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Awoken God Quest 2: OP fucked up Edition

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You are Oxorre, The Endless Vortex. The God of Consuming Fires and Ashes, Harbinger of the Storms of Dust and The many-mouthed hand of Death. Master of Reincarnation and Miracles.

Last time you successfully defeated Pyfther and freed your humans. You also learned how to better intimidate your enemies. After you victory the humans started celebrating. In your grand wisdom you decided to join them. After waking in a bed with two human females you took your leave and entered The Realm of The Forge for a little rest and relaxation. Then you had five gods arrive at your realms, only to be interrupted by the voice of Pyfther in your head.

You can find the old thread here >>1530794

>Current # of worshipers: 1 000 100
>Hans # of worshipers: 50 000

You suddenly realize why the other god feels so similar. It must be Pyfther

"Pyfther, I guess you didn't dissapear completly huh?"

"..."

He seems to be thinking

"Pyfther... that sounds right, like an old friend"

"Do you happen to recognize any of our... guests?"

"..."

Great more hesitation

"I don't remember much. One seems familiary to me, I don't think we got along. Another is very, very old. Almost as the universe I would bet. I'm afraid I don't recognize any other"

...

You don't get much more time with Pyfther alone when the door of your room is quickly opened. You can see a god rush in, his form seems to be that of an empty suit of armour. The armour glows with a golden arua and he has metal wings growing out of his back. Behind him you can see the other gods following behind him.

"Five gods show up asking to see you and you send your skeleton here to stall for you? What is the meaning of this?

>A)"Calm down I was dealing with something"
>B)"You shouldn't have come barging in
>C)Introduce yourself
>D)Say nothing
>E)Other: Write-In
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>>1530987
C + E Do no take it as an insult, I was simply astonished by the visit. As you must surely understand, it comes as quite a surprise. Please allow me to invite you all for a meal.
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Say i just thought of something, how likely is it that we're just the aspect of another god/being?
Also, were we killed in battle? I'm sure we'll meet him/her down the line...And crush him.
Also, I'm assuming the chicks we banged while drunk will bear our demigods...And we will end up have to fight at least one.
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>>1531002
>Writing

>>1531024
Pyfther said you were different than any other god he's met

Possibly

It's certainly a possibility
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I just realized, if we absorb other gods and they keep some semblance of a conscience within us like Pfyther, we can become a Many Angled One and force the universe to worship us because we are all the gods they've ever worshipped
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Hey guys, I'm back!
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>>1531062
Welcome, mate! This will be more fun
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>>1531045
Realizing useful things like creating other gods by telling our worshippers they exist is my job punk!

(Just kidding, feel free to announce cool stuff like that...)
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Oh wait, I have a feeling I know what god OP brewed up...

it's the inspired by homo god, right? [\spoiler]
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>>1531073
The homo god...Will probably one of our sons.
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>>1531082
Dear god no! Anything but that!
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>>1531089
Hey, better it be one of our sons that some god we absorb and have as one of the consciences inside us.
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>>1531099
True, but do you wanna live through the generations and have the youngest of them all laugh because you created the god of sparkly homoness? I vote we put him out of his misery in a way without making people point fingers at us, unless he turns out useful...
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>>1531002
>>1531045
"Hello I am Oxorre The Endless Vort-"

"Yes we are quite aware of who you are, if we were not why would we be here? But I suppose we shouldintroduce ourselves. I am Lurmir. The god of knowledge, logic, and magic. Pleased to make your acquaintance"

Lurmirs form is that of a giant eye which is surrounded by a seemingly infinite amount of arms, each holding a book or a scroll

"That's the old one I was talking about"

"Hmph very well. I am Enus. The god of order, honour, and justice. I have to thank you for taking out Pyfther. He has had a negative influence on my worshippers and the universe as a whole. However you shoukdn't be so quick to interact with the mortals that much"

"I don't like him very much

You hear from inside your head

"Yes ,yes, very good chaps. I am Onir. The god of the hunt, the race, and competition. That was a very intresting duel you had. The suspense, the drama, two gods facing each other. What a tale to tell!"

Onir takes the form of a large slender being. He has no eyes or mouth and is wearing a the furs of various different animals. Jutting out of his head are a varity of different horns.

"I am Oona. The godess of choas, smoke, and the night."

Oona takes the form a a feminine figure of smoke that violently shifts into different forms every so often

"Hmphh leaving me for last? I guess I am the best. I am Ura. The prankster goddess of commerce, fortune,envy, and fagotry!"

"Huh what was the last one she said?"

"Haha gotcha you should have seen the look on your face.

Ura takes the form of a human girl lying on a cloud, with stacks of gold coins surrounding her.

"Do not take the delay as an insult, I was simply astonished by the visit. As you must surely understand, it comes as quite a surprise. Please allow me to invite you all for a meal.

You motion for them to follow you, leading them into a dining room that has been quickly assembled by your skeletons, which then bring out a full course meal for the gods to enjoy. You all take a seat around the table.

>A)"Why did you guys come to visit me?
>B)Eat maybe they'll tell you why they came here
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>>1531108
What they think is inconsequential. He will be useful, after all, he can be the patron of the arts/the outcast like gays usually are)/self-empowerment/etc

>>1531114
We will make Oona our concubine, Onir our rival/patron of strength and one day absorb the eyed cunt.

Ura...I suppose can take a dicking too.

B while staring at Oona.
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>>1531136
>Introduce first female characters
>Already talking about fucking them.

Never change qst
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Oh even though we will impregnate all the goddesses we can (starting with these 2) we should try to figure how these 5 are related and learn as much as we can about everything we can and maybe challenge Onir for a sparring match + ask Lurmis if he knows about our past life. Also, powerlevels, if they apply.
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>>1531148
Hey, you think we do this for pleasure? We're on a galaxy conquering crusade. We need all the support (getting bitches addicted to us, love's a hell of a drug + impregnating them and spawning some loyal sons and things) we can get.
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>>1531136
>Writing

>>1531159
Renexizious?
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>>1531178
>Renexizious?

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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>>1531187
It's the character in European Dragon Quest who's taken that philosophy to heart
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>>1531114
Cannot wait to kill these guys.
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>>1531188
Ah, well this is my first participation. Before, I've only gone through a part of Dragon ball quest and only as a reader. Don't even know where it's at now
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we are effectively chaos made manifest, so I think if you would listen that the knowledge god is a prime ally, enus might be help but he is order use the same coin different side argument.
and the other two ehh
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>>1531136
>>1531191
>>1531195
You decide to wait for them to speak up and eat some dinner, they did come to you after.

You also can't help but stare at Oona. The way the smoke curves and shifts just does something to you and makes you feel wierd

"Maybe she put a curse on us"

"I doubt that she's just met us"

"If I may intterupt this dinner I would like to talk about the reason for us being here"

"Yes that seems like a good Idea"

"There are two things. One we would like you to join our pantheon.."

"And two we would require your help in creating another universe"

You nearly spit out your beer

>A)"Another Universe!?"
>B)"Your pantheon?"
>C)Ask another question
>D) Other: Write-In
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>>1531195
We can jew the god of knowledge out of knowledge and string along the god of order with it until it's time to kill him.
Anyway, it seems we won't be able to kill one without killing the others, so might as well power rangers this bitch and be their teammate until we grow strong enough to take them on
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>>1531214
D Tell them we require more information and that you would welcome joining them *look Oona in the eyes* in more ways than one.
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>>1531221
I like you, I will de-god you last

>>1531214
what would this entail? you [knowledge god] the pros the cons and what I have to do to keep up with this pantheon thing
next what do you mean another universe, why, and how will it benefit me?
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>>1531229
methinks we have to go along (or pretend) with them otherwise they will steal our power to make the universe, anyway.Seems like a threat/your power will be ours type of deal.
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>>1531237
they wouldn't dare would they?
better not to ask but I think we should stick with the questions but add "the paranoid" to our title
look for any signs of deceit or other emotions trying t be kept hidden
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>>1531242
Mate, it's 5 of them, 1 of us and they have grand goals. Do you really think a mere "no" would stop them?
I think we should bring the bitches to our side. With our dick. Get them hooked on that love thing mortals keep yapping on about.
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>>1531227
>>1531229
>Writing a combo of these
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>>1531265
I will leave the...physical aspect of negotiations to you my friend. I will think on our arguments, and if the stratagist does not come back then we might have to share that role
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also arnt we effectively a maddening vortex of battle? we don't have genitalia or any other features
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>>1531280
We are the penetration, the jubilation, the god of miracles. I'm sure we conjure something up (ahaha)
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>>1531285
>Auto
I think you choise the wrong god mate, but as I said I will leave you to this addiction therapy
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>I am begging to think you are a slaneshi bastard
but surely I am wrong
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>>1531229
>>1531237
"I'm pretty sure you realize I'd need more information before I decide. What do you mean another universe? And what would be a responsibilities in your Pantheon"

"Well being in or pantheon is a sort of alliance. You would agree not to harm us or our followers directly. You would also have to send a small portion of the power you recive from your worshippers into a pool that can be used by all members of the pantheon.With the amount you can use being tied to the amount you bring in"

"Well I'm certainly welcome to joining you guys..

You look Oona in the eyes.

"In more ways the one."

"W-why are you looking at me!? W-whats that supposed to mean" she says while blushing

You can hear Ura chuckling in the background

Lurmir then brings out a a crude drawing. It almost looks like it was drawn by a quest manager on a shitty laptop.

"It's not really a universe per say more like a giant plane, similar to the one we are in now. It will be an extention of all our planes and our planes will be the only way in or out. You will take part in the creation. We will make it similar to the current universe. In this new plane we will all have equal power. But the power we have in the new realm will be independent of our power in the current universe. You'll also be able to enter and leave when you wish."

>A)Ask more questions
>B)Agree
>C)Decline
>D)Hit on Oona more
>E)Try and work your way out of joning the pantheon
>F)Other: Write-In
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>>1531328
Forgot the drawing
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so this plane is a alliance plane where we and only we are supreame, rather than this one where its a freefor all?
and I have another slight issue, you are a god of order while I am..less so, will this be a problem
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>>1531337
>>1531328

F I will ponder on your very appealing proposition and offer my answer in 3 days time. However, I shall require a small token of good faith...Lady Oona I wish for your company in during this time.
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F. Decline, but reincarnate Pyfther to act as a stand-in for us.
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OP please fade to black if this stops to the obvious conclusion

other than that I agree on the token of faith. you assist my followers in some way that I can not, knowledge upon agree cultecher or some other stuff

wait until they agree and what they answer will be our answer
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>>1531362
*cough* we can do that after the decision time is over*cough*

>>1531366
What's your problem with having a loving goddess on our side?
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Hey guys. Sorry something came up so I'll have to leave. I'll be back in about two hours. Feel free to discuss your options. We'll have the vote when I get back
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>>1531362
Can we do this?
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>>1531379
k we will be waiting
>>1531376
my problem is I find the thought of having someone write out and then read smut to be.... dislikeable and mildly insulting to the writer. other than that I see no problem with having an ally who is..dependant upon us if they are useful
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>>1531114
>Oona takes the form a a feminine figure of smoke that violently shifts into different forms every so often
>>1531366
>>1531392
So you don't want to bone a cloud of smoke in the shape of a woman?
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Guys can we agree on token of faith=Oona staying with us for the 3 days (seduction AND jewing secrets out of her) + reincarnating p. (if we have the power) to be our stand-in (though im sure the god of order will object to this)?

Also, if we're gonna conquer the universe/grow powerful and challenge other gods, it's wise to have a support team and a loving Oona begging them to help us even when we do something that otherwise would put them against us.


>>1531392
Listen, im not here for smut or horniness or graphic stuff. I think getting her to love us would be great for us, influence the group towards being like a family or whatever and getting her pregnant later would offer us the chance of having more gods/deitys on our side without expending our own power to make/revive/whatever them.
I can assure you it's not about lolIwanttoreadpornandderailthis
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>>1531397
not realy no, I just want to skip the description and head right onto the befinfits of such a meeting

if any of you say comfort or love or companionship as perks I will bitch slap you through the computer
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>>1531401
I agree upon the token
and thank you for allying my fears of your goal of this quest
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>>1531376
>What's your problem with having a loving goddess on our side?

I'm not really into the Casanova trope. It tends to distract from the storyline. Once or twice in a quest is fine, but actively looking for a fling every other thread quickly becomes exhausting.
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>>1531407
>Once or twice in a quest is fine, but actively looking for a fling every other thread quickly becomes exhausting.

...This is my first quest, though.

>>1531404
The goal still is universal conquest and we're not getting there alone.
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>>1531412
understood, and if worst comes to worst we isolate them and absorb them. then we will BE the pantheon
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>>1531401
I can agree to this. I haven't been following much of the last thread, but this sounds like one of the most practical types of relationships.

>>1531401
>I think getting her to love us would be great for us, influence the group towards being like a family or whatever and getting her pregnant later would offer us the chance of having more gods/deitys on our side without expending our own power to make/revive/whatever them.
>>1531412
>The goal still is universal conquest and we're not getting there alone.
>>1531402
>if any of you say comfort or love or companionship as perks I will bitch slap you through the computer
Comfort, love, and companionship are perks.
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I'd rather not spend our time attempting to seduce a weaker goddess when we could instead work towards improving our own domain,
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>>1531417
Exactly. Worst comes to worst, we Namekian fuse with our children/willing wife/other power rangers.
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>>1531421
okay get out of your chair digital bitch smack coming in five
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>>1531430
>improve your own domain with the little power you have
>keep being a lonely faggot because muh pride
>A stronger god/Demiurge/Many Angled One/whatever comes along and destroys you

But hey, at least your realm looked pretty.
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>>1531431
We already have Pyfther dicking around in our head. We don't need another four gods in there.
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>>1531430
what wins a decent powered god or many weaker powered gods?
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>>1531448

You have no idea what we need. You don't know what we will face. Stop being such a close minded dolt, you're a god not a human.
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>>1531448
it worked for the emporer of mankind, you know the guy who was litteraly perfect in every way, and led a race into space. had a hundred voices in his head and their powers?
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>>1531454
>You have no idea what we need. You don't know what we will face. Stop being such a close minded dolt, you're a god not a human.
>you're a god not a human.
But isn't the god being played by humans?
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>>1531463
Which means, already many voices in his head, so...My point stands even taller.
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>>1531456
>it worked for the emporer of mankind, you know the guy who was litteraly perfect in every way, and led a race into space. had a hundred voices in his head and their powers?
> you know the guy who was litteraly perfect in every way,
If by perfect you mean an arrogant, terrible father, then yes.

>>1531448
>>1531467
>>1531454
So you're advocating for getting more voices in his head?
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aam I the only person doing two quests at once?
in this I am a god
in another I am a cold blooded phyco path who willingly kills any one I deem a threat
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>Only wanting to bang the goddesses
Step your shit up, straightfag.
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>>1531475
its hard being perfect, and arrogance is not a bad thing AND there were 4 other farthers who stole his children sooooo yeah that's not very valid
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>>1531478
Multiple quests, anon. Step up your game.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1531484
didn't I give you a digital bitch smack? gods dammit heres another

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
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>>1531483
>its hard being perfect, and arrogance is not a bad thing
You're projecting a little hard there, bro.
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>>1531479
Oh fuck off, we're not the god of faggotry.

>>1531475
If he needs the power, sure. For all our joint intellect we're pretty powerless. Plus, he can tune them out and just listen to us.


>>1531484
Anything interesting you'd recommend?
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>>1531491
I'm perfect? cool
its only arragence when your wrong so I'm not arrogent
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>>1531493
>Oh fuck off, we're not the god of faggotry.
C O U L D H A V E F O O L E D M E
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>>1531503
Oh, right. Forgot you can see yourself in the computer monitor.
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>>1531490
>Rolled 5 (1d20)
>didn't I give you a digital bitch smack? gods dammit heres another
WEAK.

>>1531456
>>1531483
>>1531491
Clearly this is Fulgrim as a voice in Oxorre's head.

>>1531493
>Oh fuck off, we're not the god of faggotry.
>>1531503
>C O U L D H A V E F O O L E D M E
>>1531114
>"Hmphh leaving me for last? I guess I am the best. I am Ura. The prankster goddess of commerce, fortune,envy, and fagotry!"
Unless we're stealing Ura's thunder, we haven't concentrated enough faggotry for such a feat.
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>>1531503
don't take much does it?
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>>1531507
Bro, I'm totally up for being the god of faggotry. This is 4chan after all. I'm just worried about all the insecure little normies that scream at everyone who doesn't share their views.
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>>1531515
why fulgrim? hes slaneshi can we have argon? or logar please not that slanneshi whore
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Ok, so far you guys planned on hitting on a chaotic smoke girl and maybe OP's faggot god. I need a brief explanation and how it can benefit us. Sorry I did not contribute earlier since I was kinda busy...
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>>1531522
>Only wanting to bang the gods
Step your shit up, gayfag.
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>>1531525
Slaanesh is pleasure.
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>>1531522
Look, dude, the god of faggotry already exists. He was introduced already and there's no point in killing him (yet), especially not just for the title. Plus doing homo shit just for the sake of it is meaningless.

>>1531527
Read up, if you don't mind. i explained a bit
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>>1531530
but but but..no blood for the blood god? no skulls for the skull throne? its just a whimpy sack of shit who does not get pleasure JUST from the bloodshed and murder and arson of a battle feiald, plus shes a bitch

[also nice to have you with us]
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>>1531527
>>1531401
Trevas suggested we do it as an effectively godly political marriage where we're stringing it along as "true love" or something along those lines.

>>1531449
>what wins a decent powered god or many weaker powered gods?
Whoever has the most god armor at the moment.

>>1531534
>Look, dude, the god of faggotry already exists. He was introduced already and there's no point in killing him (yet), especially not just for the title. Plus doing homo shit just for the sake of it is meaningless.
To be honest, at the rate we're going we'll passively usurp her throne by the end of this thread.
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>>1531534
>Plus doing homo shit just for the sake of it is meaningless.
You know all that shit you planned to do with Oona? What's stopping us from doing it with other gods? Literally nothing besides your own homophobia.
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The obviouse course of action would be to seduce all the gods and make the pantheon our bitch.
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>>1531565
How about no, their combined might could end us swiftly...
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>>1531558
not homophobia if you are not afraid, it is just dislike
>>1531552
I think his explination is the best we could do. use it as a political marrige

>>1531565
again we are a swirling vortex of conflict, we can not...actualy that description describes the thread in a nutshell
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>>1531565
>The obviouse course of action would be to seduce all the gods and make the pantheon our bitch.
No, the obvious course of action would be to seduce everyone and make the universe our bitch.
Step up your shit, godfag.
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>You are Oxorre, The Endless Vortex. The God of Consuming Fires and Ashes, Harbinger of the Storms of Dust and The many-mouthed hand of Death. Master of Reincarnation, Miracles, and questioning one's own Sexuality.
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>>1531584
>Only wanting to bang everyone
Step up your shit, universefag.
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will you lot just keep calling each other something-fag until op comes back?
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>>1531590
I'm not sure what the next step in this pattern is.
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>>1531596
It's a lot more entertaining than reading your "it's only arrogance when your wrong, so I'm not arrogant" posts.
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>>1531585
>and questioning one's own Sexuality.
It's not gay if it's a god.

>>1531604
>I'm not sure what the next step in this pattern is.
>Not realizing the next step in this pattern is the multiverse.
Step up your ship, reasonfag.
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>>1531604
I think its existing fag, but I am unsure
>>1531611
I'm not arguing, I do find it amusing I just wonder why you do it
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>>1531558
It's not homophobia, it's dislike. Phobia implies fear. Anyway, you can't have children with a faggot.

>>1531596
We are a miracle. In the same way a kid with Down's is a miracle.

>>1531570
>political marrige
Bingo
"Hey man I know you're the god of Order and you'd smite me for less than what i just did, but we're compadres, man, let it go, bro cmon."
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>>1531596
>Not participating in this faggotry
Step your shit up, prudefag.
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Silence thy tongue, bored fags
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>>1531621
>not shutting up
step down your shit talkfag

[I'm not sure if I did that right]
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>>1531619
>Anyway, you can't have children with a faggot.
We are literally a god who can bend reality and you think we can't have children with other gods whose manifestations identify as male?
Step your shit up, sexualreproductionfag.
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>>1531634
>Butchering the formula
Step your shit up, therewasanattemptfag.
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>>1531640
Take your sjw transqueerwhateveryoucallit and go fuck yourself with it. Stop trying to derail every single game with dumb faggotry just because you have the opportunity.
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>>1531646
>following the stale formula
step up your shit, conformistfag


[I am disgusted I'm doing this]
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>>1531634
>Not being able to handle arguments on the internet
Step your shit up, hugboxfag.
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>>1531657
>using a term I don't recognise
use names I understand, confusing fag
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>>1531656
Lowkey proud of you right now.
>Conforming to the system while calling out conformists
Step your shit up, secondgenerationhipsterfag.
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>>1531653
>Stop trying to derail every single game with dumb faggotry just because you have the opportunity.
>...This is my first quest, though.
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>>1531664
>being ostricised if I don't
step up your shit, notunderstanding fag

[I'm actualy enjoying this now, but don't be proud of me its like being proud of an hipocryt]
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>>1531673
>Not knowing how to use spoilers
Step up your shit, failedcensorshipfag.
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>>1531682
>pointing out a flaw in my writing without telling me how to use it

step up your shit, nothelpingmefag

[I need sleep so don't fuck things up to bad while I'm gone, or push this over the bump]
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>>1531629
>Silence thy tongue, bored fags
>Not spitting venom from thy tongue.
Step thy shiten up, middleenglishfag.
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lol fags talking all faggy n shit looooooooool
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>>1531694
>not using stepeth thy excrement up, prifixfag
useth thy mind before thy tounge, failed faggot
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night arse hole-fags

[I enjoyed this far to much]
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>>1531704
>Not thinking I was using this for a more direct translation.
Fuck, I think I shitposted too hard now. Suddenly I've hit a wall in my shitposts.

>>1531656
>>1531718
>>1531657
'Cya. I'm secretly proud of you too, faggot.
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>>1531694
Wow, that took an unexpected turn

What had the chat logs become?
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>>1531800
A nigger haven, ah reckon'.
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A giant meme.
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Guys, London got hit again. Just sayin'.
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>I leave for two hours
>Cat scratches dogs eye
>Everyone's calling each other fags
>Another attack in london
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>>1531854
>>1531863
Did we shitpost too hard?
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>>1531863
Sh... go back to bed...
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>>1531863

That's when we need your fantasy the most, my friend.

>>1531873
We broke reality a bit, it seems.
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Anyways time to vote.
>A)Ask more questions
>B)Agree
>C)Decline
>D)Hit on Oona more
>E)Try and work your way out of joining the pantheon
>F)Take time to ponder. Take Oona as a token of good faith
>G)Other: Write-In
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>>1531884
F
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>>1531884
>B)Agree
And voting against F
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>>1531926
Voting F and against B, then.
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>>1531895
>>1531926
I'll wait 5 extra minutes for a tie breaker.

If there isn't one I'll roll
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>>1531932
Voting to kill Oona because waifufag and namefag cancer needs to leave.
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>>1531884
>F)Take time to ponder.
Point-out we would seem like the bad guy in this pantheon, so we wold like to think it over
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>>1531947
Sure I'm fine with that.
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>>1531328
>>1531884
>>F)Take time to ponder. Take Oona as a token of good faith
>>1531884
>>A)Ask more questions
So if we decline?
>>1531947
3rd.

>>1531943
>>1531552
>>1531619
We're doing it as a political marriage so we don't get ganged up on, not to waifu her.
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>>1531954
>We're doing it as a political marriage so we don't get ganged up on, not to waifu her.

Exactly, but these anime watching faggots are so rooted in their dumb wafufagging ways they can't understand that.
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>>1531954
Should I take this as a vote for taking Oona as a token of good faith. Because you link the option for just pondering?
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>>1531954
>>1531966
So taking Oona as a token of good faith would be like a political marriage, right? If so, yes.
>>1531947
>Point-out we would seem like the bad guy in this pantheon, so we wold like to think it over
Specifically I wanted to ask them that question.
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>>1531974
I assumed you were taking her to ensure non of the gods would try and attack you or something. You'd have to ask her if she wants to marry you
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>>1531979
Yeah, that works. We're not just kidnapping her or forcing her to join us as a part of the deal, are we?
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>>1531979
>>1531982


If I may (since I gave the idea), he keep her for the 3 days while we ponder and try to get her to tell us things about them and the plan and to ensure we dont get attacked. Marriage comes later (if it even comes)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1531982
No you're not kidnapping her. Sorry I should have made that clear.

Rolling for F
1.Take Oona
2. Don't
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>>1531996

1 BUT OF COURSE AS GOOD WILL NOT KIDNAPPING
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>>1531979
>>1531988
>>1531996
>>>F)Take time to ponder. Take Oona as a token of good faith
So a political hostage? Alright. I'll stick with the token of good faith, then. Don't actually call her a hostage though, more like an advisor.
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>>1531884
>F. Decline, but reincarnate Pyfther to act as a stand-in for us.
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>>1532010
We're doing in under the cover of being smitten and falling in love with her at first sight, but we're really powerplaying.
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>>1531960
>anime watching faggots
Anime, while it can be retarded, is actually the least shit form of mass produced entertainment around. I miss the older times when things weren't so fucked.
>>1531996
2
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>>1532019
I guess this would be G, now. But anyways, screw Oona in the figurative sense.
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>>1531895
>>1531926
>>1531947
>>1531954
"I'm sorry to say but I'll have to take some time to think over this. I will have my answer for you in three days.

"Very well chap we'll be seeing you" Says Onir

"Huh seems like a big decision. It was probably a good idea to think"

They begin to take their leave and you are left alone.

There are a few things you could do.

>A)Watch the humans in thier struggle(POV shift to Hans)
>B)Maybe you should ressurect Pyfther
>C)Talk to one of the gods(Specify)
>D)Try and improve your abilities
>E)Ask Pyfther what he thinks
>F)Other: Write-In
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>>1532043
C Oona

But since the fags itt don't know how to talk to women

B
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>>1532043
>D)Try and improve your abilities
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>>1532051
>>1532060
Again I'll wait another 5 minutes for a tie breaker. If not then I'll roll
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>>1532110
Just roll, we won't agree. They're from /r9k/.and REEEEEE at the mention of anything related to chicks.
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>>1532051
>C Oona
>But since the fags itt don't know how to talk to women
About what?
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>>1532126
Doesn't matter now. With your moronic way of looknig at things through anime lens and thinking everything is waifufagging you lost the opportunity of having her alone with you for 3 days and seduce everything out of her: who they truly are, what their plan truly is about, how strong they all are, etc.
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>>1532120
Actually, I'm not even planning on joining r9k. I just watch it to gain experience.
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>>1532132
>>1532126

Not to mention the protection, since they wouldn't attack you if you had one of their own with you or if someone/something else attacked you, you'd have another god to help out.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1532051
>>1532060
1.B
2.D

The writing
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>>1532132
Wow! I have much to learn...
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>>1532132
Wew lad. I was voting in favor of you and now you're lashing out.
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>>1532043
>>1532144
>>E)Ask Pyfther what he thinks
Is this to ask him on what his thoughts on the matter are, or for the resurrection?
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>>1532147

You're right. I just hate seeing a good opportunity going to waste because of thundercunts. It's like when you're talking to a chick, getting all the signs and touches and your moronic classmate comes in and fucks everything up.
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>>1532154
Both. I'll incorporate this into the next post
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>>1532163
Did I have anything to do with this. I was just confused as to what the plan was...
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>>1531884
>>1532173
No, you didn't vote at the time.
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>>1532173
My plan was to keep her as a non-oficial hostage while deciding + get all the info that we possibly could about them and whatever else we could get our hands on + sowing the seeds for a political marriage down the line, which would give us power, protection and the chance to have a godly progeny.
These fags thought it was wafufagging because, since their lives are tainted by chink toons, that's all they know and fucked it up, leaving us alone and vulnerable right after a fight with another god.
Basically.
Oh and they don't see that a group that wants to form an universe and wants our power will have it, by force if necessary, so while we decide and don't have their chick on our side...They can just come in the night and wreck our shit and steal our power.
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>>1532051
>>1532060
>>1532126
>>1532135
"Pyfther what is your take on the current situation?"

"You mean the universe thing? Well I would enjoy creating a universe, but I'm not so keen on the pantheon. I don't like having to give away a portion of our power income to them. Taxation is theft after all."

"Right how would you like to be ressurected?

"Ressurected? I wasn't aware I was dead"

"Well I guess I could let you out of my head"

"Yes I think I would like that"

>Roll me a 1d100 for how well it goes
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1532203
>"Ressurected? I wasn't aware I was dead"
>"Well I guess I could let you out of my head"
>"Yes I think I would like that"
Kek.
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>>1532203

on with it.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1532221
>>1532203
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1532203
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>1532203
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>>1532216
>>1532232
>>1532239
>Writing
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>>1532242
use this roll plheas
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>>1532270
Sorry anon rolls are best of three
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>>1532120
What is /r9k/ even like? My problem is that I've actually been through waifu shitstorms in quests on /tg/.
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>>1532279
It's a hugbox where the worst of losers go to hate women with other worthless loser and feel good about themselves in their moronic hatred. can't get laid? Women's fault. Women don't want them because they have nothing going for them? FUCKINGCUNTSTHEYSHOULDLOVEME Nobody wants me? BUT I'M ENTITLED TO LOVE, etc.
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>>1532279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH831BV450E

>>1532216
>>1532232
>>1532239
You begin forming the new "body" for Pyfther to occupy. It shall be a blank slate, much like you where when you first awoke.
After much time and struggle you've finally made a body for Pyfther howeverit feels incomplete. You take Pyufther out of your head and place him inside the body.

The body violently shakes and begins to break apart. That is until it's reformed.

The form Pyfther is taking is one of a floating skull which is one fire. He doesn't feel like a full god but he is god-like. Something like an Angel or a Demon.

"Ahh this is much better. I can't hear all the voices anymore. Do you hear them? They like to call eachother fags"

"No I haven't"

"Right

"So what will you do now?

"I think I might stay here and help you. If that is ok with you"

>A)"Yes of course"
>B)"No you should make your own path"
>C)Other: Write-In
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>>1532316
>A)"Yes of course"
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>>1532316
C Ask him if he knows what powers he has/what can he do in this form
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>>1532279
I've been there a few times...

Lemme tell you a few tales...
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>>1532299
In extreme cases yes they are like that, but some of them actually suffer from uncontrollable things. I heard the story of a man who was reunited with his blind childhood friend, only to find that after she felt his head that she thinks he looks weird and that she also has a boyfriend who literally is named chad...
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Now, I can't link you to the actual thread, but the way he responded to a few of my posts made me see that although he is sad, he is at least happy that the girl he came to like is happy...
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>>1532323
>>1532327
Combine the 2. I need to contribute more, sorry...
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>>1532378
How pathetic do you have to be to bet all your love life on a blind chick you haven't seen in years? Goddamn. I simply cannot feel sorry for such pathetic creatures.
>>1532383
It doesn't matter what he feels, she's not a part of his life.
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>>1532323
>>1532327
Combining

>Writing
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>>1532385
Meh, feel free to feel the way you do. I feel the way I feel.
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>>1532394
You do know that's the kind of guy who will try to -awkwardly but annoyingly- steal your woman because he feels entitled to her attention just because they were classmates/met years ago, right? It's a cancer.
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>>1532323
>>1532327
>>1532394
"Do you know about the powers you have right now?"

"Not really. I know I'm not as powerful as you but I can enter the mortal realm with out having to cripple myself. I can also take on a mortal form"

"Right well I will allow you to stay here and help out"

Pyfthers eyes light up.

"Really!? That's great, thank you so much I promise I'll do the best job I can"

...

"But what should I do?"

>Write In
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>>1532316
>Taking this long to break the fourth wall
Step up your shit, skullfag.

>C. Send him to the pantheon after three days.
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>>1532404

How about make him take human form and pretend to be human, looking over this planet? A sleeper cell ready to burn invaders.
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>>1532399
I specifically gave him a few options:

>Become like chad and steal her
OR
>Show goodwill

He chose to show goodwill so that she can acknowledge the fact that he cared rather than the first choice...

I know he could be lying, but eh... It's the internet. Heck, it's 4chan man...
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>>1532410
>>1532404
Sounds like a good idea.
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>>1532420
It's not goodwill. Goodwill would be not even coming into contact with her after so long. Now that he's had access to her, he's gonna plot in his own beta way how to steal her and be obssessed about her. Beware these "nice guy" types.
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>>1532437
Ok. Thanks for your wisdom. Now, here's a funny pic to calm the mood!
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>>1532410
>>1532428
>Writing
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>>1532459
Fine, I'll shut up about it. Just know: never make excuses for others nor let their excuses cloud your judgement.
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>>1532408
>>1532420
>>1532410
"You shall shift into your human and watch over AE-13 and be my vanguard. Wait further for my instructions"

"Very well I will do as you wish"

Now there are a few things you could do today. It took you a day to ressurect Pyfther so you only have two days until you have to make your decision.

What should you do?

>A)Watch the humans in thier struggle(POV shift to Hans)
>B)Talk to one of the gods(Specify)
>C)Try and improve your abilities
>D)You have your answer. Speak to the gods
>E)Speak to Hans
>F)Other: Write-In
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>>1532489
>C)Try and improve your abilities
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>>1532473
This is a fucking quest, not real life.
I fucking hate namefags.
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>>1532489

C
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>>1532501
I know I know, your kind likes to REEEEE the world out of the basement.
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>>1532501
>>1532514
Calm down...

We came here for fun, right?

>>1532497>>1532489
Improving our abilities seems smart. Maybe altering the landscape in the physical plane should be our priority...
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>>1532520
Right.

Anyway, would reality warping work against other gods?
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>>1532514
>your kind likes to REEEEE the world out of the basement.
I actually don't but then I again I'm to busy laughing the insanity of this world. Or are you saying that to someone who actually frequents 4chan from your perspective as a "normalfag".
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>>1532540
I assumed you were a /r9k/, but you seem to be closer to a human, so I should stop bitching at you.
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>>1532531
Do you even "home advantage" faggot?
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>>1532497
>>1532502
>>1532520
Which ability would you like to gain/ improve?

>Fire enhancement: The all-consuming flame now burns hotter and brighter. Doing more damage and consuming quicker. +5 to all Fire based attacks
>Fire Shaping: You refine the all-consuming flame denser and denser. It can now be formed into different shapes
>Strength: You simply become much stronger. +5 to all physical attacks
>Speed: You become much faster: +5 all attempts to dodge
>Great Dust Storms. You can now summon great dust storms to cause havoc.
>Intimidating presence II. You are now much more intimidating. +10 to all intimidation
>Fire Refinement. You can now refine fire into a more streamline form. Something like lightning
>Reality Warping: Allows you to better interact with the world
>Sensing improvement: Improve your ability to sense others.
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>>1532565
>Reality warping!
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>>1532565
I'll also accept a write in if it seems reasonable
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>>1532565

Reality Warping
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>>1532565
>Reality Warping: Allows you to better interact with the world
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>>1532567
>>1532569
>>1532588
>Roll me a 1d100 for how well you do
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1532605

Rollin'
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>>1532610
YES
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>>1532610
>Writing
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We should make it so that most of the area where the war was fought stays a desert as a constant reminder to how they all struggled to get better...
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>>1532719
no thats waste of good ground we should make it into fertile land becuse after ash the grounds fertile like after a fire with the ash could sumbolise life struggles and how it grows back stronger after
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>>1532569
>>1532588
>>1532605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsK1_NS71XA&t=576s

You decide to try and increase your control over the very fabric of the universe. You begin to push and pull on reality until you are able to create holes in it. These can allow you to create wormholes in the universe for things to travel through it.

You then try and see if you can use the fabric to form things. You start with attempting to form a small Asteroid that will orbit around AE-13. This works without a hitch. Now it's time to push it too the limit.

You begin the formation of a small moon in orbit of AE-13. You pull in as much matter as you can and shape it into a ball. Pressing down on it further and further until it harderns and the core is on fire and it's filled with valuable minerals and metals.

You then begin to form an atmosphere around the planet. Oxygen, Nitrogen, Carbon Dioxide, Maybe a little Neon for fun.

Painting the planet with a grand desert you are finally finished. A figure in the sky for the deziens of AE-13 to know of your glory.

Reality Warping seems easy to you... you can't help but wonder if you've done it before.

...

I'm sorry guys I'm gonna have to end it here I'll be able to run again tomorrow.

You can find my twitter @HusqvarnaQM

I'll be around for a bit to answer questions, take feedback, and chat

I hope you guys had fun. I know I did
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>>1532749
thanks for running it was fun
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>>1532749
Thank you, had fun and will return tomorrow!

One question, where are you planning to take the story in the short and medium run?
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>>1532777
There are a few things I've been alluding too.

Finding out about your past. The beings on the edge of your comprehension I mentioned in the first thread. Some stuff with the gods you've met. Stuff with Hans.

Also can someone tell me how to archive threads?
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>>1532792
I have no idea to be honest...

I'll go look it up and post later, K?
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>>1532800
I'll try and do it no worries.

It;s probably best for the qm to archive stuff. Just so I get all the threads
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So far, nothing useful yet...

Gonna check worksafe requests. They're smart guys who help people...
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>>1532805
>>1532820

Why dont you just copy it to a word file or something?
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>>1532858
Sounds time consuming and you might get excess info like post numbers and such...

Could work though...
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>>1532820
>>1532858
Apparently someone already did it

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Awoken+God+Quest
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>>1532896
>>1532877
>>1532858

Lucky us, then
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>>1532896
I've heard of suptg... didn't know how it works... G'night guys...
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>>1532922
>>1532896

I was vote 3. How many do we need?
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>>1532941
What?
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>>1536444
You need to vote for the thread to get archived. Dunno how many votes but i was number 3.
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>>1536531
How do I vote? Also, hi Trevas clone!
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>>1537250
I'm the real deal, sugartits. Been waiting all day. On the page you have the number of voters and whatever
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>>1537339
No clearly I am Trevas and I would never be gay enough to call someone "sugartits".
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Hey guys. Sorry I won't be able to run today something came up. I'll try and run tomorrow
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>>1537487
no problem
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>>1537353
I'll trust this Trevas

>>1537339
And I'll roast this Trevas the way the Russians would want me to:
WITH FLIPPING FIRE

>>1537487
It's alright. As long as OP (you) don't bail on us, everything will be a-ok...
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>>1537573
A copy trusting a copy. Appropriate.
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>>1537594
There's only one way to settle this...

What was the first quest you've ever seen and what was remarkable about it...

>>1537339
Wait a minute, it's a shapeshifter! Here, let me direct you to /b/...
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I'll be running in about an hour and a half. For about 4 hours
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>>1541184
will be waiting.
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You are Oxorre, The Endless Vortex. The God of Consuming Fires and Ashes, Harbinger of the Storms of Dust and The many-mouthed hand of Death. Master of Reincarnation and Miracles.

Last time five gods approached you with a requested. They wanted you to join their pantheon and assist them in the creation of a new universe. Unsure of your answer you took 3 days to ponder over this discussion. The date is fast approaching and there is only one day left to decide. You also pushed yourself to the limit and tried your hand at reality warping. You had great success and even created a moon to watch over AE-13.

You look over to AE-13 and notice they are still having problems in the after math of the battle and the future of the colony

There are a few things you could do. Each one will probably eat up a day of your time.

>A)Watch the humans in their struggle(POV shift to Hans)
>B)Talk to one of the gods(Specify)
>C)Try and improve your abilities
>D)You have your answer. Speak to the gods
>E)Speak to Hans
>F)Attempt to understand the beings at the edge of your comprehension
>G)Other: Write-In

># of worshipers: 2 000 000
># of Hans worshipers: 30 000
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>>1541387
>C)Try and improve your abilities
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>>1541403
Which ability would you like to gain/ improve?

>Fire enhancement: The all-consuming flame now burns hotter and brighter. Doing more damage and consuming quicker. +5 to all Fire based attacks
>Fire Shaping: You refine the all-consuming flame denser and denser. It can now be formed into different shapes
>Strength: You simply become much stronger. +5 to all physical attacks
>Speed: You become much faster: +5 all attempts to dodge
>Great Dust Storms. You can now summon great dust storms to cause havoc.
>Intimidating presence II. You are now much more intimidating. +10 to all intimidation
>Fire Refinement. You can now refine fire into a more streamline form. Something like lightning
>Reality Warping II: Allows you to better interact with the world
>Sensing improvement: Improve your ability to sense others.
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>>1541387
>>C)Try and improve your abilities
>Sensing improvement: Improve your ability to sense others.

We didnt even notice these 5 wankers watching our battle. Who knows who else was watching.
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>>1541459
I thought we felt their presence?

>>1541447
If we wanna improve things more, then we better get
>Reality Warping II
As long as it provides them with water...
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>>1541459
So... we meet again... shapeshifter...

I'm ready to roast ye... just like the Russians would...
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Hey, Husq, how many tiers of abilities are there?
For example, Reality Warping is now rank I, what's the max?


>>1541467

Memory fails me, I guess. I thought we only vaguely sensed someone watching, not how many.
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>>1541459
>>1541467
You fekt thier presence but you weren't able to sense anything about them. Like where they were, what form they are taking, power, or if they are gods of order, chaos, smoke. Stuff like that
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>>1541480
Ah... ok. I guess I will support >>1541459 for >>1541447
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>>1541480
but did we feel how many they were?>>1541477
Give it a rest, we work better together not with pointless bickering.
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>>1541478
I don't have a set number yet. But eventually you'll be locked out of improving because you don't have enough power.

For example max Reality warping would stuff like being able to un-create reality

>>1541489
>You begin to form yourself onto the mortal plane beside where hans has rallied his forces. You can also feel the presence of other gods watching you and Pyfther, seemingly awaiting the results of the battle to come.

from the last thread

>Roll me a 1d100 for how well you improve your sensing capabilities
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>>1541489
Very well...

But we should definitely prioritize making sure our followers have access to some kind of water source...
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1541511
Forgot to roll

Pic is just to waste time on the captcha
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1541511
Ah, I didn't remember the >presence of other gods
>>1541515
Good point. We should make Hans look for a source of drinkable water, though i assumed they already had.
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>>1541523
>>1541519
Dang... Dice Gods don't favor us...

Well, the planet is currently a desert wasteland with very few "safe spaces" such as an oasis. Amirite OP?
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>>1541515
>>1541523
The north poles are actually rain-forests. The Sooferiaks had infrastructure set up to ship water from there to the bases.

>Firstly you decide to take in the landscape of the planet. Most of the planet is either covered in deserts or plains. The plains generally lie among the north and south hemispheres while a desert wraps around the equater. It seems there aren't very many mountains to cool down the air. The vast sweeping yellow plains are dotted with the occasional tree and water hole. Rain must not fall much in these plains and even less so in the deserts. You notice that the main source of water seems to be the poles. These two regions are much cooler than the rest of the planets. The poles are covered in lush and thick forests. You can see a facility in the north pole that seemingly collects the rain water. The rain water must then be shipped from here to the other outposts on the planet. You send this along to Hans who promptly starts organizing raiding parties.

From the last thread

Also Hans has bigger problems on his hands
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>>1541529
What kind of bigger problems? We just freed the cunts and had a massive party!
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>>1541537
You'd have to ask or do the pov switch to Hans
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>>1541519
>>1541523
>Writing
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>>1541519
>>1541523
>no text formatting anymore
You attempt to further you sensing abilities. You attempt to feel every blade of grass, every single living being, and every voice on AE-13. While trying to expand your horizons all that you are left with is a spliting headache...

>-5 to the next roll

...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-1xO-R_JpA
Today is the day. The day where you have to give your decision to the other gods. You're not quite sure if you have your answer or not but you have to give them one today. You doubt you would be able to convinnce them any longer.

You hear a knock on your door. It's one of your skeletons

"L-lord the gods are here"

[Oxorre] "Very well let them in"

The other gods walk through the open door with Lurmir leading them. You watch Oona a little longer than you should. You notice Ura looks rather bored and Enus looks rather annoyed. Onir seems tired and Lurmir is as emotionless as ever

[Lurmir] "So it's time. Have you finally arrived at your decision?"

>A)Ask more questions
>B)Agree
>C)Decline
>D)Hit on Oona more
>E)Try and work your way out of joning the pantheon
>F)Other: Write-In
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>>1541648
>F)Other: Write-In
As if I need to be there all the time as myself or if I can use an emissary
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>>1541661
At the Pantheon?
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>>1541661
*Ask
>>1541667
Wherever./Interactions (except with Oona). We need to run free and without an emissary that's not possible.
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>>1541661
[Oxorre]"Would I need to be there all the time or can I have someone in my place"

[Enus]"You don't need to be there all the time. The pantheon is more of a symbolic thing. You are free to come and go as you please however there may be times we'll call for a meeting. At which point you'll be expected to arrive and participate. As for the universe as we've stated before after creation you'll be able to leave and enter as you wish."

[Oona]"We don't want another in your place. You are the god joining the pantheon not some other being. We choose to ask you, we won't accept you sending someone else in your stead"

Oona looks extrememly annoyed now.

[Lurmir]"Now back to the bussiness at hand. Have you made your decision?"

>A)Ask more questions
>B)Agree
>C)Decline
>D)Hit on Oona more
>E)Try and work your way out of joning the pantheon
>F)Other: Write-In
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>>1541661
>>1541672
Supporting, but hit on Oona more just for teh keks
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>>1541757
>>1541747
Should we accept it while hitting on Oona just for the keks
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>>1541767
clearly
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>>1541767
>>1541773
How should Oxorre go about hitting on her?
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>>1541786
Lets make some off hand comment of being happy to join a pantheon of smoking hotties. Thats exactly how heavy handed we want to be right?
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>>1541786
Showing is multi angled penis? I kid I kid.
Look at her and state that her presence is a must in the feast you are preparing in your own real and that you'd invite your other newfound friends but you really want a low god count and 2 is the most...Promising number.
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>>1541767
>>1541773
>>1541799
Alright.

Roll me a 1d100 for how well she takes it
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1541816
Crit, possibly a crit fail
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1541816
may the dice gods have mercy on us all.
I pray for both my real and dice god's mercy
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1541816
>1d100
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>>1541828
>>1541825
Kek, I am in their favor!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1541816
If I anit too late
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>>1541835
Well shit.
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>>1541861
>>1541835


Husqy, baby, eat our conjoint dick.
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>>1541825
>>1541828
>>1541835
>>1541854
[Oxorre]"I agree to joining your pantheon and assisting in the creation of you universe"

Lurmir cracks a slight smile. The first amount of emotion you have seen from him before

[Lurmir]"Very well, after some preperation we will contact you to begin work on the universe"

[Oxorre]"Great I can't wait to start working with some of the smoking hotties in this pantheon"

In what seems to be an instant the smoke that makes up Oonas form shifts from pitch black into a bright shade of pink

[Oona]"W-whats that suppossed to mean you i-idiot"

You can hear all the other gods burst out in laughter, even Lurmir lets out a chuckle

Ura slaps Oona on the back

[Ura]"Come on lighten up it's a joke. You don't like him or anything do you?" Ura lets out in between laughs

[Oona]"N-no ofcourse not"

[Lurmir]"Right then I think we should take our leave. It's been nice seeing you Oxorre, as always"

[Oxorre]"Likewise"

They begin to leave however you whisper into Oonas ear

[Oxorre]" How about after we are done creating the universe you swing over here for some dinner as a celebration ofcourse"

She thinks this over

[Oona]"Alright but only because your skeletons make good food."

She rushes out.

And now you are left alone.

What should you do?

>A)Watch the humans in their struggle(POV shift to Hans)
>B)Talk to one of the gods(Specify)
>C)Try and improve your abilities
>D)Speak to Hans
>E)Attempt to understand the beings at the edge of your comprehension
>F)Attempt to spread our influence
>G)Try creating somethinh
>Other: Write-In
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>A)Watch the humans in their struggle(POV shift to Hans)
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>>1541925
Just like my Chinese cartoons.
>G)Try creating somethinh
How about some volcanoes to vent water vapor into the air?
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>>1541925
Please don't turn this into anime shit like tsundere or whatever

>F)Attempt to spread our influence
Tell the god of wisdom you feel fascinated by him and insist on having some lessons (you're working together, after all) about universes/whatever and demand Oora accompany you, since having another god to spitball after "class" is invaluable
>>
>>1541965
He's shit at writing. What you expect? Well written characters?
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>>1541973
He's better than you at writing, at least. Stop being a little bitch and enjoy the ride.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>1541931
>>1541936
>>1541965
Rolling

1.A)
2.G)
3.F)

>>1541984
I am shit at writing. This quest is my first attempt at any sort of creative writing. I'll try to flush characters out as you interact with them.
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>>1541984
Quit projecting.
You're literally bitching about the fact he's writing this like it's an animu (which is inevitable given where we are) and the author has outright admitted he's shit at writing. And yes I'm pretty certain I write characters better that since he seems to be at the level I was 6 years ago.
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>>1542008
It's "flesh characters out" and don't worry, I've seen a lot quests and you're far from the worst.
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>>1542019
First off:
You're an old piece of shit crying about younger guys trying their hand at something that doesn't' matter to actual life like some random written game;
Second, you're still in 4chan while being old.

Considering that, whatever you claim about being better/Op being shit at writing doesn't matter. You're old and you're a loser. You need to be ignored like the cancer that you are.

HUSQ, my friend, please go on and ignore that guy who is possibly a virgin.
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>>1542047
>Talking about virginity on 4chan like it matters
You literally don't belong on 4chan. You are worse than a faggot. You must be a Redditor to be this insufferable and be this egoistical.
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>>1542047
>>1542065
What the fuck are you two arguing about?
>>1542008
It sounds like you're arguing over a mutual understanding the QM acknowledged.
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>>1542047
>>1542065
Please stop provoking each other...

Besides, I kinda like laughing at anime tropes...
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>>1542047
Well if I'm going to do something I might as well try and be good at it. Criticism and feedback are great ways to learn
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>>1542082
If I may, I have an idea for potential enemies/random encounters...

OP only...
imagine a harem consisting only of 7 yanderes (the violent/obsessive girls) with godlike power... scary...
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>>1542065
I don't belong to sny of those virgin site, unlike you, faggot. I won't waste any more of my time on you, you're clearly a beta.

>>1542077
>What the fuck are you two arguing about?
We was just being a little bitch, crying about OP's writing prowess. Just ignore him, he's a frustrated beta male.

>>1542078
Anime is cancer. Don't let it fool you just because it talks to your beta side, my friend.

>>1542082
Mate, there's actual criticism and trhen there's faggotry (see the anon I.e.). Please avoid anime shit and read decent books, if you find your writing skills lacking. Anime is only for worthless faggots and writers are supposed to be better than that. look at Bukowski, some might say he was a drunk piece of shit, but he's better than anime-watching piece of shit and had life experience and philosophy these virgins won't ever even come close to.
>>
>>1542078
Hey I might call it "shit writing" but that doesn't mean it can't be entertaining. If you like it good for you.
>>
>>1541931
>>1541936
>>1541965
>>1541973
>>1542077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkb5ul0RgqQ
Realizing that AE-13 is lacking a signature feature of your realm, that being volcanoes. How else are your loyal worshipers going to enter your realm.

Making sure you aren't close to any settlements you digging your hands into the ground and begin to pull on the dirt. Loose at first you begin to mold it into a mound. From there you begin to make the mounds higher and higher. You begin drilling into the mound you've created until it extends into the very core of AE-13. Allowing the magma to fill up the mound you begin repeating the steps until there is a range of volcanoes, with some peaking above what little clouds exist on AE-13. This should allow the air to cool down while rolling down the volcanoes, when they aren't active that is.

Satisfied with your creation you head back to your forge.

Upon arriving something takes you by surprise. A lone figure stands in front of the forge. It takes you a moment to recognize him but it's Osreah

"Lord Oxorre I've made it through your realm. Hardly a challenge if I may be so blunt. Either way I'm ready for you to reforge me."

>
>A)"It wasn't a challenge?
>B)"You seem awfully proud of yourself
>C)"I can make it harder if you wish"
>D)Don't say anything just begin
>E)Other
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>>1542082
Well you have a good grasp of grammar and spelling so there's no problem on readability. I think you focus on characterization since (while they are silly) most of your characters are pretty flat, though I don't know if that's actually a choice of yours or that you haven't given much thought to them.
>>
>>1542117
>>E)Other
Reforge him on the condition he will have to make the real -however he perceives it- harder, be it just telling us or moving stones around or being the "final boss" before us,
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>>1542117
d)
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>>1542117
>A)"It wasn't a challenge?
What could we improve?
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>>1542106
>Anime is only for worthless fagots

>>1542125
I have plans for each one but there hasn't been any opportunity really for interaction. Anons haven't chosen the options that would lead to interactions with them aside from introductions and I don't want to railroad
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>>1542150
>Initial D
I love you (no homo)./
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>>1542174
Racers don't need girls
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>>1542150
Look, just because you like chink shit, doesn't mean you have to bring it here, ok? I see you're trying to improve yer writing skills, so don't use the boring old crutch of yapanese shite. You're the DM, you have all the power. Just pause thus quest and go read something worthwhile you lack the prose.
>>
>>1542195
Hey just gotta say, thats just like, your opinion man.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>1542126
>>1542137
>>1542142
Rolling
1. E)
2. D)
3.A)

>>1542195
Any books that you'd recommend?
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>>1542189
Well REDLINE would beg to differ there but then again it doesn't have EUROBEATS.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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>>1542201
Best opinion, as far as i'm concerned. Anime is trash and you'll never be more that a virgin loser if you don't get past it.

>>1542202
How old are you, my friend? Also, are you a virgin or can talk to women/keeep a conversation going ok?
>>
>>1542195
99% of everything is shit this includes western media and you.
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>>1542225
And here I thought you wholeheartedly said >>1541489

Oh well, as long as there are differences and opinions there can't be peace...

But then again, lack of change or constant peace will inevitably get boring. Thus causing the need for Oxorre in the first place...
>>
>>1542225
How old are you? If don't like something ignore it kid.
>>
>>1542252
Most of the people on this board are from /tg/ and /a/. That little self-entitled shit needs to get use to it.
>>
>>1542267
>That little self-entitled shit needs to get use to it.
Who are you referring to in this context?
>>
>>1542264
For fucks. You owe that little fuck nothing. When someone asks for your information you tell them nothing.
>>
>>1542274
The other namefag constantly whine about anime like he's a goon.
>>
Hey guys sorry I just looked at the time and I should probably get to bed

I should be able to run again tomorrow.

I'll be around for a bit to answer questions, take feed back, and chat.

Thanks for paying. I hope you had fun. I know I did

>>1542280
Yeah I probably shouldn't have
>>
>>1542264
>>1542289
You could always delete that post if you want to and wallow in regret.
Thanks for the session, QM.
>>
>>1542289
Just some forewarning. If you share too much information you might get some stalkers.
>>
>>1542297
regret and shame.

>>1542305
I'm sorry anon I've just got..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMY5jR7yYY
>>
>>1542253
>>1542252
>>1542237

Struck the nerd nerve. look, children, if you like chink toons, good on you, just know you're bottom of the barrel and never will rise t be, at the very least, normal.
>>1542252
Blow it out your ass, mate. If you watch anime, you don't deserve the name you sport.

>>1542264
I know you're not gonna take it well, but you're not experienced enough. Still, you can be happy you're better than 98% of the people on this site. However, you're doomed to fail. You're a child and got into a long term deal as a child and don't possess the skills to make it,
My young young friend, please spread your seed and keep options open. Your ass will end up bitten and you will torture yourself as to why the woman of your life "killed it".


>>1542267
Anime is cancer for virgins like you. You're a tier below anything worthwhile.>>1542280 this obvious virgin too.

>>1542289
Listen, you're a kid and I'm sure you're happy about keeping the same woman for so long but the fact is your "woman + life" skills are not enough (and have been stumped by the fact you kept the same woman for so long) to keep it going "for life". I'm looking out for you and can say, without a doubt, I'm a better voice to listen to than someone who is not only a virgin but has been tainted by anime, since I'm 27 and had more chicks in my life than these faggots have ever talked to.
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>>1542330
>>>1542280 this obvious virgin too.
Who'd you link to? You linked to the same person.
>>1542330
The rest of this post sounds an awful lot like projecting.
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>>1542330
>>
>>1542350
He's an idiot pretending to be smart or a child pretending to be adult.
>>
>>1542330
Meh, I've been through worse.

And the name was just something slapped together during a situation in another quest actually. Just so happens to involve R9K. Kinda fun actually. I can link ya if ya want, but then again...
>>
>>1542330
Actually, I just realized. Through enough searching and viewing, anime is quite literally the Asian equivalent of your ordinary toons. I mean, both sides contains stuff that is either meant for or not meant for kids. The severity just depends on who's behind it. Some people love it, others hate it. I think you're referring to the stereotypical anime and people who love them. I know I can't prove it to ya, but I have a handful of friends who actually understand anime terms. We just accept that we shouldn't talk in public about them often, but it's true nonetheless. Feel free to fling insults, but remember this website was originally for weeks like us!

So, have fun man!
>>
>>1542406
Shit, autocorrect. Meant to say weebs
>>
>>1542406
And this is a containment board for quests which was a major pastime on /a/ and /tg/ both of which had large weeb followings.
>>
Anime is like a box of chocolates - In the beginning it's full of possibility, but as time goes on and it gets emptier and emptier, you begin to realize that soon you'll be forced to eat that nasty one that tastes like chocolate covered toothpaste and then you'll have nothing left but your fast fading memories as your life becomes an ever deepening inky abyss of sorrow and despair.
>>
guys I leave you alone for two days, and when I come back you've gone from funny fag calling, to arguments? jeez.
>>1542330
I would like to agree to disagree here, I actualy think that some anime from japan is good, but the customs of the source material pollute it slightly.
and as a final point this actualy seems like the head of a god of conflict so you got that going for you
>>
Another attack in France
>>
>>1544757
Wow! That's very true!

>>1542432
I never said I was a dedicated weeb. I did it cause I had a lack of gaming tech... It is still funny tho...

>>1544926
I sure hope the French aren't Toast (kill me)
>>
>>1544926
WHAT THE FUCK, AGAIN I SWEAR TO ALL THE FUCKING PANTHEONS IN EXISTANCE
GIVE ME A REMOTE DETONATOR AND THE LOCATION OF THESE FUCKING SCUM, AND FAMILYS AND FRIENDS AND COUNTRYE AND BLOODLINES AND WATCH HEAVEN BURN

I feel better now
>>
>>1545707
You do realize that all of humanity shares a common ancestor. This, by extension, means that we're all related somehow. Aside from the unavoidable incest, this means that your plan will cause every last one of us to die. That includes what appear to be "innocent". I mean, nobody knows the entirety of how someone else's free time is spent. Nonetheless, this leads to the mass genocide of the entire human race.

Now, who wants to watch anime and play some vidya? I know I wanna...
>>
>>1546882
I am well aware we all are related is in some way, so yes I did intend a complete and utter annihilation of humanity, also that last line is going to cause a bit of a problem with trevas....
do you have yughio? I realy want to see the next season
>>
>>1548080
>>1546882

>also that last line is going to cause a bit of a problem with trevas

I'm too tired to care, honestly. Just finished a 12 hour shift at the hospital and couldn't solve a cat's uretral obstruction so had get creative with the cateter. And annoyed.
>>
>>1548259
I hope that cat was okay in my opinon animals tend to get in more trouble than people do. also I wonder where OP is, its getting derailed slightly
>>
Cats are pathetic creatures. Centuries of evolving into fat, inactive dependant slaves has produced spoilt shits who are basically a thousandth as usefull as a dog.
>>
>>1548375
>>1548375
okay I am going to ignore your incorrectness, I do agree dogs are more useful, and this has nothing to do with the statement "I hope that cat was okay" nothing but humans deserve to be in pain when someone can prevent it
>>
>>1548259
>>1548375
>>1548734
Ok. Let me get this straight. We went from trying to cool the flames of controversy on R9K inhabitants, then we waged war over Japanimation and then we start the cycle again, but with cats...

(Baby foxes are the best of both worlds...
[Even though I'm pretty sure they're illegal pets])
>>
>>1548080
Personally I liked Yugioh better when it wasn't about card games.
>>
Hey guys sorry I wasn't able to run yesterday. I won't be able to run today or tomorrow. Work has picked up quite a bit this week. I'll try and run Friday
>>
>>1548936
Good I guess. I'm too tired to read. Had to release an owl in the wild and drivking 1h30 each way, wait for the people to show up, etc
>>
>>1548985
Wow, rough day eh...

>>1548896
I leaned more to Pokémon, but Yugioh is alright. Don't give much attention to either nowadays tho.

>>1548936
It's alright. When you're ready, we're ready...
>>
>>1549006
Actually yeah, full day today in Small, Big and Exotic animals. Even got to cut out a melona from a horse's leg and almost got bit by a cunty dog who didnt like me taking his temperature rectally.
>>
>>1549030
Ok, in the name of the dog, do you know anyone who'd like that shoved up there? I mean, I feel your pain but I also feel THAT pain...


(not that I have knowledge in that field...)
>>
>>1549821
It's the only way we have of accurately measuring the temperature and that fucker has been dropping his at an alarming rate.
>>
>>1548896
I play the game with a dark magician deck, and my gamer side raged at the first season. so many rules broken, it was painful.
>>1549821
I do but she is a bit of a masokist, and the only reason I know is because she brags about it.
[I am surrounded by freaks and idiots?]
>>1549851
keep telling your tales, we like a laugh and its therputic. [for us]
>>
>>1551770
Depends, do you consider your computer and the garbage we force it to spit out at you a "person"?
>>
>>1549851
Well, you gotta do what ya gotta do. But hey, everyone has their side of the story...
>>
>>1552225
not sure what you mean mate? could you explain please?
>>
>>1552331
Is the computer one of these freaks and idiots through technicality? I mean, I clearly am not an AI designed to mimic the dead now am I? If so, you live a normal life with good people...
>>
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>my car caught fire in my driveway
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>>1552708
Yes, the classic burning car syndrome. Thankfully we have another anon who can diagnose your car via rectal thermometer.
>>
>>1552708
>Tfw you stepped on the gas too hard
>>
>>1552708
What is that supposed to be a parody of? Also, I'm no mechanic but that sounds bad. Ouch...
>>
>>1553255
Drive.

It almost burned down my garage
>>
>>1552440
on the contrary dear player, you lot as a collective are some of the only beings I do not instincitly hate and dispise, simply because I have no idea who or what you are.
>>
>>1554238
I'm a girl, trust me...

(Nah, that's an obvious lie)
>>
>>1555954
Did you just assume your own gender?
>>
>>1555964
TRIGGEREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[let us agree should any gender politics that come up, we laugh them into oblivion]
>>
>>1555964
The real question is:
Did you assume that I was assuming my gender?

Also, are we just using this as a random chat board? I wanna get back to the quest...
>>
>>1559825
Because of my car situation I probably won't be able to run for a while. Sorry
>>
>>1559825
better to use it as a chat board so we don't miss OP getting back
>>
>>1561035
Oh. That explains it. At least we know the thread won't die! You've rekindled our faith, God of God quests!

>>1562922
Good point, I can already feel a heart attack coming on...

I hate having to retype my name on mobile...
>>
You guys wanna hear about the first quest I've ever read? (I never contributed to it, and I don't wanna post content nobody wants *hint hint*)
>>
>>1564542
go for it, mate. might as well use up the thread so Husq can make a new one when he can run the quest again
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