Airship pirates escapades

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the captain:
Headstrong, stubborn-as-fuck trap chic who gets her rocks off on plundering. Whoever wants to be her cabin boy will be scarred for life.

>Alright ye salty pidgeonfuckers, report to the deck immediately!

How's this:
I'm a big fat harry ugly rape happy cut throat. You hired me for my technical skills as a engineer/repairman and though my tech skills are of no match, I generally can't be bothered to do anything but rape and kill those you point at (Or kill and rape if it makes it easier).

I'm not the most helpful in a fight, but I'm big and reckless enough that I provide a good distraction and with enough effort I can possibly be talked into fixing things and hacking stuff.

The Name is Augustus Dias

I served in the legions :D...

Money talks and shit walks.
I'll do anything for gold. Gold is to me what Death is to suicidals.

I am 6'6
Human and I like Adventure.
Also very handsome womaniser

>Just call me Navvie
>Navigation, geography, sometimes lookout
>Young man, smart but dirty clothes

>Ship name: Wandering Raven

>>154535
Also I am colourblind and Obsessed with Weapons. He is really into Maths and astronomy and got bullied by last crew

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>>154500
>I'm suprised, lardo. you actually showed up to rollcall on time for once. Not to mention first.

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>>154545
Dubs has been achieved ....

>>154500
>>154556
Here?

I haven't got a clue what we should name it though...

>>154437
A accomplished sword fighter whos not bad with a pistol, No one knows his name and he wears a beard of seaweed because he's somewhat senile.

>>154563
This guy got dubs>>154545

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>Augustus! Hows our ordinance stock looking?
>Raven my old boy! Are the charts up to date?

>>154574
After my post?
I mean it's fine with me if someone else wants to name it.

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>>154579
>been hitting the blackdrink a bit too hard lately, sorry Navvie. What's our next destination? a floating isle? an abandoned legion base? some old dungeon?
>>154572
>And good to see, uh, you. Way to be apart of the team, uh, sir...

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>>154579
>British accent

You read my mind OP

ME and meh gun
MY FAVOURITE GUN
MINE

>>154609
> good to see you too young lad now com'ere. Where are we headed to?

>>154579
Ordinance is tip top shape c-captain

If I may be so bold.. Whats our c-course captain?

>>154628
>>154609
>>154609
"Well, I've had a look at the maps for this region. It seems to me that we've got three promising destinations. There's a mine north of here that I thinks mostly been abandoned, 'cause I can't find it on the modern charts. There's a city to our west and there's a shipping channel to our south. I thought I'd put the choice to the Captain."

>>154437
>>154500
Here's what I got for boat names:
Ship Happens
Maid of Plywood
Sail Bad The Sinner
Wind Breaker

If I absolutely have to pick then it's the top on, but I'd much rather you pass the task on to the other guy or really anyone else.

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>>154631
>>154628
>ASK THE BLOODY NAVIGATOR! I may steer the ship but he guides her. If he doesnt stop being a sack of pussballs ill give yee all direction.

>>154652
"Right then, I'll choose!

We're going south over the ocean to the shipping channel! There are a lot of merchant ships that pass along it."

>>154648
>Splendid! lets have at the Shipping channel! Nothing like messing with civilian airboats. Lets gear up for west mates!

>>154665
My two favorite things! Booty and booty! Let's go!

>>154665
>"sounds good boyo, so what do you think of the captain ;D"

>>154671
>nothing like some good ole plundering

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>>154671
> Captain where do you hail from?

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>you see that ship there? looks like a fine target....Ill bring us in close. How should we proceed? Should we just flat out attack or offer some sort of deception? Whats the crew think?

I take a barometer out of my pocket.

>>154671
I'm glad you agree, Captain!

>>154674
Looking forward to it. You gonna fly with the ship or roll there yourself?

>>154676
Best one I've served under.

>>154705
>I say we board them and stick anyone who fights with our swords.

>>154696
>Some bumfuck colony of the legion. Stowed away on a merchant vessel that later raided by pirates. That crew made me the ladyboy I am today.

>WHAT A STUPID TIME TO ASK AUGUSTUS.

>>154705
>"Tell em they got a broken light in the back that's flickering. I'll fix it for a very reasonable price!"

>>154709
>No boy what do you think of HER ;)

>>154705
>Shit! That was fucking quick! We don't look much like merchant officers so I don't think a deception is going to work.

[I stuff the barometer back into my pocket and take out a small telescope.]

>>154726
> Thats amazing.. Lets do this Cap

>>154731
> Okay then Lets board em boys.

[Jams magazine into bessy and affixes bayonet]

>>154718
>I like the way this one thinks.
>>154726
Aye, sounds like a good try. But Navvie is right. Maybe stick em in the eyes with one of yer light bulbs Bandit boy?

>>154728
>I told you I served UNDER her, didn't I? Just kidding.

>>154751
>Good enough for me.

>>154752
HAHAHAHAHAHA geniunely kek'd
Almost cried

>On my command boys! Jump onto 'ere vessel and give em hell!
>READY
>JUMP!
Looks like a small crew, lightly armed. should be easy.
(all of you narrate what ya do on the ship during the battle.)

[I unzip my pants in anticipation for battle and grab my rusty sword with one hand and hammer in the other]

>>154778
I jump in as quick as I fatly can and start swinging like mad with hopes that one of my parts will land inside something.

>>154752
As I cut up a younger lookin chellovech in uniform, getting his blood all over my peticoat, I scream back to Augustus about how full of bullshit he is.
>"Ye and I both know I took the keel and you took the deck, you scurvy bastard you."

>>154778
> lets get em boyos!
*readys my trusty saber and pistol*

>>154778
> TALLY HO BOYS OVER THE TOP

>gets onto other ship and lands badly bayonet cuts his pants "FUCK SAKE"

>>154778
I grab my sharpened shortsword, board the airship and stab anyone who attacks me while I try to get to the Captain's quarters.

>>154804
You burst open the door of the captains quarters to find it empty. There's a chest in the corner, but where's the captain?

>>154799
>Shoot a sailor.. "sorry laddie"
>Put bayonet to the throat of another "WHERES THE FOCKING GOLD??"
>"sir ... its in the captains quarters"
[let him go but stab his leg]
>I run to the captains quarters

>>154820
I walk over to the chest and say "I know you're in there; don't make me set this chest on fire."

>>154751
>I'll get the ones that ran into the hold!

>>154829
I burst in.. ?
>why you got a lighter laddie..
> "You search the chest Navvie"
>Ill get the gold..

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>>154829
The captain springs out from his hiding spot!
if the last digit is an even number, youre safe. if not, you get shot.
>>154835
i go to the hold with seaweed beard.

>>154841
>found one hiding in a crate! Should we throw him overboard?

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>154841
>HOLY FUCK
> I Fire bessy at the fucking mad enemy captain

>>154836
Depending on Navvies last digit he either takes a superficial bullet wound or you save him by shootin the cap.

>>154853
Then let's see.

I wrestle the Captain for his gun.

>>154845
>"How young is this here stowaway? I could always use a new cabin boy....."
>>154851
you acted fast and killed captain cock. Navvie is safe, and the chest is ripe for the picking.

>>154863
Or not. Cap gets shot, but Navvie gets grazed.

>>154865
>Sorry captain! This here is a grown man, a fat one too.

>>154872
>wanna be an enemy cabin boy?

>>154872
>"SEEMS THIS SHIP HAS A GHOST PROBLEM...">>154875
>>154875
>"GROSS. shoot his bloody balls off and leave him to die!"

>>154871
>Damn it! Why do we have no fucking doctor on this ship?! Thanks, Gus.

If the Captain's dead, then I rip off some of my shirt to make a torniquet and a bandage.

If I manage to kill/mortally wound everyone I can I'll take the freshest body available back to our ship.

> I search the chest get ??? amount of gold [Ill roll for gold]
> I return topside and go to the sailor I injured but left alive > ANY LURKERS WANNA JOIN??
> I ask the man his name

>>154884
>Yessir!
*closes the crate and throws it overboard*

Rolled 36 (1d1000)

>>154890
Oh shit

>>154897
FUCKING 36 pieces.. jebus

> Capn they aint rich.. Well the captain aint

>>154892
I could have used that!

>>154892
I give you a reassuring slap in the ass.
>EVERYONE TO THE MAIN DECK!
>>154900
"its quite alright Augustus my boy..Still a worthwhile raid!"

Rolled 72 (1d100)

I loot the Captain's cabin of any equipment I can find.

>>154900
Maybe the gold's stored somewhere else on the ship. Have you seen any other chests?

> Sadly Carries the wounded man over to our ship..
LURKERS ONE CAN JOIN...
>>154922
Well did anyone find any CHESTS???

>>154915
*comes wearing a full crates worth of hats*
>Did we find any loot?

>>154922
you get a few valuables in what looks like a secret drawer; quite a few precious gems and jewelry, and a few rounds of ammunition.

>>154928
>"Looks like someone found some..."
nudge to >>154928 and >>154931

>>154931
>Hey Cap. You mind if I keep this one? He's still kicking.

>>154931
I grab all that stuff, though I was hoping for some backup compasses.

Then I walk to the main deck.

>"Oi fanny bandit
>I got this guy with a wounded leg"

>>154938
>"Is that the captain? Sure...Why not? But I aint feedin him.">>154941
YOU ALSO FIND the merchant charts, a sextant, and a compass on his desk.

>>154945
>I'll take that and none of you will here from me for a little while. You might hear from him.

>>154952
>Ya think they last long enough to eat? Har har har.

> I'll be looking around for any good weapons.

>nudge to Navvie:
"He's a sick fuck aint he? And are those some new charts I see?"

>>154971
"Be quick about it. we've got an entire sky to steal from."

>>154952
I loot all that equipment.

>>154961
Come on, don't eat him. You don't know where he's been.

>>154983
Drats nothing good

"Right then! We've got Fanny, his trophy, Augustus, Navvie, And Greenbeard. Are we all set to leave then? Did I miss anyone?"

>>155013
>One last thing!
*takes the captains hat*
>lets go!

>>155013
>All set, Captain!

[I'm wearing all the jewellery I looted to free up space in my pockets.]

>>155013
> Nah captain, We got everyone

>>155042
>>155057
>>155059
"Hoist off! Then well set this vessel ablaze with cannonfire! Everyone! Hop the port bow! Greenbeard, you can shoot the ship down."

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>155071
JUMPING

>>155071
Hoisting OFF

>>155086
you jump alright, despite your heavy jewelry.
>>155093
you jump with as much success as you have with women.

>>155071
[Currently otherwise engaged in my bunk]

>>155113
>I whisper to Navvie " absolutely degenerate am i right"

*Fires while laughing like a maniac*

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>>155124
I look you straight in the eye. "Are you poisoning the minds of my crew with slander against the captain?! Do we need to have another 'talk' in my 'quarters'?"

>>155128
you take the flak cannon and the merchant ship goes down in a graceful rain of fire and iron.

>>155152
"n-n-no c-captain.. m---ma'am n-not again"

Also whats for dinner?

>>155152
>I'll be heading to my quarters now.
*grabs some food on the way there*

>>155152
>Time for celebration booze, men and Captain?

>But only people who aren't too busy [I turn towards the direction of the bunks] BUGGERING CORPSES will want any.

>>155169
"Splendid....Discipline is hard work anyway."
>>155182
"Seeing as we have no chef, How's a night in the city sound boys besides fanny?">>155184
"....seaweed also ate the last of the rations...So we don't really have a choice."

>>155200
"I suppose we still have some booze left...Wouldnt you like some time on the ground though?"

>>155207
SOUNDS great .. finally some rea... ...really nice women

>>155207
>sounds swell, we should also get a cook over there.
>I'll be on the lookout for anyone good.

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>>155221
"You know you love it, Auggie.
But what sort of captain would I be if my men couldnt get their wanks wet with grounded women?">>155231
"Be sure to 'interview' them thoroughly...."

>>155207
[The sounds of our newest crewmate end shortly after you mention food and I emerge]
>I could do with a slab of meat cap.

>>155262
Next time do us a favor and gag them. Cant get any quite with all that screaming.

>>155251
>Hm? Yes. I'll send them your way too. You know how I feel about the *willing*.

>>155276
>Yes well... He won't be doing any more of that next time anyway.

>>155277
"Just don't kill anyone. We've needed a good cook for some time now."
"It's settled then. A night on the town. Navvie, Mind steering us into the next city over with an airstrip?"

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I head to the bar and hit on some honeys
>"hey babe"

>>155305
>Right-o, Cap'n!

>Let's have a look at the charts... Sandstorm City? No, no, fuck, that's a ruin. An ancient ruin.

>Then we'll go to Salmonrun's End! Plot a course 15 degrees North-West, Captain!

>Just so you know, I have had just a little of that booze I mentioned...

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>>155332
so we shove off to salmonruns end; Its a thriving city that doesnt give a fuck about criminals and shit. Augustus goes off hitting on some honeys.
"Well, the rest of yee go have some fun. Just be back by dawn or i'll leave yer arse here."

>>155342
>Well no better place to look for a cook other than the local bar. Lets see if there's anyone worthy enough to be our cook.

>>155354
Wrong name my bad I was in another thread.

>>155342
what are you gonna do captain

>>155342
>I find the largest quantity of meat I can with the little pocket change I have and promptly return to the ship with it.

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be wary lads

>>155342
I look for a dealer to buy all the necklaces and bracelets I'm wearing. I take a knife with me.

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>>155366
"Well Auggie, I'm going to hit on the local stomping grounds and try some hookin.">>155372
"Spose you already had your fun huh?"
>>155381
"watch yer back out there....The sentries here aren't much help."

>>155377
dontcha wanna be our cook?

>>155388
"ever fuck a tranny"
Oh fuck.. I kek'd

anyway. wanna join me? Ill wingman some guys for you

>>155388
>Well that's not to say I'm finished.

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"Auggie, like I'd make anyone more attracted to you with my presence. If you want though, sure. I dont have to be a prostitue for the night.

This place seems to have a cook, you know....">>155417
"No point in lollygagging on the ship all night. Stay out her whydontcha?"

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>>155417

>>155431
alright you talk to the cook captain. Ask him if he can make schnitzel..

I'm head to these 4 college girls dorm also have you met Chad?

I walk out and leave you with chad (pretty sure he swings both ways}

>What's you cheapest meat barkeep? Never mind Just bring me... [hands over coins] this much of it.

[I enter the bar]

[I'm no longer wearing any necklaces or bracelets]

>Alright, mates? Captain?
>Barman, a tankard of beer and some fried bread!

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>>155455
the cook turns out to be a robot. the grub hes makin smells fabulous. (HEY LURKERS, WHO WANTS TO NAME AND PLAY THE ROBOT?)
>>155457
the saytr barman gives you a hunk of what looks like mutton.
>>155497
"Need something Navvie? Im trying to get us a coom and some action with chad."
The satyr slides you a large mug for some of your gold. He puts a little paper in the cooks window for the bread order.

Fried bread fuck me I'm hungry after all this damn sex

[and so the college girls ducked him again since he said "fuck me"]

Damnit, I want food.. You girls have drained me.. We did it 5 times and there is 4 of you.. Can I get some rest

>>155537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUei-0WYC4

>Any barmaids around here? If there's no barmaids, I'll have to give this bar a pretty shit review.

>Ah, that's a cute singer... hey, Captain, eight gold if you stop these two untrustworthy bastards eating my fried bread.

[I approach the singer]

>>155570
"Cheese and fuckin crust mate. Pop a squat on the stool next to me. Satyr! get this man a tall glass of water and one of those asprin bubble tablets!"

[Sucking the marrow from the bone.]

*walks in*
>I've been looking for this place for ages. Should've known better than to ask that bum for directions.

>>155609
Thanks cap
How's things going with .. You know who?

Also batman get me some onion rings and fried bread

>>155634
Barman*

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>>155605
"Your dish is safe with me comrade."
the barmaid gives you an inviting smile:"Need somethin sir?">>155634
"I haven't even talked to the bloody bastard. Whats he like anyway?"
>>155618
the satyr gives you a real creeped out look: "e-enjoying that sir....?"

>>155634
"We have other things besides bread you know. That robot cooks a mean meat sammich and spagoogle guts."

>>155656
I want fried bread and onion rings.. But I'll also get a meat sammich

>>155650
>Yer. It's fresh, whatever it is.

[I talk to the singer]

>Hey. I'm a navigator. That means adventure. Money. Windspeed calculations.

[I gesture to a large bulge in my pocket.]

>Like my telescope? It's extendable.

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>>155666
the robot brings out all the orders, from fried bread to spagoogle.

>>155650
Well Chad likes .. Dick and he likes .. Boobs and he is really into military frigates and the new season of game of lawnchairs

>>155650
Well Chad likes .. Dick and boobs .. He is also really into military ships and the new season of game of lawnchairs

>>155681
"Want another s-sir?"
>>155682
She converses with you as she places a tray on a table. "sounds more exciting than what I do." she looks at your crotch: " I really hope thats actually a telescope."

>>155717
>Only one way to find out, right?

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>"sounds like my kinda man...."
>hit on chad

>>155717
>No. I fear that would make a clog. If ya know what I mean. Ya got any stew?

>>155741
The satyr gives you a puzzled look."Stew? I'm sure the chef can make something resembling a stew." He puts a little tag up in the window and the robot gives him a thousand yard stare like this some bullshit. But he fills a pot with water and meat and puts it on the stove.

I invite the singer into a back room and offer to share my fried bread with her before it gets stone cold.

After eating and drinking my water. I tell Chad to treat "her" right and drop 6 gold pieces in his hand

"Cheers captain I hope you enjoy your evening ;)"
"Cheers lads I'm off to the ship, I actually need some rest"

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>>155830
"Thanks, but I have to work the rest of my shift first...Mind waiting for me?" When you motion for the bread, she declines "I'm trying to watch my figure, but thanks...."

>>155872
I go back to the bar, drink my beer, eat my fried bread and watch and listen to the singer.

>>155856
>See you there!

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>>155856
>"ohoohohoh. With pleasure, Auggie. I think Chad will too. Have a good night boyo."

I drink my stew like it's beer, only stopping to chew after I've tried to swallow and coughed something up. Occasionally I wipe the bits of food from my eye/ears with the tablecloth.

SO.
Auggie leaves for the ship, and passes out in his bunk.
Navvie waits for the barmaid to finish, and they have some great sex, but only after a nice night on the town.
Fanny Bandit gets his stew after waiting a ridiculous amount of time, and ends up extoring the satyr for the robochef.

As for TrapCap (whose name is Alice Manson),
she does some kinky weird shit with chad, and then goes back to the ship with a few new bruises and scars.

It is now the crack of dawn. The sun peeks behind the airstrip. All shipmates are accounted for, and the chef is introduced to the crew.

Alice: "Alright mates. Everyone satisfied with themselves?"

>>155954
>Yup.

>I stand idle at the start of the dock, not moving much, the chef, my owner, stands behind me

>>155954
[I'm wearing a shirt and underwear and looking out to sea. I turn around at the sound of the Captain's voice.]

>I'm alright, Captain. I want to get this arm wound dressed, though.

>>155934
(ooc)Didn't see you traded for the robot, but I'd be glad to play him while I can

>>155985
"Take a seat over there, i'll pull out the medkit." As I grab the medkit, a thought hits me:"Speaking of wounds, yee should all keep yer eyes out fer a dedicated doctor. We could sure use one more than a chef."

>>156014
>We have a medkit? That's new to me. I was just gonna pour some whisky on the graze.

I take a seat and take off my shirt. I refuse to admit to being cold.

I check the stores for cooking supplies

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>>156026
"Yeah. Nifty things they are. All the fixings in one tin."
Smirk gently
"Youre cute when you smirk ;^)"

>>156037
In the storeroom, you find a few barrels of vegatables and a few crates of fruits and spices. No meat though.

"Has anyone seen Greenbeard? I havent spoken to him all night...."

>>156052
>These look like pretty good stitches. Thanks.

[I flex my arm a bit to see if the stitches hold.]

>They should be alright, I hope.

>>156072
>We did remember to pick him up from the bar, right?

>>156111
>"I sure hope so. We haven't left yet, maybe he'll turn up eventually."
[turn to you]
"We should plot our course while we wait for him.If he's not here by the time we're done, we're taking off without him."

I awkwardly approach the charting table, obviously never having been on an airship before.
"Hello" I say in the low groan of my poorly built speaker
quick bio:
The chef from the bar was very strict, this honed my skills as a chef, but I am not adept when it comes to 'people skills' Although shy, I am looking forward to the adventure ahead and am very curious as to who my fellow crew mates are

>>156137
>Let me bring in some charts.

[I collect some charts from my cabin and bring them to the deck; where I place them onto the table, weighed down by beer tankards.]

>We are here.

I point at a city drawn on the middle map.

>These other maps show places that are within a few hours flight of us. Bear in mind that the scales on some of them are different. See anything that interests you?

>>156160
[I grab your hand and shake it.]

>Hello. I'm Navvie. You're our new cook, right?

>>156160
"Alright robot, we have a five man crew: Fanny Bandit, shipmate and best brigadeer, Augustus, Munitions womanizer, Navvie, navigator and chart enthusiast, thats him, I'm Alice, the Captain,and Seaweed Beard, senile artilley expert. Everyone other then Navvie and I are MIA.
Whats your name anyway? A serial number will do, as well."
>>156179
I look at a chart of floating isles and pick one that's all the way off on the western side.
"How about this small one here? I have a good feeling about it."

>>156223
>I tilt my head awkwardly
"Name? I've never had a name. What should my name be?"

>>156206
When you tighten your grip on my hand, you feel me tighten mine as well. You try to shake my hand but it stays completely still. I give you a weird look.

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>>156242
"How do you fancy Lee? Short and sweet, suits a ship cook 'swell as any other name."

>>156223
>These floating islands, huh? I thought you'd pick those, Captain. You've always liked floating islands, haven't you? Let's have a look at them.

[I lean over the table and take a close look at the chart.]

>This chart is from about sixty years ago. They've written the year in that little number in the bottom right corner. Judging by the scale, the main island seems to be big enough for us to spend a day looking around.

>>156242
[Whilst also trying to lean over the table, I carry on trying to shake your hand. My stitches start straining.]

>I start nodding my head slowly
"Yes, Lee, this name will do."
>I walk to the barracks and try to find Fanny, Seaweed, and Augustus to meet them

>>156301
My hand easily slides out of your grip, you check your hand as I leave and it looks like I left a thin oily film over it.

>>156302
You find me still in my bunk with bits of your food still left in my hair from last night.
>Huh? Am I still in the bar?

>>156321
I didn't notice you until you spoke, so I took a few steps back in surprise
>No, I've joined your crew and came to meet my new fellow crewmates.
I stare for a few seconds
>You have something, in your hair... there's food everywhere in your hair
I'm pointing at all the bits I can see but I don't want to get any closer

>>156301
"Splendid!Whats the flight time?"

>>156346
>Oh...
[I eat a crusted bit with a crunch]
>Wake me when there's more fighting to do.

>>156372
[Glance over at Fanny with a hint of disgust, and a smirk]
"At least you're not dead. Now, where did the others get off to..."

>>156372
[Walk away to find Seaweed and Augustus, while being thankful I have no sense of smell]

>>156347
[I lick my finger and hold it as high as I can. Then I take a really grubby, stained handkerchief out of my pocket and hold it into the wind. With my other hand I take out a compass and consult it.]

>Hmmmmmm. The wind is blowing from the north at a rate of about three knots, so we'll need to adjust our course north if we want to make a mostly straight journey west. As for much power we'll get from the sails and the engine, I don't know. Not my department; you'd be better asking Fanny. Not that I envy you that task.

[I roll up most of the charts from the table and tie them together with some old string. I take all the charts off the table and disappear into my cabin muttering about thermal currents and swan migrations.]

>>156372
[Kick Fanny]
"Fanny my boy! Be a doll and rig the sail for north will ya? And check the engines while yer at it."

I'm going to go to bed now as I'm on GMT and it's 02:18 here.

Thanks for a fun evening, everyone.

Also, round about now seems like a pretty good point in the adventure to end the session and pick it up tomorrow if you wanted. But if you want to carry on adventuring then go for it.

>>156435
Yeah I'm packin in too. At least for the night.

This was fun though! Definitely doing this again.

>>156442
I've only got a few hours at hand myself, 9:28 est with exams tomorrow. I'll keep an eye out for your threads! You could probably tell this was my first RP ever, I'm a fast learner though.

>>156414
>Oh for fuck's sake...
[I rig the sail and pretend to fiddle with the engines.]
>Yep. Found a busted lug nut. It won't cause any problems as long as I rig it now, but I'm going to be down here a while.
[I pretend to work if anyone is around and relax when I'm alone.]

I'm off to bed as well. Lurkers can feel free to become the fat fuck you've always wanted to be and take over for me.

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Ahhh what a great night with biological women..

Time for new raids

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>>157940
>tfw your crew constantly reminds you of your albino goblin penis

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I drew the ship again~
do we like this format better than the paint format for the art?

I'm here and ready for new adventures.

>>158908
This is more detailed, but how long did it take you to draw in comparison to >>154437?

>>158908
I love it

I have colored my pic of Augustus
Will post when home

>>159053
Not terribly much longer.
I'm just using auto desk sketchbook instead of Photoshop Elements.>>159104
Can't wait to see mate

Oh. This looks refreshing and fun

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>>159201
Drew you you limey bastard
>>159262
wanna join the crew?

>>159322
fuck yeah cap

>>159380
>'Navvie whats our course at the moment?"

>>159262
Anon, we need a radio operator, a Doctor, Or a new artillery specialist.
Take your pick.

>>159393
>We're on course for these.

[I point at a small map I've pinned onto the wall of my cabin.]

>These are the Albatross Islands. They float at an elevation of about 750 metres above the ground. Currently I calculate we're heading on a course around five degrees NNE.

"Our radio signal shuld be up shertly."

Your radio operator announces over the intercom. He may or may have not been there the whole time. As he also may or may not be a sentient octopus with a sailor hat and a fake moustache in a fancy coat.

>>159445
[stroke chin and observe the etched image of the island]
>"Albatross...I've heard tell of these islands. 'ere be a small settlement there. They have a pact with the Eldergod Albatross..."

>>159469
[Nudge Navvie]
>"Do you remember his name?"

"Shcanning fer shignals"

The unnamed voice echoes.

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>>159502
[yell down to the hull]
"Be sher to look out for the settlements' broadcast ay Lad?!"

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>>159513
tried drawin ya.

>>159482
>That wasn't a voice in my head? Stowaway, maybe? Ask him to play some music.

>>159524
Thanks for drawfagging. It looks great. You don't mind me doing some amateur scribbles in the tegaki canvas, do you?

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>>159525
>"Plasome music...? do we even have music? I dont recall ever stealing tapes from ships...."

>>159519
"Urf curse Captain! In sha meantime enjoy Shanty Radio! I pirated toonsh for ye!"

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>>159538
not all all boy! draw away. It looks good and perpetuates the plot.

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>>159550
>"TURNITOFFTURNITOFFTURNITOFF"

>>159550
>>159543
Captain, does it sound to you like he's singing the vocals himself?

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"Loosh like we gosh a live one. Distresh shignals count, yesh?"

The octoman asks turning off the music 'temporarily'.

"Thish ish Octavian Inklava. Reshpond!"

>>159567
If only i had the angelic voish to replicare sush brilliant vocalsh.

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>>159576
I guess we'd better loot it before it sinks. I should sharpen my combat sextant.

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>>159597
"Ish it okay to loot you?"

The friendly squishy man asked.

They didn't seem to like that idea.

"Shucks."

>>159597
>>159615
>"'ere's a boat cry in fer mercy? Let's not kick a vessel while she's down lads. Octo! Relay the signal to the nearest vessel. Let's make it ther problem and continue our course...."

>>159637
"Aye, Captain!"

The nautical master of noise boosted the distress called amd forwarded it to nearby vessels. In doing so he discovered 2 settlements within range. One a settlement. One... not sure. Its not a normal ship frequency , but it's not on any given map either.

"Two shignals. Shtationary!"

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[I leave my cabin and stand on the deck holding my telescope.]

>>159683
>SHIT, SHIT, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ARMS?!

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>>159683
"You droshped theshe."
A slimy arm throws up two slimy arms onto the deck.

>>159716
>Thanks, mate. Now I remember: I took the right arm off to give it some rest so the stitches would heal better. Then I took the left arm off 'cause I thought the right arm would get lonely. You can have some rum if you put them on me.

>>159732
The octopod shambles up the ladder and uses two arms to hold you still as two more are used forcing your limbs back into your body. Turning and locking them in he wiggled happily.

"Ish no doctor but will do fine. I fink."

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>>159756
>>159716
>tfw your crew literally loses their limbs because you had to take a piss and your computer loses internet constantly because Windows 10 is trash on art tablets

>"Navvie! What's our ETA?"

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>>159756
>Nice job! Let's have some of that rum I mentioned.

[I go to my cabin and return with a bottle of rum]

>Can you, er, merme-, umm, mindfl-, uh, eight-legged ocean people drink alcohol?

>>159826
He looks at you surprised and nervous as if his cover had been blown!

"I... ish... erm... You are funneh fellows!"

He began to laugh loudly, wiggling slightly as he takes the offered bottle. He takes a big swig of the rum as if to prove a point and hands it back.

"Jush another hooman, workin wif hoomans!"

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>>159847

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>>159863
Fuck

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>>159807
Our ETA? We had 85.3 miles to cover when we set off... then we passed through that low-pressure zone... no swans, luckily... let me check the windspeed.

[I look for a handkerchief in my trouser pocket and remember that I'm not wearing any trousers. I start taking off my underwear.]

>These'll be good enough for a rough check...

>>159868
>>159863
>>159847
...just kidding. We say that to all the new crew members. It's an in-joke.

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>>159880
>"NO AROUSING THE CAPTAIN ON DECK! That can be done in my quarters."

>>159891
[Pic related]
>>159807
"I did shee shum shignals on sha radio, Captain. Shall I ignorsh them? I hash more shick toons to share."

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>>159915
Captcha ate my image.

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>>159900
>I'll have to use my jacket instead, then.

>>159915
>"Fuck the signals Octoman! Stay on target!"
>>159945
[facepalm]

>>159980
"Ish 'Octavian', Captain."

He meekly corrects the boss wo-man as he scuttles back into his hatch to do his job, looking for the correct settlement signal.

"Shettlement... where are youuuu"
The man started talking to himself as Bonnie Tyler's "
I Need A Hero" starts playing.

[I peer through my telescope.]

>Looks like we might be nearly there. I'm pretty sure those are the Albatross Islands dead ahead.

>>160003
>Picking up any messages, Octo?

>>160003
>"Navvie do you even know where we are in terms of the island?

>>160055
"Splendid! I await this one. Perpare yerselves."
>"Octavian, soory lad. Ye just make me irate is all."

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(>A drooling slime. I mean, a telescope view of the floating islands.)

>>160055
>>160063

Octo wiggles in glee as he found anther radio signal. What are they talking about? Local news? Secret information? Commercials?!?

>>160096
[I steer the ship towards the center most asile, and try to find a spot to land.]
>"TOO MUCH BRUSH FOR A LANDIN NAVVIE! WERE GONNA HAVE TO TETHER HER SOMEWHERE!"

>>160176
>That's your call, Captain! As you know, the wind can be weird around around floating islands. Are you going to scout around and look for a village or something, or tether in the first sturdy-looking place we see?

This thread seems to have slowed down a bit, and it's early in the morning here again. I'm going to say goodnight and thanks for tonight's adventure.

I need to sleep as well. Bookmarked and ready to go for tomorrow

>>160271
Sorry lads. I've been a tad busy :/ but yeah. See y'all tommorow

I seem to have over slept.

I take out my pic of emma watson and kiss it say "soon my love, You'll be the only girl.. then again" wink at TrapCap " Capt aint a girl so ;)"

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>>161617

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Damn my crew is lazy today

>>162603
The volume suddenly gets louder over the intercom as Augustus made his comment.

"IIIIIII JUS WANNA TELL YOU HOW IM FEELIIIIN"

>>162610
>"I believe i have not yet met you mr?"

>>162668
The squishy man cannot tell if he is human or vegetable.

"I ish Octavian Inklava. Pleasuresh mine."

He introduces himself with a tip of of his cap. Music continues to blare throughout the ship.

>>162678
If you don't mind my asking
What is that dreadful racket blaring throughout the ship?

>>162668
>He's a pretty competent MAN [wink wink]. He put my arms back on.

>>161617
>"I AM IN FACT A WOMAN YOU BRATCHNY BASTARD."
>>162668
>"Have we another stowaway?"

>>162746
Why were your arms off in the first place sonny

>>162760
Alright if you're a women show us your Penis

>>162764
Exactly you almost did it..

Anyway when will we arrive at the floating islands Navvie

>>162762
>That's not important.

>>162764
O //////// O

>>162776
>Now we're in telescope range, I've left the manouvering to the Captain. Our ETA depends on how much scouting she does. You notice there are a lot more seabirds in the air around here?

>>162689
"Ish toons. Shanty Radio!"

The voice yells over the loudspeaker.

"Also. Floating ishlands are talking about a ship in the horizon. Ish that, us?"

There may or may not be someone watching our movements. There also may or may not be an Octo-rendition of 'Take on Me' happening right about now after the announcement.

>>162804
>"Im gonna bring us in on the side closest to the settlement buckos! Soory. I've ben 'avin flashbacks of castration and rough cabin ladyboy sex....A good captain shouldn't let these things get the best of 'er....."

>>163104
> "woah steady there cap'n"
[I hold her so she doesn't collapse]

>>162863
>That's us. Maybe we should raise a flag?

[I take off my beret and walk around the deck looking for a hook to hoist it up on.]

>>163104
>I believe in your skill, Captain!

>>163168
>"Raise the Colors of the Ravens' Claw!(or whatever the ships name is)"

[I fly us in close enough to throw out a tether line, and lock the steering wheel.
I climb down to the main deck and start winding the harpoon tether.]
"Navvie! Fire the tether when ready!"

(Won't be drawfagging for awhile, out of the house. Sorry senpai :( )

Ill be dnd-ing tonight. So ill be on and off))

"They ish readying mainland cannonsh, shir! They hash ground troops!"

>>163296
online or Table?

>>163296
>"Request clearance to land you blubbering idiot! We're not here to hurt them!"

>>163296
>Why should we, an airship, care about ground troops? Someone should tell them there isn't enough ground under their feet to plant a row of carrots.

>Guess I should put my shirt back on. And my trousers. Might even have a tie somewhere.

>>163936
>"Just because we can blow them out of the sky doesn't mean we should, bucko."

>>164374
why not

>>164388
[shake head, storm into Navvie's quarters, and come out with a map of the island. I then point to what looks like a crudely drawn mausoleum.]

>"We came ere for this mate. Not to waste bullets."

>>164461
Bullets used to end lives are never wasted..
But lets go onto land.

>>164461
>The mausoleum? You want to make a load of bonemeal? I don't think the Albatrosses - uh, the people of Albatross would be happy about that.

"Octavian here. Ish requeshting to land. Friendly folksh we are!" He responds over the radio.

>>163558
Table m8

>>164481
>"We don't take lives by nature. We're pirates. We steal. They ave nuthin valuable."
>>164626
>"it's a crypt with not only their dead, but also valuables in sacrifice to albatross. Call me a graverobber but I think it's ripe for the picking."

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>Alright, so we're going to assume we got clearance to land at their dock. The crew is going to have to meet the townspeople, who seem rather on edge, considering they have their guns aimed at your ship.

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>"Ahoy there! What's yer business here travelers? You don't look like merchants...."

>>167817
We are mercenaries

We are an independent indie company called Blackwatch

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>>167884
[contemplate deeply in this, and stare down the stranger.]
>"BlackWatch eh? What do you sell then?"

Roll for it. If you get an odd number he believes ya.

Rolled 2 (1d9)

>>167959
We mercenaries. We sell our fighting skill....

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>168001
wrong dice

>>168006
I lied.

You guys look scary.. You guys look like pirates..
We are just merchants hopefully here to restock on merchandise

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>>168001
>>168006
>>168006
>>168001
>"Mercs, you say...we could use your help.
You see, there's this...group. Further in the woods. They're impeding upon our colonization of this island. Clear them out, however you see fit, and you'll be compensated.

Is that a deal?"

>>168064
I used to be in the legion.
Ill help you

>>168001
>Radish Bro!
>Damn elusive stowaway!

>>168064
>Subjugating natives, you mean? How romantic!

>Could you give us all the money in advance? That way, we can invest in the equipment we need to get this job done quickly. (And we might need to take it back to Sandstorm City for authentication; you can't be too careful about these things...)

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[Scratches head, then crosses arms]
>"Supplies eh? I suppose the quartermaster can sell us some odds and ends...As for payment, I'm afraid you'll have to wait till the job is done. Can't afford to lose any capital as is. The crowns' a little light on change if ya catch my drift."

>>168130
I used to be in the legion are you not going to salute a retired commanding officer damnit

>>168148
[Whisper: Did you remember to wear your officer hat?]

>>168161
ooh Hold on lemme get my patches and officer sword too.

[runs back to his quarters]
[takes ceremonial and usable sword off wall, puts on officer skull crusher hat. Places patches on shoulder.]

[runs back]
Now show some respect boy

>>168148
[Sigh, and salute the whiny bastard.]
"Alright you lot, get out of my sight."
[The soldier and his ensemble walk away.]

Alice Manson:

>"So mates, are we actually going to try and kill a band of witches?"

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>>168200
Do you even know my rank sergeant..
I shout after him

FUCKiNG SCALLYWAYS

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>>168236
Focus DAMNIT!!
>"WE need to figure out how we're going to kill those witches.

>>168429
Well do they have magic? What type?

The thread is in auto sage captain.. Fucking abandon ship
Fucking abandon ship to new thread

Also lets get some more crew

>Witches? So they have broomsticks we can loot, right? Imagine the scouting that could be done on one of them...

>>168832
At some point, we're going to need to make a new thread if we want to continue.

>>168943
New thread lads, if we're still up for it
>>168418