The story of stickfag of pt.1

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>1567339

We're on a quest to start our own religion and get millions of people to worship us as a straight-up GOD. First, we need to find some gullible shitheads. (Rolling)

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>>1567794
You decided to start a new world religion. You start with some stupid motherfuckers. They follow you, but you need a place to set up shop, your apartment can only hold so many worshippers. What kind of God are you?
>status
100/100
4 current followers

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1567969

We are the Threefold Divine, and we demand three things of our followers,

> Total obedience to our Divine authority
> Half of their material wealth in exchange for our Divine wisdom, and
> Finally, that they follow the Threefold Path of Mind, Body, and Soul.

To follow the path, they must constantly strive to perfect their Mind, Body, and Soul, if they succeed in perfecting all three they will ascend to a higher dimension.

We attempt to recruit more gullible idiots and examine any roasties we've converted to see where they are on the 1-10 scale. If we convert too many for our apartment to hold, they stay in their home until we need their assistance.

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Through your preaching on the Threefolds, you've gained a new member. Even though he's new to the group, Ryan is extremely supportive of the cause, he suggests moving operations to his house which is larger than your apartment.

>>1571530

We accept Ryan's offer, and "bless" him with a pure soul for his generosity. While the cult is settling in Ryan's house, we preach the Threefold Path to as many gullible regards as possible and assess just how much money we have as an organization.

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>>1571530
While you and your cult are walking towards Ryan's house, you suddenly find yourself being stared at by some weirdo sitting behind a cloud. He looks angry.

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You accept Ryan's offer and move operations to his house. You set up in his living room, he even set up a makeshift stage and stereo! You bless him immediately. After a week, with no new members coming, with the donations of your followers you have access to $500. However, during today's session, a local priest comes in and is shocked at this "cult". What now?
>>1572552
Piss off and make your own quest

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1572911

We reveal the truth of the Threefold Path and show him our divine wisdom. If the priest refuses to accept our guidance, we order the cult to tear the blasphemer limb from limb!

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Given that he is a man of faith already and because of that roll, he refused to listen. Before you can even speak a work Ryan lunges at him tearing his head from his body. Some of your followers are shaken up by this, however they are still entirely faithful. Ryan claims to know a guy that can "take care" of the body. How do you continue?

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1575117
Display our own powers to take care of the body, with the "Great White Square that makes things dissapear" Be sure everyone stands back, and don't let it touch the floor.

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While they're distracted, you quickly throw the body out of the window into a convinently open trash can. They're amazed and only Ryan realizes what you did but he only grins. What now?

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1580096
>tfw no MS paint powers
Go into deep meditation. We are a man, but is that truly our limit. Try to see if there's any magical shenanigans or power we can aspire to.

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You sit on a mat you put down in your apartment. After meditating for about an hour, anunknown energy begins to come to you. It fills you with a strong sense of endurance, you also feel as if you could survive quite a bit more. Soon after you get this feeling you fall asleep because meditation is boring.