You are currently a lieutenant in the German Wehrmacht of 1939. You will decide whether you rise among the ranks, betray the axis for your own benefit, escape, or die. You start off in a briefing room, waiting for your next assignment. As you sit in the dimly lit room, you hear the sounds of foot steps and the door opening. In comes the major in proper uniform and holding a file. What do you do?
>Greet him
>Salute
>Stay silent
>Write in
[x] Get sad thinking about what Egoraptor has become
-[x] Play with my parrot for a bit
--[x] Greet the Major with the goal of having him join my gaming channel as a cohost in a Game Grumps style series
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Kill Myself
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>>Salute
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>Salute
Then
>Greet him
Greet him
Greet him