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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 8 2017-05-31 07:47:53 Post No. 1519373
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 8 2017-05-31 07:47:53 Post No. 1519373
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there're two minions given the mission to stop these hunters.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Currently the Hunters is loitering around the second floor, looking for vampires to kill in order to grind for EXP. While the vampire characters are up in the clocktower waiting for the hunters to ambush them.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1519373
punch self in face
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>>1519373
HUH
DID BOB WORK OUT DURING OFF TIME? LOOKS MORE BUFF THAN USUAL
ANYWAY, QUESTION - CAN I COMMAND LESSER EVILS AKA NPCS AND USE THEM IN MY PARTY?
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>>1519378
>>1519379
No.
You're already a lesser evil.
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>>1519384
okay, level up time
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>>1519386
Ya sure?
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>>1519384
>You're already a lesser evil.
OH WELL
WHAT IS MY CURRENT SKILLS LIST? SAME TWO, CLEAVE AND JUMP CUT?
WHAT IS CURRENT LOCATION OF HUNTERS REGARDING MYSELF?gotta leave in a hour, can't start fight unless someone else come around
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>>1519390
ye, I see the cross on the OP image
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>>1519391
>WHAT IS CURRENT LOCATION OF HUNTERS REGARDING MYSELF?
Does anybody ever read the OP
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>>1519392
Are you realllly sure?
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>>1519400
level up then
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Shit ,Gar actually crowned himself as king of the fags with this betrayal stuff.Thank God I stole his boots
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>>1519404
Right, leveling up.
Oh hey >>1519405, Oswell's active. Does he want to level up too?
>>1519407
>he thinks he can find where the hunter shop is
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>>1519411
see how many stat points we get this time
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>>1519411
>he thinks he can find where the hunter shop is
THERE IS NO CASTLE'S SHOP? WHAT USEFUL PLACES DOES CASTLE HAVE ASIDE OF ARMORY, GAMBLING CASINO AND ARENA?
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>>1519412
As always, the hunters (that are active) get 2 stats points to spend
>>1519414
Unavailable to lower end minions
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>>1519418
OP, what are some speedbased attacks Joseph can do if I put two points into speed?
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>>1519420
Jerk off so fast he burns his penis
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>>1519418
>Unavailable to lower end minions
GEEZ, I BETTER NOT TO HIT THE BAR, OTHERWISE IT'D BE EMBARRASSING TO SHOW UP WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE FIRST.
SO, WHAT ABOUT THOSE SKILLS, OP? SAME CLEAVE AND JUMP CUT?
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>>1519421
hmm
what would you recommend then, OP?
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>>1519418
I'M BACK BITCHES
dump that shit into POWER
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>>1519426
good taste
two in speed, lock in
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>>1519427
Ya suuuure?
>>1519428
Not in Health so you'll live longer? Or Special so your intimidation checks would go better?
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>>1519426
WHAT'S MY INVENTORY LOOKS LIKE?
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>>1519430
before I power dump, let me hit that secret button boss
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>>1519431
An inventory
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>>1519430
hmm
what else is special used for besides intimidation checks?
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>>1519431
wild guess, but Imma say
>BIG ASS SWORD
>THICC ARMOR PLATING
>KING HOMO CROWN
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>>1519441
Least I have boots. Go fight Zeon or some shit vamp-gundam.
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>>1519434
click
>>1519436
Depends on the skill
>>1519441
>DO I HAVE ANYTHING BESIDE THE SWORD?
Yes.
A complete collection of dragon dildo and five bottles of lube
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>>1519445
hmm, alright
two into health, OP
let's reinforce my strongest stats first
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>>1519441
Like hell you will, fuckboi.
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>>1519445
USE LUBE ON STAIRS OF BETWEEN SECOND FLOOR AND THIRD FLOOR
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>>1519445
AW YEAH!
>+2 Power
Imma fuck these punk ass vampire niggas up
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>>1519449
So I'm gone a thread and you got so butt hurt you defected to the vampire side?
That's a new low, friend.
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>>1519452
Well there's a death in there too
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>>1519452
We crowned him King Homo and he's out for revenge. Also he died again. Least he has a sword again.he also has an easily exploitable weakness
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Oh hey, there's also 1 skill point each to use.
Any hunter wants a new skill?
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>>1519452
JOSEPH ALMOST KILLING ME OFF WHILE I STILL WAS A HUNTER VIA USING AXE ON MY CROTCH WAS A MOMENT I THOUGHT THAT I DON'T REALLY LIKE ALL OF YOU
ALSO BOB GOT MY PANTS
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>>1519458
OH SHIIIIIIT
yeah, I'm up first, OP
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>>1519459
>Bob got my pants
How does that translate to becoming a vampire?
Better yet, why weren't you wearing back-up pants?
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>>1519462
Secret Button to increase all stats means the 2 level up stat points get sacrificed
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>>1519462
Gimme a minute to go find it. I'm a bit busy atm.
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>>1519466
wuh...aw for real?
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>>1519469
Yes. This also happened in the last level up regarding Oswell.
Jack of All Stats means sacrificing Specialization
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>>1519471
Whatevs then. We're still incredibly beefy.
I might as well just get my new ability.
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>>1519465
WELL I ALSO DIED BEFORE THAT
GOT REVIVED BY FUCKING BOB AND HAD SWORD ALLERGY
SO I COULDN'T USE ANY SWORD
HAD SHIT ROLLS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND DIED AGAIN TOO I THINK, I LOST COUNT
SO I SUCCUMBED TO THE EASY WAY OF POWERING UP WHEN HUNTER FROM MY TEAM WILLINGLY ATTACKED ME IN ARENA
AND WAS KILLED AGAIN AFTER SUCCUMBING TO DARK POWERS
SO I GOT REALLY SUCCUMBED TO DARK POWERS TO GET EVEN MORE POWERFUL SO DICE ROLLS WON'T MATTER AS MUCH
SORRY NOT SORRY
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>>1519474
I don't blame you honestly. These boots are pretty comfy, I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be if somebody stole them from me.
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>>1519474
I somehow doubt your dice will be any better. The dice gods don't seem to like you that much.
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>>1519480
I bet he's gonna get fuck-huge bonuses on his rolls seeing how he's a floor boss now.
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Hey QM, what tablet do you use?
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>>1519484
Panadol
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>>1519486
>MAKES YOU NOT BETTER THAN GRAVE DIGGER
I needed boots, what do you want from me?
I mean besides these boots and my disembodied legs.
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>>1519489
ayy
describe the skills, not the pics, OP
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>>1519489
I'll take Parry stance.
Can I also get a list of my current skills?
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>>1519491
>I mean besides these boots and my disembodied legs.
THIS WILL SUFFICE
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>>1519496
Oh damn you even had orthopedic inserts in these boots.
Comfy as fuck.
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>>1519493
Yeah okay.
- Insult: insult an enemy and make em mad. Making them do more damage but reducing their accuracy bonuses
- Parry stance: If stance is active, cannot attack but any enemy attacks if hit must then roll 1d2. If 1: the attack hits as normal, if 2: parry the attack, taking no damage
- Master of None: when active, force all rolls affecting Oswell to use no bonuses for all sides
- Iron Body: When active, all attacks that does more than 1 damage does 1 damage. Attacks that does 1 damage does 0 damage. Doesn't work on attacks that does 20 damage and up
- Give em til the count of 5: when active, do not attack for 4 turns. On the 5th turn automatically attacks. Normal accuracy bonuses applies, but if hit, the damage count is 15 points
- Big Swing: Passive, now all normal attacks hit 2 enemies at once.
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>>1519501
Is that Dr. Scholls? These are nice.
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>>1519505
Glad I stole 'em, right?
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>>1519501
I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU
THEY DON'T MAKE THEM ANYMORE
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>>1519495
Oswell's current skills:
- Throw bomb
- Throw smoke bomb
- Throw flashbomb
- Sucker Punch
- Set Trap
- Virgin Rage
- Shitpost on the local forum about women
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>>1519504
>Iron Body
crazy how Joseph could become a better tank than Gar
that sounds like exactly what we'd need
OP, save give em til the count of 5 for next level up
I'll take Iron Body
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>>1519507
You even shined up the leather real good.
Even the laces have custom caps.
These boots are fucking primo.
Thanks for being so susceptible to theft.
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>>1519504
So if the parry fails there's still a chance for us to beat their roll?
I'm still leaning towards Master of None. OP really likes to throw in huge ass bonuses for enemies.
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>>1519512
Actually it's the other way around, Parry is the second chance to beat their roll if your first defending roll failed.
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>>1519510
Well if Gar lived to this level, he would also have access to Iron body, except the 1 is reduced to 0.5
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>>1519517
>if gar lived to this level
ahahaha, you make me laugh, OP
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Anyway. is this your final choices?
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>>1519521
yeah, good
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>>1519521
I'm fine with this.
Ridinghood is that good?
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Hey since Horace doesn't have a player...is it okay if I switch to him for a while?
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>>1519529
Sure.
Which also means now you get to level him up too
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>>1519529
Be my guest. Or rather, be Horace's.
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>>1519526
OKAY, USE ALL LUBE ON STAIRS BETWEEN 2DN AND 3RD FLOOR THEN.
AFTER THAT HIDE FOR AMBUSH
Soon I'm gotta be away for 3+ hours from now on, so if other GAR player will show up, please do not intercept hunters till I'm back to ensure better chances on their doom.Being evil and all is one thing, but visiting weaboo courses I paid for is another.
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>>1519539
>weaboo courses
You learning Japanese bruh?
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>>1519539
>to ensure better chances on their doom
Probably be better without you, really.you set yourself up for that one
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>>1519538
Sure
- Pressure Point Stab: stab a dude in the pressure point and paralize him for 2 turns
- Cape Swish level 2: Cape Swish now use the special stat and half of total speed stat for its bonus
- Head Hop: Jump on every enemies' heads to do 2 damage each
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>>1519548
>Pressure Point Stab: stab a dude in the pressure point and paralyze him for 2 turns
That's my final choice.
Also the final two blocks in Axeman Joseph's power rating are a different color than the rest.
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>>1519550
my hovercraft is full of eels
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>>1519550
あなたはポルノを読むことができますか?
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>>1519553
>Also the final two blocks in Axeman Joseph's power rating are a different color than the rest.
For noticing this, you get an award
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>>1519548
Why is the shade of yellow on Oswell's health slightly lighter?
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>>1519563
Do I get an award too?
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>>1519564
also Horace's health blocks are red where everybody else's are orange-red.
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>>1519563
let's start the adventure now, see if we can find a way to the 3rd floor
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>>1519568
Are you colorblind, OP?
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>>1519566
correction, the majority of Joseph's health blocks are miscolored, not Horace's
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>>1519569
I'm blindcolour.
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>>1519558
いいえ、できません。
I started recently, mostly to get away from being surrounded by 4 walls 24/7.
I mean it's not like SRW Alpha translation will get past 65% anytime soon anyway. May as well try to learn something.
ok, I'm out for now.
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>>1519573
cya mang
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Alright. hallway. Hunters.
Proceed
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>>1519577
be on the lookout for traps and ambushes
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>>1519577
run along the wall like some Mirror's Edge shit
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>>1519577
Roll a coin down the hall to see if it triggers a trap.
Or a Jew.
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>>1519581
Wait do we smite it if it's a Jew? Do they count as demons?
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>>1519583
We work for a Christian church I think, so yes.
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>>1519584
I mean I guess.
We could just throw deli meat and milk at him or something.
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>>1519578
>>1519579
Roll 1d10 for traps and ambushes
9-10: A disabled mentally handicapped vampire
6-8: Ambush
3-5: Trap
1-2: Trap and Ambush
>>1519581
The party is out of money
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1519586
>A disabled mentally handicapped vampire
Bob?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1519586
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>>1519586
Open my wallet and peek inside as a moth comes fluttering out.
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>>1519586
Ayy wassup
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>>1519591
Hey Bob? How's that box armor treating ya?
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>>1519595
It's comfy
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>>1519587
>>1519588
A disabled mentally handicapped vampire appears
>>1519590
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>>1519602
You guys wouldn't assault a handicapped vampire would you?
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>>1519602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico
CURB STOMP TO THIS SONG
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>>1519605
Dude, we'd be doing him a favor. Look at the poor bastard. He doesn't even have a life.
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>>1519613
loot, obviously
then back to scouting so we can get to the third floor
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>>1519613
Holy shit that's pretty violent.
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>>1519613
Dammit, Brad just beat supercancer a week ago!
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>>1519613
>RAP MUSIC INTENSIFIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
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>>1519618
Hope he wasn't like Master Mark's nephew or some shit
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>>1519618
And he was only 2 days til retirement
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>>1519616
To get to the third floor, you must pass through the Armory. The entrance is being guarded by a swarm of living weapons, lead by one trapping Oswell's Spirit Waifu.
Inside the armory you'll find more living armors and waepons to be enemies And also a loot chest.
After that you'll reach 2 set of stairs. One leads to the third floor, the other to Mark's clocktower.
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>>1519623
OSWELL WE GON GET YOU SOME GHOST PUSSY
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>>1519623
Observe the happenings from afar
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>>1519631
hi, bob
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>>1519623
Didnt gar destroy our spurit waifublast thread?
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>>1519631
Wave
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>>1519636
that was the possessed armor, not the sword
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>>1519641
BOB YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE
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>>1519641
bob, if you want to help us get oswell's waifu back, you're welcome to join the party
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>>1519639
Hum...
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>>1519644
nigga, scroll down from there
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>>1519644
RIP waifu
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>>1519649
tell horace that bob is cool
ask bob if he wants to join the party
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>>1519649
Hol up Oswell! If your waifu is still in that sword I'll help you guys out. I'd appreciate if you told me the whereabouts of Chad hunter too
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>>1519651
That's betraying Mark, Bob
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>>1519652
Maybe if I ask master Mark for permission to help them in order to gather intel?
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>>1519649
Ay Bob wanna team?
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>>1519656
Horace accidentally stabbed Bob in the eye
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>>1519658
stop bouncing around horace, holy shit
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>>1519658
Oh fuck
Go to master Mark's clocktower and request medical aid
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>>1519658
Allright proced to the armory with the party
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fuck fuck FUCK
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>>1519661
first aid on bob
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>>1519661
LEMME DONATE SOME BLOOD
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>>1519665
Bob leaves the scene to return to Mark.
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>>1519669
well okay
come back soon, bob
proceed to armory
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>>1519669
I know that was an accident, no hard feelings chaps. Catch ya later
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>>1519669
How comfy are Gar boots compared to our old ones op? Because they fell pretty good
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>>1519671
>>1519672
Right. other hunters Roll 1d10 for encounter on the way to the armory
9-10: A disabled mentally handicapped vampire
6-8: Ambush
3-5: Trap
1-2: Trap and Ambush
While Bob thinks of a way to avoid random spike on the wall about to stab him in the ass.
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>>1519675
Barrel roll to the right
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1519675
Rolling
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>>1519676
Oh shit, two spikes.
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>>1519678
Barrel roll upwards
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>>1519677
SPIKED JAVELIN!
Roll 1d10 to dodge it.
Get >=5 to succeed
>>1519681
A spiked metal fist aims at Bob's anus
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1519684
Shit,rolling
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>>1519684
Use beast roar to change trajectory and head for master Mark's clocktower
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>>1519685
Oswell is safe.
>>1519686
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>>1519689
Oh hi master Mark. My eye's bleedin, can you help?
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>>1519689
armory time now
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TO THE ARMORY
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>>1519693
>>1519695
oh hi weapon swarm
>>1519692
"sure"
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>>1519700
OP, do I've gotta activate iron body every battle?
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>>1519700
"Hello hunter-chan,please come back to me"
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>>1519700
Does Paralyzing Strike even work on them?
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>>1519700
Thanks master. Am I allowed to help the hunters a bit and gather intel about Chad hunter?
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>>1519702
Yes. You can only do it on your turn. And it lasts for like 3 turns with a 2 turn cooldown after it's done
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>>1519709
okay, let the others do the premptive attack this time
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1519706
Of course not. THey don't have nerves.
>>1519707
"hmmm"
1: No
2: Yes
>>1519704
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE SWORD
"mmmppphhh hhhppmmmm mmmhhpphhhhmmmm" - Spirit Hunter-chan
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>>1519713
spirit hunter-chan is seeing another man!
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>>1519713
FLURRY OF BLOWS ON POSSESSED SWORD CHAN
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>>1519713
Dang
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>>1519713
Reeeeeeeeee
Is that Chad? Wasnt bullying me in hunter school enough?grr
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1519716
whoosh whoosh whooosh whooosh
Roll 1d10
The living weapons have +11 magical bullshit
Horace has +10 speed
Also, remember that the sword needs to be reduced to exactly 1 HP to commence the exorcism.
0 HP and it explodes alongside the spirit inside.
>>1519719
Nah it ain't Chad.
It's a spiritual manifestation of Mark's control over the sword
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>>1519725
Whoops, forgot pic
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>>1519730
shut the fuck up nigga, we know
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1519725
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>>1519732
Dang.
Now the swarm will fly around and stab everyone
UNTERS ROLL 1D10!
Weapons have +11 Magical Bullshit
Horace has +10 Speed
Oswell has +7 no gf
Joseph has +10 Power
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1519736
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1519736
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>>1519736
Put a cool eyepatch on stabbed eye
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1519736
Oh yeah, forgot my roll
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>>1519741
sheeeeit
can we activate iron body before it hits us, OP?
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Now where's that Oswell roll
>>1519740
>>1519742
Haha, no.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1519736
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>>1519744
well, that's a shame
can I activate iron body and do an attack at the same time?
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>>1519744
Cool beans. Now get high while worrying about the well being of the hunters
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And so everyone got hit.
Oswell has 6/9 HP left
Joseph has 6/9 HP left
Horace has 5/8 HP left
Now it's Oswell's turn
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1519751
Dual strike at the possesed sword
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1519752
So no activating the Master of None aura huh.
k
+7 Oswell
+11 Sword
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>>1519756
8/12 HP left
Now it's Joseph's turn.
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>>1519760
activate iron body
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>>1519763
Iron body activated. Now it's Horace's turn.
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>>1519766
coma
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>>1519769
Horace falls into a coma
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>>1519773
looks like it's oswell's turn next
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>>1519774
To also be in a coma
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>>1519776
then I shall ask Bob for help
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1519776
I am here, attack again
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>>1519780
nigga, why the fuck you ain't using master of none
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1519780
Ooh, that's a bad roll and auto lost.
Eeeh, roll again.
+7 Oswell
+11 Sword Swarm
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>>1519782
I got here late,what is taht shit again?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1519783
Rolling
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>>1519783
Suddenly, a mysterious hunter with a mask appears to help them
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>>1519785
Huh,that does sound usefull.Meh,there is always next turn
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1519786
Blocked.
>>1519784
Disable bonuses for all parties involved whenever Oswell do something
>>1519787
AND NOW. The Swarm will fly at the hunters again
HUNTERS ROLL 1D10!
Weapons have +11 Magical Bullshit
Oswell has +7 no gf
Joseph has +10 Power
Mysterious "Hunter" has +9 Power
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1519789
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1519789
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1519789
Rolling
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>>1519793
No it's Rob from the hunter academy
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>>1519792
Oswell was hit! He now has 3/9 HP left!
Now it's the mysterious "Hunter" 's turn
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>>1519797
Use healing potion on Oswell
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>>1519798
you are my new best friend Rob.Wanna be my bestman when i finally marry hunter-chan?
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>>1519798
>>1519799
Oswell now has 2/9 HP
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>>1519802
By use potion I meant make him drink it
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>>1519802
nigga, what
use is like make someone drink
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>>1519804
Oh okay
Oswell now has 5/9 HP
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>>1519807
why is it a throw, OP
bob could've just walked over and make him drink it
there was no need for oswell to get damaged there
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>>1519809
Suddenly, a giant weight appears out of nowhere and crushed Joseph to death. The End.
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>>1519812
stop being a dick, OP
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>>1519813
no.
Give your action
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>>1519815
regular chop
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1519816
Chegular Rop
Roll 1d10
+10 Power Joseph
+11 Magical Bullshit Sword Swarm
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1519819
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Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>1519820
The Swarm has 5/12 HP left.
1 Weapon has been broken.
Now it's their turn again. And they'll stab:
1: "Rob"
2: Oswell
3: Joseph
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>>1519824
Aw shit
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1519826
"Rob" roll 1d10
+11 Swarm
+9 "Rob"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1519831
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1519831
MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!
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>>1519832
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1519828
Allrught I will prbably need two turns though,one to activate the aura and one to attack
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>>1519835
Activate the master of none aura
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1519839I gotta go for a bit. So, roll now to attack too
And to make things go smoother, everyone rolls to help too, higest roll wins
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>>1519841
hey, this might be a trick, OP
we're not attacking
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1519841
Let's lend Oswell our powers, for the sake of friendship
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1519841
Rolling
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>>1519845
No joke. i gotta go. be back in a few. Bye
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>>1519847
>be back in a few
Days?
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ALWAYS FEAR
GAR IS HERE
wait what? I come back right at pause? Oh well, time to read up what happened
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>>1519847
OH SHIT
ARMORY SEEMS TO BE UNDER ATTACK
I GOTTA GO THERE TO CLEAVE SOME BASTARDS HUNTERScarefully go downstairs tho
REINFORCEMENTS BGM STARTS PLAYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrYf9zyfpg
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>>1519877
I GAVE YOU ADDITIONAL CREDIT THAT YOU WILL GET TO THE NEXT FLOOR QUICKER
SORRY, I WON'T DO THAT ANYMORE
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Hey we got a new skill.
Cool.
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I'm back. Who's still here?
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>>1519937
I AM HERE
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>>1519937
Waddup
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>>1519939
Well that's not enough for a gamme now aint it
>>
>>1519941
Oh well.
>>
>>1519941
Ayo
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>>1519943
WHAT IS THIS WEIRD CLUB
>>
>>1519946
Do et
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>>1519946
Rob's here
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>>1519948
Let's block his eyes so he doesn't have to see it coming
>>1519950
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>>1519952
Pull the trigger OP.
End his misery.
>>
>>1519952
ENOUGH!
JUMP CUT JOSEPH
>>
>>1519952
Don't do it OP! I... love him! No homo.
>>
>>1519955
Boy you're not even near Joseph
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>>1519959
Gar hates us though
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>>1519960
WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT NEAR THAT SHOTGUN
NOW PROCEED TO THE ARMORY
CAREFULLY DOWN THE STAIRS
>>
>>1519963
>>1519965
Because now the stairs is covered in banan peels and lube.
Gar must now roll a 10 to walk down safely.
Any other number means he rolls down the stair in an overtly comedic fashion and faceplant on the floor bellow.
Also means he breaks his spine and limbs in 50 places.
If he decides to walk downstairs.
>>
>>1519965
HEAKA YOUDID NOT
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>>1519967
WELL FUCK
IS THERE OTHER WAY DOWN? LIKE BREAKING A CELLING/FLOOR ABOVE ARMORY, OR FIRE EXIT?
>>
>>1519974
Kek
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>>1519974
CAN I INSTEAD OF WALKING DOWNSTAIRS DO A NEAT SLIDING MOVE, THAT WAY I SHOULD NOT FALL DOWN.
OR IS THERE BUCKET OF WATER OR BLOOD TO CLEANSE STAIRS FROM THIS MESS?
>>
>>1519978
The lube is also on the railings
>>
Now. What to do about this sword.
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>>1519979
I KNEW THAT I SHOULD'VE STARTED AT THE TOP AND GOING DOWN INSTEAD OF BOTTOM AND GOING UPWARDS
CAN I CALL BOB SO HE'LL FLY ME OVER THIS MESS DOWN
>>
>>1519981
You can call Lenny or Otto
>>
>>1519980
RESCUE GHOST WAIFU
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>>1519982
I WAS TOLD I HAVE NO UNDERLINGS
>>
>>1519983
Right. First. Attempt to hold the sword down. Chain that shit up or something.
>>
>>1519987
They could still help you out, if you ask them nicely, prolly
>>
>>1519987
Why not asking for vampire horse with batwings?
>>
>>1519987
They're your co-workers, not underlings.
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>>1519988
JOSEPH'S GOT SOME CHAINS.
GIMME THOSE
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1519994
Roll 1d10
>>1519995
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" they yelled from the bottom of the stairs.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1520002
I have a bad feeling
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>>1520002
COVERED IN STRAWBERRY LUBE ALL STAIRS SO HUNTERS WON'T GET UP
THEN SOME FAGGOT PUT BANANA PEELS ALL OVER THE PLACE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU CAN GET BANANAS HERE
NOW I CAN'T GET DOWN WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER
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>>1520004
Weren't you the guy who liked testing his luck when all the odds are against him?
>>
>>1520008
ONE THING IS TO ROLL AGAINST OTHER ROLL
OTHER THING IS TO HAVE 90% CHANCE OF INSTANT STUPID DEATH
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>>1520003
Chained. Now draw a circle around it with holy water
>>1520004
"WHY DID YOU THINK LUBING UP THE STAIRS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA"
"DO YOU HAVE BRAIN PROBLEMS"
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>>1520011
I think you did that as Gar.
In fact, it was probably the reason you died so many times.
>>
>>1520013
K, drawing a holy circle.
>>
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1520016
Roll 1d10 to draw a circle
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>>1520017
Well, it's not "killing yourself".
It more becoming a disabled robot for the rest of your life.
There's a difference.
And i think Mark and the other guy can fix any broken joints and shit.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1520020
Why does drawing circles even need a roll?
>>
>>
>>1520024
Do you get repair kit and spare parts yet, plus the repair manual?
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>>1520023
Because there's a chance you'd draw an square instead. heyo
Anyway. The circle of holy water is reacting to the dark energies within it and is burning.
Now open the book the merchant gave you and find the chant to exorcise the spirit.
>>1520024
"RIGHT, STAY PUT SO WE CAN GO GET WATER AND A MOP"
"ALSO STOP YELLING"
>>
>>
>>1520029
>excorcise
You mean safely extract, right?
R-Right?
Yeah, so...
*ominous chanting in latin*
>>
>>1520035
"THEY ARE?!"
"QUICKLY! MAN THE DEFENSES"
Then the vampbeasts abandonned their saving of Gar to go defend the armory
>>
>>1520040
AW FUCK
DOES THIRD FLOOR HAS MOP OR SOMETHING? I NEED TO HELP MY COWORKERSdoes going down really results in insta death or just some HP damage?
>>
>>1520040
Guys do the thing quickly before reinforcements arrive
>>
>>1520039
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE SWORD.
"Alright. Time to continue the torture. Now you must join me in a game of Monopol--OH SHIT SOMEBODY's EXORCISING HER"
>>
>>1520046
BE FREE, MY LOVE!
>>
>>1520046
CAN I USE MY SWORD AS SNOWBOARD AND SLIDE DOWN SAFELY?
>>
>>1520049
Now continue chanting this chant to dissipate the spirit.
To seal the spirit into something else, turn to page 35.
To order a pizza, turn to page 96
To seal the spirit into yourself, turn to page 37
>>1520054
Sure.
Roll a 9 or higher.
>>
>>1520060
>Roll a 9 or higher.
FAILURE STILL RESULTS IN DEATH?
WHAT IF I DO THE ROLL MOVE?
>>
>>1520060
If things start to look grim you can seal it inside this empty potion vial
>>
>>1520060
PAGE 37
NOW!
But i'll have a lil' peek at page 96 too. Feeling kinda hungry.
>>
>>1520074
OP WHAT IS THE SAFEST WAY FOR A DUMBASS LIKE ME TO GET DOWN?
>>
>>1520076
Use your head
As in dive down head first
>>
>>1520076
Go further into the third floor and find a bucket of water and mop
>>
>>
>>1520074
"Ravioli Ravioli, seal this spirit-oli inside my body"
...
I want some ravioli now.
>>
>>
>>
>>1520082
OH NO. YOUR HUNGER DISTRACTED YOU FROM THE CHANT AND NOW THE SPIRIT IS FLOATING AWAAAYYYYYY
>>
>>1520084
ABOUT BLOODY TIME, STILL SUSPICIOUS THO
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>>1520087
BOB IS COMING SO NO NEED TO GO GRABBING MOP YET, WAIT FOR BOB
>>
>>1520087
Catch the spirit to help Oswell out.
>>
>>1520087
THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES MY HUNGER.
GHOST WAIFU, I SEAL YOU WITHIN MY BODY, SO THAT WE MAY BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
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>>1520087
Bring out the sex doll and throw it at the Hunter-chan spirit.
>>
>>1520091
Bob was taking a dump
>>
>>
>>1520108
Kek. Do you want this, Oswell?
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>>1520108
>But then he leaves Gar and returns to throw a sex doll at the spirit.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BOB.
I NEED TO START TO RECORD SUSPICIOUS YOUR ACTIVITY.
>>
>>1520109
NO.
PLEASE, DESTROY THAT SEX DOLL.
IT WOULD BE FUCKING RETARDED.
>>
>>
>>1520115
Least we try to act nice... oh well we go back again and help Gar getting down.
>>
>>1520114
Horace grabs the sex doll that looks suspiciously like somebody he knows and stores it away for later...usage.
>>
>>1520118
If we fuck up Oswell's waifu capture they are gonna resent us forever
>>
>>1520121
Now go to Gar
>>
>>
>>1520127
Nice. Now assume true form and carry him downstairs
>>
>>
>>1520127
Come, my waifu!
I WILL HELP YOU BY DOING THE CHANT AGAIN!
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, SEAL THIS SPIRIT-OLI INSIDE MY BODY!
>>
>>1520133
Bob's destiny is to die for master Mark, not some chump
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>>1520137
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, BUT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE BIGGER MATTER AT HANDS TO ATTEND
MY HATE FOR HUNTERS GROWING STRONGER
>>
>>
>>1520132
>Now assume true form and carry him downstairs
Okay
>>1520135
Meanwhile. An epic special effects fest is happening.
But we do not have the budget for that so it happened offscreen
>>
>>1520144
Holy shit
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>>1520141
>No problem, I know somebody who love making love dolls based on real life hunters.
We should meet this guy later, sounds like a weeaboo.
>>1520141
>Ok let do it real carefully... Damn! You are heavy!!!
He could stand to lose a few pounds.
>>1520144
Wow, I didn't know vampbeasts even had a true form.
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>>1520148
It's the true form attainable at max level. Only available beforehand in one time only emergency use.
And Bob used it to carry Gar downstairs. He can never use it again until he gains it at Level 90
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>>1520144
Ghost waifu... Now that we are in the same body... Will you be my gf?
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>>1520152
THAT WAS QUITE COMFORTABLE RIDE HONESTLY
I RATE IT 10/10 BOB, DON'T BE SAD.
OKAY, NOW PROCEED TO THE PLACE WHERE LENNY AND OTTO LOCATED TO FORM AN PARTY AGAINST HUNTERS
BOB YOU ARE COMING WITH ME?
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>>1520152
Well Bob wouldnt have the power to carry big guy Gar down normally, so I'd say it was well spent
>>
>>
>>1520157
Yea why not
>>
>>1520144
>Few questions
So do we get new powers with hunter chan inside us?
Does this count as pegging?
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>>1520153
Roll 1d5 for her answer
5: Yes
4: Maybe
3: Try again tomorrow
2: eh, I'm too tired right now
1: I think we should take a break for a while
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>>1520165
Play wingman for Oswell.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d5)
>>1520165
Oh god
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>>1520168
"...Maybe"
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1520172
I think We shouldn't pressure hunter chan too early I mean we are in the vampire assault and she's had like a traumatic encounter
Sometimes maybe is enough. at least for now
>>
>>
>>1520171
Well, nonetheless, this answer gives me hope!
Maybe, by showing her my combat prowess, she will accept!
To battle, brothers!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d5)
>>1520182
ok
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>>1520182
>>1520183
The Hope, and having a spirit inside him, empowers Oswell.
Oswell gains +1 to all stats thanks to being pegg---I mean having his (potential) gf inside him.
OSWELL's stats are now:
8 POWER
8 SPEED
10 HEALTH
8 SPECIAL
8 WILL
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>>1520190
Nice, Oswell. You've got some really high stats now.
How many bibles do we have now? If we have a spare we should give one to Oswell.
>>
>>1520190
NOT BAD
THAT'LL BE DECENT CHALLENGE TO CUT YOUR LEGS OFF
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>>1520190
WOOT Peg boost
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>>1520190
WOOT!
Also wingman Horace is really creepy.
Pls change back.
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>>1520193
I'm sure you can spare one
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>>1520204
That's a lot of bibles.
>>
>>1520204
I don't know... I might not have enough bibles for later. Give a couple of spares to Oswell and Joseph.
>>
also where are we and wtf is going on? when did Gar stop being our bro? I miss you. Just because my girl moved into me doesn't mean we can't still hangout
>>
>>1520204
Those arent bibles, they're all Gar blow-up dolls
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>>1520207
Joseph's inactive right now.
#noplayers
>>
>>1520210
SHOULD'VE NOT STEAL MY BOOTS WHEN I WAS DEAD.
TOO LATE NOW.
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE DEAD.
>>
>>1520212
turn to page page 259- saint Buttleburge
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>>1520210
Gar stopped being our bro when he started sucking vampire dick.
AKA he accepted a demonic deal only to miss a sword cleave and get killed by Joseph.
Then his corpse got taken by the vamps and they made him become a big robotto
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>>1520212
Sleep tight Joseph. I'm sure the Bible will protect him.
>>1519623
>>1520210
For location.
>>1519373
>>1520213
Gar tried wandering alone to fight some vampires, got captured, then fought Joseph and Bob while they were in vampire blood sports. He then got his pants stolen, REEEd, accepted dark powers from Lord Kaine himself, then died in one hit.
After that, his corpse got moved by Walter and his dolls, then Walter and Mark gave Gar a new body. Gar accepted to gain vengeance on everyone. Gar might own OP, Mark, or Walter a favor now for not being a wall.
>>
>>1520212
If nobody control Joseph, I don't mind change characters to keep them active.
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>>1520221
Ah classic monkey's paw
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>>1520222
>Gar tried wandering alone to fight some vampires
LYING NOW, PUNY HUNTER?
I WAS STAYING AT ONE PLACE AND GOT KIDNAPPED, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WANDERED OFF, ONE BEING BUDDY WITH BOB, OTHER TO LOOK FOR LEGS HE NEVER LOST
OP DID WE aka ME, BOB, OTTO AND LENNY FORMED A PARTY TO ATTACK HUNTERS YET?
>>
>>1520220
Oh wait, my mistake.
This is Saint Beetleborg.
>>
>>1520222
>>1520227
If you looked back last thread to see Gar's rolls for the fight, it was comically lopsided where he kept getting 1s, whereas everyone else got 10s.
>>1520231
I thought you went to "find evil to cleave"?
Horace was still finding his legs at the time while is why he did nothing, apparently he still had them.
>>
>>1520226
Sure
>>
>>1520232
I likes butt play and justice!
Im all outta justice!
Comm'ere little vamp!
>>
>>1520232
What a cool guy.
Almost as cool as Bosswell.
>>
>>1520232
How do we follow in Saint Beetleborg's footsteps, milord? What'd he do?
>>
>>
>>
Anyway. The hunters have cleared the way to the armory.
At the end is Gar and Bob alongside the other vamp beasts.
>>
>>
>>
>>1520250
Before we go, loot the weapon shards, the exorcised weapon, and anything else. Then chant a thankful prayer to our Lord for giving us these sweet holy buffs.
>>
>>1520250
Let's get into the armory, then.
Maybe we'll find some good armor. Like armor that isn't cursed.
>>
>>1520250
my mistake that was a page of Saint Beetleborg
oh I feel embarrassed
>>
>>1520259
Indeed, see to it that such mistakes do not happen again.
>>
>>
>>1520263
I sure will keep aware!
>>
>>
>>1520258
We should do it carefully otherwise we had to deal the living armor agains.
>>
>>1520257
God has heard your prayers and blesses the hunter weapons for this thread.
Now they will set unholy creatures on fire until the next thread.
>>
>>
>>1520264
>GRAB WEAPONS FROM WEAPONRY AND THEN GO TO THE LIBRARY
And so they did
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>>1520274
Thx god.
You a bro.
>>
>>1520280
The exorcised sword is Gar's old broken sword. Without the spirit it's...well, a broken sword.
>>
>>1520282
AW FUCK, WHILE THEY STILL THERE LET THEM FIND ANTI HOLY FIRE PROTECTION SPELL OR SOMETHING
THEN GET BACK TO ARMORY
I ASSUME ME AND BOB AT ARMORY ALREADY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>>
>>1520274
Thank you God!!! I will keep on being creepy for the God.
>>
>>1520282
then they learned that scholatics is the true weapon of choice.
>>
>>
>>1520286
Just think of it like this: we will be able to kill Traitor Gar with his own broken sword for maximum dishonor.
>>
>>1520287
God heard the traitor's plans and made it so that his blessings will go through all unholy wards.
The Vampire Lord Kaine detected this and spent at least 15 minutes throwing curses at God
>>1520295
You need the merchant for that. The sword needs a fixin
>>
>>
>>1520299
Can't we use ducktapes to fix the sword?
>>
>>1520299
HOW BAD OF "BEING ON FIRE" EFFECT WE TALK ABOUT HERE OP
>>
>>1520305
Duct Tape hasn't been invented yet
>>
>>1520309
It's not duct tape
It's duck tape
>>
>>1520299
ALSO QUICKLY LOOT ARMORY AND EQUIP OTTO AND LENNY WHILE WE CAN BUT WHATEVER ARMORY HAS
>>
>>
>>
>>1520316
Otto and Lenny are still at the library. They have realized knowledge is true power.
>>1520317
Course not. What're your actions?
>>
>>1520312
Then we inventing it right now!!!
Step 1: Find ducks.
Step 2: Turn ducks into a tape in bloody way.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!!!!
>>
>>1520320
Yes, But sadly there is no duck in a 1000 mile radius of this castle
>>
>>1520319
Otto and Lenny know that being a GI Joe maybe the best choice. Go fight Cobra! or join cobra!
>>
>>1520319
>Otto and Lenny are still at the library. They have realized knowledge is true power.
WELL IF YOU ARE OK BEING SLAUGHTERED LATER, YOUR CHOICE
BUT FROM EXPERIENCE I'D WON'T RECOMMEND THAT.
CAN I AND BOB LOOT ALL ARMOR AND THEN PROCEED INTO THE CHEST ROOM?
OR WE ALREADY MET WITH HUNTERS?
>>
>>1520319
Go into armory.
Look at things.
>>
>>1520325
Armor?
You mean the living armors?
You want to wear those again?
>>
>>1520319
Look around the Armory for loot and stuff.
>>
>>1520322
Fudge!! Oh well... we go to the armoury.
>>
>>1520328
I NEVER GOT DESCRIPTION WHAT WE HAVE IN AN ARMORY
IF THERE ARE ONLY LIVING ARMORS, WE STAND WITH THEM AND FIGHT HUNTERS
IF THEY ARE NOT LIVING ARMORS, THEY MUST NOT FALL IN ARMS OF HUNTERS.
WE JUST NEED EITHER FIREPOWER OR SOMETHING TO FIGHT AGAINST HOLY FIRE WHICH CAN BE LOCATED AT CHEST ROOM
>>
>>1520327
>>1520330
Ohey.
Living armours.
Hostiles.
>>
>>1520339
Should we try exorcising any of them?
>>
>>1520339
GOOD
WE FIGHT THERE THEN
BOB YOU READY?
HI GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE
JUMP CUT JOSEPH
>>
>>1520343
>THERE
HERE
>>
>>1520339
Yep, we know it!
Scare the shit of the living armours by removing our mask, slowly....
>>
>>1520341
Nah, too much of a hassle.
>>
>>
>>1520350
WUSS OR TRAITOR
OR BOTH
I WONDER
>>
Oh and a bigger armored undead abomination appeared before the hunters. Damn, that nigga got a huge chest.
Anyway.
Horace is the fastest, he goes first
>>
>>1520356
Can we disarm their weapons from the living armors?
>>
>>1520353
Bobby's no wuss!
Bobby's loyal to Master Mark!
Bobby's just gonna take things slowly
>>
>>1520366
GO AND BRING TWO OTTO AND LENNY HERE THEN FROM THE LIBRARY
>>
>>1520353
Hey want some weed, man?
Just got a fresh batch from Master Mark
>>
>>1520364
Sure. Besides, only one of them is holding one right now. It does 3 damage per hit as long as it holds that weapon. Same as Gar.
>>
>>
>>1520374
Sweet, let's do that, then
>>
>>1520375
Alright, alright.
Bobby's gonna lit up a joint then fly to the library!
>>
>>1520374
OP CAN I INTERCEPT ENEMY ATTACKS ON NEARBY ALLIES?
IF YES - WHAT DOES IT COST AND WHEN I CAN OR NOT DO THAT.
>>
>>1520382
Sure.
But like the hunters. You can only do it once.
For the entire battle.
>>
>>1520384
CONSIDERING I DON'T KNOW WHEN OTHER GUYS GET BACK HERE, INTERCEPT HORACE RIGHT NOW, WE MUST NOT DIMINISH OUR FIREPOWER AT START OF THE BATTLE
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1520376
Roll 1d10 for Fast
+10 SPEEEEEEED Horace
+7 Powar the armor
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1520392
>1d10
I AM SPEED! Maybe.
>>
>>
>>
>>1520398
Nah. If the hunters can't combine interception rolls means you can't either.
>>
>>1520405
GOTCHA, FORGOT ABOUT THAT, I HARDLY INTERCEPTED BEFORE.
>>
OKAY.
So Gar tried to interfere. But Horace was too fast and hit both of em.
The armor lost 3 HP and now has 4/7 HP. It also lost it's sword and now is on fire due to the holy buff
Gar lost 3 HP and now has 12/15 HP/ And is also on fire.
Now it's Oswell's turn.
>>
>>1520412
QUITE UNPLEASANT
>>
>>1520412
I check the armors' stats
>>
>>1520419
All 3 of em have the same stats.
Except for the one Horace just attacked, it has 4/7 HP currently.
>>
>>1520422
Do a special combo attack with GhostWaifu on the wounded living armor
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1520429
Oswell's Bonus is now 14
Armor's bonus is 7
Roll 1d10
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1520444
Get rekt
>>
>>1520444
RIP ARMOR
YOU NEVER SCORED SOMEONE TO POSSES
>>
>>1520449
TOTAL DAMAGE:
7
Oh and now it's Gar's turn.
>>
>>1520459
JUMP CUT JOSEPH
>>
>>1520465
IF JOSEPH IS IN COMA, JUMP CUT OSWELL
>>
>>1520471
>>1520465
Roll 1d10
Gar has +15 Power
Joseph has +10 Power
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1520476
Face his Jump Cut with our own Jump Cut!!!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1520476
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>
>>1520478
>>1520479
FAILED!
JOSEPH GOT CUT!
HE NOW HAS 6/9 HP!
Now it's one of the living armors turn. Aaaaand it'll....I dunno molest Gar's butt or...try to stab Horace. Depends.
>>
>>1520493
theb roll for it
>>
>>1520493
Well Gar has his thick metal pants
Pants do work from preventing molestation
Have it molest Horace's butt instead
>>
>>1520493
Horace should throw the Gar sex doll at the Armor and watch as it molests GarDoll's butt
>>
>>
>>1520497
The armor has reached it's decision.
It will molest Bob instead.
>>
>>1520493
what about cleave chance for jump cut?
>>
>>1520504
>>1520504
>>1520505
Cleave doesn't activate until the dude getting cut has <= 40% HP.
>>
>>1520504
Hey, Bobby's got a thick metal pants!
Molestation won't work on me!
>>
>>1520510
Gotcha, forgot that bit.
No further questions about skill and battle procedure
>>
>>1520504
Poor cute Bob.... He is too innocent to get molest.
We should try to save Bob's virgin ass.
>>
Oh yeah forgot to mention. Gar was on fire so now he has 10/15 HP
>>1520514
Gar's pants only has shin guards made of metal.
The rest is cloth.
Clearly you've missed all the times he got attacked in the dick
>>
>>1520521
I CAN HANDLE FEW MORE TURNS BUT WILL NEED TO ESCAPE AFTERWARDS BEFORE GETTING TOO DAMAGED.
I ADVICE EVERYONE TO FOCUS ON JOSEPH
>>
wuh oh
>>
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1520530
actually, Master Mark gave you an emergency codeword to deactivate the armors when shit like this happens.
Roll 1d10 to say it before it shoves its armored fist up your anus
>>
>>1520536
>Rolled 9 (1d10)
>Roll 1d10 to say it before it shoves its armored fist up your anus
Whoa, shit.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1520536
Uh, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
>>
>>1520536
That armor's got some fast hands.
>>
>>1520541
oh shit
>>
>>1520543
nay I watch the massacre
unless Saint Beetleborg is available
but he's not, he was in a picture book god gave you.
>>
>>1520543
What can I say, you may have your God but dice God loves Bobby :3
>>
>>1520544
but Bobby got a faster butt
>>
>>1520550
Tru dat
>>
>>1520541
BOB YELLS OUT THE CODEWORD FOR TOTAL ARMOR SHUTDOWN: "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS"
But in his panic he yelled so loud all the armors got affected.
Now Gar fights the hunters alone.
It's now Joseph's turn.
>>
>>1520557
WHAT ABOUT OTTO AND LENNY?
>>
>>1520557
We cover our mask with our own blood while doing creepy laugh. Then we swinging our axe!!!
>>
>>1520560
Bob gave weed to them so now they're too high to fight.
>>
>>1520562
WELP
THAT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD
>>
>>1520563
Well... we don't even have INT stats
or WIS for that matter
>>
>>1520561
Ya know, a combo move would be a better choice. But hey, such is life.
Roll 1d10
Gar +15 Power
Joseph +10 Power
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1520573
NOT THIS TIME
>>
>>
>>1520580
>>1520576
BLOCKED!
Now it's Horace's turn
>>
>>1520588
I GUESS HORACE WAS SO FAST HE SMACKED INTO THE WALL
>>
>>1520614
Right.
Your combined Bonus is + 19
Gar's +15
Horace and Oswell Roll 1d10 against Gar.
Highest gets picked.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1520621
Wonderful
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1520621
I KNOW THESE MOVEMENTS
I CAN PREDICT THEM
>>
>>1520626
Dice God just straight up hates you huh.
GAR NOW HAS 3/15 HP Left. Yikes.
>>1520629
It's Oswell's turn....BUT THEN BOB SWOOPS IN FOR A TACTICAL RETREAT!
Will Oswell attempt to interrupt the interruption?
>>
>>1520634
FUCK YEAH
With ghost waifu too
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>>1520634
>Dice God just straight up hates you huh.
EVEN SACRIFICING MYSELF TO DARK GODS ONLY DELAYS INEVITABLE IT SEEMS
YOU CAN'T SHAKE OFF DEATH FLAG THAT EASILY
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>>1520639
Joint attack with waifu
Relationship building is important for a healthy marriage
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>>1520639
Back off, Hunter!
Master Mark needs his specimen back in one piece, preferably.
Screech at Oswell
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>>1520639
>>1520648
Roll 1d10 against eachother
Oswell's Bonus is now 14
Bob's is 9
OPTIONAL (un)LIFELINE. Only use if you agree that you are a huge wuss:
The vamp team will use Gar's bonus of 15 Power
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>>1520655
I'M NO WUSS
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1520655
HOPE Guides my blade
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>>1520661
RIP BOB
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>>1520661
>>1520662
>>1520664
Bob gets 3 cuts accriss his Bobface and tumbles into the ground with Gar. Escape Failed.
Bob now has 4 HP left
It's Gar's turn.
The fire burns him and now he has 1 HP left.
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>>1520675
RETREAT FROM BATTLE.
I SUPPOSE TO THE CHEST ROOM, TRY TO FIND SOMETHING FOR REPAIR.
CALL KAINE ABOUT HOLY FIRE ISSUES AND BEING ALMOST DESTROYED IN GENERAL
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We are beating them back. keep forwards
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>>1520686
You already used your interception on Bob.
But Horace and Joseph haven't used theirs
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>>1520689
Aw, right.
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>>1520675
Hey guys, it's me Robby your fellow vampire hunter!
Boy, that flying vampire thing with his giant robot fell down from that sky and hit me straight in the face!
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>>1520677
>>1520693
ROLL 1d10
GAR HAS +15 POWAH
HORACE HAS +10 SPEEDY SPEED BOY, GASOLINE'S BURNING IN. SPEEDY SPEED BOY, AS FAST AS I CAN BE. SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAYYYY
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1520700
DON'T BOTHER ME.
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>>1520701
Ooh baby
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>>1520702
Done separately. Intercepts can't be combo'd.
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>>1520701
>>1520707
GAR DEFLECTS HORACE'S ATTACK AND ESCAPES FURTHER INSIDE.
BOB'S LEFT BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR.
OH AND BECAUSE OF THE HOLY FIRE BUFF, HE'S BURNED AND NOW HAS 2 HP LEFT
Now it's Joseph's turn.
Protip: Bob is now susceptible to decapitation
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>>1520714
Wait, it's me Robby, not Bobby!
Now, where's my hunter mask...
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>>1520714
Sorry Bob.
Of all the minions you seemed the least outright evil. More just misguided. The end of an age
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>>1520717
>Now, where's my hunter mask...
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>>1520714
Joseph is standing in front of Bob while holding his axe. He stared at Bob while he is read y¨to chop his head off!!!
But... he can't do it... Instead he try to save Bob for strange reason.
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>>1520724
Redeem the fowl beast? can such a thing even be done.
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>>1520724
Waaaoooot, cut cut cut. What's goin on here.
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>>1520724
Nigga what.
Chop his head off already.
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>>1520730
Hi!!! I'm doing for sake of drama!!! That is one of my pride as actor!!!
You can read it on my contract!
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>>1520735
"THROW THE RING IN DO IT"
oh sorry wrong script
"Slay the beast so he will not bedevil anymore"
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>>1520736
Son of a bitch.
Gaddamn drama queens. Always trying to go off script to show off their "acting"
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>>1520742
So, uh, Bobby's gonna fly now? :3
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>>1520742
In Joseph won't do it, then i will
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>>1520750
You ran out of interceptions, hunter
>:3
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>>1520750
Why a sec can we renegotiate our catering deal? I just want some kind of sandwich with carrots on it.
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>>1520747
>>1520750
Bobby's gonna fly to hell
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>>1520758
Wait a minute!!!! At least let him read the bible first... Do it for the God and Bobby's soul...
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>>1520771
The vamp union gives you a person fluffier to feed off of
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>>1520774
Yeah, i guess the bible treatment is always good.
But i'll keep my swords on him while he reads
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>>1520776
Bobby's gonna need his glasses in his room, be right back :3
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>>1520777
And there's a pop quiz at the end. You know how to speed read?
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>>1520777
Yes.... the whole thing.... And you must remember everything!!!
Even I don't like it, he will chop your head off...
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>>1520782
That sounds like a lie Bobby. Vampbeasts have 20/20 vision, Bobby. You lyin', Bobby?
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>>1520789
Uh, Bobby's got his eye stabbed earlier
Master Mark gave Bobby special glasses so Bobby can read...
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>>1520793
Its against union policy for minions to operate arms with their visual sight impaired in anyway. That's why your helmet's got eye holes.
I means really we could have stabbed your eyes like a million times, in a classic cyclopes hero event
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>>1520796
Come on Bobby, it's either this or death. Again.
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>>1520804
>>1520808
SUDDENLY. OSWELL REMEMBERS BACK IN TRAINING, WHAT HIS MASTER, OL GRANDPA OSWALDO SAID
"When a vampire fuck is forced to read the bible. They'll try to stall and read too long. For every 30 seconds the fiend takes too long, rip out one of its teeth"
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>>1520813
Granpa Oswaldo always knew his stuff. Plus, thwt moustache he somehow wore over his bandana was sick as hell.
...
WELL BOBBY, YOU'RE GETTING THE OLD SCHOOL TREATMENT!
You have 30 seconds starting now, GO
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>>1520816
Uh, we have a library here, you can leave Bobby there while you hunt other vampires or loot our chests room
No need to wait for little ol' Bobby!
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>>1520816
>>1520822
>>1520823
Bobby's reading time starts now.
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DON'T MIND ME, JUST ASKING OP.
DID I REACH CHEST ROOM YET?
AM I STILL ON FIRE?
CONSIDERING BATTLE TECHNICALLY ENDED, IT SHOULD BE NORMAL TIME FLOW NOW
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>>1520799
Did it work?
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>>1520833
Yes. Gar is at the chest.
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>>1520838
SORRY MARK
I NEED FIXES AND STUFF
EMERGENCY, YOU KNOW
OPEN THE CHEST
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>>1520829
Read, nigga
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>>1520829
Okay, okay, just give me the bibleLord Caine, help!
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>>1520840
It's locked.
>>1520845
Lord Kaine hears you Bob. He will send help soon.
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>>1520848
I think 30 seconds have passed, now.
Bob, say bye to your tooth
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>>1520848
GRAB CHEST AND PROCEED INTO WEAPON ROOM
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>>1520851
Bob's screams fill the armory
>>1520853
And so you did.
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>>1520851
Wait, you guys didn't even let me flip the pages!
Bobby need one free hand, minimum, to read
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>>1520861
>And so you did.
EXAMINE SWORD ROOM
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>>1520861
That scream should knock Lenny and Otto back to their senses!
It hurts like hell
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AAAND IM BACK! what i miss?
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>>1520863
>EXAMINE SWORD ROOM
*weapon room
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>>1520861
Eh. I'll go loot the armors and store them for later, we're going to be here for a while. Joseph can flip the pages if he wants.
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>>1520861
jeegs man really I mean we're being real nice I mean Not slitting your throat right now and everything. slip blade under his adam;s apple. just use you telekinesis
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>>1520868
We had fought Gar and Living Armor.
Joseph could't kill Bob but instead we tried to force Bob to read the bible.
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>>1520882
Shit, guard Oswell's ass from Wraith armor!
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>>1520882
USE REGULAR SWORD AS LOCKPICK FOR CHEST
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>>1520882
why you fags no kill bob. KILL BOB YOU LAZY FAGGOTS!
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>>1520880
Welp at least he is now toothless so thats awesome! Also yay!!! Gars shitty luck at dice "saved" the day!
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>>1520874
Well I've got my phone in my pocket and my hands pinned down, so Bobby's cannot call Master Mark at the moment unless Master Mark detect something wrong and sends helpLord Caine, Bobby's dying here!
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>>1520882
Yeah okay, no time for talking.
Decapitate Bob
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1520885
Roll 1d10
WRAITH ARMOR has +12 Power
Horace has +10
>>1520886
Roll 1d10
Get >= 6
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>>1520888
>implying reinforcements
Snap shut the blades well I still can
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1520898
WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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>>1520898
Yeh, i still want to decapitate Bob
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>>1520905
Your Lord and Savior tries to burn Bobby :(
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>>1520902
You failed to pick the lock. The chest stands unopened.
>>1520905
WRAITH ARMOR knocks Horace and Oswell off Bob.
Stats fer Wraith Armor:
POWER 12
SPEED 9
HEALTH 12
SPECIAL 9
WILL 9
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>>1520910
Damn, that nigga powerful!
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>>1520910
THERE SHOULD BE AT LEAST 2 MORE SWORDS IN WEAPONRY
TRY AGAIN
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>>1520910
Fly away!
The hunters are running out of interceptions!This still count as one battle, right?
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>>1520920
Horace take care of the winged beast. I'll keep the armor buzy
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>>1520910
you faggots had your chance and you fucked it up! FUCKED IT ALL UP!
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>>1520925
>Rolled 1 (1d2)
Oh shi-
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1520925
I HOPE IT WORTH IT
WHERE IS OTTO AND LENNYI'll fall asleep soon, sorry in advance
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1520925
And since Bob's fooked.
The Wraith will have to pick up the slack.
It breathes out and unholy cloud of red smoke, attempting to blind the hunters.
HUNTERS ROLL 1D10 AGAINST IT
It has +9 SPECIAL
HORACE has 8 WILL
OSWELL has 9 WILL
JOSEPH has 6 WILL
>>1520930
Oh hey it's unlocked. Now do you wanna open it?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1520935
Well this is gonna suck.
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>>1520935
>Oh hey it's unlocked. Now do you wanna open it?
WELL I DON'T HAVE MANY OPTIONS HONESTLY, BUT FOR SAKE OF SAFETY, USE NEARBY GREATER SWORD TO OPEN IT FROM A DISTANCE USING A TIP OF SAID SWORD
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1520935
Well fug.
Can i activate Master of None right now?
If so, i'll do it.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1520935
Thrown him a breath mint
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1520935
Fudge...
By the way... When shall we save the game?
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>>1520946
>When shall we save the game?
When bump limit or I feel sleepy
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>>1520943
So We're going to dive stab bob right?
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>>1520946
Only Joseph was affected.
AND IT"S USING THIS CHANCE TO TRY AND POSSESS HIM, SOMEBODY PUSH JOSEPH OUTTA THE WAY
>>1520942
careful now
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>>1520958
Stop the possession.
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>>1520956
Noooo
Bobby's flying right now, and you hunters are being smoked!
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>>1520956
Yup.
Comboing with ghost waifu, as always
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>>1520958
USE SWORD HORIZONTALLY INSTEAD OF JUST THE TIP
AND CAREFULLY OPEN
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>>1520965
OH SHIT ENERGIES IS SPEWING OUT AND SHIT
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>>1520964
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my WAIFU"S MIGHT"
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>>1520971
WOO
FIREWORKS
TRY TO PUT SWORD INTO ENERGIES AND SEE WHAT IT DOES TO IT
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>>1520958
Holy Shit!!! Joseph will become a horrifying monster!!!!
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>>1520971
Try to resist through willpower???
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1520976
Roll 1d10
Wrait has SPEED 9
Horace has SPEED 10
>>1520978
The energy dissipates and you see a skull, an amulet and a stick.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1520994
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
Lol.
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>>1520994
>The energy dissipates and you see a skull, an amulet and a stick.
CAN I ANALYZE/IDENTIFY THEM BEFORE TOUCHING?
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>>1520994
Hunter chan yelled at him and he got spooked
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1520994Hey, I'm going to sleep. Preroll for Bobb'ys wonderful escape in case of interception. Thank you for the bread, OP. It's been fun playing with you guys
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>>1521010
G'night. Thanks for joining us.
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>>1520999
Knocked Joseph outta da wayyyyyyy
>>1521004
"Don't touch my stuff, Gar"
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>>1521010
Thanks for playing mate. it's fun to have pc villians every once in a while
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>>1521010
Nighty, thank for playing with us.
Damn, I need to sleep soon too...
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>>1521021
OH, HI MARK.
THAT WAS MY SUCCESSFUL PLAN B, I WANTED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION CAUSE AS YOU SEE I'M ON HOLY FIRE, AND IN NEARBY ROOM THERE IS STILL BATTLE GOING.
OTHERWISE I HAD HOPE OF USING SOME OF YOUR ITEMS CAUSE OF EMERGENCY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MUCH.
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>>1521021
I'll go read on the Bible what to do with a captured Vampire in the meantime.
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>>1521010
Sweet dreams, you unholy beast.
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>>1521029
"Right. I'm getting my stick to help out Bob out there. You take the chest go up the clocktower. I'll be up soon to do repairs on you"
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>>1521042
GOTCHA, BUT THERE IS ONE SMAAAALL LITTLE DETAIL
ARE STAIRS CLEAN YET? THEY WERE BIT SLIPPERY A BIT AGO. NOT POSSIBLE TO GO UP SAFELY.
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>>1521042
>I'm getting my stick to help out Bob out there.
Shit, is this guy related to Dad by any chance?
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>>1521043
He did say Clocktower, not Third Floor, now didn't he.
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>>1521047whoops. I'm way too sleepy for sense of directions
GRAB CHEST AND PROCEED TO CLOCK TOWER, YES SIR.
EXECUTION OF ORDER IN PROCESS.Also I'm out to sleep in minutes, thanks for bread OP
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>>1521045
No. but he was the guy who shoved Oswell's ghost waifu into the sword.
"Greetings hunters. Haven't seen you since the time I shoved Oswell's ghost waifu into a sword."
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>>1521042
So kill bob now? totes ready to kill bob now
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>>1521062
Oh thank the dark lord you're here master Mark
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>>1521065
nah We're killing him. We already tried talking twice
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>>1521063
>>1521065
"Now let my little vampbeast go, or I'll have my stick smack you all in the face"
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>>1521077
Weep a thankful tear in the face of your savior
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>>1521077
I'll take the beating. Stab downwards then run
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>>1521077
Only if you let me give him hemorrhoids for like the third time
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1521083
>>1521085
Roll 1d10 against the stick
Oswell has +9 no real life gf
Stick has +20 Speed
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1521088
welp this is going to be terrible
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>>1521099
Yeah, that's cool to see.
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>>1521096
The Stick acknowledges Oswell's sick 10.
Then flies straight forward thrusting into his gut. Knocking him flying back, he then hits Horace and then both of them fly into Joseph, and then all three flies outta the room due to knock back.
Everyone lost 4 HP
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>>1521104
Next time no talk just kill kill kill kill. Pull back regroup
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>>1521104
Rude-ass hunters always trying to kill our asses... Learn some manners boys. Thanks for the rescue master Mark
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>>1521115
That wasn't my voice that was some other guy I have no clue what dafak was going on
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>>1521088
NO!! He is not your vampbeast!!! Because Bob is my... long lost brother!!!! I think....
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>>1521111
"Indeed. Now let's get you fixed up, Bob"
>>1521109
>>1521110
"AND YOU, HUNTERS! I AM MARK! MASTER OF THE LIVING ARMOURY AND THE CLOCKTOWER! TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE FIFTH FLOOR OF THIS CASTLE THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY YOU CAN GO: THROUGH ME. I AWAIT YOU ON THE CLOCKTOWER! TURN BACK NOW OR CONTINUE TOWARDS YOUR DOOM!"
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>>1521138
I don't know, we already came this far for our mission. I don't know if there's anyone else that wants to do it if we leave.
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>>1521141
"THEN PRESS ONWARDS, TO YOUR DEATHS!....Also if you do decide to leave, gift shops are on the left of the lobby"
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>>1521138
>Save state?
anyone know a good clockmaker?
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>>1521150
Sweet. Do they have any plushies of the folks around here?
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>>1521150
Hey, i like gift shops.
I can get a nice keychain for grandpa Oswaldo
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>>1521150
I hope that gift shops have those nice looking axes.
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>>1521156
regroup in the gift shop. start burning vampire styled board games for warmth.
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>>1521150
>>1521121
Basically we went into the Living Armor room, defeated you and Gar, then tried making you read a Bible, of which you stalled for enough time until the Wraith came in. I think we defeated the Wraith when he failed to possess Joseph. Then Mark came in, busted our asses, and now we're here.
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>>1521155
>>1521156
"Of course. Vampbeast and ghoul plushies, coffin keychains, vampire pillows and many more are avaible in the gift shop"
>>
"Guys should we start roaming the lower floors for another hunter to come along? Or do we press foward?"
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>>1521170
Wait, Mark, lemme ask you something.
Does Bob have any sight problems?
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>>1521170
Build pillow castle with pillows
"AND I AM MARK RULER OF THE CASTLE AND GENERAL ANNOYING EVIL GET"
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>>1521177
My eye got stabbed
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It is time for me to leave. Have fun guys and thank for the bread op.
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>>1521172
"Hey, if you pull on the legs of the vampbeast plushie the wings flap. See"
flap flap
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>>1521187
Cya Snake.
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>>1521175
Yeah, i guess we could try grinding some quick encounters for loot and maybe search for another hunter, since there's just 4 of us now.
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>>1521194
"Only 2 coins each. Now if you excuse me, I have to go apply first aid on Bob and repair Gar. Be killing you soon, hunters"
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>>1521193
>4 of us
I meant 3.
Getting sleepy.
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>>1521208
"He got stabbed in the eye didn't he. By you, in fact"
Then the Party is crushed under the weight of the GAME SAVED
Updates r here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1521211
Tasty bread as always, OP
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>>1521221
s'cool
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>>1521224
so much blud
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