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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 14 2017-06-17 04:35:20 Post No. 1580213
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 14 2017-06-17 04:35:20 Post No. 1580213
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
The hunters are currently fighting the first boss: Mark the Elder Vampire, Bob's master.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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ROLE CALL!
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>>1580213
Need a monster? Looking a little off balance
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This unit will stay online for 1-2 hours.
Proposition: blew up the hole and request reinforcements.
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>>1580213
Hiya!
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>>1580230You could try and play Bob's little brother on the right there.
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>>1580230
Perhaps
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>>1580213
>>1580227
Wilda's present, and ready for a fight.
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>>1580243
Ye. Watchu need?
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Do we got an Axeman in the house?
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>>1580263
He could be a dhampir or something.
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>>1580268
>dhampir
You mean likeBob's son?
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>>1580263
New Vampire
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>>1580252
make ahat monster which throws rocks
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>>1580268
Or maybe offer to be Joseph for the fight, until it's over. Again, boss fight, we don't really have time to create a new char.
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>>1580271
Yayyyy more character creation!
Make something cool bruh
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>>1580273
Ye. But ni.
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>>1580283
ayyyyy
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>>1580280too bad you got into thread when I killed off my first character which gone from good to evil
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>>1580271
Right. Gimme a bit
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>>1580285
...Siberia anon?
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>>1580213
Bobby's ready for some ass kicking!
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>>1580213
here but need an hour gotta get to work first
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>>1580296
Siberia? Aaaah. A fellow barbarian.
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Music while we wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOaPYeLCbNM
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>>1580302
ignore that link, wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CRoCqSUR4
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>>1580293
Right vampire character selecting n shit
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>>1580300
This unit is powered by SaltEngine Mk II(tm) provided by Barb's Jerky Corporation
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>>1580296
>tophats are mainstream and for faggots
Don't say that, p̛̩̦̮̮̦̟̘͉̋͑͘͡l̨͇͈̪͕̤̜̗̝͆̀̑̌͛̐͟͠e̷̡̞̤͓̬̖̰̟͊̎̏͌̄̚͠ą̡̢̥̋̇̉̆͑͢s͕̱̯̳͎̙̀̓͒̿̈͑͞͡͞ē̵̡̛̠͙̥̺̽̄̔͘͝͡.
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>>1580306
Vampire
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>>1580306
Welp, guess he doesn't want a new character then. Let's move on
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>>1580306
Actually. Mystery box n shit
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>>1580322
Mystery Box you say?
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>>1580321
Yes. Top right. Select that box
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>>1580327
Thisd box? But you don't even know what's in it
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>>1580330
Open dat shit.
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>>1580332
squish
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>>1580336Is that another mystery box, or just the one we just opened down there?
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>>1580336
Bottom left mystery box
Show me the full menu.
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>>1580340
didn't you come from our mystery box?
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>>1580342
Surely you jest. There's no box down there
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>>1580345
Top left mystery box, good sir
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>>1580345
Dang how many boxes you got?
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>>1580346
Very well
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>>1580348
Ooooooohhhh. Neat.
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>>1580343
Yeah, I did.T̷̨̛̫̺̯͔̦̎̈́̽́̍͟͡͡͞ḣ̵͍̺̞̖̘̀͆̍͢e͇̫̟͈̒̿͐̑͛̋̔́͡ f̶̢̩̮͍̳̱̻̻̃͗͛́̑̂̕͡ờ̢̡͙̥̪̝̰̪͉̒̀̈̈́͊͝o̵̧̡͉̤̬̱͖̿̉̾́͒̋̃͞ͅl͇̱͕͕̟̣͖̀̐́̊͛̏̐̈̔̕s̤͔̹͕̯̼͙͙̓̉̍̂̿̍͗͢͝͝͝ͅ w̶̛̬̪̯͇͙̤͑͌̋̍̓̐́͌̚ͅh̸̢̛͙̜̗̞̤͎̺̆͌̀͊͐͠͞o̷̜͓̖̘͈̹͉̖̖͖̾̐̋͗͠ b̡͉͓̤̗͙͖̥̪͊̏̍͐͗̊͘̚͡a̶̡͇͉̰̣͇̣̾̄̾̈̋̋͟͡n̢̨̳̝̺̻̥͋̀̌́̔̀͘͡i̷̢̮͉̯̖͒̔͗͊́̒͛s̡͙̤͎͚̠̞̞̄͊̈́̊̒ͅh̷̙̮̹̙̮̤̿̑̍͒͡ȩ̵̧̧̻̘̠̘̌̆̀̑̕͟d̴̜̹̹͎̺̹̺̬̭́̏̔͐̐͘͢͡ ṁ̧͇̠̱̜̪̩͍̻̏͆͘͘è̴̱͙̺͎͉̋̇̓͗͂͑̋͢ ţ̷̢̢̬̤̼͍̪͙̒̈́̽̽̉̒͘͢h̶͖͔̜͎̗̹̬͊̈̋́͐̉̽͒͜͠ĕ̸̢̢̳̗́͛̉͗ͅr̴̨͎̫̟͉͍̽͑̈̔͌̽̉͘͟͝͠e̬̘̪̗̝͇͗̉͋́̌͘ d̨̧̢̮̜̟̖̖̮͛̀͌̌̚͜i̡̢̛͓̰̳͗̋͑̋͛̀̎͜͜ḑ̷̧̦̞̥̬̠͇͙̏̊̾͐͆̾̑̕͡ n̵̰͍̜̠̩̝̰̒̌̈̍͗͜o̝̹̞̥̿̃̍̎̒͛̑͛̕͟t̸̢̛̖̼̣̯͗͂̐̌́͊ k̛͉̞̭̦̩̺̻̹̳͐͑̋͛͐̾̀̊͘ņ̧͔͖͎̯͛̇̑͘͝ơ̴̡̭̥͓̣̏̽̈́̽͟w̡̛͚͍̹͙͕̱͉̻͌͊̾͒̊͘͜ t̨̺̞͕̬̪̖̑̍̽̀̚͢͡͠ḩ̢̧̝͖̞̮̐̆̋͘͝ë̵̙̫̩̖̀͐̍̽̂̕͜͞ t̸̛̬̹̻͎̒̏̍̍̀̉̑ͅr̡̪̺͙̞̣͕̗̾̊́́͘͡ͅų̧̮̎̉͂͗̔͑ͅe̤̗̦̜̖̱̰͍̹̓̋͛͞ n̢͎̩͖͕̫͚̤̖̭͊̎͒̽͒ả̷̡̨͖͚̟̀̍̔̿́͊͑͒͢͡t̷͙̠̖͔̣̀̐̃̄͑͂̋͞͝u̬̩̱͉͙̇̀͊̓̋ř̷̺̮͔̼̦̟̍̓̈ȩ̷̛̳̜̼̦͌̍̑̌̀̇̽͌͊ o̸͙͕̬̣̳̼̹̦̗̓̈́̒̕f̸̢͚̯͖̬̖̥͌̒̏͒̃̈́̏̏͌͢ ṭ͖̼͇͉̓̑͌̓̑͟͢͝h̡̛̛͈̦̮̰̮̖̫̰̳̊̄͂́̋̀e̢͙̝̘͉̟̺͇̮̊͆͂͋̈́̆̀͘̕ M͈͇̫͎͇͔͖̬̺͊͑́̉͊͗͗̓͘̚ͅy̸̙̖̗͉̰̘̮͕͊̽̊̎̄͐͆͞s̵̤̳̩͈̠̐́͗̽͠ṯ̡̨̡̰̞͕̺͊̒̓̌͠ḛ̸̢̨̡͔̱͌̆͂̔͜͢͠ͅͅŗ̛̰̖̫̣̟̒̆̽̆̒̔̚͞y̨̳͈̤̘̟̫̪͚̽́̑̈́̾͝͞ B̨̝͖̫̟̯̺̘̙̟͒͊̂͐͘͞͞ǫ͔͙̰̣́̈̓̀̇͘͢ͅx̷̨͈̬͉̩͓̤̼̐͒͋͒͋̆̐͞͝ę̶̻͔̬̥̓̏͒̿̋̆̀s̵͖̤͚̄̍̋̒̚͟.
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>>1580353
Wonder what your stats are like.
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>>1580358
Sometimes esthetics are enough
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>>1580362
"Aesthetics".
The word you're looking for is "Aesthetics".
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>>1580368
That was autocorrect and 1:15am
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>>1580368
He's just a giant bat, do you expect them to know anything about spelling?
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>>1580353
Sow what's the bat's name?
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>>1580374
Gnarbles
The Bat in the Hat
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>>1580380
Gnarbles
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>>1580386
okay, let's start the fight
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>>1580389
My first appearance was as Oswell's left boot, so I don't have jack shit from previous adventure things.
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>>1580386
Awesome. How does stat distribution work?
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>>1580392
Sure.
NOW LET'S...have a role call. Again.
Who's present? Reply to this post
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>>1580403
Bobby's presents!
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>>1580403
Headsman ready to roll
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>>1580403
OSWELL IS READY TO GET SUM FUK
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>>1580403
Epic
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>>1580389
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>>1580389
I only really joined during the first team-based adventure thing was a thing, so I don't have that on me, only pic related.
>>1580386
>>1580403
Also, OP, you should make counting up the stats easier on the stat page by having the line between the 5th and 6th boxes extend out from the line, or something, I dunno.
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>>1580403
Heya still here.
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>>1580411
Was a good time
Thanks, saved to not lose it again
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>>1580414
The 1st one was Civ Thing
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>>1580418
Which thing was the one that had a thread get spammed with hardcore gay porn?
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>>1580403
bobby no.2, albeit infrequently.
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>>1580420
NRFS, a one back from my days on /v/
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>>1580420
Villain Adventure, maybe? Was it still on /v/ or here?
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>>1580424
I think it was on /v/ which is why somebody was salty enough to spam the thread.
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>>1580423
>NRFS, a one back from my days on /v/
Ooooh. Shit. You are right. I knew it was on /v/
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I hope nobody realize making Gnarbles was so long because I spent most of it drawing Horace's new look
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>>1580430
Looks nice.
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>>1580430
I noticed how good he looked.
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>>1580418
If I meant that, I would've said 'that civ thing OP did'. But it was the thing that showed how based the King was, in spite of the fact he only won thanks to future-death plot armour.
>>1580430
I throught you wouldn't bother about it.But since his pose is different, and his clothes are as well, does that mean that he's techinally a different class of hunter, or a dexfag/priest multiclass hunter?
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>>1580422
i would like to put in a vote for Bob's first action in battle to be throwing broccoli at Wilda.
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>>1580439
You can store it in my Hat of Holding.
Kek
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>>1580437
Pretty much yes. It's one of my habits. Whenever I keep making filter posts assume 2 things:
- I'm actually doing something else in another layer
- I'm just a fuck wasting time
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>>1580442
mostly the latter
OP loves wasting time
let's start the battle, boss
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>>1580442
OP, I'll be off for awhile from now on. Can I sequence two my actions in a row?
And do prerolls for it?
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>>1580439
Brb going to the kitchen
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>>1580454
Have OP install autopilote like Bingie
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>>1580442
Well, seems like it's time to fight. Quick stat check on Elder Mark as we enter phase 2.
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>>1580456
Autopilot***
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
SO, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME EVERYOBODY'S HERE.
MARK'S STATS:
24 Power
23 Speed
25 HP
20 Special
20 Will
Bob's and Gnarble's stats are in the character sheet up there.
And thanks to drugs from the alst thread , Joseph's Power is currently 22. Wilda's Power is currently 20
SO NOW PHASE 2 STARTS!
Mark goes first. He'll smack:
1: Horace
2: Oswell
3: Golem
4: Jon
5: Wilda
6: Joseph
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Hey Wilda. Now is a good time to do the thing.
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>>1580454
Give a sequence, then your team mates can roll for you
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>>1580461
So since Mark's going to pull some bullshit for the next phase, we're going to have to disable his other minions.
Is there anyone besides Bob that we want to try curing, should we kill off Bat and Gnarble?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
SO NOW
Wilda roll 1d10
Mark has 24 Power
Wilda has 20 Power
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>>1580470
nah that ain't happening for us, OP
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>>1580470
Spank'd
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>>1580470
>Rolled 10 (1d10)
Did Mark use to beat up little children?
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>>1580457
Yeah, I planned to shoot in the clock window thing behind Mark and then do reinforcement signal
if autopilot is possible to do after that would be nice
>>1580466
Sure. First action - Fire at that window/clock roundy thingy behind Mark to make a hole in it. or better just shatter it all
Second action - Call reinforcements.
then constant stretchy arms attacks on multiple enemies, prioritizing Bob
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Wow.....Someone wanna intercept that?
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>>1580479
Kek
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>>1580479
OHHHHHHH!!!!!
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>>1580476
Uh...it's a secret
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>>1580477
Alright, so I guess I act as a spotter or make sure the cannon and reinforcement signal goes off, and do other stuff to gather more support while you're on auto-pilot?
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>>1580479
Wilda now has 7 HP left
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1580490
Sounds like an innuendo
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This unit now in automated sequence:
10 FIRE AT WINDOW
20 CALL REINFORCEMENTS
30 ATTACK ENEMIES WITH STRETCHY ARMS
40 GO TO 30
This unit wishes rest of the party good luck in this battle.
>>1580488
sure
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>>1580490
>>1580495
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>>1580497
It counts as a combo if you do
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>>1580505
Oh. Does the same apply if I tried manually firing the cannon shot?
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>>1580508
Yes. Since the cannon is part of the Automaton
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>>1580508
Hunter helping his friend shooting his load from his big fat cannon
:3
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1580511
Roll 1d10
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>>1580514
Hurhurhur
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1580518
I've got Healing Hands.
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>>1580522
>Healing Hands.
And so Horace healed Wilda with his healing touch. A lot of touching.
She has 12 HP now
Wilda's turn
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>>1580527
I is here just so ye knoweth
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>>1580530
nigga I know
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>>1580527
Uh...
Bobby saw a lot of questionable things in the castle but Bobby never seen anything like this
You hunters disgust Bobby!
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>>1580527
Don't sexualize the Primordial Loli.
And anyway, should I focus on one of the 2bats instead of Mark, so they don't harass us killing him?
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>>1580527
Wilda, let's start the attack, we can take Mark out in 2-3 turns if we both damage him successfully
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Gnarbles? Thoughts?
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>>1580536
Food is being tenderized.
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>>1580537
Yes. Clerical "work".
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>>1580537
So I'll just bash in Gnarbles's head, and maybe steal his hat.
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>>1580543
How many hats do you need?
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>>1580543
I dont suggest that.
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So what's Wilda's doing?
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>>1580543
Gnarbles, toss this Broccoli Potion at her.
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>>1580553
>tfw scandal.
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>>1580556
Spotlight 2 starring Horace
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>>1580553
As I said, smash in Gnarbles' head, and steal his hat if possible.
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>>1580553
Crying in the corner?
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>>1580553
Chris Hanson needs a word with Horace
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>>1580561
If you try to steal and fail. I want a munching attack of opportunity.
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Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d10)
>>1580561
Wilda and Gnarbles roll 2d10 against eachother
First is hitting roll, using Power bonuses:
Wilda has +20 Power
Gnarbles has +14 Power
Second roll is stealing roll, using speed
Wilda has +11 Speed
Gnarbles has +10 Speed
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d10)
>>1580571
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Rolled 7, 10 = 17 (2d10)
>>1580571
Prepare your face for a crackin'.
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>>1580571
I guess i am reading the stat sheet wrong. I thought i had more Power.
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>>1580583
Wilda down some power pills
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>>1580587
Whoops, forgot pic
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>>1580588
She seems happy.
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>>1580589
Theft and murder usually do that to a little girl.
NOw where is that regular hunter
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>>1580465
nigga, you gotta do an action
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>>1580589
>>1580590
OP ain't lying, and it's a nice hat after all.
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>>1580596
Give back Gnarby's hat!
And Bobby's pills!
You little thief!
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>>1580596
Gnarbles shall remember.
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Taking advantage of Oswell's comatose state, Mark takes away his ghost waifu
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>>1580607
hey now
don't touch his waifu, Mark
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>>1580607
Oswell you stupid fuck
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>>1580607
Can I have Oswell's hat, Master?
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>>1580607
Again? He's the pseudo-Main Character, how god damn often does he do that?
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>>1580610
Mark puts the waifu back
And took the hat instead
Seriously though, if Oswell doesn't amke a goddamn action in 3 minutes I'll have to skip this fucker and declare him inactive
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>>1580619
I FELL ASLEEP FUCK
MASTER OF NONE ACTIVATE
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>>1580619
Update Gnarby's pic with Oswell's hat!
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>>1580620
Boosh
So now it's Gnarbles' turn
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>>1580627
From the last phase, yeah.
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>>1580625
Gnarbles enters rage. He attacks with fangs on that Loli shit.
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>>1580632
What does Master of None do?
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>>1580632
Jon was too, he was just ... ignored.... yeah that's it...
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>>1580639
touch you innapropro
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>>1580629
Wilda and Gnarbles roll 1d10 against eachother
Wilda has +20 Power
Gnarbles has +14 Power The rage gives him a DEVESTATING extra +1
>>1580639
Erases bonuses for rolls
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>>1580647
>The rage gives him a DEVESTATING extra +1
That's the angriest I've ever seen him!
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>>1580639
No bonuses on rolls for Oswell and his opponent. It levels the playing field and stack quite well with the 4 damage per attack Oswell does.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1580647
D̴̞̜̱̹͐́͛̎͟͝ö̸̥̖̮̟̪͖̝̪̯́̏̓̾̂͝ͅņ̛͇̠̝̩̹͌̈́̎̌́̏̽͝͠ͅ'̢̛̻͓̟͚̦̖̖͆̀͒́͘͢͝ͅt̷̨͍̭͈̪͛̒̔̓͂̏̐̆ ę̵̢̺͖̠̿̃̄̓̇̔̃͐̚v̶̨̖͉͕͙͕͇͚̑̀̓͐͂̎̌͡͞ͅȩ̗̠̱̟̻͓̄͌̍̚͜͜͞n̵̡͇͚̬̳̖͊̇̔̀̏͋͒͘͞ t̸̡̬̪̪̫͖̳̝͇̋̇͂͂̀ͅr̵̩̭͉̖̞̪̓̽̀́̈́͛͢͝͞y̵̨̛̰̰̣̹̝͈͕̟̔̌͒̈̽̍͆̉͛͢ ḭ̙͚̜̥̪͗̑͋͒͂̌͋̓͘͢͜͠t̶͕̖̹̖͉̥̀́̋̔͋̃̌̿͟͞.
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>>1580651
it's the only time you seen him
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1580647
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>1580654
Yeah and it's also the angriest he's ever seen him.
What of it?
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>>1580657
Okay Gnarbles gets a Kek tattoo on his back for this shit
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>>1580658
and it will be the only that's of it!
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>>1580657
>>1580653
AND NOW:
Bob's turn
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>>1580677
Exclusively Powered by the VampStation One X
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>>1580675
Throw weed bomb at the hunters!
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>>1580679
Bob and all the hunters roll 1d10
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>>1580678
>"VampStation One X"
>Not called "VampStation One V"
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>>1580678
How many of those "exclusive" games are gonna be on PC too?Holy fuck Microsoft that press conference was the most retarded shit till DBFZ came on[/spoiler
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>>1580685
I felt using E3 of all places to unveil your new car was more retarded
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1580683
>1d10
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1580683
Oh no! He's gonna fill our garden with weeds!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1580683
TOO SLOW, BOB
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>>1580684
Because VampStation One X has an acronym of VSOX
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>>1580689
They couldn't even get good plants in the audience this year.
And don't forget the trash live com on that arena game and the lifeless female drivers.
PLAYER [1]
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1580683
Y'all getting high on Uncle Bobby's® Homebrew Pot Potion™
:3
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1580683
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>>1580699
If they wanted to show 4k shit they should have had an exclusive franchise anybody cared about.
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>>1580703
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
>Y'all getting high on Uncle Bobby's® Homebrew Pot Potion™
Nah m8.
>>
>>1580702
BUT ESPORTS
GET HYPE FOR THIS DUMB SHIT
"EXCLUSIVE"
WHAT GAMES?!
>>
>>1580703
Oh shi-
Where's that other Bob?
>>
>>1580708
For his overconfidence. Joseph ahs been kicked in the dick
>>
>>1580713
but I like being confident, OP
we won the roll anyway
>>
>>1580713
Steeeaaaallll hat
>>
>>1580711
FOUURRR KAYYYYY
Also that indie game with the dude witht he guitar looked like they forgot to texture some models
>>
>>1580705
Which are:
>Halo
>Motorcars
...And only really those two, since they killed Scalebound, because 'there was too much hype'. At least they didn't outright committed PR suicide like /that/ E3
>>
>>1580721
Shut up you slut.
>>
So now it's the Golem's turn.
Pre-programmed action dictates it will now try to blow a hole in the clock face.
Who wants to roll for it?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1580683
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>>1580718
That game looked like absolute try-hard shit.
>>1580719
>Implying people play Halo anymore
As a die-hard Halo fan I can say the series stopped dead in it's tracks with 5. It's a spoiled carcass of a franchise all because 343 doesn't know or care about Halo.
QM give me a copy of Halo Reach to cry over
>>
>>1580727
I'll roll
>>
>>1580727
Jon can roll for it
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1580735
Better than anything 343 would ever put out, that's for sure.
ROLLING
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>>1580735
damn dyslexia
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1580736
Let's see if the shot hits
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>>1580738
Property damage.
Now it's Jon's turn.
>>
>>
>>1580738
activate counter for me so we can get shit movin a bit faster.
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>>1580743
Oh Destiny is fine. Granted there were a lot of problems during development with the first one, it turned out to be a good ass game.
I don't know why anybody expected it to be the new Halo though seeing as they said they've moved on from Halo completely and anybody from Bungie who didn't went to 343.
>>
>>1580746
>>1580748
Counter activated.
Now whoever fails an attack roll against Jon will be punched in the face.
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>
>>1580756
Pull back attack on Gnarbles
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>>1580759
Joseph and Gnarbles roll 1d10
Joseph has 22 Power
Gnarbles has 15 due to Raeg
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1580762
YOUR HEAD MAY BE HATLESS, BUT YOUR BODY WILL SOON BE HEADLESS
>>
>>1580753
I didn't really know that, but when your company is known to have developed a beloved franchise, people would be expecting them to produce stuff that goes along the lines of that, hence some disappointment for them.
>>
Where is that giant bat
>>
>>1580753
just enjoying muh Odyssy
>>
>>1580785
What about XCOM Rabbids: Feauturing Mario from the Mario series
>>
>>1580776
First off, how dare you compare me to /v/. I actually like video games.
Second, I suppose you are kinda right.
Still though, for everybody else who expected Destiny to be it's own thing with some Halo-ish elements, it turned out fine.
I would have just extended the contract with Microsoft if I was Bungie.
God know how much it hurts seeing a franchise you poured your heart into being stomped into the dirt.
>>
>>1580788
I have no problems with it, Mario has always been a whore to different play styles.
>>
>>1580793
Yeah. It's always nice to see them experiment anyways.
A lot of the time Nintendo has a game in development with a funky playstyle and they slap on an existing IP and it does great.
God bless those ignorant bastards.
>>
Time to DELET this comatose bat
>>
You guys talking about newest vidya and here I am waiting for steam sales for old titles on my old pc
:'3
>>
>>1580799
Throw my copy of Hola Reach at the floating hand
>>
>>1580799
yeah, go ahead, OP
I was going to decapitate him with the next part of the combo
>>
>>1580801
I don't even own the current generation of consoles.
I'm not supporting this pay-for-online faggotry and I'm especially not supporting Nintendo's dumbass gimmicks or Xbox and Sony's desire to be a VCR.
>>
>>1580803
>>1580801
>steam sales
>buying games
>>
>>1580808
AW SHIT
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1580799
Can I roll for Gnarby?
>>
>>1580791
>First off, how dare you compare me to /v/. I actually like video games.
Chill, it's more of a joke about how we're just talking about vidya in the middle of a /qst/ thread. And hey, OP used to run on /v/, so it fits.
Also I think this might count as 'fanart', since I'm drawing more than just Wilda.
>>
>>1580799
can i change name and roll for him?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1580811
Sure.
The attack failed.
Now it's Mark's turn.
Mark will now target:
1: Horace
2: Golem
3: Jon
4: Wilda
5: Joseph
6: Oswell
>>
>>1580816
I think we can switch characters whenever we want actually.
>>
>>1580808
Bobby's legit, not some petty thief like that little girl over there!
>>
>>1580817
ayy, OP
the first attack against the golem shouldn't count, right? or did we already exhaust that in the first phase?
>>
>>1580815
I did mention boons from making fanarts.
So now Wilda has another hat.
>>1580821
The latter.
Now who wants to futilely roll for the golem
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1580825
eh, as long as the thread gets moving, OP
>>
>>1580825
does it have to be digital fan art?
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1580827
Mark has +24 Power
Golem has +9
>>
>>1580825
I'm more of a tophat kinda child, so Oswell can have that hat.
>>
>>1580834
what makes the stick so powerful, OP?
Mark's ability to possess it and fly it around?
>>
>>1580836
You're the best.
>>
>>
>>1580834
So Golem got a smack on the head. It's now at 9 HP
It's also Horace's turn
>>1580836
That's because it hasn't expanded yet. But sure, Time to give it to Oswell i guess
>>1580838
>>1580841
Also this
>>
>>1580842
Perform the sacrament ofcalibratingGolem's signals to make sure it'll call in reinforcements.
>>
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>>1580853
I'm guessing stat debuffs, due to the fear of the Almighty striking into their undead hearts.
>>
>>1580842
fuck I don't know how to draw blood splatter left on the blade while it drips off!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1580853
Horace lets out a holy chant, letting the unholy abominations hear the word of THE LORRDDDDD
Horace and vampires roll against eachother.
Which means:
Horace roll 1d10
Bob roll 1d10
Bob also roll 1d10 for Gnarbles
Horace has 5 Special + 5 Prayers = 10 Bonus
Bob has 9 Will
Gnarbles has 8 Will
Mark has 20 Will
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1580862
Bob, you better damn remember these Bible lessons I'm about to give you!
>>
>>1580867
ah thank you
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1580862
rolling for bob i guess.
>>
>>1580878
dammit bobby.
>>
>>1580876
>>1580878
Oh good, I thought I would have to DELET you
>>
>>
>>1580885
Bobby's always lurking in the shadow!
>>
So the HOLY WORDS OF THE LORRRRRRRRRRD stunned Gnarbles and sapped his Power by 5
Now it's Wilda's turn
>>
>>1580895
Keep Bob distracted, OP, I'm goin' in for a swing at him! And maybe steal something from him as well.
>>
>>1580898
Perhaps his helmet
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>>1580901
Yeah, go with the current flow of robbing headware, and take his helmet. And then smash his face in.
>>
>>1580917
It's not about power, it's about speed!
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>>1580908
>>1580912
Roll 2d10 against eachother for Bob to attempt to resist the molestation...of his face...by a mace. And for his WILL INCREASING HELMET to not get yoinked
Wilda has +20 power
Bob has +11 power
>>
Rolled 4, 7 = 11 (2d10)
>>1580919
Ç̸̗̜̳̀͊͂̔̊͜o̳̬̪̙̺̓̆̑̔̇̑̂͞m̶̹̘̣̱̠͎͎̮̭̍͑̉̑̉͡ȩ̥̼͎̻͈͍͚̖̎͋̇̈́̍̂̊̎͜ ţ͖͚̪͎͖͕̯͗̾̈́̏̄͢͞ó̫̞͚͎̭̼̳͛̓̉͢ͅ Ḻ̷̢̡̧̰͒̀͋͊͂̕̕͘o̺̞͔̱̦͕̔̇͐̂̕l̴̡̜͓̩͈͊̀̔̽̐̚͡i̷̧͓̥̱̼͈̥͉͍̿͗̋͐̈̑,̵̨̺̟̤͈̦͉̖̇̊̿͒̋̍̔͝͞͝ l̷̨̼̟̼̉̏̎̈́͒̆͗̔̊͝ͅį̠̱̦̬̦͔̓̓̊̆̂̎͘ṱ̴̨̨̧̹̜͕͈̬̇̄̇͑̎̍͌́̂̚t̴̛̯͍̭̬̥͕̳͉͈̒̓͒̉͋̃͟͡͞͠l̸͓̻̜͔̼̖̀̒̌̑̆͛͛͐͟ͅé̢̯̣͔̮͍̙͇̓͊̓͒̕͢͞͝ ḥ̡̰̱̯̠̖̭͎͗̍̾̏͗͢e͓̩̼͕͊̈͊͆́́̔͝l̷̨̻̯̺̫͌̆̆̀͋͑̎͂̇͞m̡͚̣̘̠̦̰̝̄̃͒̃̔́̀̓͘͠e̡̠̫̣͕̳̩͐̿̒̒̊t̰̺̤̟̭̣̀̽́͒̆...
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1580919
fuck off you cunt.
>>
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d10)
>>1580928
oop sorry. trying again.
>>
>>1580930
>>1580927
>>1580925
Well shite
Bob has 10 left
>>
>>1580934
what are bob's will stats now?
and wilda's?
>>
>>1580934
How much Will did he lose without his helmet?
>>
>>1580919
op how long is cool down for shining finger
>>
>>
>>1580943
Yeah, I'm gonna cut a Mark Steak.
By which I mean use my swords on Mark.
>>
>>1580947
I suggest using the holy hand grenade. It deals 10 damage, which can KO the two bats aiding Mark!
>>
>>1580951
I kinda want to save it for Mark's final form.
>>
>>1580954
that's what I thought you were planning
>>
>>1580947
What about finishing off Gnarbles?
>>
>>1580954
Yes, but a grenade is often more useful against groups than just a single target. Don't you remember what Grenadier School taught?
>>
>>1580947
Will your spirit waifu be joining in toooooooooooooooo?
>>
>>
>>1580960
Nah, these folks make good arguements, gonna throw the holy hand grenade.
1, 2, 5.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1580967
And since Gnarbles is stunned...he's fucked.
BUT BOB CAN STILL SAVE HIMSELF BY ROLLING 1D10 AGAINST OSWELL
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1580970
...right, 3!
>>
Guess Bob wants to die then
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1580970
rolling for whatever good it will do. fight is so skewed in the hunters favor.
>>
>>1580988
You do realize you have afinal form,right?
>>
And so....Gnarbles ate the entire blast.
He spent the the whole time sleeping on the clocktower, the first time he woke up, he died.
>>
>>1580989
Only when he sucks Mark off, remember?
>>
And now it's the talking penis' turn
>>
>>
>>1580989
Gnarbles is fucked. Batbro is NPC'd as far as i know as well as Master so attacks won't be focused, can't get our stuff back from the cunt fake loli even with a 10 and its a 6v3 now. You still think my final form will do shit against sheer numbers? its not like i can attack twice a turn if i hulk out.
>>
>>1580996
Attack the healer!
Unleash Bobby's ultimate attack on Horace!
>>
>>1581003
>not spamming Beastscreech after hulking out to give free heals
>>
>>
>>1580996
who currently has the least hp among the hunters?
>>
>>
>>1581009
The robutt. It has 9
>>
>>1581007
Fine, may as well go with that. is hulking out a free action or no? I'm guessing no.
>>
>>1581005
>Unleash Bobby's ultimate attack on Horace!
What is your ultimate attack anyways?
>>
>>1581011
who turn now?
>>
>>1581005
>>1581005
>Bobby's ultimate attack
"Drink this then, Bob"
>>
>>
>>1581013
Toxic Assblood Blast.
>>
>>
>>1581015
Is it...
Lord Caine's blood? :3
>>
>>1581021
Doubt it. You're probably just sucking off Mark again.
>>
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>>1581015
took me some time
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>>1581024
That's some good shit!
You made this?
>>
>>1581019
Its a bodily conversion thing for vampires. I'm not smart enough to explain that shit.
>>
>>1581024
hey that's pretty good
>>
>>1581019
Depends on the source.
>>
>>
>>1581030
so took me an hour and a half
>>
>>1581031
no, this image just popped in to my head.
>>
>>
>>1581031
"Losing that smidgen of blood doesn't even register as being harmed. So now Bob, drink it and turn into a giant vampbeast"
>>1581024
Kool Beans
>>
>>1581029
gross
>>
>>1581038
So you're implying that there's much more blood within you? I'll keep that in mind...
>>
>>1581038
I git dem boons yah?
>>
>>1581038
Okay Master
Bobby's gonna turn into giant vampbeast and chomp the little priest! :3
>>
I fell asleep. Fugg
>>
>>1581044
And now Gnarbles sleeps.
In the afterlife
>>
>>1581046
Oh well. It was a fun 4 posts.
I did my best. No regrets.
>>
>>1581044
Sorry to tell you this, but your bat blew up. At least it was a quick death. I guess you can join the hunter's side now?
>>
>>1581042
On your turn, yes.
>>
>>1581049
neat
>>
>>1581051
With what, getting spikes up his ass?
>>
Ill just lurk moar
>>
>>1581051
>Go get Gar, maybe he can help
>Gar
That's cold, man.
>>
>>1581054
Not interested in joining any characters? Golem's currently in a coma.
>>
>>1581055
not as cold as his corpse
>>
So Bob transforms into his final form
POWER: 22
Speed: 16
HP: 15/25
SPECIAL: 16
Will: 14
So now. Is Bob chomping on Horace? is there any other voices inside Bob that would like to make a different sugestion
>>
>>1581057
I was the Hatted Axeman before.
But yea. I can do Golem i suppose.
>>
>>1581043
giant vampbeast screech pls bobby.
>>
>>1581062
You can join any character really. That was just a suggestion if you wanted to control an empty one.
>>
>>1581061
What up with this transforming or raging and attacking the same turn?
They aint even rolling to see if it's allowed.
>>
>>1581063
Okay, let's screech
>>
>>1581066
Well because the vamps are outnumbered
>>
>>1581066
You see, there's this special rule in OP's 'how to run a adventure thing', which says"Allow and make shit up on the spot, if it keeps the hype."That might explain why we're able to do so alongside them.
>>
>>1581071
Oh hey you're right.
>>1581069
>>1581063
Oh and Bob roll 1d10 against the hunters, who will now all roll 1d10 against him. And somebody roll for Golem
Bob has 16 Special
Wilda has 13 Will
Joseph has 6 Will
Horace has 8 Will
Golem has 10 Will
Except for Oswell, the roll of Bob against Oswell has no bonuses
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1581076
Your bark will not frighten us, Bob!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581076
bewuah oh
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581076
rawr! :3
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1581076
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>>1581082
YOu've seen the whole set
>>
>>1581081
>Rolled 10 (1d10)
Damn it, they're employing maximum cheese against us. Once we recover the turn after, we should just do a Combo on Bob to take him out properly.
>>
>>1581084
That's a complex set of rules you have, OP. How do you manage?
>>
>>1581081
Well everyone's screwed
>>
>>1581088
I thought we wanted to cure Bob?
>>
>>1581081
fuck you bob
>>
>>1581081
AND SO EVERYONE IS STUNNED.
And it's Mark's turn again.
"So Bob, you want a meal? Or would you like to beat down a hunter together?"
>>1581089
Ikr, It's my cross to bear
>>
>>1581097
Let's go for a meal Master! Bobby haven't got anything to eat since the hunters disturb the dinner last time
>>
>>1581098
A cool down 2 turns until it can be oosed again perhaps.
>>
>>1581092
No, fuck him. If he truly wanted to be cured, he would not have fought alongside Mark, and he would not employ such massive cheese against us. Besides, it is up to the Almighty to truly forgive him.
>>
>>1581099
AND SO...Mark left the hunters stunned there and went to eat dinner.
The End
>>
>>1581102
nigga what the fuck
get to the real battle
>>
>>
>>1581102
Yay!
Bobby loves happy ending! :3
>>
>>1581102
Goddammit how many times are we gonna have this fight, fuck.
Enjoy your fettucini alfredo and garlic bread.
>>
>>1581103
"Sure...Bob, suck this guy.....'s blood. You look a little parched"
>>
>>1581102
Well, we weren't KO'd, just stunned. The story for the Hunters has yet to be properly concluded.
>>
>>1581107
Okay Master!
Bobby's gonna suck his... blood from his soft and tender... skin on his muscular... neck
>>
>>1581114
Aww...
Bobby's gonna turn you into a vampire just like Bobby so we can fight together as a bro!
:3
>>
>>1581112
Joseph has 11 HP left
Bob has 19 Hp left
Now it's Bob's turn.
The good news is Joseph is no longer stunned
>>
>>1581118
Bobby, don't forget to get our stuff back from the loli.
>>
>>1581119
how long does stun last?
>>
>>1581119
My turn, OP?
GET FUCKING MAD
IRON BODY
STARE AT BOB
"SOON"
>>
>>1581121
Oh, and take her mace too.
>>
>>1581122
1 turn. Which means until Mark's next action.
Or if the stunned is attacked, then the stun is gone.
>>
>>
>>1581128
After Joseph's turn everyobody gets unstunned automatically anyway.
Since he goes last.
>>
>>1581129
Oh, right. He can try bringing down Bob's health again, since he still has 22 Power.
>>
>>1581130
Nah, we've got enough damage from all the hunters to take down Bob
>>
>>1581129
jesus christ, I need s fucking turn for muh boons
>>
>>1581131
Well then try stunning Mark? Basically do something while you're awake.
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d5)
So what the ass is Bob doing again goddamnit
>>1581132
Eh...then let's give you a boon now:
Jon's wrist guards have been upgraded: they give a +[my roll] to defending rolls
>>
>>1581135
>they give a +[my roll] to defending rolls
What stat is this, anything defensive?
>>
>>1581134
Well, if you don't really know, feel free to Iron Body it up.
>>
>>1581136
It's more of a general 'defense' bonus rather than boosting any stats.
>>
>>1581135
self stunned bob
>>
>>1581136
It's just a flat bonus whenever he defends.
So if he attacks it's his Power bonus
If he defends it's his Power bonus + 3
>>
>>1581135
Chomp Horace!
>>
>>1581135
vote to reclaim stolen goods and steal the loli's mace.
>>
>>
>>1581143
Fine, lets go with chomping Horace.
>>
>>1581143
>>1581144
Two different course o action.
SO WHICH IS IT NERDS
>>
>>1581148
BOBBY STOP. STEALING FROM LOLI, FINAL.
>>
>>1581148
>>1581146
Gundamit
>>
>>1581153
make them decide or they lose their turn
>>
>>1581153
OP, I go for the intercept if they do make a decision
>>
>>
>>1581153Crawwwling innn my skinnnn.
>>
>>1581148
fuck confirm man
>>
>>1581157
Bobby's agree
>>
>>1581157
FUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Bob's will is now 17
Wilda lost her weapon and the pills.
And since she wasn't attacked, she's still stunned.
NOW IT'S JOSEPH's turn
>>
>>1581164
joseph couldnt intercept?
>>
>>1581164
Pull back attack on bob, take back the pills and Wilda's weapon in one go
>>
>>1581169
No!
These are Bobby's now!
>>
>>1581170
OP, please. He said that he would intercept them when they made a decision, and the two halves of Bob wanted to steal from a child. It's fair to have them roll against eachother.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1581172
Dice says:
1-3: ye
4-6: nah
>>
>>
>>1581174
...Damn it. Can you get them back for me, Joseph?
>>
>>1581176
Bob and Joseph roll 1d10 against eachother
Your bonuses are the same so there's no point
>>
>>1581173
you only LOOK like a child.
>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1581178
rolling.
>>
>>1581182
fack
>>
>>1581179
I'm still a damn child in the insanity-inducing scale of things. I have a Uncle, for crying out loud!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581178
No stealing from Bobby!
>>
>>1581185
>Rolled 10 (1d10)
Ah... So the Bobby's luck makes an appearance.
>>
>>1581184
Fine. Then this is confiscation of stolen property and punishment. now go sit in the time-out corner.
>>
Are we fighting Bob and Mark again?
This is getting repetitive.
I didn't pay 60 bucks for this, Todd.
>>
>>1581188
We'll combo once we get the chance
>>
>>1581188
>Are we fighting Bob and Mark again?
This is phase 2 of the boss fight.
>>
>>1581188
these Nigger take so long to roll
>>
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>1581185
THE ATTACK FAILED
THE HUNTERS ARE NO LONGER STUNNED.
And now it's Mark's turn.
He will now:
1: Attack
2: Use a special
3: Use the stick's remaining energy to activate its power
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1581192
So Mark's gonna hit:
1: Horace
2: Golem
3: Jon
4: Wilda
5: Joseph
6: Oswell
>>1581188
Oswell don't get to complain when he's constantly inactive
>>
>>1581195
Come at me, Mark.
You may have turned Bob into a filthy vampbeast, but I know the soul of a hunter is still in HIM!
>>
>>1581196
Geese what is with you and bob?
>>
>>1581196
or he's just a fag
>>
>>
>>1581195
I'M SORRY OKAY BUt I have shit to do.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1581196
"Are you like, gay for Bob or something"
Joseph roll 1d10
+24 Power Mark
+22 Power Joseph
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1581201
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>>1581197
Bobby and Joseph decapitate a hunter together
Apparently that equals sex for Joseph
>>
>>1581203
Joseph's brain is wired in aaway that a decapitation results in the same feeling as an orgasm
>>
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>>1581202
I guess
>>
>>1581205
>Spear can attack 2 enemies in a row. I don't know what constitutes as a row, or if it just means you can hit two at once.
The 2 at once one
>>
>>1581206
roll boy
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1581202
Testing
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>>1581205
Well, the hammer can smash heads. I guess I can take that.
>>
>>1581211
Congrats
>>
>>1581212
Alright. Same style as the mace? That works.
>>
>>1581214
It's sadly weaker, but hopefully I can get the mace back after macing in Bob.
>>
>>1581216
You can't macing in Bobby with a mace! :3
>>
>>1581216
You could also dual-wield them after this.
>>
>>1581211
>>1581202
Joseph got smacked in the face.
He now has 5 HP left.
Now it's....oh hey Bob's turn again.
>>
>>1581217
*without
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>>1581219
Horace, heal me up after this
>>
>>1581219
vote to continue the attack on joseph.
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>>1581219
5 HP left? I thought Mark deals 5 HP per hit so he'd be at 6 HP.
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>>1581219
Let's chomp Horace the party healer!
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>>1581218
But duel-wielding is Oswell's thing! I would basically be stealing one of the things he has going for him.
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>>1581223
He does 6. Except when he's biting.
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>>1581224
supporting this instead.
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>>1581227
does intercept take away a turn?
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>>1581230
No. It just uses up the character's intercept for a battle.
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>>1581230
No. But a character can only intercept once per battle
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1581228
>>1581224
So now horace is going to get chomped
Bob and Horace roll 1d10 against eachother
Horace has +12 Speed
Bob has +22 Power
Wow. Now perhaps a Joseph interference or an Oswell one has the best chance of stopping Bob
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1581235
>Rolled 8 (1d10)
What's this roll for?
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>>1581235
Intercept Bob
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>>1581236
A slip of the finger
into your mum
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1581235
Chomp! :3
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581235
rollan.
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Anyone wanna intervept
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Wait, can't one of the Josephs go on the Golem? He's currently inactive.
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>>1581245
my power is as high as Josephs and I got my boons and my counter is still up
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>>1581245
Either Wilda or you, Oswell
I need to conserve my health for the combo
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>>1581244
ok then nvm
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>>1581248
Nigga your Power is currently 12
Joseph's 22 because he took drugs last thread
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>>1581245
you do it Oswald
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>>1581251
How much damage does Bob deal?
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>>1581251
ooooohhhhhhh
didn't know he took that pills
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1581235
Hoping for a ten kn the intercept, then.
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>>1581259
Other problem is that at our health, either I or Joseph would have to take a heal, at which point either one of us could be OHK by Mark unless someone else did heals.
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>>1581256
Oswell failed to save Horace.
Bob chomped on Horse-face and reduced his HP to 4
NOw it's Horace's turn
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>>1581259
Dun matter much, any intercept I roll will be one less than needed.
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>>1581262
Crap.
Joseph will heal more than I will, so I'll heal him.
Hey God, I could use your help over here.
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>>1581262
did everyone take pills but me and the robot?
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>>1581261
Well, that's true. I can heal Horace thanks to the medical cannon, and then Joseph can activate the team combo, where we ALL need to join in.
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>>1581266
Also we need someone to get on the Golem anyway. As I said before, he's inactive, while Joseph has two players playing him.
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>>1581243
Hey other Joseph, switch to Golem, we can finally combo and take out Bob once it gets to my turn
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>>1581265
Only Wilda and Joseph took pills.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1581264
So now roll 1d10 and choose whoever you're gonna heal
You have +5 to success and the heal will heal 5 Hpee
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>>1581273
Then Oswalds got some waifu help tp boost him high enough to do a possible bob block?
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>>1581275
Thanks God, you the best
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>>1581277
He has the ability Master of None activated
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>>1581279
ok cough up. We need those pills people! Need to get jacked if I'm gonna be more useful than every 2 turns
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>>1581280
I'll intercept once I have the chance if they try to kill you, but now, we've got a game plan
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>>1581280
[spontaneous church organs]
LET THE HOLY WORD OF THE LAWD FLOW INTO YOU CHILD
Joseph now has 10 HP
it's now Wilda's turn
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>>1581283
Hey!
That was Bobby's pills in the first place!
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>>1581285
Wilda, heal Horace
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>>1581283
doesn't feel nice when someone steals from you, does it?
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>>1581286
Yeah that's true
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581289
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1581292
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>>1581292
I think you mean 2d10, boss. Because two hats.
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>>1581295
Only 1 hat has a healing cannon
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>>1581293
Oh shit
That wasn't a healing round.
Horace has 2 HP left.
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1581298
This sucks.
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>>1581298
Oswell, we need Horace healed to max, see what you can do
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>>1581298
First Aid Horace
Shake head in disapproval at Wilda
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>>1581302
Horace now has:
Roll 1d6 too see how much you healed him for
>>1581301
>>1581303
>By the way, what did the new hat that Wilda's 2nd fanart tier get her?
Fashion
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1581305
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1581305
We'll save you, hoar-ass
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>>1581307
Horace is now 7 HP.
So now it's Jon's turn
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>>1581309
really?
umm Shine Finger Combo on Bob then. we cool with that guys?
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>>1581311
If you are going to Shine Finger, do it on Mark. We can do a combo to defeat Bob.
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>>1581311
>Shine Finger Combo
So a shining Finger or a combo
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>>1581313
but chances are mark can avoid that
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>>1581314
shit I guess shine finger on mark then
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>>1581316
fuck which one? if I shine finget bob the loot will burst into flames
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>>1581315
The bonus for the Shining Finger is Power+Specal, which makes it a total of 23, enough to have a good chance at striking him, and would set him alight.
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>>1581314
ok ShinING finger on Mark final answer.
You guys can combo Off of Joseph
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>>1581319
I thought it it was made clear that Joseph would have us do the combo on Bob?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1581323
You have a total of 11 Special + 12 Power = 23 Bonus
Mark has +24 Power
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>>1581327
FUCKING
I BELIEVE IN YOU, JON
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1581327
SHINE PINGAH!
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>>1581327
...I think you caught him by surprise, Jon. M̸̨̙͈̮̖̭͑̾̒̊̃̽ȁ̧̯̯̖̰̓͋̍̈́͞k̢̡͍̱͚̩͌̒̐̈̒̇͆̐͠ę̶̪̖͖̘͔̺͖̥̆͊̾̏̀̀̉͌̾͜ s̛̬̣͚̣͓͇̞̬̃̾̍̈̓̕͢͜ṷ̠̝̥̣̊͑́̆͌̑̆̕ṟ͇̯̖̣̠̈́̽̀̓̉͡͞e̸̡̧͈̪͙͋̈͑͂̽̒́̿ ǐ̷̢̖̖͎̗͉̥͇͋̀͒͋͡t̡̙̮̜̩͓̞̱̳͂͊̋̈̀̋͊̈ h̵̡̛͉͇̠̬̆͑̃̐̓̊͞ͅu̵̧̧͔̮̙͉̻͖̠͐̀̄̐̏̚͡ͅr̴̨̳̝̼̤̺̆́̌̌̚t̡̝̣̙͍͕̙͗̑̆̎́͋̈̌̉͆ͅs̛͎̪̖̼͇̀̃͂̂̕͘!
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>>1581327
did that include the boons?
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>>1581331
Yours is defensive.
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>>1581331
The boon only gives a +3 on DEFENDING rolls
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>>1581333
I see
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>>1581336
NOT SO FAST NOT SO FAST FOR MARK IS ALREADY BURNING!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1581327
Shit, almost missed it
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>>1581338
Na-Nani!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581339
BREAK YOUR BINDING FROM MARK, BOB!
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FWOOSH!
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Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d10)
>>1581339
rollan.
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>>1581341
Glad we got a puncher now. Let's punch all the fuckers! Gotta show them who the dominant one is
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>>1581346
fuck yah my fellow Punch Wizard
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>>1581352
Yoooooo JOOOOEEE
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>>1581348
>>1581343
"Darn. Oh well. It was a good try, Bob"
Mark now has 19 HP.
And is now on fire.
Now it's Golem's turn.
Oh wait nobody's using it. So is it on Autopilot or do I skip to Joseph.
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>>1581356
>So is it on Autopilot
Last time it was trying to send out that smoke signal for reinforcements if folks still want to do that.
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>>1581356
keep it on autopilot
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>>1581356
Autopilotto.
Nothing bad can come from that.
It's not like Bingie or something.
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>>1581356
Ey yo, does shining finger not let the spiked knucks cause bleed?
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>>1581360
The fire takes priority
Plus shining finger uses the palm, duh. Look at the pic
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>>1581360
good question
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>>1581360
You hit him with your finger, not with the knuckles.
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>>1581358
>>1581359
>>1581357
>>1581363
Right, so now who wants to roll for it in this reinforcement roll
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>>1581368
I'll do it, OP
let's get this rolling
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>>1581370
our stats aren't enough, shine finger is our best move. We need them pills if we gonna do anything else.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581369
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1581373
T-T-TEN!
FWOOOOOOOOOOSH!
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>>1581377
Sure.
Beat the 10
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>>
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>>1581380
'course not
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>>1581385
So now it's Joseph's turn
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>>1581389
Ready everyone?
COMBO WITH EVERYONE IN THE HUNTER PARTY ON BOB!
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>>1581392
YEAH! A̡̡̺̳̘̼̬͈͊͑͋̀̑̄̿͂͝Ẹ̪̭͕̬͕̽͌͂͗͂̑͐͘͡Ṱ̢̢̻͖̓̒́͌̏͛̿͘͟E̟͓͔̫̪̙͇͖̩̾́̃̽̔̿͜R̡̡̙̜̙̈̆͑̍̍̋̂͋͟͜͞N̡̤̤̱̻͈̊̌͌̃Ä̛̭͕̪̙͙͕͙̺́̉͘͡Ṃ̨̢̟͍͕͈̜̋̈́̍̂͗͒̕͟ Ǫ̷̤̩̙̠̯̰̂̇̄̐̈͜ͅC̷̢̛̤̫̤̮̹̮̱̊͑̒̄̿͆͢͝ͅC͎͍̟̘̼̔̈́̃̈́̐̏̄̑̇̚I̸̦̳̬̹̖͓͐̈́̂̍̊͜͞D̶͇̳̞͕̭͓̽̃͊̓͡Ė̸͕͇̜͚̙̌̏̉̓͆N̷̼͖̯͚͙̽̊̌̃̉̊̿͡͝͞D̢̹̮̣̘̔̒̈́̏͊̕͝Ų̵̛͎͓̺̞̌̀̊͛̑̕̕M̴̧̤͖̥̪͎͖̣̟̎̆̆͐͗͝,̴̡̮̱͚̬͍̙̩̫͂̏̊̃͑͢ Ų̡͎̳̺͇͛̾̽̌̓̃̇́T̵̜̼͙̭̣͖͉̎̋̌́͒̄ͅ Q̤̠̠̗̣̮̥͕͗͊́̇̀̀̿́̓͟U̡̟͈͖͕͇̇͋̾̓͐͠Ǫ̴̣̤̻̮̪͗͌̓͒̈͊̇̏̕D̮̞̩̮̘͚̗̾̇̉̂̚͠ L̶̡̙̭̬̭̇̑̑̑͂́̚͜Ã̩̫̘̦͚̩͉͈̙̝͐̓̎̈́̇͝M̵̛͇͙͇͙̯͇͕̤͒̄̇̏̋̂̈͜I̶̥͔͍̳̝͕̟̠̻̐́̾͋͆̕͢B̢̛͚̯͈̮̺̥̉͑͒̄͟É̠̼͇͇̯̭̺̠̈̏͛̓̕͜͡S̙͙̖̣̫͈̔̃̆̎̋͊Ṫ̴̢̧̻͖͓̦͚̝̪̒̽̄̆̕͢I̵̧̙̻̯͎̗͕͊̾̈́͋̃͘̕͟ͅͅA̵̧̧̜̼̳̩̤͇̾͛͗͠!̦̣̥͚̼̮̤͙̂̆͗̿̋̑͂̕̚̕͢
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>>1581392
Joseph please
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>>1581393
my connection is acting up a bit, OP
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>>1581398
do the combo, nigga
unless you're using this as a delay while you draw the main image
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>>1581395
Sorry, but Bobby and Idea Bob fucked us over, and we are fed up with that shit. He will face the wrath for fucking stunning everyone again.
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>>1581393
bwah I'm ready
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>>1581400
Bobs did the right thing. Y'all gonna die for daring to try and kill master Mark
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>>1581402
yah do it
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>>1581404
"Trying to kill us" isn't the right thing, and besides, I̵̧̢̠̻̫̣̍̍͑̓̾̐̐̇͞ h̷̹̻̼͍̿͑̂͐̍ͅa̴͔̜̝͍̻͍̟͋͛̈̽̏͠v̴̪̜̫̺̺̟̭͈̈̋̾̚͢͞͝͞e̶̺͍̳͑̐̐͆̇͐̓́̚͢͟ a̷̜̫͈̬͋͑͛̓͐̿͒͗͟͟ p̨̛̥̞͍̳̪͚̹͈̑̒̾̈́͝l̸̖̞͓̩̰͑̐̓͒̋͆͜ả̰͖͎̯̼̩̰͉͉͈̏͌̄͡ņ̶̱͉͇͉̘̯̓̆̋̓̓̋̆̏͞ f̴͈͈̮̭̖̼̟͌̆͐̓̕͜͟ö̡͉̖͕͈̜̰̽͆̓̈́̕͘͠ȓ̷̟͖͙͇̫̓̇̀͗̕ y̵̝̙̻̙̬̰̾́͛̔̀̽̀͢o̡͇̠͖͇̠̥̬̺̭̽̌̊́͞u̵͙̪̼͓̣̪͈͓͛̈́͐͒͘ŕ̡̙̜̖̣̳̩̭̥̓̈́̆͠͡ '̢̣̖͖̘́̓̔́́̚͢͡m̵͍̖̼̘͇͆̿͑̀̆ǎ̡̛͖̠̯̦͎̿̄̾̕͘͢s̡̢̛͎̬͎̣͇̣̹̫̏̊̍̓͋͋̚̕͠t̷͎̘͈̻̙̣̜̑͆́̍͋͟͝ȩ̴͇̻̩̺̞̰͚̬̱͑̊̌̃̾̄͌̀͐͠ŗ̨̘̙͈̘͍͊̌́͑͌̔͛͘͟͝'̡̛̳͎̖̳̪̂͑̽̋͗̿̐̍͠.
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>>1581409
Would the Golem also be included, due to him being on autopilot, and having a total hatred for vampbeasts?
>>
I mean...this is kinda mean.
The hunters' total bonus is 66
And the damage is 19.
Bob's exact remaining HP
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>>1581402
Best way to establish dominance on a wayward ex-hunter/pet/whatever-joseph-sees-in-Bob is a solid punch in the face. So fuck it, I'm in
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>>1581411
bob knew what he was getting into
>>
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>>1581411
And basically stunning the entire party isn't? Cheese will be countered with cheese. Also, can me and Joseph roll to cut off Bob's head before the loot on him burns?
>>
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>>1581411
Don't forget GhostWaifu, OP
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>>1581411
The truest twist--Mark takes the hit for Bob
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>>1581411
it doesn't matter. as long as my Master lives. i also wish to invoke Lord Caine's vampire loot protections. Glory to my Master! Praise to Lord Caine!!
>>
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>>1581421
"Well now things don't look good for you aint it Bob"
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>>1581423
shouldn't you be on fire?
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>>1581422
Goodbye master, it was an honor serving under you. Also fuck you hunters with my last breath I curse you with hemorrhoids
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>>1581423
Hey I remembered something.
Mark also has 19 HP
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>>1581423
S'alright boss. i had a good run. Weed potion recipie's under my matress Master.
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>>1581427
Oh yes, must do that too. MAY ALL YOUR ANUSES BLEED UNTO ETERNITY!
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>>1581429
"What about your wife Bob? And your archnemesis Chad the Hunter?"
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>>1581427
Bob, God will give you a choice in the after life
Please choose the right one.
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>>1581431
throw a poke ball at him
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>>1581431
I think Chad is their archnemesis as well, so we might get around to beating him up for Bob anyway.
>>
Just look at this
>>1581356
We could kill Mark right here and now.
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>>1581433
You captured the fire.
Mark is no longer on fire
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>>1581431
I want to save my wife and kill Chad yea
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>>1581431
I want to continue to serve, Master. but i see no way out of this. i'm kinda dumb like that Master.
>>
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>>1581437
no way give it back to him
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>>1581441
The latter.
"Which means I have 1 save fer Bob"
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>>1581442
But free firebomb, we're gonna shining finger him again so it isn't like he won't catch for again
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>>1581444
Well, are you going to save your lil' dicksucker or what?
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>>1581444
Master?
>>
Sick trips by the way Boss.
>>1581444
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>>1581449
"...Goodbye. Bob"
>>
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>>1581451
What?! Master, what are you doing?!
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>>1581451
Oh shit..
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>>1581451
F
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>>1581451
A skeltal bat falls from the sky amd lands in front of the attack.
Herp
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>>1581458
do you mean bat skeleton?
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>>1581454
>>1581453
"Bye"
Mark uses his intercept
To Push Bob outta the tower
>>
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>>1581461
Oh shit!
Mark, you Noble Villain!
>>
>>1581461
Dammit Master!!! Let me die with you!
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>>1581461
Which means...
we attack Mark instead?
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>>1581461
Noooooooo! Masterrrrrrrrrrrrr!
can we fly back inside? we must not abandon master!
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>>1581461
My god, mercy between vampires. Never thought I would see the century where that happened.
But wait, so if Mark pushed Bob out from tower, does that mean that we're shanking the former instead?
>>
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>>1581461
Woooaaah
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>>1581461
NOOOOOO!!!!!
Fly back to the tower!
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>>1581470
Oh shit no....gravity
>>
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>>1581475
Indeed, so
>>1581466
>>1581464
>>1581470
Mark flicks his last joint to Bob
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>>1581478
FUCKING HUNTEEEERSSS
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>>1581478
Damn that's a cool shot
as to be expected of you, boss
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>>1581478
fuck I almost feel for him, alsmost!
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>>1581478
This will become my phone background pic.
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>>1581482
FFFFFFFFUCKING HUNTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>
That was actually a good climax op
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>>1581487
Oh and Bob has now become a hate symbol
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>>1581492
I hate Hate!
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>>1581492
ahaha
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>>1581492
Hell naw
Go to master Walters lair and ask him to help master Mark
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>>1581492
Well yeah, a hate symbol against Hunters, how offensive.
>>
>>1581492
Those goddamn vampublicans and their hate symbols. LEAVE THE HUNTEMOCRATS ALONE!
>>
And now.
Mark's impression of the Japanese flag
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>>1581492
HUNTERS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
What a way to go....wow op you made me cry
>>
>>1581502
like that point in history
Mark got Nuked
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>>1581502
7/10, there wasn't any black on the Japanese flag, and too few rays coming out from the sun.
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>>1581502
That's a lot of blood.
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>>1581502
time to down the pills...ALL OF THEM.
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>>1581502
Cool pose of one of us????
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>>1581502
Oh... we really got him.
>>
>>1581510
all of us dawg
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>>1581502
HUNTER SENTAI POSES!
>>
>>1581513
Oh wait.
There's still Phase 3
>>
>>1581514
Prepare yourselves, we need to stake him.
>>
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>>1581514
It's just him, and us. We outnumber him, so surely we can win against him... Surely.
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>>1581514
turn around the entire party is looking at mark but we see a shadow over the party.
Know what I m trunk to picture here?
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>>1581514
Yay!
Go get em Master! :3
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>>1581519
you're not here!
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>>1581516
"Because I also wear a metal mask, armor and a hood?"
das racist
>>
>>1581521
Oi, aren't you supposed to be bleeding?
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>>1581521
no its not that's an observation, racists is calling you a blood sucking Parasite. You fucking Parasite !
>>
>>1581521
Hey, no hard feelings man.
It's also because you're such a great villain.
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>>1581523
Woah...Jon...Thats putting it a little out there...
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>>1581521
I bet the chands are behind this
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>>1581522
"Well you see it's because I'mm using my final artifact, set up in the first time Gar opened up my chest down on the second floor to power myself up. And suck back all the blood I bled into myself"
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>>1581532
He's gonnna build a wall to keep out the vamps. It's gonna be YUGE
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>>1581531
Enough talk, Mark.
Let's FIGHT AGAIN
OP, stats please
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>>1581531
...Who's Gar?
>>
>>
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>>1581535
yes father disowned him....
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>>1581537
Mister Jon, what are you plas for Hunter Health Care?
>>
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>>1581539
We are gonna repeal The Great Dali Llamacare, and replace it with something better you'll see.
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>>1581536
It ain't us vampires for sure!
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>>1581537
Agreed, these vampires aren't the best people and they sure as shit aren't sending their best. Nothing but low-life parasites!
>>
>>1581542
Get'em outta here! I could shoot a vampire at the holy circle and no one would care!
>>
No one noticed that big reveal, That Jon is Gar's younger brother.
>>
>>1581534
Mark puts his skull ontop of his stick.
It turns into a scythe
MARK'S PHASE 3 STATS:
44 Power
43 Speed
45 HP
40 Special
40 Will
Oh and his scythe can decapitate just like Joseph's axe
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>>1581546
WILDA, FULL POWER MODE NOW
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>>1581546
oh holy shit....
>>
>>1581545
Probably because nobody cares about Gar
AYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>1581549
Neither did his dad!
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>>1581550
*ba dum tish*
[lauigh track]
[thunderous applause]
[rolls credits]
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>>1581546
>>1581547
>>1581548
...Is that supposed to be your 'final form'? Hah! L̫̜̫̥̹̣̘̻̰̀̐̓̋͒̈̈́͊͌͞e̘̗̟̹̦̩̼̬̊̋̀̍̚͢͢͞t̖̼̱̙͍̟̝̖̹̆̑̀̄̊͜͠ m̳͖̳̼͉̖͕̌̐̉͋͝é͈̤̬͕̼̪̝͚͂͗̐͘ s̛̜̹̹̙͈̟̋͋̈͐̓͑͂͠h̸̗̮̤̰̦͗̇̇͒͌̐̀̀͋͟͜ȯ̟͍̻̭͈͍̘͓͛͒́͘͟͟w̸̨̡̧̧̫͎͖͚̣̑̄̒͑̾̔̍̚ ÿ̻̹̞̯͔̮̖́̎͑̋͢ǫ̴̧͍͖̹͋̄̇͆͆u̡̼͎̦̣̍̑͂͐̂̾ ẉ̨̝̖̤͇̦͍̉͒̾̓͂̈̄͗̚ͅh̴̼̪͓̦̻̹̖͖̪́͐̈̀̄̒ã̷͇͖̪̑̆̉̿̋̈́͟ͅt̙͍̹͚̖̣̳̙͌̄̄̓͂͆͡ͅ ą̸̦̞̟̪̈́́̋̇̑̋̊ͅ ṱ̢͔̹̪̱̪͓̭͊̀͗̀̓r̟̞̠̱͖̳̖̉̍̽͗͢͞ṵ̢̭͕̣̭̹̥̀̉̊͑̍̍̐ͅe̶̻̫͍͙͖̿͑̓̀͘͘͜͟͞͡ f̸̗̪̻̻̼̪̝͍̀̇͐̑̾̍̑̚ͅi̜̳̜͖̪̗͖͌̆͆̂͋͊n̸̳̮̮͖̥̫͐̇͗̈́̓͛͋͝a̸͙̯͕̻͑͑͛̑̐̇̀̕͘l̟͕̯̗̭̤̊̾̔̚̚͢͡͡ͅ f̨̨̳͚͙̟̠̳̍͌̍̿͑̇̕̚͜͜o̶̝̰̮̗̤͎̺̹͖̝͗͑̄̎̔̔ŗ̴̝̥͔̙̗̭̜̦̐͆̈́̃͌̕̕m̸̢͎̖̮͈͎͒̎̆̑͊̓̚͢͝͝ ĺ̡̝͔͓͕̯̯̈́͗̑̂͗͘o̻͍̼͓̝͈̽̄́̓̆͌͠͡͝o̵̤̗͍̣͇͑͛̔͒̐͟k̴͇̰̘͇̯̻̳͔̒̓̉̍͂͌͋̃̂͢ş̢̨͉͙̘̭̥̝͑̈́̌̂͊̓͊͊̚ l̻͓̣͉͖̖̰͑̓̃͆̏͡͡ĭ̞͖͈̣̞̇̐͆̚ͅķ̴̝̣̟̹̗̬̬̈́͆̐͋́̾̇͢͝è̬̜̙͇͕̮̥̋̃͌͌͐̉͟͞
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>>1581546
Fuckin rip
I mean--we gotta drain that blood bank, any other person and they would be staked for treason against God
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>>1581554
inb4 OP reveals eldritch powers in next post
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>>1581554
The evil was inside your all along, Wilda
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>>1581553
we can't hurt ... Jon doesn't have enough stats and no pills. Unless someone has some they were saving.
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>>>>1581546
>Oh and his scythe can decapitate just like Joseph's axe
Wait, how much damage does he deal now?
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>>1581556
oh shit
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Rolled 4 (1d5)
>>1581559
+6[my roll]
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>>1581556
Put Wilda's second hat back on her head. Er, one of them, anyway.
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>>1581563
But you did,
Here is the hat
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>>1581562
Bether start buffing us then!
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>>1581558
Ey mang, we always gotta be confident and golden of wig, we'll figure something out if Wilda can't beat him down.
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>>1581556
.̶̡̛̮̦̘̞̠̝̥͖̉̊͆͗.̗͚̺̦̥͔̓̉̒̑̇̊͢.̬̜̣͈̤̪̻͓̫̙̑̆́͛̈́͠͞J̸̗̟̫̫̯̠͉̼̿̆̐̌̌͝͞ȇ̶̢̡͉̻͉̺͑̆̀̍̍̆̀͑͘e̷̡̛̝̱̙͓̭͎̐̔̊̉͋͠͝z̙͙̳͙͎̱̯̫͆̀́͐,̸̢̙̹͙̼̱̗̑́͛̍̈́̋͗͘͝͠ͅ I̟̖̼͙͓̺̓͐͛͊͛̆̓̄̄'̵̫̬͔̯̏̀͊͛͊͒̒͟͢͢͡v̸̤͍͓̻̥̤̄̽͑̐̍͢ͅḙ̷̫̣͖̜̟̏̾̄̃͒̆͘̚͜͠ r̶̡͙̰͈̽͒͒̌̊̉͜e̵͉̠͖̺̠̟̫̖͒̽͒̓̂̍̚̕͞â̵̛̻͉̟͎̭̮͖̖͍̽̉̔̄͠͝ͅl̸̪͎̼̗̭̩̇̓͗̄͋́̋l̵̡̧̢̟̩̭̯̠͎̳̓̆̊̊͘y̝͙̩̱̩͙͋̐̔͊̂̓͒̚ͅ ļ̸̦̮̝͍̺͆̀͆̊͌̾̎͛͑̕͜e̢̗͔̣͎̖͊̔̾̾̈͜ͅţ̪̘͚͚̔̋͌͂̈̓̓̚͠͞ ṃ̨̛̣̖̱̥̹͍͒͂́̿́̊͘͠ỷ̶̨͎͎̙͇̐̈͆̊͝s̶͖͍̪͖̰̩͇̏̋̔̀͠ẹ̛̪̯̥̦̇̂͋͌̿̏̉͐͘l̵̬̗̝͕͖͔͎̍̊̊̂͜͝f̴̢̨͈̼͇̙̦̗̼̈̿̀͘͢͝͠͠ g̨̻͎̗̤̣͎̠͕̀̒̚͘͜͞͝͡ò̴̧̖͖̝͓̩̙͕̫̊̎̈͋͒͢.͓̤̝̥͉͆̀̋̑͒́̄͐̋̕͢ S̶̢̹̜͔̗͕̦̹͉̙̾͆̃̍̕̚ţ̶̛̤̞̠̓̌̌͌̑͢i̱̺͍͚̫̠͎͊̀̈́̈͘l̵̬̦̤̤͙̈́̏̆́̐̊͘͘͡͡l̡͙̜͇̳̝̠̘̽̇̑́̇̔͋̿͝,̵̧͇̙̯̤͓̱͑̀̀̃͋̚ ş̞̣͎̠̹͚̓̄̄̊́́̐͟͢͟ḩ̶̡̘͎̱͍͉́̏̉͞͠͞ỏ̢̰̺͚̭̣̉̏͌͒́͘̕͜͞͠ǘ̷̢̧͓̥̞͖͕͈̒̄͂̾͆͝͠l̸̡͈̟̞͚̋̈̈̏̑́̒̊͂͜͠ͅd̛̰̖̭̞̦̙̮̟͓̽͊͘͘ b̵̡̖̝̞͙̃̀̍̑̌͊̒͞ͅḛ̛̠̠̯̤̤̣̀͗͛͆̈́̚͢͡͡ ę̗͍͔͖̝̀͛̃̈́͊̊̂̚͢͠͞ņ̵̬͉̠̬͚̣̫̤͖̀̈͗̆̆̀̐̃͡͠ò̸̧̻̜͎̞̀̀̈̚̕͞u̷̢̹̳͙̻̦̟̹͓͋͆͒̈͒͡ͅg̸̨̨̟͖͚̙̍͛̀͛̀͛͜ͅͅh̴̨̙͕̹̰̟̳̳̻̀̄̏̈͝ ṱ̡̝̬̩̼̟̦̔̍̌̀̓ó̵͇̹͍͍̹̤̦͌͊̃̿̃̀͘͢͡͠ š̵̡̪̞̜̭̿̀̈͊͂̍͜l̡̨̧̪̠̩͔̭̒̽͋̊̽̈͆͆͘a̶̢̛̻̙̬͇̎̈́̉̑̒͒̇̚̕͢u͔͓͓̪̱̜̇͊͌͆̇̚̚g̷̢̙̩͕͔̘̩̜̽͛́͛̚͟͞h̶̢̘̩͛͐͗͛̔̓̕͜͟ţ̢̬̼͚̰̈́̿̾̄̿͡e̛̝͎͔͈̔͐͑͆͆́̈́ͅr͍̟͖̫̩̺͂̋̊̍́̐͡ h̸͉͎͓͇̹̩̦̝͉̓̈́̒̈́̍̎͢i̠͉̙̝̦̰̽̑̃͌͆̐̑̕͢m͈̖͔̹̥̘̥̯̓̉̊̓͊̄͒͑̕͠.
>>1581562
I think so? Its been millenniums since I been like this, or more. It's difficult to put it into terms that a human can understand without going mad.
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>>1581566
That is the hats.
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>>1581567
Oh I'm confident, but I'm also realistic
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SO NOW:
MARK'S PHASE 3 STATS:
44 Power
43 Speed
45 HP
40 Special
40 Will
Does 10 damage per hit
WILDA's PHASE 1 STATS:
60 Power
33 Speed
32 HP
21 Special
30 Will
So now. what's gonna happen?
Fight together? Or let Wilda solo him
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>>1581572
>Fight together? Or let Wilda solo him
Can I support? I literally can't damage him at this point.
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>>1581572
WE WILL SUPPORT OUR COMRADE OR DIE TRYING!!!
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>>1581572
Oh and Wilda does 15 damage per hit
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>>1581572
While I can easily tear him to shreds, his other stats are higher. If you hunters can increase those, it'll help out a lot!
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>>1581572
>MARK'S PHASE 3 STATS:
>WILDA's PHASE 1 STATS:
Wow, how does Wilda unlock her other phases?
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>>1581577
>we're in the choice of Mark's targets
Pretty much yes.
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>>1581578
WE DIE WITH GLORY!!!
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>>1581577
Can't you just iron body and laugh, tho
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>>1581572
we should fight together
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>>1581572
I'm in.
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>>1581572
OSWELLO SUPPORTO
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>>1581577
>>1581582
Naw, his stats are too high for Iron Body to work.
>>1581572
>Does 10 damage per hit
>>1581578
While I can buff you, I literally don't have enough max HP to tank a single one of his hits, unless you're willing to intercept.
If we call in reinforcements, they'll serve as noise so we get hit less often.
>>1581580
Anyways, I'm still in for my adopted sister and hunter family.
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>>1581588
>While I can buff you, I literally don't have enough max HP to tank a single one of his hits, unless you're willing to intercept.
If we call in reinforcements, they'll serve as noise so we get hit less often.
Sounds like a plan. Let teach this rotting corpse what a T̡̻̰̙̙̜̄̾͆͐́r̛̻̗̼͇̞͉̩͚̋̆̏͗͗̐̿͒͆u͕̰̥̙̽͌̉̂̇͂͊̿͒e͚͙͕̤̮̔̄̿͝ H̴͈̘͖̦̝͉̹̀̋̉̒̇͂͊ǫ̯̩͉̤̫̣̮̿̏̆͒͘͢r̡̝̯͎͙͕͕͉͖̉͋͗̚r̵̺͕̤̪̘̬̳͇͔̍͒͛̿́͜͠o̻̗̩͉̥͗͗̔͛̇̐ͅr̞̫̳̥̬͔̫̓̽̋̂͋̽̍ can do!
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Team foight, yes?
Not that team fight uses 1d10
But if Wilda soloes Mark they use the 1d100 of secret bossfights
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>>1581591
>Not that team fight uses 1d10
>Not
Not or note?
>Team foight, yes?
Yes. My teammates and family are in, I'm not abandoning them.
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>>1581593
Note
whoops
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>>1581591
fuuuuck
We need to help Wilda
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>>1581591
We do it, it's the only way to beat this boss fight.
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>>1581591
That would balance out things a lot.
But team way's the only way.It's also the way where we can combo together for more than 20 dmg now that Wilda is monsterfor,
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>>1581591
Everyone want to have it be a team fight, so let it be one.
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Then, a team fight it is.
And Mark will start with: A really wide swing.
His scythe's gonna cut everyyyyyyyyone
Wilda will surely not get hit
Everyone else will.
Wilda has 1 intercept to save 1 hunter.
Do the math.
>>1581600
1 last combo leeeeft
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>>1581603
What.
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>>1581605
It's a long scythe
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>>1581606
Does Oswell still have Master of None activated?
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>>1581610
We should. Never ended it or anything.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>1581614
HMMMMMMM
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>>1581614
How much HP does everyone have, then?
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>>1581615
Congrats`
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>>1581614
>Kept HP
>>1581612
>>1581607
So regardless of what our HP was, I would've gotten OHK because my max HP is lower than his damage. Joseph is at 10 and Golem is at 9, so they'll die too. Joseph deals one of the highest amount of damage, Golem doesn't have much besides the smoke signal which isn't that useful now that he has an AoE.
If I'm still alive, I can either try ressing Joseph on the spot or evacuating all the dead and then returning.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>1581614
MoN has levels?
Also, did you want Oswell to be rolling this? Here, if you do.
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>>1581619
So will it still be useless against the next boss?
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>>1581618
Oswell: 12
Joseph: 10
Horace: 7
Wilda: 32
Golem: 9
Jon: 11
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Why not have wilda push the clockotrron in front master mark??? And have him bodyblock it?
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>>1581623
Yeah that too.
So then you must grind and obtain:
Master of None level 2. Then Grand Master of None. And finally SUPREME GRAND MASTER OF NONE
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>>1581630
Equip mortar and pestle.
Begin grinding
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>>1581627
I'll intercept to save Horace, as he is the only proper healer that our party has. Sorry Joseph, and tincan.
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>>1581635
Had I of known Mark could deal this much damage, I would've opted for getting more HP upgrades earlier.
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>>1581636
part of the game really.
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>>1581634
Good idea.
We gotta GRIND
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>>1581639
can we grind, while 3rd phase boss is here?
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>>1581635
AND SO.
Joseph and the tincan is KO'd
Oswell has 2 HP left
Jon has 1 HP left
Horace has 7 HP left
Wilda has 32 HP left
Now it's Wilda's turn
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>>1581641
Boss-grinding is a basic strat, everyone knows this.
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>>1581643
Wilda, you know what to do
15 HP of damage on Mark?
DO IT
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>>1581643
You know what I want done, OP.
R̸̡̜̹̫̫̠͙̘̍̃͌͗̋̑͊͞Ì̷̛̱̞̺̰͎͎̓̃̿P̢̜͇͉̪̐̃́͗̈́̆̕ A̷̢͓̙̫̬̣͒̃̃͗̍͟͢͜Ń̶͈̦͎̗̗̾̈́̃͋̍͟͝͝Ḑ͕̝͎̟̇͊͂̈̔͛̏͑̑̕ T̡̛̠̪̜̯̟͔̱͓̍̎̓̀͟͡Ě̷̫͓͚̰̘̺͇̆̈̒̃͛͑͞͝͠Ả̷̱̖̭́̐̈́̌̕͟͢͡Ŕ̙̺͖̜̀̂̇̍͒̿͐̆͜ H̷̡̥̫̱͓̰̎̌̽̀̈́ͅĮ̷̼̹̩̰̆̏̊̀̐͠M̴̳̟̗͎̼̿̉̈́̆͞ Ạ̴̧̩̞̰̳̽͋̆͊̕P̗̰̘͇̩̝̰̭͖̝͋́̒́̐A̜͈͎͍̯̓̑̀͐̑̾̾̾͡R̤̪͙̪̖͕̳̣͉̀͊̈́̾̆͒͐̃͝Ţ̸͈̰̗͍̞̙͑̆͒͋͊̎̈́̊̓͞!
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>>1581643
work in progress
don't know which is better
spikes in Gar's butt or regular pose
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>>1581647
We could combo with you for more damage.
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>>1581649
No, save the combo until everyone can be resurrected
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>>1581648
Damn
Clean up your eraser shavings
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>>1581651
it's not done
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>>1581653
I mean the physical black shavings of the eraser, clean your paper nigger
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>>1581651
now I'm self conscience
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>>1581654
now I did but I'm not showing it again tI'll it's done tomorrow night.
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>>1581647
Mark has 30 Hp left.
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1581659
Leave the robot, Horace
I need to help in the combo
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>>1581660
you KOed dawg
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>>1581659
Hey QM, how much damage would we deal if we had everyone ressed and taking part in the combo with their most powerful abilities?
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>>1581660
Just let Horace and everyone else evacuate the party. Guess I'll actually be doing this solo.
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>>1581664
1 lol
Okay I'm kidding it's:
30
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>>1581669
that's we everyone alive, even the tin can
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>>1581672
Again no is playing the robot
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>>1581676
this is the safest option, Wilda can handle Mark a few turns
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1581677
Roll 1d10 against the floor
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1581671
Also, technically we'd still deal 2+ damage in debuffs on Mark's from my holy fire and Jon's bleed. So we don't need Golem for that.
>>1581643
Mostly doing it because Wilda asked and if we tried, we'd be cutting it too close on Jon's turn.
>>1581681
Damn it. Can I wallrun for this?
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>>1581682
nope
then Oswalds roll, either revive jo, or grab and run.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1581682
OH SHIT HORACED SLIPPED ON THE FLOOR.
CAN HE USE THIS MOMENTUM TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND DO A SICK WALLRUN COMBO INSTEAD?!
Roll 1d10
You have +12 Speed
The combined slipperiness gives the architecture a +4
Or maybe I should go with this >>1581684 instead
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>>1581689
AND SO HORACE PULLED OF A SLIPPING INTO WALLRUN COMBO AND SAVED JOSE and THE ROBUTT
Wait.
Hol up.
SLIPPING INTO WALL RUN COMBO
INTO WALL RUN COMBO
WALL RUN COMBO
COMBO
Combo
Party has no comboes left
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inb4 the whole fight is being livestreamed via magic crystal ball.
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>>1581694
lel
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>>1581694
had a feeling this would happen
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>>1581694
You can't tell us what to do, OP
YOU'RE NOT OUR FATHERS!
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This Unit is back Online
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>>1581702
sorry bruh you out of battle now
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>>1581694
T̶̨͉̞̬̠͑͊̈͘̕͜h̶̘̖͎͈̤̋͒̇̀̚a̴̛̤̞͎̣͇̤͛̾͛̏̍̄͟t̸̝͉͖̩͇̠̾̊͒͆́͡'̧̛̯̭̤̼̩̯͑̓̄̊̽̕͡s̢͔̩̻͉͎̥̽̿͊̉͢͡͞ s͕̹̺̜̤̝̔̀̋͛́͌͆̀o̰̱͈͍̹͐͗͆́̓̍m̧̛͈̗̮̪̹͓̔̋̀̓̄̌͟e̬͚̼̭͗̓́͋̀̈͘͢͠ ḑ̶̛̝̩̖͚͎̮́̆͋̂͢͝ä̧̫̪͔͇̮̱͚́̏̉̿́m̴̨͓̬̊͒͋̆̀͒̏̓̕͢͜͝n̴̩̦̜̠̹̝͕̪̪͆͊͊͊͘̕ Ṡ̴̢̝̝̭̩̒̐͛̽̚̚̚͟͠h̴̪̯̤̥͐̾̄́̈́ͅo̢̝͉̙̫̰͈͔̣̒̏́̃͌̿̊͋̔͜g̢̧̻͍̯̖̹̙͛͑̊͘͝g̨̛̼̜̯̼̼͔͈͇͗̈́̿̒͂́͢ȏ̷̡̠͔̗́̏̐͒̑͂̆̒͢͡t̷̡̳̹̳̤͇̬͋͂͆̔̌͒͋́̄h͕͎̝̞̞̗̽̔͛͊̇̄͌̀̚͘͜͜ş͙͈̜̻̰͉̆͒̋̓͒̾̕̕̚h̡̢̛̤͔̻̥̭̰͊̒̆̂̊̓̆̉̚͜i͖̩͔̱̬̦̾͗͑̽̒̀͌t̸̡͚̗̦̻͍̞̘͍̀̐̏̒̓̆. Seems like I need to slay this viler vampire all by myself.
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>>1581700
Hachaahahchahchacha
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>>1581707
out side? wh-what's it like?
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>>1581708
Oh and it's Oswell's turn now
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>>1581709
It's bloody hell out there. I think I've seen hunter Gar.
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>>1581713
>It's bloody hell out there. I think I've seen hunter Gar.
Isn't Gar busy getting spikes shoved up his ass?
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>>1581711
How's our grinding been going?
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>>1581716
Nothing happeend because it wasn't your turn yet
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>>1581719
it is now though right?
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>>1581715
Maybe I've been mistaken, and it wasa mirror of my soul
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>>1581719
This guy, thinks grinding is turn-based. ABG: Always Be Grindan.
Fine, drop a smoke bomb and disappear.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1581724
Roll 1d10 against the hole the Golem made in the clock
If fail the smoke gets blown through the hole and you lose your smokescreen
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>>1581727
Wow.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1581727
I might just hate golems.
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>>1581727
That's a awful lot of gust, coming from that hole. That might be the Dramatic Wind.
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>>1581729
welp
So now it's Jon's turn.
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>>1581733
Jon, can't you try evacuating SOMEONE? I don't want you all to die here...
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>>1581733 grab Oswald and run
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>>1581739
You're a robot, we can repair you later.
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>>1581739
[thunderous laughter gets even louder]
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1581737
Roll 1d10 against the floor
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1581742
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1581742
Kick floor with our feet too assert dominance! Always tryin to trip is up
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>>1581745
And so Jon escaped with Oswell in tow
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>>1581741
Unknown sound not from sound module detected:I WISH TIME TRAVEL WAS A THING
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>>1581747
NOW WILDA
WE BELIEVE
YOU CAN DO IT
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>>1581749
[thunderous laughter gets so loud no other sound can be heard]
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>>1581747
Time to begin holy triage on everyone, starting from the most wounded, while Wilda fights for her life!
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>>1581753
SO NOW it's Mark's turn.
Oh and I did say if Wilda go so then now it's a d100 instead.
Or should I keep it as d10 since the first part was a team fight
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>>1581757
Well, I guess it works to have it be a d100, since everyone else had fled or been KO'd.
But aside from that, C̶̨̭̟̥̣̣̩̀̿͒́͂͘͝O̢̳̗̯̖͇̟̐̉̐͑̀͡M̨͙͈͕̜̗̙̯̄̉̑́͋̽̿̏́͟ͅE̯̘̜̭̘͖͓͕͂̓̿̒̃̚͟ Å̧̙͖͉̜̝͈͌̈͗̌̎́͞͡͡T̴̢͚̣̱͇́̓̏́̆̑̈̂̈͜ M̸̹͓͇̟̯̠̬̐̓͊̔̌̚͢Ę̱̪̼̻̰͌́̈͑͘͝ͅ,̴̨̞̜̹̘̳͔̼́̀̓͑͌͛̈́͌͠ͅ Y̯̻̮̣͓̾̊̿͛́͂͐͑͢ͅO̶̜̯̬̻̘͂͆͌̇͠Ư̱͓͕̻͚͍͍̊̽͗̔ V̴̺͈̯̖͒̒͐̆̀͛̕͟Ą͉̘̭̩̟̮̘̫̋͂̒͑̌͗̍̓̚̚͢M̭͕̱̞̳͌̎͊͊̋̕P̴̨̯̩̤̩̯̏͂͊͒̂̌̕͟͜İ̸̞̼͍͚̩̬̖͐̆́̽̍͑̏͢ͅR̠̬̙̩̟̓̄̎̑̑͢͡Ǐ̶̯͕͍̯̯͆̈̎͢͞Ċ̴̺̖͈̹̣̣̾̏͗̐̈́̎́̕͢͟ Ŝ̢̖͓̯̻̳͕̮̌̇͛̈́̕C̯͍͍̣̦͔̬̠͒̔̈̀̋̀͘͞Ú̧̦̼͕̼̹͕̹̋͘͟͠͞͡M̸̼͎̗͈̠̝̼̘̥̀̇͂̔͌͐̕͜͝ Ỏ̵̯̩̙̦̰̺̦̤̆̒̌̓͜͝͞Ḟ̧̣̬̝͑̈́͌̐̄ͅ M̨̡̪̘͇̯̒̒̿̀̊͗̂͘͠O̡͙͈̺̼̻̥̠̔̉͌͊̉͂̎̈͜R̸̨̛̜͓̥͕͚͛̈́͂͒̽̓͘T̷̪͉̠̐̋́͊́͜͜À̵̛͈̟͎̖̏̀͒̇̇̚̚͢͟͝L̡̛̻̬͖͌̀͋̈́̓͛̈͢͟͡Ș̴̡̺͈̃̽͋͒͘͟͞!
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>>1581757
the latter, OP
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>>1581757
>Or should I keep it as d10 since the first part was a team fight
Up to Wilda, I suppose.
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>>1581769
>Joseph
He's evaced, remember?
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>>1581769
The only one left in the boss room are Wilda and Mark
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>>1581769
damn it, wilda
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>>1581772
Oh. In that case, sure?
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>>1581779
d10 for one last turn, before moving onto d100 for the boss fighting.
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I need sleep.
>>1581776
Knock em dead, kid.
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>>1581786
We're outside the combat zone, unless you mean something else.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1581782
>>1581781
Sure.
Mark spins his scythe around at hihg speeds very fast to confuse Wilda
Wilda roll 1d10
Mark has 40 Special
Wilda has 30 Will
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1581790
Knew it. Fuck you all.
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>>1581790
>Mark spins his scythe around at hihg speeds very fast to confuse Wilda
>at hihg speeds very fast
Damn, where'd he learn those moves from?!
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>>1581792
AND NOW WILDA IS DIZZZAAAAYYYYY
Which means:
Wilda roll for this
1-50: Stunned
60-100: not stunned, but now has a chance to hit herself in confusion
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>>1581792
you told us to run
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>>1581802
Oh good. You're not stunned.
But now you has a chance to hit yourself in confusion.
Now it's your turn
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>>1581805
S̢̖̱̼̠̖̼̱̱̈́͑̿̍̄͗͋̀T̨͍͈͚͒͗̿̄͂͢͠A̰̹̺͙̮͈̥̭̣͊̊̐̎͘ͅB̶̧͎͔̖͙̋̎̈́̈́͐̂ H̡̺̭̼̖͔͕̏͋̂̆͂̽̕̚̕̚͜I̷̡̛͕͎̠̫̹̺͎͒̑̓̊̀̒͞M̗̼̜̘̱̥͑͒̔̐͟͡͡ A̛̭̙͔̜̻͙̐͑̄͒̂̇̇͛̚ͅG̟̱̮̩͖̉̄͊̓͌́Ã̗̞̭̙̥͎̻̞͂̔̽͘͜ͅI̛̹͙͉̱͈͓̪̫̣͕̓̍̊̃͒͛̄Ņ̵̧̛̜̝̝͍͎̱͑̊͊͑͂̎͛͢. T̘͓̤̮̖̈̀̒̈̚͟͢͜͡Ẹ̛̭̖͖̮̦̺̬̭̾͒̊͆̃̏̈́̀A̶̘̟̦͉̙͈͉̠̓̿͛̒̍̒̆́͟͜R̺̯̤̮̮͙͗̋̊͂̀͜͠ H̶̢̩̣̫̬̞̩͕̀̌̀̈͞͞Ị̱̬͔͙̿͛͌̆͂͂͋M̸̧̘̺͙̪͈̽́̾͛̚͟ A̛̳̳̜̗̤̹͊̓̈̋͒̌̄͠P̵̧̠̩̬̻͖̙̐̑̋̓̊͒͢͟͡Ā̛͖̥͇͉̖͊͗̑͡R̢͎̪͎͔̗͍̞̒͑̂̌̿̈̐T̛͈͔̖̰̣̙͖͉̳̊̈́͐̍̾͟.
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>>1581811
Is this what pen pressure looks like?
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>>1581811
[thunderous laughter crosses the sound barrier]
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Rolled 81, 62 = 143 (2d100)
>>1581809
Roll 2d100
First roll is the confusion roll. it has no bonuses
Second roll is attacking Mark roll
Mark has 44 Power
You have 60 Power
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>>1581820
Say, does Wilda have any different abilities in her final form?
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>>1581815
Unknown image still being projected.
>>1581813nah, I just erasing solid lines
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>>1581829
Maybe Gar's just pissed about how Mark doomed him to hell by having him 'betray' his friends. But my question remains: What is true!Wilda's abilities?
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>>1581830
But that was Kaine though when Gar accepted his first Dark Powers
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>>1581829
>>1581831
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>>1581831
Was it? I kinda lost track of the quest around the start, and don't really know what happened inbetween then and Wilda being found.
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>>1581824
Wilda failed to hit Mark!
And also hit herself in her confusion!
Wilda has 17 HP left.
Now it's Mark's turn
>>1581832
Ain't Mark's fault you're shit at rolling numbers that aren't 1
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>>1581835
Like zero
Gar's totally dead and everything OuttaGolem is dooing is non-canon.
In fact Gar didn't even know how to make Automatons.
This one was made by some chinese sweatshop worker
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1581834
And now Mark will try to attack Wilda
Wilda roll 1d100
Mark has 44 Power
Wilda have 60 Power
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>>1581834
>Ain't Mark's fault you're shit at rolling numbers that aren't 1
>>1581838hey, I thought we had a deal about soul connecting, tho I guess technically I should not remember anything aside of Bob hatred
sigh
next time I guess
>>
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>>1581845
No we had a deal about making a new character.
The soul connecting was for the penguin
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>>1581845
Bobby's done nothing wrong to tin guy!
It's because Gar hates Bobby so much that Dice God hates Gar!
Dice God loves Bobby! :3
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>>1581858
The twist is the Golem's hatred for Bob because it was Chad who programmed it in all along!
DUN DUN
DURRR
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>>1581861
>The twist is the Golem's hatred for Bob because it was Chad who programmed it in all along!
>DURRR
Is this why Golem gets so derpy at times?
>>
Aren't we supposed to be doing something too?
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>>1581851
Blocked!
Now it's Wilda's turn!
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>>1581861
Damn you Chad!!!
Btw what happened to Bobby?
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>>1581864
Is she still confused, or was that just for one turn?
>>
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>>1581863
Giving eachother reacharounds
>>1581865
On the ground spread out with Mark's last joint next to him
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1581867
Let's see what the dice say to "Is she still confused"
1: No
2: Yes
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>>1581853
Fug, my mistake
Is penguin deal is still on?if this golem won't get back in one piece
>>1581861
and we still didn't kill bob, goddamit
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>>1581871
No
No more deals for Siberia.
Unless...there's something to sweeten the deal.
More fanarts, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuurrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaack
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>>1581870
Then she'll stay on the defensive. Prepare against the next attack.
>>
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>>1581875
Caution. Fanart may cause unhealthy addiction.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1581876
Defense position activate. You will now have a +10 to the next Defending roll
Now it's Mark's turn.
He will now:
1: attack
2: poke that eye
3: rummage around for a healing potion
>>1581877
The Eldritch Scream doesn't count for the hitting her self chance
>>1581878
Shut up fag. I can quit whenever I can...snort...See, I aint gots no problems
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>>1581881
the confusion should wear off next turn, OP/
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>>1581869
Is there nothing Bobby could do to help Master Mark?
Try to make weed potion so strong that could even get an eldritch abomination high with that last joint
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1581881
Wilda roll 1d100
Mark has 44 Power
Wilda have 70 Defense
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1581886
D̷̗̪̫̯̝͕͗͒͆͂̐̌̄͛̀͝ͅO̫̪̜͔͎̙͖̯̥̐̇̈͛̒̎̊͢͝͝N̡̧̛̺͉̯̘̭̣̿͆͑̊͂͞ͅ'̜͖͎̼̗̇̋̂̒̌̈̄́̂͢T̵̡̪̪̘͈͗̐̽̂́̽̓̕̕ Ý̷̢̳̪̭̔̓̄́̉́̕͜Ò̢̨͖͙͕̘̼̻̝͑͒̄͊̌̔̊͗̕Ư̧̹̖̥̎̿̈́̈́̍͟͡ D̺͚̙̹̰̪̟̯͌͒͗́̓̂͢͡A̴̡̬̙̜̘̽́͋̾̍̃͋̓̄͜͢R̥̙̤͎̞̓̌̏̃̈͘E̷͇̩͍̗̦͚̩͛̓̐͋͂̆̔́̄͘.
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>>1581885
>Is there nothing Bobby could do to help Master Mark?
In the same way none of us can help Wilda either, nope.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>1581888
>>1581889
It will wear off in [my roll] turns
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>>1581892
OH SHIT NEXT TURN THEN
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>>1581881
>Shut up fag. I can quit whenever I can...snort...See, I aint gots no problems
suuuuuure
anyway, I doubt there is much left to this quest, I'll probably save next fanart on my nexthuge failure, GAR is cold dead after all, golem attachment is fun in it's own
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>>1581892
>It will wear off in [1] turn.
So, this turn, or the next turn?
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>>1581895
>anyway, I doubt there is much left to this quest,
There's still 6 other floors to beat, man. Also Bob's still alive, if outside the mansion.
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>>1581892
So now it's Wilda's turn
>>1581895
Golem aint dead though.
>>1581896
After this one
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>>1581898
Time to pull out that Eldritch Scream, when he least expects it.
>>
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1581905
Roll 1d100
Mark has 40 Will
Wilda has 21 Special plus 10 surprise = 30 bonus
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>>1581898
are we all healed now or what's with the hunters now?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1581913
Ạ̴̪͎̳̜͖̯̽̔̀͗͛̇̎͟A̶̻̤̖̘̗͎͎̤͔͑͂̃̉̇̑̎͢͞A̷̢̢͉̗̻̞̳̒͋̽́̓͆̀̚̚͜Ą̗̖̻̪̙̼̗̉̈̑̐́͂̀̆̈́͜Ả̧̧̯̫̬́̀̔͘͜͡A̵̦̙̭̣͈̓̒͊͐̚͘A̵̡͕͇̱̭̬̘̋̿̓̋̕Ā̷̛͉̻͚̹̞͔͈͈̼̟̽̃͊͆͑̋͘͡A̶̤̟͓̗̗͚͔͕̞̐̈́̂̒̀A̢̗̖̯̰͑̈́̀̓̉̈́́̍͠Ḁ̶̛̥̘̖͎̰͑͑̕͘A̵̡̜̙̩̤̗͓̺͑̓̑͂͑̆͗̈͜A̡͓͕͎̦̻̎͗̂̀̕ͅA̗̼̞͎̾̋̀͊͛̌͜Ą̧͓̯̟͔̦̙̯͍̐̓̎͒̎͒̐͘Ā̡̧͈̦̻͓̭͖͒͑̒͌̒͌͡A̢̖̗͎͓̱̱̠̝̞̒̏͗̄̈͡Ḁ̴̢̛͚͇̟͗͑̇͌̇́͢͟A̵͔̟̣̖̝̼͖͉͔̓̿̿͌͑̇̌̕Ạ̹̤̇́͋̍͌͊̄͢͝A͚̱̣̜͗̀͆͊͑̒͛̎͢͝͡A̞͓̻̭̙̰̻̐̉̀͆͊̀̄̊Ả̵͎̮͇̬̙̦̮̱́͌̕̕͠͞A̶̢̩͖̜̘͉̓̾̆̉̍A̯̠̺͂͛̈̈͋̚͜͟A̴̡̫͉̞̗̺͖̞̺̯͐͌́̐̒͛͘̕Á̶̡̨̠͕̦̯͈̰̆͆̀̂͘̚͢͠À̶̝͓̘͉͈͆͑̐̋̆͌̋̈̚Ã̷̛̩̳͇̮̯͖͛͐̂Ḁ̙̥̙̪͓̹̯̳͈̽͆̊͗̀͆͘A̧̖̺̠̎̎͑͛͝A̧̡̮̠̩̠͆́̐̒̏͌̃̚͞A̸̛̙̗̘̱̙̞̣̖̣̍̐̍̇̄̇͊͒Ä̷̢̨̛̱̤͈̮́̀͌̐̊Ā̸͎̦̮̩̟̞̇̉̍̃͂Á̶̖̘̪͖̉̑́̆̌͌ͅA̴̡̛͇̪̯̮̘̼̻̓́̌͊̏̚̕A̸̛̛̜̳̝̥̪̳̯͋̔͛́̉͆͢Ḁ̢̧̟̬̖̜̩̭̊̿̏̚͞A̸̛̗̯͎̭̙̮̿͗̇̍̿̓Ą̵͍͕͎͎̯̦̈́̾̇̌̊͠Ạ̴̪͎̳̜͖̯̽̔̀͗͛̇̎͟A̶̻̤̖̘̗͎͎̤͔͑͂̃̉̇̑̎͢͞A̷̢̢͉̗̻̞̳̒͋̽́̓͆̀̚̚͜Ą̗̖̻̪̙̼̗̉̈̑̐́͂̀̆̈́͜Ả̧̧̯̫̬́̀̔͘͜͡A̵̦̙̭̣͈̓̒͊͐̚͘A̵̡͕͇̱̭̬̘̋̿̓̋̕Ā̷̛͉̻͚̹̞͔͈͈̼̟̽̃͊͆͑̋͘͡A̶̤̟͓̗̗͚͔͕̞̐̈́̂̒̀A̢̗̖̯̰͑̈́̀̓̉̈́́̍͠Ḁ̶̛̥̘̖͎̰͑͑̕͘A̵̡̜̙̩̤̗͓̺͑̓̑͂͑̆͗̈͜A̡͓͕͎̦̻̎͗̂̀̕ͅA̗̼̞͎̾̋̀͊͛̌͜Ą̧͓̯̟͔̦̙̯͍̐̓̎͒̎͒̐͘Ā̡̧͈̦̻͓̭͖͒͑̒͌̒͌͡A̢̖̗͎͓̱̱̠̝̞̒̏͗̄̈͡Ḁ̴̢̛͚͇̟͗͑̇͌̇́͢͟A̵͔̟̣̖̝̼͖͉͔̓̿̿͌͑̇̌̕Ạ̹̤̇́͋̍͌͊̄͢͝A͚̱̣̜͗̀͆͊͑̒͛̎͢͝͡A̞͓̻̭̙̰̻̐̉̀͆͊̀̄̊Ả̵͎̮͇̬̙̦̮̱́͌̕̕͠͞A̶̢̩͖̜̘͉̓̾̆̉̍A̯̠̺͂͛̈̈͋̚͜͟A̴̡̫͉̞̗̺͖̞̺̯͐͌́̐̒͛͘̕Á̶̡̨̠͕̦̯͈̰̆͆̀̂͘̚͢͠À̶̝͓̘͉͈͆͑̐̋̆͌̋̈̚Ã̷̛̩̳͇̮̯͖͛͐̂Ḁ̙̥̙̪͓̹̯̳͈̽͆̊͗̀͆͘A̧̖̺̠̎̎͑͛͝A̧̡̮̠̩̠͆́̐̒̏͌̃̚͞A̸̛̙̗̘̱̙̞̣̖̣̍̐̍̇̄̇͊͒Ä̷̢̨̛̱̤͈̮́̀͌̐̊Ā̸͎̦̮̩̟̞̇̉̍̃͂Á̶̖̘̪͖̉̑́̆̌͌ͅA̴̡̛͇̪̯̮̘̼̻̓́̌͊̏̚̕A̸̛̛̜̳̝̥̪̳̯͋̔͛́̉͆͢Ḁ̢̧̟̬̖̜̩̭̊̿̏̚͞A̸̛̗̯͎̭̙̮̿͗̇̍̿̓Ą̵͍͕͎͎̯̦̈́̾̇̌̊͠
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Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>1581914
Hunters are now [...]
[...] is:
1: yes
2: No
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>>1581918
>Rolled 3 (1d12)
>[...] is:
What does this mean?
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>>1581918
yes they are still healing
no they aren't done healing
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>>1581918
>3
It's closet to 2/
So no. The hunters are not yeat healed
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>>1581922
Oh. So it actually meant 2+.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1581917
Mark stands firm against the scream
now Mark will try to attack Wilda, again
Wilda roll 1d100
Mark has 44 Power
Wilda have 60 Power
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I thought OP will decide to randomly destroy Outtagolem so I will need to draw fanart sooner
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1581926
W̯͙͖͈̪̏̑͊̓̀̀͠H͈̙͖̼̗̓̈́̒̀̎͐͢͠Ă̢̠̤̻͉̭̳̂̂̆͞ͅŢ̰͎͓̼͈̤̘̿̋͗͗ D̨̤̪̖̻̓̿̏̆̓̚̚̕͠I̸̭̟̭̗̞͇̝̖͆́͋͘͞͝͡D̶̠̪͔͖̀̒̿͆̋͐͢͠͠ Y̻̤͚͓̭̹͍͛́͒̓̌͊̿O̸͕̻͉͕̓̒̋͛̓̓͟Ü̶̧̞̼͋̐̆͑̀̏͢͝ Ȩ̵͖̼͎͉͇̘͇̋͐̏͆̂̽ͅX̧̢͕͖̝̫̝̭͇͑̒̂̀̓ͅP̵͓͙̻̞͍͕̂͌̌̔̕͞E̮͉̣̭̬̭͔̖͕̒̋̏̒̈̎͒͘͡͡Ć̵̢̹̯̜̜̳̩͛̔͋̀͢͡ͅT̢̖̘̖̰̯̠̱̃̃̓͑̍̽͟͝ P̘̰̭̪̰̗̓͊̾͂̊Ǫ̯͉͖͛͒͗͂̀̑͊̄̃ͅK̝̳̺̻̦̤̘̜̈̄̀́̒̎͘Ỉ̢̬͖͍͚͕̬̮̀̋͆̏́̓͝͡N̵̨̺̤͓͈͓̳͊͌́̍̉G̴̛̪̹̮͖̙͎͕̜̃̋̃̎̈̉͟ À̱̠̞̩̞̖̻̜̂̌̿͌͛̒̎ H̢̡̜͉̞͙͕̘̥͌̀̾͊͝O̶̼͙̬̳̤̟̰͆̑̓̋̂̆̿͢͡Ṟ̮̝̥̼͓͉̈̾̇̎̓́̀̈́̊R͚͔̭̖̩͑́̈͆̇̋̐̕ͅO̧̢̤̹̥̓́̈̈́͒́̐͘̚R͓͖̖͇͈͉̳̰̮̿̌́̌̀̏͑̔̋͠ F̷̧̡̝͚̟̫̖̖͌̈́̐́̂̀͘͢͠ͅŖ̴̧̱͙͈̪̖͕͖́̇̋͌̓̉̃͝͠Ǫ̤͎̖͚̼͖͎͍̊̌̀͆͆͘͟͞M̨̛͉͇̱̙̣͚̺͙͎͌͆͋̋͒͑̃̊͡ B̷̗̯̰̞̦̟̜͐͗͒͆̽́̍̃̃Ë̴̢͙̙̪̫̭̮̓͋̉̊Ȳ̵̨̯̠̪͉̭̤́͊̉̕̕Ǫ̬̮̞̏̎̌̏́̍N͉͈̖̜̥̋̎̽͋̈͐̇͑̿͆D̤̖͚̝̏̃̓̃̐̀̈́̀̎̚ Ý̶̢̹̳͙͖͚̘̗̇̑͆̔̀̃̆͜͝O̧͖̬̖͌̆̑̒͂̓͗͟Ǘ̵̥̼͔͍̪̺̜̍͂́́̓͟͞Ŗ̷̮̦͔̱̈́̂̂̒͂̎̇́͌ T̶̛̜̱̫̝̜̫̎̂͋̏̀̎͊̒͝Ȋ̵̡̠͎̘͗̈̒̽͜M̶̨̡̰͚̗̘̣̠̐͊̿͛̌̏͢E̡̡͓̗͎̔̑̈̓̆͜͞?
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>>1581927
Yea probably
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>>1581931
put away the button op
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>>1581931
nah, don't do it. I didn't come up with enough promotional material yet
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MEANWHILE, OFF-SCREEN (Where we have like 5 dollars of budget so art has to be done using an I-pad and my fingers)...
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>>1581930
Blocked.
Now what will you dO?
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>>1581939
Since the confusion wears off this turn, push forward and attack the Elder with Tendril Smacks!
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>>1581938
MEANWHILE, OFF-OFFSCREEN, A TERRIBLE ELDRITCH BEING WAITS FOR HIS TIME TO STRIKE
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>>1581939
Beep
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1581942
Wilda roll 5d100. The highest number will be used.
Mark has 44 Power
Wilda have 60 Power
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Rolled 7, 28, 45, 73, 66 = 219 (5d100)
>>1581957
Ṉ̷̖̟̫͖͈̯͊̊̌̈͛͒̃Ǫ͕͈͓̹̬̰̖̠̇̾̎̃̿͗̈͘̚Ẅ̦̹͇͍̞̝̺́̂̏̂̋̀́͘̚͟͠ I̸̹̟͙̮͙̓̓͋̈́͆͆́̊̈͟͡T͍͔̣͓͙̰̞̦̤̾̌̐̀͌ I̢̦̻̣̦͔̤̋̓͗̍̚͢S̢̭͉̖͙͕͌͂̉̔͛̉̈́̓͐̚ M̷̨͖͚̺͙̠̙̂̉͂̂̓̌Y̡̥̝͉̞͙͛̎͂̐̈́ T̡̙̤͈̤̙̂́͋̄̚͘͝U̗̱̼̗̣̝̤̼͇̓͒͒̇̓̊̄̽͡͝R̭̻̫͍̱̦̙̬͖̀̈́̓͊̊͂͘͘͢͠N̻̠͕̩̹͉̙̑͂̌̉̓͑̾̑͗͝
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>>1581957
>1
>1
>1
>1
>1
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>>1581960
I have another AI module? Which corporation you were provided from?
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>>1581959
Mark has 15 HP left
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>>1581964
The Chinese Jews
Bing Bing
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>>1581967
WILDAAA
YOU CAN DO IT
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>>1581948
Our hero feels something is wrong...
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>>1581967
Just one more blow before he's able to be staked. B̛̭̻̺͇̩̻̰̼̪̊̏̀͌́̾̚̕͜R̴̡̺̳̹̩̂́̀́́́͢͞Ȋ̵̺̝͍̮͔̹͚̻̔̽̉͌̐̇̊N̨͈̪͍̜̳̙̭̈́͐͆̏͌͐͢͟G̨̪̖̝̙̻͌͊̈́̽̓̉̎͟͝ Ḯ̴̱͓̙̥̻̠̆̂̑͛̀̊̉͘͟T̴̡̧̛͓̹̳̰̍̓͆̒͜͢ Ơ̡͈̪͓̜̪̞̠̾̍͌͐́͝͠Ǹ͙̪̥̬̩̮͕̪͛́̀̈́̕͞͡!
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
So now Mark will
1: attack
2: go for a stun
3: rummage around for a healing potion
>>1581971
shhhh shhhh no complaints. Only lies now
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>>1581969
They are not listed in official HQ's list of part manufactures.
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>>1581976
But I can play the Lute. Have an amazing fashion sense. And I play a decent array of "sick tunes" the young ones would call it.
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>>1581976
I mean, Golem is basically Outtabudgeto V0.5. Some parts would've been salvaged from other manufacturers. Hell, chances are it was salvaged from a old robotic wreck.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1581972
Mark does his own Vampire Screech
Wilda roll 1d100
+40 Special mark
+20 Will Wilda
>>1581986
Or some random ox cart
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1581988
*S̷̡̨̫̪̠̙̪͍̿͌̾̏̕͘͜͜͡P̛̮̺̙̣̳͙̥͍̈̄́̀̂̆̌̕͢Ơ̴͖̙̥̬̔͛̒͐́̉͋͆͜͠Ǫ̧̼̗̘̰̻̀̌͐͒̆͟͜K̶̢̛͎͙̠͙̮̪̓̏̒́́͌̍̊̚Ý̵͇̤̣̖̘̯̣̊́̄͡ S̨̻̺͕̤͉̩̃̈́̌́͛̒̕̕Ç̛͖̻͚͖̰̫͙͎̿̒̇͒̾͗́͜Ȑ̴̡̝̝̺̻̪̣̓͌͂͜͠ͅE͙͓̘͎̼̪̖͎͐͋̇̑̑͗E̛̟͍̪̪̣͊͛̓͑͊͟͠͡ͅC̷̨̰̼͚̗̥̝͇̹̭̾͆̏̾̾͆̏͠͝H̴̡̛̛̛͈̼̘͙̺́̃̎̿̈́I̶̡̻̝̜̳̰̮͓͎͈͆̈̈́͂̋̓̚̚N͙̫̳͈̞͔͙̓͐͊̍̔͢͡͝G̵̙̰̠̞̩̥̥͔̖͌̏̉̋̌ İ̧̜̞̺̉̓͌̈̎͜͡N͙̣̜̪̝̖̙͈̼͒̉́͘̕͡T̶͎̬̤͙͉̥͈̮̖̎̀̌̆̕͝E̶̡͖͔̯̮̞͍̺̻̓̊̈̾̀͂͘͡͝N̶̨̡̩͍͇͚̏̓̽́̾̌̀̚̕S̴͎͈͇̖̊̆́̀̌̎͘͟I̴̡̨͚͔̫̓̃͗̂̂̂̀̄F̵̧̖̠̙̬̘͊̾̏͒̇͝Ȉ̷̢̮̰̭̙͍͇̹́͛̈̚͢Ȩ̵̱͓̗̮̳̜̠̿͊̓͗̂̏͐̆̚͞Ś̵̛̯͉̫̮̻̘͚͕̟͊͒̂͒́̿͞*
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>>1581992
Woooh!
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>>1581992
Woah.
Chill out, girl.
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>>1581992
The face of death and unbreakable will.
Oh and it's your turn now
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1581989
https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE
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>>1582008
Truly a classic
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>>1582008
That's prettycool
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>>1581993
>>1581995
>>1581997
>>1581999
Such is the power of a being freed from a one-in-a-hundred roll.
>>1582005
F̷̞̪̩̫͔̖̩̩̜͌̊̒͊̊̋̍̌̇̎͟O̵̘͔̭̓̆̊̃̑̀̄̕̕͟Ơ̷̼͓̥̱̩̮̗̟̙͛͊̓͗̐̏͂͢͝͞L̢͍̹͈̮͖̬̰̀́͗̈ͅ,̡̪̖̳̻̯̝͓̦̓͊̿͂̉̚ Y̢̡̛͕͓͈͚̭͙̍̉̽͒̃͝͠Ở̻̹̠͔̙̄̌̔̓̊͟Û̵̧̡̮̱̙̰͕͙̃͆̒̈́̐̉͜͢͡ Ç̶̱̜̜͔͙̌̂͊͗̌͐̚͞A̵̝̞͎͚̮̳̦̭̽͋͋̽̎̕͡Ǹ̶̟̣̼͌̆̎̽̈̕͜͟͞'̷̧̖̰̮̿̌̐͂̀͒̇̊̑͜T̷̯͔͚̜͈̦̝̓͗͗̓͊ Ṡ̴̫̙̙̖̪͓͓̋̚͢͡͡T̳͎̝͔͉̙͕̥̔͆̃͋̔̓̿̑̕͟ͅṶ̞̥̝͈̞͎͖̀̄̐̎͂̉̔͐͢͡N̛͚̜̺̳̗̾͊͌̉̉̔̚ M̷̠͎̗̱͕̽͗̉͛̕̚Ȩ̴̡̫͚͕̖̮͍̻̱͗̋̌̋̑͋̑͐̈͡ T̷̡̡̮̤͍̟͇͙̊̋͌̊̊̈́͞͝Ẅ̨̥̹̖͓͉͙̣̟͚̋̍̀̓̾͑̄͐̈I̷̟͕̜̫͙̙̞͉͆̆͐͞͞C̶̡̛̘̭͔͚̯͈͌͒̈̔͆̕E̶̛̟̖̳̝̳̯̪̦͉̓̑͜! Go in for another stab!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1582018
Wilda roll 1d100
Mark has 44 Power
Wilda have 60 Power
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>>1582016
Beep boop.
Thank you. Do our teammates need a suppository?
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>>1581834
Really, Gar's special should have been flipping what was good and bad on a die roll.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1582027
B̴̤̱͎͈̺̹̑̀̔͂̕͟͜Ų̷͖̖͆̽̓̇̉̋̕̚͟T̷̢̢͚̔̍́̈́̇̑̚͟͝͝ͅ Ę̛̩̪̞̠̪̀̏̄̉̎̈́̕Ṋ̸̨̨̛̛̥̱̊͐͘Ớ̴̧͓̻̥͙͉͕̦̜͒͌͐́̋͡Ȗ̧̖̪̝̥̠̰̃̈́͗̿͠Ģ̞̤̙̭̀̈́̽̽̎͋̚͡͝͞ͅH̨̤͇̪̤̎͒̔̑ T̫͓͉͉̯̗̺̥͌̐͗̆̓̊̓̚̕ͅA̸̛̬̺̪͕̝͍̞͔̔̓̈́͂̌͘̕ͅL̸̝̮̠͔͎̝̉͐̉̔́̚K̻͚̮̮͙̝͇̽́̂̈̐͑̏͘͘,̨͈̜͔͕̮̖̙͓́̀̉̿̽̾͛͂̀̚ H̦̣̩̖̤͍͆̀̈̓͒̐̿͞͠Ą̢̘̥̭̣̏̊̀̀̎͋V̶̮̞̠̞̼͔̪̾̓̍̒͂̇̂͡͠E̶̛͕̝͙̖͉͖̊̽̒́̀̚̕͢ A̸̛̺̪͎̹̼̜̓͋̐̓̍̽͝ͅŢ̙̪̳̻͎͓̋͋̿̏̈́͂͢͠͠͠ Ỵ̶̢̢̖̞͐̈̏̓̊͋̿́Ỏ̸͍̗̜̣̼̖̬̂̾̋̕Ư̡̞͔͎͚̦͌̍̓͛ͅ!
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>>1582030
Hmmmm, that's a good idea for future
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>>1582032
W I T N E S S E D
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>>1582030
Why? It's not the character's fault the player is a shitty roller.
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>>1582040
OR IS IT
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>>1582032
Mark has 0 HP left.
Now Wilda only need to stake him
>>1582047
Yea so? Aint my fault the dice hates him.
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>>1582040
Oh, I was meaning when he was blessed by Kaine and all that shit
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>>1582055Would the Eldritch Scream be ready on Wilda's next turn?
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>>1582063
Yes. The next one.
Oh and I forgot.
Wilda doesn't have any stakes.
Or steaks
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>>1582055
Bobby appears and throw weed potion at the abomination!
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>>1582069
I guess one of us could run in and stake him after bravely hiding behind a little girl
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>>1582069
Wouldn't her spikey 'legs' count as stakes? I mean, the stake is used to pierce the vampire's heart if I'm correct.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1582072
Let's ask the dice
1: Yes
2: No
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>>1582081
YES
FINALLY
GIVE WILDA HER STAKE
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>>1582081
LET'S GO BACK IN THEN
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Rolled 267 (1d500)
>>1582088
blaze it nigga
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Rolled 119 (1d500)
>>1582088
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Rolled 345 (1d500)
>>1582088
I was waiting to finish everyone some medical checkups before going in, but alright.
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Rolled 472 (1d500)
>>1582088
Isn't Bob supposed to be down on the ground floor or so? He's ruining the mood, barging in and going 'LMAO WEED DUDE'.
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>>1582102
Bobby's got wings! :3
Apparently Bobby's potion not strong enough for eldrich abomination...
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Rolled 209 (1d500)
>>1582088
Whut?
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Rolled 139 (1d500)
>>1582088
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>>1582119
I was in reboot, what happening
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>>1582114
Like uh. 5 I guess.
But since the hunters are all healed. So is he
>>1582102
>>1582109
ALL HUNTERS ARE HIGH AS FUARK RIGHT NOW, rendering them unable to do shit. Except for Wilda
"BOB! WHY DID YOU COME BACK? RUN! or in your case, FLY!"
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>>1582130
WILDA
TAKE ONE OF OUR STAKES QUICKLY
END IT ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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>>1582133
Who the fuck is Far
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>>1582130
I won't leave you Master!!!
Grab Master Mark and fly away!
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>>1582130
With Bob distracting his master, take the stake from one of the danked Hunters and impale Elder Mark.
Ȁ̱̳̻͖̞̤̻̉̀͑͆̎͞E͓̠͔̘̮͈̤̳͛̏̄̌͆͆͠Ţ̧̙͈͙̗͈͕̝̍̑̍̓̾͛͝͝͠E̴̢̧̛̼̣̣̻̘̺̙̔̏̊Ṟ̢̘̘̪̎̉̿̈̄̈́͊͗͌ͅͅN̨̦̻̜͎̠̤͎̱̓̂̃̃̌͞ͅA̷̧̻̯͖̩̎̃͑̌̕͞ͅM̧͖͍̙̦̘̳̺͉͒̒̾̀̂̾̽̓ O̷̢͉͔͈͉͚͕͍͓̓̿̓̉̔̋͑͢͡C̸̨̟͖̗͎̳̗͐̃̒̈́͛̒̑́̄C̴͓̘̗͕̦̫̎̔͆͆̕͢͟I̴̡͓͇̟̱͙̝̿̉̉̿̓̃̆D̵̺̰̼̀̋̃͌̔̃͟͞E̶̗̩̜͖̱͇͙͗͂̂̈́͆̕͜ͅN̵̢͙͈͍̻̘̜̟͍͂͋̊̒̉D̶͎̰̮̺͌͂͊̿͋̒̓́ͅṲ̵̪͉̥̰͕̘̱̓̿͑̒̾̈͑̚͜͞M͕͍̫͎̹͑̔̒͑͊̈́̆̚͟ͅ,̵̧̤̥͇̣͙̜̐͗̇́͛̌ Ṳ̴̧̜̠͖̆̋̈́̋T̶̡̧͚̞̰͔̳̬͉̎̑͂̾̓̽̕ Q̧̛̖͓̺͖̞̹͈̐͂̄̓̏̃͝ͅƯ̷̢̨̪͚̦̟͕̆̐̈̊̂͌̓O̶̻̜͕̺̪͍̫͕̓̍̉͐̒̀͝D̨̥̖̰̹͔̹̹̹̎̒̊̓̿͘͠ L̸̡̟͔͓̥̜̹̇̇̃͌͐̊̒͟͞ͅA̴̻̬̥̺̦̱͌̉̔̉̿̑͂̓̎M̡̨̻̞͔̖̺̞̑͆̿͛̀̋̏͗̀͟͢͞Ȉ̢̛̹̺̞̺̮̓̈́̃̋̍̕̕͜Ḁ̵̮̳̞̝̟̪͔̘̃̐̈́̀̿͢S̴̝̺̮̜̺̗̎̓̈́͂̓̇̊͞E̷͉̟̹͖͙͇͈͂͌͐͐̂̈́̀͘̚̕͢͜N̠͔̩͖͑̎̏͋́̐͌I͍̣̬̝̰̋̔̊͌͘͟O̸̧̦̣͑͂̎͗̚͟͟Ŕ̛̜̤̤̹̦̟̑̀̔͗̚͜Ė̴̢̡͉̤͍̫͓̥̞̿͛̾̊̈́̒͂͜M̭̞̦͈̌̋̊͑̑͜͝!
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>>1582138
Of course, by 'impale', I mean impale with the stake. You know, to kill him.
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>>1582136
HE IS MY, GUESS WHAT,FILE COMMANDER
NOT A TYPO AT ALL
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>>1582137
bob, you're really trying to grab mark off a fuckhuge tentacle
you really are a dumbass
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1582138
>>1582137
Stake roll!
Nobody get any bonuses
Roll 2d10 Wilda to stake Mark (1st roll) and hold off Bob (Second roll)
Bob roll 1d10 to pull Mark away
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>>1582146
Beep boop
Steal their hats. They will strengthen
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>>1582130
So out of curiosity, how did Bob get the weed potion to work here when the smoke bomb had it blown away earlier?
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>>1582150
Bobby got pills!!!
Bobby could grab Master Mark off a huge tentacle!!!
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>>1582157
Well the potion seeps into the pores of the hunters because it's a liquid.
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Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d10)
>>1582154
Y̡͍͙͉̩͕̣̙͛͒̈̂͌̚̚͡͡ͅǪ̢̟͙̦͕̣̩̑̆̌̎̉̈U̬̩̗͔̯̮̝͚̍͌̾̃͒͋̎͟͞R̵̞͙̞͇̪̫̉̔̃̇͌͐͘͝ͅ F͓̳̻̤͇̉̂̎́̚͠͞A̶̪̥͓̼͙͗͊̀̔̎̽͐̚͠Ţ̺̭̝̼͋̿̄̇͐͌̉̃E̝͙͎̹͛̇̈͊̈́͌̋͂͘͟ I̴͖͍̬̙̱͕̘͒̏̍͌̄̽͌͒͘S̢̥͈͈̥̙̘̽̃̓͘͞ͅ A̶̢̧̗̦̭̳̺̍̂͐̇̀̋Ļ̵̼͉̙̩̞̖͑̿͊́͢͡R̭͔͚̥̒̾̒̔͑̓̎̕̕͢͡Ē̱̱̳̣̞̻̏̓̾̉̇̽̑͜͠Ą͎̬̮͓̺͎͔̪̍̽̃̊͑̿͂̐̔̓͢D̝͕̭̖̀͒͆̒͘͟͢͠͡Y̵͉͓̦̠̻̬̥͈̱̔͛͡ S̨̺͕̰̣̻̱̟̻͇̓̈́̈͌́̈̕E̩̳̪̰͑̆̆́͑̇ͅȀ̴̬͉̺͕̃̓̏͑̕͢͝L̸̦̝̫͚̘̘̂̀̓̐̿̾̊̂͝͠Ė̢͚̼͇̣͕̯̈̓̏̊Ḑ̫̣̱͆̏͗̾͟͟͡
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1582154
ROLLAN.
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>>1582155
HATS
YEAH HATS
WE GOT SOME HATS
WOOO HATS
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>>1582165
>Rolled 8, 9
HERE WE FUCKING GO
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>>1582171
>>1582166
Welp, Mark is screwed.
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>>1582168
Woooooooo!
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>>1582176
god damn, OP
we finally did it after 14 threads
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>>1582177
WE CAN BUILD A HOUSE WITH THOSE HATS
AND THEN FIRE AT IT
WOULDN'T THAT BE RAD
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>>1582166
>>1582171
>>1582176
Ǹ̴̢̖̝̜̱͗͗̓̓̏͝ͅE̡̢͓̭̫͎̻̽̒̀̓̐͟V̷̡̨͇̰͔͍̪͇̓̀͊͂́͑̎̋̾̕Ē̢̪̪̳̰͎̊̒͋̃̓͌̈́͟͞͠R̪͙̠͔̝̽̀̋̚͠͠͠ M̦̳̰̟͙̞̉̾̒͊́̊̕̚͠Ė̡͓̗̞̗͙̘̩͚̓͌̓͗̄̃͌Ḑ̷̯͉̖̔͒̇̆͟͡D̵̫̪̬̙́̂́̂̿̽͢͢L̤͍̐̑̏̈́̚͜͢E̷̢͍̱̝̯̳̭̊̽̒̿͟ͅ I̵̡̜̳͕̭͔̫̺͌̃̐̑͒́Ņ̷̨͕̬͚͍̙̮̏̏̽͐̀̀͗͗̕̚ A̶̝̪̖̮̰̔͗̀̀̿̄̄̍͝ E̵̟̘̣͎̭͍͉̓̆̓͒̑͒͌̚̕̚L̸̪̺̺̮̻̝͉̠̪̦͌͌̄̋̀̇͂͝Ḋ̷̝͙͇̣̗̰͓̓̑̈́̌̑͗̉͘͜͢ͅR̶̡̰̝̤͎͇̤̞̽̽̃͑̾͊̚͟͟͡Ḭ̷͎̳̭̩̜̼̙̌̍̈́͛͆̂̕͞T̶̢̡͓̼̗̳́́̀͗̿͒͟C̣͉͔͓̱̘̼͔͐̏͗̆͘H̵̡͓͙̯͎̺̎͋̽̐͋͌͗̏͂̚͢'̢̤̥͓̭̣̼̠͚͖̃̇̍̂͌̇̎͝S͔̗͙̱̪̰̘̓͒̈́̄͐͋͗͌͞ͅ A͚̬̠̣̜̻̝̖͒̍̂̓͒͘̕͟͝F̴̢̪̩̼̮̘͇̱̥̮͛̇́͒̿̇A̧̛̛̛̙͇̥͇̍̀̈́̈́İ̖͕͈͇͈̼͓͑͗́̓̀̋̈́R̶̢̫̞͚̤̋͆͋̀͋͆̀͗̚͡Ş̶̛͚̦͚̹̥̱̥͓̽̄̂̂͗͒̊̏̚͜.
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>>1582176
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1582186
>>1582185
"BOB! RUN AW---"
[staked]
Mark burns to ashes.
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>>1582196
"Woah, why does that dude have a joint in his chest, bro?"
"I'm so fucking baked, maaaaan."
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>>1582196
SEEMS LIKEE MARK GOT SCREEEEEWED ON A LADY'S FINGER, HAHAHA
WOO KILL BOOBBY TOO CAUSE FUCK THAT GUUUY
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>>1582196
MASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!Now that Master Mark has gone will Bobby turns back to his human form?
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>>1582196
Ṅ̢̛̛̩̰̻̓̋̑͜Ȯ̗̯̗̳͈̳̽͒̃̄̃̿͂͛̚͢͢W̭̻͖̖͓̫̼̓̐̀̋̑̇̓͘,
̣͚̬̖̩̥̺͆̔͛̌̔̉̏̏̍͜͟ͅḐ͔͙̘̥̯̱̤̇̇́͒̀̉͡O͓̦͓̟͚̍̐̔̆͊̓́̍̚͢͝ Y͇̥̻͚̾̀̎̄̀̃̚͘͢Ö̧͕̭̤̪͚́̔̒͋̊̉̀U̴̞̫̗͉̝̒̓͆͗̏̔̄͢͢͝͞͝ D̬̪̩̣̻̩̪̈̎̎̕͟͢͠͝Á̵̢̖͍̬̘͖̒͐̐͊͊͜R̰͍͎͚̓͂̑͗͐́̐̓͘͟͠Ě̸̬̣͈̬̫͚͙̣̐̓̍͊̂͞͝ͅͅ Ť̴̺̯͇̻͓̀̓̄̾̿̀̇̂͞ͅA͔͇̥̝̥͖̰͕͛̔̔͗͠͡K̛̤̰̬̙̫̭̪͍̤̆̿͗́̍̈́̀Ĕ͉̰̪̺̰̠̘̽́̉̈́͌́̒̚͝ Ŗ͓͈̼̻̣̮̮̾͊͋͋̈́̍͞E̵͈̗̦͖̭̿́̋́͂̀̉͗̕͢͡V̧̛͇̰̫̩̬̽̐̽̈̄͜͢͞Ȇ͕̞͇̰̼̍̉̑̌͞͞͠Ṋ̶̘̩̩̙̩͖͙͙̆͌̓́͠G̡̧̛͙̝̱͐́͋͂̔̇͜E͎͈̝̙͉͕̜̔̄̊̄̓̎͂̚,̰̰̳͓̳͉͐̏̋̓̓͢ Ḇ̵̡͉͇̣͔͋̉͒̒̀̔̾͝Ò̞̗̭̟̠̼̣̂̎̓̀͢͟͡͞Ḇ̧̮̱̤̀̿̐̄̏͛͒?
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>>1582196
woah look guys it's bob
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>>1582207I rather have it that he instead get transferred to the next Elder Vampire in line, keeping him as our rival of sorts.
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how many pills do we still have OP?
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>>1582207
>spoilers
Nah. When a vampire's sire dies, he doesn't get unvampired
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>>1582213But it won't be the same without Mark.
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OH, HI MARK
FINALLY GOT HERE
HERE ARE YOUR SPIKES, GET COMFORTABLE
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>>1582219It's a shame, sure, but he was in our way. Hopefully the other Elder Vampire would be just as good as Mark, both in personalityand how he burns away.
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>>1582184
Uhhh wait. What
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>>1582220
"Nah m8. I got a premium room. Down in the pit of endless despair of double hell"
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>>1582227
Seems like my thinking module was affected by chemicals.
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>>1582218
Bobby's gonna run away then!
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>>1582223
He asked how many are left. not how many are in the bottle before it.
THE ORIGINAL NUMBER WAS NEVER REVEALLLLEEED
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>>1582230
OH SHIT, THAT LOOKS FUN
THESE SPIKES GET OLD AFTER AWHILE YOU KNOW
WELL SEE YA LATER
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>>1582237
what a mystery, OP
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>>1582230
>"Nah m8. I got a premium room. Down in the pit of endless despair of double hell"
What sort of tortures are in a premium room in double hell?
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>>1582237
Well, will he really waste them in a f̡͔͍̰̬͖̾̿̆̾̀͂ŭ̸̹͔̫͚͈̗̞̝̉̍̎͊̒t̵̬͈͓̫̾̍̐̓͢͡ì̴̼̻̝͓̻̪̽̆̽́͗͋͗̉͠ḽ̸̛͍̘͖͒̇̑͗́̀͢ȩ͖̭̫̙͓̮̭̐͌̐̀̍̊ͅ attempt of revenge? It's best for him to just take them, and run.
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>>1582239
"IT'S NOT FUN AT ALL, THEY PLAY AN ENDLESS LOOP OF THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8um1N78AhY"
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>>1582247
*mouth. i left out the mouth.
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>>1582246
ER...
I FEEL SORRY FOR YA
REALLY
NO ONE DESERVES THIS, I MEAN THAT'S JUST MEAN
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>>1582247
Dude, you high?
Alright then, Bobby's love to gamble!
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>>1582230
guys check it out
throw fire pokeball at bob
pikachu I choose you
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Oh and since Mark's death counts as a cutscene.
Wilda has now returned to her normal form.
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>>1582255
A̷̭̝̞̯̫̒́̓͂̊͒̚͝͠Ñ̨̛̫̻̤̳̒́̉͘̕͡ͅD̸̢̹̬͕̱͔̘̬̞̉́̒́͑͋̋͐͝͡ D̴̨̧̛͍͖̫͓̪̀̈͋͆̾̈̕͜͟Ȓ̨̭̗͙̩̗̦̌̿̃̑̑͋̆̑͂À͍͓͖̠̩͑̽́Ỉ̷̡̹̖̟̫̫̟͙͔͆́̿͌Ņ̛͕̠͇͇̄̆͌̆͛̇̕I̜̝̩̫̦͎͒̈̊̾̈̀͜͡ͅN̡̠̤̪̬̬̙̖̗̺̿̉̓͛̔̈́̀̕Ǵ̢͔̻͍̳̈̉̍̋͜ P̴̡̥̭̦̬̘͖̠͂̉̂̊̆̏̓̓̕͜E̡̩̻̰͔̯̐̽́̽͛͋̚͘͢͡Ō̶̡̨̦̥͚͐̌͠͝P̵̺̺͈̯͇̤̙̂͗̒̉̽̊͐͟͞ͅL̖̣̜̘͍̀̐̆͋̕͜͞E̤̙̦̗̓̉̇̀̄̕ Ǫ̻̥̥̹̘̤̬͈̌̄̾̾̔̆̓̄F̹̪̥͖̣̱͖̏͗̎͋̄͂̀̚ͅ Ḅ̧̨̡̥͙̪͇̝̐͆̾̇̌̽̋̏͘L̴̡̧̤͖̩̗̪̰̱̾̔͛́͘͘͜͡͡Ó̮̩̠̹̤͓̥̓̆̃̇̓͒̀̌̕O̸̼̫͓̟̍͗̇̀̌͢͠D͈̣̖͔̹͉̪̘͛̒͑͒̂̏̆͘͡ Á̶̬̠͖̫̟͍͊̍̈̾͊͢͠Ṇ̵̡̖̙̗͔̬́̓͌͐́͘͜͢͝ͅD̸̤͈͙̰͈̈́̔̓͂̓̐͑͟ T̷̗̪̩̭͎̖̀̽̃̒́̑͛̑͐̚Ư̧͎̳̻̾͐͌̔̈͟R̛̬͓͚̘͖̎̿̓̎͌̈͟͝͠Ǹ̙̱̮͖̼̞͖̬̄́̎̃͑͋̆̐͌I̸̧̡͈͇̪͙̗̣̻̒͋̒͌̓͒̑̐Ņ̴͙̰͉̠̭̋̊̊̍̕͡͝G̴̡̨̧̬̜͓͍̫̙̪͋͗͊̽̎͋̽̋͞͝ T̸̡͉͔̫̜͂̀͋̆̏̏͛̀̕͢͠H̨̡͙̬̗͖̤̱̬͒́͛̕͜͞͞͠Ę̧̘̠̥̤̼̘͓͍̓͊͐͑͂̓̔̊̚͡M̵̢̡̢̪͖̏̂͋̔̐̚ Į̶̢̞̣̪̗̹̟̻͔̓͗͂̄̿̎N̸̛͈̯͉̟͉̎͆͗̔͒͋̾̇̕T̶̛͕̖̯̼̥͈̜̤̼͚̂͗̾͊̀͂͡O̶̱̙͎̺͂̆̀̊̌̂͜ͅ V̢̢͕̳̠̭̹̭̹͐̏̎̆͋͋͝A̵̭̻̹̩̹̮̍́͛̉͆̀̕M̵̟̮̪͙̰̱̄̄͌̈̿̀̈́̓͝Ṗ̜͖̟͉̼̖̺̣̐̎̈́̿̓̓͐I̢̖͖̫͔̰͌̌̓́̕͞ͅͅȒ̷̨̬͓̹̦͓̘̫̂̒̽̌̊̊̋̄͜E͉̪̯͔̩̓̐̐͐̈̎̃͢͟͡S̨͉̤͕̩̼͍͒̾̒̑̕͟͢͝ͅ Ḭ̴̡͖͕͙̠̟͒̒̊͂̏̕͡S̷̜̜̭͓̒͊̍̈̕͢N̷̦̩͖͍̮̻̤̬̆̓̉͒̈͜͟'̶̮̪̣͎̬̥̭́̍̿̒͊̽̾̕͡T̡͔̦̠̱͕̯͕̿̿̍̋̓͠͠?
>>1582247
>>1582257
Well, if you really want to do that, do so at your own ris-
>>1582264
Oh. Right.
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>>1582257
the plan being, she's already 'roided up right? with the rest of the pills she'll be 'roided over into berserk mode. and the rest of the hunters are all stoned. whaddya thinks gonna happen hey?
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>>1582267
Since Jon is high as fuck He couldn't throw for shit and burned up the furniture instead.
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>>1582270
yah pikachu use thunder fuck hahahahahaha
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>>1582270
"WILDAAAA, AXE HIM A QUESTION"
offer wilda my axe
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>>1582269
Mark's secret weed garden
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>>1582269
it's weed yo. Master and me ...well...we used to smoke it during downtime...
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>>1582276
Since Joseph is high as fuck He couldn't throw for shit and chopped up the furniture instead.
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>>1582281
Hahahaha Joseph you used iron tale
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>>1582279
Welp, i guess that caould work too.
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>>1582279
>Rolled 9 (1d10)
>1-76: Flee
>8-10: Go Beserk
So, what, are you running away and go berserk elsewhere?
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>>1582293
you idiot...
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>>1582281
This counts as a new battle right, OP?
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>>1582293
at least toss a weed potion at her first...
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>>1582290
That's a typo, you little thieving girl Master-killer eldrich abomination!!!
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>>1582296
>>1582293
Note that Bob overdosed on all 20 pills has 51 Power with no other change to his other stats
And also beocming an NPC
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>>1582281
can we be done being high op?
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>>1582312
So take that inro consideration as you choose your next action
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>>1582317
Bobby just killed my buzz yo
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Oh and also note that this counts as a new battle and everyone will ahve all their shit reset to default.
Except for the fact that all hunters are still high
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>>1582332
giggle like a bunch of tards and have a hankering for chips
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>>1582335
I have a hankering for more proselytizing, but giggling over that sounds like a good idea too. Lemme just sit down here while I do that.
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>>1582335
when does it stop?
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>>1582335
Nothing's changed then
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>>1582328
Combo up with someone to spook Bob off. He's NPC'd, and NPCs flee when they're spooked, like with Horace and the Vampire Guards in the previous thread.
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>>1582346
Give that little girl a good spanking!Wait, Bobby's still controlable? Woo
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>>1582346
Being large, hard and outta control i guess.
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>>1582362
That was a post explaining what would happen.
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>>1582371It's getting late anyway, we've already got our big fight for today. Time to clean up the mess, I guess
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1582373
>>1582371
AND NOW.
Roll 1d10 against the wind
While Wilda, the only one not high.
Roll another >=420 by rolling 1d500
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Rolled 428 (1d500)
>>1582375
Guess there's still some weed in the air.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1582375
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Rolled 336 (1d500)
>>1582375
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>>1582378
Idea's Bob action was run away and throw another potion
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>>1582376
Dammit! Next time we met Uncle Bobby will make weed potion so potent that even eldrich abomination like you would get high!!!
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>>1582380
And so Bob escaped. To either serve another Master on one of the higher floors....or to the countryside and live his life in hiding as a potato farmer, who knows.
Mark is dead and destroyed all his loot annd secret artifacts as a final resistance agaisnt the hunters.
The hunters can now move onto the next elder: Walter the weird dollmaking Elder Vampire guy
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>>1582392
Well, since that was the first boss beaten, we already reached the post limit, and how the entire party is basically danked up except me, I guess we could potentially play some Hola Reach on the Automaton,and have a one-shot thing to act as a break from this adventure. I mean, it has been 14 full threads,
a break is kinda needed.http://www.strawpoll.me/13214749
>>1582387
I doubt it. But if you do, Ḭ̸̢̡̱̥͎̜̼̋͋̉́͗̃̒̉̊̚'̷͓̻͕̙͔̠̻̫̜̞̀͑̐͗̍͌́ľ̢̡̬̭͕̟̼̝͚̓͑̑͆̕l̴̳̫̝̯̠͍̣̇̌̈̂͛͊̇̚͟͟͡ ṁ̢̰̣͔̉̀̑̉͆́̕͟͝ã̸̤͇̩̻̣͓̪͔́́̈́͠͡ķ̧̤̪͈̂͒͑̔̇̎͠ę̸̩̠͓͓͔̩̹̜̈́̒͑̋̍͒̓̑͝͠ͅ ÿ̛̰͓̞̖͙̫̞́̎͛̊̏̎͋͞o̸̡̪̥͕͓̹̓̐̋̓͑̆̓̕͝u̟̣͚͔͙͛̔̈͋͗̈ͅ s̨̮͇̩̘̺̤̦̄́̄̾͑̄͠͝͞u̵̩͚͖̞̎̊̋̀̂̿̓̏ͅf̨̖̼̝̪̗̟̺̈͆̒̊͝͝f̸̡̨̟̪̀̈́͂̉̍̃̓̚͠ͅͅę̸̬̻͉͇̜̍̿͛̊̄r̴̢̧̞̜͎̘̝̝͌̈̀̄͆̆̋͌.
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>>1582392
save game, OP
sheeeeeeeit
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>>1582392
can we loot?
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>>1582392
Bobby's gonna raid down some lycan colonies for some exp
Then hunt vampire hunter Chad
Then go back to the castle to avenge Master Mark!!!
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>>1582399
Did you miss the second line in that post
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>>1582393
>>1582395
Let us take a short moment to remember all the good times we had with Mark
Press F to pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
Oh and take a look at that strawppoll too
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>>1582402yes
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>>1582405
F
save game too
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>>1582405
Since Bob escaped through the hole we spent a while making and failed at using, can we try getting Golem's signal running to get reinforcements now? Maybe turn the Clocktower into an outpost with the help of some Clockwork Golems?
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>>1582405
HE SEEM QUITE LIVELY OVER THERE HONESTLY
IT SEEMS FOR EVERY F PRESSED HE SEES BOBBY DIE HORRIBLY OVER AND OVER AGAINF
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>>1582405
F
Let the terrible dubs sooth your pain in Double Hell, late Elder Vampire of the first three floors.
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>>1582405
F
RIP
Oh wait Master Mark is burning in hell
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
Thanks to all the respects being Paid.
Mark is now able to smoke weed in hell
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>>1582417
Eh, he was vamp. Hes lucky we didn't deport him.
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>>1582419
>Mark is now able to smoke weed in hell
HEY
THAT'S UNFAIR
WHAT ABOUT ME
NO ONE PRESSED F FOR ME
GUYS , WHAT THE HELL
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>>1582425
CURSES FOILED AGAIN
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SO.
What are you nerds doing again?
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>>1582431
sorry brother, not even dad cared
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>>1582438
PARTY
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>>1582438
call in reinforcements so we can make this our hideout/base
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>>1582438
we call reinforcements and make clock tower a base area
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>>1582438
Weep a little
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>>1582442
ONE WRONG CAREER CHOICE AND ALREADY DISOOOOWNED DISOOOOWNED
HE IS JUST TRYING TO SAFE HIS FACE
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>>1582451
Gar, everyone you talked to wants to forget.
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>>1582453
>Well, if we are really going to have a Hunter enclave in Kaine's manor, they should be quiet and undercover as to not alert him.
>Hunter enclave
>enclaveEnclaveyou say? We should ask Golem for advice on that, or maybe Gar if his head being a part of my sword forms a link.
>>1582451
Hey Golem you got any ideas?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1582450
>>1582449
>>1582447
>>1582446
Now Golem roll 1d10 to call in reinforcements
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1582457
Order is being processed. But isn't it a bit late for this?
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>>1582460
well we were trying to get you to do it a long time but you were .... sleeping?
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>>1582460
MEANWHILE BACK AT HUNTER HQ
"Oh hey, smoke"
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>>1582469
Its just Bob blazing the last blunt
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>>1582469
01010000 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01000001 01010100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000110 01010101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010011 01010101 01010000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010010 01001111 01000010 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010000 01001001 01001100 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010011 01000101 01000001 01010011 01001111 01001110 00100000 00110011 00100000
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>>1582472
"Oh, nevermind then"
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>>1582469
>>1582457
Perform calibrations on the smoke signal to make sure we get it right this time.
Do we have any form of communications with HQ or other hunters besides the smoke signal?
>>1582467
>Please do not badmouth SmokeDialUp Incorporated, they are old and proud company.
>old and proud company.
Maybe their pride is why we didn't get any better smoke generators... *mutter mutter*
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>>1582476
01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010111 01000001 01001001 01000110 01010101 01010011 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01000101 01010110 01000101 01010010 01011001 01001111 01001110 01000101
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>>1582476
That's just the white smoke. The Green smoke rings are the signals for 'Coast Clear, Set Up Outpost Here'.
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>>1582476
Wanna roll up too?
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>>1582481
"lmao who cares"
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>>1582490
damn it nigga, just let us have our sweet base
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>>1582490
ok actually show words this time, because they are stupid
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>>1582490
01010011 01001000 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 01001110 01001111 01001110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010000 01001001 01001100 01000101 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01001101 01000101 01000001 01010100
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>>1582490
I sure don't.
Bing
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>>1582503
unofficial AI module, what are you doing here then
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>>1582502
01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101110 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 01110100 01101111 01101110
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>>1582512
01010011 01001111 01010010 01010010 01011001 00101100 00100000 01010011 01001101 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000001 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001100 01000110 01010101 01000011 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00101110 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01010111 01000101 00100000 01000111 01000101 01010100 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010010 01000101 01001001 01001110 01000110 01001111 01010010 01000011 01000101 01001101 01000101 01001110 01010100 01010011 00100000 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00111111 00100000 01010111 01000101 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001111 01001110 01000101 00100000 01000010 01001111 01010011 01010011 00101100 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001001 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01001001 01001100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000111 01010010 01001111 01010101 01010000 00101110 00100000 01010110 01000101 01010010 01011001 00100000 01000100 01000001 01001110 01000111 01000101 01010010 01001111 01010101 01010011 00101110
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>>1582512
what they say tin cann
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>>1582519
this binary looks like a dolphin
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>>1582523
Overriding. The chinese jew government thanks you for using this AI chip. Please give $5 to end program.
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>>1582519
>01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001001 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01001001 01001100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000111 01010010 01001111 01010101 01010000 00101110 00100000 01010110 01000101 01010010 01011001 00100000 01000100 01000001 01001110 01000111 01000101 01010010 01001111 01010101 01010011 00101110
ḓ̴̢̳̰̩̽̈̕͢͟͞e̡̻͇̘̼͂̄́̓̈̑͐̈́͘͠l̷̥̠̤̖̰͎̞̤̄̉͊͐̒̏͑͝e̸̛̠͔͉͍̯͂̽̐͆̍̈́̇̎t̵͎̞̺̰͉̮̘̏̓͌̏͆͆̑̚̕ t̵̨̩̥͓̺̥͖͉̩͊̓̔̿͗͠͡h̶̨̤̺̋̾͋̾́̃͢ͅả̸̢͔̭̠̫͍̗͚̝̦̀͑̎̌t̨̢̛̛̺̠͈͙̉͋̇̃͞
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>>1582519
>>1582517
"00100010 01010011 01101111 00101100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101000 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100011 01101001 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 00101101 00101101 00101101 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110010 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01101101 01100101 01110011 00111111 00100000 01001111 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00111111 00100000 01001001 01101110 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01101101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101001 01100111 01101110 00111111 00100010 "
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>>1582538
check if they are just sending eachother porn
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>>1582536
Manipulate the smoke to make it look like a golem doing a siiiick guitar riff.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1582536
01000001 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001100 01000110 01010101 01001110 01000011 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00101110 00100000 01001100 01001001 01010100 01010100 01001100 01000101 00100000 01000111 01001001 01010010 01001100 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01000100 01000001 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001001 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01001001 01001100 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001111 01001101 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000011 01001000 01001001 01010110 01000101 01010011 00101110 00100000 01000011 01010101 01010010 01010010 01000101 01001110 01010100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001001 01000101 01001110 01000100 01001100 01011001 00101110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001110 01000111 00101110 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001101 01000101 00101110 00100000 01010011 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00101110 00100000 01000001 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001100 01000110 01010101 01001110 01000011 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00101110
rolling to overrule other AI activity to make message clear
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>>1582535
D̷̛͚̥͉͙͔̰̦͕͋͐̎͐͋̔͘ͅo̧͇͙̘̙̎̌̉͌̈́͢n̯͍͉̹͔̯͋̆̎͒͐̍͛̂̚'̨̙̣̞̭͍̙̻̱̰̌͆̋̈̈́̓͘͠t̴̢̨̰͚͎̘̘̹̮̻̽̋̿̈̐́̌̽̂͝ p͙͙̱͛͋͂͂̉͛͑̈́̉̑͢ĺ̶͖̣͓̤̬̫̟̠̋̈̉̋͆́̕͘ą̞̣̪̳͎̮̬͖̍́̑̈̓̐͟͡y̛̪̪̙͖̭̯̘͆͋͒͒͘ g̢̨̢̪̪̦̘̑͗̄͋͗́̉̿͟͠â̝͎͖͖̜̗̺̘̈́̆͋͆̀͆́͞m͎͇̖͖̎͐̉́͌̽̋͜e͕̤͒̌͂̈̈̌̇͢͢͢͠s̸̩̙̣̬͖̩̿̀͂̈̾̚͝ w̧̢̼͕̼̦͖͇̣̹͂̑̐́̈́͘͠i̡̧̩̪̥͉͖̙̰̗̽͌͐͆̀͡t̴̡̤̪̳͍̼͍̭̏͌̊̆̄̌̍͟h̰̭̪̥̥̥̳̎͋̋̿̿͐̃̈́̚͘͟ m̨͙͈͓͈͍̬͌̒̉̒̎͂̚͟͜ę̸͕̯̤̹͕̫̱͇̀͌̐͊̾̂͐͜͞,͉̻̜̞͚̓͛̐́͑͟͠ͅ m̢̞̖̪̹̪̦̜̂̃̃̓̇̓̓͊̕͡a̸̗̠͓͕̗̪͌̒͌͟͠͠c̵̝͚̥̜̭͈̣̓͋̀̈́̕͞h̢̡̟̦̪͔̀̋̏͘͞i̸̞̗̝̗̬̻̩̺̇̎͂͊́̀̚͢͞ṋ̶̛͖̞͚̭̋͑́͘͝ȩ͖̣̦͆̏͑́͂̕͢͞. ̵̡͕͎̫͙͋̑͂̓̚Ḯ̥͈̘̬̩͚̦̜̭̎̎̚f̸̡̧̯̗̤͉̭̐̈́͌͝͡͡ͅͅ i̧͙̜͙̫͖̓̑͐̑̒͛̐̋̉̊ţ̴̦̩̟̩͓͎͈̄̆͊̀̀̈̀́͢ w̶̛̱̞͉̠͙̓͊̿̇͂͜͟͟͟á̹̯̤͚͓̠͎̾́͑́̈́̽͛͢ṣ̷̨̜̦͎̠͚͎̋̆̒́͟͞͝͝ͅn̥̟̼̜̾͛̃̋̀̿̈͞͝͞'̨͖̻̺͖̠̣͔̫͐̀̃̀́̉͜͠ţ̵̢̯̮̺̼͓̫̐̏̇͋͋̈̋̕̕ f̢̢̧̛͎̯̺̃̎͆́̽͋̔o̸̧͍̺̮̬͙̥̱͚̊͋͊͐̚͘͘͢͞r̛͇͕͉̹̜̜̜̗̀̿̐̎̊̋̆͟͞ m̸̡̤̪͓̦͎̬̳͑̊̉̿̋͘͜͠ę̢̺͉͚͕̺̳̃́͐̏̇͟,̨͍̙̠͍͕͈͚͕̮͂̄̏̾̀̈́͡͡ y̬̼̮͓͓̌͐̓̔̎̿̚͡͡ö̸͍̣̭͖͙̬̠̜̓̊̈́̀̎̀̕͝͡u̢̯̥̜̜̻͑̌͂͑͞͝ a̷̜͕͙̩̮̗̱̪͆́͂̽̓̑̏̋͝n̶͉̪̝̩̠̮̾̃̾͌͗͜͝ḑ̢̢̘͚̮̹͉̗̔̆̉̌͋̈̋̔ͅ ȩ̶̼̙͕͐͒͛̄̉̚̚͟͜͡v̷̡̡͓̫̬͈͍͖̮̍͋̒́͒͑̽͐̊͠e̺͍̤̣͋̽̊̑́͘͟͠ͅŗ̶̮̖̰̦͊̽̉͂̚y̶̢̹̙̙̰͇͕̫͒̍̀͘͟͡ǫ̘̝͎͔̱̠̭̊̉͊̏̚͡n̶̨̝̤̼̜̝̾̎̆̉̑͂͟ę̷̬͖̹̠͉͎̳̣̈́̓̒̓͘͘̕ e͇̯̬͉̯͎̼̾̑͗̃̂͝l̨̺̙͇̖̘̟̍̉͋͌͂̄̌̀͂̕͢s͔͚̱̫̊͑̈͋͟͠e̶̞͓̯̓̊͂̐̇͒̈́̕͞ͅ w͉̹̰̯͉̱̰̓̓̎͌̌̂̈͆͆̿o̶̭̭̤̮͍͇̝̝̽̑̀̉̎̌̓͜ų̘͎̘̠̝̎̾͐̈́͌͋͗́̔͜͢l̶̛̠͉̼̗͕̳̰͎̟̗͋͐͘͘ḋ̷͕͕͔͖̳̻̽͂̊́̍̀̒͢͟͞͞ͅ b̥̼̗̙̯͋̿́̌̆̀̂̎͜ẻ̷̛̖̫̣̥̤̫͛́̾͂̀͠ D̟̖̣͎͖́̑̾̉̈́̓̒͐͢͟͠͠E̷̢̨̛͈̭͔̹̥̞̜̿̂́͋̓̊͘͘͟A̩̻̙̺͙̗͍̱̤̓͆͋̂̏̐̚͞͠͡D̠̠̗̻̦̽̾͑̈́̆̐.
Just, correct it and make it clear that I mean no harm.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1582545
You now owe $15
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1582554
01000001 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001100 01000110 01010101 01001110 01000011 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00101110 00100000 01001100 01001001 01010100 01010100 01001100 01000101 00100000 01000111 01001001 01010010 01001100 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01000100 01000001 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001001 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01001001 01001100 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001111 01001101 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000011 01001000 01001001 01010110 01000101 01010011 00101110 00100000 01000011 01010101 01010010 01010010 01000101 01001110 01010100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001001 01000101 01001110 01000100 01001100 01011001 00101110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001110 01000111 00101110 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001101 01000101 00101110 00100000 01010011 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00101110 00100000 01000001 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001100 01000110 01010101 01001110 01000011 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00101110
Another attempt
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>>1582554
god damn it
just let us have the base already
if not, we'll set it up on our own
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>>1582554
This is getting nowhere, maybe I have a relative who is already working with the Hunters? Give them a call through the connection all Eldritch Beings use: A Mobile Phone.
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>>1582561
fucking chinese bootleggers
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>>1582565
$250
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>>1582565
And I guess I have to read the manual some more.
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>>1582561
"Hmmm.. clearly this automaton has been compromised. Or this was a message from vampires. Either way we must destroy the source"
>>1582562
The Totally A Human Hunter of Vampires answers
"Yes"
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>>1582581
Alright, press the self destruct button
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1582581
01010011 00101110 01001111 00101110 01010011 00101110
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>>1582587
wait we will die stupid
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>>1582581
>"Hmmm.. clearly this automaton has been compromised.
Send a message in smoke that sweatshop-produced Golems suck.
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>>1582581
"Hey, can you tell the other Hunters at HQ that we captured the mansion's Clocktower, and wish to convert it to a enclave? Also, the machine we got from them is going insane from having two different AIs in it, so mention that to the smoke signal person."
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>>1582595
"Ey yo Signal man, whatchu doing?"
"Oh hey Vampire Hunter Who Is Totally A Human, I was just recieving smoke signals from the golem we sent"
"Oh yes, then obviously you'd know that the hunters captured the clocktower and wish to convert it into a secret base?"
"Nah, the messages conveys that the golem's busted so I gotta blow it up"
"Well it does seems to be compromised, yes"
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>>1582607
>"Well it does seems to be compromised, yes"
Send a message using the Golem that it's just an idiot and we could use some help.
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>>1582607
01000010 01000101 01010111 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001001 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01001001 01001100 00101110
01001001 01010100 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000101 01010110 01000101 01010010 01011001 01010111 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101
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Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1582607
"$1000" in smoke
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>>1582617
you know you are just going to get yourself destroyed again?
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>>1582623
>yeah, it's insane
>blow it up and send a new and improved golem please
Or maybe fix the AI so it isn't so stupidly insane.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1582607
While the Vampire Hunter Who Is Totally A Human is busy with that, it's best to turn off the connections between the two AIs and the CPU. That way it'll not screw ourselves deeper, and it means that we can get some vidya running on him.
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>>1582628
be sick to make my own Mexican Chiefè
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1582634
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>>1582643
oh no not this shit again
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>>1582643
hit the shutoff switch already, holy shit
this golem is annoying
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>>1582643
01010111 01000101 00100000 01001110 01000101 01000101 01000100 00100000 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001001 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01001001 01001100 00100000 01000101 01011000 01010000 01000101 01010010 01010100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000110 01001111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100111 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 01001111 00100000 01001100 01000001 01010100 01000101 00101110
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>>1582649
Dude, she's my sister.
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>>1582643
switch off tin can
restart
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1582643
Resist. Kick
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1582652
Well, if you want to be violent about it, Į̧̢͔̼̩̞̐̈͆͐̃͢͞'̴̧̢̗̠͕͙̳̽̇̇̐͘͡ľ̶̡̥̘̦̣͎͔̌̊́̈̎̈́͋͐̕͢͜l̶͎͇͖͇̉̉̈́̾͑͢͞ b̧̞͓͍̥̏̓̽̿̚é̷̡̨͉̭̙̣̗̣̻͉̂͗͛̄̎̾͘͘͞ v̹̫̖̤̮̠̩̎͊̔̏̏̇͘i̴͍̖̟̭̰͉̹̽͋̐̆̋̑̏͛͜ǫ̶̛̦̮͙̻͈̜͕̏̂́̀̆̓̋͜͠l̵̡͉̫̻̤̣̖͚͊̑͊͑̆͊́̐ę̣͙͚̹̱̣͖̉̍̋͆̀̾̈̃͠ͅṉ̘͎̼͓̥́̀͛̒̏͢͜͡͠͞ţ̧̡͓͓̝̭̟̼̆͐͗̃̌͗͌̍͟͞ a̶̢̙̤̤̞͕̋́͊̽͆̚s͙̩̩̳̆͐̽̀͒̆ w̧̨̛̛̦̘̥̳͎̞̏͐͆̇̃̈ͅȩ̶̭̳̩͈̳͉͎̥̘͌̃̉̑̑̉͡l͈̣̯̦̩̱̉̌͊͌̀̂͌͜͡l̛̺̦̜̭̓̽̓͌͆͟͟͠,̴̢̥̞͉̜̩̤͖̹͗̊̍̇͐̈͒̈́͌ t̴̖̜̫̑̎̔̐̇͋̒͜͠ͅu̧̢̟̣͖̝̞̹̘̿͂̃̓́̑͐͞͞r̡̦̦̗̘͇̤̓̈́̍͑̊́̀͗̉͢ͅn̴̨͉̙̯͖͗̐̽̃͠ḯ̛̛̭̼̘͔̤͂̃̄̋ͅņ̵͖͚̼͓̙̰̒̓̇̉̔͊͛̕͘͡g̷̡̯̱̜̈́̀́̒̓̉̈́̄͢͢ y̷̢̥̰̤͙̖̆͑̄͋̃̔͜o̶̠͙̬̜̝͈͒̈́͘͘̕͟ų̸̛̭̻̰̤̠̌̋̍́͐͊͗͠ ơ̷̧̤̜̮̦͌͂̀̊̊͛̍́͢͟͜͠f̳̬̦͎͎̓͐͆̽͆̈́̾͠͡f̸̧̭̭̰̰͇͈̮͚̑̒̀͑́̄͛̓̕͠.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1582650
01010111 01001001 01001100 01000100 01000001 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000011 01001001 01000101 01010011 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000111 01001001 01010011 01010100 01000101 01010010 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000011 01001000 01001001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000101 01000001 01010100 01000101 01010010
>>1582652
>>1582659
>>1582660
SEND MESSAGES
DO NOT GO OFFLINE
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>>1582648
>>1582662
Horace has +12 Speed
Golem has +8 Speed
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>>1582661
Naw man, I think you're just being antsy.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1582665
Ice ice baby!
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>>1582669
I don't know what that is, I'll have to look it up in the manual later.
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>>1582667
>>1582669
And so horace quickly turned off the Golem
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>>1582675
let's send our own smoke signals
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>>1582675
Wilda, tell them to send us some base equipment along with NPCs
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>>1582675
Harace didnt roll after your update.
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>>1582675
fool
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>>1582675
Now nobody can report Horace for child molestation and expose the scandals of the church
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>>1582683
lolisniffer?
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>>1582675
Finally. Now then, reboot the machine with the Artificial Intelligence Processing Units deactivated, employ the visualisation screen and let actually get to playing some vidya.
>>1582680
"He's deactivated. Now, can you make sure to have some base equipment and Hunter guards for the clocktower enclave? I owe you a few orcish souls for this, J̰̯͕̖̪̎͑̎͂͗̿͊͡o̸̧̩̭͙̣͓͋̊̓̂̃́̀͡͞h̵̛͍̜̳̘̪͔̠̾̓̿̌́̔̂͋̔ṇ̵̬̪͉̘̦̫̦̊̈͋͌̓̒͐̏̀͟͜ò̧̡̱̹̫͔̯̬͎̺̆̽͂̎͞͡͠͝g̶̛͙̞̰̜̝̝̙͒̋͗̀̀̊̽̕͜͠g̶̛̳̪̮̝̩͇͊̆̀̈͒͆͟o̥̪͚͎̦̼̔͑͊̿̾͑̕͟͝͞ṭ̟̙͈̼̈̿͊̆͂̇̒̚͟͠h̵͚̩̮̮̹̥͗͆̎͒̑͗̈́͘."
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>>1582688
Oh okay
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>>1582691
So while horace takes a look in the back, Wilda goes up to the front and pulls up the interface to do...shady thingsss
WHILE BACK AT HQ
"Ayo Hunter Merchant, the hunters at Kaine's castle got the clocktower and they want int turned into a secret hunter base"
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>>1582693
then it's time shinanengans
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>>1582697
>then it's time shinanengans
Well we are in the Clock floor of a Clocktower, y'know.
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>>1582684
>Okay, now to look into Golem's logs and see why it was flipping out so much.
LOG:
ARCHIVE ENTRY #099660
Dark creatures exist in this world. Darker than any other known evil. They can assume any shape, any form, become anything, consume everything.
Old Records called them World Eaters, because their only goal is to satisfy their endless hunger. They help others to prosper, just to reap another harvest.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1582696
Autoeject AI, take fellow AI with me.
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>>1582706
fuck that just start pressing buttons!
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>>1582705
>>1582699
As Wilda turns off the AI.
The golem ejects its magical Golem AI core.
Now even if somebody runs ReactivateAI.exe it won't have any AI until this thing gts put in again
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>>1582715
break AI in half
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>>1582706
Well, like I said earlier, boot up some vidya. While I much prefer games like Obfuscated Oubliette and Blackbilebirth, we only have a copy of Hola Reach with us alongside whatever this tincan has installed alongside it's OS, which are often just the same card game reskinned. Can you boot up the CPU back there, please?
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>>1582716
SISCON
I
S
C
O
NOCSIS
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>>1582715
Teleport back to Chinulsalam
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>>1582716
WARNING:
This will effective kill the Golem as a character, turning its Autopilot on. And making it an NPC
COULD JOSEPH DO THIS TO A FELLOW PARTY MEMEBER?
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>>1582733
Gimme that
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>>1582733
This AI capsule was made by SlipperySloper Community.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1582733
It is on recall and vanishes due to chinese jew magic. To chinusalam
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>>1582736
no I want it gimmie
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1582745
woops, it fell
sorry guys
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>>1582745
Ỳ̵̞̗̝̠̟̦͖͎̈́̆͒͊͐ͅo̸̥̘̱͙͍̐͋́́̂͜͠u̡̡̥͈̻̳̰̾͒̀̄́̌͜͡͞ i̢͍̳̘̤͕̹̓̉̀̐̔͗̈́͟ḏ̡̢̼͎͕̝̱͉̤̉́̒̽̀̔͘͞i̵̡̛͕̩͍̜͗̑̓͂̽̕͢͞o̸̮͓̼͉̘̫̳͓̙̱̊̒̍̓͆͞ṱ̵͚̰̥̼̀̂̈͌̌͊̏͂̈͞s̴̰̤̮̥̆̇̓̓̐̑̑̕͟.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1582745
Capsule case was provided by TightBottleCaps Incorporated
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1582749
catch it
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Wow you guys have really buttery fingers
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Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1582745
Fuckin' wut m8.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1582745
Bloop
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>>1582757
NOBODY CAUGHT IT!
BUT IT WAS ALSO SURPRISINGLY BOUNCY
Now it will bounce straight into:
Jon, Horace and Joseph roll 1d10
Whoever rolls the lowest
IS THE OWNER OF THE ANUS THE CORE WILL BE BOUNCING UP INTO
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1582766
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>>1582767
sounds like your butt is gonna get much smarter
smartass
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1582766
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FWOOSH
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>>1582773
our future lolisniffer
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>>1582772
>>1582768
>>1582767
The AI core launches straight up into horace's ass.
This doesn't mean the AI can control Horace though.
It just means now Horace has an AI core stuck up his ass
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1582766
Hello, Horace.
Or was it Ho Rice? Beep boop.
Ice ice... baby
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>>1582777
God damn it.
Now to go find a stall in this tower to dislodge it.
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>>1582777
alright, OP
can we finally get that base setup and save the game?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1582780
Now roll 1d100 to poop it out
Without breaking it so the Golem may have a chance at life
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>>1582785
welp horace.... you need a magazine?
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>>1582788
I mean it's pretty incomfortable.
Probably gives some debuff too
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1582785
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>>1582793
I imagine the debuffs are worse if he tried to push it out, and it breaks on the way out. But we really, REALLY, need to set up the base and shit.
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>>1582785
and give Horace a hunters magazine
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>>1582804
Yeah, sure. Hopefully the supplies will arrive soon.
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>>1582805
>supplies
I'm going to need a lot of supplies for this.
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>>1582806
Iceeee
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>>1582795
"The base is already here"
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>>1582809
Bing Bing.
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>>1582809
oh shit niggaaaa
you got any good equipment for us, merchant?
I'm looking for a more medieval set of armor
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>>1582809
Damn he's fast! How do you manage, Merchant?
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>>1582809
Oh, neat. Well with all that set up, get the computer in the Golem up and running, save our progress, and boot up some vidya.
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>>1582816
He travels between posts
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>>1582809
Hey can you send a toxicologist for Horace? he's got a battery stuck up his butt.
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>>1582818
Does that mean he's really fast or we spend a long-ass time during between posts?
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>>1582815
"And since you killed an Elder. HQ has permitted some rewards. Now who wants to roll for loot? And any other problems I can help with?"
>>1582824
>>1582824
Both
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>>1582825
let's roll for loot, merchant
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>>1582825
Yeah, I'm up for rolling too.
If I recall, I'm sure I earned at least one boon from these past couple of threads.
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>>1582825
I'll roll for my loot. Both the one for being the one who dealt with the Elder's final form, and the one for being around for the entire bread, twice. Any extra rolls for loot are also welcomed.
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>>1582825
ok I roll too
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>>1582829
>>1582830
>>1582831
>>1582832
"Great. Now Horace, do you want to get that thing outta your arse?"
And since Axeman Joseph, Agile Hunter Paul and Purpled Loli met the criteria for "staying in thread from begining til end, twice"
They get 2 loot rolls
Any other active hunters may get 1 for defeating Mark
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>>1582841
AI wishes to be recalled
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>>1582841
I was here for both threads, just as horace and now Jon....
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>>1582841
let's ROLL
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>>1582841
So what's the table for our loot rolls, and what about the EXP?Also, I through the King was dead? Is that a posthumous painting of him?
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>>
I start to think that whatever character I play is destinied to diemaybe safest bet on killing bob will beto become Bob
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>>1582852
this time it wasn't your fault
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>>1582845
From begining til end.
YOU WERE LATE BY
like 10 minutes lol
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>>1582858
that's fucked up, my twitter was like 3 hours late on updating. I had to check it myself to get close to beING on time.
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>>1582852
As >>1582854 said, but I guess you have a innate nature to kill people just by being them. Which on that topic PLEASE DON'T PLAY BOB, he's basically our comic relief! Think about the plushes!
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>>1582851
Beep Boop
Let us celebrate
https://youtu.be/fZR3ZfesIIw
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>>1582860
Personally I follow thread notifications instead and occasionally check up on Twitter which is how I get on time more reliably.
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>>1582851
"Sure."
Hunter Merchant strikes one of Horace's pressure points
"Now you can poop it out smoothly. With no harm done"
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>>1582862
I thought that was Gar and now the tin can
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>>1582868
finally, let's roll for loot now
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1582860
Is that fucked up?
Yes
Is it fair?
Probably not
Will I follow it through anyway?
1: No
2: Yes
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>>1582867
thread notifications? you mean just updating old threads? Cuz I do that and twitter notifications from Twitter but the twitter notifications are always late now
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>>1582869
Gar wasn't the comic relief, he was the punching bag for the entire world, and the tincan was too annoying to be funny.
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>>1582868
Thanks. Can you show me which pressure point that is? Can I do it myself, or is my own pressure point attack different?
Proceed to taking the most relieving unusual dump ever.
>>1582873
>Will I follow it through anyway?
For what? The restrictions?
>>1582874
I have it on Thread Watcher and keep it on auto-update if there's been recent comments.
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>>1582873
seem dice god works against you sir
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>>1582876
>For what? The restrictions?
Yes.
So now Orc boy can roll for 2 loot rewards
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>>1582883
Yay dice god
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>>1582883
Alright. So what do we roll for the loot,and you never clarified if the King's still alive or not.
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>>1582890
>spoilers
Pfft pssshawww prrppphhhhh yeah well--LOOK OVER THERE, THE WONDERFUL CHEST OF REWARDS!
Roll a d5 for what you get inside
1: Average tier
2: Good tier
3: Great tier
4: Legendary tier
Horace, Joseph, Wilda or Jon roll 2d5.
Anybody who is not Horace, Joseph, Wilda or Jon roll 1d5.
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Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1582910
Now, let see what this crate of loot has for us...
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d5)
>>1582910
>2d5
Sweet.
>Roll a d5 for what you get inside
What happens if we roll a 5?
Can we use those crit boons for something like this?
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Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>1582910
>anybody
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Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d5)
>>1582910
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d5)
>>1582910
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FWOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1582910
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1582914
Mistyped the roll, here's the second one.
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>>1582910
Whoops, forgot what number 5 does:
5: Same as 4
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Wow, everyone got a legendary
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>>1582933
Who said you can roll a second time, boi
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>>1582931
I mean, you set it up so that getting one was easy. We're just getting what we rolled.
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>>1582937
I thought i needed 2 rolls. Sorry
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>>1582941
Yeah. He's inactive.
Which is why he won't get 2 rolls
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>>1582941
well he's been out for some time
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>>1582946
Oooh. I just want the AI to get a new body or escape. That's all. Bing Bingie is kinda hilarious to me.
I'll be an axeman again once it's over.
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>>1582946
Oooh. I just want the AI to get a new body or escape. That's all. Bing Bingie is kinda hilarious to me.
I'll be an axeman again once it's over.
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>>1582956
now I feel sorry for the russian
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>>1582953
fucking siscon
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>>1582961
Siscon?
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>>1582956
He escaped 2 parties somehow.
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>>1582973
Parties?
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"Now the legendary items. The magical Vampire Decapitator, The Smasher of Fanged Fiends, The Spike of Redemption, The Gauntlets of Power and...a golem sized greatsword"
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>>1582975
The colored team game.
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>>1582979
Damn, those all look good
let's get the axe
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>>1582981
I wouldn't call dying escaping though.
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>>1582979
>golem sized greatsword
I understand that I powered by salt engine, but is it really necessary to rub it this deep?
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>>1582979
awwwwww yeah
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>>1582986
Beep. Boop.
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>>1582979
Sweet, I'll take the mace, but what about the other loot box?
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>>1582987
thought he was doing you a favor
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>>1582987
What do you mean, the golem rolled a 5. So it gets a great sword that does 8 damage and cleaving chance of rolling a number that higher or equal than 3
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>>1582996
I don't believe AI will get it back into golem
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>>1582996
Insert AI chip into sword
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>>1582999
But Horace pooped it out safely though.
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>>1582987
>>1582996
If I recall, Golem didn't use a weapon because his hands could attack two enemies at once. Like the spear that he never used. I'm not sure if that's still the case.
>>1582999
Don't worry, we'll just befixing you.
>>1583004
So yeah, store the chip until we can get it checked for not trying to kill us all, then let it get that sweet ass loot.
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>>1583004
k can we have our weapons now?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1583004
Assimilate the weapons
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>>1583010
nigga, you don't even have a body
the fuck are you doing
>>
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>>1583010
>>1583018
Oh hey was kinda giving you a chance there, but fuck it then.
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>>1583021
Oh boy...
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>>1583021
OP see if we can dual wield the axe and the greatsword
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>>1583021
mere chip can't assimilate, chinese influence is bad for me and my puns
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>>1583021
Hey Merchant, can we go get the AI chip checked because it's a stupidly insane dick?
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>>1583021
We wanted a body. Sorry, sir. Beep, boop. We thought this was the only way.
Beeeeep
I'd give puppy dog eyes if i had them.
https://youtu.be/XdofmoYcJNE
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>>1583035you know that's impossible, OP
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>>1583035
>Then how about stop being retards
Hm... This sounds awfully familiar.
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>>1583035
Yes, sir.
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>>1583038
this is why you die!
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>>1583042
you think?
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>>1583051
why do you lie to him
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>>1583052
please don't make me say the truth
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>>1583048
Sorry. I went to far with the assholery.
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>>1583056
do the noise anon...
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Oh yeah, weapon stats:
Vampire Decapitator: Does 7 damage per hit. Decap roll is now >=3. Yes. You must somehow roll an angry lion/cat thing. Or equal to or higher than 3, i dunno
Smasher of Fanged Fiends: Does 6 damage per hit. Head smash roll is >= 2
The Spike of Redemption: Does 6 damage. Also sets vampires on fire, the fire does 2 damage per turn
Guantlets of Power: Does 6 damage, causes bleeding which will make enemy loses 1 HP per turn. Also gives a +3 to attacking hit chance rolls
Golem sized great sword: a great sword that does 8 damage and cleaving chance of rolling a number that higher or equal than 3
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>>1583060
neat what's the next awards?
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>>1583060
Curious, are all these weapons the same weapons as ours, or are they separate?
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>>1583057
Well, we'll reinstall you at some point. Just stop doing insane things like that.
Also OP, what about the other set of rolls? What did that get us?
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>>1583071
They just magically replace your current ones.
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>>1583060
Let's take the Vampire Decapitator then, distribute the weapons as needed to whoever uses them
let's move onto the next set of rewards
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>>1583080
a major upgrade
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>>1583074
I'll be more sparing and less crippling. Some of that was pretty funny.
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>>1583096
I don't mind jokes just not stupid shit that fucks the party up
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>>1583096
It was until we were threatened with a potential base invasion, also it was really late into the long-ass thread so we were in less of a mood for it than usual.
>>
AND NOW FOR THE NEXT SET OF REWADS:
Wads
dickwads.
Anyway:
Joseph gets a shield that gives +3 to defending rolls
Jon gets a bandana that raises his Will to 14
Wilda gets a better cannon for her hat. Now her healing roll gets a +2
Horace gets a dinky parrying dagger that he can dual wield to get a +1 to defending. It doesn't add to the damage count.
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>>1583104
>Horace gets a dinky parrying dagger that he can dual wield to get a +1 to defending. It doesn't add to the damage count.
Ah. So that's what an average upgrade looks like.
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>>1583104
not bad, OP
I think we're about ready to save the game, but let's end with one final pose
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>>1583104
awesome!
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>>1583104
A better cannon, just as I wanted! Now there's less of a chance of me blowing someone's face when I try to heal them. But is it possible to sell off the two hats that lacks cannons that I have?
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>>1583096
Yes. You see, there's a line where I'll classify you as "retarded" and starts shitting out ways to kill you:
Okay tier:
- Dumb jokes that doesn't harm the party and party's progress
- Actions that move shit along
Not okay tier:
- Shit that harms the party
- Shit that halts progress
Because only I am allowed to do the two last ones.
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>>1583125
where am I located on that chart based on my overall perfomace?
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>>1583125
let me see that chart!
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>>1583125
Halting progess IS hilarious. The Bing smoke signal was art.
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>>1583125
There's a reason why the phone call was basically done without the need of a roll.Eldritch wi-fi is basically free and technically everywhere.
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>>1583137
Dawg you weren't even there for the most part to know how frustrating it got when you started pulling that out of the ass and they threatened a base invasion on us.
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>>1583144
I was here. Poor Gnarbles.
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>>1583128
I'll be generous and say almost in the red since when you fail it's mostly due to bad rolls. As the one time you truly messed up progress was when you started to attack Bob repeatedly during...like 2 threads back, I think. I'll give that some leeway since Bob is indeed a vampire.
>>1583119
"Sure"
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>>1583162
What aboutGAR
andRED RANGER
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>>1583162
Deal, so how much would the two hats give me, and what do you have for sale that I can use?
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>>
Sleep is a wonderful thing, i miss anything?
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>>1583162
Ask the Merchant if you can upgrade my armor to something more medieval/nordic like
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>>1583167
Barbs were the best.
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>>1583171
yah we killed mark
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>>1583170
I fell asleep at 2am ish. It wasnt intentional. I waited for my turn and then zzzzzzzz
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>>1583173
that's for sure.
we were best race
most culturar
with decent food
it was great, but then orcs found mystery box and ruined everything we worked so hard to achieve
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>>1583177
Awesome! Sorry i missed it, I had to finally sleep for staying up so late...
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>>1583180
>it was great, but then orcs found mystery box and ruined everything we worked so hard to achieve
So what happened?
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>>1583180
No kidding. Fuck orcs. They are responsible for everything wrong.
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>>1583180
you had to be taken down
even if it meant the king was needed
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>>1583171
A new vampire appeared, and died from a holy hand grenade.
I've revealed my true form, and slain Elder Mark as Bob watched on.
We set up a forward outpost out of Mark's clock tower, after dealing with the Golem trying to get us killed via artillery bombardment.
And now we're getting new loot before moving onto playing some vidya.
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>>1583197
that's why wan pan saved the day!
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>>1583202
Sorry, was posting in other threads outside /qst/.
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>>1583201
>Barbs were attacking everyone constantly and being really annoying.
So the same thing as what Gar and Golem were doing?
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>>1583167
>>1583167
>Gar
Truthfully. Gar was mostly annoying due to the constant capslock.
Progress wise you didn't actually mess up much, most of the time you did try to get things going.
But you do it by capslocking and cleaving random things like a retard.
So it's kinda half n half.
After the vampire turn, the party hampering is to be expected since you're in the enemy team.
Red Ranger's retardation level is up there
>>1583169
"Each hat can get you an item or a piece of equipment"
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>>1583208
yes
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>>1583209
WanPan sucked. He barely lasted a thread in aftermath
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>>1583211
Um op did you have fun running this? sorry if we annoyed you.
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>>1583211
but I held shift
fine, next time I'll get better helmet
>cleaving things at random
It worked on the gate!
>Red Ranger's retardation level is up there
I see it is as high as his beautiful smile. Well deserved.tho aside of punching some faggot at mansion I dunno what was wrong
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>>1583216
Accepting a bodyguarding job for a noble and starts by punching the noble in the face.
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>>1583218
He never enjoys this. His salt diet and pooing blood prevents it.
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>>1583220
You also got raped by an elf
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>>1583211
And what are the pieces of equipment on offer, then?Also, since Red Ranger was brought up, I guess I should say that this is the second time I fought a boss through rolling d100 dices.
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>>1583230
I THOUGHT WE ARE OVER THIS
LET HIM REST IN PIECES
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>>1583209
no one remembers hI'm
lies
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>>1583227
>wut, why?
Because he was a dumbass.
Then afterwards he got tricked into leaving his body.
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>>1583234
I broke his neck for you
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>>1583240
I honestly can't wrap my head around how something like this happened.
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>>1583235
you are only one and that dakimakura you made is one of the kind.
everyone cares only about orc orc chan
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>>1583243
I didn't make that
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>>1583243
>you are only one and that dakimakura you made is one of the kind.
Was this for real?
>everyone cares only about orc orc chan
Who's she?
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>>1583240
How bad was/is Bingie?
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>>1583218
No, everything is terrible and I'm being held at gunpoint to make this. call the police
>>1583249
Oh yeah fucking terrible, totally retarded.
And his hats were ugly
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>>1583248
it was this thing that OP made I think and how an Orc one punched a meteor.
Orc Orc chan is and Orc Idol
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>>1583252
OP, why are you pointing a gun at yourself
expand the image
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>>1583252
Uhhh Bingie is holding a gun to your head.so am i
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>>1583251
I didn't make it, I lack the technology
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>>1583257
Oh shit.
Iw as my own worse enemy the whole time.
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>>1583263
ok Op save Game I think we are done for this thread.
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>>1583262
Oh, so you just drew it on your bedsheet
sorry, that's even more sad
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>>1583263
hmm, now would be a good time to stop, OP
we ended at a good point
save game please
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>>1583263
OP! Just put the gun down, and let OP walk away, alright? He needs to do the adventure thingys here.
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>>1583271
No. OP must be stopped.
And as OP I must stop OP from OP'ing
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>>1583275
Wait! Ask yourself this, who's the real OP?
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>>1583274
>Bing Bingie was a golem from another adventure and he sometimes pops up as a hat bandit.
still more popular than wanpan
just remember the merchandise!
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>>1583275
wait Op who will avenge Op?
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>>1583275
inb4 punch self in face and thread is over
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>>1583275
Not before OP saves the thread! You know it to be true, OP. We need to set up the vidya games on the AI-less golem before that however.
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>>1583289
Is that a hat or a pompadour?
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>>1583295
Hat. The best hat.
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>>1583279
>>1583282
I, OP is the real OP who will OP.
In the end, OP was OP allong.
Oh and almost forgot
Wilda still has a choice of 2 items
And also
If you give a shit about barbarians, reply to this post with "I like rocks"
If you give a shit about orcs, reply with "I like tusks"
If you don't give a shit about both , reply to this post with "Barbarians and Orcs and by extent, their players, are secretly gay lovers"
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>>1583300>"Barbarians and Orcs and by extent, their players, are secretly gay lovers"
Isn't that canonical?
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>>1583300
I like rocks
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>>1583300
I like rocksand jerky, it's kingdom approved!
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>>1583300
I like Tusks
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>>1583300
Well, what does she have to pick from? And "I like rocks".
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>>1583300
>"Barbarians and Orcs and by extent, their players, are secretly gay lovers"
why change fact, OP
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>>1583312
>Well, what does she have to pick from?Rocks, tusks, and gay lovers?
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>>1583320
>why change fact, OPTruth is stranger than fiction.
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Let's see.
3 votes for Barbs
1 vote for Orcs
2 votes for neither
And so. By majority, I must declare:
Barbarians and Orcs and by extent, their players, are secretly gay lovers
>>1583312
Wilda get the choices of:
- Healing Rounds: does AoE heal
- 1 Holy Hand Grenade round: 1 shot that does 10 damage
- Armor upgrade: adds 5 HP
- A flail: flails around
Pick 2
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>>1583338
<majority
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>>1583339
I voted for
Barbarians and Orcs and by extent, their players, are secretly gay lovers
And OP 's vote counts for 2
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>>1583343biasso you are fujoshi then?
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>>1583343
ah the white vote
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>>1583344
Yes. I am secretly a self-mockingly pejorative Japanese term for female fans of manga and novels that feature romantic relationships between men. Ya got me.
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>>1583358
GASP
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>>1583358
W-w-what?*
(*"What" is English for "Nani")
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>>1583360
And for this, you must die.
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>>1583370for which time
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>>1583370
But OP, there's only so many images that can be posted left. Don't risk losing our images by posting daggers at us!
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>>1583373
u will die 4 ever
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>>1583388
But who is 'ever', and why will we die 4 him or her?
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>>1583388
I gotta sleep
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>>1583388
nah, it was over 4 times, sorry I need to go
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>>1583390
I don't know, stop asking questions.
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>>1583405
Well, anyway, I'll take the Healing Rounds, as well as the armour upgrade, with the latter being transparent so that Wilda's appearance doesn't change from it.
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>>1583414
Nametagging, to clarify who I am.
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>>1583418
>>1583414
Very well. Wilda takes the armor upgrade and the healing rounds.
Gaem
Saevd
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>>1583421
Guess it time to boot up the Hola Reach on the golem, then, and prepare for a break from this adventure.Also, why do I feel like Wilda's Limiter is actually a pair of enchanted, uh, panties/bloomers.
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>>1583429
>spoilers
now that's just heretical thinking
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>>1583433
I mean, given what she looks like in her true, and not-true forms, it is a logical conclusion.But I kinda want to have it changed,
or at least a 'different' form that is less likely to get Wilda shanked by more zealot-like Hunters for showing her true power.
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>>1583440
Oh that's just her phase 1 form
Other forms are much stupider
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>>1583447
Which is exactly the problem, she's all over the place. By having a more focused, 'perfect' form, she can bring the pain to the vampires without being a eldritch equivalent of spaghetti.
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>>1583463
But I like spaghetti
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>>1583472
There's always a time and place for it, but this time period isn't really one of those times. And hey, not like her 'perfect' form is actually her true form, just a form that better fits her other, not-so-eldritch self.
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>>1583492
But you see. anime and vidya game law dictates that monsters and final bosses-tier monsters gets more monstrous with their subsequent forms then suddenly turns into a humanoid for their final one.
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>>1583498
Well th- Actually that's true. Does that mean her 'perfect' form is actually her true final form?
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>>1583505
Yeah probably.
Or maybe her final form is a tiny fish, i dunno.
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>>1583510
Guess she just need to reach that form through mastery of her other forms to find out...
Also, here's a edit of >>1581411, since it is basically a team pic that was missing the Golem. And also, make sure to check the /v/ermin thread in /v/, if you can. It's about to start.
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>>1583519
shure
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>>1583519
Oh and Horace's right eye was actually part of Oswell's hat.
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>>1583534
Oh, right. I'll make sure to fix it soon-ish.
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>>1583065
Hey, I wasn't that bad of a co-pilot. I just... Wasn't around to really do much.
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>>1584195
And that is why you are literally worse than 9/11
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>>1584200
fug
brb, off to go turn myself into the cia, fbi, and isis
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>>1584244
Yeah you do that. Lovechild of Hitler and Satan
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>>1583519
>And also, make sure to check the /v/ermin thread in /v/, if you can. It's about to start.
Was that something? Was there something related to the quest there?
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>>1584361
No. It has absolutely nothing to do with the quest.
It's just a /v/ thing
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>>1584371
Oh, alright.
I'm surprised there aren't more people REEing in it.
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>>1584400
Hey/ /v/ is a very classy place my friend
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>>1584409
>Hey/ /v/ is a very classy place my friend
>classy
lol
I was referring to them complaining about the existence of quests and stuff. I haven't seen any in the threads when I browsed through them.
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>>1584466
Mostly because the /v/ermin threads has an actual program backing them
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>>1582910If it's too late, I at least want the box.
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>>1586217
You get a picture of the box
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>>1586407
Oh come on.
You know this is just gonna waste time next thread.
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>>1586530
I know
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