Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 13

>>1576821
Bully Horace by punching him in the face. Non-lethally.

>>1576821
Greetings friends

>>1576821
>>1576822
Accept face punches.

Unit online.

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>>1576822
>>1576824
"ow" - Horace probably

>>1576823

>>1576826

Archives say that Hunters supposed to level up at start of the thread cause battle have been ended.

>>1576826
Continue beatings as we check up on the general state of our party. We have stuff to gain through leveling up.

>>1576826
Master Mark should I go fetch the horrors from level 0?

>>1576826
Initiate upgrades.
>>1576821
>>1576829
Yep.

>>1576828
Previous thread linked.

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>>1576830
>>1576829
>>1576829
>>1576833
Upgrades you say? Could this be refering to the fabled level up of legends?

>>1576832
>>1576832
"Sure"

>>1576836
Affirmative

>>1576836
Go to the cellar and look around for horrors

>>1576836
my phone blows, it won't tell me that you had a thread!

>>1576836
The kind that the fabled 'Adventure thing party' gained in their short-lived journey.

Also, steal Horace's feather from his cap.

>>1576836
>Could this be refering to the fabled level up of legends?
Yes, THOSE legends.

My face is slowly being covered by the punches.

>>1576833
By the way, do you want to get your threads archived on sup/tg/?

>>1576840
How'd you find it out, Auditer?
To be honest you're already on time.

>>1576844
I just happen to check twitter atm

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>>1576837
>>1576841
>>1576842
Now it's just a simple task of pressing the level up button...

>>1576840
Your phone obviously suck all the penis

>>1576842
>By the way, do you want to get your threads archived on sup/tg/?
Sure why not.

But to start archiving now would mean it'd miss earlier threads right?

>>1576839
Rememebr to use protection

>>1576847
Pressing button with stretchy arms designed by Ivan Longarmed (tm)

>>1576847
Horace's closest, he could press the button for us. If he doesn't, I'll take his feath-
>>1576848
-oooor that. Guess I'll take his feathers anyway.

>>1576847
Bob's wearing armor

>>1576847
Steal Joseph's hat.

>>1576847
>Now it's just a simple task of pressing the level up button...
Push the button.

>>1576845
Nice. Do you have a subscription to his Twitter?

>>1576847
>But to start archiving now would mean it'd miss earlier threads right?
Yeah, threads 6+ can still be archived.
I was going to suggest it earlier, but I kept forgetting because I was in multiple quests at the time.

>>1576854
yah

>>1576847
Op is it possible to fill that rent space at all?

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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1576848
Roll 1d10 to press button

>>1576854
>Yeah, threads 6+ can still be archived.
Well go ahead if you want to.

I save everything in a .zip after every thread

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1576858
>1d10

What's that transparent face of Todd Howard I think?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1576858

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1576857
I dunno, roll 1d10

>>1576858
>Well go ahead if you want to.
Alright. Do you want any specific descriptions or tags for it?

>>1576858
Staple a photo of brobat on top of "this space for rent"

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1576861

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1576858
Please consider providing monetary support after this beautiful display of pushing buttons.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1576858
Somehow, there's a presence of f̶̭̝̪̰̣͒͂̔͗͡͠a̶̢̨̺͖͕̬̠͐̓̈́̒̿̾̚͞l̨͕̝̯̳̖̹̥̽̈́͐͌͆͒͢ș̶̛̟̥̫̰̍̏̀͋͋́̆̈́e̶̢̡̛͓̫͖̗̜̿̑̓̑͢͜͡ḩ̡̩̟͚͍̹̙́͑͛̂̌͘͘͝ō͕̘̤̣̽̎̀̈́o̟̣̘̱̖̼̰͉̯͋̄̇̎̀̉͌̐d̵̞̰̪̟̟̾́̈́̊͐̄ṡ̢̯̳̻͖́̊͊̌̌͗̕ a̶̡̛͓̹͇̠̳̜̓̍͑̍̾́͘͝n̷̝͖̜̫̤̗̋̿̓͌͋͜͜ḑ̵̝̱̦͎͛͊̿̏͐̐̉̚͞͝ ģ̵̥͚̤̙̬̪̈̾̑̀̇̋̋͘͢͠͞r̸͍͖̬̯͙̔͋̔̄͘͝e̷̺͖̹̫͕̼̋̉̌̔͒̚e̙̦̭͆̍̄̏͟͝͡d͓̝̜͔̘͚̎͋̓͌̀͆̀͗͟͢͡͠ in this image. We should make haste in hitting the level-up button.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1576861
>>1576864

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1576858
casuals, the lot of you

>>1576870
I can't help it, I have a narrow urethra!

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>>1576863


>>1576859
"Buy Fallout 4 and Skyrim. Again"

>>1576862
go nuts with whatever you want

Just have notapaladin as one of the tags so I can find it easy

>>1576873
how many tries do I get op?

>>1576873
let's level up, OP
>>1576870
I already rolled 5+ here

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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1576874
Let's ask the dice

>>1576873
>go nuts with whatever you want
>Just have notapaladin as one of the tags so I can find it easy
Got it.

On another note, do boons exist in this quest?

>>1576873
>"Buy Fallout 4 and Skyrim. Again"
Todd Howard, you devilish merchant you.

>>1576876
neat
ok ready to roll against me again?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1576877
>do boons exist in this quest
Boons as in quest rewards or boons as in baboons.

Mutant Vampire Baboons

>>1576878
>>1576878

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1576879
jesus op

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1576876
>>1576878
We're rolling for the Hunters' Rent Space, right?
>>1576880
Nice.

>>1576879
Both.
Also boons obtainable for stuff like archiving, linking, drawfagging and stuff.

>>1576880
>>1576879
do I get the rent space?

>>1576876
AHEM. STEAL JOSEPH'S HAT.

>>1576887
>>1576876
BLOCK THAT SHIT NIGGA

>>1576887
If you really try to do that, I̢̠̭̣̖͔͂̈́̉̀̀̎̏̽̐̚͜ͅ'͈̹͖͔͑̐̓̏̆̽̂̔̉͠ͅl͇͖͇̣̺̆̀̈͒̕͟l̸͖̠̤̣̘̗͎͑͋͆͂͗͟͡͡ t̢͓̥̺͇̀͆͌̓̍̄̈́̕͜á̘̦̥̖̻̖͂̆̾̂͗͘k̵̡͓̻̭͖̬̭̏̓́̇̕͝e̷͔̙̥̳͓̬̙̊̾̏̃͑̚͢͡͞͝ y̠̻̺̬̝̗̾̀̊̄̚ỏ̸̘̫̖̫̍̎̄͋̉͑̕u̡͉̺͚͎̔̽͑̄͌̑̊͢͟r̴̡̼͉̰̿̉̆̈́̀̀̿͘͜ w̷̳͕͇̳̼͍̺̽̈́̐́̄̇̚a̢̧̦͎͇̦͆͆͐̏̽͊͐͛̕i̴̡̝͉̙͙͗͐̂́͆́̓͆ͅf̢͖̬̜̣̗͕̼̀̒̄̾́͡͞u̸̫̩̩̜͈̘̗͕̻͂̃̈́͂̀͗̕͜͝.̨̛̰͚͙̮̪̩̝̻͆̉͋͟͞͞
̵͍̻̙̩̼̀̍͗̃̍
͖̭̤̗͇̮̾͑̌̌͒̃͐͑͊͟͝A̢̢͈̦̜̼͓̭̔͆̂͆̾͆̒̚͟͢͞͠ṉ̢̛̈́̈́͘͢͟͜͞ḋ̘̬̙͖͚̋̇̓͝ y̫̭̳̣͍͓͎̓͌̀̎́̀̉͘͜͢͝ͅó̢͕̱͚̰͕͕̀̊̽̒́͢u̢̞̟͓͙̜̮͈͂̉̆͐̈̽̍͋r̶̬͙̖̜̿͛̽̾͐͒͟͞͝ ḷ̛̺͚̮͉͙̊̏̄̐͆̇̚̚͢i͈̤̩͚̍̉̄̐͐͑̔̍͂͢f̶̡̺͕̦̦͗́̓̒̀̄͘͢ế̷͍̥͓͓͔̮̘̳̥͌̽̄̐͟͡-̨̡̢̢̞͚̭̟̯̀̈́͐͊͋̈́͗̋̃͜͠f̨̨̟̹͇̓͑̈̏̆̎̚͘͡ư̴̳̜͔̺̟͓͛̆̔̓̇͆̕.̨̛̭̯͎̝͔͊̐̃͗́̋͘͠

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Okay so everyone gets 2 stats points to increase whatever they want.

Except for Oswell, who has a red buton next to him for some reason.

>>1576884
No. Defender's advantage.hurr hurr hurr

>>1576882
>boons obtainable for stuff like archiving, linking, drawfagging and stuff.
So everytime that happens.

Baboons appear. I see.

>>1576891
Question:
What does special stat affects?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1576889
Fuck off eldrtich nigger. I named you.
>>1576888
Rollan

>>1576891
then let's roll again

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1576891
two into power
that's about it, OP
MUH HAT
CHESTOOOOOOOOO

>>1576892
The specials

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1576891
>Okay so everyone gets 2 stats points to increase whatever they want.
Dump it in Speed.

>So everytime that happens.
Is that how often we get it, or is that a supposition?
I got the idea from how Fallout QM does it for his quest, which does a pretty good job at encouraging user contributions.

>>1576887
>>1576896
Also blocking.

>>1576897
Increased damage from cannon and better stretchy arms?

>>1576891
I say two into Power. Gotta hit hard to break some bones.

>>1576894
C̥͉͙̦̪̮͔̗̔͆͊̔͒̔̈́̐͡ȩ̢̛͈̪͎̤͓͇̮͖̉̎̚͘͠͞ā̸̧̡̢̜̭͇̖̬̉̑̔̌͠š̘̣̩͙̠͉̯̠́͑̂e̴̡̡͕̘̝̹̳̒̃̎̑͛͟͟͠.

>>1576895
>>1576898
>I got the idea from how Fallout QM does it for his quest, which does a pretty good job at encouraging user contributions.
So explain how that works

>>1576898
>>1576896
>>1576891
HORACE
THANK YOU FOR THE INTERCEPT

>>1576898
>10
>>1576894
>10

Fuck. Ain't nobody win.

>>1576899
No, specials.

>>1576905
What are specials?

>>1576905
then let me be a Vampire Puncher so I can show them these specials!

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>>1576895


>>1576904
Obviously that means OP gets the hat instead

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1576908

>>1576908
Pull back attack on OP

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1576909
Ya got 1 chance left

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1576908
Thankfully that's only the nose-hat that OP stole.

>>1576911
Also rolling to graffiti the vampire's space.

>>1576902
>So explain how that works
So Fallout QM has it so that after every X number of times his threads are archived, someone makes fan art, provides maps or screenshots of stuff, and other stuff he thinks would be worthwhile, he gives a boon which is effectively the same as a positive crit. With his own discretion on how it works out because he's harsh like that.
He mostly does it to encourage user contribution, and probably because he's lazy.
Players normally bank it for negative crits because his quest's negative crits is fairly harsh, because it runs on the Genieverse dice system and stuff.

>>1576903
No problem. Honestly I don't know what he was going to do with the hat besides possibly keeping it like he did with Gar.
>>1576904
>Ain't nobody win.
>nobody
Nobody you say?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1576911
goddamnit
fucking damnit

>>1576914
>>1576911
Hurray!
Make Vampire Puncher, Name him Manny

>>1576914
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!

>>1576912
Y u do dis Wilda

>>1576913
Yeah. OP won. He's a nobody.
>>1576908
Bargain with the fairy for my clearly legit box of DLC's.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1576908
>>1576909

>>1576913
Also the boon system was originally implemented because he couldn't run Fallout: New Vegas too well at the time for some neat screenshots of certain places.
>>1576879
There's also in-quest boons, but I forget how they're earned.

>>1576918
>Yeah. OP won. He's a nobody.
Good one.

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>>1576915
>>1576912

>>1576922
Brobat isnt a fag

>>1576922
can we actually level up now?
two into power

>>1576922
why you do this Op
why you break-a my dreams

>>1576923
I aint the one graffiti-ing it

>>1576922
Dump into Speed.

Is the Vampire Puncher going to be a character, or whoever Auditer wanted it to be?

>>1576925
"The dream is dead", as said by world renowned philosopher and intellectual: Onslaught from MvC

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>>1576927
I dunno, who wants to stare at the character select screen again.

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>>1576917
>>1576923
Because while Hunters smoke fags, Vampires smoke cock.

>>1576922
Also, yeah. Put two stats into Power, as said before.

>>1576928
fuck that dude, tired of that dude and his magnitism and psychic powers!

>>1576929
What are specials?

>>1576929
me

>>1576929
just let Auditer choose Vampire Puncher, OP

>>1576929
Why not a vampire puncher?

As in a vampire who punches

>>1576929
I'll still be Horace, if that's what you mean.

>>1576932
You mean the stat or what abilities you get?

>>1576929
Wait, what's that off in the far right? Past the Armoured Hunter?

>>1576932
Special abilities and movvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeesssssssssssss.

All hunters have the default special of Intimidate

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>>1576934
Good.

You may now stare at it.

>>1576939
I ahve no idea whatchu talkkin aboot

>>1576938
>You mean the stat or what abilities you get?
stat
>>1576940
So what will happen if that stat will increase?

>>1576941
those are the secret mystery box characters
show them OP
unless there's not any new ones from last time

>>1576943
Easier to do those specials. What else.

>>1576941
The black thing, in the far right edge, in the centre. And not the mystery box in the bottom right, the two might be separate things.

>>1576940
well I choose Vampire puncher
>>1576941
and name him Rithiko

>>1576939
>>1576941
>I ahve no idea whatchu talkkin aboot
All the extra characters.

>>1576943
Increases the probability of the special succeeding, actually increasing the attributes is a skill upgrade to my memory. Bob does it all the time with that OP Beast Screech of his.

>>1576945
Increase special by 2 points for this unit.

>>1576947
What kind of dumbass name is Rithiko

>>1576948
It was only OP, because Bob had to literally suck on Mark to get strong enough for it to be powerful enough to succeed.

>>1576951
ok name him... Samuel

>>1576951
it's a dumb weeb name, OP
he should be the Weeb Vampire Puncher

>>1576951
>>1576953
Or even better Derrurr
that should make you happy

>>1576952
Heh. It still works normally, his Special is comparable to most of our Will. It's mostly powerful because everyone has to roll against the same attack.

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>>1576956
So it's only powerful, because it is basically a AoE attack, and more than half the party have less will than a little girl. Got it.

>>1576955

What kind of dumbass name is Derrurr

>>1576960
Ayyyy.
Yep.

>>1576961
fuck fine, Samuel it is then

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>>1576964
One last confirmation for prosperity.

YA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE?

>>1576965
Wait, who's that new guy on the bottom right? Is that a Sentai?

>>1576965
OH SHIT
WHO IS THAT WEEB SENTAI HUNTER

>>1576965
Oh, nevermind. It's just a skeleton. Kinda redundant given how I'm here for the spooks.

Also is that a Power Ranger down there?

>>1576965
I-I sentia warrior!?
I ..... must go with The Sentai

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>>1576971
Whoops too late.

Cursor already stuck on punchy man

>>1576965
>>1576971
>>1576973
Proposal:
Kamen Hunter is cameo of new upcoming series which made by our dear friends at ManletRider Productions.
It would be very benefitial to have it be represented in this adventure, please, consider your support to ManletRider Productions.

>>1576973
oh well guess the world will have to deal with Jon the Vampire Puncher

>>1576975
Voice module installed on this unit was provided by Eastern Colonists of Crab Islands.

>>1576973
The Busy Orc never confirmed at that time that he wanted Punchy McPunchalot, but whatever goes, goes.

>>1576930
Curious, what do you plan on doing with that extra Power? Power or Speed is normally used for attacks and defense.

>>1576973
>>1576975
Are these our sponsors?

>>1576821
>just noticed Oswell's waifu
>also notice Wilda's whatever the fuck
OP you put so many little details.
My heart goes doki-doki

>>1576980
You should go see a doctor about that

>>1576979
>Are these our sponsors?
Super Robot Pilot Studio and ManletRider Productions, are new crossover DLC featured in Vampire Hunter adventure to promote their franchises

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Alright.

What the fuck where the stats choices again.

Everyone gets 2.

Except for Jon, due to level scaling, he gets 8 points

>>1576981
either give me my KAMEN HUNTER or Let's Get Punchy with Jonathan McPunch

>>1576984
2 in power

>>1576984
2 in Speed.
Soon I will obtain speeds that Sanic Hunter will be proud of.

>>1576984
HIT THAT BUTTON QM

>>1576984
Jon Will have 5 in special and 3 in health

ManletRider Productions is really disappointed with current unfolding situation, and asks reconsider, otherwise they won't even get into funding list.
>>1576984
2 in S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

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>>1576979
Well, Power is used for attack, and since Wilda is a melee-focused character, going power works for her. That, and it'll increase further when she unleashes her ţ̙͉͕̰̠̖̋̓̀̃̆͛͛͂̓r̹̻̟̻̥͗͗͐́͛̀̂̿̚͜͢͜ù̶̢̯̝̞̒͌͌͒͐͜͠ȩ̛̪̮͍̰͍̹̍̓̀̽̌́̀ f̶̧̧̛̦̣͙͖̊̋̈́̇͆̀͒͜͜͝ͅo̩̤͇̝͎͋́̏̈́͘r̵͖̤͈̮̳̺͚̳̤̐͌̆͒̂͂͛͝m̴̡̳͈̥̯͗̏́̓̐͞.

>>1576980
I noticed the spooks with Wilda before, but I didn't see Oswell's JoJo reference until you noticed it.

>>1576984
As said before and before, 2 into Power.

>>1576992
>JoJo reference
What if I told you anything that had to do with spirits attached to people isn't automatically a Jojo ref

>>1576993
ok it's a shaman king refrence

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Rolled 3 (1d4)

plonk

And since Jon the Vampire Puncher just spawned with no upgraded equipment.

My dice roll will determine how many stuff the Hunter Merchant will give him

>>1576980
>>1576992
>I noticed the spooks with Wilda before, but I didn't see Oswell's JoJo reference until you noticed it.
Me neither. My screen's way too dark for that, nor did I know that was even a JoJo reference.

>>1576992
>Well, Power is used for attack, and since Wilda is a melee-focused character, going power works for her.
Speed or Power is used for attack and defense, they're interchangeable for the most part with the exception of context-specific actions. Still, nobody beside Oswell has the same level of stats, and the QM did mention something interesting might happen when Speed and Power is the same. So it'd be interesting to see what happens when you go for that.

>>1576992
just making sure, but you do know your abilities for Wilda, right?

>>1576996
oh boy

>>1576996
I would like weapons that give + power
shin and arm gaurds for +health and a bandana that give +will

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>>1576993
Hey, at least I'm not saying that Jon the Vampire Puncher is a JoJo reference, like most people compare fast-punching blokes to. He's a Fist of the North Star reference

>>1577000
I do. But because I can, doesn't mean I must at this very moment.

>>1576996
>>1576989
You have just enough HP to survive a single hit from Mark, nice.

>>1577003
just checkin
god knows when you might have to pull our collective asses out of the fire

>>1577003
Obviously I must go the third way

And make him a G Gundam reference instead.

Or an Ali

>>1577005
That's going to happen as soon as Mark and Bob reach their final forms.
Which reminds me, should we be gunning for Mark or try exploring more of the 3rd floor first?

>>1577006
>Ali reference
So the Vampire Puncher is against race mixing then

>>1577008
As all hunters should.

>>1577010
SHINE PINGAH!

>>1577007
I'm certain that the third floor of this tower is basically cleared. We only have the top of the tower to go, which will basically be a fight with Mark, and whatever he has planned.

Also, OP, since the Hunter Merchant is giving Jon free stuff, can we buy stuff from him?

>>1577013
we shouldn't waste time, I think we can beat Mark
we just have to not waste our combos

AY MERCHANT LEMME BROWSE YOUR WARES

>>1577010
>>1577010
That's why every Vamp, Ghoul or Vampbeast we come around must be murdered at instant.
I hope this procedure was always fullfilled, right hunters? HQ expects stellar results from you.

>>1577013
>I'm certain that the third floor of this tower is basically cleared. We only have the top of the tower to go, which will basically be a fight with Mark, and whatever he has planned.
We're still in the main mansion to my memory. There's the 4th floor to this, then the Clockwork Tower.

>>1577014
>>1577010
Hey QM, how much more powerful does Mark get when he reaches his final form?

>>1577016
...Yup.
Except for maybe Bob. We did beat up a handicapped vamp though.

>>1577019
Without remorse. Death to all vamps.
Glory to the Reich.

>>1577022
Okay but Bob has a plush though.
That makes him invaluable.
QM show us the Bob plush.

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Alright, first things first:

Vampire Puncher may choose 1 from each of these 3 categories
Knuckles:
- Upgraded Knuckles: +4 Power and does 4 damage
- Spiked Knuckles: +3 Power and does 3 damage, but causes bleeding
- Heavy Knuckles: +4 Power and does 3 damage, but can cause stun
Guards:
- Shin Guards: +3 health
- Spiked Shin Guards: +2 health, has chance to harm opponents when they fail an attack roll
- Arm Guards: +2 health and +1 Power
Misc items:
- Bandana: +3 Will
- Magic beans: Each gives 1 revive

>>1577019
There were no exceptions registered in orders from HQ.
Any interaction with Vampire, Ghoul, Vambeast and etc must result in their imminent death. Any other end result will be reported to HQ and will affect your future as a Hunter.

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>>1577024

>>1577022
You mean glory to the Kingdom, or whatever the current state rules over most places. After the King died, I kinda lost track.

>>1577027
>>1577026
HOW IS THAT NOT AN EXCEPTION TO HQ!
Think of all the money we can make selling these things man.

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>>1577025
"Welp, the puncher's retarded. Who else wants some stuff"

>>1577031
me, OP
Axe/cleaver upgrade, armor upgrade, hat upgrade

>>1577030
You are free to change your job to the toy maker and then proceed with filling necessary papers and meet the HQ subdivision to approve this plush toy for sale.
Regular Hunter doesn't have such freedom.
Only exception I can find in my archives is Stuffed Enemy Bosses, but for that you need to remove all innards and replace it with feathers.

>>1577025
Spiked knuckles
Arm gaurds
magic beans

>>1577025
Ay lemme get
>Heavy Knuckles
>Shin Guards
>Bandanda

>>1577031
Got anything for a mace-using girl, who may or may not be a Eldritch Horror?

>>1577031
>>1577034
I was thinking

>>1577035
>>1577025
fuck disregard this I though he fell asleep or something

>>1577031
Hello, Merchant. HQ said to say Hi.
Any upgrade clearance?

>>1577033
>Only exception I can find in my archives is Stuffed Enemy Bosses, but for that you need to remove all innards and replace it with feathers.
Shit man, let's do this!

By the way, you still have that Spear, Sword, and Hammer right?
Which weapons are you using out of those?

>>1576996
Are we having skill upgrades too?

>>1577033
Well at least I have options after all this is over.
Also I have...or had a romantic fling with a supernatural entity.
Is that against regulations?

>>1577041
>Are we having skill upgrades too?
Ehhhhh, nah. Skill upgrades is next level.

Except for Puncher, since he needs to choose 3 skills as he level scales up to the party

>>1577044
>had a romantic fling with a supernatural entity.
Sure.

A "fling"

>>1577047
>A "fling"
Do time paradoxes or reality distortions count?

>>1577050
No.

As far as the world is concerned, there was no romance whatsoever

>>1577041
>Shit man, let's do this!
Sadly amount of feathers is extremely limited in this location. Unless source is found, such operation is impossible.
>>1577044
Your sexual activity is not under HQ jurisdiction. But you will be forced to go thru cleanse ordeal as you get back, so regular population will be not endangered by whatever germs you could've pick up.

>>1577051
I hit that shit like Mike Tyson dawg.
You don't even know.
stop laughing at me

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"Alright. I got some double headed axe blades, big spiked maces, armor upgrades, hat upgrades and general equipment, who wants what?"

says the Hunter Merchant

>>1577054
Do you have any super special upgrades for Will?

>>1577054
Is that hammer supposed to be used like a tool or weapon?

>>1577054
Any upgrade installation clearance?

>>1577052
Hey, Mr. Roboto, What about me? I'm techinally not a part of the hunting party, but they're killing the same people who caused the whole eternal night thing, so I'm tagging along.

>>1577054
The spiked mace and hat upgrade sounds nice. What exactly is there on offer related to that?

>>1577054
Double headed axe for more damage
Let's see if there's any cool hat upgrades available for Joseph since Wilda took the cannon hat

If not, something that increases power

>>1577056
That hammer is what the merchant use to reforge weapons

>>1577059
You realize you can only hit them with one axe head at a time, right? It doesn't do more damage to have two.

>>1577053
>stop laughing at me
How does it feel to have loved in another timeline?

>>1577059
>Let's see if there's any cool hat upgrades available for Joseph since Wilda took the cannon hat
Upgraded Nose Hat?

>>1577062
Oh, sweet. So we can make our own modifications to our own weapons if we take it, or was that what he's using as the display icon for reforging?

Can I get a horse?

>>1577064
it's for aesthetic purposes, I already know that I have to take a skill to hit two people at once

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>>1577065
>How does it feel to have loved in another timeline?

>>1577054
Got any holy hand grenades?

>>1577058
>Hey, Mr. Roboto, What about me? I'm techinally not a part of the hunting party, but they're killing the same people who caused the whole eternal night thing, so I'm tagging along.
My entire archives can't tell anything about your existence, therefore I listed you myself as "anomaly". Because it is clearly the first time HQ came in contact with something like you.
I'll record your actions and will provide them to HQ. The rest is unknown, but hopefully your readiness to the cause will impress HQ.

>>1577070
Don't hurt Primordial Loli-Chan she's a good...child?

>>1577071
She seems like vital asset to the current team, therefore no hostile actions will be taken toward her.

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>>1577055
"How about I wrap your hat with a rune inscribed cloth to increase your Will stat by 3"

>>1577057
"I can stick more metal plates onto ya to increase HP"

>>1577058
"Upgraded spike mace will give you a damage boost and increase head smash chance. Hat upgrade generally increases health"

>>1577059
"Yes, the new blade can give you an increase in damage dealt. Or I can shove a cannon into your current hat too"

>>1577065
>Can I get a horse?
"No"

>>1577069
"Yes"

>>1577073
>"I can stick more metal plates onto ya to increase HP"
This will suffice. Please, proceed with upgrade.

>>1577073
>"How about I wrap your hat with a rune inscribed cloth to increase your Will stat by 3"
Fug yeah.
Lemme look fly as fuck.

>>1577073
Hat rune wrap and a holy hand grenade, please.
Two, if you've more than one.

>>1577069
>>1577073
This reminds me, since we have some new team members without Bibles, I'll give a spare Bible to each of them. Praise be to our Lord and Savior.
Can I get a cross? How do we obtain more holy water, can we bless it on our own?

>>1577073
Jon is done upgrading right? His stuff was upgraded already due to power scaling?

>>1577073
The mace sounds fun, and I'll take the armoured hat upgrade if taking two things is possible.

>>1577073
we're looking for a more damaging axe
one that does 5 damage at least
or a longer axe, like a poleaxe or a halberd

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>>1577076
"Of course. Here you go. That grenade deals 10 damage to a vampire. Use it wisely hunter whom I totally have no familial relations with"

>>1577074
>>1577077
>>1577078
>>1577079
>>1577080
>>1577080
"And now for the rest of you....whooops, sorry, Free handout time has juuuuust finished. Now you need to pay 1 gold each for what you want"

>>1577082
oh come on
we'll buy stuff then
let's get that poleaxe/halberd, it's gotta do 5 damage though

>>1577082
Check my hull and see what you would will to purchase in exchange for upgrade.

>>1577082
Are you s̷͍͙͈͇̥̫̫͈͐̋͛̒̓̃̇ͅͅe̞̮͚̺̐̓̐͗͛͢͡͡r̶̢̢̠̳̪̳͔͛̊̾̔͛̚͜͞ͅi̷̧̛̗̼̼͙̪̼̓̈́̒͐͜o̶̡̢͈͈̗̖͋̾̃̌͋̒͠͞ụ̢̬͙̞̣͒̌͐̌͐̾ŝ̖͔̣̻̺̒̒̒̀̋̽͆͜ͅ?! Well, check our inventory to see how much we have. And make sure nobody buys anything before that.

Can I give my party my retirement gold I have stashed in my blouse?

>>1577082
>Now you need to pay 1 gold each for what you want"
Just as suspected. How much gold do we have now?
I'd like to purchase a cross. Can I purchase any other priestly equipment or garbs since I converted harder to our religion after our last meeting with you as Totally Not Satan and my near death experience using a Bible as some protection?

>>1577079
>>1577078
>>1577074
So here's a spare Bible Golem, Jon, and Wilda.

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The party currently has:

zero gold.

>>1577090
... Fuck. We didn't get any from our previous fights?

>>1577090
GODDAMN JEWS I TELL YA

>>1577090
OP, I'll opt to trade in my current axe for a better one

>>1577090
Well, we didn't loot the dining hall and the bodies left behind. Let do that, and return to buy the stuff we want.

>>1576821
>>1577090
>>1577094
Yeah, let's do that.

>>1577090
Wilda, reach into that hole next to "gold" to pull out some gold.
Because Wilda has the smallest hands.

>>1577096
this

>>1577090
>>1577086

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>>1577094
>>1577098
Looting and poking around the golem's hull reveals:

3 gold

>>1577099
Wow.

>>1577099
Use them for armor upgrade.

>>1577082
Ok I'll take an upgrade to my arm gaurds +2
a plus to my weapons +3
and a bandana +3 to my will

>>1577099
Let's get that big axe upgrade, OP

>>1577096
I don't stick my limbs into stray holes, since that's how bad things happen. If you're so desperate, how about you do it?

>>1577099
Buying the spiker mace and armoured hat upgrades. As well, do we have any junk that we can sell to the merchant?

>>1577099
Can we go treasure hunting?

>>1577105
>As well, do we have any junk that we can sell to the merchant?
Golem's got that cocaine if he wants to, Oswell has a bunch of knives that we rarely use, as do the rest of us to lesser degrees. Same goes for stakes.

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>>1577102
Oh hey

The puncher used up all the gold in one go. Leaving none left for the others.

>>1577099
ok then when done can ai get my ability choices, op?

>>1577108
bwawuh?

>>1577108
the fuck nigga
>>1577102
what are you doing idiot
if you don't upgrade all members of your party, we're gonna do terrible

>>1577108
Fuck.

>>1577112
fuck sorry guys>>1577108
my nad

>>1577107
>>1577108
Let check our inventory properly, to see what we can sell off.

Also, I say sell back the grenade. It seems to be worth 3 gold according to the transaction.

>>1577108
EVERYBODY TURN OUT YOUR POCKETS!
HORACE SPREAD YOUR ASS APART!

>>1577116
Git fukked, it's my grenade.
Also, he probably won't do a refund.

>>1577113
I'm sorry, I didn't know we had no money, I mean Op said we had none then 3 and now I used it, I thought my previous post was n/a.

>>1577117
I already spreaded it out for the last time we went to the merchant, I don't have much left.

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>>1577119
Too baad. These are the current stats now.

>>1577120
>>1577118
>>1577118
>>1577116
I have magic beans I could sell

>>1577120
Reach deep inside yourself and pull out all you can muster my friend.
You may want some gloves and lube though.

>>1577118
It isn't used goods. I swear, give it back or I will b̷̮͚͎̼͔͕̱͇̖̌̃̉̒̾̏̔̋͞ü̵͈̙̱̠̳̹͙̟͓̋̏̚̚l̺̮͎̬̜͍̉̓́̂͘̚͢l̝̘͇̺̰͍̯̗͖̻͆͐͆̓̓̂̒͡͝ỵ̷̬̠̳̗̠̮̆̾̔̇̎͒̂̂͘͜͞ͅ you to near-death.

>>1577121
god damn it
I want to actually do damage

>>1577121
Wow, Jon has a lot of stats.

>>1577121
how many magic beans do I have? can I sell them?

>>1577125
What, doing 3 per hit isn't enough for you?

>>1577127
3.

Sure.

But since they're free, you'll be selling them for 0 each

>>1577128
obviously not, I just want a bigger axe that does 5 per hit, OP

>>1577121
can I exchange cocaine for armor?

>>1577130
Bruh are you holding?

>>1577128
can I exchange beans for upgrades for my companions?

>>1577128
How much would it be to sell back that holy hand grenade? We need the ability to do more damage over the long term than just a single, avoidable blast of damage.

>>1577130
>>1577131
>>1577121
hold up
how much gold can we get from that one cocaine bag
if it's enough to let us upgrade all of us, then we'll do that

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>>1577130
Sure.

With upgraded armor, the first hit the Golem recieves in battle will always be 0 damage. Anything afterwards is fair game though.

>>1577132
Let's ask the dice
1: Yes
2: No

>>1577124
Pls no bully
>>1577133
But also, 0 gold, because free >>1577128

>>1577134
We'd get about 2 gold pieces per gram of cocaine if my math is write.

>>1577135
>With upgraded armor, the first hit the Golem recieves in battle will always be 0 damage. Anything afterwards is fair game though.
Acknowledged.

>>1577135
ok if my party is cool with this then I trade my beans for my parties upgrades.

>>1577135
can I just get my axe upgrade
I need to do 5 damage per hit

>>1577137
>>1577134
Wait, no it's 1 gold coin per 15 grams of cocaine.
My bad.

>>1577135
There's three beans left, and since Joseph wanted one thing and I want two, I'm sure that's enough to cover the barter.

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>>1577139
"Very well. 1 bean equals 1 upgrade, so in total you can get 3. Divide them up amongst 3 hunters...or shove all 3 into 1 singular hunter, again. Your choice"

>>1577135
How much can we get if we traded our knives and stakes in?

>>1577143
ok guys divy it all up.

>>1577144
>Guy thinks I'm giving up my gear
You can let the merchant fuck you in the ass before I give up my gear

>>1577143
one axe upgrade, please

>>1577141
>Wait, no it's 1 gold coin per 15 grams of cocaine.
How much is a gold coin worth?
>>1577147
We have our own knives and stakes too, you know.

>>1577143
Again, Joseph needs the new axe, and I want the spikier mace and armoured hat upgrade. Is spending the three beans on that fair?

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>>1577150
What, no priest garb for Horace?

>>1577150
Fine by me.

>>1577149
One 31 gram gold coin values around $1,125 USD.
I'm going off of the street price for Cocaine in NYC which is around $90 USD per gram.
Meaning it's somewhere around 15 grams of cocaine per every gold coin.

>>1577151
maybe
but I need that axe upgrade for damage, OP

>>1577151
Ooohhh goddamn that looks stylish

>>1577151
Contemplate suicide

>>1577151
I'd like one, can I scrounge up something to trade for it?
Also did we loot anything else besides gold pieces in the dining room?

>>1577153
So modern prices, got it.

On the topic of cocaine, since Bob was confirmed to have a talent in alchemy, do we have hunters have our own talents?

>>1577151
If he really wants it, he can just sell what he currently has for it, but neither me nor Joseph got anything yet, so yeah.

Hey QM. How are my father's stats compared to mine?
He better not be a specialist fag

>>1577159
>Hey QM. How are my father's stats compared to mine?
>He better not be a specialist fag

He has 27 in each stat to my memory.

>>1577160
>He has 27 in each stat to my memory.
What a hero.
Imma contemplate my father for a moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c

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>>1577156

>>1577157
Well, there was this photo somebody dropped.

>>1577160
And the dads level scale with the current hunters' level. Since they're off on their own adventure

>>1577160
>>1577161
One day, I'm gonna have a 29 in every stat.

>>1577162
>Well, there was this photo somebody dropped.
Sweet, how much is this photo worth? Whose photo is this?

>>1577162
>And the dads level scale with the current hunters' level. Since they're off on their own adventure
Oh, that explains a lot.

>>1577163
WE CAN DO 30 GODDAMNIT
I'M NOT CRYING

>>1577162
give axeman his up grade and purple lol her upgrade

>>1577162
Let's trade in one bean for an axe upgrade, OP
give me a choice of axes
like one that could do bleeding and such or more damage

>>1577162
To confirm it properly: Mister Merchant, I would like to trade the three beans for the new mace, armour for my hat, and a new fancy axe for Joseph, as he said.

>>1577162
Oh shit, Mark's wife is hot.

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>>1577164
>Sweet, how much is this photo worth? Whose photo is this?
"hmm"

>>1577167
"Sure. Pick one of these: 5 damage. 4 damage but causes heavy bleeeding. 3 damage but now the decap roll is >=3"

>>1577169
That's actually Bob's, but he never told us what she looks like.
>>1577170
>"hmm"
Tempting... Is Bob going to want this? How much could we get if we sold it?

>>1577170
heavy bleeding, huh?
I thought axes already did that in the way you drew blood whenever I hit someone in the neck, OP
how much damage we talking here if they're bleeding heavily?

>>1577170
Jesus Christ Bob.
We're getting you a tutor after we smash Mark's head in.

>>1577170
Bob appears on the scene and requests the photo

>>1577172
Exagerated blood splurts during combat is different from "bleeding" status. "bleeding" means they lose health each turn.

>>1577169
>Elder Vampires
>Having wifes

>>1577170
And didn't you hear me? I want a new mace and a upgraded hat, for the two beans that Jon wants to trade in.

>>1577174
Sure. For 25 gold.

>>1577175
We do need status effects
>>1577170
But if heavy bleeding is better than the normal bleeding effect, OP
let me look at the bleed axe and the 5 damage axe

>>1577150
>>1577151
>>1577176
Otherwise, I'm okay with them spending the beans on their own upgrades.

>>1577176
Even Dracula had a wife at one point Wilda.

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>>1577174
>>1577176
"yeah sure, you can choose fr--OH SHIT A VAMPIRE"

>>1577182
NNNNOOOO BRUH
HE'S COOL

>>1577182
BOB RUN
QUICKLY

>>1577182
He seemed to have reverted to his weaker chibi form, so to arms!

>>1577182
Guess Bob isn't having his photo back anytime soon.
>>1577174
You came to the wrong neighborhood, son!

>>1577182
Chill guys I'll give you something in return for the photo

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>>1577188
"HOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE"

>>1577188
this vampire is slowing down the process, and it was pretty slow to begin with.

>>1577188
hey bob
>>1577182
give us your allowance in gold so we can buy upgrades

>>1577182
>>1577188
Dammit bob
Where did you even come from?

>>1577189
Well, while he's distracted, I guess I can try to nick back the pills I stole from him before. That's worth a shot, right?

>>1577189
>>1577188
You should run or something Bob, nearly everyone besides us 3 original hunters on the team attacks you on sight.

>>1577189
MERCHANT
COOL IT
he's a friend, he's a former hunter
trust him
Let's get the 5 damage Poleaxe/halberd thning

>>1577193
We realllllyyy shouldn't fuck with the merchant.
Otherwise we're gonna have to prostrate ourselves for upgrades.

>>1577189
>>1577193
Oh sweet, the pills. Yeah.

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>>1577195
"Friend?"

>>1577189
Appeal to merchants feelings with a story about pops' death

>>1577196
I don't mean the Merchant, I meant stealing the power pills from Bob! Why would I steal from our main supplier of upgrades?

>>1577199
Former hunter?
>>1577200
Bob, where's Rob?

>>1577199
don't listen to him, he's drunk from axe lust. Can you give us the upgrades now like we asked?

>>1577199
he's like an acquaintance of ours
an inside man
he's willing to pay gold to upgrade our equipment, isn't that right, bob?

>>1577199
>>1577200

Treason possibility detected.
Every VampBeast have a death sentence. Commence attack, or treason will be noted and reported.

>>1577199
Look he didn't even try to kill you or anything.
Just calm down for a minute.
If you kill him the plush is almost worthless

>>1577199
Uh.. Yeah, we're gonna kill him last.
Because, gotta kill all the vamps, right? Yeah, that's what we mean.

>>1577206
>create new text file
>rename calmthefuckdown.bat
>first line; run stopthatshit.exe

>>1577209
Attempt of unauthorized access will be reported to HQ.
Merchant, these hunters do not follow orders from HQ. Treason detected

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>>1577203
>>1577202
>>1577204
>>1577205
"Gonna have to explain to me clearly wh---">>1577206

Bob roll 1d10 against Automaton
Bob 11 Power
Golem 9 Power

>>1577210
What orders?
The only one we got was
>>1576821
>3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1577211

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1577211
Well, since everything is going to shit, I might as well roll to try to steal the Power Pills from Bob while everyone mess about, with 11 Speed and all that.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1577211
Attack commenced
>>1577212
Every vamp, vambbeast, ghoul must be killed.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1577211
>>1577213
>>1577215
Bob, you're our tomodachi
INTERCEPT FOR BOB
GOLEM, CEASE THIS GUY IS A NON COMBATANT

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1577211
Explain clearly.

>>1577216
>GOLEM, CEASE THIS GUY IS A NON COMBATANT
It is armored enemy. Under tag to be killed. Do not interfere.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1577211
>>1577214
I'll take his other drugs.

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>>1577213
>>1577214
>>1577215
>>1577216
clank

"...What are you doing?" asks the merchant

>>1577217
Roll 1d10 to explain clearly

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1577220
WE EXPLAIN CLEARLY
HORACE, OSWELL
COME ON