Post a green text of something funny that happened during your dnd.
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> be dwarf
> deep in temple
> have a skull hanging off my dick from skullfucking a corpse
> me and my party stumble across a little girl
> first instinct is to kill her by blunt force trauma from the dick skull
> DM retcons the skull away
> accidentally mouthrape a little girl
I adopted her at the end of the campaign.
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That's so sad!
>Be bored
>Searching for dnd group
>find a perfect one, made friends there
>one day everyone but I get drunk
>dm makes us play as loli mages
>I specialize in summoning
And the best part
>I summoned tentacles from the ground to strangle-rape our final enemy