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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 10 2017-06-06 05:20:47 Post No. 1543295
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
After a secod raid on the vampire armory, shenanigans happened and it blew up. Now the hunters have a bunch of broken armor and weapons pieces
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1543295
Sup guys
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>>1543295
Punch self in face
also ahahaha, Gar is gone for real now
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IT'S NOT HALF BAD HERE
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>>1543300
Herro
>>1543301
Oi
>>1543304
RIP in piss
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>>1543312
Am I gonna get filled? Or are you just gonna redo the OP format and erase me all together?
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>>1543312
Hey master Mark can we summon Gar's soul from hell and put it in something? Like a vambeast plushie?
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>>1543312
OP, what can we make out of the broken armor and weapon pieces?
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>>1543314
Yeah you're gonna get filled.
With bullets
>>1543315
"Why a plushie?"
>>1543316
I dunno. Ask the merchant
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>>1543326
Dunno, I guess I thought Gar's soul wasn't strong enough to inhabit anything bigger currently
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>>1543326
Safety's on. Bet you didn't even check.
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>>1543326
we ask the merchant then
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>>1543330
>>1543329
"Hmm"
>>1543331
Roll 1d10 to find the merchant
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1543342
ez
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I CAN AGREE ON PENGUINS WITH BOMBS AND DOUBLE SWORDSDOOD
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>>1543342
NAW! I'M TOO SPACIOUS TO DIE!
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>>1543342
ASK SATAN HOW CAN I REPAY MY SINS
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>>1543355
I CAN DOESN'T MEAN I WILL, DOOD
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>>1543343
"Greetings, hunter"
>>1543353
"Suck my dick" - Satan
>>1543349
shush
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>>1543359
what's your relation to the jewish vampires, merchant?
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>>1543359
>"Suck my dick" - Satan
THAT'S GAY, DOOD
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>>1543359
Grab plushie Gar and draw a pentagram with your blood to summon Gar's spirit inside
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Wake up, assess morning wood
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>>1543365
HEY, I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS, DOOD
IT AIN'T EVEN A PENGUIN
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>>1543372
It's better than a penguin.
It's an official Bob the Vambeast™ Plush Doll.
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>>1543372
I can tie a penguin beak to your face
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>>1543382
That was Gar sex-doll, I'd rather not summon him inside that
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>>1543362
"I took all their money"
>>1543366
>>1543364
"YOu wanna pay for your sins? Get to suckin' "
>>1543382
That's a sex doll. This is a plushie
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>>1543391
So what can we do with all this broken shit we picked up Mister Merchant?
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>>1543391
>"I took all their money"
Wise decision, Hunter Merchant.
>That's a sex doll. This is a plushie
Ah, right. What does it look like?
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>>1543391
very good
ask merchant about what we can do about all these broken armor and weapon pieces
see if there's any axe/hat/outfit upgrades too
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>>1543391
How many floors are on this castle anyways?
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>>1543391
>"YOu wanna pay for your sins? Get to suckin' "
CAN I JUST REVIVE ASEXPLOSIVEPENGUIN INSTEAD, DOOD?
WITH UNHEALTHY LOVE FOR SARDINES.
WE CAN SETTLE SINS WITH MONEY, NO?
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>>1543401
Have you considered reviewing your existing contracts pertaining to ownership of your soul?
Maybe you missed the exit clause?
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>>1543411
Ask him what kinda armor he can forge
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>>1543409
It seems like the forces of evil might be breaking the contract seeing as they're just torturing him and not actually using him for any sort of "servitude".
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>>1543411
Is one of the elder vampires guarding a floor a woman with a dom personality?
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>>1543407
>What like an indulgence?
WELL EVIL IS EXISTS VIA MONEY AFTER ALL
IF I GET ENOUGH MONEY I MAY PAY OFF MY SIGNS, DOOD
JUST NEED FEW ETERNITIES, OR BE REALLY LUCKY.
>>1543408
>>1543409
SOUL IS STILL MINE, DOOD. JUST ON ETERNAL FIRE
KINDA GETTING USED TO IT.
>>1543411
>"Like I said, you want it, you gotta suck it" - Satan
DOES DEATH MOLESTED YOU SO HARD YOU TURNED GAY, HUH, DOOD?
IT'S OKAY, COULD BE WORSE.
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>>1543411
If we get a suit of armor made, can it hold a soul?
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>>1543416
But they did use him for servitude.
THen he died again, for reals this time.
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>>1543411
>"Well. I can use them to forge a new set of armor and weapons"
Sweet, could you do that, Hunter Merchant?
We've got a shit-ton of weapon fragments, armor fragments, and maybe an intact disabled Living Armor or Weapon or few depending on how those fights resolved.
>What does what look like
>>1543389
>>1543365
The Gar plushie, if that exists.
>>1543421
>>1543416
Maybe Gar never read that part of the contract.
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>>1543424
Gar dies and comes back like he's an Orthodox Christian Superman.
I don't expect he'll be gone for long.
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>>1543425
>Maybe Gar never read that part of the contract.
I DON'T RECALL SIGNING ANYTHING
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>>1543424
Wait, did the contract specify servitude until death?
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>>1543428
Verbal contract. Satan's a stickler for that shit.
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>>1543426
Nobody's coming back. If you can just come back from death then what's the point in dying.
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>>1543434
People die if they are killed
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>>1543433
WELL THAT WAS KAINE, NOT THE SATAN
SO WHATEVER, DOOD
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>>1543440
Can you make some armor with special properties?
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>>1543440
Whoops, forgot pic
>>1543436
Nobody will be briught back from the dead, even if they're not Gar.
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>>1543434
CAN I HAVE HELL ADVENTURES, DOOD?
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>>1543440
Just wondering. You're married aren't you master? That's the kind of woman you would go for
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>>1543447
I'm just trying to make sure whoever gets the armor gets the most bang for their buck.
You can take the armor, my stats are good enough.
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>>1543440
>"Depends on who I'm making it for. Currently you have enough materials to make 1 set"
Nice. Could we make an armor that's say, capable of holding a friend's soul if he died to return him from the fiery pits of the underworld?-
>>1543444
>Nobody will be briught back from the dead, even if they're not Gar.
Oh shit, sounds serious.
>>1543447
Yeah, sure. You'll be the damage dealer+tank.
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>>1543456
>No
YOU ARE NO FUN, DOOD.
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>>1543456
Aww come now, master. You can tell Bob. I swear on my honor that I will not pass on this information to anyone
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>>1543460
"decided on wut"
>>1543464
>>1543459
You see the OP?
The fuck does it say?
Does it say "Gay Hell adventures?"
No. It says Vampire Hunter Adventure thing.
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>>1543471
Joseph is gonna get dat armor.
For tanky fun times.
WE SHALL BE UNSCRATCHABLE!
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>>1543471
Raise hand and put it over your heart.
You can trust me master
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>>1543479
Isn't that sword cursed?
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>>1543481
Totally-not-Satan said it wasn't and he seems like a trustworthy dude.
Wonder where that guy went anyhow?
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>>1543482
Please tell me you don't think you're a penguin now.
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>>1543487
aye
thanks, boss
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>>1543486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqCrr8bbVE
AM I?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, DOOD.
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>>1543487
Allright jeez, sorry master. I was just curious about your family, that's all
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>>1543475
>The Axe is a good weapon, we only need to get someone to half health for a decapitation. The Cleaver Combo does 6 damage too, it's a lot compared to the other hunters.
How much damage does each weapon deal?
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>>1543498
I know I can do 4 damage a turn with just a regular attack.
Not sure about everyone else though.
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>>1543498
Three for the axe, three for the cleaver
we're the only Hunter with this kinda combo for now
I'm thinking we'll get either a new combo next level up or give em till the count of 5
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>>1543504
>give em till the count of 5
That sounds really risky though.
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>>1543508
Worked for his father didn't it?
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>>1543496
I prefer magic fiddles.
Though a magic axe would be good.
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>>1543486
MEANWHILE, IN HELL
"Why is he talking like he's an exploding penguin now?"
"I dunno, but it's kinda disgusting"
"Time to increase the flaming spikes then"
>>1543498
Horace deals 3 damage per hit
Oswell deals 4
Joseph deals 3
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>>1543508
highly, but Joseph Sr uses it to all enemies too.
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>>1543515
Sneak your way to the higher floors to learn who the other elder vampires are
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Horace, can't you paralyze people for two turns?
We can totally combo that into Joseph's Give Em Till The Count Of 5.
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>>1543515
NOW THAT'S HOT, DOOD
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>>1543524
>>1543522
>- Give em til the count of 5: when active, do not attack for 4 turns. On the 5th turn automatically attacks. Normal accuracy bonuses applies, but if hit, the damage count is 15 points
hmm, it doesn't really say it affects all enemies, but Joseph Sr's version decapitated all those time travelers
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>>1543529
The two of us can totally tank a boss for 3 turns. We got a system now man.
Joseph is like that fat kid who stands near the hoop the entire game and just hits his shots consistently. We're the one moving the team around him.
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>>1543532
Maybe there's ranks to the ability?
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>>1543532
>hmm, it doesn't really say it affects all enemies, but Joseph Sr's version decapitated all those time travelers
Maybe Joseph Sr had a passive ability that let him attack all enemies, or an upgraded version?
>>1543533
>Joseph is like that fat kid who stands near the hoop the entire game and just hits his shots consistently.
lol
>The two of us can totally tank a boss for 3 turns. We got a system now man.
>>1543526
I wonder what Gar thinks about all this.
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>>1543523
The door is level-locked.
"Stop messing with that, Bob. Now get over here so I can give you some upgrades"
>>1543532
The attack's first form only affects 1 dude.
Level it up some more and it can affect all the fuckers
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Hey Bob. Touch the door.
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>>1543538
>The attack's first form only affects 1 dude.
>Level it up some more and it can affect all the fuckers
What's its final form?
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>>1543538
We see, OP
alright.
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>>1543537
>I wonder what Gar thinks about all this.
PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE THIS,I had better chances of killing my teammates and Bob without succumbing to dark power, by just staying in party and failing miserably, DOOD
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>>1543543
The axe turns into a giant axe robot and decapitates all enemies in the area
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>>1543547
>The axe turns into a giant axe robot and decapitates all enemies in the area
Worth.
On the topic of mysterious upgrades, what can we do with Gar's sword fragments, the living sword fragments, and the other fragments or disabled Living Swords we collected along the way?
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>>1543547
holy fuck
I mean, mech battles are great, OP
every adventure we've had so far ends up with us combining our mechs to get ultimate power, like the end of civ thing
it's too bad that Real Robot adventure wasn't as popular
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Regular Stank Foot Hunter, Oswell The Coward
2017-06-06 06:22:01
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>>1543543
>What's its final form?
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>>1543554
Kek.
Hopefully he doesn't accidentallyaxe himself.
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>>1543551
"Make them into a new weapon"
>>1543554
kek
>>1543553
It just means nobody likes robots anymore.
So there will be no more giant robots forever.
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>>1543557
But then he'll become Mecha-Axeman!
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>>1543559
hey wait a minute
my favorite giant robot is outtabudgetto
such a simple design, people love giant robots, OP
you just gotta have an interesting story
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>>1543559
Go to master for upgrades
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>>1543559
>"Make them into a new weapon"
Sweet, how many weapons could we make them into if we did it individually, would it gain some cool, possibly magical properties if we merged them?
>>1543546>I had better chances of killing my teammates and Bob without succumbing to dark power, by just staying in party and failing miserably,
I would actually believe that.
>>1543560
I don't know if I could handle that many forms.
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>>1543565
>I would actually believe that.Well I always wanted to try traitor route and see what will happen.
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>>1543568
I'm sure you'll fuck us over somehow eventually.
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!
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>>1543559
Can I get my equipment restocked while we're here?
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>>1543569
>I'm sure you'll fuck us over somehow eventually.
Well it's not like I have control over it.
>>1543571
>Guess you sort of answered that question.Yep, satisfied with answer. But that was one sleek armor I got, honestly.
Worth itType 0 is still better tho
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>>1543565
" I can make like 2 diffrent weapons if you want. While with the latter, yes, it could have some magical properties if I merge em"
>>1543572
"Sure"
>>1543564
"So Bob, want some armor?"
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>>1543577
Sure. Could I get a sidekick too? It gets lonely out there in the shadows of the castle
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>>1543577
I don't think the Vampire Guardian armor suits Bob
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>>1543577
Oh yeah, can you tell me if there's anything special about my singing sword?
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>>1543577
>inb4 it's just cute background bob's head inside that big ass gundam
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>>1543577
>" I can make like 2 diffrent weapons if you want. While with the latter, yes, it could have some magical properties if I merge em"
Sweet.
I was also wondering, Hunter Merchant, about a friend we had that died and became resurrected as an undead-thing (Oswell and Horace don't know the entire story from what I know). If we already defeated him, is there a way to redeem his soul?
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>>1543584
"Anybody else but you that tries wield it will get their soul eaten"
>>1543588
"Nah, he's a fag"
>>1543583
>>1543582
"A sidekick?"
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>>1543596
Yeah. Like a protege or a lil' bro
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>>1543596
now that just looks silly, OP
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>>1543596
>"Anybody else but you that tries wield it will get their soul eaten"
...even super vampire castle lords?
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>>1543600
"Nah....Those guys eat the souls inside the sword instead"
>>1543598
"Where would I find you a little brother at this hour"
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>>1543604
oh, so they could eat Oswell's waifu?
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>>1543604
Can really shitty souls or especially pure souls weaken them then?
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>>1543605
"Yes...anyway, your armor's done"
Joseph got:
A metal trash can lid
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>>1543608
Cmon now. Give him his armor so he can be our Tank/Healer.
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>>1543608
what the fuck is this, OP
where's the serious version??
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>>1543611
>what the fuck is this, OP
>where's the serious version??
>>1543610
>Cmon now. Give him his armor so he can be our Tank/Healer.
>>1543609
>Seriously?
I have no idea whatchu mean
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>>1543614
>I have no idea whatchu mean
So how good of armor is this? If Bob's cardboard armor was pretty good, then this must be some next-level shit.
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>>1543614
this isn't the armor we asked for, OP
we thought it'd be more cool looking, more badass, you know.
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>>1543614
I wanna jump OP now that he's revealed himself.
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>>1543616
What about dem HP though
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What happened to Gar?
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>>1543624
IS THAT FOR REAL?!
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>>1543624
There's no way that's for real, OP
I think you have a secret serious version of the armor done somewhere
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>>1543627
Lost his head
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>>1543631
Do I ?
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>>1543645
OP, come on now
those health bars may be tempting, but we all want to see that new armor design that isn't just a trash can lid
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>>1543645
I see GAR is gone. Nice work niggas.
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>>1543645
Search the castle for a lil bro
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Rolled 46204389 (1d100000000)
>>1543647
>>1543650
roll 1d10 to find a lil bro
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>>1543629
How goes it, my dude?
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>>1543649
It was a surprisingly tough final fight. It was a 3-4v3 I think between Horace, Joseph, sometimes Oswell, Bob, and Gar.
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>>1543653
now you're really joking around, OP
come on, show us the serious thing
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>>1543653
Sometimes, it's gotta be functionality over fashionability. Who cares what others think when they pretty much can't kill you.
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>>1543661
OP, how long are you gonna keep reusing the same panel?
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>>1543661
Search the castle for a lil sis
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WHY AIN'T YOU FOUND ME YET BOB!
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>>1543667
I cant find u
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Rolled 44726576258125337, 2016253817100551425, 1964835353352372993, 1138958027861460353, 2040942817991043841, 1537210252074376449, 1744914866325513473, 125740301495968897, 1563558526258593537, 1951246323488035585, 2451181720971728897, 1911606890432950273, 2300720778297422593, 2211066415497081089, 2548690298379567105, 3525999902265240065, 567192549673072065, 3515727058284655617, 2828428329696672257, 1414769831724245249, 2725762986374944257, 803520806336783617, 17322009897493771, 1727254772254841857, 241506906012095713 = 4.2919138118305E+19 (25d1000000000000000000000)
>>1543662
>>1543664
Roll 1d10 to search the castle for a lil sis
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>>1543670
please tell me you didn't run outtabudgetto for this new armor, OP
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>>1543672
He probably stalling for time. Do what you enjoy doing and sharpen your axe while you wait.
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>>1543672
>outtabudgetto
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>>1543672
ALL BUDGET WENT TO GAR'S ARMOR, DOOD
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1543670
Tfw no cute lil sis to protect
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>>1543676
but that's just a mech Joseph
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>>1543683
Only the armor is indestructible. Duh.
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>>1543681
No.
But this is
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>>1543691
Holy shit. Is this Joseph's armor?
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>>1543691
holy fucking shit, OP
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>>1543691
Coooolll
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>>1543694
No. He's not that nice.
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>>1543699
hey wait a minute, if that's mech Joseph where's the real armor you made, OP?
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>>1543699
THAT'S SUPER ROBOT PILOT SEASON 3 PROMO POSTER, ISN'T IT, DOOD
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>>1543701
Down here in my basement
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>>1543708
Hm... Is this the next part of our quest?
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>>1543708
can you bring it out of the rape dungeon, OP
we wanna get this moving
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>>1543708
Seems legit.
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>>1543708
Venture into the dungeon because this is the first thing to hold my attention all day
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>>1543712
>And within half-an-hour of his birth, the young vampbeast meets his end.
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>>1543710
But it's NOT a rape dungeon
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>>1543716
well, go into the 'basement' and retrieve it for us, OP
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>>1543716
Can we get some torches, lighters, and flares to explore the Not a Rape Dungeon?
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>>1543716
I WANNA GO IN!
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>>1543718
You go in, it's too dark for me, these guys have the right ideas
>>1543719
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>>1543721
let them go in then, we'll stay back
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>>1543721
Good thing I stole this lighter from Bobby's room.
Let me see if I can just...*flick*
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>>1543730
HEY AXE-GUY! I FOUND THAT COOL LOOKING ARMOR YOU WANTED!
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>>1543730
OHHHH
why did you hide it for so long, OP
let's take it already
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>>1543733
But because yer a fag who didn't go down here yourself, imma burn it and leave you with a trash can lid
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>>1543734
BUT IT LOOKS SO COOL!
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>>1543734
HEY WAIT
WE GO TO THE BASEMENT AFTER ALL, OP
WE'LL GO INTO THE NOT RAPE DUNGEON
JUST LET US HAVE IT
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>>1543734
OP sets his house on fire again.
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Anyway.
Bob still haven't found a sidekick because he's a fuck who will die alone and unloved.
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>>1543747
hey, be serious, OP
did we get the armor or not?
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>>1543747
Bob's a retard who somehow spends over a week straight at work and forces his siblings to go out into super huge castle to go get food,
but he's not a fuck.
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>>1543752
Ye syou did ya cock.
>>1543754
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>>1543759
DONT CALL MY BRO A FUCK
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>>1543759
lol
>Ye syou did ya cock.
How good's the armor?
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>>1543759
>yes you did you cock
To be fair, you gave no indication he got the armor.
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>>1543764
Little Bob's just Oswell's foot
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>>1543764
Well he's a mean cunt who talks bad about my family. You gotta stick up for family. My animated cartoons taught me that.
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>>1543763
Joseph now has 15 HP
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>>1543769
>Oswell's footI mean that was my first role in this quest, but c'mon give me a break
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>>1543776
>What type of cartoons were they?
Ones made by Anti-Semites of course!
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>>1543772
What i miss?
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>>1543777
Huh, this explains a lot.
>Ones made by Anti-Semites of course!
Does this mean you have something against the Hunter Merchant?
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>>1543773
>give me a break
Sure
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>>1543782
BANE?
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>>1543782
Wait, who's the big and small guy?
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>>1543775
sure fag
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>>1543790
thanks, OP
you the best
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>>1543790
You the real MVP OP
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>>1543790
It also increases Joseph's threat points by 50%
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>>1543803
Is that good or bad?
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>>1543803
didn't you just place that kick me sign there, OP
take it off
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>>1543805
"Sometimes you gotta piss with the cock you got."
I don't know what that means, but I feel like it applies here.
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>>1543810
He has 15 HP anyways. He can take it.
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>>1543810
take the kill me sign off, OP
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>>1543816
take the rape me sign off, OP
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>>1543827
Now who put that sign on there?
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>>1543827
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!
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>>1543827
I say that one's alright.
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"So anyway. Who wants a weapon?"
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>>1543843
I got two swords already, so I think I'm good.
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>>1543867
Ooooohhhh....impractical pointy bits.
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>>1543867
Ooh...we can give that to oswell to replace his ordinary weapon!!!
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>>1543867
Is that a draft of the reforged weapon or a drawing to give to his memory?
Looks good, thanks Hunter Merchant.
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>>1543867
that's a badass looking sword
I don't think Horace can wield that however
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>>1543873
Then perhaps this design can fit Horace
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>>1543877
ahahahahaahahahahaha
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>>1543877
.....
O.O
We need it for horace!!! DO IT
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>>1543884
Indeed. What's in here I wonderrrr
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>>1543890
Even if Bob has no friends and no family at least master Mark likes him
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>>1543893
But what if there's evil in there
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>>1543902
hmm, then be prepared to decapitate Horace if he gets possessed or something, look at him intently
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>>1543902
1000 YEAR OLD DEMON LOLI IS IN THERE, DOOD
DON'T OPEN IT
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>>1543890
>>1543893
>>1543898
>>1543902
>>1543705
>>1543884
It was supposed to be a gift for Gar if we managed to get to the merchant again for a proper refit so he'd die less often, given how I got it in the first place.
However, he's dead now so it'd only be appropriate for me to open the potential gate to hell. I'll go read the Bible first in memory of his Deus Vulting and so I'm at peace if something horrible happens to me.
>>1543905
Good idea.
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>>1543913
>>1543913
NOw are ya ready to rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>1543913
Sounds like a plan.
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>>1543915
YEAH PRIMORDIAL LOLI-CHAN!
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>>1543913
>It was supposed to be a gift for Gar
I ALSO ACCEPT PAYPAL AND WEBMONEY DONATIONS, DOOD
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>>1543931
The Wi-Fi is actually pretty good down there.
You can even stream shit at 4k with no stutter in some of the clear spots.
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>>1543922
Roll 1fd10
8-10: loot
5-7: A fist
2-4: 2 fists
1: The final boss
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>>1543931
I CAN THEY JUST ALL GETTING EATEN BY TAXES AND IN THE END I'LL BECOME IN DEBT CAUSE TAXES ARE OVER 100%, DOOD
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1543936
>1fd10
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>>1543952
it's a good thing we've been training for punches to our faces
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>>1543952
Well master Mark could you at least give me a faithful companion if not a sidekick? Like a vampdog or something
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>>1543952
I mean we could ask the mercahnt guy if he has a hunter summoning flare or something...Just saying
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>>1543955
Perhaps...You'd want to roll again?
>>1543958
"How about a giant bat"
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>>1543960
Sure that sounds nice
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>>1543972
Don't do it. If it's the final boss we fucked.
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>>1543964
Roll 1d100
92-100: Phat loot
75-91: loot
70-74: A fist
59-69: 2 fist
35-40: 3 fists
20-34: You get shanked
10-19: You lose your pants, and get shanked
3-9: Joseph's armor explodes
2: Primordial Loli
1: The final boss
>>1543965
"Now, which bat..."
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>>1543977
You still got the sign, OP?
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>>1543979
What sign
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>>1543977
That middle one looks cute
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>>1543981
You know.
THE SIGN.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1543977
CURIOUS ROLL, DOOD
DON'T MIND ME
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>>1543987
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>>1543987
HOLY SHIET
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>>1543987
Fucking lmao
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>>1543987
Am I high right now
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AAAAAAAYYYYYYY
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>>1543997
IT FINALLY HAPPENED, OP
FIRST TIME SINCE /QST/ THREADS
THE ROLL LANDED
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>>1543997
You might be. I can't believe this shit. Literally 1% chance.
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There's only one way to resolve this.
OH SHIT LOOK OVER THERE AND DO NOT LOOK AT THE BOX
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>>1544003
You know what a Loli is, right? There's no way anyone here can be that innocent.
Nice fucking roll, too.
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>>1544006
OH SHIT THAT PRIMORDIAL LOLI
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>>1544006
LET HIM HAVE IT, OP, COME ON
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>>1544001
>IT FINALLY HAPPENED, OP
>FIRST TIME SINCE /QST/ THREADS
>THE ROLL LANDED
>>1544000
>>1543996
>>1543992
>IMG_3757.jpg
>>1543991
>NO FUCKING WAY IT'S THE PRIMORDIAL LOLI
>HOLY SHIT
>>1544005
>You might be. I can't believe this shit. Literally 1% chance.
>>1543994
>Hey uh, what's a Primordial Loli?
Was this around before?
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>>1544006
Cmon OP Horace deserves his primordial loli
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GIVE HORACE HIS PRIMORDIAL LOLI
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>>1544006
Really nigguh. It'll never happen again.
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>>1544011
>>IMG_3757.jpg
I do everything online from my phone. I can't change filenames.
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>>1544011
>Was this around before?
Almost every NaP quest sometimes there were some random stuff about getting a grill or gf or something for main character. he may once include it in 1d100 roll but it never landed.
UNTIL NOW
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>>1544017
I dunno...you get a ...little girl that's actually...a gorillion years old...or something to become...i dunno,...your little sister, or something....
Honestly I did not expect this to happen
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>>1544026
ayyyy
come on, OP
that's the most rare of rare rolls
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>>1544026
>I dunno...you get a ...little girl that's actually...a gorillion years old...or something to become...i dunno,...your little sister, or something....
>Honestly I did not expect this to happen
Sweet, I'll take it! I have no idea what the implications of this are, but a new life after Gar's life was extinguished sounds fitting.
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>>1544026
Primordial Loli-Chan joins their party I guess
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>>1544026
>Honestly I did not expect this to happen
IT'S FINALLY A PAYDAY, NIGGA
SHE IS ALSO HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND LOVE INTEREST
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>>1544026
I picked the right day to join the fucking thread.
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>>1544022
>Almost every NaP quest sometimes there were some random stuff about getting a grill or gf or something for main character. he may once include it in 1d100 roll but it never landed.
>UNTIL NOW
>>1544030
>>1544028
What happens if we end up with this... primordial loli that's in OP's hands right now?
>>1544032
Interesdang.
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>>1544026
So since shes primordial that means shes strong as hell right?
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>>1544027
>>1544028
>>1544030
nuuuuuuoooooohhhhhhhh
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>>1544038
YOU CAN'T MESS WITH RNG, OP
HORACE EARNED THAT LOLI FAIR AND SQUARE
SHE JOINS THE PARTY
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>>1544038
OP just let it happen. They need a fourth anyways and a new female cast member will help ratings.
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>>1544038
COME ON NIGGA, LET THEM HAVE IT
IT'S DICE GOD WILL
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>>1544038
Dare you defy the will of the Dice Gods, OP?Now, about the SIGN
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>>1544048
>>1544047
nyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>1544048
Grab primordial loli from op
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>>1544048
C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN
DOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTT
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>>1544050
come on, OP
it would be fun to have another jojo or fuckoff type esque character in the game
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>>1544050
I'll eat yo dick.
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>>1544050
OP please. Don't make a young child cry.
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>>1544055
Nope. Have yet to find a way. It would also be immensely time consuming considering I have 6.5k+ photos on this thing.
>What was the name supposed to be?
I had none. Probably woulda just called it "DOOM" or something.
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>>1544053
>fuckoff type esque character
Yeah and you know what happened when fuckoff first appearead.
Took like 2 hours just to name her and she was left to run away
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>>1544065
>Yeah and you know what happened when fuckoff first appearead.
>Took like 2 hours just to name her and she was left to run away
Wait, seriously? Did that actually happen?
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>>1544065
Give them Caine's daughter
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>>1544065
Well I think we know better now, don't we?
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no one knows, that it was me who named Jojo
>>1544068
threads on /v/ were great
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>>1544067
Yes.
It's one of the adventures in the pastebin. NRFS.
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>>1544073
Huh.
>NRFS.
What does NRFS stand for?
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>>1544065
>01/24/14
>3 years ago
One must not stay moored to the past, child. We must all learn to move on.
>Took like 2 hours just to name her
This is a team quest. Not a random quest. Besides, you already spent forty-five minutes making Joseph find his armor.
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>>1544071
Yeah so?
Who gives a fuck
I more concerend about the guy who named a space pirate Geyser Shitdick
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>>1544074
Niggas Rapping For Shekels
alternatively Nameless Rank and File Soldier
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>>1544076
just nostalgic, geez, op
>space pirate
not me, nope
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>>1544076
>Geyser Shitdick
That and the bluntness of that statement have given me the hardest laugh of this thread so far.
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>>1544050
DOOO IIIT OP!!!
DO IT FOR THE MEMES!!
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Just let em have it OP.
There are vampires to fight.
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Well time to kms.
ANYWAY, SUDDENLY, A TINY LITTLE GIRL APPEARS BEFORE HORACE
WHAT WILL HORACE DO TO THIS LITTLE GIRL?
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>>1544087
Just to piss OP off immesely, kill her, Horace. Because she's an abomination.
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>>1544078
NOstalgia, indeed
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>>1544087
Oh holy fuck I'm having deja vu.
Like I remember seeing this exact picture in the past.
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>>1544089
Wow. /v/ looks like /pol/-tier no fun.
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>>1544091
Good
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>>1544089
Why were those faggots so rude? Did one thread really bother them that fucking much?
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>>1544087
Sorry op if we pissed you off or bothered you...Sorry.
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>>1544096
ONe time a dude spammed a thread with gay porn. Not drawn gay porn bur real life gay porn.
I question why does he have an entire folder full of homo photoshoots
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>>1544102
Was his posts pruned? That shouldn't be allowed.
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>>1544101
I'm just messing around really. And mostly wasting time.
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>>1544107
Oh....sorry again just in case...And okay :V
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Anyways. I suggest Horace offer the little girl a place in their group.
No reason to leave her by herself, right?
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>>1544106
Sweet, how'd it go?
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>>1544105
Hurr hurr.
They weren't. Nor was the thread. So it ws a thread on /v/ that reached bump limitwith half of its content being literal assholes
In the end to save it for the archive I had to use inspect element in firefox to delete his posts in the saved versio
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>>1544114
The little girl died.
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>>1544115
Something tells me it was on of the more entertaining threads that board is ever gonna see.
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>>1544114
probably the most fun and greatest of adventures
let me show you a panel
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>>1544119
My fave of all time will still be my first ever run.
It lasted for a whole week. Non stop, 24/7
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>>1544113
>>1544094
>>1544087
I guess so.
>>1544057
Hey Gar, will you give us your blessings to protect her smile?
>>1544115
>They weren't. Nor was the thread. So it ws a thread on /v/ that reached bump limitwith half of its content being literal assholes
Huh. Did anyone report the shitposters?
>>1544118
>The little girl died.
Who was the little girl??
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>>1544123
Was that the dickass thief?
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>>1544123
>It lasted for a whole week. Non stop, 24/7
Christ. You're an animal man.
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>>1544123
>My fave of all time will still be my first ever run.
>It lasted for a whole week. Non stop, 24/7
Holy shit, how'd you manage that QM?
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>>1544129
OP's the best, obviously
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>>1544126
>Huh. Did anyone report the shitposters?
Yes. And in turn I was also reported.
There were a many deleted posts and threads over the years
>Who was the little girl??
The main character
>>1544127
No, kingslayer
>>1544129
>>1544128
Honestly I didn't even know how.
Now what to do with theis little girl
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>>1544131
Suggest Horace adopt her and name her
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HORACE TAKE HER QUICK
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>>1544132
AND HAVE RED TWINTAIL HAIR, DOOD
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>>1544132
>ONLY IF SHE WILL WIELD SPEA
Nigga, at her size she'd be wielding a toothpick.
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>>1544136
>Why a spear?
Well why not? Polearms are clearly the best weapon ever devised.
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>>1544136
No, Zebra was a skeleton with a mohawk who was raped by superheroes and paladins.
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>>1544142
>OVERSIZED SPEAR
You mean an undersized spear?
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>>1544144
I MEAN REAL BIG SPEAR
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>>1544144
Wouldn't it be a regular sized spear?
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>>1544135
>AND HAVE RED TWINTAIL HAIR, DOOD
>>1544131
I don't think we can give her red hair, her hair's already black.
>>1544140
>Well why not? Polearms are clearly the best weapon ever devised.
>>1544142
You have a point, but I thought Gar had a reason in particular.
>>1544143
Oh, which one was the main character? Also I'm not sure if I want to know the context of that.
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>>1544136
>Introduce ourselves?
You introduced yourself as Horseface McSpeedypants
THe little girl calls you a fag and flew back to her home planet
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>>1544149
well, come on Horace, you gotta do more than that
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>>1544152
It'd still be a spear. It'd just be comically large for her.
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>>1544153
maybe a female name that's related to horace?
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>>1544154
I was hoping you would carry on the pointless questions about spears.
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>>1544153
Yeah sure.
INSERT NAME HERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1544158
Does she already have a name?
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>>1544158
...Garla?
In honor of fallen homo-king?
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>>1544158
Wilda
Will of the Dice Gods.
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>>1544162
>Wilda
I approve!!! lets do it!
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>>1544162
>Wilda
Huh, that's actually a name, kind of.
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>>1544155
>I LIKE FLAT GIRLS WHICH WIELD SPEARS, DOOD
Is this because of some particular character from your Chinese cartoons?
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Wilda is cool too I guess
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>>1544159
No. I am bad with naming things.
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>>1544165
GEE, I WONDER, DOOD
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>>1544165
Yes. It's a character from a very popular series.
Cory in the House.
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>>1544171
yeah, sure
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>>1544170
Ayy. That's my second favorite anime right after The Emperor's New Groove.
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>>1544171
YOU ROLLED YOU DECIDE,UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE
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>>1544173
Manga was better though
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>>1544165
>Is this because of some particular character from your Chinese cartoons?
>>1544170
>Yes. It's a character from a very popular series.
>Cory in the House.
I see you're a man of taste.
>>1544168
>>1544174
Oh, I know that. But I'd like to get an agreement first. I'm also bad with naming things like OP so I'm open to suggestions, plus I'd like this to be a group thing.
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>>1544176
I'm down with Wilda.
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Right. so her name is Bitchface McStabbyhands right.
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>>1544175
>Manga was better though
What a pleb. The live play on ice was the real stuff.
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>>1544178
no, it's "Wilda"
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>>1544179
Aint nothing compared to the sidewalk street show
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>>1544178
Yeah, that's about right.
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>>1544182
Nigga, have you even played the monopoly spin-off?
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>>1544186
It's all about the back ported MS-DOS RPG
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>>1544186
Chess version was better
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>>1544188
>Chess version was better
Chess? Pffh, why not Checkers?
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>>1544189
>Checkers
>Not backgammon
Fuck are you even doing
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>>1544189
>Liking red and black
pfft fucking edgelord
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>>1544189
The checkers shit went out of style when the card game came out. I got some of the rarest ones, too.
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NOw keep talking about those spin offs and do not pay attention to this image.
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>>1544193
HORACE GRAB HER
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>>1544193
>NOw keep talking about those spin offs and do not pay attention to this image.
Thanks for the reminder OP. Lets pay attention to the image.
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>>1544194
>>1544197
>>1544199
>grabbing little girls
>taking little girls
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>someone finally gets roll landed on a grill
>completely "meh, whatever" to whole situation
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>>1544200
Hey Hansen, how's life been?Kek.
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>>1544200
Go back to cheating on your spouse Hansen, we're busy.
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>>1544200
Don't give me that look. What kind of sick things do you do in your own privacy?
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>>1544209
so sad
bring us back to Horace and Wilda
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>>1544209
>1.png
Oh hey, tears. Is this salt going to feed you, OP?
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>>1544209
Okay, so Wilda joins the party and they venture further into the castle.
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>>1544211
>>1544212
Right, so Wilda joins the part as:
[tick one]
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>>1544216
All of the above?
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>>1544216
She should be a buddy to fill out the party.
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>>1544216
What's the executioner?
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>>1544216
Speaking of buddies, muh bat companion
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>>1544216
EXECUTIONER, NIGGA
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>>1544224
I AGREE
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>>1544216
Buddy? Buddy sounds okay.
Also dont put executioner...Gar may inhabit its soul.
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>>1544223
Go for the one on the right. Please.
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>>1544228
Sure
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>>1544230
BROTHER!
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>>1544218
Right sure.
She's Horace's little sister, buddy and sidekick.
And is also here to execute Horace for his crimes.
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>>1544233
OH FUCK HORAAAAAAAACE
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEAN BY EXECUTIONER
WE MEANT LIKE AXEMAN EXECUTIONER LIKE ME, JOSEPH
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>>1544233
Horace has not committed any crimes.
Proof or it didn't happen.
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>>1544233
GAH NO BAD CHILD!
>Save horace.
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>>1544236
>>1544237
YOu see, in his troubled youth....
Horace stole a chicken
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>>1544243
Wait, what? When? How come I don't remember any of this?
Sweet hat tho'.
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>>1544243
So that's how he got his second feather.
But the statue of limitations on that probably ran out years ago. He's technically innocent.
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>>1544243
just because Horace has his hands on a cock doesn't mean he's a criminal, OP
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>>1544243
Not true. The chicken was a descendant of other chickens that had escaped into the wild. It was no crime.
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>>1544251
lol, thanks
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>>1544251
Gud 1
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>>1544252
>>1544251
That's not what the guy sueing him said
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>>1544259
Who's this guy?
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>>1544259
that guy is just a chicken head
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>>1544259
>A one-eyed, Einstein-haired lightbulb with a bowtie
Jesus Christ. It can't be.
>>
Anyway, who wants to play as the little girl
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>>1544271
I mean I would, OP but I'm already playing a character
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>>1544271
I guess I'll fill in for now.
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>>1544274
I CAN SEE OP'S HOME FROM HERE
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>>1544271
If nobody plays the little girl for now, can we NPC until we get someone who does?
What's the stats on Wilda?
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>>1544271
Is Vampbeast Junior an actual character yet or naw?
Btw, where's the sign.
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>>1544280
>What's the stats on Wilda?
this
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>>1544282
Up your ass.
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>>1544298
What weapons can I use?
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>>1544302
>Huh. That's actually much higher than I expected.
I'm a being who's existence dwarfs your comprehension. Expect stats to sorta reflect a loli version of that.
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>>1544312
>Now we need to find something for Joseph to claim.
Cleaver-Chan?
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>>1544312
>I've got a spirit waifu, and Horace has a loli-sidekick. Now we need to find something for Joseph to claim.
Something related to his axe-waifu?
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>>1544312
no waifu needed 3D or 2D for now
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>>1544317
>for now
You can't hold out forever, my boy.
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>>1544310
>I'm a being who's existence dwarfs your comprehension. Expect stats to sorta reflect a loli version of that.
Yeah, but that's actually much higher than the ones we have at the moment, disregarding gear. I've got this boot and hat and stuff.
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>>1544319
I'm not that much better than Oswell honestly, and he's a perma-virgin with athlete's foot.
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>>1544300
Well Wilda can either use the Devourer of Life = Living scythe from the deepest abyss, eater of souls and killer of men.
Or a more sensible choice....a spiked mace.
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>>1544324
which one can get do decapitations?
we must teach this girl our art
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>>1544324
Hm... What's the difference in stats between these two? Also wow, so that's what a fraction of her power looks like.
>>1544321
lol
Yeah, but these are your stats without any gear. Oswell has that armor, and the fact he gets a +1 on every stat thanks to the unique average upgrade button.
>>1544310
Actually I wonder now what your true form looks like, now that you mention the loli verison.
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>>1544324
>Devourer of Life
Can I even wield that properly?
Also is Joseph the new King Homo now that Gar is dead?
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>>1544324
WHAT ABOUT SPEARS
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>>1544330
No. All the homo descended to hell with GAR, I think. He still is king homo.
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>>1544337
Does that mean he commands all of the fags in Hell now?
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>>1544331
Ah yes. Gungnir, SPEAR OF ODIN, THE ALLFATHER. MAGICALLY FORGED BY THE ANCIENT DWARVES, MOST SKILLED CRAFTSMAN IN THE COSMOS. NEVER MISSES ITS MARK
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>>1544345
If I can wield Gungnir properly, I'll take that mister OP.
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>>1544348
GOOD CHOICE
>>
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>>1544348
Oh wait, only Odin can wield it so you're shit outta luck. dahahahaha
>>
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>>1544354
FLASH NEWS
ODIN IS MEAN TO LITTLE GIRLS
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>>1544354
LEMME BE WILDA-CHAN, SMASHER OF SKULLS!I'll take the spiked mace.
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I wanna pose with my new group.
Can I get like a stepladder or a stool though?
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>>1543867
>>1543877
>>1544354
>>1544359
Oh wait, before we do, I still have the other weapon fragments. Since Wilda's gear and stats are likely incomprehensibly powerful should she ever release her limiters, I guess there's not much of a point in offering her the weapon fragments and Gar's shattered weapon.
I'll go use that to reforge Gar's shattered weapon, the weapon fragments, and my current rapier into a rapier-like design of Gar's weapon, something that I can still wield. Or a rapier with the aesthetics of Gar’s weapon.
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Oh yeah. Pose.
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>>1544367
Oh, without our weapons. That's even better. Should Wilda be on one of our shoulders or backs?
Thanks OP.
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>>1544367
nigga, you gotta stop that "i'm gay" trashcan lid nonsense
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>>1544367
WILD CHAN, USE JOSEPH HAT
ALSO EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND
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>>1544371
JOSEPH LEMME WEAR YOUR HAT!
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>>1544375
lol
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>>1544375
I MEANT STANDING ON TOP THO
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>>1544378
op, wrong way
it looks like a nose from the top, but like a regular top hat from the front
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>>1544378
heh
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>>1544385
nigga, the nostrils are on the roof of the hat
I mean come on nigga
wear it correctly this time
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>>1544387
Nostrils on top, got it.
>>
Whatever happened to that mop Bob was smitten with?
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>>1544391
He can even tilt it to the side if he wanted.
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>>1544393
Broken, like Bob's love.
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>>1544393
It's in the closet
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>>1544390
like this niggaaaaaa
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>>1544399
Yeah that works.
Very distinguished.
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>>1544399
stop being lazy, OP
just draw the hat like that and give the cannon hat to Wilda
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>>1544405
Joseph just take the hat.
I wanna kill these fucks trying to bogart immortality.
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>>1544405
god damn it
flip it horizontally then it'll be good, OP
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>>1544408
...you do realize the obvious thing he's about to do now, right?
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>>1544411
OH FUUUUUUCK
THANKS, OP
let's finally get a move on, holy shit
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LET'S FIGHT VAMPIRES GODDAMNIT
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>>1544411
Huh, that actually looks like how Joseph normally wears it.
>>1544412
This is how I imagined your exchange to be like between OP, pic related.
>>1544363
>I'll go use that to reforge Gar's shattered weapon, the weapon fragments, and my current rapier into a rapier-like design of Gar's weapon, something that I can still wield. Or a rapier with the aesthetics of Gar’s weapon.
Also can the Hunter Merchant reforge my weapon to be like this? I was going to give it to Wilda but she's obviously got better shit than my offer.
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>>1544416
Fine. Just make it super gay
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>>1544416
Whoops, forgot pic
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>>1544418
holy shit that fucking hat ahahahahaha
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>>1544418
Fucking sweet hat bro.
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>>1544421
Right. Your rapier plus the weapon fragments and Gar's head made.... Rapier of +1 attacking
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OKAY TIME TO SMITE VAMPIRES!
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>>1544431
nice, is that all for upgrades, OP? if so, let's get a move on from the armory and to either the clocktower or the third floor
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>>1544431
MAN I SURE DO HOPE THAT RAPIER WON'T ACCIDENTALLY STAB YOU OR SOMETHING
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>>1544435
It does 4 damage
NOW WHO WANTS TO ROLLLLLLLL FOR ENCOUNTERRRRRRRRRRRR
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1544439
YO LEMME ROLL
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>>1544437
WILDA DOESN'T USE SPEAR
SO NO
YOU DIDN'T
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>>1544414
>Joseph's Nose Hat requests.jpg
>>1544437
No wait, I know why.
>>1544433
>>1544434
I think so, it's probably significantly better than my original rapier by being made up of a bunch of stuff.
>>1544439
>>1544440
Oh. I guess Wilda and I scout.
>>1544441
But we literally couldn't get her a spear earlier.
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>>1544441
I COULDN'T USE THE SPEAR DAMNIT! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
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>>1544443
A cock up his ass
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>>1544445
What's he getting in Hell?
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>>1544448
Spikes up his ass
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>>1544447
starting to remember why you're getting fucked in the ass in Hell right now
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>>1544454
yeah that's what you think
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>>1544456
>Is he still making that dissertation?
I assume so. Maybe making scientific contributions will give him a bit of leeway.
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>>1544440
>3
Some vampires with weapons appear
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>>1544459
HM... Oh. Wilda pre-rolled. I guess Wilda goes first?
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>>1544459
SMITE
M
I
T
E
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>>1544459
PREMPTIVE COMBO ATTACK WITH WILDA
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>>1544463
THIS
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>>1544466
Your rapier now also burns vampires if it maanged to hit them.
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>>1544468
Kinda both. The merchant coated it with holy water and gasoline
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>>1544469
>holy water and gasoline
breakfast of champions
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1544463
>>1544465
Roll 1d10
Combined bonus is 21
Vampire has +7 Speed
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1544476
AAAHAHHHHH
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>>1544477
...awwwwwwww
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1544476
FWOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1544480
>>1544477
And so the vampire died.
One left.
It's Horace's turn
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>>1544488
Speed attack, nigga!
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Why don't we combo attack all the time?
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>>1544491
Only 2 per battle
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>>1544488
What about muh bat
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1544489
Roll 1d10
+10 joo
+7 Vamp
>>1544493
It died of AIDS---I uh mean, I forgot which one you chose.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1544495
>Rolled 3 (1d10)2fast4u
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>>1544495
I choose u forgot
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>>1544503
Just doing my bit.I'll probably switch back to Vambeast Junior is somebody else joins in and wants to play Wilda.
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>>1544504>I'll probably switch back to Vambeast Junior is somebody else joins in and wants to play Wilda.
Cool, that's fine.
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>>1544496
He has 3 HP left and is now on fire
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>>1544509
Well what about Oswell?
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>>1544510
I don't think Oswell's active right now
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>>1544513
I think we're getting a bit overleveled and equipped for this level, I think we're ready for the boss fight/3rd level
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>>1544513
Well then...what abilities do I have?
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>>1544506
>He has 3 HP left and is now on fire
>>1543577
>" I can make like 2 diffrent weapons if you want. While with the latter, yes, it could have some magical properties if I merge em"
>>1544467
>Your rapier now also burns vampires if it maanged to hit them.
Worth all the effort I went through for the 3+ weapons rapier these past 10 threads.
>>1544513
A shame. How much HP did the lesser vamps have?
>>1544514
I thought we were doing this to test out our new gear and see what Wilda's like in action.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1544513
Oh and now it's the vampire's turn.
Due to the fire, he lost 1 HP, leaving him with 2 left.
He will now try to roll around on the floor to stop the fire.
Horace roll against him in order to make him fail
>>1544515
Well first, your turn already came and gone.
Your abilities are:
- Smol target: all attack rolls against you get a -1
- Head smash: if enemy HP is <=40%, has a chance to smash their heads to bits, giving a OHKO
- Darkness from which mortals cannot begin to even comprehend: Can turn off current limiters after 3 threads.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1544522
>He will now try to roll around on the floor to stop the fire.
>Horace roll against him in order to make him fail
>roll
I c what u did there op
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>>1544522
>- Darkness from which mortals cannot begin to even comprehend: Can turn off current limiters after 3 threads.
GUESS I KNOW WHAT I'M SAVING FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS THEN!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1544522
>- Darkness from which mortals cannot begin to even comprehend: Can turn off current limiters after 3 threads.
So is this using this once in each 3 threads, or is this automatically done in 3 threads?
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>>1544528
>Rolled 4 (1d10)
Forgot about the dice.
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>>1544525
He is no longer on fire.
NOw it's Joseph's turn.
>>1544528
After 3 threads, the charge is set. It then can be activated or not whenever..
After it is used, the countdown is reset and Wilda will need another 3 threads to charge it again.
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>>1544530
Choose bat companion
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>>1544530
DECAPITATION
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>>1544530
>He is no longer on fire.
>NOw it's Joseph's turn.
Totally worth it.
>>1544530
>After 3 threads, the charge is set. It then can be activated or not whenever..
>After it is used, the countdown is reset and Wilda will need another 3 threads to charge it again.
Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarification QM. I was worried for a moment there.
>>1544526
>GUESS I KNOW WHAT I'M SAVING FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS THEN!
Wise decision.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1544534
literally can't lose
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>>1544534
Good shit master. I choose the one on the right
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>>1544534
Oh and forgot to mention.
>>1544535
Roll another 1d10
Get roll to be >=4
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>>1544536
This one?????????????????????????????/
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1544537
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1544540
Clearly you haven't been DEUS VULTing enough.
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>>1544539
Death, but no decap.
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>>1544540
>>1544544
Still a sick execution, nice job Joseph.
Loot the corpses, loot around the place, loot their limbs.
>>1544469
Hey since my weapon makes a holy-gasoline fire, like a holy balefire, what does it take to extinguish the fire if they can't roll out of it normally? What's the difference between my fire and God's holy buffs flames?
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>>1544544
Yes I choose that one
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>>1544547
I dunno. I kinda like smashing and smiting.
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>>1544551
Yes
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>>1544553
Whoops, forgot pic
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>>1544556
Open the sealed letter
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>>1544553
>You got 2 fangs and a sealed letter
>>1544556
Open 'dat letter.
>>1544552
>>1544547
>>1544522
It's a pretty unique form of execution, it's impressive how she can smash heads so hard that she executes them.
>>1544553
>God's holy fire cannot be extinguished unless the enemy dies.
>And it does more damage per turn.
Ah, so I've got a poor man's God's holy fire, sweet.
>>1544553
>So Bob chose to die via axe to skull, got it.
lol
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>>1544557
>>1544558
Inside is another letter
>>1544559
You chose that guy to die via axe to skull?
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>>1544561
Keep opening the letters
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>>1544561
nah I choose that guy as my companion
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>>1544569
Lemme open the tiniest letter
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>>1544569
Open ALL the letters,all of them.I wonder what's inside of them.
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>>1544569
get to the smallest of the Matryoshka letters and open it
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>>1544570
A blank piece of paper
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>>1544577
flip that shit over
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>>1544578
>>1544580
And so this bat was chosen.
Unbeknownst to Bob, this is actually his long lost brother
Anyway gotta go for a bit, be back in 45 minutes
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>>1544582
cya in a bit OP
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>>1544582
Wha?! That bat disguise he has on is flawless, I had no idea!
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>>1544586
Aight Im back. Who's still here.
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>>1544617
nigga
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Right. So who's ready to continue?
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>>1544624
ready, OP
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>>1544624
I'm ready as ever.
Please don't hurt Bob.
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>>1544624
Where's my bro-bat?
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>>1544624
Hello nigs
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>>1544628
Hey.
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>>1544625
>>1544626
>>1544627
>>1544628
Right. So now what are the teams doing?
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>>1544630
Shooting Bob?
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>>1544630
I vote that we start moving towards the next floor.
I wanna smash big vampires now.
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>>1544630
Chilling with my new companion, smoking weed
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>>1544633
>>1544635
OPPOSITE THE STAIRS TO THE 3RD FLOOR IS THE STAIRS LEADING STRAIGHT UP TO THE CLOCKTOWER, WHERE WILL YOU GOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>1544634
"I'm already dead, Bob. You must learn to let go"
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>>1544637
What's in the Clocktower?
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>>1544637
Damn, gotta stop smoking so much, the hallucinations are getting worse
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>>1544641
Shit let's do it.
TO THE CLOCKTOWER FOR SMASHING!
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>>1544637
we got our self a loli now? dear god
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>>1544640
"What hallucinations?" asked Mark whose head has been replaced by a treehouse for birds
>>1544641
>>1544642
>>1544639
Of course, the way is guarded.
So roll 1d10.
For the number of vampires that will appear to stop you
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>>1544643
Primordial Loli.
Get it right.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1544644
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1544644
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I'm starting to see a pattern
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>>1544644
The ones from smoking too much weed, I'm seeing some crazy shit master
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>>1544645
Everything about is juuuuuuuust right
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>>1544646
And so.
9 vampires appeared
>>1544649
"What kinda shit"
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>>1544652
how much hp do they have?
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>>1544652
You know, the usual. Treehouse heads, eldrich abominations
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>>1544653
7 each
>>1544654
"I see"
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>>1544652
I activate smol target
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hey Oswell, you got bombs, right?
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>>1544659
>Master Mark's true form
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>>1544660
Skadoosh.
Now it's Horace's turn. Is Horace in the house?
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>>1544665
meh yeah
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1544672
>>1544670
Then roll 1d10 you slow fuck
+10 You
+5 Will vampire
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1544673
fiiiiiiiiii
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>>1544677
IIIIINNNNNnnnne
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>>1544677
One vampire has 3 HP left and is also on fire.
Now. Who's actually active right now?
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>>1544682
not me any more gotta go back to doing shit sorry
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>>1544682
Bruh
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>>1544684
So apparently all the hunters fucked off somewhere and only the vampbeast is left
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>>1544686
I guess it's time to end it all and devour them in my true form
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>>1544687
What true form
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>>1544688
I got tired, boss
I'll have to sleep soon
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>>1544688
The true form which consumes everything
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>>1544691
Whatchu talkin about willis
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>>1544694
Bob's place in the world, the destroyer of everything foreseen in the ancient prophecies
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>>1544697
OH sorry, that was a mistake. The prophecies were actually about Bob's cousin, Bub.
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>>1544699
Lay on sofa and stop thinking about dumb shit
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>>1544700
Oh well, bump limit's already reached. So i guess we're ending herre
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>>1544704
We need a comical note to end this thread on. Ask brobat to do something funny
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>>1544707
To Be Continued
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>>1544710
Not you too
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>>1544710*smirk*
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>>1544712
COULD THIS BE ANOTHER HALLUCINATION?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: Days of our Unlives
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>>1544714
I thought this was The Bold and The Beautiful
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>>1544716
Actually it's Bob's Creek
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>>1544714
MEANWHILE IN HELL
OH HI, MOTHER IN LAW
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Okay, my internet is back, i am ready to-
>>1544710
Ah shit.
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>>1544720
Gar's not even married.
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>>1544723
THAT'S WHY IT'S EXTRA TERRIFYING
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>>1544710
I'm up again. I fell asleep and forgot to set an alarm.
What'd I miss?
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>>1545921
Everything
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