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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 9 2017-06-04 06:34:49 Post No. 1534190
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 9 2017-06-04 06:34:49 Post No. 1534190
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there're two minions given the mission to stop these hunters.
After their initial raid on the Vampire Armory, the hunters managed to destroy some living armors and weapons but were forced to retreat when the first boss showed up. Now they have two choices: loiter around and grind for EXP until they're strong enough to defeat the boss, or head down to the gift shop to buy souvenirs.
While the vampire characters are up in the clocktower regaining their strength after their encounter with the hunters during the armory raid last thread.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1534190
Fucking hunters WRYYYY
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>>1534190
elbow self in face
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>>1534195
Bob expresses his displeasure for the hunters.
As last time they pulled out his teeth and almost decapitated him.
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>>1534190
Polish my swords cuz I'm cool like that.
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>>1534205
check the map again
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>>1534205
Bob must return to his cute form to look non-threatening
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>>1534213
name handle forgot
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>>1534206
Oswell engages in some wholesome totallynotaneuphemismformasturbation sword polishing.
Gotta keep it clean.
Especially now that he has his spirit (maybe) gf living inside of him.
>>1534210
What map
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>>1534226
Hey that was Rob the vamp hunter I have no idea what you talkin bout
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>>1534226
>name handle forgot
You'd ought to take more English classes, too.
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>>1534235
Horace makes small talk
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>>1534258
Bob used his true form to carry Gar downstairs and Gar failed to do anything to the hunters and abandoned him. Who's the real wuss here ya wuss?
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>>1534245
Oh you mean this one
>>1534259
"So, how's your sex life" asked Horace to the other hunters
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>>1534259
How's your mom been doing, Horace?
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>>1534265
let's take a detour to the chest area
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What happened to the armored hunter?
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>>1534270
He sucked vampire dick
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>>1534270
he was a faggot and got turned
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>>1534271
My condolences. That was the best fuck I ever had.
AAAYYOOO
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>>1534264
WUUSSSS
NEEDED TO USE REAL FORM FOR SOME SLIGHT TRANSPORTATION
WUUUUUUUUUUUSS
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>>1534269
The hunters ran away from the armory though
>>1534277
Jerkin' off to a photo of her does not constitutes as fucking her, OSwell.
>>1534278
Says the guy who couldn't go down a flight of stairs by himself.
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>>1534277
says the Virgin that had to make a waifu out of his own imaginiation.
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>>1534278
Your phat ass ain't slight transportation
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>>1534282
have we recovered full health? if so, we need to make progress and not be stuck on this 2nd floor, head back to the armory and get to that chest area
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>>1534289
since when did this fag become a barbarian fag
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>>1534289
Who said it was insta death?
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>>1534296
While Master Mark turned away, Bob took the opportunity to replaced Gar's outer shell with a toy train
>>1534288
You don't wanna grind for XP a bit first? Since inside there is a stick that will beat your ass.
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>>1534301
Since when does breaking your spine and limbs in 50 places meeans instadeath? You just become a vegatable.
Wussssss
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>>1534302
Stop tempting us you Jew. We'll sit back and rest up a bit.
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>>1534302
hmmm
let's grind and explore to the left of the map, OP
it'd be nice to have map updates to know where we're going from now on
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>>1534302
Start training Gar
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>>1534302
be wary of vamp jews
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>>1534324
I knew it vamp jews have fucked up hands!
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>>1534324
Read some of Oswell's crafting book so we can learn a new crafting recipe or something
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>>1534324
Put your engineering talents to the test and construct a full size demon train outer shell for Gar
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>>1534329
Hands off the fucking book.
Ask first, you prick
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>>1534324
FINAAAAL FUUUUSION
VAPIAAAAARAAAA
GUAAAAARDAAAAA
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>1534337
No.
Jk, sure m8.
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>>1534335
>>1534331
Turns out Bob sucks shit and engineering and managed to broke the rest of the shell.
This is the only thing left of Gar now
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>>1534345
Ok, he can have it now.
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>>1534345
Huh. I thought Bob was an engineer in his past life. Go to the library and study locomotive construcion
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>>1534349
>>1534356
The books turns to a cryptic page of mysteriousness
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>>1534359
DID LENNY AND OTTO LEVELED UP FROM ALL THAT READING?
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>>1534359
hmmm
what's this mean exactly?
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>>1534359
I like to think I know math pretty well considering I took calculus, but wtf does the colon represent?
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>>1534359
feel a tingly feeling on my back
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>>1534368
Kms. It's a ratio.
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>>1534366
>>1534368
Figure out the mystery and you'll gain like 10 levels.
>>1534370
"pssst.....buy all the vampire merchandise"
>>1534363
They have transcended the mortal coil. Realizing nothing matters they've stopped caring about anything. Even life and unlife.
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>>1534374
Jews always have our best interest at heart. Hear him out
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>>1534374
>They have transcended the mortal coil. Realizing nothing matters they've stopped caring about anything. Even life and unlife.
I NOW WANNA TO SEE THOSE BOOKS TOO
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>>1534374
The ratio 3:x (i.e. 3/x) is equivalent to variable y.
This cannot be solved because I have no context for either variable. Gimme my level you Jew.
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>>1534374
what you got for sale vampjew
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>>1534389
Just wait until we find the trader you dongus. He'll rip you off.
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>>1534374
>Figure out the mystery and you'll gain like 10 levels.
IT'S A NAKED GIRL, YOU FAGGOTS
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>>1534385
Sadly Bob don't know shit about locomotive engineering so the books didn't help.
>>1534388
"That's the wrong answer"
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>>1534394
yer not my dead mom
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>>1534402
Start from the basics and study it then
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>>1534403
Indeed.
But since you had outside help it doesn't count.
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>>1534427
give us another page in the book then, OP
so we can learn something useful
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>>1534427
well, now mathematics has described a woman so well, I can say art has failed us.
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>>1534427
ASS IS TOO SMALL
BOOBS ARE TOO BIG
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>>1534434
Keep reading
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>>1534442
flip the page, OP
I actually want to learn something that we don't know
like a secret technique
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Rolled 257 (1d420)
>>1534442
Study from the basics for this many actions
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I WANT MY BODY BACK
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>>1534444
One wonders what the other hunters are doing while Joseph reads
>>1534447
What basics
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>>1534449
Step 2?
this better not be some sorta trickery, OP
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>>1534449
The laws of the universe, everything
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>>1534450
>>1534452
Bob'a illiterate
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>>1534449
Loga hashtag torn out double.
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>>1534457
Banana pancake Lederhosen
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>>1534456
Listen to audiotapes instead
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>>1534456
Step 3??
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>>1534463
>>1534460
Those haven't been invented.
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>>1534468
BUT IS THERE A BROTH RECIPE?
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>>1534468
Ouroboros wandering Cheshire symbol.
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>>1534468
it's a book, OP
it could contain anything
look up those crafting recipes please
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>>1534468
Go and take a class on engineering basics
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>>1534471
>>1534474
How long are you gonna let me milk this book template. I dunno.
>>1534473
Bigfoot Chimera Solid State Drive Chocolate Sauce
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>>1534481
as long as it takes, OP
be serious
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>>1534481
>How long are you gonna let me milk this book template. I dunno.
UNTIL I GET MY BODY BACK
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>>1534485
>>1534483
There's no such thing as engineering classes inside the castle. It's a vamp jew lie.
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>>1534481
Contemplatios coursing overdriven riders containment persecuted columbine
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>>1534493
why you lock the DLC, OP
go hunt the jew vampires so we can get the on disk DLC
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>>1534495
Power Rangers movie sucked
Uh, I mean, random random random tarbernacle.
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>>1534493
Pack your bags and enroll at an engineering school while wearing a disguise
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>>1534500
You win. Congrats.
Now go eat a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
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>>1534503
I HOPE YOU'LL DIE THERE HORRIBLY
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1534497
Roll 1d10 to find the jews
>>1534503
"Where are you going Bo--The hell happened to him?!"
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>>1534521
Gar bby Im doing this for you, not me
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1534531
anuddah shoah
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>>1534531
>Where are you going Bo--The hell happened to him?!"
BOB TRIED "REPAIRING"
NOW HE IS TRYING TO FLEE AND LIVE WITH HUMANS
LET'S MURDER HIM
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>>1534531
I tried making him a cool demonic train body but I lacked the skill. I'm enrolling at an engineering school to learn to do so. Put some magic jumbo in my brain so you can teleport me back to assist you if the hunters get this far, master
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>>1534536
A voice echoes inside Joseph's head: "Goyyyyyyiiiiimmmmmmmm"
>>1534538
>>1534539
"Is Gar's accusations true, Bob?"
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>>1534542
see if we can find the source of that jew voice
keep looking
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>>1534542
It was my fault Gar broke, I'm sorry master. But I'm traveling to repair him
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>>1534551
AKA FLEEING CAUSE HE IS TOO MUCH OF A WUSS TO MEET WITH HUNTERS AGAIN
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>>1534550
Roll until you get 6 gorrilion
>>1534551
"Reapir him how? To turn him into a train? That shit doesn't fit inside a castle"
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>>1534556
A demonic train. It would be cool to drive over the hunters
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1534556
but the 6 gorillion don't exist, OP
it'd be a moot point
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>>1534556
hey guys let's head to the clock tower
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>>1534577
Whoops, Pic got lost for some reason
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>>1534577
the jews fear the samurai, however, OP
you forgot the image
the jews did this, we need to grind some more
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>>1534580
But you don't have any samurais with you, do you
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>>1534587
of course not
if there was any more players around, we'd be able to get the weeb hunter in the game
in any case, scout some more for jew vampires
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>>1534579
or at least head up there and fight vamps along the way and explore for helpful items
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>>1534594
Roll 1d10 to find vampires
10: Find a jew vamp
6-9: Find a vamp
2-5: Find a bunch of vamps
1: Find a shitload of vamps
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>>1534594
wouldn't matter, Op won't let us make new chars.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1534599
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>>1534608
warp speedetto!
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CAN I HAVE MY BODY BACK YET
I SENSE VAMPIRE IS BEING ATTACKED NEARBY
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>>1534608
Give me all of your money now.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1534618
Roll 1d10
Combo has 20 Bonus
VAmpire has 7 Bonus
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1534626
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1534626
wew
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>>1534626
Cheer them on from the background.
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>>1534190
how the fuck does Oswell have such high stats?
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>>1534632
Vampire has 3/7 HP left.
Now it's Oswell's turn.
>>1534635
He got pegged by his spirit waifu
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MARK, WHILE YOU BEING ALL LOVELY DOVELY WITH BOB THERE ARE VAMPS BEING KILLED
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>>1534645
"Fuck you talkin about? I already fixed you offscreen 5 posts ago"
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>>1534649
YOU COULD AT LEAST TELL ME ABOUT THAT
I CAN'T SEE SHIT
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>>1534641
I see, guess Horace needs to find his "waifu" to power up. My guess it's a horse. He's a horse fucker isn't he?
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>>1534651
Make an actualy jackass
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>>1534654
No, that's if you do it with a jackhammer.
I can't afford one of those.
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>>1534659
But can you afford to make a battle action?
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>>1534649
PROCEED TOWARDS PLACE OF FIGHT GOING ON
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>>1534663
if he's not taking his turn then make him lose it.
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>>1534667
>>1534668
Right. Oswell loses a turn for being a dumbass and Joseph gets his.
While Gar will arrive after Joseph makes an action.
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>>1534671
DECAPITATIOOOOOOOON
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1534674
>>1534675
CAN JOSEPH CHOP OFF THE HEAD?
CAN GAR SAVE IT IN TIME?!
Roll to find out
Joseph Roll 3d10
Gar roll 1d10
The first Joseph roll is to see if he swings fast enough before Gar gets there.
Joseph has +4 Speed Bonus
Gar has +6 Speed Bonus.
Joseph's second roll is against the vampire
Vampire has +6 Power
Joseph has +10 Power
Third Joseph roll is decap chance. Get >=4
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>>1534671
For real?
Plz no.
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Rolled 1, 8, 10 = 19 (3d10)
>>1534678
FWOOSH
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1534678
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1534681
Oh well. My bad anyhow. Ice cream is more important anyway.
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what i miss? also heya!
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>>1534682
>>1534684
Oh hey. Gar's here.
Now both of you roll 2d10
First is to see if Gar jumps in time, second to see if he actually succeeds ins topping the axe.
First roll uses speed bonuses
Joseph +4
Gar +6
Second roll is Power
Joseph +10
Gar +15
Note that if Gar fails the vampire will get his head chopped off
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Rolled 1, 8 = 9 (2d10)
>>1534701
THUMP THUMP FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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Rolled 10, 9 = 19 (2d10)
>>1534701
NOT THIS TIME, JOSEPH
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1534703
Rerolling the first die, the one to be exact...I guess
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>>1534706
you have to do both die roll again
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>>1534707
dice*
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>>1534711
Do the same thing but 2d10
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>>1534712
So...roll it again?
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>>1534714
No matter. Thanks to the bonuses, Gar already won.
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>>1534706
>>1534704
>>1534711
Gar stops the decapitation in time
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>>1534718
RETREAT LIL' VAMP
I'LL HANDLE THIS
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>>1534718
hmm hmm
that's his only interception that he can do for this battle right, OP?
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>>1534720
>>1534721
Yes.
But the vamp is already getting the fuck outta there
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>>1534728
it's fine, activate iron body
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>>1534728
SURPRISE THROWING KNIFE!
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>>1534732
My nigga.
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>>1534732
Actually, don't do this. If we fight GAR, this will count as our interruption. Plus, it won't kill him anyway.
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>>1534733
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>1534737
To throw or not to throw. That is the question.
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>>1534741
we can find regular vampires anytime
to have Gar alone is why we need this interruption
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>>1534741
FEEL FREE TO THINK WHILE YOUR BODY IS STILL A WHOLE
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>>1534741
as long Oswell actually makes a fucking action instead of being an airhead
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>>1534741
If it'll use our interruption then nah
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>>1534741
Eh, you can do whatever. I'll probably pass out soon enough. I trust you won't get us killed. Especially our waifu. She matters most.
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>>1534749
Perhaps you can throw it at Gar instead.
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>>1534756
Continue flexing i guess?? While oswell decides...Also anything with horace?
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>>1534760
>>1534761
Oha ctually, it's Horace's turn.
THEN it's Oswell's
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>>1534761
I thought it was but since you guys interupted with saying you are gonna throw something I thought it was your turn now.
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>>1534768
ok inviso speedo
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>>1534773
Gar and Horace roll 1d10 against eachother.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1534777
HELLO HORSEFACE
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1534777
oh boy
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>>1534780
>>1534785
Gar now has 12/15 HP left.
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1534794
I know what to do
ACTIVATE MASTER OF NONE
ATTACK WITH WAIFU!
TASTE THE POWER OF LOVE!
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>>1534794
IT WAS ME BARRY!
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>>1534796
Activated Mastah of None.
Now Gar and Oswell Roll 1d10
Pls note that he's pulling out the ghost to attack with him so his damage will be 7 HP a hit
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1534818
YOUR POWER OF NARCISSISM WON'T HELP YOU HERE
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1534818
YOU'RE IN FOR SOME TROUBLE
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
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>>1534825
>>1534823
Blocked.
Now it's Gar's turn.
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>>1534828
CLEAVE OSWELL
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>>1534829
>>1534829
Oswell and Gar roll 1d10
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1534831
Blockan
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1534831
YOUR NARCISSISM IS YOUR WEAKNESS
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>>1534828
is gar completely covered in armor?
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>>1534835
Yes.
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>>1534833
>>1534834
So.
Anybody wanna interrupt this?
If not then Oswell will have 7/10 HP left.
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>>1534835
You should push the "off" button on his back next turn.
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>>1534838
Only 3 damage?
Bring it on lol.
Even with my shit rolls i won't die for another 2 whole turns
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>>1534838
Nah, not today
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>>1534840
Oswell have 7/10 HP left.
NOw it's Joseph's turn
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>>1534842
Activate Iron Body
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>>1534846
I think you guys just attacked and got vampblocked
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>>1534852
feels good
horace's turn now
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>>1534853
Indeed it is.
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>>1534852
do pressure point attack I'm sure there is weak points on that armor!
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>>1534859
Gar and Horace roll against eachother.
Gar has +5 Power
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1534861
guess speed means nothing?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1534861
NOT SO FAST
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>>1534862
sorry
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>>1534862
Your speed was 10.
He has +15 Power.
I already subtracted the 10
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>>1534865
gotcha damn that armor rough
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>>1534863
>>1534862
NOw who put that there
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>>1534871
Okay, now let's wreck Gar before someone gets here or something
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>>1534871
you know what this means, OP
DECAPITATION FOR REAL
KEEP THE HEAD THIS TIME
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>>1534871
WHAT IF THIS A POWER UP SWITCH?
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>>1534871
Now take gar apart and destroy his armor.
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>>1534875
Actually, that switch is hidden under your right armpit
>>1534874
You can't decap him yet, he's not at half health.
He's still 12/15 HP
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>>1534877
since he's stunned
tell Horace and Oswell to combo with me for an ALL OUT ATTACK
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>>1534877
USE MY SHEER WILLPOWER TO SWITCH ALL SWITCHES I HAVE
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>>1534877
Begin beatdown? Oh and shed a manly tear for our comrade who betrayed us.
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>>1534877
K, it should be my turn now.
Stick bomb in Gar's face and detonate it.
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>>1534879
Right
Now who wants to roll against Gar on his roll of "Try really hard to wiggle his armpit so he can reboot"
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>>1534884
Joseph volunteers
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1534884
YOU ARE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS EASILY, HUNTERS
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>>1534884
bit we are busy comboing him, he doesn't get another turn yet
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>>1534887
This is why you don't preroll.
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Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d10)
>>1534884
Yeah...No gar
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>>1534892
I LIMITING MYSELF TO ONCE A THREAD
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>>1534889
>>1534887
Oswell used his spiritual bullshito powers to stop Gar from turning himself on
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>>1534898
NOW AN ALL OUT ATTACK NIGGA
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>>1534898
ALL OUT ATTACK
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>>1534898
C-C-COMBO ATTACK
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>>1534905
We're not the ones who started sucking satan's dick for power.
This wouldn't have happened if you didn't convert to the dark side like the real wuss you are
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>>1534906
SAYS THE LITERAL GRAVE DIGGER
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>>1534905
this coming from power armor guy
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>>1534909
ITS EVERYTHING I EVER IMAGINED!!!!
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>>1534909
(X)
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>>1534909
Oh...Right!
X
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TIS IS BUT A SCRATCH
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>>1534916
fuck off bob
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>>1534916
Y?
You see, it's because if the X is pressed the All Out Attack is engaged and Gar loses 10 HP
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>>1534919
we all pressed X, OP
LET'S DO IT
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>>1534916
Bob you're not part of this.
Get out
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>>1534919
thats just a jew vamp fucking things up common Op give us our well deserved victory
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>>1534919
keep pressing X
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Anyway.
Gar got gangbanged.
He now has 2 HP left.
BUT.
DID THE ATTACK CAUSED HIM TO TOPPLE BACKWARDS, HITTING THE SWITCH ON HIS BACK AND REACTIVATING HIM?
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>>1534930
DID IT?
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>>1534930
let's hope not and finish the jorb
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>>1534932
>>1534933
>>1534935
BUT WHAT IF.
WHAT IF.
THE WRAITH APPEARS AND GIVE GAR A SLIGHT NUDGE
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>>1534936
JOSEPH INTERCEPTS AND HOLDS UP GAR'S FAT ASS
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>>1534937
GOOD LUCK AGAINST FEW TONS OF METAL
OP DOES MY POWER UP SWITCH GIVES ME EXTRA HP?
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>>1534936
Oswell exorcizes the wraith with his bible
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>>1534937
I are cleverest
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>>1534942
That's an awfully fat ass
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>>1534942
THAT'S MY STEED!
nice try op
Let us finish gar off. The traitor.
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>>1534944
It can't help it, it has an eating disorder
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>>1534946
that's just an excuse
he is just being lazy and weak willed.
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>>1534946
I thought you put it on a diet
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>>1534948
>>1534949
Ass tears
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>>1534951
for real though, hold up gar's armored body so it doesn't tip over
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>>1534951
ship fatty! If you wanna prove me wrong stop running to your comfort food!
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>>1534952
The wraith used Gar's fat ass as an distraction and took Gar away.
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>>1534954
that's lame Op, if this is how we going then we get Exp for this.
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>>1534954
THANKS
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>>1534954
kind of gay, OP
GAR is just gonna interrupt us everytime we do a battle
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>>1534956
"Wait hol up, lemme check if they're gone yet..."
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>>1534958
OH SHIT BEHIND THAT FALSE COVER
RIP THROUGH IT AND CHOP THE WRAITH
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>>1534958
http://i.imgur.com/NdBnk7i.png
The coast is totally clear buddy, no vampire hunters here.Usin' imgur cause I don't want to eat away at the image limit
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>>1534958
kill gar with speed strike
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>>1534958
Epic leap across the barrier and go for a headchop!
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>>1534959
"lmao I'm still intangible though"
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>>1534966
Chop gar instead???
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>>1534966
that's fine, we have another who can deal with you
OSWELL, YOUR WAIFU IS NEEDED
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>>1534966
EXCORSIZE THE WRAITH
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>>1534966
I still stab gar like I said
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>>1534966
Isn't his axe dipped in some anti-undead stuff?
He'd be a shitty vampire hunter if he didn't.
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>>1534967
>>1534971
"What Gar"
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>>1534974
now, we go for the actual DECAPITATION OF GAR
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>>1534974
HM
OP
I WONDER
CONSIDERING I'M TURNED OFF - I TECHNICALLY OUT OF COMBAT
DOES THAT MEAN IF I MANAGE TO POWER ON - I'LL HAVE FULL HP?
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>>1534974
Damn, Gar got away!
We should attack that thing out of frustration.
Shoot it with some stakes.
And cover it with garlic for added insult.
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>>1534975
"Decap what though, there's no Gar here"
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>>1534982
.....
>Attack the cape? backdrop? Whatever near the wraith.
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>>1534974
>don't attack this
>the sign is truthful and it's not Gar it's a worse badguy.
>point it out OP switches it to be gar and I lose my chance
THIS IS WHY IT'S HARD TO TRUST YOU OP!
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>>1534982
we have a hunch that he's there
attack for the neck behind that piece of cloth
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>>1534982
ok I BRBing
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>>
>>
eat that head
then tell Oswell to unleash his waifu on the wraith
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>>1534995
Op why you do this to us V_V
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>>1534995
I eat it and then ask
"What chocolate Gar?"
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>>1534999
>>1535000
Honestly because I was kinda hungry for chocolate.
>>1535005
The fuck are you suppose to be
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>>1535006
okay, find actual Gar now, the Wraith must've hidden him somewhere
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>>1535006
okay, i guess Ghost Waifu can deal with the spirit.
But before that...
Since they fought against Gar and a couple of other ecnounters so well together, Oswell asks Ghost Waifu if she will be his gf again.
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>>1535012
Roll 1d5 for her answer
5: Yes
4: Maybe
3: Ask me tomorrow
2: I'm tired, ask me some other time
1: I love you...as a little brother
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>>1535017
1 sounds pretty good too
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1535017
one isn't too bad, yeah
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>>1535006
http://i.imgur.com/V990L3q.png
Um, can I be an Axeman?
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>>1535021
alright, OP
let's do scouting rolls to find where Gar went
he needs to stop annoying us or we'll never finish this floor, or even the boss battle
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>>1535021
That's not too bad.
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>>1535022
Depends. Can you work the shaft?
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>>1535021
I think I'm done for the night fellas
have fun
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>>1535029
Yeah, totally.
Oh, and here's a gift.
http://i.imgur.com/VhYm3Em.png
It's your favorite, right OP?
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>>1535024
50 YEARS LATER FROM NOW
"Finally, we can head up the stairs to the third floor, let's a go, guys"
>>1535031
Depends.
Stroke his >>1535024 axe shaft to see if he'lla ccept you to grab the long hard axe handle
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>>1535034
oh, OP
man, let's just advance to the chest area alright?
we'll get moving, OP
we need to make progress
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>>1535038
maybe if you actually join my team, I'll let you do it
otherwise, denied
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>>1535040
Sure. Also, that chest totally has nothing in it.
You know how these things work, right?
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>>1535035
Right. First things first.
A show of hands. Who's active right now?
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>>1535044
the original Axeman Joseph reporting in, nigga
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>>1535044
Yoh.
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>>1535044
Holy shit. The quest is running while im not sleeping.
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>>1535044
aye
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>>1535051
Innit 4 da hats
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>>1535044
Bobby's sleeping right now
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>>1535056
Axes go for the scout
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>>1535056
Me! Pick me!
I think this is the first time I've properly joined in..
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>>1535056
I ain't missing I'm just done for the night. I'll be just cheng in once in a while now.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1535056
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>>1535044
Bob jerked off
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>>1535056
Bob's actively trying to better his understanding of locomotive engineering
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>>1535059
>>1535058
>>1535063
Right.
Roll 1d10
10: A randomass ghoul somehow wandered up there
7-9: 2 Vampires
4-6: 4 Vampires
2-3: 6 Vampires
1: 10 Vampires
>>1535066
Then I'd rather Bob not show his fookin hand
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1535072
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1535072
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>>1535076
To get a degree in jerkin off?
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>>1535079
No, to get a degree in engineering to build trains and become a conductor to pay his bills, Bob can't be a freeloader forever
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1535072
Haven't rolled on the chans in a while..
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>>1535074
OHS HIT 10 VAMPI-->>1535083 My mistake, it was only two vampires.
>>1535082
Yeah sure you public masturbator
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>>1535089
Remove hat and spook them.
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>>1535089
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
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>>1535089
Write a letter of application to the nearest university. If Bob can't write ask master Mark's help with it
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>>1535095
First, we have to learn how to read
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>>1535099
Learn to read while at university
>>
>>
>>1535100
Wait, we do can read!
We read that bible one thread back!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1535102
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1535102
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>>1535102
SPOOKS!
(Reveals horns)
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1535108
It seems I typed it wrong somehow..
>>
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1535102
Whoops, forgot my roll
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535119
unlike Gar, we've got balls of steel, OP
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>>1535119
Your cool living armor and weapon stuff master
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>>1535119
Growin' some dope ass weeds
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535119
Damn captcha
>>
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1535119
Wait, are all Axemen called Joseph?
Anyways, defense!
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>>1535127
Intercept?
With master of none obviously
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>>1535127
Eagerly await master Mark's response with pleading eyes
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1535127
Mask-to-balls technique!
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>>1535136
nigga the fuck
stop rolling twice
>>
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>>1535139
I thought it was the next action. My bad.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1535137
Yusuf will have to thank me for saving his sack
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>>1535140
Everybody in this thread is a dumbass.
Including me.
Especially me.
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>>1535143
>>1535143
The testicles are saved.
Now Oswell can continue to attack them
>>1535132
[exhales smoke]
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>>1535148
Waiting for response intensifies
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>>1535144
Fair.
Have some more salt, OP.
Keep your energy up.
http://i.imgur.com/4Fcm4SX.pngAll hail Brock
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Well now. Seems Oswell's in a coma. Joseph acts instead then.
>>1535149
[takes a bong hit]
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>>1535148
if not, OP
then we do a pull back attack on the vampires
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>>1535154
Pull back attack!
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>>1535154
*twitch*
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>>1535154
Join master Mark and get blazed
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1535157
Then roll 1d10
>>1535159
[gets blazed]
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1535162
kk
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>>1535164
One vampire has 3/7 HP left.
NOW it's Joseph's turn.
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>>1535168
DECAPITATION
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>>1535168
Consume mary janas
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535169
>>1535172
>>1535174
Roll 2d10
Power +10 You
Speed +6 Vampire
If second roll is >=4 then decap happens
>>1535171
[fills room with smoke]
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d10)
>>1535176
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d10)
>>1535176
LET THE HEADS ROLL TONIGHT!
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>>1535176
We must seize the means of production
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Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d10)
>>1535176
Everyone… Here we go! Give it your all, and beat this knave!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1535179
Vampire dies but his head stays on his shoulders.
The remaining one will attempt to bite Oswell's neck.
Oswell roll 1d10
>>
heading to sleep see ya
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>>1535184
save game probably, OP
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>>1535190
Indeed. Nobody's here anymore. So fug it.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1535184
These vampires have horrible luck.
Or Ghost Waifu is protecting me with her love...
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>>1535195
I'm still here.
Just veeeeery patient.
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>>1535195
Aw, that sucks.
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>>1535195
So how much HP does that one vampire have left?
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>>1535195
Im here
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>>1535196
Oswell's terrible lack of punctuality made the vampire lost his appetite.
Now it's Joseph's turn.
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>>1535203
PULL BACK ATTACK
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535204
So we continuin, I guess.
Roll 1d10
+10 Power Yusuf
+6 Speedo Vampire
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1535211
TOO STRONG
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1535211
A number higher than one!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1535211
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>>1535211
NO, LIL' VAMP NUMBER 2
I'll SAVE YOU
>>
I completely forgot that these threads were a thing, been busy as hell
Havn't been here since Civ thing, the first one if there has been more since I was last here
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>>1535216
This vampire has 1 HP left.
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>>1535225
very nice
I wish we could go for a three shot combo
>>
I WOKE UP FROM A NAP
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>
>>
>>1535220
PICK A SIDEYA WUSS
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>>1535225
Whose turn is it?
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>>1535233
Since you're here now.
Actually horace.
>>
I shall retire to phone posting!
Also
>>1535220Hail Brock
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>>1535234
Oh. Well, finish him off with a poke in the chest?
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>>1535240
Roll 1d10 then
+10 Horace
+6 Vamp
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1535244
>1d10
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>>1535245
And so
He died.
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>>1535250
loot
then ask the others if they want to go to the chest room now
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>>1535250
Now, onwards! To the loot!
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>>1535250
LIL' VAMP #2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1535232
I think ima lurk like a coward, while I decide which one fits best for meleaning towards the hunters though at the moment because vampires are fags, the evidence towards that is the existence of the Twilight series and Gars outfit
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>>1535260
They're totally fags. I hear they can't even read.
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>>1535258
>>1535256
>>1535254
The party got:
Vampire Dentures
>>1535260
Vampires do suck
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>>1535260
Blazin' it 420/7
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>>1535260
REAL MEN RIDE EACH OTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYsNEB3PUTw
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>>1535265
nice
go to the chest room now
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>>1535265
Read the Vampire Hunter Handbook or Bible for advice on what to do with captured vampires, and things not to do.
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>>1535265
We should clean them and use the dentures.
So we can drain the vampires of their stolen blood.
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>>1535272
Good idea.
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>>1535277
Chest room please
I don't wanna die in 50 years
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>>1535277
Huh, that's actually more detailed than I thought it would be.
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>>1535277
OP AM I ACTIVE YET
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>>1535280
Yes.
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>>1535282
CAN I REQUEST SHUTDOWN BUTTON REMOVAL FROM MY BACK?
SEEMS LIKE BAD FEATURE TO HAVE DURING BATTLE
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>>1535284
"Yeah...yeah...where did that thing even come from? I don't remember putting it there"
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>>1535288
in case he decided to betray you, you would have an easy way of shutting him off
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>>1535288
I thought that was a part of the design.
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>>1535288
It was Bob. You can't trust that Gar faget
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>>1535288
MAYBE A TRAITOR IS AMONG YOUR RANKS
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>>1535292
"So you confessed, Bob?"
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>>1535293
And that traitor's name starts with an O and ends in a P
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>>1535298
BOB, NO
YOU'RE OUR INSIDE MAN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>1535298
LET'S MURDER HIM
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>>1535299
OSWELP! NAME MITSURUNEDESU!?
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>>1535306
Naze* stupid autocorrect
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>>1535298
Yes, I put that failsafe button there in case Gar goes on a rampage
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>>1535311
I think Bob is lying. Seems way too complicated for an oaf like him to make.
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>>1535311
"Now Bob. We all know that if you put a failsafe in that kinda undead mechanical warrior, you put it in a secret place only you know about, like I did, and not on the back and so noticeable that everyone could see it. So I have to question why would do such a thing, really"
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>>1535317
Because thats where my dad touched me.
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>>1535317
CAUSE HE IS FRIENDLY WITH HUNTERS, THAT TRAITOR
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>>1535317
So, we found the chest room yet?
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>>1535317
Bob is not the sharpest knife in the crayon box, master
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>>1535325
The vampires has put up a new defense since the last hunter raid on the armory.
A door
>>1535328
>>1535322
"Hmm"
Now Bob and Gar roll 1d10 against eachother to see which one will convince Mark of their story
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>>1535335
Chop door open
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535335
It's a paddling for ol' Bob if he does not convince master isn't it?
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>>1535335
Oh no.
Try pulling them open.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1535335
I'M AN EYE WITNESS
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BASTARD
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>>1535343
I appreciate it friends, but Bob has been untrue to his master. He must accept punishment.
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>>1535344
BOB NOOOOOOOO
WE CAN'T LET YOU TAKE THE FALL
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>>1535343
There's nothing we can do.
I'm sorry, but Bob... will have to sit in the timeout corner.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1535344
>>1535341
>>1535339
"Then it's time Bob. You're gonna get the stick"
Meanwhile, the hunters can try rolling 1d10 to open the door
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1535351
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1535351
Open sesame!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1535351
just open the door
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>>1535351
Prepare for stickslaps
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1535351
>1d10
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>>1535359
Bob now has 1 HP left
>>1535356
Meanwhile, the door has been ripped off its hinges.
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>>1535369
...Onwards!
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>>1535369
continue to chest room
we need to make progress or we'll be stuck for 50 years
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>>1535369
Sorry master, maybe Bob's just a bad vampire. Can't help but trying to make friends with the hunters
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>>1535369
>Meanwhile, the door has been ripped off its hinges.
I SENSE THE INVASION
CAN I TAKE OFF TO FIGHT THESE FOOLISH HUNTERS? IS SWITCH REMOVAL DONE?
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>>1535371
>>1535370
>>1535374
THE CHEST ROOM....also has a door. This one has a comically oversized lock on it
>>1535375
"Hmmm, then here's a chance to redeem yourself, Bob. The hunters are making another raid on the armory. Drink this blood to heal yourself. Then go with Gar down there and stop them"
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>>1535381
Is there a label on that potion?
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>>1535381
chop the lock off
like come on nigga
we gotta make progress
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>>1535381
My life is and has always been yours to use, master. It shall be done
Join up with Garfield
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>>1535386
NAME IS GAR, YOU MORTAL
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>>1535388
Sure Garfunkel
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1535385
Roll 1d10
>>1535386
And so. You walk down the stairs from the clocktower
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1535392
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>>1535392
Recall your unholy life up to this point as you sense your impending death
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>>1535401
I think you're confusing Bob with Fred
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1535401
I roll again since the other Joseph players are 2slow
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>>1535403
No you see. Fred wouldn't jerk it. He'd straight up molest people instead.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1535405
Break that door open
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>>1535405
Could I help Joseph break the door down?
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>>1535413
Oh hey, door's open.
Look, it's the chest.
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>>1535420
Don't touch it.
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>>1535420
open the chest if it's unlocked
if not, we open it
cause who the fuck cares if it says don't touch
coming into this room would be useless otherwise
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>>1535420
Wait, is this the only thing in the room?
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>>1535426
Roll 1d10 to open chest
You have +10 Power
Chest has +15 Power
>>1535427
Yes
Now where are those vampires.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1535430
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1535430
wow, must be a pretty strong chest
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>>1535430
I AM HERE YOU THIEVING BASTARDS
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>>1535432
>>1535433
>>1535436
Oh and the vampires arrived.
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>>1535438
CLEAVE JOSEPH
>>
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>>1535438
I hope you won't hold it against me, but I must stop you from advancing forwards.
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>>1535444
>>1535445
>>1535447
Well infact, Horace is first.
Now where's Horace.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1535454
>>1535452
>>1535451
Sure.
Roll 2d10
First roll is against me to life the chest.
Second roll is against Gar in the case you managed to throw it
Gar roll 1d10
Combined, Joseph and Horace has +20
Chest has +15
Gar has +15
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Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10)
>>1535458
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU GAR
HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d10)
>>1535458
>2d10
Damn this chest heavy.
>>
Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d10)
>>1535458
>>
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>>1535460
>>1535470
Gar now has 10/15 HP left
So now it's Bob's turn
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>>1535477
OKAY BOB
SHOW YOUR LOYALTY
>>
>>
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>>1535489
I believe Bob is in conflict on whether or not to attack us, OP
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>>1535489
MAYBE THAT BLOOD BOB DRANK WAS A WAY FOR HIM TO ASSUME REAL FORM (WHICH HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER) FOR A FIGHT
JUST A POSSIBILITY
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>>1535498
probably skip his turn maybe?
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>>1535501
>>1535504
Right. It's Gar's turn.
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>>1535505
AS EXPECTED OF BOB BEING USELESS PIECE OF MEAT
CLEAVE JOSEPH
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>>1535477
Sorry fellows but I drank the Master's blood. You know how that is with vampires.
I cast stunning scream at the hunters.
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>>1535512
Oh wait. Okay.
Everyone roll 1d10. Cept Gar. Unless Bob was aiming for Gar too for some reason
Bob has +8 Special
Joseph has +6 Will
Horace has +8 Will
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535520
rolling just in case
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1535533
oop trying again
>>
>>
Bob's screech failed.
NOW it's Gar's turn
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>>1535545
CLEAVE JOSEPH
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>>1535541
Look Josie. It's not about if I've got a heart or not, It's about vampire magic bullshit rules. And one of them says if a vampire drinks blood given to him by a senior vampire he gotta do as senior vampire says.
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>>1535548
Roll 1d10 against joseph
Jose has +10
Gar has +15
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1535555
YOU WERE USING
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WRONG YOU FUCKER
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1535555
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Can we have a list of turn order OP?
>>
>>
>>1535559
Hooray DaiVampGar.
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>>1535565
mai intercept can't combine with other intercepts or your intercept
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>>1535565
>>1535562
>>1535561
>>1535559
Interceptio wouldn't matter right now.
Joseph has 6/9 HP left.
NOW it's Joseph's turn
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>>1535576
IRON BODY ACTIVATE
TRY AND CLEAVE THIS YOU NO DICK, HOMO
HORACE, TRY AND HEAL ME NEXT TURN
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>>1535576
Axe-to-face technique!
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>>1535578
hold on nigga, we gotta mitigate damage if we wanna survive
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>>1535579
Head to toe armor. So... only his joints are weak. Pressure points are blocked
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>>1535577
YOUR FLESH WON'T HELP YOU HERE
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>>1535587
NEITHER WILL YOUR ARMOR
I DON'T RELY ON A CLUTCH
PURE STRENGTH IS MY GAME
I DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO DARK POWERS TO WIN
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>>1535577
Now it's Horace's turn.
>>
>>
>>
>>1535598
YOU WERE BARELY A HUNTER
I THINK YOU WERE SUPPORTING THE VAMPIRES ALL ALONG
>>
herro guys, i am back
>>
>>
>>1535603
OSWELL
SHIT
WE'RE IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE
WE NEED YOU NIGGAAAA
>>
>>1535603
Oh good, Oswell's up.
>>
>>1535599
SAYS ONE WHO IS A ALL BUDDY WITH BOB
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>>1535610
BOB IS A COOL GUY
UNLIKE YOU
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>>1535611
Aww shucks. I try.
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>>1535604
Horace gives Joseph some potion, fromhisbenis, and heals Joseph up to 8/9 HP
And also remembers what his dad, Horatio, said
"Real niggas dont betray their crew. If an unreal nigga faggot does this to you, put your blade through that fag's fucking skull. Make sure to twist it around abit when you shoved it in so you really scrambled up their gayass brain...Also if they're wearing heavy armor aim for the joints."
AND NOW it's Oswell's turn
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>>1535618
Throw an explosive bomb at Gar and Bob
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>>1535618
>"Real niggas dont betray their crew. If an unreal nigga faggot does this to you, put your blade through that fag's fucking skull. Make sure to twist it around abit when you shoved it in so you really scrambled up their gayass brain...Also if they're wearing heavy armor aim for the joints."
SO WHEN JOSEPH ATTACKED ME IN THE ARENA HE DIDN'T BETRAY ME?
FUN
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>>1535618
>1.png
>4 feathers on his hat.
I wish I could be as fancy as my father.
I wonder what the stats on our parents are, if they're as specialized as our classes are.
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>>1535623
And you attacked him back. It was a mutual betrayal.
If you had not attack and accused him of actually being a hunter cavorting with vampires, they you'd have the moral highf ground
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>>1535628
They're probably master-level hunters, judging from their gear.
Horatio must have at least 20 Speed
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>>1535622
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
Oh and roll 1d10, Oswell, Bob and Gar
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1535632
I take to the air to evade!
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>>1535630
well if we go technical, character wise, GAR couldn't know know if attacker was Joseph in arena - before and after attack , he had a disguise at that moment, so I can't actually accuse him as character.
Only one who knows whole story is Joseph character. And he will never admit it.
anyway I probably could have handled situation better, oh well. Too late for that.
>>1535632
USE SWORD AS A BAT AND HIT HOMERUUUN AT THE HUNTERS INSTEAD
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>>1535636
I don't see you rolling biatch
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>>1535639
nigga, your RNG could not get any worse, ahahahaha
>>
>>1535631
OSWELL
LET'S ROLL, NIGGAAA
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1535632
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>>1535645
Oh,
Final cap is 100
>>
>>1535639
>>1535650
>>1535635
So Bob managed to dodge.
While Gar ate an explosion to the face
Gar has 7/15 HP left.
Now it's Bob's turn
>>
Sorry guys, i'm coming and going, pretty busy right now.
>>1535650
Thank god you came with the save
>>
>>1535659
BOB
YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE
THE REAL YOU IS IN THERE SOMEWHERE
NOT THAT FAG WHO DRINKS HIS MASTER'S BLOIOD
>>
>>1535668
Oswell roll 1d10 against Bob
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>>1535668
not if you say it like that it is
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1535671
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>>1535677
oh shit nigga
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1535671
>>
oh, regular bob is back. nevermind then.
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>>1535689
You can still choose Bob's actions with me yaknow
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>>1535677
>>1535687
Oswell has been vamp magic'd
Next turn he will grab Horace's ass.
Anyway, it's Gar's turn.
>>
>>1535693
but OP already picked your action. meh, whatever.
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>>1535698
BEFORE CHOOSING ACTION, WILL JUMP CUT DO MORE DAMAGE THAN CLEAVE?
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>>1535700
Proabbly because you posted yours too late
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>>1535701
Jump Cut does +1 damage to your regular damage.
Which means it does 4 instead of the regular 3
>>
>>1535705
WOw. What happens if I backflip? I haven't done that yet despite it being mentioned way back in the first two threads.
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>>1535709
Well if it succesful then you both dodge and kick your attacker in the chin
>>
>>1535709
>>1535708
So.
Horace and Gar roll 1d10
+15 Gar
+10 Horace
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1535723
DOWN YOU GO
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>>1535727
Joseph jumps in and takes the hit.
He lost 1 HP and now has 7/9 HP left.
>>
>>1535733
lol
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>>1535733
Now, for the finisher, OP
We've got one more combo up our sleeve, right?
Combo with Horace and we'll go for the DECAPITATION on Gar.
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>>1535733
OP REMIND ME HOW LONG IRON BODY WORKS?
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>>1535733
Oh yeah. And it's Joseph's turn now.
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>>1535740
3 of his turns.
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>>1535741
Chop'em like lettuce. Decapitation!
>>
>>1535748
GOTCHU
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>>1535747
>>1535746
>>1535750
>>1535753
Right. So Combo on Gar.
Roll 1d10.
Except Joseph, Joseph roll 2d10.
Gar has +15 Power
Combo has +20 twenty
Oh and if it hits, second roll of Joseph gotta be >=4 to decap.
>>
Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d10)
>>1535759
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LEND ME YOUR POWER FELLOW HUNTERS, FELLOW AXEMEN
THIS IS OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK
>>
Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d10)
>>1535759
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1535759
>1d10
Nice dichotomous panel art.
>>
>>1535766
I mean fucking really man.
>>
>>1535766
... it happened fucking twice
I can't stop laughing
>>
>>1535766
Dickless and pathetic
>>
>>1535767
WHAT CAN I SAY
DICE GOD - STILL A DICKeven 10 wouldn't help me tho
>>
BOB COULD INTERCEPT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY LOYAL
JUST SAYING
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>>1535775
Oh yes. Bob could intercept and save Gar's head and bring it back to Mark to attach to a new body, like the last time.
If he doesm't then Horace stabs it for his part of the combo
>>
>>1535775
That intercept would be useless, I couldn't roll higher than them
>>
>>
>>1535780
>most of blood spilled in this castle was GARs
>on whatever side
I SHOULD'VE JUST STARTED BUSINESS SELLING MY BLOOD PACKS TO VAMPIRES
COULD BE MILLIONAIRE.
BUT NO, DECIDED TO GO WITH THIS BUNCH OF FAGGOTS.
>>
>>
>>1535787
Indeed. And Gar works for Mark now. So Bob now has 3 choices:
- Save Gar's head and bring it back to Mark, kinda sorta proving his loyalty
- Don't save Gar's head but stay and fight to the death, undoubtedly proving his loyalty
- Genuflect. I mean, Don't save Gar's head and run away forever. From the hunters, from the castle, from this unlife. Then settle down somewhere as a farmer udner a fake name in the middle of nowhere.
>>
>>1535795
NOT BEFORE I KILL YOU FUCKERS, OR DIE TRYING
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>>1535797
BOB
THE THIRD OPTION, YOU CAN LIVE A SIMPLE LIFE
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DECAPITATE A FRIEND LIKE YOU, BOB
ROLL TO CONVINCE, BOB, OP
>>
>>1535797
Fourth option:
Run away from all this bullshit and hunt chad
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>>1535797
>- Genuflect. I mean, Don't save Gar's head and run away forever. From the hunters, from the castle, from this unlife. Then settle down somewhere as a farmer udner a fake name in the middle of nowhere.
Could he get his wife and kid back if he did?
>>1535802
I guess I'll help too.
>>1535798
ur loss, m8
>>
>>1535804
Intredastng
>>
>>
>>1535808
When the hell did that happen
>>
>>1535806
We will stand our ground. The eternal rest of afterlife awaits.
>>
>>1535806
Oh well, Bobby's need to get stronger before hunting chad
Save Gar's head and return to Master Mark
>>
>>1535810
Oh, so that was non-canon?
>>
>>1535812
>>1535811
So which is it fags
>>
>>1535815
Pretty much.
>>
>>
>>1535822
Oh, alright. I forgot what part of the thread that was in.
>>
>>1535820
Contesting wot?
Contesting Horace?
Or contesting against Other Bob?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1535820
Okay
>>
>>1535827
other bob, I think, OP
>>
>>1535827
Against other Bob's voice in choosing our action
>>
>>1535828
Well shite. Guess Bob's letting Gar die
>>
>>1535832
We can intercept and throw Gar's head somewhere but we stand our ground
>>
>>1535837
THEN DO YOU SAVE GAR'S NOGGIN OR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?
Seriously, how many versions of the lower panel am I gonan have to make.
>>
>>1535841
i'm pretty sure he chose the second option, OP
which means not saving the head
>>
>>1535841
Ya sure, let that Gar faget survive, throw his head somewhere safe
>>
>>1535841
Well. Looks like you already killed him, OP. GG
F Gar
>>
>>1535847
THEN CAN THE HEAD BE SAVED IN TIME?
HORACE AND BOB ROLL 1D10 AGAINST EACHOTHER
Horace has +10 Speed
Bob has +8 Speed
Oh and Gar can, I dunno, scream or something.
Oh wait he's just a head withouth lungs.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1535856
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1535856
Well, shi-
>>
>>1535856
[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
>>
>>1535862
Well Fuck Bob in the ass and call him Suzie. You got a 10
>>
>>1535865
not that it matters much, but I thought Horace was udner control and couldn't do shit
>>
>>1535871
no that's oswell
>>
So Bob has failed to save Gar.
GAR IS DEAD
Let's take a short time to remember all the good times we had with him.
And listen to his funeral dirge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
>>1535871
That was Oswell
>>
>>1535871
that was oswell
>>
>>1535871
Oswell, not horace.
>>
>>
>>
>>1535873
Don't worry Gar, we'll be joining you in hell soon
>>
>>1535873
RIP Gar, we'll store your corpse somewhere nice.
>>
>>
Press F to pay respects
>>
>>1535891
what a shame
F
>>
>>1535891
rip
>>
>>1535891
Sorry Garderobe, we tried.
F
>>
>>1535891
OH
HI GRANDPA
>>
>>1535903
"Dont talk to me you stain on the family name"
>>
>>1535906
JUST WANTED TO SAY HI BEFORE GOING TO HELL
BIG DEAL, GEEZ
OKAY WHERE IS THIS VIETNAM PLACE ANYWAY
>>
Anyway. As Gar will now spend eternity in a lake of fire getting a million flaming spikes shoved up his ass every day.
It's Horace's turn.
>>
>>1535918
So how do I break the spell on Oswell? Stab Bob's eyes out or something?
>>
>>1535924
Punch Oswell in the face.
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1535930
>>1535930
>lightly punch
Roll 1d10 to lightly punch him
Horace has +3 Power
MAGIC'd Oswell has +8 Power
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1535939
Er, shit.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1535944
And now he's gonna grab your ass.
And shove his swords up it.
Roll 1d10 to defend
Horace has +10 Speed
MAGIC'd Oswell has +8 whatevs
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1535955
pls don't grab my ass
>>
>>1535956
Horace now has 4/8 HP left.
Now it's Bob's turn
>>
>>1535964
Kick sword in Horace's ass deeper.
>>
>>1535964
Well, running away is out of the table it seems.
Bite Horace in the neck
>>
>>1535974
Go with the sword thing :3
>>
well, in retrospect, Red Ranger died way faster
so technically my luck is improving
>>
>>1535987
>>1535970
Horace and Bob roll 1d10 against eachother
Bob has +8 Speed
Horace has +10 Speed
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1535996
rollan
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1535996
lel
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>>1536011
>>1536013
The sword gets shoved a bit further in.
Horace has 2 HP left. Oswell us no longer under the spell and can now be controlled. Or be left inactive.
Now it's Joseph's turn.
>>
>>1536029
Jump onto Bob and attempt to yank wings off his back.
>>
>>1536037
So Bob and Joseph roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 Power Joseph
+9 Power Bob
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1536046
Get the bloody hell off, dude!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1536046
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1536046
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>>1536049
>>1536052
>>1536056
Bob pushed Joseph off in time.
Now it's the turn of He of the bleeding ass. Horace.
>>
>>1536064
Perform first aid on myself, my ass needs treatment.
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>>1536072
Pouring healing potion straight up your butt heals you and now you have 6 HP reft.
Now if Oswell is active. It's his turn.
If not, then it's Bob's turn.
>>
>>1536092
Then it's Bob's turn
>>
>>1536097
Punch Joseph
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>>1536102
So Bob and Joseph roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 Power Joseph
+9 Power Bob
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1536115
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1536115
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>>1536118
>>1536123
Blocked.
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>
>>1536130
17 v 16 is a block?
>>
>>1536130
Joseph keeps grip on Bob's arm, puts a leg on his chest and attempts to rip arm from the shoulder.
>>
>>1536139
Higher number vs Lower number is a block, dodge, parry, whatever.
It could be anything really, as long as it's a winner.
>>
>>1536143
So Bob and Joseph roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 Power Joseph
+9 Power Bob
>>
>>1536130
good job guys
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1536152
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1536152
Shit. Fast hands.
>>
>>1536160
Aaaaawwwwweeeeee yeeeeaaaaaaa .
Im gonna use your arm to wank tonight, booooiiiii
>>
>>1536160
Bob now has 8/11 HP left.
It's Horace's turn.
>>
>>1536172
Paul what you think
>>
>>1536172
I guess speed strike
>>
>>1536188
So Bob and Horace roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 Speed Horace
+9 Power Bob
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1536199
Nice.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1536199
>>
[continued bleeding]
>>
>>1536218
Where'd the Bobs go?
>>
put that faggot down already
>>
>>1536229
No idea.
>>
>>1536218
I was gonna let Bob run, but if they gonna afk after losing a limb, uhhh
>>
>>1536233
Joseph takes a moment to jerk off using Bob's torn off arm.
>>
>>1536233
can't kill a guy if he ain't there... what do
>>
>>1536239
Here's a menu
>>
>>1536246
if I do that then he would die very hard VER VERY HARD
>>
>>
>>1536245
Bob's not running, either you guys turn back and go back or you cut your way through Bob
>>
Harvest his organs maybe? Maybe someone will pay for demon bits.
>>
>>1536249
I say we chop of his limbs then shove them up his ass and drag him around.
>>
>>1536249
>Take him prisoner?
>>1536251
Oh hey Bob.
Roll against this already >>1536201
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1536258
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>>1536258
Joseph wants to kill and harvest Bob
>>
>>1536262
Horace's attack was blocked.
Now it's Bob's turn
>>
>>1536277
Beast screech up in here
>>
>>1536277
That's some high-pressured blood.
>>
>>1536294
I've seen better
>>
>>1536295
Yeah, but this is the first I've seen it weaponized.
>>
>>1536288
Erryone Roll 1d10
Bob has +8 Special
Joseph has +6 Will
Horace has +8 Will
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1536308
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1536308
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1536308
>1d10
>>
>>1536319
>>1536310
>>1536309
Guess it's Joseph's turn to be in a coma.
>>
>>1536329
I suggest you lot retreat.
>>
>>1536337
no, we don't have enough money for the gift shop
>>
>>1536341
Go grind lesser vamps for money
>>
>>1536336
So Joseph was stunned by the screech.
So now it's Horace's turn
>>1536341
"But you can trade for better equip in my shooopppp" you hear the voice of Hunter Merchant suddenly in your head
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>>1536345
pressure point strike
>>
>>
>>1536354
Actually no. Oswell can use it because it's curse is held back by Oswell's other holy cross sword. And only Oswell can use that holy cross sword because it's wired to his DNA.
>>
>>1536363
Oh, then nevermind that thought. Touching the cursed sword didn't count because it wasn't being wielded by Bob at the time?
>>
>>1536352
So. Pressure point strike
Bob and Horace roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 Speed Horace
+9 Power Bob
>>1536371
Ye
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1536382
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1536382
That's a nice special effect.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1536382
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>>1536389
>>1536388
Bob is now stunned.
Bob now has 5/11 HP left.
He is now also ready to accept the hunters' surrender. C'mon guys.
>>
>>1536410
we will accept f we can chop off his limps shove ups his ass, then drag him around with rope
>>
>>
>>1536417
Well mister BOb, can you provide a comment on these conditions?
>>
>>1536425
Well I'd be grateful for an honorful death, but I'm not in a position to choose am I?
>>
>>1536431
Well, what if the Blood that you drank was also secretly a potion that can turn Bob into his true form?
Like what his now dead guy said >>1535496
>>
>>1536431
<show bible>
See this, this gives you choices and you chose wrong but God is a merciful God, so you get a choice death or torso drag.
>>
>>1536436
Well sure, might as well give it a try
>>
>>1536436
*waves Bob's jizz covered arm* C'maaaaaaan guy.
>>
And so.
The secret magic inside the blood activates and Bob turns into the Super Vampbeast
It doubles all current stats.
So now Bob has
18 Power
16 Speed
22 Max Health
16 Special
18 Will
His current health is now 10
>>
>>1536463
welp so much for that paralyze
>>
>>1536466
The transformation knocked him outta it.
>>
>>1536473
bob offer still stands
>>
>>1536463
Well... still got your arm... BITCH!
>>
Wow, for a super vampbeast he's awfully quiet
>>
>>
>>1536499
Regrow arm
>>
>>1536503
Arm regrown.
>>
>>1536511
Wow, shit. Didn't know he could do that.
>>
>>1536511
If it's still Bob's turn do a stomp attack
>>
>>1536515
Lot of things can happen when you drink blood given by an Elder.
>>
>>1536516
>>1536525
Ehhh, nah. Arm growung is a free action.
Roll 1d10 against Bob's stomp
+18 Power Bob
+10 Speed Horace
+10 Power Joseph
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1536534
Aw shit.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1536534
>>
>>1536539
Well that's an auto win fer Bob.
The Stomp knocks the hunters off their feet and stuns them.
>>
>>1536547
I thought this was a battle to the death. Winning by such a cheap way wouldn't be right with Bob. The hunters need an asspull
>>
>>
>>1536562
>>1536568
Now who wants to roll for an asspull
>>
>>1536568
check the bible?
>>
>>1536574
who in deed
I,will take responsibility
>>
>>1536568
Protip: to defeat the Super Vampbeast, hit it until it dies
>>
>>1536579
lest some one else declares to be better
>>
>>1536574
So we're rolling against each other?
>>1536568
>Now who wants to roll for an asspull
>>1536568
>What does the Codex Hunters suggest we do when a Vampbeast transforms into a Super Vampbeast?
Is this a sufficient asspull?
>>1536487
Axeman we could use your help in discovering asspulls.
>>1536583
Thanks, Hunter Guilliman.
>>
>>1536587
>Thanks, Hunter Guilliman.
The Codex Hunters do support such actions of gratitude.
>>
>>
>>1536601
together then
>>
>>1536604
>>1536603
>>1536601
Sure. roll 1d10 for a deus ex machina
1-3: Super Bob's weight collapses the floor
4-6: Hunter Merchant appears and throws a flashbang and pulls the hunters into safety
7-9: Appearance of the Elder Hunters
10: Getting the Deus from Deus Ex Machina
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1536616
let's do it
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1536616
>1d10
Triple deus ex machinas!
>>
>>1536620
And so. The fathers of the 3 hunters appear to help them.
>>
>>1536647
Oh, sup Bosswell. Long time no see.
>>
>>1536647
nice hat dad, glad Gar's dad isn't here, he'd be pissed
>>
>>1536656
"Greetings Bob. I'm here to save my kid. And so I'll have to kill you."
>>1536657
Gar's already been disowned by his family
>>
>>1536671
Yeah I know, nothing personal about it.
>>
>>1536671
oh well that ends well for all of us
>>
>>1536666
>What does Gar's Dad look like, anyways?
>>
>>
>>1536674
And then, the appearance of 3 Elder Hunters crossed the threshold for Mark to appear.
>>
>>1536682
so don't met us stop you pops
>>
>>1536708
Go dad! He was a jerk!
>>
>>1536708
Get back, master. Even with your power I'm not too sure how three elder hunters versus one elder vampire would go
>>
>>1536708
get'em dad!
>>
>>1536716
"No. You get back, Bob. Your loyalty has been proven. Retreat now"
>>
>>1536743
can we stay and watch you fuck up the vamp DAAAAAYYYYUD?
>>
>>1536743
Change back to normal form and observe the fight from further back
>>
>>
AND SO AN EPIC FIGHT BETWEEN GUYS THAT HAS 25 AS THEIR LOWEST STAT
But since we're outta budget it happened offscreen. But I assure you it's totally sweet.
>>
>>1536768
How high is Mark and minions' stats compared to the rest?
>>
>>1536776
Basically they all have 25s in all stats.
Except:
Joseph Senior has 28 Power
Horatio has 28 Speed
Bosswell has 27 in all stats
When Mark activates his one of the artifacts in his chest, he gets 35 in all stats instead
>>
>>
>>1536807
Pretty cool but I dunno which side will win
>>
>>1536820
My dad is way cooler than your master.
>>
>>1536825
Hey now, they're all pretty cool
>>
>>1536807
Alright...Oh wait. Mark already went for his Blood Talisman to get the stat boost.
Now the Elder Hunters are yelling for the Hunters to get out of the room.
>>
>>
>>1536838
Get a little flag that says Master Mark is #1 and wave it around
>>
>>
>>
>>1536887
I'll remain within an ear distance if master Mark requires my assistance
>>
>>1536906
Well first. Where are the others?
Anyway, just the head is good, yes.
And The Elders and Mark are doring that thing where they zip around hitting each other so fast that nobody can see them but their speed lines
>>1536907
Bob moves a bit back, still within ear shot of Mark. He can here sounds of metal clashing and stones crumbling
>>
>>1536922
Hey can you go back to the dialogue?
Even when it's just speedlines, animating all these explosions and hit sparks ain't easy.
>>
>>1536928
forgot my name due to budgetary constraints
>>
>>1536928
>>1536933
Oh shite, out budget of 2 tuna sandwiches had run out.
>>
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>>1536934
I have salmon! Take it!
>>
>>1536934
Just reuse the character portraits from earlier in the season and slap them over a random background. The kids won't even notice.
>>
>>1536942
Quick Horace! Pull the other hunters outta the armory quickly!
>>
>>1536950
does so
>>
Hey Infernal Demon-Chan just got cancelled due to not enough tiddies.
We got our budget back.
BACK TO PAINTING CEL SHEETS FOREVER
>>
>>1536950
Dont let the demon eat that salmon! Its the Patreon budget!
>>
>>1536959
>>1536954
>>1536962
>>1536963
AND SO THE HUNTERS EXIT THE ROOM.
While one lone crewmember cries over the cancellation of Infernal Demon-Chan
>>
>>1536983
What does he have to cry about?
All that dumbass merch he bought is probably worth millions now.
Back to drawing flowing capes, though.
>>
Now why did Horace get this thing, I'll never know
>>
>>1537005
Playfully slap Horice with Bob's arm.
>>
>>1537005
...DOES MY ECHO STILL WORK?
>>
>>1537015
>>1537020
>>1537019
Quality content.
Really helps with the ratings.
>>
>>1537040
MMMMFFFMMHHMM
>translation: "OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRABS!?"
>>
>>1537040
Gotta get those early teen ratings, yo.
>>
>>1537052
Can I project my infernal rage and make a body out of it?
>>
>>
Oh and then the armory exploded.
>>1537058
Shush now. Gar's ded
>>1537059
Yes. The Living Armor pieces and Gar's head is now stored in the magical place where all inventory items go.
Horace's ass
>>
>>
>>1537069
Begin mentally dictating my doctoral thesis on hammer space and Horace's gargantuan anus.
>>
>>1537085
MEANWHILE, IN HELL.
As Gar was being roasted in hellfire while having a million flaming spikes shoved up his ass, he begins to dictate his doctoral thesis on hammer space and Horace's gargantuan anus to the demon overseeing his eternal damnation.
"Yeah yeah, sure, whatever" - Demon
>>
>>1537110
THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU HORNED FUCK! LET ME WRITE SHIT DOWN IF YOU AREN'T EVEN GONNA LISTEN!
>>
>>1537115
"Yeaaaahhhh...Put a sock in it you fag"
Then the demon shoved Oswell's stinky 5 year old socks into Gar's mouth.
Now let's leave hell and return to the Hunters.
>>
>>1537136
"Right. So...that could have gone a bit better"
>>
>>
>>1537172
"Oh they're here"
"Yeah. soooo...."
"We have bad news and good news"
>>
>>1537211
>"We have bad news and good news"
Can we get the bad news first?
>>
>>1537214
"Sure. Bad news is Mark's still alive"
>>
>>1537242
Oh. I think we were expecting that to happen, given the artifacts. What's the good news?
>>
>>1537242
damnit
>>
>>1537256
"He no longer have access to said artifact"
"We took his talisman"
"Now he won't be able to use it to power up anymore"
>>
>>1537270
awesome, does that mean we should use it? or is filled with unholy powers
>>
>>1537270
Sweet! Can we do anything with it?
>>
>>1537270
"HEY MAYBE STICK THAT COOL LOOKING HELMET HORACE HAS FOR SAFE KEEPING"
I shout through the fires of Hell.
>>
>>1537280
>>1537283
"There's only one thing you can do with a vampire artifact"
[crush]
>>
>>1537297
Oh come now gentlemen
>>
>>1537306
BOBBY NO DON'T REVEAL YOURSELF
>>
>>
>>1537297
Darn it dad.
>>
>>1537306
"Forget it Bob. We gotta prepare for the next time they attack."
>>1537327
"Shut up bitchface"
>>
>>1537345
The Bobby. The Bobby.
Tge Bobby and the mage,mage,mage,mage,mage,mage,mage
>>
>>1537359
"Yeah"
"Every hunter does"
"He's actually supplying us on our quest to defeat the vampire lord in the neighboring realm"
>>
>>1537408
That explains where you folks and the Hunter Merchant are whenever we don't see you around.
Have you also heard about the gift shop in this castle?Neat shrouded-in-mystery art.
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>>1537426
"Of course"
"Got this on the way up here"
"It says "don't touch my butt" when you squeeze it"
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>>1537297
so cool
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>>1537435
dad yo so cool
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>>1537456
"Right, now you're safe."
"We gotta return to the neighboring realm to fight off the vampires terrorizing that country"
"And murder the vampire lord there, we'll leave the one in this realm to you"
"Without the talisman, you should be able to defeat Mark now"
"See you son"
"Indeed, goodbye, son"
"Come home safely, bitchface. Your mom would kill me if you didn't"
Meanwhile, Mark, i dunno, gives Bob Gar's old armor body or something, dunno.
TO BE CONTINUED
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>>1537472
Good fight
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>>1537516
Toouuuch
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>>1537522
AXEMAN NO
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>>1537522
cease your touching
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>>1537539
Make it into Joseph's familiar. Head home.
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>>1537547
"Buying? From vampires?"
"Nice joke"
"We staked the shopkeep and stole his merchandise"
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>>1537560
>Murdered shopkeep trying to make an honest living and stole his shit
Did he even try to attack you guys?
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>>1537576
"Please don't kill me hunters, I'm just a shopkeep trying to make an honest living who just happens to be a vampire" is very threatening words
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>>1537548
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>>1537586
Not that I'm not trying to punish the hunters or nothing, but what are the chances I reincarnate or possess something on their way to the castle?I bet it's gonna be the fucking plushie
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>>1537604
Oh hey. Thanks for the idea. I was moving towards things like "new character" or something but the plushie is much better.
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>>1537614
What were the original class options anyways?
And does the plushie have a true form like the real Bob?
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>>1537621
>What were the original class options anyways?
>>1537621
>And does the plushie have a true form like the real Bob?
Course not.
It's a plushie.
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>>1537628
Totally-Not-a-Belmont sure does look comfy.
And whips sure do look cool.
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>>1537640
Yes.
But since nobody picked him the first time, nobody will. No new characters from now oooooon
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>>1537656
GAR NEED A BODY AND IT NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO HIT SHIT
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>>1537656
Gimme muh skeleton
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>>1537662
Gar sucks vampire dicks so now he burns in hell.
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>>1537674
Too bad. Shoulda been in the first thread to pick him.
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>>1537676
Why is the Vampire Puncher blue now?
It looks cool.
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>>1537694
Secret alt colors that's an incredibly subtle vidya reference
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>>1537700
Well whatever vidya it's a reference too, it sure must look neat.
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>>1537682
C'mon. He even has a sweet hat
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>>1537712
It has one of the best ending credits song ever.
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>>1537727
shush you
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>>1537739
He looks like a less raped version of Tex.
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>>1537745
ssssshhhhh
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>>1537748
Know what'll keep me quiet? A skeleton.
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>>1537676
Brah! zombie puncher sounds/looks awesome!
And great work op! Had a great time look foward to more! o3o
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>>1537793
I'd really like to mwet him.
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>>1537807
Would you like to meat him?
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>>1537865
Eeeey
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I guess I'm always side character in these quests.
thanks for bread OP. Dunno if creating new character will matter at this point, I'll wait for new bread
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>>1539707
>What'd you think of your fate, Gar?
deathflag is hard to dodge even if you succumb to evil powers
don't succumb to evil powers, kids - that's morale of the story
>What do you mean by this?
never survive till end
not that big of track record tho, but still
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>>1537793
you know I would think vampire puncher would have a bowler hat, know what I mean? Like an Irish fisticuffs kind of guy.
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>>1539723
Moral. The word is moral.
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