Two college sluts Janey and Emily decide to go on a humanitarian mission to visit a remote desolate country to support their troops but somehow wake up one morning after a night of debauchery in a mysterious cave.
>what happens next?
>>1554066
Rocks fall. They both die.
Good story.
>>1558649
We then start our real story from the perspective of Private Gibbson, who just so happens to wish his life won't end in him splattering into a bunch of Gibbs...
This has got to be the same faggot making these threads, with the consistent theme of 'slags get into dangerous/horrible situations'.
I'm onto you OP, you sick fuck.
>>1563209
Me? I'm trying to recycle his shit at the moment...
the memes are too strong for me
>>1564014
You shall be corrupted from being exposed too soon, my brother...
>>1554066
"These aren't the scientists we wanted? What can they do with a box of scraps?"
>>1566527
"where are we?" Janey groans, waking up on the dirt floor as she nudges Emily.
>>1576282
Get out of the cave. Use satellite phone.
>>1582041
After a moment of rest, the two slowly are able to get to their feet as they wander through the cave, searching corridor after corridor until finally they see some light at the end of the tunnel