Official /flag/ Quest

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>>1590070
Turning away in fear, you walk away, losing the opportunity to collect one of the rarest flags known to /flag/.

Maybe there is another?

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>>1590079

I tell myself that I'm not new, and that I already have USMOI, but a new adventure awaits me, further south, a place known as Bouvet Island.

Let's go.

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>>1590091
You decide to change paths, however you need to take a boat.

1-4: log raft
5-8: cruise ship
9-12: USS Indianapolis

dice+2d6

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>1590111
You forget that you must roll in the option field, appreciating your trips.

>>1590111

USS get

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>>1590115
Despite the disadvantages at hand, your autism prevents you from giving up.

You take a look at the map drawn by OPLK himself. You see two nameless islands and strait in between. Which do you head to?

>>1590142
the banana lookin ass one

>>1590142

The nose

>>1590148

I will have no mutiny, you will listen to your Captain.

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>>1590159
>>1590148
It was already too late, you started course for the smile island. Which was probably a good idea for your boat.

You stop at the island and realise that it is entirely forested. Taking a different direction would almost certainly destroy your log raft, but who knows what awaits in the forest.

>If you turn back
2-4:Safely on course
5-12:Raft breaks and you return to where you start with the only option to obtain USMOI regionals.

Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d6)

>>1590183

OK lol

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>>1590198
Don't roll my dice for me every again.

You are on course for nose island. You decide to sleep the night.

>>1590217
In the morning, your crew mysteriously vanishes.

>>1590217

How about next time you roll them nigga god damn.

>>1590224

NIGGA WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU IS ? Are you Austin ? That's what I thought, now go clean the poopdeck lol.

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Awoken in the morning, you notice your raft has stopped. A sphark (sphinx-shark) has stopped your path.

He say he has one request if you want to continue to this island. If you fail, you are chewed and spit far north of your destination with your raft in ruins.

Do you take it?

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>>1590235

Naw nigga sharks don't have to capability of speech, let alone speak fluent English nigga haha, that would require some additional works to how sharks internal organs function, so I skrrrrrrt on 'em. Man, I must be on some next level chronic shit nigga haha real talk.

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>>1590247
You decide to go around the island. Do you go east or west, and do you stop on the island nearby?

>>1590255

I go towards the eye.

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Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

>>1590262
You stop at the eye

How is the raft
>2-3: Good as new
>4-8: Damaged
>9-12: Broke

>>1590267

*I attempt at cutting down wood, in order to fix my raft*

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>>1590272
with what your hands

>>1590267
As you get off the raft you see a fire in the distance. Walking over you see a man in his sleep. Lying out are a motorized boat, some gasoline and an ax.

What do you do?

>>1590285

I take the ax and kill the sleep nigga lmao, only woke niggas need apply this is real nigga hours SENPAI.

I then check if the boat is working.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>1590288
>2-11: Shleep
>12: Woke

>>1590291

Nigga I'm woke as hell, tell me if the boat is workin or not man.

Eeeeeh?

>>1590296

Nigga don't do that shit here.

-___-

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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)

>>1590291
You kill the sleeping man and inspect the boat.

>2-6:broken
>7: rotting
>8-12: working

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>>1590299
The boat is broken. All you have is a damaged raft, a bloodied ax, and some gasoline.

What do you do?

>>1590298

-___-

>>1590300

Where the fuck did the fire go ?

Anyway, is there any wood to be harvested on the island ? If so, I start to cut down trees.

Take axe then
Explore more

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Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)

>>1590303
>>1590304
You take the axe and look around the island

>2-3: forest
>4-9: enough trees
>10-12: desert island

>>1590304

Ye're part o' me crew now, we 'ave t' compromise on decisions fer now on arrrr.

>>1590309

I choose t' cut down trees. Then I choose t' repair th' ship t' 'tis former glory, I choose t' expand it in order t' fit in me new crew mate ARRRRRRR.

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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>1590303
As you harvest wood something falls from one of the trees.

>2-10: A rotten fruit
>11-12: A book on fixing boats

You have enough wood to repair your raft.

>>1590319

Farrg this gay earth. Anyway, I choose t' set off on me voyage yet again, but afore that, I put out th' fire, 'n I give th' scallywag a proper burial at sea, I choose t' loot th' ax 'n gasoline wit' me YARRRRR.

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>>1590321
After treating a man who died a cowardly death, you sail to Bouvet Island with ease, arriving quickly. You feel suspicious, that if the seas aren't rough the land will be.

>>1590332

All th' other island around had similar climate 'n vegetation, so how in Davey Jones locker would Bouvet be any different ? Wha' could possibly go wrong on me journey ?

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>>1590332
You reach the island. The first thing you notice is the several boats that surround the island, some seem untouched for year. The second this you notice is the colosseum of skulls lined around it.

Do you enter the door?

>>1590346

Aye

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>>1590347
You enter the colosseum. The rows are filled with the skeletons of the previous attempts. You see a man that looks exactly like the one you killed?

How do you confront this?

>>1590355

I ask 'im his name. 'n I ask 'im wha' he be doin' here.

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)

>>1590356
>2-11: "You know who I am."
>12: *Says nothing*

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>>1590363

Jimmy from Barnes 'n nobles ? Har har har.
Tell me who ye be heartie

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)

>>1590363
"I sleep on each island to test the individual on their morality and practicality."

>2: "You've earned the flag" *Gives flag*
>3-6: "I will give you a test to determine your morality. Failure is death."
>7-12: "I challenge you to an fight with what you have to determine your practicality. Failure is death."

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>>1590369
He pulls out a flaming sword.

What do you do?

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>>1590370

*Teleports behind him*

Nothin' personal, it's just business kid...

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>>1590373
He snaps the axe out of your hands. You are left with gasoline and some extra wood.

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>>1590376

HAHA, YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. I pour some gasoline on the extra wood, and Donkey Kong that nigga, throwing pieces of wood at him.

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>>1590379
The wood hits his flaming sword, burning the man to death

>>1590382

Nuthin' personal landlubber...
*tips pirate hat*

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>>1590383
The flag now sits at the bottom.
Do you take it?

>>1590385

I take it, I would have just left it there, but considering the fact that I killed 2 (two) people just to get it, I might as well have it.

>>1590391
Night falls. After a long journey rest is needed.

>>1590396

Is this the part where I can finally get some sleep IRL as well ?

>>1590400
Yeah. Good night.

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>>1590111
>>1590255
>>1590288
>>1590299
>>1590300
>>1590355
>>1590366
>>1590400

>>1590405

Thank god.