
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>>161988
YEAAAAAAH.
The station is now blown up.
Private Bull is now wanted in the whole country.
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Get Mr.Nigger to call Obama to pardon you.
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>>162000
Declare martial law in current area. Private bull owns the police there now or creates his own version of it.
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>>161997
Using telekinesis, Mr.Nigger comes for the rescue.
He will always protect you!
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>>162008
Create a micronation. As it is technically maybe a country, you can make your own law, making yourself the best cop in the """"""country"""""".
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>>162008
You and Mr.Nigger go to Africa where you help him stage a successful coup in Chad. He makes you the head of all LE including the Armed Forces. Guilt Mr.Jew out of 10 billion in foreign aid.
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>>162007
By the help of previous non-dead inmates, Private Bull creates martial law by the force of violence.
After getting his hands fully on the police station, he buys a cigar to look cooler.
He now owns a whole group of men.
Private Bull also obtained an italian accent.
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>>162019
Start looking for a cute girlfriend.
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>>162010
Private Bull was thinking that the micronation would turn out easier if he took the pills he previously obtained.
The trip went bad tough. He's just a mediocre cop in his own country right now.
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>>162021
Private Bull easily obtained the girlfriend ''Marisa''.
Mr.Nigger is now jealous.
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>>162021
Fuck that he's too busy for succubi. Nr.Nigger has hot and cold running ho's for Pvt.Bull.
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>>162044
To bad. Mr.Nigger and Private Bull were a good team. The coup idea would've worked.
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>>162038
Start project to make anime real so marissa-chan can come to life suck Bull's Privates.
Its possible right? I mean he too lives in a 2d world I just want him to get some love
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>>162052
*come to life and suck Bull's Privates.
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>>162038
Abduct a Nubian Queen for Mr.Nigger. He's a good ally. Maybe Mr.Jew has one for sale.
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Fuck some ho for free otherwise arrest her, beat up a homeless guy, and get some free donuts
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>>162052
After half a year of studies, Private Bull manage to make a real Marisa.
This causes his work level to skyrocket up to 100!
However, His social ability has lowered greatly.
Private Bull is also not interested in intercourse with Marisa anymore. She's like his daughter..
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>>162056
Private Bull arrived at a place filled with jews, Where he finds Mr.Jew.
He asks for Nubian Queen, and is given an egg.
Jews are seemingly retarded, He thinks.
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>>167726
Obviously it's a nigger egg. Help it to hatch. Also steal all the jewgolds you can.
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Private bull will keep the egg warm for now. It might hatch eventually.
He also stole a great amount of jewgold. He might sell some of this..
A downside is that he had to kill the jews to obtain it, but since ha seemingly has a talent getting unnoticed, no criminal records of it has been obtained by Private Bull.
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