You are the President V2

Rolled 19 (1d100)

"I am officially mandating Sharia Law in this country"

bump, anyone else?

forgot the rules: roll 1d100, highest score wins

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>158669
BUILD WALL

>>158687

Seconding this. As the guardian of freedom, it is your duty to make sure your freedom is superior to the freedom of other tribes

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>158669
I am banning all Commie stars from the American flag! They will be replaced by the McDonalds M.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>158697

Forgot roll

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>158669
7/11 was part time job

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>>158674
Rednecks are to be shot on sight due to their drinking problems. Women must wear hijabs at all times, and those in the crowd immediately put them on from their purses. The people are pleased.
>>158716
You also talk about this.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>158721

Send suicide bombers to North Korea

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>158721
Get off stage and go to the nearest bar for a drink

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Before all those, though, there's something went wrong.

ISIS is pretty jealous of you establishing the biggest Sharia country in the world. Don't we have the best Sharia country, folks?

A few terrorist attacks perpetrated by them are happening around 'Murica.

What do?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>158738

>>158733
reroll

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>158738
Glass the middle east.

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You deploy your noodle arms. ISIS is now glassed, and you have cemented yourself as the Alpha Sharia.

Now what?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>158808
Cement an alliance with russia and . take over the world.

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>>158816
Russia is curious.

"I-it's not like I want t-to e-enter an a-alliance with you or anything!

Baka! What's in i-it for m-me?!"

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>158831
Annex Russia and create the USSRA

Rolled 97 (1d100)

Woow. Somebody made a V2 of my thread. I feel kind of cool.
>>158831
Russia gets everything in the south of the ecuator, we get everything that is north

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>>159215
"T-that sounds like a good idea, US-Kun! Not that I'd ever go along with a capitalist pig's plan or anything!"

Aside from the entirety of the Russian Federation, your armies storm Europe. There's a lot of resistance, but their weak armies stand no chance for your well-trained Sharia men.
Russia now owns half the world. You now own (mostly) the other half.
However, there is a lot of kebab in Europe. What do?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>159436
Purge the muslims worldwide, the law was only to expose those in the states.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>159436
Take the southern Earth for Russia and give them siberia instead

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>159436
Make tender, rough love to Russia-chan

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>159436
Mandate sweet new Black and red uniforms for all loyal citizens.