Space Janitor

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>>1528336
This.

Do your job, I guess.

>>1528380

>You loiter for a while. You don't have access to a pornographic magazine as pornography is strictly banned by the Church. After a while you look out the window and notice a different sky, two blue white suns, one larger than the other are visible. You assumed you'd feel the jump, but apparently not. The voice of Bishop Asina comes over the intercom.

"Warp to the Sirius system has been completed. Initial scans show one planet with conditions conducive to life. The hand of god has truly touched other worlds than Earth. We will begin approach to the planet."

>As the Gospel moves towards the planet, Agatha Samuel, a technician on the ship's engines passes through the hallway. She's one of the few higher ups who talks to you.

"First day away from Sol, how's it feel?"

>How do you respond?

>>1528410
(Affirmative grunt, with accompanying thumbs up)

>>1528417

Oh so you're really committing to the Scruffy thing, very well.

"Well that's good to hear. I overheard Asina talking about how I might be on the landing team, I'll tell you what it was like when I get back."

>Your shift is ending, what do you do with your free time before you go to sleep?

Explore the ship, see what's available.

>>1528423
Well, you put "Space Janitor" as the title. Don't blame me for role-playing.

>Play some chess with the computer. Lose. Take vengeance by pouring some holy wine you snuck away with in it's cooling vent. Feel like Kurt Russell.

>>1528428
The ship's big, built to hold 2,000 crew and be self sustaining, where will you explore?

>Lower crew quarters (you live here)
>Upper crew quarters (Agatha lives here)
>Clergy quarters (the Bishop and his staff live here, you're not allowed here)
>Engine rooms (You're not supposed to go here)
>Recreation rooms (most features reserved for higher level crew, but you can use the pool table)
>Agricultural section
>Armaments section (You're not allowed here)
>Laboratories (You're not allowed here)

>>1528458
>Recreation rooms (most features reserved for higher level crew, but you can use the pool table)

Shoot some pool, see if they've fixed the pinball machine yet.

>>1528458
>Recreation rooms (most features reserved for higher level crew, but you can use the pool table)
Throw a round of pool with your Janitor buddies

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>>1528467

>A maintenance crewman is standing by the pool table, and accepts your challenge to a game. During the match you ask him what's taking so long with the pinball machine. He tells you it's caught up in red tape and no one's been told to fix it yet.

dice+1d100 (Under 50 you lose, over 50 you win.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1528483
Forgot to put it in the options field, I haven't run a quest in a while

>>1528487

>You lose the round of pool, as you're walking away from the table you look at the time, you should sleep if you want to be awake for your shift tomorrow.

>>1528491
Go take a nap then.

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>>1528514

>You walk to your quarters. They are small, consisting of a desk and a small, padded indentation into the wall where you sleep. The night is peaceful until you are awoken by Bishop Asina's announcement that the Gospel has arrived at the planet, which he has named Leviathan for it's immense surface water content, coming close to 90% of the planet's surface. You look out a window to see the small landing craft hurdling towards the planet. As you exit your quarters you see a note on your door.

"I made the away team, I'll tell you what the planet is like when I get back. Agatha."

>You return to work as the Gospel orbits the planet. Soon after your shift ends you see the landing craft returning to the ship. What do you do?

>>1528549
Make sure to be there to greet Agatha.

>>1528565

>You walk to the airlocks to meet Agatha, and find her just getting off of the landing craft when you arrive.

>You: So how was it? Must have been exciting being one of the first on an alien world.
>Agatha: It was, there wasn't much special about it though, just like an ocean on Earth.

>Agatha's never been a good liar, and you can tell she's holding back on something

>>1528575
Cue a Rock level eyebrow raise until she gives up the goods.

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>>1528577

>Agatha: What are you doing Elijah?

>>1528590
Using my patented interrogation technique. What happened down there?

>>1528641

>Agatha: Look, I can't talk about it, the Bishop would have us both killed, just don't bring it up again, it's not your concern anyway.

>>1528695
Fiiiiiine. Glad you're back.

>>1528729

>Agatha: Glad to be back, I should be getting to bed, it's been a long day

>>1528734
Walk you back?

>>1528764

>Agatha: Sure, but you're not getting me to tell you what happened, it's too dangerous.

>You walk Agatha back to her quarters, which are noticeably larger than your own, with a terminal on the desk.

>Agatha: This is where I get off, I'll talk to you tomorr- well you know what I mean. Goodnig- dammit I did it again, fucking space.

>She laughs

>Agatha: Anyway talk to you later Elijah.

>>1528782
Later Agatha!

>>1528814

>She walks into her quarters and closes the door. You're starting to get tired too. You wonder to yourself what happened on Leviathan that Agatha is hiding from you.