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CHIP CRISPY
US RISK THREAD: GET IN 2016-05-19 02:41:50 Post No. 151949
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Lets go.
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Rolling system revised, PAY ATTENTION:
dice+4d9 in options field. You will get 4 digits that will add up to something. THAT SUM IS INSIGNIFICANT. 4 digits listed will serve as "roll." 4 Of the same digits will be "Quads" and three "Trips."
Chip Chrispy's Empire Inc.
New Jersey
Red
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>Pink
>Saddam Hussein's Non-nuclear Caliphate
>Louisiana
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>Manitoban America
>Dark Red
>North Dakota, near the border.
In the grim dark future of 2017, Winnipeg is too fucking cold so its citizens are heading south.
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>>151949
>Bicycle Sluts
>California
>Blue
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Rolled 1, 8, 1, 1 = 11 (4d9)
FIRST UPDATE. BEGIN ROLLING.
Spilling into new york.
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Rolled 7, 3, 1, 4 = 15 (4d9)
>>152068
The Honourable Premier of Manitoba, Brian Pallister heads the charge as the prairie's troops invade their southern neighbour.
This new age policy of Canadian lebensraum is going well so far.
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>>152022
Aww man! I was going to do an Assiniboine faction!
Nice to see another prairie dweller on this board.
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Rolled 9, 8, 3, 7 = 27 (4d9)
>>152102
Ahaha, the amount of people I meet online from Winnipeg is actually quite impressive. 204 represent.
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Rolled 4, 1, 6, 1 = 12 (4d9)
Lets go take all Louisiana!
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Rolled 8, 5, 6, 5 = 24 (4d9)
>>152068
the Sluts love the open road. But love controlling territory even more spread north into California.
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>>152110
Actually, I'm from Baby Winnipeg if you get that hint.
Regardless- Hail Hortens!
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Rolled 9, 8, 5, 1 = 23 (4d9)
MAP UPDATE
The cucks of california take over vast expanses of land, spreading their AIDS and social justice about the land.
Chrip Crispy's empire grows larger to feed his insatiable hunger for M&Ms.
Saddam Hussein Expands in the south.
The Prarie Canadians, driven from their land by the cold climate and unforgiving weed dictatorship of le Angry Weed Man make some territorial games.
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Chip Crispy cannot stop his hunger for resources to augment his obesity.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>152196
Well, since I'm going to bed- I'll roll to give my new Best Province friend a nuke gift:
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>>152225
INAPPLICABLE ROLL NOT IN ROLL FORMAT
REEEEEEEE
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Rolled 7, 3, 1, 8 = 19 (4d9)
>>152196
the bicycle sluts are not SJW's. the sluts are a collection of the toughest, hardest, most lethal biker gangs in the state of california. meth and the feeling of driving our bikes over peoples nuts is all we care about.
expand northwards in cali and claim that last bit down south too.
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>>152238
Dub me a normie for making an obscure roll for an obscure action, but I got a trip in my post code, and I'm too tired to argue.
All Hail Best Province!
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>>152196
Add me pls
>Gold
>Trump
>Iowa
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>>152196
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Colorado
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>>152244
RIP in peace, Walhalla.
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Rolled 8, 5, 6, 3 = 22 (4d9)
UPDATE
Biker SJW leaders killed by white trash biker gang underlings and take over california.
Some more canadian shit happens up north and suddenly they expand.
Trump makes a new nation in Iowa.
Some other nation pops up.
Krispy Kream expands his empire to fill NJ totally.
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Rolled 5, 1, 7, 3 = 16 (4d9)
>>152328
Expand East.
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Rolled 6, 7, 5, 6 = 24 (4d9)
>>152328
PRESS ONWARD shouts a jersey wearing Manitoban soldier, sipping from a coffee and eating a doughnut in the other hand.
Continue conquering ND, expand into Minnesota if by some chance ND gets filled.
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Rolled 6, 5, 3, 7 = 21 (4d9)
>>152328
Rolling for taking Iowa
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>>152328
ever heard of the "fill" tool?
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>>152386
THIS RISK MAP IS SHIT AND IT ALWAYS SEEPS THROUGH.
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Rolled 3, 6, 5, 6 = 20 (4d9)
>>152328
no man you just dont get it. the sluts are a conglomerate biker gang. we do take credit for the deaths of SJW leaders tho.
expand in this biznitch
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Rolled 8, 6, 3, 6 = 23 (4d9)
UPDATE
TRUMP EXPANDS MORE, THE MADMAN CANT BE STOPPED.
"""""NOT SJW""""" TOUGH BIKERS FUCK UP SOME MORE CALIFORNIA SHIT AND DO METH
WEIRD COLORADO FACTION EXPANDS EAST
CANADIANS CROSSING OUR BORDERS
KRISPY DONUT EXPANDS MORE!
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Rolled 2, 8, 3, 2 = 15 (4d9)
>>152463
Americans who dissent to their new Canadian overlords are put into prison camps fashioned from Canadian Tire parking lots.
Continue to expand south and east.
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Rolled 7, 9, 9, 1 = 26 (4d9)
>>152463
Now that we're in both states, expand everywhere.
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Rolled 7, 8, 3, 7 = 25 (4d9)
>>152463
METH FOR THE METH GODS
the definitely NOT SJW biker club BICYCLE SLUTS LLC. rides towards north california. some say they will reach washington by the next few rolls :^)
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Rolled 8, 7, 2, 6 = 23 (4d9)
>>152463
Time to beat Lyin' Ted
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Rolled 9, 9, 4, 5 = 27 (4d9)
UPDATE
THE CANADIAN CONQUERORS RUN OUT OF TIM HORTONS AND FALL SHORT ON THEIR CONQUERING. THEY SEND BACK TROOPS TO RESUPPLY.
SINASIA NEEDS TO GET A BETTER NAME.
THE METHHEAD BIKERMEN FUCK UP SOME MORE SHIT AND TAKE OVER ALL OF CALIFORNIA BUT FOUR TERRITORIES! DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO OREGON, LAST WEED STRONGHOLD.
TRUMP STUMPS.
CHIP CRISPY KREAM DONUT INCORPORATED CONQUERS NEW JERSEY AND HUNGERS FOR MORE
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Rolled 5, 9, 1, 5 = 20 (4d9)
>>152578
Keep expanding.
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Rolled 8, 3, 4, 5 = 20 (4d9)
>>152578
we got this dawg DUDE WEED LMAO land is soon to be DUDE METH ANTS EVERYWHERE.
also can you explain how the rolls work my brain just isnt getting it
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Rolled 3, 9, 9, 4 = 25 (4d9)
>>152578
STUMP IOWA
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>>152598
WHEN YOU ROLL, YOU GET FOUR NUMBERS.
YOU JUST GOT 8 3 4 5
NUMBER YOU END WITH IS GET (LOOK AT CHART)
OTHER NUMBERS ARE THERE IN CASE YOU GET TRIPS, QUADS, 420, OR 69
THINK OF THE FOUR NUMBERS YOU GET AS THE LAST FOUR NUMBERS OF YOUR ROLL CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rolled 4, 4, 4, 8 = 20 (4d9)
>>152578
You know why I'm here. Continue expansion.
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IMPORTANT!!!!!!
BIKER SLUTS ARE NOW GETTING +6 TERRITORIES BECAUSE THEY OWN THE METH SUPPLY (GOT ALL OF CALIFORNIA)
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>>152645
kk updated thanks bb
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Rolled 3, 7, 1, 2 = 13 (4d9)
UPDATE!!!!!!!
MORE STUMP BY THE TRUMP
CANADIANS HAVE CONQUERED ENTIRETY OF NORTH DAKOTA, +1 TERRITORY PER ROLL.
BIKER SLUTS HAVE GAINED MASSIVE ADVANTAGE BECAUSE OF METH MONOPOLY.
CYAN HAS ALSO EXPANDED BUT STILL NEEDS BETTER NAME.
KRISPY KREAM RULE SUPREME!
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Rolled 4, 1, 8, 7 = 20 (4d9)
>>152664
Fuckin' Ted, this election is rigged
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Rolled 6, 9, 4, 9 = 28 (4d9)
>>152664
Keep expanding.
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>>152664
keep expanding into DUDE WEED LMAO land. the meth will flow like wine in these streets soon enough.
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>>152704
ROLL PROPERLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
M M M MUH SYSTEM
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Rolled 8, 8, 6, 5 = 27 (4d9)
>>152704
forgot roll lmao
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UPDATE
MASSIVE EXPANSION ON BEHALF OF CYAN.
TRUMP STUMPS AND STUMP TRUMPS!!! LYING TED DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE!
THE BIKERS ENCROACH UPON THE SOVEREIGNITY OF THE WEEDMEN. 4 MORE TERRITORIES AND THE BIKERS WILL HAVE CONTROL OF TWO MAJOR DRUG MARKETS!
KRIPSY KING CHRISTIE SLOWLY CARVES NEW YORK, LIKE A STEAK.
ALL QUIET ON THE CANADIAN FRONT....
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Rolled 2, 4, 9, 1 = 16 (4d9)
>>152748
Continue into Minnesota.
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Rolled 6, 1, 9, 7 = 23 (4d9)
SPILL INTO NEW YORK
TO MAKE GAME MORE EXCITING, JESUS JUST CAME DOWN TO EARTH AND GAVE EVERYONE HIS ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!
IMPORTANT!!!! +5 FOR EVERYONE IN ADDITION TO OTHER BONUSES
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Rolled 2, 6, 7, 9 = 24 (4d9)
>>152748
Keep expanding.
Mauga Sinasina, a man of few words.
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Rolled 8, 1, 2, 3 = 14 (4d9)
>orange
>Medellin Cartrl
>florida, miami
boi here we go, rollin btw.
>send the cartel to take control of florida.
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Rolled 5, 1, 7, 7 = 20 (4d9)
>>152748
Time to take Iowa
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>>152787
OP what does dubs give
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>>152748
DUDE WEED LMAO Kingdom is MINE!!!
EXPAND INTO SAD RAINY LAND OF BAD MUSIC
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Rolled 7, 4, 9, 6 = 26 (4d9)
>>152793
FUCKING DICE SHOULD BE PUT IN OPTIONS AUTOMATICALLY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152748
Saint Louis Blues Republic
Teal
Saint Louis, Illinois
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>>152820
Roll
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Rolled 4, 3, 6, 4 = 17 (4d9)
ITS HAPPENING
CANADA SPILLS OVER INTO WISCONSIN
TRUMP ALMOST WINS IOWA
BIKER SLUTS ARE UNSTOPPABLE! TAKE OVER OREGON, +1
SINASINA LAND EXPANDS
SPICS MIGRATE OVER THE BRODER AS TRUMP IS TOO BUSY IN IOWA.
KRISPY DONUT CONTINUES CONQUEST!
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>>152820
DO +dice 4d9 to roll dice. You will get four numbers. DISERGARD THEIR SUM. These numbers will function as the end of your tripcode, and will be used as roll. Put +dice 4d9 in the OPTIONS box.
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>>152748
Washington DC
American Republic
Dark Gray
Also use paintbucket, not brush
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Rolled 9, 7, 1, 8 = 25 (4d9)
>>152830
Continue east, fill up that state with our glorious red and white.
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Rolled 2, 4, 4, 7 = 17 (4d9)
>>152830
Finish up Iowa, then move on to Illinois
No brakes on the #TRUMPTRAIN
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>>152824
Roll
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Rolled 5, 9, 8, 5 = 27 (4d9)
>>152830
continue expanding into sad rainy music land. run over the heads of all the hippy fucks who get in the way.
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>>152850
Fuck me
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Rolled 4, 5, 2, 7 = 18 (4d9)
>>152840
Forgot the roll
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Rolled 3, 7, 9, 9 = 28 (4d9)
>>152859
HOLY SHIT
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Rolled 8, 7, 6, 2 = 23 (4d9)
>>152830
desu cartlr
Those stupid Americans! Keep buying my pure cocaine!
>keep on taking flordia
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>>152851
Please not the heads of the moderate Conservative East! We hate those asses in Seattle!
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>>152830
Fill Illinois
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Rolled 9, 3, 8, 2 = 22 (4d9)
>>152774
I offer my friend an Alliance
Also fill in Maryland
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Rolled 4, 6, 9, 1 = 20 (4d9)
>>152876
WHY AM I SO RETARDED
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>>152872
hippy dippy freaks only.
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>>152887
Also it's the same Germany you keep encountering.
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UPDATE
TRUMP STUMPS IOWA, MOVES ON DANGEROUS CLOSE TO ST LOUIS IN ILLINOIS.
ST LOUIS SCORES EPIC DUBS.
REPUBLIC OF AMERICA IS FORMED.
PABLO ESCOBAR BEGINS FUCKING UP AMERICAN MARKETS.
BIKER SLUTS ARE ONE DISTRICT FROM GETTING WASHINGTON AND THEREFORE GETTING +3 BOOST.
MAGNA SIMASAMAMAM EXPANDS.
KRISPY EMPIRE GETS NEW YORK. +2!!!
THANK YOU FOR THE FUN TIME. I NEED TO SLEEP. I CEDE ALL MY LAND (RED) TO BIKER SLUTS (BLUE). CHIP CRISPY DIED OF A HEART ATTACK
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>>152911
Invade Iowa
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>>152911
goodnight you honorary slut
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UPDATE AS YOU PLEASE
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Rolled 2, 9, 6, 1 = 18 (4d9)
>>152911
Keep expanding. Good night.
Mauga Sinasina, God of Absolute Flavortext
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>>152922
Request NAG pact with light Red
Take Virginia
If Mauga is leaving I will maintain his Empire while je is gone for a bit
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>>152958
Don't worry, I'm still here.
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>>152982
Good
Every Risk has a leaving OP
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Rolled 2, 9, 5, 2 = 18 (4d9)
>>152922
>Flipbong
>Southwest Texas
>any color
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>>152922
>Illuminati.
>Austin Texas.
>green.
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Rolled 7, 4, 2, 4 = 17 (4d9)
>>153179
i forgot to roll
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Waffle
Light blue
Alabama
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Rolled 6, 9, 9, 1 = 25 (4d9)
>>153181
waffles
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Rolled 5, 3, 3, 6 = 17 (4d9)
>>152922
Take Chicago
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>>152922
New Aztecia
Yellow
Southern Texas
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