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ESCAPE DA HOOD

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You fell asleep on the bus. "Oh shit...", you mutter as you quickly stumble off thinking you missed your stop by only a few blocks.

You notice the trash blowing in the wind as the sun is setting to hour right over the tall featureless building you recognize as project homes.

You look for signage to tell you where you are but find none. Your cellphone dies as you unlock it.

At the intersection you're on there's a mosque on your corner, an Indian convenience store at the other, and the road can be traveled in four directions.

There's also a discreet alley 40 feet ahead but the thugs on the stoop by it might have noticed you.

Your apartment is in the north east part of the city, but who knows exactly where you are?

You can't stay on this corner forever.

Where do you go?
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>>1543779
>Check pants for gat
>Proceed to Indian Convenience store.
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Better hurry. Its getting "dark"
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>>1543799
Unfortunately you didn't bring your weapon. Your city's liberal gun laws have made sure law abiding citizens are completely disarmed

You cross to the convenience store. You push in the door and the bell chimes against the barred window.

An Indian man sits behind inch thick bullet proof glass and a bum is squatted on the wall making the expression of a wrinkled prune with his toothless mouth

>what do you say to the clerk?
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>>1543811
>Inquire as to our current location and request a variety of cigarettes
>Break open the cash register while he ain't looking.
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>>1543817
As much as you'd like to prove environment causes crime, you can't break into a register behind bullet proof glass.

The Indian clerk shouts in a thick accent, all you can make out is, "no directions unless you buy!"
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>>1543826
Damnit
How much cash do we have on our person?
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>>1543828
You crack open your wallet to check

Before you even get it open the bum springs from the wall and snatches it!

He runs out the door and is gone

Quick! What should you do now???!
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>>1543841
CHASE THAT FUCKER
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>>1543857
you chase this old bum out the door

He's fast for an old man, but you're slowly gaining. The commotion has attracted the attention of the denizens of the hood that have woken up as the sun has set behind the buildings.

The bum makes a right between two buildings and you follow.

He's cornered!!

"Please mistuh, I juss wan sumfin to drank"

What do you do
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>>1543882
"Me too"
>Stomp him out
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You kicked the old bums ass.

You've never done something so violent in your life, but since now you haven't been robbed either (except through tax money to pay these animals)

As you walk out of the dead end alley you pick up your wallet from the crumpled old bums hand.

Blood is smeared on your shoe from kicking his face in.

There's a couple she boons looking at you, wearing hair caps, prying the corner of the alley.

One begins to shout something incomprehensible, but you're sure she's alerting others that a white boy just beat up an innocent old man who din du nuffin

You might have time to make a break for it, you won't survive a crowd in a dead end alley, or maybe you can talk your way out
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>>1543897
BOOK IT MOTHER FUCKER OR YOU DIE
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>>1543907
You run as fast as your pasty legs can carry you

You have to shove aunt jemima on her ass, as she screams the pack of Nogs walking to the alley begin to run toward you.

>omfg I'm gonna die

You break full speed but they're catching up, there's the other 3 streets and the mosque, QUICK WHERE DO YOU GO
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>>1543929
Get to the mosque, these assorted nogz will reconsider trespassing on Decap gang turf. If not we can ask for asylum in the house of god. It would be better to parttake in mudslime dick sucking than to be ripped apart and eaten
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>>1543961
You approach the mosque.

LOCKED

A sign on the door says "women enter in the back"

You run to the back and find the door still open. The mosque is empty. The nogs don't respect private property and are hot on your tail.

You lock the door behind you to buy some time.

"Fuck I'm stuck in here" you say to yourself.

There's the main prayer hall to hide in, and the stairs to the basement to hide in

Nogs are kicking in the back door

WHAT DO YOU DO
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>>1543976
Prayer hall, quietly. If we are lucky we can unbar the front door or hide in pews. Basement is a death trap. Urbal survival 101 bitch.
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>>1544020
You lift up the main seat covers to try and hide and find a trap door. You open it and find a cache of all-74u's fully loaded. Turns out this mosque (like all others) is an Isis strong hold.

The Nogs bust in and 6 stand in the main hall.

You naturally grab the rifle and turn it on them.

>talk
>shoot
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>>1544033
Cops dont run this neighbor hood so what the fuck do have to talk about? Shoot like a white man, tight controlled bursts.
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>>1544033
>shoot
Double shot the fuck outta those nogs
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>>1544033
>>shoot
Fuck deez niggas boi
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>>1544920
Allah snackbar thank you for these weapons
Scream this as you shoot them all like>>1544103
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>>1544033
Talk to these niggas in the only way they understand
By shooting them up
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>kick dude's head in
>nigs come to attack
weird, whenever i've dealt with them, if someone beats the shit out of one of them, the rest run off, but that was small groups of 3-4
interesting to see how their group dynamics change with size
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>>1544033
Shoot them while screaming SNACKBAR
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