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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 11 2017-06-09 05:52:59 Post No. 1554097
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 11 2017-06-09 05:52:59 Post No. 1554097
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, and 1 little girl, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
The hunters are making their way to the top of the clock tower to face the first boss: Mark the Elder Vampire. Currently they're fighting a bunch of vampires on the stairs leading to the top.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1554097
punch self in face
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IT'S KINDA BORING DOWN HERE, GUYS
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>>1554097
Haws it going
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>>1554103
A vampire pushes Joseph's fist in further.
Joseph lost 2 HP and now has 7/9 HP
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>>1554117
hold on, OP
I thought the armor was supposed to give me 15HP
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>>1554117
Time to defend master Mark's domain
I jump in and engage the hunters in battle
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>>1554117
sup so Horace wants a horse
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>>1554122
Oh right
4 vampires pushes Joseph's fist in.
Joseph lost 8 HP and now has 7/15 HP
>>1554125
And Also bob jumps in
>>1554135
Then horace better save up his money then
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>>1554137
nigga the fuck
we run away now, 9 vampires and Bob is too much to handle
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>>1554137
Joseph! Engage me in an honorful duel!
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>>1554147
nigga, we about to die
we running away while your vampire friends are still there
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>>1554140
WUSS
COME ON, ENTERTAIN ME
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>>1554151
If you win our duel I'll let you leave with
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>>1554147
>>1554140
>>1554152
Shut up faggot, dead people don't get to make demands
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>>1554156
lmao, that running
ahahahaha
next time, Bob
next time, it's gotta be 1 on 1 with both of us at full strength
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>>1554156IseeDeadPeople
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>>1554161
Yes. Because you're dead.
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>>1554163
OH HI RANGER
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>>1554160
>>1554164
Bob tries to propose another deal
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>>1554169
I hope you'll survive the third floor
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>>1554167
find 3rd floor
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>>1554169
>>1554183
Somebody still hasn't cleaned the stairs to the third floor.
It's still covered in lube and banana peels
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>>1554184
comically climb those stairs
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>>1554184
Ask brobat what we should do
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>>1554184
man, who could've done this
it must've been some homo
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>>1554188
Roll 1d10
Get >=2 to not comically slip down the stairs and break your spine and limbs in 50 places
>>1554191
"I dunno, smoke weed?"
>>1554192
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1554200
>1d10
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1554200
Joseph will climb the stairs too, OP
if the same bonuses apply
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>>1554200
Nah Im gonna lay off the weed for a while. Let's fly up to the third floor and look around
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1554200
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>>1554200
>>=2
climbing slippery places easier than descending?
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>>1554211
It is when you're not a giant suit of heavy armor
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>>1554215
Isn't Joseph in same armor size as mine?
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>>1554226
Been good. Just got a new companion
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>>1554228
When you were a human, yes.
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>>1554222
now we gotta find dat spooky ghost
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NOw which direction are the hunters heading
>>1554226
Yes.
BUt this guy >>1554188 chose the stairs
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>>1554234
gotchujust curiosity, are any new characters aside of bob for vamps available?
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>>1554240
Library for sure
it's got to have all their secret technqiues
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>>1554240
Is the next boss Walter or does this floor have an elder vampire?
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>>1554240
I am hungry ... hungry do knowledge!
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>>1554242
>>1554248
>>1554247
Sure, loading Library...doot doot doot
>>1554245
The boss for the first section of the castle, the first, second, third and fourth floor is Mark
The boss for the second section of the castle, the fifth, sixth and seventh floor is Walter
The boss for the third section of the castle, the eighth and ninth is a third elder vampire
The final boss is Kaine, who resides on the tenth floor
>>1554241
I dunno, will you actually contribute by joining or are you just gonna post random crap in all caps
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>>1554263
>I dunno, will you actually contribute by joining or are you just gonna post random crap in all caps
lmao
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>>1554263
I hope the last elder is master Mark's wife
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>>1554263
>I dunno, will you actually contribute by joining or are you just gonna post random crap in all caps
is this a trick question?
I probably will contribute tho, I just wonder. Which team to joincause I'll probably only make it worse for them
>>1554271
>>Hey Gar, what did you do the last time you died as Red Ranger?
tried to play as dwarf a bit, got my brain out by mad scientist, then got it back in mechanical body but if I recall correctly still died afterwards
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>>1554272
Does Mark even have a waifu?
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>>1554272
It would be nice if we all could have dinner together someday, I'd invite my wife too. After I've rescued her from Chad
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>>1554274
>Which team to joincause I'll probably only make it worse for them
Is this with or without intentionally sabotaging them?
>tried to play as dwarf a bit, got my brain out by mad scientist, then got it back in mechanical body but if I recall correctly still died afterwards
Is this the story that was posted as a warning a few threads back to not do something stupid? I forgot what the stupid thing was, being gullible?
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>>1554276
>>1554276
MEANHWILE, BOB'S WIFE OFFERS SOME INSIGHT TO THE CURRENT SITUATION:
...
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>>1554279
>Is this with or without intentionally sabotaging them?
I don't think my intentions matter as much with my rolls
>Is this the story that was posted as a warning a few threads back to not do something stupid? I forgot what the stupid thing was, being gullible?
nah, there were more stupid moments than this one.
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>>1554283
bob, that's just a mop
what are you doing
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>>1554284
>I don't think my intentions matter as much with my rolls
Clearly you need to repent your sins to redeem your rolls.
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>>1554283
Still lovin that mop huh? Reminds me of dice god.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1554289
hmmm
what do you think dice god?
Can I redeem myself?
100 - yes
99 - maybe
1 - 98 - lol no
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>>1554287
"Yeah sure.."real"...sure"
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Are none of you faggots playing Wilda?
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>>1554297
so bob is a waifu fag just like oswell then, huh
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>>1554297
Screw you Chad, I'll never forgive you!
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>>1554300
>>1554302
"Yeah sure, go talk to your mop again faggot"
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>>1554300
I'm not mean to lil' girls
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>>1554312
Looks like the little girl has returned
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>>1554313
fagI apologize
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Who's this Chad dude?
He looks like a putz.
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>>1554312
You won't talk so big when my fist is up your ass dickweed
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>>1554324
He'd probably be a better hunter if he stopped horndogging for a minute and actually did his job.
Guy sounds like an asshole.
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>>1554323
"Oh you like fisting men now you fucking homo?"
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>>1554329
I knew you'd say that you insecure closet-homo
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>>1554329
You'd probably return the favor now wouldn't you gigantic cock gobbling pansy.
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>>1554336
such language lmoutosan
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>>1554333
"Says the guy who keeps his "wife" ina literal closet"
Now let's leave this dickwaving contest and return to a diffrent type of dickwaving contest as the hunters enter the library
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>>1554340
Enter library
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>>1554338
He's a huge fucking faggot though.
I can see the gay radiating off of him.
Makes 'em smell like strawberries.
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>>1554341
careful
ones who went to the library never returnedall the porn in the world is there
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>>1554344
but imochan talking like that makes you sound neesan.
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>>1554348
I don't speak moon runes sir, I just drive their fugly looking cars.
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>>1554348
Talk like a real human being before I smack you with this board
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>>1554355
Ask for a library card.
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>>1554355
Summon boombox, begin playing jock jams.
PUNK ASS VAMPIRE MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>1554360
You're right, good idea.
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>>1554365
Pat Wilda on shoulder and shh her
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>>1554365
WILDAAAAA
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They're immortal assholes.
What do they need to study for?
They ain't got college n shit.
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>>1554365
whoa, that can awoke the library lady demon
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>>1554366
Holy shit a talking penis
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Wait do I have a fully functioning boombox and a CD of jock jams now?
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>>1554372
thank you bob
let's actually browse the library now
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>>1554372
put boom box on mute
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>>1554372
Wow Uncle Bob really does look like a dick.
I'm sure it's not on purpose, but still.
Can I get a walkman and some earbuds instead then?
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>>1554376
For causing a ruckus. You are now banned from the library.
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>>1554382
Appeal our ban.
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>>1554382
you can't ban us! we umm donated alot to this library!
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>>1554382
APPEAL SUPER HARD
And shame on you for not letting a little girl get her education
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>>1554382
Chill Larry, the little girl doesn't know any better. No need to ban them
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>>1554391
wait ... Bob are you on our side?
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>>1554402
Just...don't question it.
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>>1554404
but-but imotan....
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>>1554408
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1554385
>>1554389
"No you can't get back in h-" >>1554386
Joseph Roll 1d10
+10 Power Joseph
+8 Speed librarian
>>1554402
For attempting to assist the hunters, Bob's ass will now bleed for 5 hours
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I really liking Wilda character honestly.
it fits
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1554416
now we can get back in
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>>1554418
Somebody has to be a rude indignant little shit now that you're dead.
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>>1554416
My ass is always breeding cuz hemorrhoids. And I'm not helping them just, being reasonable
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>>1554423
aw, you shouldn't have
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>>1554428
Well you can be reasonable and hide hid body for us.
We're browsing that damn library.
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>>1554418
Gar when are u gonna make a new char
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>>1554434
he cant, no more new chars or I would have made one by now
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>>1554428
"Shut up dickheeeaaddddddd"
Libarian vampire now has 4/7 HP
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>>1554443
Oy... What'd you just say, shrimp?
Assume normal form and crack knuckles
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>>1554434
for what purpose? GAR will not come back anyway
I may shift my rolls in someone's favor maybe one time this thread.
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>>1554443
Smash his head in.
But like quietly.
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>>1554451
>I may shift my rolls in someone's favor maybe one time this thread.
>in someone's favor
I only expect tears when that happens.
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>>1554451
Cuz we need more vampires
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>>1554448
"I said you're a fucking dickhead, Bitch. I mean..."Bob". "
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>>1554469
Bob alredy proved his loyalty to master Mark. No matter what happens, Bob will stay loyal to him
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>>1554471
BOB, YOU READY FOR THIS
LET'S COMBO PUNCH THIS NIGGA
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>>1554471
Damn, that librarian vampire's got a mouth.
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>>1554471
Swiss cheese that vamp librarian
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>>1554471
Cheer on Bob while he does his best Kenshiro impression.
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>>1554473
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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>>1554480
Fuck it. Lemme get in on the beat down too.
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I wonder if Lenny and Otto is still in library
evolvedinto too intelligent hentai monsters
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>>1554479
>>1554480
>>1554481
>>1554474
"Colluding with the Hunters, Bob? You traitorous dog"
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>>1554488
Nah, we just think it'd be a good idea to punch you.
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>>1554488
Bob is just our friend
you're just a dick
BEAT DOWN FROM EVERYONE IN THE PARTY INCLUDING BOB
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>>1554488
less talk more chalk, cu- cuz when we stake you you'll turn to chalk dust....
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>>1554488
Hey did you know that retarded vampire my friends stomped to death a while back?
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>>1554493
supporting
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"loyalty"
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>>1554502
"getting spitroasted in Hell"
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>>1554503
eh, I'm getting place ready for Bob
all better equipment and elaborate punishments take a while to approve you know
when he get here he'll be met with new and improved hell v 2.0
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>>1554502
Bobby's loyal to Master Mark, unlike some vampire hunter who turns right away when he got the chance
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>>1554508
whatever makes you feel better about yourself
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>>1554510
Bobby's feeling better without flaming spikes up Bobby's ass
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>>1554511
Beginning to regret blasting jock jams a little.
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>>1554511
Oh shit
the librarian might actually have some tricks up his sleeves
it's time to get serious
pull back attack
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>>1554511
My loyalty is for master Mark, not for jizzgobbling faggots such as yourself
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>>1554511
Holy shit, that's one powerful librarian.
Is that what his book does?
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>>1554512
don't worry, they are building extra big spiked drill with your name on it
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>>1554511
poke inbetween the books
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>>1554523
sounds goot
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1554515
"Who the fuck do you think I serve you cockmunching fuckface"
Larry the Librarian Powered Up Form:
15 Power
12 Speed
HP: 15/15
Special: 10
Will: 15
>>1554514
Roll 1d10
+10 Joseph
+15 Larry
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>>1554530
Holy shit, this guy's way more powerful than any other lesser vampire.
We're going to need some combos for this, or use explosives.
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>>1554531
Should I take off the limiters?
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>>1554530
Master Mark of course, birdbrained shitstain lookin asslicker. But my loyalty is to him, not his minions.
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>>1554530
where is lenny and otto?
last time they were in a library, maybe they'd notice the commotion
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>>1554533
Nah. This guy's the miniboss fight, the real boss fight's is when we're going to need that.
You have that cannon hat, right? You can use that to bypass his stats and equalize it.
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>>1554536
I'm afraid I might just shoot myself backwards due to physics, but yeah I'll use the cannon hat.
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>>1554539
>I'm afraid I might just shoot myself backwards due to physics, but yeah I'll use the cannon hat.
Oh, now there's an idea. If that's the case, use momentum from that to use it as improvised rocket jumping.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1554530
woops, was away for a bit
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1554534
"And you chose to show that loyalty, by actively helping fuckers who are actively trying to kill him and his master. For this, Imma smack you with this book"
Bob Roll 1d10
+9 Power Bob
+15 Power Larry
Bob has -5 due to anal bleeding
>>1554542
Attack failed
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1554543
Oh shi-
They told Bobby they're here to chill, not to kill
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>>1554543
Take the hit like a man
Maybe, but we all have our reasons for battle. Even if they wish to kill us, it does not make me think less of them
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Bob you might want to use your true form just to stomp this guy out super quick
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>>1554543
I still wish critical attacks when there is 10 or so between end results
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>>1554545
"Bobby's here to die"
Bob now has 10/15 HP and also has a concussion
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>>1554550
BOB DON'T FALL ASLEEP
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>>1554550
>Bob now has 10/15 HP and also has a concussion
Oh shit, he deals 5 damage per hit!
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JOSEPH! TAG TEAM HACK AND SMASH!
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>>1554560
>Take a little rest
not with a concussion damnit
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>>1554562
>we'd need to combo to get over that hurdle
Yeah that's kind what I'm trying to do
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Hey Horace, can't you paralyze this guy for 2 turns?
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>>1554565
Yeah, but our stun ability still goes against up one of his stats that are significantly higher than us.
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>>1554560
>>1554554
>>1554553
HHhyyyyeeepppp. he's slippin' , into a coma
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>>1554569
BOBBY NOOOOOOO
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>>1554569
SLAP BOB
BOB, WAKE UP RIGHT NOW
YOU CAN'T SLEEP YET
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>>1554569
Damn that looks cool for an unhealthy flashback.
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>>1554569
who's turn is it op
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>>1554576
Wait...I do?
Horace step your fucking game up and let's blitz combo this guy.
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>>1554572
Oh shite you gave him a double concussion by slapping him accidentally too hard.
And wasted your turn
Now it's Wilda's turn
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>>1554578
I wanna combo blitz this fucker with Horace.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1554581
>>1554579
Roll 1d10
+21 Combo you
+15 Power Larry
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1554582
What Power!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1554582
AAAHHHHHHH
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1554582
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>>1554587
wow
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>>1554578
Slip further back when Bobby's was bullied by Chad in Hunter Academy
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>>1554587
>>1554585
>>1554583
The attack hits.
The vampire has 7 HP left.
But horace failed to stun him.
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>>1554593
>tfw crit-failed both stun rolls.
How much damage does Wilda deal?
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>>1554593
whose turn, nigga
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>>1554592
We're older than Chad, thats impossible
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>>1554595
Horace does 4 per hit. Larry had 15. Do the math.
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>>1554599
Oh, 4 too. I wanted to check to see if we still dealt the same damage during a stun as a normal attack. Does he have the holy burn now?
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>>1554592
"Hey Bob, your fly's open" said Chad the First.
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>>1554600
Yes.
Vamp now has 6 HP.
And he will smack Bob again with his book. And since Bob currently has a concussion, he can't defend.
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>>1554603
come on, lil' vamp
kill bob
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>>1554603
oh well
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>>1554607
Since nobody saved him.
Bob got smacked in the dick and has 5 HP left.
Now it's Wilda's turn again.
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>>1554603
I defend with sheer willpower
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>>1554608
WILDA, LET'S DO OUR DOUBLE DECAPITATION
YOU BASH HIS HEAD IN, I'LL TAKE IT OFF
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>>1554608
need another combo? or are we out
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>>1554613
We only used one for our character in this fight so far, we got another left.
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>>1554608
OUCH!!!
Bobby's wake up from the pain
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tick tock tick tock
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>>1554617
where's that little girl at
we need to do a combo attack
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Turn...loosing...vampire...stealing...another turn...
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>>1554621
goood
gooooooooood
kill that faggot bob
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1554622
>>1554625
Then roll
You have +20
Larry has +15
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1554628
>1d10
Sweet, just the roll we needed.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1554628
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>>1554634
Shut up! It's not what it looks like!
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>>1554634
lovely
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>>1554634
in the pool too long
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>>1554638
oh shit nigga
nice kick
let's loot him for that library card
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>>1554638
Wow, that's a cool execution.Wombo combo when?
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>>1554638
he did nothing wrong.
hunters are one who actually evil
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>>1554642
Yes. Bob is in a coma.
This is the perfect time to kill this vampire fiend and cleanse the world of one more heretic
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>>1554643
Oh shi-
Force self to wake up by sheer willpower!
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>>1554643
can't wake up
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>>1554643
Hm... Well he did help us out in the fight and we have a sort of mutual truce whenever that happens.
Perform first aid on his ridiculously large bruise and send him off on his way afterwards.
>>1554645
Looting's still more important in this scenario. Steala glance on a photo of his waifu while we do so.
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>>1554643
>>1554647
>>1554646
"Kiiiiillll iiiit, Horrrraaaace" said a vision of Horace's father, Horatio
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>>1554648
Shit! Can Pops see us?
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>>1554648
nigga, loot the librarian
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>>1554648
urge to please cool dad, RISING!
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>>1554653
"Noooowwww youuu willl neverrrrr gettt moreee featherrrss on your haaatttttt"
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>>1554654
nooooooooo! Paul what did you do!
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>>1554654
damn it
just let us loot the librarian
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>>1554656
no more feathers! dad is dissapoint!
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>>1554654
DISOWN THAT FAILURE OF A SON
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>>1554659
But didn't we buy our feather upgrade last time?
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>>1554657
As his final act, Larry broke the library card.
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>>1554662
nigga, he was decapitated
how was he able to do that
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>>1554662
Take the broken library card, try to put it back together.
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>>1554663
Right before he was decapitated, duh.
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>>1554662
Don't be such a salty bitch Larry
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>>1554667
he probably also notified Mark about your traitorousness
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>>1554664
tonk tonk
Well this isn't working
>>1554666
At this point you notice the bookshelves disappeared and the library is now an empty room.
Only those with a library card may access the books.
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>>1554670
help Horace with putting the card back together
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>>1554654
Oh well, slip further back into the dream
Back when Bobby's was a little boy
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>>1554674
What's it say?
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>>1554674
inb4 ur a fag once OP posts the image
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>>1554676
Ur a faget
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>>1554678
OP, check the desk where the librarian was at for spare cards
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>>1554682
>Like clockwork
Mark has taught you well, hasn't he?
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>>1554683
Indeed
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>>1554686
check the second drawer
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>>1554686
Wake up from coma and head to master Mark's clocktower
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>>1554686
damn vamps always one step ahead
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>>1554691
third drawer, nigga
open it
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>>1554691
Master I must confess
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>>1554693
Bob has no library card, he's illiterate
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>>1554692
>>1554694
"Confess what, Bob?"
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>>1554697
check the 4th drawer
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>>1554697
Read Vampire Handbook on what to do if your library card is broken.
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>>1554697
Larry the librarian died just a while ago, and I took part in it
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>>1554698
>>1554700
"Explain"
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>>1554701
check the left side of the cabinet
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>>1554701
Loot the Librarian and the Library for all he's got, we might be able to fix the library card later.
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>>1554701
He called me a dickhead and we started calling eachother names and I tried to punch him then he gave me two concussion and then the hunters killed him
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>>1554702
>>1554703
You got:
vampire pants
>>1554704
"Any details you're leaving out, Bob?"
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>>1554707
OP, why aren't there any library cards
seems kind dumb to not have any library cards and a useless room besides an enemy
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>>1554707
He called me a dickhead cause I tried to appeal their library ban since their little girl blasted music in the library. I think thats everything
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>>1554707
>"Any details you're leaving out, Bob?"
he was all friendly with hunters as usual
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>>1554711
Just because you're enemies with someone doesn't mean you can't be friendly with them.
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>>1554708
Maybe you're looking in the wrong places
>>1554710
"Hmmm...then there's something that I must confess"
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>>1554713
probably up your ass, OP
let's look
no homo
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>>1554713
Uhh... I'm talking to master Mark, not Lord Caine right?
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>>1554714
Joseph's HP and Power is now 1 for being a homo
>>1554715
"You see, Bob...I'm already dead"
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>>1554721
I just want the fucking library card, OP
stop delaying
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>>1554721
>"You see, Bob...I'm already dead"
Huh. Wait, did Mark get possessed? Or is this the reason why Mark makes living weapons?
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>>1554721
What?! How? This isn't just the weed effect again is it?!
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>>1554726
>>1554725
This blood sure feels real.
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>>1554727
Grab master Mark's head and try to put it back on his body
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>>1554727
unless rolling somehow gets us another library card, I suggest Horace roll
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1554727
rolling to find library cards
>>
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>>1554733
why I got a 10
>>
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>>1554731
Aha, hidden under a rug is a hatch.
>>1554729
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>>1554738
Open hatch.
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>>1554738
let's open that hatch then
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>>1554738
Damn it master! Tell me what to do! I need to save you!
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>>1554738
that's quite nostalgic amount of blood
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>>1554738
yay equip library curd
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1554739
>>1554740
Roll 1d10 to open hatch
>>1554741
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1554746
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1554746
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1554746
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>>1554746
Wait a minute? Master? I didn't know you had a twin
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>>1554746
Is that one of Walter's dolls?
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>>1554753
Oh shit, yes! Take that fucken' box my man!
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>>1554753
Allright who's messing with poor Bob here?
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>>1554753
hey, spare library cards
finally
let's take a look at the library now
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>>1554753
take library cards
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>>1554758
Hmm.. Maybe the last elder vampire specializes in hallucinations
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>>1554759
The same one that makes all those non-canon images?
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>>1554758
MEANWHILE, IN THE SECRET VAMPIRE LOUNGE.
"Dude, I made dolls of you that can have their heads fall off and gush a torrent of blood"
"Why?"
"....I dunno"
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>>1554761
look at the library now that we have the library cards
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>>1554761
Go back to 3rd floor and explore
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>>1554762
>>1554763
Which section
>>1554764
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>>1554765
Self-help
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>>1554765
Put on adult sized diapers under armor to stop bleeding
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>>1554765
oooooooh coloring
>>
>>
>>1554771
Take both of them. They look good.
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>>1554771
Ey now brobat, can't afford to complain. Hemorrhoids are a serious deal
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>>1554771
eh, let's look at the fiction and non-fiction books instead
something related to hunters, if we read it, we'll get some kind of bonus
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>>1554774
Keep in mind that this is a vampire library
Fiction section has the book "What if hunters aren't fags"
Non-fiction has the book "Hunters are total fags"
>>1554772
And so you did
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>>1554777
The fiction section, then, OP
>>
>>
>>1554777
What if hunters aren't fags
Author: Bob
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1554777
switch the books from non fiction to fiction
and fiction to non fiction
that should do it
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>>1554781
>>1554778
Due to horace's sudden shenanigans, Joseph accidentally read "Hunters are fags" instead.
He now has a -2 debuff.
>>
>>
>>1554787
>read the non fiction books that I placed in the fiction section.
Oh so you read "Hunters are total fags"
-2 debuff for u
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>>1554790
switch back the books finally and put them back in their place so the fiction books are in the fiction section while the non fiction books are in the non fiction section. when that is done, read the fiction books
>>
Why the fuck is a little girl following us.
What happened.
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>>1554792
>>1554793
The books cancelled your current debuff so now you're back to normal.
If you hadn't had those debuffs you'd have a +2 to all rolls right now, shame.
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>>1554794
Mystery box last thread.
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>>1554794
she's our adopted daughter
she's awesome
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>>1554794
Mystery Box happened
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>>1554797
Read the "What if hunters aren't fags" book.
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>>1554797
OP, is there any more books we can read or is that it for the genres?
>>
>>
>>1554801
+1 not gay
>>1554802
Well yes....Why would vampires have books about hunters, much less books that'd help hunters?
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>>1554805
>+1 not gay
Sweet.
Use the coloring book, must be pretty good.
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>>1554805
dunno, OP
let's find more of the fiction books
I mean, a library could have anything
we'll roll for it, so it's fair
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>>1554808
>>1554808
>>1554809
Roll 1d10 to find a book
10: A great book
8-9: A good book
4-7: A useless book
2-3: A bad book
1: Nigga what the fuck are you doing
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1554812
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>>1554812
Color the people green.
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>>1554812
I want to find a book too
And ask GhostWaifu for a good book suggestion. She's into that stuff.
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>>1554815
Amazing coloring skills
>>1554813
Joseph picked out a book titled "Worst cases of anal leakage"
His mind will never be the same
>>1554817
"Try looking for books about lore and magic"
Roll 1d10 to find a book
10: A great book
7-9: A good book
4-6: A useless book
2-3: A bad book
1: Nigga what the fuck are you doing
The suggestion
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1554821
how horrible, OP
lmao
ahahahaha horace has got the color skills of a child, coloring outside the lines
let's look for another book, OP
this time I'll do this
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1554823
you are using it wrong
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>>1554824
how about you help roll then
surely you can talk the talk
but if you can't use the RNG right, then you can't say it
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>>1554826
finding bad book would not kill you so nah.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1554821
Let's see
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>>1554822
>>1554823
Joseph picked out another book: "Life sucks kill yourself"
He now has -1 debuff due to depression
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1554830
ROLL AGAIN
FWOOOSH
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>>1554830
Read a book on how to improve coloring skills.
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>>1554829
Oswell picked out "Secrets to the immaterial realm"
Having improved his understanding of the universe, Oswell's inner being is changed. Giving him +1 to all stats.
>>1554831
Joseph got: "How to not kill yourself you depressed emo fuck"
This has cured his depression and remove his debuff
>>1554832
Roll 1d10 to find a book on coloring
10: A great book
7-9: A good book
4-6: A useless book
2-3: A bad book
1: Nigga what the fuck are you doing
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1554838
KEEP ROLLING
I WANT TO GET A BUFF
FWOOOOOOOOSH
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1554838
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>>1554838
read a book on how a speedster can gain more strength
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1554838
>Roll 1d10 to find a book on coloring
lol
>>
and they never left the library ever
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>>1554838
Ayo das pretty good.
I'll keep that book.
And also i will exploit the secrets of the immaterial to ask ghostwaifu if she wants to be my gf again.
>>
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>>1554848
I would but we are in coloring sp I don't know what buffs we get
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>>1554850
Any buff's a good buff I'd suppose. The highest or most helpful roll is always taken when players are on the same character.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1554838
I'll roll too but it be too late any ways
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>>1554840
>>1554841
Joseph got: "A study of watching paint dry"
It was completely useless
>>1554843
>>1554846
Roll 1d5 to ask your spirit waifu to be your gf
5: "Yes"
4"Maybe"
3:"Ask me tomorrow"
2:"I see you as a little brother"
1:"Let's be friends"
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1554854
hey that coloring looks pretty good
let's roll again to find a book
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>>1554854
Wow. That actually looks really good. Thanks, book!
>>
>>1554854
I don't think we are getting any buffs here. Move on to a book that gives Horace spirit buff
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>>1554841
keep rolling nigga
>>
>>
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>>1554855
Joseph read : "A study of watching paint dry, part 2"
It was also completely useless
>>1554859
Then roll to find a spirit book
10: A great book
8-9: A good book
4-7: A useless book
2-3: A bad book
1: Nigga what the fuck are you doing
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1554862
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1554862
we're getting good at watching paint dry, huh
roll again!
FWOOOOOOOSH
>>
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1554862
HELL LIBRARY CHECK
>>
>>1554862
I Horace maxed on speed Op? or can we go even .... further?
>>
>>1554868
Am I high right now.
>>
>>1554867
GUYS GET IN HERE
I FOUND EASTERN SCROLLS
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>>1554868
YES
GOT A GF
FINALLY
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>>1554870
this thread is plagued with grills it seemsinb4 Oswell goes on honeymoon and becomes unplayable
>>
>>
>>1554869
He's on max speed, but we can buff him beyond that. Wilda's an example of someone beyond the standard 10 Speed cap for our level, or she's a higher level than us.
>>
>>1554868
OH SHIT REALITY IS BREAKING APART
>>
>>1554882
WAIT A MINUTE
SHE ADMITTED TO BEING A GIRLFRIEND?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
>>1554882
wtf just happened?
>>
>>1554882
aww there goes all our buffs no fair op we dun rolled good
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>>1554882
OH SHIEEEEEET
HOLD MY HAND, GHOST GF
>>
>>1554882
THAT MEANS I CAN GET OUT OF HERE?!
>>
>>1554882
Bob uses timemagic to fix it
>>
>>1554882
Is OP ded?
>>
>>1554886
YOU FOOL, SUCH DEGENERANCY WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSEEE
>>
Hey guys, sorry for being away for a while. I'm back now.
So what's going o-- >>1554882
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>>1554893
OP
please reset the game, it's getting unplayable
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>>1554894
Chester this is the wrong timeline for you, you're already dead
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>>1554893
CAN I JOIN?!
WHOOO, PORTALS FROM HELL, TIME TRAVEL, ALTERNATIVE DIMENSIONS AND SHIIEEET
But at least my beautiful smile is safe.
>>
>>1554893
OP, how do we fix this?
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>>1554894
fuck off snek. You know what you did.
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>>1554896
I already know that. Can't you see?
>>1554899
It was literally just a roll based on luck. Everyone else had the chance of fucking that roll up.
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>>1554905
Oh hey, I didn't know you had snake arms.
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>>1554895
>please reset the game
OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
4 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
Each hunter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
>>
>>1554909
Check save files.
>>
ARMORED HUNTER LOCK IN
NAME : GAR
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>>1554909
give us them prestige classes or show us the save files, OP
>>
>>1554909
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA.
oh shit vampire puncher got a reskin.
Nice.
LOAD LAST AUTO-SAVE
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>>1554909
Remake Bob
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>>1554905
with out discussing it with the rest of us, your dirty snek.
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>>1554909
I choose Punchy guy
>>
>>1554918
Huh. What's Save 3?
>>
>>1554918
Load save 1
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1554918
SAVE 3
>>
>>1554918
load save 1
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>>1554918
Hunter - vampire war?
Sounds cool.
>>
>>1554918
Load Save 3
I wanna see this, nigga
>>
>>1554901
Hey.
>>1554906
I've always had them, how else could I hold the rapiers?
>>1554916
I'm sure that I left the option for me to be the roller open. But it's best not to bugger around in the past.
>>1554909
Check the savefiles, to see if there's a save before the whole of reality got fucked by the GF paradox.
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>>1554921
A prequel
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>>1554927
oh I will hate you for the rest of me days boyo! TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
>>
>>1554928
oh, load save 1 then
>>
>>1554928
load save 1
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>>1554929
Yes. remember the fact that it was the snek's roll that killed Klackie.
>>
>>1554927
Forgot pic.
>>1554918
Save 3, since the prolong is always nice to understand.
>>1554929
I think we already went beyond the ends of the earth, so can't you chill out? I'm not yelling at you over you punching my balls in ATM.
>>
>>1554934
spelled his name wrong
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>>1554918
save 2 IS ONE IN ARENA BEFORE DARK POWERS AND SHIET?
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>>1554935
you got what you deserved for stealing my buff snek, you receive no rest from meh!
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>>1554935
>I'm not yelling at you over you punching my balls in ATM.
Did this happen?
>>
>>1554941
you magician you
>>
>>1554942
Yes.
Back in Adventure Thing the yellow team punched the purple team in the balls
>>
>>1554942
oh yeah, I was arguing with op about the buff, the snek chimes in and says he takes buff which he did, I say take it back which op says ok roll to punch in the balls, I roll, his balls are now inside him.
>>
>>1554944
But why?
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>>1554941
>Yes
WOULD BE NICE, BUT I ALREADY WASTED MY 10 ROLL AND CHOICE ON 2, WELP
also that would mean that I'dacknowledge the mistakes of one's youth.
>>
>>1554946
Because Purple team stole Yellow's bonus
>>
>>1554947
ON 3TRYYYYY
OOOON
THREEEEEE
>>
>>1554946
he stole my buff. AI needs that buff for punching
>>
>>1554954
yeah more or less
>>
>>1554954
Yes. Fuck all of those fuckers.
Throw me at shit every goddamn time.
>>
>>1554923
>>1554925
>>1554926
>>1554921
>>1554931
>>1554932
SAVE 3
MANY MANY YEARS AGO, 4 ROOKIE HUNTERS BARELY FRESH OUT FROM THE ACADEMY WAS DRAFTED INTO THE WAR BETWEEN HUNTERS AND VAMPIRES.
NOW BOSSWELL, HORATION, JOSEPH AND GARLAND MUST FIGHT AGAINST THE HORDES OF VAMPIRES ALONGSIDE THEIR FELLOW HUNTERS
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>>1554959
AW SHIT NIGGA
HERE WE GO
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>>1554959
this a movie? or what? I'll get my movie candy.
>>
>>1554959
Was Bob in this war?
>>
>>
>>1554959
PREPARETH TO SQUARE, THEE EVIL CREATURES!
>>
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>>1554942
>>1554953
Was it not for me, you would've lost that god damn bonus. But again, never mind that.
>>1554959
So basically, /our/ ancestors fought in the war. What happened next?
>>
>>1554959
OH SHIT
THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
LET'S GO
>>
>>1554964
>way weaker back then
So weaker than an ant?
>>
>>1554967
>Was it not for me, you would've lost that god damn bonus. But again, never mind that.
if want for you they would still all be alive now.
>>
>>1554969
Probably. Maybe that's why he lived so long.
>>
>>1554970
weren't*
>>
>>1554963
No. He was still jerking off somewhere.
Oh and since the characters are fathers of the current hunters....you now control them for this segment.
>>
>>
>>1554975
get on horse and get ready to charge the vampires
>>
>>1554975
lol
Is it possible to die in this save?
>>
>>1554975
READY TO PLAY, BOSS
>>
>>
>>1554975
CLEAVE AND SMITETH! BEGONE VAMPIRES!
>>
>>1554978
Since this is a prequel.
No.
>>1554979
It's what I do
>>1554977
Insert orchestral score here
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>>1554985
Start flexing
>>
>>1554985
Garland you should resolve to never have a child so your son won't be a faggot traitor
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>>1554981
quit snek-living faggot, I'll never let it go you buff stealing party killing snek.
>>
>>1554985
Oh good.
>Insert orchestral score here
Why are our parents so much cooler than us?
>>
>>1554990
they had sex..?
>>
>>1554985
Get on our own horse, which is actually just a oversized axe made to be a bicycle, and join the charge!
>>
>>
Insert epic sweeping orchestral score here
>>
>>1554997
Flight of the dumblebee
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>>1554997
They get to the boss
>>
>>1554997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWNoLSp2WXM
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>>1554997
Elder vampires tend to be the more important ones. Let go fuck those guys up.
>>
>>1555000
>>1555001
>>1555003
Oh shit it's an Elder.
>>
>>1555004
give em till the count of 5
"SOON"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1555004
Lasso him down to the ground. Flying is for bitches.
>>
>>1555004
GREAT JUMPETH CUTTETH!
>>
>>1555004
Hunters Chaaarrrrge!
>>
>>1555011
[INTENSE ZOOM IN ON JOSEPH]
>>
>>1555011
and the battle was so good women were having orgasms at the mere sight
>>
>>1555011
MOST WONDROUS COMBO ATTACKETH, BROTHERS!
>>
>>1555018
holy shit, I'm so fucking excited to see the count down
THREE
>>
>>1555018
Gritty One-liner.
>>
>>
>>1555018
JOSEPH, DESIRE YOND SOMETHING SHALL BEEST HATH LEFT F'R THEE!
MOST WONDROUS SMITETH THE EVIL!
>>
>>1555027
TWO!
>>
>>1555027
kapew kabang pow zam!
>>
>>1555027
FOUL BEAST, MEETETH THY MAKER!
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>
>>1555032
O N E
N
E
>>
>>1555032
ONE!
>>
>>1555032
more epic fighting
>>
>>1555032
Top screen section to show the moon again. In red.
>>
>>1555032
I BETHOUGHT WE HADS MOO WAGE F'R CRAFTSMEN OF THESE SCROLLS!?
>>
>>1555039
DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>
>>1555039
ZERO,
NOW LET DECAPITATE THAT FUCKO
>>
>>1555039
times up
>>
>>1555039
CHARGETH TOGETH'R BROTHERS!
CLEARETH WAY F'R JOSEPH!
>>
>>
>>1555046
man, that was a really good save
>>
>>1555046
THE EVIL IS NAY MOO!
WHO IS'T WANTETH SOME BEER?!
>>
>>1555046
Once again, Joseph shows how shit is supposed to be done. But SUDDENLY, PLOT-RELATED HAPPENINGS!
>>
>>1555046
there was much sex after that
>>
>>1555058
Ayo hol up
>>
>>1555058
!!!
>>
>>1555058
wha?
>>
>>1555058
could this vamp have Za worldo?
>>
>>1555058
Did gamma settings gone wrong again? fucking VooDoo 3, I swear
>>
>>1555058
Put the head in a box.
>>
>>1555068
I SENSETH EVIL PRESENCE!
>>
>>1555068
JOSEPH SENIOR SEES THROUGH THIS RUSE
DUEL THE VAMPIRE
>>
>>1555068
N-nani?
>>
ZA WARUDO
>>
Suddenly everyone's bleeding.
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>>1555076
oh shit
OH SHIT EVERYTHING'S IN COLOR
>>
>>1555076
Oh shit, check where the bleeding is coming from.
Also check our eyes since OH SHIT WE HAVE COLOUR.
>>
>>1555078
>>1555081
Whoops, my mistake, let's fix that.
>>
>>1555076
APPLY FIRST AID
>>
>>1555083
FIRST AID QUICKLY
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>>1555076
Oh, man up you wuss-hunters. It's just a little blood.
Still box the head up.
>>
>>1555083
Cheapskate. Anyway, find out where we're bleeding from, and patch ourselves up.
>>
>>1555084
>>1555084
>>1555087
oh shit I acccidentally clicked quickload while I was messing witht he graphics.
...
Joseph just finished readind: A study on Paint Drying, part 2
It was completely useless.
>>
>>1555092
ayy
let's stop reading in the library before we ruin the world again
tell Oswell he can ask for a GF another day
>>
>>1555092
Now, to ensure that reality doesn't fuck up, we should punch Oswell in the face before he ask if his 'GF' loves him.
>>
>>1555092
Thin bout life and wonder where master Mark went
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1555092
Find a book on vampire geneologies
>>
>>1555092
well I guessed that you won't let us do anything, and especially letting me change thing in save 2.
HELL AGAIN
LOVELY
>>
>>
>>
>>1555098
Bite his fist. Hard.
>>
>>1555103
>>1555105
>>1555104
Indeed, let's see. Who's active right now?
>>
>>1555106
I gotta go so I'll be out. Have fun guys.
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>>1555106
here, boss
but might sleep soon
>>
>>1555106
Damn it, are you a god damn vampire, Oswell?
Also I'm here.
>>
>>1555106
I MISS SAVE 2 TIME
BEFORE I WAS EVIL AND SHIT
I WAS STILL FAILURE THO, WITH NO SWORD
>>
>>1555106
Bobby
>>
>>1555106
Tasty.
>>
>>1555113
"That's vampire talk, boy" said the vision of Oswell's father, Bosswell
>>
>>1555117
Sup Bosswell.
>>
>>1555121
Always so quick to leave
>>
>>
>>1555121
Could Oswell be showing symptoms of a vampire?
>>
>>1555117
Worry not pappy, it is the taste of revenge I enjoy, not blood.
>>
>>1555127
I'm not saying that Joseph is a girl, I'm just saying that his sex is currently the same as Schrodinger's cat.
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>>1555123
Joseph Jr's real name is actually Bitchface.
>>
>>1555131
damn it, OP
>>
>>1555131
>>1555123
>>1555123
OR IS IT REALLY?
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>1555138
>eyelashes
Whaaaaaa?
>>
>>1555138
Have we been living an illusion this entire time, OP?
HAS JOSEPH BEEN A GIRL THIS ENTIRE TIME?
>>
>>
>>1555140
How the fuarck should I know.
Let's ignore this and do this >>1555143 instead
Roll 1d10 to find a book
10: A great book
8-9: A good book
4-7: A useless book
2-3: A bad book
1: Nigga what the fuck are you doing
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1555148
inb4 we roll a 10 because girl Joseph was shown
>>
>>1555148
FemJoseph is quite the looker. Brobat you should try to get her as ur gf
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1555148
Time to dig into a nice book.
>>
>>1555148
SO DEMONS
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
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>>1555150
"Bob, are you high? What the heck's a FemJoseph"
>>1555151
This book raised Joseph's Special to 8
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>>1555157
Damn son, we're getting good
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>>1555157
Nice. Well with that infomation gained, we should check where else we can go, to hopefully fight the boss in a fight. A fight with the person who is the boss of the current floor.
A overseer brawl, if you will.
>>
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>>1555162
"...your drawing skills....leave something to be desired"
>>1555161
Well there's only one exit so try heading there
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>>1555164
Exit the library into the dining room now
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>>1555164
What's Bob's talent btw? Hes clearly shit at engineering and drawing
>>
>>1555165
"Do you have a reservation?"
>>1555166
Taking it in the ass.
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>>1555169
Put on our eastern accent and say "Yes we do, is there a table for Yusuf?"
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>>1555169
Can I roll for my talent
>>
Since there's like, three people here excluding OP, I'll change over to Wilda for a while.
>>1555169
Check our loot quickly, to see if we have any reservation thingys to use.
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>>1555171
"Hmm, no. There's no Yusuf on the list."
>>1555172
Sure.
Roll 1d10
10: Alchemy
9: Blacksmithing
8: Toolcraft
7: Performance
6: Cooking
5: Combat
4: Craps
3: Masturbation
2: Taking it in the ass
1: Taking it in the ass twice
>>1555173
There's no reservation thingy(s)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1555181
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>>1555181
save game then, boss
I'm about to sleep
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>>1555181
"What about a table for Larry? He said he couldn't attend, and so offered us his place."
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>>1555182
Turns out Bob's secretly really good at making potions and reagents.
Potions that helps with taking it in the ass.
>>1555187
"Hmmm, there is a reservation for Larry here, a reservation for 1"
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>>1555189
"Is it poooosible to have it become a reservation for two or more? We might be able to pay to accommodate the cost of that last-minute change."
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>>1555197
"Yea sure, a litre of blood. And a thread that's alive"
And since there's only 1 active player left in here, I think it's time to hold it off now.
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>>1555200
Go practice alchemy at the labs
Also cmon guys where u at
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>>1555204
Bob later died of loneliness
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>>1555200
Once again, the thread's kill. I just wonder when Wilda is able to go full ELDRITCH on anyone, and if that would significantly power her up afterwards.
Also I guess at this moment, only Bob can do anything properly, given how he doesn't need to drag along a party of his fellow kind since Gar's also kill.
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>>1555200
YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE DEAD THAN THREAD?ME
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>>1555213
I still can't come up with answer on thistrickquestion, honestly.
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>>1555213
Three's a party for a more traditional adventure thing, so let focus on Bob and make him get gud.
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>>1555189
Bobby's make a mean pot brownies!
For Master Mark, of course!
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>>1555219
But since now it's established Bob is not good at cooking.
Bob's pot brownies taste like shit and doesn't even get you high.
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>>1555223
Aww...
Bobby's gonna brew some potion to cure loneliness
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>>1555223
Not like he has to be bad at cooking forever. Keep trying to see if he can make them!
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Rolled 289 (1d420)
>>1555223
Roll 1d420 to make brownies
Since you suck ate cooking, you have a -100 debuff
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Rolled 210 (1d420)
>>1555234
Time to dank it up.
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Rolled 311 (1d420)
>>1555234
Bobby's not gonna fail!
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>>1555236
>>1555237
Bobby failed
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Rolled 290 (1d420)
>>1555234
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>>1555239
Maybe it is worth just brewing some normal pot instead for master. Learn more how to mix ingredients for a drink before leaning how to mix ingredients for food.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1555242
Roll 1d100 to make a concentrated weed potion
Talent in Alchemy gives a +20
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1555246
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1555246
Here we go...
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1555246
Bobby's gonna do it!
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>>1555251
Sooo close
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>>1555261
Let try that again, and see if we can actually make it work.
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>>1555261
Brew a potion of eternal life
Not that a vamp would need it
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
Dice God, can I be redeemed?
10 - yes
1-9 - lol no
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1555266
Roll 1d100 to make a concentrated weed potion
Talent in Alchemy gives a +20
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1555271
Oh shi-
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1555271
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1555271
Trying to make a potion using a failed batch is dangerous as fuck, but it's worth a shot.
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>>1555273
Bob made: Weed Potion
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>>1555275
Dank. Now as a test, try making a pot brownie, using the safety goggles instead of the chef hat.
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>>1555275
Share with master Mark and test it
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>>1555275
Yay!
Job lvl up!
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>>1555277
>>1555278
>>1555279
So which is it fags
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Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>1555282
Let roll for it:
1: Bake pot brownies w/ safety goggles.
2: Test the weed potion with the master.
3: Level up the Job.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
DOES BROTH EXIST IN HELL
1 - YES
2 - NO
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>>1555292
Nice, Let see what our master thinks of our pot potion!
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>>1555294
"Oh hi Bob. 'sup"
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>>1555299
We made some weed-juice, do you want some?
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>>1555302
"Interesting"
>>1555305
Shlomo
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>>1555319
More like Sclongmo mirite?
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>>1555319
,,,Also, Bobby might need help becoming stronker, since the vampire hunting party is back up to four people, and Gar is kill.
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>>1555321
>>1555324
"Yeah sure Bob. I'll get to it riiight after I drink this..."
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>>1555325
So what am I doing right now? Aside from being super handome?
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>>1555325
I hope you like the pot potion, Master.
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>>1555331
Trying to get into the dining room without a reservation
>>1555332
"woooaaahhhhh....duuuuuuudee"
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>>1555337
"yyeaaahhhhhhhhh"
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>>1555342
But I do have a reservation.
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>>1555342
So can you help me get stronk to help fight the Hunters, Master? I need to be so to not fail against them.
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>>1555346
"No ya don't"
>>1555347
"brrrrrrrruhhhhhh"
oh shit, Mark's too high to do anything right now.
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>>1555351
...Maybe it's worth having the master have his time. Maybe find some heavy junk instead to lift, to build up physical prowess.
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>>1555358
But why would we invade Master's privacy? Being on his good side will mean good things for us.
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>>1555351
Course I do. I cannot eat a meal before saying my blessings. Its just rude otherwise.
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>>1555363
"You're not on the list, then you're not getting in, buddy"
>>1555362
>>1555358
>>1555356
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>>1555368
...Maybe something other than the chest. Look for something heavier.
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>>1555368
Peek inside the chest!
Don't open it though, in case of trap.
Just peek through the keyhole!
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>>1555368
But I am on the list. You just cannot see it because you have pupils, silly.
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>>1555368
Lift master Mark
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>>1555377
"Really now? What's your name then?"
>>1555375
>>1555376
>>1555378
So which is it fagsd
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>>1555381
Bob
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>>1555381
Lift our master Mark. Surely he has some weight that can be lifted to help swole ourselves up.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1555381
Lift master Mark
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1555383
"Bob is never on the list"
>>1555387
>>1555388
Roll 1d10 to lift Mark
Bob has +9 Power
Mark has +20 Heavy Armor
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>>1555391
No no. Bob Sr.
No relation.
Head of Custodial Affairs
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1555391
Holy shiet master is heavy
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1555391
We're biting off more than what we can chew.
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>>1555395
"Bob Sr's been dead for seven years. Got staked right before his 245th birthday"
>>1555397
>>1555400
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>>1555407
Remember pops and weep a tear
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>>1555407
...Is it better idea to try lifting Master's chest first to warm us up? We need to get very stronk to fight and take revenge for our father.
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>>1555407
That was Bob Senior Sr.
I am here to investigate Bob's Wifemop. There have been rumors she has been seeing a broom behind his back and I am trying to see if the worries are founded!
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>>1555413
>>1555415
FLAAASSSHBAACK
"HEY SON! OH, you're making a cake for my birthday? No need! We'll go out and have a night on the town, getting drunk as fu---OH SHIT--"
>>1555416
"Oh please. If you're actually investigating the mop then you'd know the closet is at the other end of the hall"
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>>1555437
>that armbrace
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>1555437
Dude, we're literally batman now
Well... literally
Maybe too literal
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>>1555437
Such is the reason why we need to do what we do. Lift the chest to get swole.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1555459
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>>1555459
Whoops, forgot pic
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1555459
Our quest for strength begins here!
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>>1555462
Why must you rob me of everything I love you son of a bitch?!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1555459
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CHAD SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY
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>>1555477
Then Bobby will send him down there so you two can be butt buddies!
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>>1555464
>>1555475
>>1555461
>>1555466
"The day Chad killed your father and destroy everything you love is the most important day of your unlife...But for me, it was Tuesday....Also you failed to lift the chest you limp wristed fuck"
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>>1555484
The thought of him distracted us. Let try again, focused on lifting the chest!
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>>1555484
CHAD! I will be the one to kill you!
Assume normal form and point at him
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>>1555484
hmmis chad controllable character?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1555487
>>1555488
"I'll be waiting"
Oh and roll 1d10 to lift the chest again
YOu have +9 Power
Chest have +5 Weight
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1555494
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1555491
I dunno, is he? Lemme roll for it
1-5: No
6-9: Yes. BUt only for this thread.
10: Yeah sure, after this thread he'll enter the character pool
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1555494
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOOO
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1555494
The chest feels lighter now...
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>>1555499
I guess he'll have more chances as NPC then
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>>1555505
Smash the chest open!
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>>1555505
Now start pumping some muscle with that chest
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>>1555505
NOW LIFT IT AGAIN! KEEP LIFTING THE CHEST TO BULK UP OURSELVES TO HELP US AGAINST OUR BEEF WITH CHAD.
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>>1555508
Yes, listen to the other voices in your head, don't do that
It could contain his secrets.
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>>1555517
Yes we start pumping it up and down to help us get buff
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>>1555517
Aww...
Fine...
Like the reason why Master Mark wears his mask?
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>>1555522
Yes and it prolly has a picture of his wife, who he keeps hidden from us
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1555520
>>1555519
To get super buff, you msut lift this chest [my roll] times
>>1555522
That's just because his mask has a secret stash of weed and cocaine in it so he can access with convinience.
Trust me, I'm Mark's PR agent.
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>>1555528
Well thats not too bad, continue lifting for 4 times
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>>1555528
Well that seems achievable. We already did one lift, so let do it three/four more times!
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>>1555528
>Rolled 4 (1d100)
Done.
Can Bobby smash it now? :3
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Rolled 9, 1, 8, 7 = 25 (4d10)
>>1555530
Then roll 4d10
YOu have +9 Power
Chest have +5 Weight
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Rolled 2, 8, 3, 1 = 14 (4d10)
>>1555539
HERE WE GO
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Rolled 8, 1, 9, 5 = 23 (4d10)
>>1555539
EZ
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In the end Oswell didn't get a GF
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>>1555542
Oh hey Bobby got em, but lets not smash the chest aight?
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>>1555545
Aww... :(
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>>1555542
Bob now has 10 Power.
Now don't smash it.
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>>1555548
We can smash Chad's back later
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>>1555548smaaaash iiiiit
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>>1555550
Carefully place chest back where we took it from
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>>1555556
Wait, what is this hellish whisper on Bobby's ear?
Why are you not screaming in pain? :3
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1555559
>>1555559
To get 11 Powah, you must lift it [my roll] more times
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>>1555563smaaaaaash the cheeeeeeeeestyou know you waaant ittuse your new power to smash the cheeestprovided to you by Wishpers from Hell (tm).
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>>1555565
Given how we're stronger, it's harder to gain more gains from it.
Put it down with care, and check up with our master, Mark.
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>>1555565
That's a bit too many desu, we should leave it be for now. If we fuck up the chest might break
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>>1555566
Wait, are you that hunter who constantly make bad decision inside the castle?
Bobby's not listening!
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>>1555581
Maybe our pure weed potion is a bit too potent
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>>1555581
...Our potion of pot seems very effective. Maybe we can brew something-something to help swole us up.
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>>1555586
>>1555587
Perhaps. Perhaps.
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>>1555588
I wonder what he is tripping about? Hopefully something nice.
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>>1555591
Nite
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it's basically Bob's adventures at this point
cause all hunters are faggots and never killed him
chad is our only hope
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>>1555590
Yes. Hopefully
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>>1555591
Sleep tight, fellow bob.
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>>1555600
Well, as said, we should try to brew a potion to help swole ourselves up. We really need it just in case the hunters wake up.
>>1555599
It's basically bob's adventures since there's not a lot of peeps present to actually do the Hunter party well, but we have enough to focus on a single bloke. Nothing more to it than that.
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Rolled 69 (1d200)
>>1555603
Now roll 1d100 to make a swole potion
Your alchemy prowess gives a +10 in this endeavour
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1555605
Now let see here...
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1555605
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
Dice god, can GAR reincarnate in explosive penguin?dood
10 - sure
1-9 - lol no
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>>1555611
Why don't you try making an explosive penguin vampire
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>>1555608
>>1555610
It worked.
Kinda.
The explosion launched some potion residue into Bob's mouth and increased his Power to 11
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>>1555613
not impressed with vampires so far
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>>1555615
Now that we know it works, we can redo our steps to make it more potent, to keep powering ourselves up!
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>>1555617
In the end, it doesn't even matter
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>>1555620
It's risky. I bet if we fail it will decrease our power
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>>1555621
I prefer sardines over blood.dood
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>>1555620
>>1555624
Try again?
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>>1555627can bob die from overdose?
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>>1555627
Yeah. Let try again.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1555630
KLet's see what the dice says
2: No
1: Yes
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>>1555627
Nah I say it's enough for now
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>>1555631
>>1555635
So which is it?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1555639
Now roll 1d100 to make a Sober potion
Your alchemy prowess gives a +30 in this endeavour
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1555645
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>>1555647
Success
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>>1555648
Pour it in master Mark's mouth
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>>1555650
what could POSSIBLY go wrong
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>>1555652
Nothing because Bubs a good alchemist
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>>1555655using untested potions on other races without knowing their biology
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1555650
Roll 1d10 to pour it in his mouth
8-10: you pour it in his mouth
4-7: You miss and spill it on his cloak
3: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his dick
2: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his dick with your mouth open
1: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his dick with your mouth open. Then you choke on it to death.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1555659
I didn't know the act of pouring something in someones mouth would require such precise rolling
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>>1555661
Damn, ya missed.
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>>1555663
His eyes don't seem to be glowing green. Maybe it is actually wearing off?
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>>1555663
Try again and now prepare for it beforehand and dont spill it like a dumbie
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>>1555667
Perhaps
>>1555668
Roll 1d10 to pour it in his mouth
7-10: you pour it in his mouth
4-6: You miss and spill it on his cloak
3: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his dick
2: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his dick with your mouth open
1: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his dick with your mouth open. Then you choke on it to death.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1555671
Careful...
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1555671
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>>1555675
tsk tsk
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>>1555682
Why is master's dick out in the open anyways? Grab a handkerchief and stuff it back in his pants before trying again
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>>1555682
At this rate, we might accitentally dye his clothes purple.
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>>1555683
It's an untamed beast. When Mark's not paying attention to supress it, it'll just start spilling out of his pants due to its size.
So roll 1d10 to stuff it back into his pants
7-10: You stuffed it back into his pants , no homo
4-6: you stuffed it back into his pants, totally homo
2-3: You couldn't stuff it back into his pants and now you grabbed his dick
1: You couldn't stuff it back into his pants and your entire family walks in right before you let go of his dick
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1555691
>your entire family
Muh wife?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1555691
Careful now, don't want it to be homo. Otherwise we'll need a daily dose.
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>>1555698
It was totally homo.
Bob is now a gay.
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>>1555704
Fuck. Well, time to wake master up.
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>>1555704
One homoness doesn't make us gay. Now pour sobering potion in his mouth
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>>1555709
>>1555710
Roll 1d10 to pour it in his mouth
6-10: you pour it in his mouth
3-5: You miss and spill it on his cloak
2: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his crotch
1: On your way over, You slip and land your head on his crotch and then your coworkers walk in and sees what looks like you sucking off Mark
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1555714
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1555714
Those look like better odds. Give him a sip.
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>>1555718
"Hm?"
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>>1555722
Master! How was your trip?
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>>1555722
Good morning master
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>>1555723
>>1555724
"Oh..Hi Bob...Man, that was some trip. I saw visions, Bob. Visions of...why is cloak purple?"
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>>1555728
I missed a couple of times with my potion of soberity, sorry about that
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>>1555728
Trying to wake you up was harder than expected, I accidentally spilt some of the Sober Potion when trying to give it to you.
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>>1555730
>>1555732
"How did you manage that? Was the floor too slippery or something?"
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>>1555734
Nah. You give off this dangerous aura, master. It makes it hard to approach you
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>>1555736
"That's fair. Now. Do you want something?"
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>>1555747
Just wanted to know your thoughts on the pure weed potion, master
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>>1555747
Yeah. As said, I need to get stronker in order to fight the hunters, because they got a new party member and Gar is double-dead. Can't you do something to buff me up to be powerful-er?
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>>1555750
>>1555754
"Very well Bob. The potion was ace. And now for your upgrades....hmmm What should I do...Bob, you want equipment, body modifications or performance enhancing drugs?"
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>>1555759
Gotta leave it up to dice god, as is tradition
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>>1555759
Second. Need to be beefier and larger to fight against them, master.
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>>1555762
>>1555764
So do you wish to choose? Or do you wish to roll?
Rolling has a chance to get em all.
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>>1555767
Rolling also has the chance to give none at all. Besides, master offered a choice instead of thinking what to do with Bob's improvements.
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>>1555773
On a d10 or a d100?
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>>1555780
>>1555769
AND NOW FOR:
WHAT SHIT WILL BOB GET?
1: a single metal fang
2: addictive performance enhancing drugs
3: a metal tail
4: Mutation to have an actual tail
5: New weapon
6: Metal Spikes
7: non-addictive performance enhancing drugs
8: Metal Bones
9: Enlarged and reinforced muscles
10: all of the above
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1555792
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1555792
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>>1555798
"Alright. Here you go Bob. Take this bottle of pills. Each one you take will increase your strength by 2. It isn''t addictive so there should be no problems regarding that. But be careful not to overdose, Bob. Increasing your Power more than 10 at a time, aka taking more than 5 pills at once, will cause terrible side effects"
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>>1555809
Thanks master. How long is the duration of the effect?
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>>1555809
Thanks doc. Is there anything else that I can do, outside of fighting the hunters, to get some more improvements, Master?
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>>1555811
>>1555814
"These pills usually last for about 4 battles after you take them, exerting yourself metabolizes the drug. Oh and another way you can get more improvements aside from fighting the hunters, is training the lesser vamps and vampbeasts in preparation for the hunters. You're an experienced vampbeast with better equipment now, pass on some of that to your inferiors. For every 2 vamps your properly train I'll give you a reward"
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>>1555832
And, where can I find vampbeasts for training, master?
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>>1555832
Sounds good. We should train brobat too
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>>1555837
"Well usually in the Vampbeast rooms on the second floor where you sleep Bob."
>>1555843
"Yes, training your closest sidekick first is a good idea"
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>>1555852
Well, to avoid the team of hunters, it's best to fly down there and train them up. Also, does our sidekick count forwards the total?
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>>1555852
Wonder why all the hunters are comatose
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>>1555855
"Yes"
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>>1555863
Perhaps we ought to save game
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>>1555869
>>1555871
Indeed. let's save the game on this 888th post. it's a nice number.
See ya next time.
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>>1555879
Thanks for the bread, I was hungry
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>>1555879
Thanks for the thread, QM.
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