lore - You are a 27 year old autist. Your parents desperately want you to move up in the world and get a life or check yourself into a mental hospital.
roll for
>sex - male / female 1d20. 1-15 = male. 16-20 = female.
>level of autism 1d10. 1-9 = severe crippling full blown autism. 10 = sperglord
>parent's personality 1d2. 1 = loving father, strict mother. 2 = loving mother, strict father.
afterwards
You are in your bedroom. What do you do? 1d6.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>156779
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>156779
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>156779
Browse 4chan
>>156783
>>156837
>>156852
you are a quite attractive but severely autistic girl with a hardass father and a mother who tends to your needs
>>156865
Check inventory
>>156876
you have a sonic the hedgehog keychain with a key to the house on it, a vibrator and a cellphone that can only make and receive calls to and from your parents.
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>156920
Jump out the window
>>156923
you attempt to force yourself through the bedroom window but are quickly reminded that it's autist proof and locked
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>156940
Put your email in the options slot on 4chan and ask /b/ for help
>>157922
This: I also vote for 4Chan; Its the Autistic place to be
Open door?
Get on floor?