Welcome to Paper Mario Quest!
This is a quest that takes place within the universe of Paper Mario, specifically the first two games, in a period of relative peace. You're not Mario, but if you play your cards right, you might end up as famous as the brothers. Collect the seven macguffins, hone your skills as the best at something, or just do sidequests all day - the choice is yours.
At the end of every update, I'll give you a few options to vote on, with a rough 10-20 minute period to vote. Most times you can write in your own options, but I'll veto it if it won't work or if it's too outlandish. Rolls, when asked for, will be done on a d20. You have three chances to succeed, one roll per person. Rolls are made after the voting period. Good luck and have fun!
Current Chapter: Chapter 1 ~ No Bean, No Cry
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Paper%20Mario
Thread #3: https://yuki.la/qst/940993
Boobert and partners' Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kjfd38kQIrUZV76bajom_4PXE7Sc-S8GMdbiT1Nky9Q/edit
>>1610595
>>1611788
>>1612414
The cloudiness in your mind quickly disperses as you concentrate. All your frustration keeps your mind locked onto the task at hand: getting your tie back and kicking Hazy Pinto's green butt.
"Huh." The Beanish hippie chuckles. "Ain't no one but the Sun ever resisted my hypnosis before. First time for everythin', suppose. Alright, I'm game, baby."
Hazy assumes a boxing stance, your tie wrapped around his right fist, and advances toward you. "Show me whacha got, spooky."
>A. Attack!
>B. Go invisible and intangible
>C. Charge (2 FP)
>D. Run and call for Mayzee
>E. Something else
>>1617382
>C. Charge (2 FP)
>>1617382
>>A. Attack!
Gonna run again in a few minutes
And going with >>1617935 since it was the only post for 16 hours
>>1619131
I am here.
>>1617935
Having some patience, you focus on the only real weapon you have: your badge from the bottom of the tower. You grit your teeth and focus, activating the Charge badge! (+2 on your next attack)
Hazy sees his opening while you focus and throws a jab at you, decking you in the face! Fortunately, he's not very strong.
>HP 9/10
>FP 1/5
>A. Attack!
>B. Defend!
>C. Go invisible
>D. Run away
>E. Something else
>>1619204
>A. Attack!
>>1619204
>A. Attack!
>>1619206
>>1619227
Now that you're charged up, it's time to deal some serious pain.
Roll to attack! 1d20, 3 rolls
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>1619296
>>1619296
Whoops where'd my trip go
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>1619296
Watch this roll be disappointing. Possibly.
>>1619302
>>1619352
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>1619296
>>1619302
>>1619352
>>1619415
You unleash the a super-powered slap at Hazy's face, sending him reeling! 3 damage!
Stopping himself from falling backwards, the Bean man gains his balance and reaches into his shirt, pulling out a syringe identical to the one he injected the Sun with not long ago.
"I didn't want it to come to this, man, but you ain't left me a choice." He holds the syringe up to his arm, his hands shaking.
"What's going on?" You hear a voice behind you.
>A. Turn around
>B. Attack Hazy!
>C. Try to attack his syringe
>D. Make a dive for your stolen tie
>E. Something else
Also sorry for the slow reply, had to do some emergency maintenance on my PC
>>1619525
>E. Something else
"He's clearly got some super drug, person behind me."
We go for his syringe, and then grab it to phase it out with us.
>>1619525
>C. Try to attack his syringe
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>1623777
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>1623777
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>1623777
>>1623777
i rolled twice does that count?
>>1623797
Sure, since it's slow
Gonna run in a few minutes
>>1623790
>>1623793
>>1623794
You dive for Hazy's syringe, but he spins out of your way, and stabs himself in the arm with it.
"Grrrrrrggghhhyeeeaahhhh!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhgO1ZBCTfI
Before your eyes, the Bean man dances backwards, his entire body shaking violently. His calm smile has twisted into a maniacal grin, and his fighting stance has become more feral, hunching over with his hands unclenched, like claws.
He looks dead at you from behind his broken glasses. "Boo man... you're gonna die TWICE.
As you look at him, you notice he's dropped your tie to his left.
"Boobert!" The voice from before comes closer, and you realize it's Mayzee. "What is going on?!"
>A. Make a break for your tie (and reclaim all of your stuff)
>B. Rush Hazy!
>C. Tell Mayzee to sing
>D. Go invisible and run
>E. Defend yourself
>F. Something else
>>1624165
>C. Tell Mayzee to sing
>D. Go invisible and run
>A. Make a break for your tie (and reclaim all of your stuff)
>>1624233
This.