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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 12 2017-06-13 06:38:08 Post No. 1568699
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, and 1 little girl, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
The hunters are currently trying to get inside the dining room, without a reservation.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1568699
punch self in face
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SO IS REVIVING INTO MURDEROUS PENGUIN WHICH JUST WANT TO KILL BOB IS AN OPTION, DOOD?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1568702
>>1568705
Let's ask the dice
1: No
2: Yes
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>>1568708
HELL YEAH DICE GOD
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>>1568708
ask the receptionist if any tables have opened since last thread
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>>1568713
>antagonist
I WANNA KILL BOB
WHY ANTAGONIST
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>>1568715
Good question. What are you going to be asthe Penguin?
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>>1568720
where's the image at
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>>1568720
OP PLZ
LET ME REPAY MY SINS IN PENGUIN FORM, DOOD.
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>>1568724
Oh no, the graphics engine failed and needs to be rebooted.
Somebody roll 1d10 to press the restart button
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1568728
stop being lazy, OP
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1568728
DICE GOD, FIX THE VISUALS
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>>1568732
Nice.
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>>1568732
ktonk
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>>1568735
How do we get a reservation?
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>>1568736
"Call and make one a week in advance if you're not a premium member"
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>>1568739
How do we become a premium member?
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>>1568740
>>1568745
"Buy the premium package"
>>1568743
>INCLUDE GAR SOUL
No. So there's no more buttons.
What's the point of dying and a new character if you're just gonna be the same shit.
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>>1568748
we buy the premium package so we can actually get the story moving again
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>>1568748
>What's the point of dying and a new character if you're just gonna be the same shit.
in the name and hatred to bob only. rest is all new. No even waifu sword this time
I'll even stop holding shift. Cause no helmet.
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>>1568753
>I'll even stop holding shift.
Are you sure about that, Gar?
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>>1568754
Yeah. I can even work without name Gar being attached
just keep hatred to bob intact
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>>1568750
Then pay 50 gold
Or just kill the vampire. I mean I dunno why don't the hunters just do that already to be honest.
>>1568751
cool beans
>>1568753
>>1568753
Ya suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?
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>>1568761
Press start
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>>1568761
we kill the vampire then?
no, we scare him into giving us a table
use our special stat to intimidate him
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>>1568761
>Ya suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?
yeah, all my existence at the moment is focused on killing bob. I don't honestly care about other Gar characteristics, he itself probably only wish for revenge as well, by any means necessary
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>>1568773
>I don't honestly care about other Gar characteristics, he itself probably only wish for revenge as well, by any means necessary
What about his pants and boots?
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>>1568777
penguins don't need them, dood/
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1568768
>>1568771
>>1568774
2 spoopy
Anyhunter who wants to intimidate the vampire roll 1d10
Oswell has 9 Special
Joseph has 8 Special
Horace has 5 Special
Vampire has 7 Will
>>1568773
Really reeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllyyyy sssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1568780
THE SPOOKS ARE ON
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1568780
>Rolled 10 (1d10)
That's some high will.
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>>1568780
>Really reeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllyyyy sssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee?
Yeah, it's not like I have any other way of redemption anyway.That's quite a lot of license agreements in this new DLC, geez.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1568780
Grr?
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>>1568784>That's quite a lot of license agreements in this new DLC, geez.
Who do you think OP works for?
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>>1568784
There's also the end user license and agreements
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>>1568788
who read this stuff anyway, click "agree" to all
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>>1568782
>>1568783
>>1568786
The spooks didn't work.
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>>1568790
Then there's only one way for us to get past this guys
let's kill him
Oswell, Horace, ready to combo?
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>>1568793
I mean, sure. Did we try bribery?
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>>1568793
>>1568795
>>1568797
Gang up on the vampire
>>1568789
loading
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>>1568800
let's do a beat down on the vampire
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2017-06-13 07:17:49
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>>1568800
>loading
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1568803
>>1568804
Roll 1d10
Hunters have +29 bonus
Vampire has +7 speed
>>1568805
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1568809
He seems pretty tough.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1568809
C-C-COMBOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1568809
Dual-Strike!
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>>1568815
now, about that dining table
us hunters are hungry
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>>1568815
almost there...
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>>1568815
Man, that looks brutal.
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>>1568817
"May i take your order?"
>>1568819
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>>1568823
hmm hmm
let's take a look at the menu first before we make any decisions
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>>1568823
intense stare on last pixel of loading
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>>1568823
Is that a ghoul or a vampire beast serving us?
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>>1568828
Ghoul. Vampbeasts have bigger ears, wings and no lips
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>>1568830
keep staring
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>>1568825
>>1568829
Anyway, food and wine list:
Food:
. Blood pudding
. Blood Curd
. Blood Soup
. Blood sausage
. Blood Pancake
. Fried chicken
Wine:
. O Type
. A Type
. B Type
. AB Type
. Lemonade
>>1568826
>>1568835
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>>1568840
>. Lemonade
They have lemonade? What type is it?
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>>1568840
blink
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>>1568840
seems like everything except fried chicken and lemonade would be good, so we order that
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>>1568842
"Lemon"
>>1568843
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>>1568848
goddamit, every time
I guess additional files getting installed. that usually quicker process
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>>1568849
>>1568850
"So that'd be 2 orders of chicken and 2 lemonade?"
>>1568851
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>>1568848
I'll have a water. And some salad.
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>>1568699
So is it just sort of accepted that there are horrible monsters behind that little girl? Cause that seems like a thing. Also, damnit Gar. So much for that path of darkness.
Shoulda just helped someone else punch shit. Punching is easier and less likely to fuck up.
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>>1568855
Oh, animated end of loading screen? nice touch in this DLC
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>>1568856
>>1568869
"Very well, an order of water and a sald...covered in blood"
>>1568861
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>>1568870
thanks, waiter
now, we should discuss our plan on how to take down Mark
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>>1568870
OP plz, just think of all important times I'll roll 1 again.
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>>1568870
Ah, dressing on the side, please.
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>>1568874
>now, we should discuss our plan on how to take down Mark
Read a book on Mark? Maybe he has a biography or autobiography?
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>>1568876
"Very well, sir"
Then the ghoul heads for the kitchen
>>1568875
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>>1568881
I miss elaborate installers like that.
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>>1568870
Shit, look at this fucker. Face so punchable I'm shocked his teeth aren't already knocked out. Ya'll should punch him to establish dominance.
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>>1568886
I don't think so, no.
>>1568883
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>>1568887
take a look around at the other tables
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>>1568886
Fair. Probably a human soul or some shit for cost, though. If they get uppity just bop 'em on the snout.
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>>1568887
is there "press any key" text there?
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>>1568889
Buncha vampires
>>1568892
>>1568892
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>>1568894
press spacebar
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>>1568894
do a close up on the dudes on the left
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>>1568894
Glare menacingly at them
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>>1568904
do a more detailed close up on those dudes
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>>1568904
so is loading finished?
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>>1568894
That chandelier looks shifty. Keep an eye on it, it walks the crooked path
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>>1568901
You wish to "borrow" the secrets passed to me from my father, and his father before him, and his father before him, and so on for 20 generations?!
Eh, sure, I guess.
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>>1568914
Git fukked m8
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>>1568916
Hm, alright. I was planning on giving you some of those upgraded versions of those items since it was mentioned the only time the recipe book was opened, but alright.
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>>1568918
Raw materials and mechanisms are. Need my weapons. All of them.
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>>1568921
Those look like some upstanding gentlemen.
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>>1568921
for real though, is there any other important vampires in the dining room right now?
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>>1568924
Are *fine. Loading is causing lag, losing words.
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>>1568921
I guess somewhere in license agreement there was included DLC mocking you for few times before starting, I wonder how many times
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>>1568921
>>1568924
>>1568930
Got it. That's fine. So you wouldn't want to try merging those throwing knives into the multi-throwing knives that was mentioned way back in the first few threads?
I'm not sure if that'll impact the value of trading it in negatively, or if we still use gold when trading with the Hunter Merchant. Or what happens if we fail a craft like that.
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>>1568921
Hey, I'm backed by statistics from totally not biased back-alley news sites, them chands are bad news.
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>>1568936
is that fucking mark, holy shit
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>>1568936
Call the waiter!
Send the guy at that table a bottle of wine!
(Fake blood)
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>>1568939
>>1568937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
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>>1568936
Aw shiet. We gonna get to punchin' or snoopin'?
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>>1568942
Er. It's not us vampire hunters, it's some totally normal vampires!
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>>1568942
Watch him carefully as we eat our meal
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>>1568942
Somebody should probably warn that guy about the chandelier, he's in a bad neighborhood. All kinds of vampires get decapitated and punched here.
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>>1568945
>>1568952
"Yeees?"
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>>1568954
Give that Master Mark some wine, will you? The fake kind that is
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>>1568954
Please deliver this bottle of fine O-neg to that table.
With our compliments
(It's fake blood)
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Dood?
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>>1568966
Yes, go ahead and deliver it to Master Mark, courtesy of us
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>>1568966
>Oh right.
mystery boxwith outtabudgetto penguin class? also assuming I wanna kill Bob I won't be on Vampires side, change team?
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>>1568968
>>1568968
>>1568972
"But why?"
>>1568973
>change team
Yeah sure. behold. Reverse vampires.
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>>1568976
>"But why?"
It's for a prank, bro.
>Reverse vampires.
Amazing.
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>>1568976
>Yeah sure. behold. Reverse vampires.
what about reverse mystery box?
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>>1568976
He's asking too many questions, bop him to assert dominance and compliance!
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>>1568991
Sup guys
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>>1568991Probably
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>>1568998
Why're you giving master a gift?
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>>1568991
>What about it
does it exist?
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>>1568999
Reasons.
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>>1568994
>>1569000
>>1569000
I dunno? Can you find it?
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>>1569003
Bob, tell Mark to drink it
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>>1569003
Hol up master. I gotta taste this "wine" and see if it's okay to drink
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>>1569003
it is under Mark's table for sure.
Also, what does reverse vampires do? Spill blood everywhere?
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>>1569003
Psst, there's a message on the back of the label.
It's a secret.
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>>1569005
Bob is about to drink this "wine"
>>1569006
Or maybe it's not and your eyes suck
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>>1569016yup
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>>1569016
Taste it
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>>1569016
well they actually do
but check left bottom corner just to be sure
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>>1569018
Tastes like water
>>1569021
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>>1569027
Poke Reverse Mystery box which is now pretty visible
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>>1569027
Ok master. It's safe to drink
Give bottle to master Mark
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>>1569029
Suddenly
>>1569028
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>>1569031
Oh jesus! What's happening to meh?
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>>1569031
is there penguin plushie?
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>>1569031
See, Mark? Look at how excited he is about it! Read it. Drink it. I dun gif a fuk, just do something.
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>>1569031
What aboutGarDoll?
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>>1569032
Oh no. Inside that bottle was actually holy water mixed in with normal water.
Bob's dying
>>1569035
I dunno. IS THERE?
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>>1569040
NOW, CAN WE USE THIS CHANCE TO KILL MASTER MARK RIGHT HERE AND NOW?
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>>1569040
Oh shit master help meee
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>>1569040
>Bob's dying
Good stuff
>I dunno. IS THERE?
Let's leave reincarnation race on dice god, include all possible variations and I'll roll for it.
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>>1569041
Who do you think I am?
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>>1569043
Mark smacked Bob in the back, forcing him to expell the water and some more of his blood.
Bob is no longer dying, but his HP has been reduced.
>>1569042
Sure, go ahead and fight him, nothing's stopping you.
>>1569044
That's was a prompt for you to find the second mystery box, dumbo
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>>1569048
Act like nothing has happened while we enjoy our fried chicken and lemonade
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>>1569048
>That's was a prompt for you to find the second mystery box, dumboit's not like after dying I got any smarter
look under the stool
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>>1569048
Oof, thanks master. I could really use a glass of pure blood right now
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>>1569048
Mark, read the label.
You bitch.
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>>1569045
Good point.
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>>1569050
>>1569050
"Your fried chicken, sir"
>>1569052
"Sure, here you go, Bob"
>>1569051
Nope, no box here
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>>1569060
chomp hungrily
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>>1569060
what about upper left corner of bottom bigger half of image with not Reverse but still Mystery Box?
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>>1569060
Thanks again, master.
Sit on the table with master and glare at the vampires who gifted the wine
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>>1569060
Good thing there was a convenient bottle of "blood" sitting right there, huh?
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>>1569062
Tastes like chicken
But then Suddenly
>>1569064
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>>1569068
OH SHIT
GUYS HELP
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>>1569068
Smack Joe on the back.
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>>1569068
does Penguin has subclasses? or it is just a penguin, not murderous explosive penguin?
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>>1569070
Joe has been smacked on the back
>>1569071
>murderous explosive penguin?
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>>1569073
Smack Joseph on the back.
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>>1569073
Now that I have Doctor Joe's attention, get him to help my party member, Axeman Joseph.
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>>1569075
>>1569076
>>1569079
Joseph has been helped to release all the poison inside him. And some blood.
HP has decreased.
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>>1569073
>>murderous explosive penguin?
hmmmmm, that beard will probably create some misunderstandings
scroll character list to the right
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>>1569081
bob, we're sorry, poison is a cheap tactic
let's not do it ever again
or we'll puke ourselves to death
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Hey Master Mark, remember that weed potion I made earlier? What if we weaponized it? Make a grenade or darts with it?
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>>1569089
"Hmmm, sounds like a good idea"
>>1569084
>>1569082
scroll scroll oh shit where are my lawyers
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>>1569092
see if we have any anti toxins to regain my health back
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>>1569092
it was a crossover promotion, Eastern Two Software does that all the time nowadays.
So no, it's not copyright infringement, don't worry about it
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Wait, someone's at the door, gotta go answer, brb
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>>1569101
>Wait, someone's at the door, gotta go answer, brb
oh shit
they are onto me
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Alright im back what's happening
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>>1569109
Character selection mostly for me, others seems to be in coma after meal
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>>1569109
find way to regain health
search our inventory
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>>1569109
Joe tried some of the chicken and died. Joseph was confused by the stranger eating his food.
Bob got fed red holy water like a collicky baby. Mark accepted an honorable three vs one duel, hunters vs boss. And OP answered the door and was arrested for copyright infringement.
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>>1569112
Whatashame
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>>1569119
Copyright Infringement
lock in
confirm
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>>1569119
Challenge Mark to a 3 vs 1
Hunter vs Boss battle
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>>1569121
You are then arrested for violating copyright laws.
Now , are the hunters active enough for a bossfight.
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>>1569126
>You are then arrested for violating copyright laws.
It's an official crossover DLC, guys, come on!
I paid for it!
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>>1569126
Can I see my sheet and inventory before we go into this?
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>>1569127
>>1569130
So far I see Joseph and Oswell
>>1569130
>sheet
The OP
Inventory:
- 40 throwing knives
- 5 Bombs
- 2 Smoke Bombs
- 2 Flash Bombs
- 1 Shrapnel Bomb
- 1 ghost waifu living inside Oswell
>>1569129
>paid for it
"And where did you buy this from?"
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>>1569134
That's a nice inventory.
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>>1569134
check stats too
do one last puke purge so we can get our health back and we'll be good
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>>1569134
Stand menacingly next to master Mark
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>>1569138
>>1569137
Joseph now has 12HP
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2017-06-13 10:31:06
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>>1569134
>"And where did you buy this from?"
This friendly person right here
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>>1569142
"The you may contend...against my stick"
Mark's stick:
20 Power
20 Speed
20 HP
0 Special
0 Will
special passive: immune to intimidation or most mental attacks. Since it's a stick.
>>1569141
Hmmm
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>>1569147
HORACE, OSWELL
PREPARE YOURSELVES
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO COMBO TWO TIMES
SO ALL OF US TOGETHER
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2017-06-13 10:43:37
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>>1569147
well he also gave me this visitcard, I thought it was a bit weird at first, but DLC seems worked
and that place he is from is actually real
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Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>1569148
>>1569151
>>1569153
For it's first target, the stick will smack:
1: Horace
2: Oswell
2: Joseph
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>>1569155
oh no
isn't that Dott, evil brother jew of Todd which sells unlicensed mods?!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569155
Now Horace roll 1d10
Stick has +20
Horace has +10
>>1569156
Yes. It seems you have been tricked.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1569159
>1d10
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>>1569159
>Yes. It seems you have been tricked.
I.. I didn't know officer.
I was blinded by my love to crossovers.
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>>1569161
doesn't matter, you still broke the law. Off to Lost Soul Jail with you!
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>>1569160
Horace now has 3/8 HP left.
Now it's his turn.
>>1569161
>>1569163
It's as that disembodied voice said, you still broke the law
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>>1569164
HORACE, WE NEED TO TAKE THIS STICK OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
COMBO WITH US
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1569173
COME ON
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>>1569173
Thank you, Officer!
Proceed with purchasing directly from the official store.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569173
Lowest. Urgh. Boss? It's a fuckin stick.
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>>1569178
Oswell, heal Horace on your turn then we'll combo again on my turn
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>>1569178
It's a magic stick
That now has 9 HP
It's now Oswell's turn
>>1569176
Yesss, go to the store...
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>>1569181
Wait, what was that
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>>1569181
Heal Horace, I suppose.
Magic sticks are called wands. Or staves.
Get a clue, Mark.
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>>1569184
das racist
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>>1569184
Oswlel gives Horace a reacharound I mean first aid
Horace now has 5 HP
NOw it's Josephs turn
>>1569182
>>1569182
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>>1569190
go back home, buy game on overpriced official online store, be left without decent dinner for a few days in result and get back into the game
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>>1569190
NOW
LET'S FINISH THIS
OSWELL, HORACE COMBO!
LET'S SHATTER THIS STICK!
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>>1569190
Seems like we're going loud. Could've bled someone out to be able to afford the amendment of that other reservation.
Check what kind of attacks Wilda can do
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1569193
>>1569194
>>1569195
Roll 1d10 for an anti stick combo.
Bossfights means the lowest roll among you will be picked.
Stick has +20
3 hunters has +29
>>1569191
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569199
CHOP CHOP CHOP
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1569199
K
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1569199
Join in with the combo, since she needs to get shit done around here.
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>>1569198
- Basic attack
- Smol target: activate to add -1 debuff to enemy attack rolls targetting you
- Head smash: if enemy HP is <=40%, has a chance to smash their heads to bits, giving a OHKO
- Darkness from which mortals cannot begin to even comprehend: Can turn off current limiters after 3 threads. Which will be the thread after this one
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>>1569199
oh shit, Outtabudgetto from that awesome game series which was undeservingly forgotten. This is quite tempting too
If I pick it will 3rd season changes go up? Is there any note from that company attached to that specific DLC?
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>>1569203
Stick has been defeated.
PHASE 2 of Battle begins:
Mark Holding the stick
Stats:
23 Power
22 Speed
25 HP
20 Special
20 Will
>>1569208
"Ran out of budget. Forced to whore self out in order to make cameos from now on in order to even survive" - note from SRP
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>>1569210
Er. We're going to need to use more stuff for this one.
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>>1569210
>"Ran out of budget. Forced to whore self out in order to make cameos from now on in order to even survive" - note from SRP
Poor guy
He never deserved that
Pick Outtabudgetto
lock in, confirm
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>>1569213
Decap and Head Smash doesn't work on Elders and up
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>>1569214
why is that, OP
surely cutting someone's head off with an axe should work
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>>1569210
How is he holding a defeated stick? Did it go limp on him?
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>>1569215
Strong necks
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>>1569213
>>1569215
None of my abilities work for stats that high against him. Only one that'd work is wall running, but it's not like that's needed here.
>>1569217
>>1569147
>>1569216
Since Mark's wholeshtickis animating stuff, it looks like he used a heavily animated stick to wear us down. Then once it's defeated, use the stick normally.
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>>1569216
Oh so you want stats adjusted for inflation huh. The stats are like that because the stick has been tired out.
But hey, if you want to add its stats to his then:
Mark the Elder Vampire:
43 Power
42 Speed
45 HP
20 Special
20 Will
>>1569212
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>>1569222
I think that's too OP for us to handle
we might as well retreat now
>>
>>1569222
That would be the stats if he decided to attack us with the stick. We're fighting him after we beaten up the stick, neutralising that bonus to stats that the stick gives Mark.
Still, prepare for Smol Target.
>>
>>
(stealthily lays tripwire across restaurant exit in case of retreating hunters)
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Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1569224
HQ sent an assist:
Clockwork Golem
Power: 9
Speed: 8
HP: 15/15
Special: 7
Will: 10
>>1569225
Exactly, so stop askin
So now Mark's stats are:
23 Power
22 Speed
25 HP
20 Special
20 Will
And he'll go first.
Mark will target:
1: Horace
2: Wilda
3: Oswell
4: Golem
5: Joseph
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>>1569231
Bob joins the fight
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>>
>>1569233
So what do you think of this as a potential final fight between us, Bob?
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>>1569238
Bob.. if we defeat you, we'll turn you back into a hunter, I can promise you this. I don't care how it's done, but you'll be a HUNTER JUST LIKE US
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>>1569231
Hunters, I'm here to support you in your quest by orders from HQ!
OP what are mine skills?
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>>1569239
That's impossible
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>>1569241
Huh? You want me to beat your head in for saying stupid stuff, Bob? Nothing is impossible, not for a friend like you
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1569231
"Imma smack you, boy"
Roll 1d10, Joseph
Mark has 23 Power
Joseph has 10 Power
>>1569233
Bob jumps in.
And so does his "bat" sidekick
"Use drugs when necessary, Bob"
>>1569240
- Extendo Arm: Hits 2 enemies at once with your extending arm
- Chest cannon: Open chest plate to reveal a cannon and then shoot it
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1569243
TRY IT, MARK
ENDURE IT, ACTIVATE IRON BODY IF I CAN
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>>1569243
Seems like they are committed to the fight, check the stats of Bob and his sidekick.
>>
Okay guys, don't be scared of stats. We can do this together.
>>1569243
Can we destroy already damaged Mark's weapon?
How much HP Bat have?
>>
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>>1569245
Joseph now has 6 HP left
>>1569246
Bob:
11 Power
8 Speed
15 HP
8 Special
9 Will
Bat sidekick:
8 Power
8 Speed
8 HP
7 Special
7 Will
Now it's Wilda's turn
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>>1569252
Wilda, you're gonna have to combo with everyone in the party
>>
A pill for Bat and a pill for Bob?
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>>1569255
No pills yet
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>>1569254
Wilda unit seems to be out of action, Hunter Joseph
>>
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>>1569260
"Ah ah ah. You ran outta combos"
The hunters have already used up their 2 combos per battle
>>
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>>1569267
So only Wilda and Golem can use theirs, 2 per person?
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>>1569270
2 per battle. Don't matter who combos with who
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>>1569267
Master mark, brobat, let's combo on that golem
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>>1569271
Oh, shit.
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>>1569267
Well, that's just Shoggothshit. Mark said something about drugs with Bob, so it's best to nick those stuff from him to help the party out.
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>>1569267
>>1569277
Hey Wilda, don't you have your
>>1569204
>- Darkness from which mortals cannot begin to even comprehend: Can turn off current limiters after 3 threads. Which will be the thread after this one
Ready now?
We might have to run anyways though, since without our combos none of us can land a hit on Mark, except for maybe you.
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>>1569273
"Sure Bob. But we need to wait until our turns"
"Those dang gameplay mechanics"
"Quite right, bat sidekick"
>>1569277
So now what' Wilda doing?
>>
>>1569273[...that enemy unit...]
Your attack will not succeed.
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>>1569279
>Darkness from which mortals cannot begin to even comprehend: Can turn off current limiters after 3 threads. Which will be the thread after this one
>Which will be the thread after this one
Gee Horace, do I HAVE it ready?
>>1569280
Steal drugs off from Bob, which I know about thanks to Mark blabbering it out loud.
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>>1569279
>thread after this one
?
I think that means no, not this thread.
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>>1569282
OH SHIT BOB WATCHOUT A LITTLE GIRL
Bob roll 1d10 against Wilda
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1569285
If we fail to evade her niggadry brobat gotta intercept
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>>
Where's that Wilda roll
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1569289
Over here. Didn't know you need a roll
>>
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>>1569290
Your skill is admirable, Wilda. I don't have you in my records, but I having such skilled ally in this battle increases our chances.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1569290
Welp
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>>1569296
BOB HAS WASTED HIS BAT'S INTERCEPT
THE VAMPIRE TEAM SHALL HAVE NO MORE DRUGS!
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>>1569296
"Oh shite she stole the drugs"
"You mean the Power enhancing drugs by 2 per pill?"
"No, the drugs that makes you bleed out your ass for 5 hou--Yes I mean that drug"
>>
>>1569301
Wilda if you would please, dose us up
we're ready
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>>1569301
>Eating pills made for vampires
Good luck with that
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>>1569302
After hearing enemy conversation logical conclusion is that your planned action is not recommended until proper analyze of drugs is done.
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>>1569302
Actually it's Horace's turn now.
>>
>>
>>
>>
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>>1569308
5 each for each of them still gives them a lower bonus than Mark
>>
>>
>>1569311
But it isn't low enough to make Mark auto-win, so that's good enough for us.
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>>1569307
I'm a battle golem, Horace. My installed equipment doesn't include analyzing module,unless OP will say so
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>>1569312
You can have all the pills, if you want, it's fine by me.
Pill-head.
>>
>>
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>>1569317
You shouldn't use vampire viagra.
Or should you?
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>>1569321
This is going to go so bad, I can just smell it from here.
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>>1569321
You should eat all the pills, Oswell is good with Master of None
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>>1569323
Master of None basically cancels out all the bonuses both ours and the enemy's.
So basically it gives us a chance against Mark.
>>
"Each pill is gives 2 Power and there's about 30 in there. So don't eat em all, cockfaces, those are for Bob!"
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>>1569326
Hunters, be careful. Advice from enemy is usually a trap.
>>
>>
>>
>>
inb4 Head Waiter announces open season on the hunters to all the dining hall patrons
>>
So what the ass is Horace doing?
- Chug pills
- Shove pills down Joseph's throat
- Attack
- Genuflect
- Run up walls and escape
- Molest Wilda and get arrested by child services
>>1569334
Oh heyyyyyyyyy
>>
>>
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>>1569335
>Oh heyyyyyyyyy
In that case, my existence here means that HQ found an easy way to assault castle, so additional troops can land here thru the hole in the ceiling which I made.
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>>1569339
>In that case, my existence here means that HQ found an easy way to assault castle, so additional troops can land here thru the hole in the ceiling which I made.
>inb4 it's Hunter Chad.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1569336
Roll 1d10
Bob's sidekick has +8
You have +10
>>1569339
Unless. Kaine noticed and has installed AA guns,
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1569344
>1d10
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>>1569345
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
Fuckin' hell... Not again.
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>>1569345
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
Pathetic.
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>>1569345
"wow"
missed
And now it's Oswell's turn.
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>>1569349
Master of None
Attack Mark
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>>1569349
Oswell, Master of None and focus your efforts on Mark!
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>>1569344
>Unless. Kaine noticed and has installed AA guns,
So far none of enemies had firearms with them, such technology seems to be not in grasp of Kaine.
Unless he used alternative type of AA.
>>
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>>1569350
Well, activating ends a turn.
Should I make an exception this one time?
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>>1569361
sure, OP
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>>1569361
It didn't end my turn last time I remember using it.
And if it does, you should totally make an exception.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>1569361
1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
>>
Personal recommendation from data-bank archives. Best results usually achieved when whole party focuses on single enemy instead of spreading out.
After that archives differs:
Some suggest that eliminating weak enemy units must be prioritized, other suggest that eliminating the strongest foe is better strategy.
Therefore I'd recommend Hunters to pick one of this tactics before proceeding with fight any further.
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>>1569368
Ask GhostWaifu.
Maybe she knows.
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>>1569368
lmao
just let them attack, OP
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>>1569369
>this tactics
Voice generator module was provided by Eastern Colonists of Crab Islands (tm).
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1569370
OH SHIT IT'S GHOST CHAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
For real though, her answer is:
1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
>>
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>>1569375
Whelp seems we truly have mastered none. Next?
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>>1569377
>>1569378
And now it's Bob's turn
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>>1569381
Throw weed potion at Oswell
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>>1569381
i vote to claw Joseph.
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>>1569383
do we even HAVE any more weed potions?
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>>1569388
I dunno, if we do then throw it
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>>1569389
>>1569386
Weed, Claw or Combo?
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>>1569393
Aight let's combo on that golem nigga
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>>1569396
Yes.
2 per battle. For each siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
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>>1569395
[...]
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1569395
>>1569399
>>1569399
Roll 1d10
The vampires have +42 combo bonus
Golem has +9 Power
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1569402
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569402
I was build to last.
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>>1569406
Golem has 4 HP left.
It's Bat Sidekick's turn.
Now who's gonna ake the drugs again?
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>>1569408
I'll take the pills, OP
8 in total for a +16 power bonus to my +10 that I have now
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>>1569408
Ayo bat sidekick, you know what would be hilarious? Comboing the golem again
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>>1569408
If I was correct, it was Joseph, due to the fact that he has the highest strength out of everyone in the party. Wilda could also potentially take some, but she's 'underage'.
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>>1569410
"Well, I was gonna try and steal the pills back. I mean should we use up all our combos one one dude?"
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>>1569414
Well you have a fair point there. Getting the drugs back is in our top priorities
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>>1569409
I suggest taking 5. We should try to ration them out for future fights, rather than taking a lot for just the first boss.
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>>1569418
Mark's power is 25
I need to be at 26 to have a chance, Wilda
Trust me.
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>>1569415
"Yes. Or perhaps we could complain to the management o get security in here and declare an all you can ea buffet on the hunters"
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>>1569422
Come on Bob, don't do cheesy stuff like that
otherwise we'll just leave
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>>1569422
That sounds like a good idea. Lemme get my honorable duel with Joseph first though
>>
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1569425
"Very well then. I'll hold that off for now. Time to steal back the durgs from that guy with a top hat. By clawing his pants"
Joseph roll 1d10 to stop the pants attack
Sidekick has 8 Speed
Joseph has 10 Power
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1569433
slap that hand away nigga
bob is my homie, he'll let me have these pills
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>>1569434
We are homies but I need dem pills to protect master Mark
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569433
Intercepting as well, can't allow the pills to be in their hands again.
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>>1569434
>>1569435
>>1569435
>>1569438
Intercepted the niggary and pants slashing.
Now it's the Golem's turn
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>>1569424
Then don't do silly things like start a fight in a dining room full of vampires.
New Idea! We brew a vampire blood-tainted weed potion for use against humans! Turn 'em while we "stone 'em!
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>>1569442
I was less a Zeppelin and more "Sticking golems into big cannons and then aim carefully"
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>>1569445
ah, I was looking at his HP not his power
I might be able to use 7 at max
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>>1569447
I guess I've been mistaken a bit with something else from my archives.
Still. Can mass Golem assault be initiated, so we won't be overwhelmed? Do I need to send a signal for assault to start?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1569449
>>1569449
>>1569449
Roll 1d10 to deploy smoke signal
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569450
Deploying smoke signal.
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>>1569453
Shit, the engine's having troubles.
Now it's Joseph's turn.
>>
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>>1569453
Dumbass. You just filled the room with smoke. Everyone in the room is gonna notice that.
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>>1569455
Activate Iron Body and/or take 7 of the pills
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>>1569458
and/or
so which is it biatch
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>>1569461
how much health do I have left
and what's the turn order look like?
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>>1569463
6 HP
Turn order:
Mark -> Wilda -> Horace -> Oswell -> Bob -> Bat Sidekick -> Golem -> Joseph
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>>1569466
If I take the pills, will that bring me back to full HP?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1569473
IS HE?
1: no
2: Yes
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>>1569478
FUCK YES
DO BOTH THEN
7 PILLS, IRON BODY
ACTIVATE
BECOME THE STRONGEST HUNTER HERE
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>>1569479
Joseph now has 24 Power and will take only 1 damage for 3 turns.
He also now has the status:
Overdosed Rage: can no longer be controlled
>>
>>1569489
I truly am a BIG GUY
LET'S DO THIS
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>>1569491
Do what? Berserk Joseph is an NPC now.
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1569495
Well let's see:
1: Chop himself in a confused rage
2: Chop Horace
3: Chop Wilda
4: Chop Oswell
5: Chop Golem
6-7: Swing at everyone in anger, and I mean everyone
8: Chop Bobs sidekick
9: Chop Bob
10: Chop Mark
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>>1569504
wut
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>>1569505
Yes. Nigga is no longer being controlled. Now he swings at shit in a rage. To the will of the dice.
Unless you want OP to control him instead
>>
>>1569504
Oh jesus. We better watch out, and maybe retreat from battle to watch the fight unfold.
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>>1555809
>Increasing your Power more than 10 at a time, aka taking more than 5 pills at once, will cause terrible side effects"
>>
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>>1569511
this is out of my jurisdiction now, horace
sorry
it's up to OP to make it an interesting fight now
>>
Now where's Oswell
>>1569511
I mean yeah. I was expecting somebody to remember the last thread.
Guess nobody did, hurr hurr.
>>
>>1569515
I remembered it, hence how I kept saying "use five pills!"
>>
>>1569513
>So what'd be the difference?
I aim him at everyone except the vampires.
>>
>>1569518
hey now
let dice decide then
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>>1569519
I dunno. But since there's no active Oswell players. Imma let him chop the nearest options.
Either Wilda or Golem
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>>1569522
ayy
Golem then
Even Joseph can't hurt little children, OP
>>
>>1569522
Surely, he should pick on someone his own size, I mean, would he really want to harm a female, or a child, or a female child?
>>
>>1569524
>>1569527
Berserk Joseph sees everyone as this:
>>
This shit gets hard to follow after a while
>>
>>1569530
hmm, can anyone intercept and calm Joseph down?
perhaps someone like BOB?!
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1569534
>>1569531
Sure.
Oswell Roll 1d10
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1569539
That totally sucks dick.
Bury me with my waifu pls.
>>
>>1569533
Lol no. You're the ones who wanted to steal Bob's drugs so you can deal with it yourselves. Bob still remembers you lot pulling out his teeth.
>>
>>
>>1569543
>Bob still remembers you lot pulling out his teeth.
We wouldn't have if you just read the Bible.
>>
>>1569545
I'm illiterate
>>
>>1569546
If that was the case, I was going to read it to you if you accepted it. I was holding it for you and everything, andwas one of the others who suggested showing you the Bible.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>1569542
IN A BLIND RAGE, JOSEPH SWINGS AT OSWELL, REDUCING HIM TO 6 HP!
Now, it's Mark's turn.
And he'll target:
1: Golem
2: Horace
3: Wilda
4: Oswell
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>>1569549
Shit. Well, things have hit the fan.
How come Mark isn't targeting Berserk Joseph?
>>
>>1569547
K m8 I will calm Joseph down so we can have our duel
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>>1569552
>PROBABLY THE BEST HUNTER EVER
That's Rob you're thinking about.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1569549
>Hitting a child.
The monster. My turn's up next, so I'll do something then, if I survive the blow.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1569554
Indeed.
INCOMING CHILD ABUSE
Mark has +23 Power
Wilda has +11 Speed
>>1569550
Cuz he saw Joseph activating iron body.
And attacking a crazed roided up axeman in that state is a bad idea
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>>1569556
Master Mark! Think of the children!
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>>1569560
No that would be futile since I can't roll higher than master
>>
>>1569558
"Whaaaat, I'm just gonna spank her. With my stick. That's not an euphemism by the way."
>>
>>1569563
"It really does sound like a euphemism, now that you put it that way. I don't think Kaine wants his upper ranks full of child-fiddlers."
>>
>>1569563
While I am against hitting kids, sometimes you just gotta discipline the little runts a bit
>>
>>
>>1569568
>We might have to call the Police!
Police are OP m8.
>>
>>1569565
"Guess I'll just have to slap you then"
UNLESS SOME BRAVE HERO WOULD STEP UP AND RECIEVE THE SMACKING INSTEAD
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>>1569571
If the police can go ahead and arrest the King of England, then it is possible for the police to arrest a potential pedophilic elder vampire.
>>
>>1569572
Wilda is yet to receive any damage, therefore intercepting seems unoptimal course of action.
>>
>>1569572
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE ON THIS PEDO
>>
SLAP INCOMING.
This will reduce Wilda's health to 4
>>
>>1569577
It'll count as an interception. Logical assumption would be to save up interception actions before ally will be receiving fatal damage to increase chances of our survival.
>>
>>
>>1569581
"Hello, this is the polic--"
The police has been smacked into the hunters.
Everyone lost 2 HP
Fermata manovra
>>
>>1569586
Can I play as the policeman, OP?
I'm ready to actually play instead of spectate
>>
>>1569586
Is it legal for a child to take those power-up pills, let alone a good idea for the current situation?
If not, Wilda will retreat and exit combat to avoid being along with the hard hitters.
>>
>>1569590
You could probably turn into a grown up version of Wilda
>>
>>1569587
He died.
Current Hunter HP:
Wilda: 8
Horace: 3
Oswell: 9
Joseph: 5
Now it's Wilda's turn
>>
Hunters, attention.
Analyzing current situation. Found two solutions.
1. Retreat.
2. Attempt to request backup. Preferrably with some holy water AoE for heal and damage of enemies. Or with OuttaBudgettoHila golem variation.
>>1569586
Also, OP, can I know what I have in my inventory ATM, aka hull?
I was provided with something before arrival, right?
>>
>>
>>1569597
>Stop yo shit right noooooowwww
what'd I do nigga
I'm bored cause I can't play my character
>>
>>1569597
>- cocaine
Huh. I wonder what a Golem carries around cocaine for.
>>
>>
>>1569601
Won't you go berserk like Joseph?
>>
>>1569601
Well if you're gonna grow big, aint no being smol then is it.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>1569600
An engineer hid it there, forgetting to take it out before the Golem was sent on the mission
>>
>>1569608
>Maintenance
how much HP does maintence recover and if every hunter can apply it to me, or just me?
Do they help in KO situations?
>>
Suggestion
What will happen if to spread cocaine in the air?
>>
>>1569610
>True, but she could be swole yet smol.
>>1569613
Maintenance heals 1 HP each turn
>>
>>1569618
The ending to Scarface
>>
>>1569619
>Maintenance heals 1 HP each turn
Considering my current HP being 2, I would appreciate if someone used Coal and Oil for maintenance of my unit
>>
>>1569619
So I take it that she's now NPCed for the moment, unless for some reason she is immune to going mad?
>>
So what's Wilda's doing again?
>>
>>
>>1569626
Take the 10 pills, unless they were already taken, in which she'll punch Mark in the face with the current power boost.
>>
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>>1569629
Right. A little girl is taking pills. She'll just go berserk like Joseph and becum NPC'd.
Now the question is wha tthe berserk form looks like:
Lessee:
1: An adult. For sooooooooome reason
2: Premature limiter release form
3: Anchor arms
4: Literally the same right now but with red glowing eyes
Who wants to roll for this
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1569635
Guess I'll roll for it, since I'm playing her.
>>
>>1569642
Well that slaps me on the dick.
>>
Considering current situation I'd recommend every sane ally involved to leave this place.
>>
>>1569642
Wilda's power is now 28
And she has ALSO gone berserk.
hurr
>>
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>>1569648
Wait, how can her clothes fit her adult body?
>>
>>1569650
>>1569651
Shut it Bobby or you're gonna get a mace to the face.
>>
>>1569655
Well, she can do much worse than that, but she's threatening them with a mace since it makes a nice crunching sound as the bones shatter from within.
>>
>>1569655
Wait, how come her hat get bigger too?
And her mace?
Bobby's only ask valid questions, please no mace to face :3
>>
"It seems all the hunters has fell into a coma. Time to nick the pills back and let them deal with the berserkers"
>>
>>1569662
lol
So whose turn is it now? Mine?
>>
>>1569662
Evacuate sane allies
>>
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>>1569662
Good idea Master Mark!
Let's leave before Bobby's face got maced
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1569665
Yes.
Oh wait, haven't roll for that initial berserk wilda attack yet.
1: Smash herself in a confused rage
2: Smash Horace
3: Smash Golem
4: Smash Oswell
5: Smash Berserk Joseph
6: Smash Bobby's face
7: Smash Bobby's face
8: Smash Bobs sidekick
9: Smash Bobby's face again
10: Smash Mark
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1569669
So now Bob roll 1d10 against Wilda
Bob has 11 Power
Berserk Wilda has 28 Power
>>
>>1569670
Looking bad for you, Bobby
>>
>>1569670
Time for a b̨̧̢͓̫̩̪̥̪̽̑̿͞͞ͅļ͕̪͍̟̤̱̳̒͂́̿́̍͑̀̀o̯̣̼̹̿̐̌̐̓̊̌̊͘͢ớ͉͓̤̮͕͔̀͗͊̓͢͝͞͠ͅd̶̻̳̭͍̗̏͗̌̒̽̋́̃̈b̵̢̛̺̺̞̝͚̠̄͑͂̎͗̓͠͞a̛̱̩̙͗̾͑̎̊̓͟͝ṭ̷̢̛̠̥̦̮̩͇̎̉̐͛̊̏̓͘ͅḩ̛͎͎̘̟̟͔̘͛͐̈̔͒̇͡͝͡.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1569669
Wilda it's me uncle Bob
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>>1569674
Hi uncle Bob.
Bob has 9/15 HP left.
NOW it's Horace's turm
>>
>>1569676
Evacuate all non-berserk teammates out of the combat area for heals.
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>>1569679
Could you also give me a heal as well? I only have a slight chance of breaking one's bones.
>>
>>1569679
All active hunters in favour of retreating say "Aye"
>>
>>1569685
Aye
aka
Roger.
>>
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>>1569685
Aye, i guess.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1569687
>>1569689
>>1569688
>>1569690
Aight.
Now roll to retreat.
Normally you can't retreat from bossfights but this is a special case with 2 neutral berserkers getting thrown in.
But lowest roll still gets picked tho
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1569691
Retreat successful.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1569691
Sounds good
>>
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>>1569695
>Good thing we had such a low threshold, huh?
Affirmative.
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>>1569694
escaped
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>>1569702
Sic the whole restaurant on the two berserked hunters
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>>1569702
lol
Time to begin the heals!
I'll start reading the maintenance manual on proper repairs for Golem, maybe that'll help us out.
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>>1569704
healing should happen automatically
I suggest check weapons I bring with me to see their stats - if they'll provide anyone with upgrade of attack.
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>>1569703
>>1569704
Geaking in process as the battle rages on inside.
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>>1569709
More bodies for the s̸̡̧̛̘̼̝͓̜̰̯̗̉̌̀͌́͠ḻ̵̢̨̨̯͐̿̑̐̒̊à̶̡̪̤̫̜̤̄̆̊͘͟ư͓̣̟͈̜͎͗̿̒̓͒̐̿̓͟͜͢g̷͈̹̩̖̝͍̔̋͛̐̄̌͑̿̐ḧ̰̦͉̞̳̦͌̇̒̓͋͌̚̕͝t̜̤͇̙̱͖̺̂̓̍̿̎͠ḛ̣̱̣͚͉̰̩̈͂̋̿̋̿͛́r͓̻̙̘̠̙̣͆̌̀͛́̎̀, how delightful! Maybe having such numbers will ensure that there's no infighting between the berserked duo.
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>>1569711
>For all of us outside of combat? Yeah, but it doesn't hurt to come prepared. Plus it might make matters a bit faster.
Please, do read.
OP, can we see stats on weapons I'm carrying.
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>>1569716
>Please, do read.
Well hey, it'sroleplaying my actions and I'm tired as shit.
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>>1569714
>>1569716
Sword: basically a replica of Gar's sword, cept it gives 3 damage point, can cleave
Hammer: 4 damage point, can smash head
Spear: 3 damage point, can stab 2 enemies if they're standing in a row
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>>1569722
What weapons can Golem use?
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>>1569724
As been said, I can use all of them.
Not sure which I should tho
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>>1569724
All of em.
Few levels later it can dual wield.
Few levels later after that level it can triple wield
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>>1569722
Surely, by having all the vampires attack a̛̝̻͖͇̠̒̆͌̊̂̕ń̶̺̬̫̺̣̘̝̣̾̀́̀̓͒̈̕ͅd̵̘̺̯̹̟̮͛̈́͛̃ b̡̡̠̜̰͖͇̻͔̭̀͌͗͆̽͝͡ȩ̷̦̗͍̹̦̬͖͗͊͐̏͋͠͠c̸̛̛͓̦͚͈̥̜̞͋̂̓͛̎͂̓̎͢ͅo̸̢̢̦͎̺͓̱̔͐͗̎̊̀͌͠m͔͎̬̫͕̝͊̋̔́͌̉͡e̴͙͍͕͖͓̰̝̊̌͑̔̒͗͒͡͞ a̢̡̨̬̖̞͖̠̙͎̿͌̈́͋̃͝k̵̮͙͔̬̫̟̠͔̊̂̈̃͌̇̂̕̚͞i̢̮̟͙͓͎̭̾͋̎̉̾ṇ̷̛͕̰̃͛͗̑͑̀͟ t̷̨͖̝̫̭̼̥̑̌̒͆̉̈͘̚͢͡ơ̡̟͙̩̗̭̥̘̌̀̒ b̴̧̞̣̫̺̖̺̳͔͌̍͗́̿̕̚͠ų̸̗̭͈͔͉̮̎̓̑̍͂̎t̸̢͙͚͓̭͉̠͔́̄͛̈́͑̓̕͞c̴̨̺̪̗͔͉̹̝̳̔̐̏͂͆͡͠͞ȟ̡͖̠͔͈͓̍̑̃̽̎͂e̸̡̧̗̞̩̽̔̂͊͞͞r̘̠͇͍͓̳̗͈̜͚̒̓̌͆͂͘è͇̗͈̩̗͂̐̊͊̓͐̀̚d̢͔͔̠͉͙͍̞̘́̎̎̆̒̓͗̐͜͝ l̷̡̧̼̖̤̥̎̿͑̒̆͜å̛̙̪̗̖͔̋̾͑͘̕͠m̩͔̟͍̈̃̓͑̂͒́͜b̷̨̧̝̮̤̯̬͙͆̌͐̆͒̂͗̿̕͜͜ş̛͙̠̻̫̭͚̥͒̽͌̏͗́͡, Mark's basically feeding us with EXP?
>>1569731
I bet he repurposes one of his legs into a spare arm, because he's based on Outtabudgetto, so it would fit that theme.
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>>1569731
>Does it get extra hands for that?
Yes
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>>1569733
For outtabudgetto, leveling up means getting "some" budget
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>>1569736
Can't find meaning of word "Budget" in my database. Probably was erased of cause being of out of date information
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>>1569737
>I don't remember the hunters ever using the same types of weapons as each other.
As such,each have their own weapon proficiencies.
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save game?
Seems like most players are inactive.
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>>1569722
>>1569739
If that's the case, out of the weapons so far, Wilda would do best with the Hammer. Oswell can't get any because he already has two swords. Joseph might want to use that Sword, but you could also use that. I'd guess the closest weapon to me would be that Spear.
>>1569614
Joseph, do you want any other weapons or are you sticking with that huge axe of yours?
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>>1569743
I'm still active, and I bet "Axeman Joseph" is still around, waiting until he's no longer going berserk.
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>>1569746
Well.
Good news is Berserker phase has ended.
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>>1569747
Oh shit. How good did they do?
Did we all heal up?
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>>1569747
Give master Mark a potion of blood to heal him
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>>1569747
Well...
Ambush attack now that he's weakened?
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>>1569747
At least we beaten some shit out of him, and maybe even lowered his stats. Hopefully the other, non-unconscious hunters are able to finish him off.
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>>1569748
The non-currently-KO'd hunters have healed up.
Mark's stats are the same-ish but his HP is lower now.
NOW WILL THE OTHER HUNTERS ATTACK MARK AGAIN BEFORE BOB MANAGES TO GIVE HIM A HEALING POTION?
WILL MARK TAKE THIS CHANCE TO EXECUTE THE UNCONCIOUS HUNTERS?
WILL I BE ABLE TO MAKE A SANDWICH?
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>>1569757
Where the hell did Bob get that potion, anyway? There was no mention of it earlier, and we didn't see him do some alchemy to brew it.Was he hiding it up his ass?
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>>1569757
Can we combo?
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>>1569757
>NOW WILL THE OTHER HUNTERS ATTACK MARK AGAIN BEFORE BOB MANAGES TO GIVE HIM A HEALING POTION?
Sure.
Charge back into the room cause lack of noise means berserk mode wears down
Use stretched arms on get potion out of Bob's hands and use it on allies.
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>>1569759
They're in a vampire dining room. There's plenty of blood around.
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>>1569763
>Use stretched arms on get potion out of Bob's hands and use it on allies.
Or that.
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>>1569763
It's blood not a normal healing potion you dingus
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>>1569765
Well, that's true, but that would be akin to shoving food down one's mouth to heal. It's more of a long-term thing compared to a bonified actual health potion.
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>>1569761
It will now count as a diffrent battle. Combo count has been resetted for both sides.
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>>1569769
They're vampires. Blood can heal them instantly.
It's vampire magic I aint gotta explain shieet
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>>1569775
>It's vampire magic I aint gotta explain shieet
Vampire magic OP.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1569774
PRE EMPTIVE ACCCTIOOOOONNNNNNNNN
Bob and Golem roll 1d10
Golem has 9 Power
Bob has 11 Power
Mark has 21 Power
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>>1569775
Well, if I can excuse my shit being 'Eldritch Magic', then it's fair for them to claim their stuff is just Vampiric Magic.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1569782
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1569782
This attack design was patented by Hunter engineer - Ivan Longarmed (tm)
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>>1569785
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
RIP.
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>>1569785
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
Oh no. Horace, do something!
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>>1569785This won't look good for our sponsors.
Any lurker to redeem the Ivan?
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>>1569791
You can't intercept on a friendly attack roll can you
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>>1569794
we can call it preemptive combo attack
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>>1569794
I have no idea.
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>>1569785
>>1569784
The attack failed. Wuh oh.
Now
>>1569791
>>1569794
Hmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe ya can.
If I count that as a combo.
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>>1569799
We get like 2 combos per fight, and since the combo thingy got refreshed, one of them could be used for preventing Mark from being healed.
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>>1569799
>If I count that as a combo.
That would safe face of Super Robot Pilot Downloadable Content.
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>>1569803
>safe
save
The speech module was again provided by Eastern Colonists from Crab Island (tm)
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Very well then.
Horace jumps in and smashes the potion.
The hunters have 1 combo left.
Now it's Mark's turn
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>>1569810
Master ya gotta heal, drink blood
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>>1569811
"Indeed Bob. Now...where can I get some blood. Oh I know of a source,...right..next to me...."
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>>1569813
I willingly offer you my blood, master
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>>1569813
Oh boy...
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>>1569813
"...And by that I mean these two free meals"
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>>1569813
It's four if you really want to get technical Master: Bob, Bat, the two unconscious hunters at your feet...
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>>1569824
Can I use interception to grab both of them - Joseph and Wilda - with stretchable arms?
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>>1569824
I guess that makes more sense
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>>1569827
Sure.
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>>1569824
Well that's an interception from me
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>>1569832
>>1569827
So who's intercepting the bloodsucker, and with what?
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>>1569836
Can we learn who have bigger chances for saving both in single interception?
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>>1569844
If block will happen, can we launch second interception after first one, OP?
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>>1569846
Considering power difference, chances of landing a blow are close to zero.
Such action is not recommended.
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>>1569836
I have a better chance at it with Master of None
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>>1569839
in this instance, since he's holding up both of them and is occupied with drinking their blood.
Mark's Bonus will be 14
Both Oswell and Golem uses a +9 Bonus
Unless I count Master of None still being active even though this is a different battle and most things have been reset
Bob's Bonus is 11
>>1569847
Everyone only gets 1 interruption.
Horace already used his.
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>>1569853
Actually, do we still have those pills on us?
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>>1569856
Nah. The pill has been retaken during the berserker fight.
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>>1569853
I see no other option, but to proceed with interruption attempt in hopes to save our allies.
Of course there is also possibility to shove cocaine bag into Mark's mouth, but that seems risky and will lead to unknown effect.
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>>1569858
Fug.
Can we combo our interception?
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>>1569861
For this one emergency?
eh
sure.
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>>1569853
So Golem's pre-emptive action doesn't count as an interception?
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>>1569864
How about my intercept to master Mark's defense roll
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>>1569869
It was a combo with me.
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>>1569871
Eh. since the hunters can do it, doesn't see why not the vampires can't too
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>>1569873
Isn't Bat enemy unit dead?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1569878
Almost dead.
AND NOW FOR COMBO INTERUPTION
HUNTERS HAVE GOLEM AND OSWELL:
18 BONUS
VAMPIRES HAVE MARK HIMSELF AND BOB+BAT SIDEKICK
MARK HAS 14 BONUS
BOB ADN SIDEKICK HAS: 20 BONUS
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1569885
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1569885
Stretched arms were designed by Ivan Longarmed. (tm)
For all your stretchy needs.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1569885
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>>1569885
Retreat after this brobat, don't want you dying on me
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I want to use this minute of silence to say goodbye to our friends, Wilda and Joseph.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1569885
Aw shiet
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>>1569903
Nice save, Nobody! Whose character were you on?
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>>1569903
Oh shit, a outside stranger coming in to save the day.
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>>1569903
>no specific character in name
doesn't count lol
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>>1569905
I don't really care who, some hunter. Let's say average man. I'm just here to help with dice rolls
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>>
>>
>>1569908Ivan Longarmed come to save face of his design
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>>1569913
Ivan Longarmed is a hack who stole his designs from Vladimir Stretchylimbs
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>>1569918
Can we meet these two fine gentlemen?
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>>1569918
That would explain a lot, actually.
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>>1569927
Such a great display of gentlemanly presentation, did they make any other robots alongside OuttaGolem?
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>>1569927
The one with the white stache is obviously the hero in this arrangement. Bet Mr black-stache is a secret vampire
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>>1569918
>Implying they both weren't scammers who stole the blueprints from the great master Boris Elongatedstumps
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>>1569935
Boris Elongatedstumps is a known liar among the Flexible Arms Gentlemen
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>>1569938
>Implying Boris Elongatedstumps isn't trying to expose a cartel run by the Flexible Arms Gentlemen.
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>>1569938
Boris Elongatedstumps is the best Armmaker of our entire age! He is second only to Dimitri Grandhands
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Anyway.
You denied Mark his meal.
Hunters have 0 combos and interruptions left.
Now it's horace's turn.
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This discussion brought you by Flexible Arms Gentelmen (tm)
>>1569951
As you can see even novice hunter can use stretchable arms to save his friends!
Horace, I recommend reviving Joseph or keeping combo attacking Mark
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>>1569951
Drag the KO'd out of the combat zone, or as close to it if I can't, to use all of my emergency triage on these two hapless folk.
Can I kind of wallrun with these two bodies, or am I restricted to dragging really fast?
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>>1569958
But we ain't got no combos, you blasted robutt
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>>1569951
I feel like we should just run away. We need to heal up and plan for a more honest fight later, and hopefully Mark will also take that into account, and leave as well.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1569961
Lessee
1:No
2: Yes
3: no
4: yes
5: No
6: yes
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>>1569974
Thanks, Dice God! Are you coworkers with God?
Wall run with these two bodies out of this joint to perform my cumulative emergency triage on them!
>>
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1569977
Roll 1d10 against the wall
Horace has +10 speed
Wall has +2 slippery
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>>1569984
That wall is being uppity, we should consider punching it in the face to establish dominance
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1569984
Hey Wall, we're still friends, right?
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>>1569995
Horace has left the battle.
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1570002
I agree with that suggestion
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>>1570017
Whatever this dude suggests. I'm here to read, not to lead
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Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d10)
>>1570017
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
Bob roll 1d10
My two rolls are for Mark and Bat sidekick
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>>1570027
Oh yeah, forgot to mention, Oswell rolls too, of course.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1570027
Punch bomb their direction to establish explosions!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1570027
Brobat don't die
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>>1570034
Oh shite, Brobat is the only one who didn't roll enough.
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>>1570038
I use up my roll to shield him from the explosion, but take damage myself
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1570027
Rip
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>>1570047
Oh wait.
Mark uses his 10 to smack the bomb back at the hunters
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>>1570055
Oh shi'
Was that an intercept?
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>>1570055
Aw shiet
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>>1570055
Smack it back.
Or that will count as intercept?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1570055
Ayo that's bullshit man.
I use this roll to throw it back.
Fuck you, Mark.
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>>1570055
>Master Mark's hobby is golf
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1570063
Punch it back to establish dominance!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1570060
>>1570062
So now Oswell and Golem rolls 1d10 against da bomb
Lowest roll counts.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1570074
Tricky.
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>>1570074
>Rolled 10 (1d10)
>Lowest roll counts.
Damn son.
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>>1570074
Shit, that thing's coming in hot.
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>>1570074
fug
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>>1570078
Tag reattached.
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>>1570074
>>1570069
Mark turns out to have a secret hobby in golf.
Apparently.
Oswell now has: 9 HP
Golem now has: 13 HP
Now it's Bob's turn.
"Get your Bat outta here, Bob"
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>>1570087
First time I've seen someone hitting a bomb back.
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>>1570087
Take brobat to the batcave to heal up
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1570093
Roll 1d10 against the blood slicked floor
Bob has +8 speed
Floor has +3 slipperiness
Unless he flies, the the floor gets no bonus
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1570102
Yes I fly
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>>1570102
Does Bob have a form of locomotion that isn't blood rocketing out of his ass? I thought his legs were vestigial
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>>1570103
And so Bob leaves the battle.
The only ones left are Oswell and the Golem.
Spekaing of which, it's the Golem's turn
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1570112
Is getting weapon out and attacking with it - two different actions or one?
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>>1570112
I suggest fleeing, since we need to regroup, heal up, check if we can get new shit from that upgrades guy, and then head up to Mark's actual dwelling.
>>
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>>1570115
Two
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>>1570121
Fire Chest Cannon at Mark then
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>>1570112
did mark show up and attack or what? I was sleeping
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>>1570131
No.
The hunters interrupted his dinner.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1570126
Roll 1d10
>>1570129
Yes, to apply first aid on Wilda. horace will probably at some point touch her chest or something. And be branded a child molester
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1570148
This Cannon was provided by Canon Corporation (tm)
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>>1570148
Well, isn't Horace gay already? If he touch a child's chest, it isn't really pedo, since he's not into girls.
>>
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>>1570150
Everyone knows Arquebus Corporation (tm) is much better.
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>>1570151
The party's collective homosexuality was absorbed into Gar
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>>1570155
Wait, seriously? Huh.
If that negative-gay literature buff still applies, what does that make Horace?
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>>1570155
Well... He could turn gay via touching Joseph first, and then touch Wilda next, and not have it be paedophilic because of what I said before.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1570150
Mark has 8 HP left.
Cannon will need to be reloaded
>>1570162
Horace got undebuffed remember.
SO NOW IT'S UP TO THE DICE
Roll 1d10 to not be arrested by child protective services
>>
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>>1570178
I mean it's a 2, shouldn't be two hard two beat.
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>>1570178
what's with the Golem
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>>1570183
>two hard
Was that intentional?
If it was, ayyyy.
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>>1570170
Bob returns to make sure master Mark is okay after dropping off brobat
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>>1570183
>I mean it's a 2, shouldn't be two hard two beat.
Pffffft.
>>
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>>1570187
Killstreak reward
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>>1570200
Shoulda went with the tac nuke
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
So now, Mark will target:
1: Oswell
2: Golem
>>1570193
>>1570186
Horace managed to apply first aid without coming off a pedo
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>>1570208
Great! Now once I finish, I'll perform emergency triage on Joseph.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1570208
So now golem roll 1d10
Golem has 9 Power
Mark has 21 Power
>>1570211
Now roll 1d10 to not accidentally touch his crotch area
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1570223
>>
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>>1570225
Golem has 7 HP left/
Now it's Oswells turn
>>1570229
Oh shit, Horace touched Joseph's dick while he was helping him recover
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>>1570238
So we're not at risk of becoming a pedo if we perform first aid on Wilda now, right?
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>>1570250
Nice hat, Wilda.
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>>1570238
Master of None
ACTIVATE
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>>1570256
Awesome action pose
Now it's Golem's turn
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>>1570254
Thankies,I'm going to fire the medical supplies at you with the hat, for efficiency.
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>>1570258
Call reinforcements if possible.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1570265
IS IT POSSIBLE?
1:No
2: Yes
3: no
4: yes
5: No
6: yes
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>>1570270
Then reload cannon.
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>>1570270
Oh shite. Somebody fixed the hole in the ceiling. Now the Golem's smoke signals can't be seen.
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>>1570280
Right.
Now is Bob actiive
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>>1570282
If there's one thing that the vampires are good at, it is quickly fixing shit up.
Also, OP, how many vampires did Wilda and Joseph slaughter before being knocked out?
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Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>1570290
Let's see
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>>1570287
Yes
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>>1570291
they did a good job
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>>1570291
Impressive
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>>1570291
>Rolled 20 (1d20)
Wow, nice work!
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>>1570293
So it's your turn now Bob
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>>1570291
Niiiice. Surely that's enough for a level-up?
>>
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>>1570298
The blood Bob drank earlier was elder blood right? If so, transform into true form
If not, try to heal master Mark
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>>1570303
I'll keep back, and defend our backs. Don't want any vampires coming up here trying to get a meal and joining the fight, can we?
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>>1570305
Indeed. that was another cup of Mark's own blood to empower Bob.
Bob's Stats rite now:
Power 22
Speed 16
HP 30
Special 16
Will 18
>>
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Tricky.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>1570318
Horace re enters the battle.
Now it's Mark's turn
1: Golem
2: Horace
3: Oswell
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1570328
So now Oswell roll 1d10
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1570331
K
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>>1570337
Oswell dodged it.
Now it's...Bob's turn
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>>1570342
Take massive lungs full of air and beast screech
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>>1570343
Bob roll 1d10
Everyone else also roll 1d10
Bob has 16 Special
Horace has 8 Will
Golem has 10 Will
except for the roll against oswell though, that one has no bonuses for anyone
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1570347
>1d10
Shit.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1570347
What was that?
Mere sound doesn't affect me.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1570347
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1570347
Ayy, k
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>>1570347
Jesus, that's loud. Could hear it from over here as well.
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>>1570353
>>1570351
>>1570350
>>1570349
Only Oswell managed to plug his ears in time.
Other hunters are now stunned.
So now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1570358
Attack Mark.
Because fuck you Mark.
>>
Where's that nigger
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1570366
>>1570363
Oswell roll 1d10
"This is probably for that one time I shoved your ghost waifu into a sword aint it"
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1570369
Yeah pretty much.
Also fuck you and your high rolls.
I hate you Mark.
Worse than Chad.
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>>1570374
I think I'ma not roll here and enjoy the ten
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I'm apologizing for inconvenience, but this Golem AI will go offline in 15-20 minutes.
>>1570374
Dice Entity has spoken the truth. Recorded for archives.
>>
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>>1570374
HOLY SHIT MARK WAS CHAD THE WHOLE TIME
this post is not canon
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>>1570379
I'll think about it, because it feels cheap rejoining the fight after being KO'd in it. That, and I need to defend our backs from any threat that might come this way.
>>1570380
Does that non-canonically means that Bob was working with the person he despised the most? Ŵ̸̯͎̠͎̞̩̹̈̆̎̄͊͟͜H̴̫͇̤͖̖͕̬͙͙́̽̍̾̎͌͗̀͘͡A̼̺̟͔͍̋̉̆̊̿͑T̢̡͈͉̳̬̭̗̎́̊́̔͒͜͝ Ä̴͇͔̫́̒͌̐́̂͢͢͟ T̖̪̘͕͚̀̒̀͂̌͜͢͝W̷̨̳̰̯͓̤̰̰̹͊̐̎͞͡I̢̠̹̪͑̈́͂̆̔͜ͅS̡̡̡̹͕͉̥̋̽̿̑̓͛T̵͈̘͈̜͚̫̏̈́͒̈̔͡.
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>>1570380
Yeah so what about that damage i just dealt to him.
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>>1570374
Anyway. Mark has 4 HP left. Now it's his turn.
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>>1570380
>this post is not canon
Resembles Canon from archives.
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>>1570386
How much damage does Golem deal if he attacks normally?
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>>1570388
NameTag module malfunction. Source of problem : unknown
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>>1570386
And for his turn....Mark attacks Horace's stunned and unprotected neck
Horace now has: 3 Hp
Mark now has: 14 HP
Horace is no longer stunned.
Now it's Bob's turn
>>1570395
2
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Proposal:
Retreat and regroup elsewhere.
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>>1570402
Stomp attack
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>>1570402
Oh. So that's how much health he heals from bites.
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>>1570409
BOB AND HUNTERS ROLL 1D10
BOB HAS 22 POWERRRR
Horace has 10 speed
Golem is stuneed so it's fucked
Oswell's roll has no bonuses
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1570418
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>>1570405
That's a fair opinion. It'll allow us to level up, and enables me to f͍̻̬͎̜̭͚͙͍͐̀͑͆́͑̌̿͞͠ŗ̵̛̯̣̰̯̼̼͍͔̾́̿͛́͠ȩ̵͉̪͙͍͊̓̈̎̀̈́̾̂e̴̹͎͕̫͍̖̘̬̔̇̀̀͘͝͞ m̻̗͖͈̝̫̦̦̦͂̑̽͆̐̓̍͛͠ý̵̢͎͇̘͇͕̦͙͇̟̋̄͗̃͗̽̋̄͘s̢̘̗̫͑̋̐̓͋͐̿́̕͜͡ẻ̟̞͓̪̙͓͔͒̍̏̄̎̾̐̏̈́l̵̜͕̞̤̘̬̿̑̔͑̂̚͜f̧͓͉͙̐̇͛̐͌̄͘͘͟͜͞ f̨͈̻̘͖̤͙̥̜̽̔͊̉̊̽̚ŗ̨̭͕̦͕͔͈̇̇̋̄̈́ơ̸̩̘̯͚̬͚̦̣̆͛̑̄̿͆͢m̫͓̣̣̞͌̍̓̓͒̈́̃͊̒ ṱ̸̪̱͖͈̞̬̟̥̂̍͒̓̉̉̕͟͞h̶͔̠̞͕̗͍̖̒͋̓͐̀̑͗͟ḙ̵̡̨̧̞͔̺͆̂̌͒͒̃͘ l̷̫̻̮͊̇̎̌̾̓̏͛͜ͅǐ̷̢̛̩̫͖̩̋́͋̉͜m̨̧̛͇̩̼̹͓̠̜̆͗́͗͒̄͋͡͞i̧̮̣̰͕̩̙̾̇̈̂̄̕̕͢t̴̢̳̱͇͕̬̹̱̯̻͛͊̆͞͡͝i͎̼͚͉̻͐̀́̐̔̈̆̊̈n̡̢̼̞͖͙͍̫̣̗͒̈́̓̽̔g̡̧̢͚̭̟̼̹͕̒́̀̿̈́͑̋̕͢͝ c̠͈̪͍̺̰͎͈̘̆̑͋́̈̏h̢͔̠̱̻͚̹͎̬̫͒̆͠ą̧̩̺̹̯̪̠̂̾͊̃̈́̎̔i̷̡̭̮̼͉͍͍̗͂̔́̒̓̐̇͘n̨̩̹͇͕͈͙̖̂̑̓̿̐̚s̥̮̤͙̞̟͉̬̜̑͋̋̓́̔̕̚͞,̷̖̤̺͈̹̠̘̞͇̓̑͐̈́̕ͅ a̡̮͈̖͓͌̀̓̌̇̃̽̈͟͟͢͞ṅ͔̻̥͉̖̩̻̋̀̊͘͢ḑ̜̗̹̜̰̩̖̻̀͐͐̄̎͐̒͘͜͠ u̳̝̬̤̿̓̑̍̔͌͘͟n̸̛͓͎̪̻̰̊͛͒̆̃͜͝͞l̵̤̪̞̮͖̆̾́͂̄̆͊͠͠͡ͅȩ̛͔̳̻͔̟̬͈̟͈̓̃̇̔̋͐̇́a̵͉̥̠̰̝̞̎̔̾͂̑͘͡͠s̴̫̳̹̥̟͙̜̰̆̀͊͘̚ȇ̷̟̪̟̮́̈́́̈́̕͢͠ m̶̨̯͉̩̗̘̹̓͒̄́̾̆́̿͞ͅỳ̸̛̟̫̬̪̤͐͐̽̀̽͌̚͡ ḟ̷̡̢͍̻̼̙́̾̑̔̓̀͌̐͐͢u̷͉͎̺̠͔̹͂̏̋͒̌͊̄͠l̡̢̛̳̭̙̻̦̟͌͒̒̕ͅͅĺ̸̛̮̗͎͎͖̞̟͙͕̩͒̈͐ e̴̺͚͈͕̻͎̔̋̋̓̿̓̎̚ḽ̫͚̳̹̰̿̀̍͋ḑ̧̝̻͇̀̆̏̔̆͢ͅŗ̘͉̼͔͉̼̤̖͐̏͊̓́̆́͒̏͝ͅi̧̜̩̯͙̐̎̂̆̑̇t͕̰̰̭̉́̆́̀̔̽̔͟͠͡ç̤̟̗̩̱̈͒̂̌̉̂́̒h̡̛̜̖͉̠͊̂͆́͑͝ f̶̩̰͈̞̗̱̰̹̍̀͒̂͡͠͠ǫ̶̖̼̞͉̞̠͐̂̍̎͘̚̕r̡̡̗̘̃̔͑̃̽̕͝ͅm̶̭̹̥̰͔̬̠̓̒̋͆͠.
You know, just in case our second fight goes south.
>>
I think retreat is good option, Hunters.
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>>1570419
>>1570420
The 2 hunters bounce.
Now what about that regular one
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>>1570418
RETREAT EVERYONE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIFE!!
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>>1570428
Joseph suddenly pokes his head in and implores the hunters to retreat.
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>>1570432
Thanks, Joseph.
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>>1570436
No prob
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>>1570436
>>1570438
>>1570441
Which is good since Bob's stomp launched all 3 hunters to the ground.
And stunned them.
Again.
If the 2 unstunned hunters could help pull em out of the room, that'd be great.
Or leave them as vampire chow, who knows.
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>>1570442
I'm the quickest, so I can help rescue them from the fight. 11 Speed is indeed something.
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>>1570442
I joined the fight to evacuate the others, and now I need to be evacuated. Great.
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>>1570442
>Help in evacuating the others!
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>>1570446
Such is life in the zone.
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>>1570449
>Such is life in the zone.
>the zone.
I'm going to need to wear agas maskafter this.
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>>1570449
The vampire diner zone.
>>
This unit is going offline in mere minutes.
Transportation to safety will be welcomed and will guarantee the longevity of SupaGolemMaker(tm)'s product.
Please consider official support of the company in the future.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1570445
>>1570448
So now Wilda and Joseph roll to evacuate the stunned hunters.
Against.....the chance that one of their clothes will somehow be stuck to the floor due to a nail or something, I dunno.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1570453
Worth a shot.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1570453
Okay! CMON CMOOOON!!!!
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>>1570456
>>1570455
"They've escaped...hmm..Come Bob, dinner's done. Let's return to the clocktower."
>>1570452
>official support of the company in the future.
Nice joke
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>>1570462
Yes master. We really oughta increase the security in the corridor to the clocktower and the 3rd level.
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>>1570462
Well, we made it out alive. Slap everyone awake to make sure they're not dead. Or employ the hat cannon and shoot them non-lethally. Whichever one has the better chance of waking them up.
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>>1570462
>Nice joke
This unit is not compatible with upgraded "RamRoveless" module, therefore jokes are not understandable.
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>>1570465
Cant we just use [Smelling salts]? Instead of probably harming them?
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>>1570469
But where's the f̷͇͇͚̰̞͒̀͢͡͝ų͚͎̞̗̼̓̏̑͒́̓͂͋͌͡n̮͚͉̠̻̩̑͒̉͊̀͋͢͠ in that?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1570464
"Indeed"
>>1570465
>>1570469
It's cool, it's a medicine cannon.
With a chance of shooting an explosive round instead.
Wilda roll 1d10 to see if it's a healing shot or not
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>>1570477
Might I suggest bringing in some horrors from level 0?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1570477
Brace yourselves, this has a small chance of being rather p͕̬̥̘̱̝͚͓̮̞͒̔̈́̇̽͛͘͡ą̷̹̝̦̭̤͍̭̈́̈́̂̊̂̈́̑͘͠͡i̘͔̥̙͓̭̻͔̖̋̎̿͒͘͢͠n̷̢̼̘̩͚̫̓̀̐̌͌̐̚͞f̡̭̯͎͓̼̼͙̼̝͋̊͒͛̕ư̺͇̟̝̞͓̓̌̇̆̀͆̆̎͢͟l̵̢̧̧̧̥̦͇͑̿͊͂̈̔̏̆̒͠.
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>>1570479
"When it's come to this, that's a good idea"
>>1570481
Heals deployed.
NEXT EPISODE:
ATTACK OF THE CREATURES
FROM THE BASEMENT!!!
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>>1570488
>>1570493
Maybe once we meet up with that merchant hunter jew bloke. In the meantime, it's always worth a g̜̪̙̼̫̠̥͍̙͋̍͐̽͛̆̒̃͝a̧̮̦͇̤͋́̍́̆̍͋͘͝͝m̢̗̟̠͖͇̭̓̓̈̂̀͌̆͞͝͠ͅb̧̺̗͎̰̺͔͕̥͌́̾̕̕͟͡ļ̵̙̪̼̠̜͑̏̂̈͋̏́̇̚͠ȇ̢̥̗̳̞̥͔͇̳͔̾̏̆͘.
>>1570488
There's two things I gotta ask...
1: Who painted over the hat? It was black before, and now it's white with a red cross.
2: Does Bob now have size-shifting powers, or is Mark just in the very foreground?
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>>1570493
>no poak bun shirt cannon
Sad!
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>>1570493
sheeit nigga
good thread
what would those cannon slots do?
also holy shit we slaughtered 20 vampires
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>>1570493
>>1570495
>2: Does Bob now have size-shifting powers, or is Mark just in the very foreground?
I think that's Mark in the foreground and Bob in his normal form.
>Maybe once we meet up with that merchant hunter jew bloke. In the meantime, it's always worth a g̜̪̙̼̫̠̥͍̙͋̍͐̽͛̆̒̃͝a̧̮̦͇̤͋́̍́̆̍͋͘͝͝m̢̗̟̠͖͇̭̓̓̈̂̀͌̆͞͝͠ͅb̧̺̗͎̰̺͔͕̥͌́̾̕̕͟͡ļ̵̙̪̼̠̜͑̏̂̈͋̏́̇̚͠ȇ̢̥̗̳̞̥͔͇̳͔̾̏̆͘.
True.
>1: Who painted over the hat? It was black before, and now it's white with a red cross.
Either you or me. I think it's you because I was busy performing triage at the time.
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Aight. So game saved fer now.
Good thread
90% is spent fighting Mark and his vampire buddies.
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>1570495
>Who painted over the hat? It was black before, and now it's white with a red cross.
Eldritch Magic did it
>Does Bob now have size-shifting powers, or is Mark just in the very foreground?
Kinda
Regular Bob is always a little bit bigger than Mark
Joke Bob is whatever size looks the funniest
Roided up Bob is a giant
>>1570497
That's only for premium members.
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>>1570510
>90% is spent fighting Mark and his vampire buddies.
This is the longest fight we've had yet. One of the best fights to kill Bob if we ever had to.
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>>1570510
OP, you think we finally have a chance to beat Mark given this thread's performance?
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>>1570515
Mark bite me when he was near death and healed uptwice the damage he dealt.I doubt it.
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>>1570510
Well-baked bread
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>>1570498
That's the power of being numerically outnumbered, in addition to being on magic-roids. Hopefully we get more out of the level up than the others.
>>1570510
Well, turn it back to black. White doesn't fit Wilda's style too well.
Also, is Bob still as strong as he was during the latter end of the fight?I kinda want to have him continuing to get stronger and survive as we travel up the castle-manor that we're in.
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>>1570525>I kinda want to have him continuing to get stronger and survive as we travel up the castle-manor that we're in.
He can do that on his own without transforming. He just doesn't.
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>>1570515
That life steal move of his is gonna be a bitch. If Bob stuns anyone, that is basically a free head for Mark. Y'all should consider ear plugs
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>>1570515
Prolly. Moreso since next thread the limiter on Wilda is ready to be deactivated and she can transform into a state that triples all her stats. Who knows.
BUt Mark, being a boss, will definitely have a final form that'll he pull out of his ass in the last minute.
Oh and next thread the cap for stats gets raised.
>>1570525
It's white because it's a healing cap
>spoiler
If he keeps drinking Mark's blood maybe
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>>1570529
>BUt Mark, being a boss, will definitely have a final form that'll he pull out of his ass in the last minute.
>final form
Just how powerful is this final form?
If we have to kill Bob, can he get his own boss room separate from Mark if we wanted to?
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>>1570532
Depends if Bob wants to solo all 5 hunters
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Wait.
Mark became incoherent when he had that weed potion, the hat has a weed function. Overload him with dank and he'll chump out of his first fight phase
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>>1570546
Or have the golem shove cocaine into his face and have Mark re enact the ending to Scarface
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>>1570549
Hmm, that does sound pretty rad. What about going halfsies and shoving cocaine-laced weed down his throat
>>
Also
Mark and Chad hasn't been seen in the same room together
COINCEDENCE?
OR A CONSPIRACY TO HIDE YOU FROM THE TRUTH?
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
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>>1570528
Indeed, and maybe something to stun them in return.
>>1570529
>It's white because it's a healing cap
And it became a healing cap through Eldritch Magic, which she has. Paint it back to black, but keep the red cross on it to show that it can heal.
>If he keeps drinking Mark's blood maybeWould Mark allow that, at the cost of it being gay and homo?
>>1570546
>>1570549
I prefer Deposed's opinion, since if he goes full Scarface ending on us, we'll all die only for a guy in glasses to come behind him and shoot him in the back, sending him into the fountain below.
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>>1570552
He turns into his ultimate form
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>>1570554
Bob wouldn't work for his arch nemesis
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>>1570559
UNLESS HE WAS ACTUALLY BOB'S DAD THE WHOLE TIME
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>>1570566
Now that's just silly
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>>1570558
A free phase skip to final mode at full responsibility without even needing to dps like a fucker of mothers, sign me the fuck up
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>>1570566
>Bob's Dad was actually the rival to the main three/four Hunters, pretending to be a hunter himself in addition to a elder vampire.
How much deeper does this LORE go?
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>>1570576
I'm afraid to see how deep this rabbit hole goes
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>>1570576
>Mark was actually Chad who was actually Bob's Dad who was actually OP
OF COURSE
F
C
O
U
R
S
E
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>>1570576
Wait a second...
THAT'S NOT OP.
ENHANCE IMAGE.
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>>1570600
ENHANCE IMAGE AGAIN.
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>>1570600
ENHANCE.
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>>1570609
What's with that line going down your face, OP? Is there something that you're hiding?
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>>1570609
Open up OP's face
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>>1570609
Hmmm... Something tells me that you hide the truth from us.
ENHANCE!
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>>1570613
>>1570615
>>1570616
psssssssssshhhhh
steam and shit comes out
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>>1570634
WHO IS IT?!
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>>1570634
>Thin lines for the smoke
WHAT IS BEHIND THAT MASK?
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>>1570634
>steam and shit
OP full of shit confirmed
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>>1570642
Would feel bad
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>>1570637
>>1570641
Oh shit
It's Gar
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>>1570649
OP, now we know that's just not true
we already know Gar got killed permanently
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>>1570649
Now take that helmet off
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>>1570649
Wait, that's not Gar. That'sNot A Paladin!
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>>1570650
>>1570652IT WAS BOB HIMSELF THE WHOLE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
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>>1570658Wait, then who's the other Bob?
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>>1570658
It all makes sense now
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>>1570658
Now this has legit gotten silly. But so is 99% of LORE.
>>
Waitaminute
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>>1570670
N-nani?!
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>>1570680
It was OLD MAN HENDERSON the whole time.
In an elaborate scheme to obtain the burried pirate treasure.
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>>1570683
Old man henderson died years ago
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>>1570697
>>1570687
THAT'S WHAT THE GUBMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK
OLD MAN HENDERSON FAKED HIS OWN DEATH BY A MILLION EXPLODING TIGERS JUST SO HE CAN SCHEME TO OBTAIN THE BURRIED TREASURE OF CAP'N GOLDENBONER
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
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>>1570700
The buried treasure of captain goldenboner is just dildos
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>>1570700
Get out of the way OP, there's only one way to be sure. And that is tearing off that mask of his.
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>>1570709
oh shieeeet
>>1570707
Diamond encrusted Golden Dildoes
It's hidden inside Bob's ass
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>>1570711
Now, 'Old Man Henderson', let see who you REALLY are!
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>>1570714
In was you all along.
deep
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>>1570719
So, it turns out that we are indeed, Vampire Hunter Adventure Thing.
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>>1570719
I would have gotten away with it too
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>>1570719
Just like ur mum
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>1570723
Yes. we are indeed Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 12 Anonymous (ID: +BLUNoJZ) 06/13/17(Tue)02:38:08 No.1568699
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>>1570734
Bravo Bioware
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>>1570734
Now, is it possible to get a potential sneak peek into what Wilda will be like once she goes f̵̻̞͇̘̊̋̍͂͛̋̋̀́ͅu̵̹̮̫̫͍͕̮͆̄̊̉̈͢͜l̜̻̱̼̭̱͓͖̎̓͐͛́̿̾̕̚͟͞l̟̼̩̳͈̘̻̯̀̓̓̂͆́̉̚͡ ȇ̴̙̠̘̝̱̜̜͑́͂͆͟ͅļ̧̻̱̘̱̪̆̆̊̄̂̒̓͝͞ḍ̝͓̖̭̣́̿̓̿̃͌r̷͇̫̱͎̠͗͊͆̀̏̌͗̉ī̖̥̮͗̓͂̊̃̚͜͜͝͠ẗ̴̛͇̺͈̼̠̳̠̉̒̀̄c͉̰͇̩̖̫͇̠̬̓͐̿͌̆͜͝h̛̝̞͉̺͇̤̏̈́̌̑͗͝?
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>>1570739
ohs hi
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>>1570745
I'm spooked, legitimately.
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>>1570757
Now, an even more incomprehensible form
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>>1570762
JESUS, TONE BACK THE ELDRITCH, THIS IS GETTING 2SPOOKY.
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>>1570775
OH SHIIIIITTT
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>>1570780
Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
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>>1570780
İ̩̮̭̟͕͇̰̦̩̻̑̋̚͘͘ C̗̘̪̤̺̮͑͆́̾͢͡Ą̛̳͙̖͕̯̓̆̒̀́̈͟Ǹ̡̠̘͔̜͈̱̟̍̇̏̾̌͌̈́́̚͢ͅ N̢̼̖̖̰̆̋̽̏͘͜͠ͅÓ̷̮̹͔̺͕̯̰̽̂́̓̌͋̓͟ͅT̛̖̱̜͔͓̮̺͗̉͛̐͜ͅ C̛͚͎̯̣̹̠̘̖̔͑͊͗O̵̝͕̠̥͒͌̎̆͑͢͡͝M̰͎̥͙̖̤̯̊̓̑̉̑͌̿͝͞P̴̨͔̤͍̖̾͗̃̽͛̃̕͜R̵͉͚̞̟͇̝̤̃̆̎̃̓Ê̥̥̯͓̝̞͔͕̦̊̇̓̑̀͞H̸̼̥̬̱̮̜͕͙̄̇̌̾̀͊Ȇ̮͉̰̙̖̫̱̊̌̈́̊̂̓̊͡͠Ń̨͖͕̻̭͎̳͍͑̍̒̍̇͘̚D̬̣̝̳̘̰̱͒̉̐̋̒̆͟͠͡ Ẉ̶̧̠̪̹̓̔́̿̌̋H͉̠̖͉̻͗̃̂̑͝Ý̭̠̘̹̱̮͇͔̀̒̒̿̋̽̕ S̡̡͔̹̺͕̀͆̀̆͘͟Ô̠̱̙̣̝̺̎́͂̇̚͠͞Ḿ̨̬̥̜͎̳͌͗́͋́͠͠E̛͇̖̤̭̮͌̿̏͒̽̕͢Ơ̢̼̣̩̳̫̟̌̄̃̑N̵̮̻̤͓͚͔͉̯͌̓̉̄͠͝͞Ę̵̝̺̫̳͈̪̯̊̎̏̆̔͟ͅ Ŵ̶͔̦̺͔̞̟̯͕̀̆̉̉Ǫ̨̗̝̥̙̞̽͗͋̊͐̏̀͜͝U̙̰̣͑͑͛̾͛̕̚͟L̥͇̩̼̱͌́̽́̕̕D̛̝̝̘̹̱̣̦͆̈͛͊͘ T̠̮͓̞͈́̈̆̀̎͑̔͟͞R̸̨̞͖̝̫̻̠͚͇̳͐̀͑̽̄̀Ẏ̷̛̛̯̼̟͇̞̾̀̿̒̒͌̓ T͎̥̱͇̻̦̐͋̍̍͌̒͞͞͞O̟̝̦͚͈̘̣̊͊̓͑͟͠͡ͅ S̵̤̖̝̥̦̓̇͛́̽́͆͐͡Ḛ̡̡̦̥̺̫͋̒̓̓̃̑̓̉͐͡L̷̡̯͕̜̥͍͌̔̑͊͂͛͗̈̑͞L̮̰̫̫̼͂͑̐́̐̎̒̕͠ T̛͈̣͙̹͍̊͗̈͌̊H̡̝̖͎͙̱̰̀̉͊̔͛̑̋̊͟Ĕ̢̡͉̤̬̙͐́͋͊̉̌́̕͢ S̭̰̻̝͇͙̦̙͒͛͌̂̀͆͒͂͡A̷̡̪̰͇̜̩͉͗͂̒̾̋͘͜͡͡͠ͅͅM̷̨̢̥͚̤̮̐̑͆͑͐̐̓̀͢͜Ḙ̞͈̭͉̎̃̓͌̎̋͗͘ Ģ̗̦͚̜̺͈̩̃̑̇̆͆̏Ȃ̴̧͖̙͓̣̭̟̔͗̀̀͑͊͆͢M̸̢̗̬̪̟̥͙̦̭̋̊̽͐̌́̇͑͟È̺̠̦̭̰̜͍̫͕͑́̔́̃͜ O̦̹͇̪̳̜̼̫͓͆̒͗̒͘͡͞͡V̢̹̤̙̥̔͗́̎͒̓E̩̗̭̯̙̘̩̓̄͂̾̽̈́͘̚Ŗ̦̩̝͓̩̌̒̉̽͛̃͋ A͍̯̻͔͎̓́̀͗̏͆͑̚͡͠ͅN̵̡̧͖̦̗̰͔̙̎̉̓̀̒͛͢͞Ḍ̵͓͎̯̆̀̕͜͞͡ Õ̸͓̜̩̞̩͂͑́̌́́V͎͖̱̱͇̻͇̺͓͊͛͌̊̚̚É̶̤̞͔̘̌̐̂̿̋͘͜͝Ŕ̢̢̩̦́̂̎̇̾͐̕͟ͅ.̸̟͉̹̠̰̬͔̫̍̄̌̎̍̄͘͜ W̸͎̣̭̰̰̬̉͆̉̐̽̓̏͛̕H̢̦̤͓̍̀̀̃̇͋̚͟͠Ỷ͕͓̤͙̼̇̑̑͛͆̒̇̈́͘ Ṫ͇̰̖͈͉͎͇̾̔̐͐Ơ̴̠̳͉̹̺͎̎͛̎͐Ḑ̰̦͇̼̉̂̋̂̐̋̍̐͟͠͞,̸̢̡̡̱̰̞̇͛͒̓̎̏̓̓ W̴̢̛̭̰̟̳͍͇̉̃̍̏́̕͠H̶͍̖͓̗͚̻̞̺͑͌̿̋͗̚͟Ỵ̴̛͍̳̠̒̈́͌̉ͅ?̪̪̱͔̣͚̒̑́̔̾͟
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>>1570786I pirated Fallout 4
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>>1570789
>Spoiler
oh fuck, we are doomed
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>>1570789
You fool! You've doomed us all!
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>>1570799
Just kidding Todd
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>>1570809
Sike, that was just an image Ipiratedfrom the net
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>>1570811
Bob now has -500 in all stats
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>>1570816
Damn hemorrhoids
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>>1570816
Such is the power of a unlimited Wilda, hah!
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>>1570820
Well, hey, if you suck off Master Mark some more, you can make back those stats in no time!
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