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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 7 2017-05-28 06:25:17 Post No. 1506297
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
4 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
Each hunter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the hunter to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Currently the party is at the entrance to the castle's armory, it's being guarded by a living armor wielding the Armored Hunter's lost sword.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1506297
APPLY ANTI ALLERGIC MEDICINE ON MYSELF
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>>1506297
punch self in face
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>>1506297
Are we sword shopping ?
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>>1506305
BOSSFIGHT
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>>1506302
YEah but uh, it's a suppository.
Do you really wanna use it ?
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>>1506308
ah that sounds suicidal. is it the Demon sword or the Demon armor?
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>>1506310
only homos use suppositorys
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>>1506311
Both
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>>1506310
How's it going
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>>1506310
WELL THAT WOULD IMPLY IF I HAVE ANY CHOICE IN THE MATTER
WE ARE IN BIT OF A TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT
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>>1506315
Ah question I have like ALL of the equipment right? Do I a portable hammer and forge kit?
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>>1506312
but we all used them!
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>>1506318
Hey look everyone, it's Bob the Vampdouche
>>1506320
Not yet.
Oh and forgot to mention, a few threads back Regular Hunter Oswell channeled his virgin powers to create a spiritual manifestation of his waifu.
That spirit has been captured and used to fuel the glowing red sword in the OP.
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>>1506323
let's get ready for battle
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>>1506323
How could someone as cute and cuddly as Bob a douche?
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>>1506323
Git 'em! time for a vampdrag! YEEEEEEHAW!
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>>1506334
Probably because Bob looks like a dickhead
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>>1506323
>Virgin
>Purity
Can I channel my own purity into my blades?
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>>1506334
YOU WILL DIE
HORRIBLY
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>>1506337
Yeah. But it has a 3 turns startup in battle.
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>>1506339
But Bob healed u Gar
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Oh and forgot to mention. It was Bob and his gey vampire hemorrhoids magic that gave ar his current allegry to swords.
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>>1506340
DBZ POWER UP SEQUENCE GO
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Constipation faced
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>>1506341
THAT'S A DISGRACE WHICH CAN ONLY BE WASHED BY YOUR BLOOD
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>>1506342
Bob's not a part of this fight doe
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>>1506347
Bob has been removed from the premise
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Anyway. back to the matter at hand.
Fight or Run?
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>>1506357
fight, nigga
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>>1506357
Master Mark how about dem upgrades?
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>>1506357
fight fight
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>>1506357
Hey again o3o
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>>1506357
Well I would run but I will stand by my fellows.
We are so going to die
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>>1506369
You want this Red flashy sword thingy?
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>>1506374
THIS TOOTHPICK? HAHA, NO
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>>1506369
>BOSS STATS?
>>1506365
"Right...Bob, you want body modifications or equipment?"
>>1506374
That sword thingy gives you 4 damage per hit when you dual wield it with your current sword
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>>1506377
Are you gonna try to stab it to death with your stakes? Or punch it to death?
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>>1506379
What kind of equipment is available? And what body mods?
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>>1506379
Woo Special sword
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>>1506379
Give Gar the Axe so he has a weapon
then do a preemptive attack with the Cleaver and attack the neck while Gar goes for a cleave with the axe
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>>1506379
Why am I worried about the flaming sword pieces moving on their own and trying to hit us as projectile weapons
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>>1506387
Genius, i support you now o3o
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>>1506383
Careful now Gar, it's much heavier than your regular sword. Take care to not fall over.
>>1506386
Oh because it will definitely do that
>>1506381
"Oh the usual, weapons, armor, capes. On the body side I'll call one of the other Elders who are more experienced in flesh shaping to help. Combined, our powers can give you things like retractable claws, swords that grow out of your back and whatnot"
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>>1506390
wow, gar really is a weakling if he can't handle an axe like this
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>>1506390
use inviso speedo!
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>>1506390
Some armor would be nice. Hopefully it would prevent them staking me. Does it penalize my sneakiness though?
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>>1506391
It's just a weight distribution thing. He's not used to the front loaded top weigh. I know lots about different equipment. because I use all of the equipment. I got a field guide in equipment and materials do you want to read it? I am very prepared
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I WONDER IF THERE IS SWITCH AXE IN THIS GAME
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1506393
>JUMP CUT WHEN
If i'm a dick: When you wield a sword, heyo.
If I'm not a dick: Whenever. But cleave wont activate until enemy is at 25% HP
>>1506395
Roll 1d10
You have +10
Living Armor has +8
>>1506396
"Depends on what kinda armor. Leather and cloth will probably less detrimental to your sneaking, while plate will offer more protection but then youll have to try sneaking around while making clanking sounds"
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>>1506405
Joseph's ultimate weapon is an axe that can turn into a bigger axe
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>>1506407
How about a ringmail tunic? Maximum def and sneakiness balance
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>>1506410
Is he compensating for something?
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>>1506414
>BUT IS THERE A SWORD WHICH IS ALSO AN AXE
You will never know
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>>1506407
OP can you describe the room a bit more? Pretty please?
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>>1506415
OH WELL, NOT A BIG DEAL
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1506414
>AND HOW YOU FEEL TODAY, OP?
Let's ask the dice
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>>1506418
I dislike that Gar is able to use his class abilities while using an axe
he's stepping on my territory desu
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>>1506418
We have angered the Dice gods it seems
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>>1506418
SO IT'S THE USUAL
GOTCHA
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1506407
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Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>1506416
Yeah okay. The living armor is standing infront of the only exit into the armory, behind the hunters is the exit back into the hallway. On the two sides of the armor are weapon racks, no doubt there for it to use when it needs to in order to fend of intruders. Like most places in the castle, the walls, ceiling and floor are made from stone bricks. Hidden under the carpet leading into the armory is a secret door.
>>1506424
It's okay, he won't be able to. Infact, he won't be able to even cleave anything.
>>1506430
Failed. The armor saw through your trick.
NOW IT'S GONNA ATTACK
1: Gar
2: Horace
3: Oswell
4: Joseph
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>>1506433
come at me, nigga
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>>1506436
>come at me, nigga
The armor jizz right onto Joseph's face
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>>1506438
The armor seriously jizz right onto Joseph's face
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>>1506437
It's WD40 motor oil
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>>1506439
well, that's actually kind of shameful, OP
whose turn is it now
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After being jizzed on. Joseph fails to notice the blade coming straight at him.
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>>1506443
DODDGEE!!!
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>>1506443
nigga what the fuck
give me a chance to defend
that's just a cheap attack
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>>1506443
INTERCEPT ATTACK TO DEFEND JOSEPH
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>>1506443
intercept
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1506446
>>1506446
Where's your fookin roll then stupid
+10 Sword
+10 Jose
+10 orace if he wants to Intercept
+7 Gar if he wants to intercept
+6 Oswell if he wants to intercept
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
I DEFEND ALONE
NO NEED TO INTERCEPT
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>>1506455
harsh but nessesary
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1506454
NOPE
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>>1506462
WHOOPS
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>>1506454
Mr. OP is there anyway us non players can help?
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>>1506464
take on the tag of one of the hunters. it gives them a reroll
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>>1506464
BECOME A PLAYER
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>>1506455
>>1506462
The thick layers of cum on Joseph's face stopped the blade.
Okay I kid. He deflected it.
And Gar poked his head in for some reason.????
Now it's Oswell's turn
>>1506464
Yeah by becoming one a player
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>>1506468
This enough?
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>>1506468
Wave hand in front of master Mark face
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>>1506468
I flick out my blades then taken a defensive stance, as I channel my inner maiden purity into my blades.
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>>1506470
Yeah sure. Talk to the other Joseph, devise a plan. Succ a dicc. do stuff, yes.
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>>1506468
>And Gar poked his head in for some reason.????
HI MOM
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>>1506472
Virgin Powering Up.
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>1506471
>>1506475
Gar's mom upon finding out he lost his sword and now also has a sword allergy:
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>>1506478
joseph, team attack? or do we hAve a finite amount of those.
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>>1506478
do the combo attack with Gar, HOLY CROSS ATTACK
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>>1506478
Well...If we dont have a weapon....We could always try to strangle it with the rope or chains..If its a chain we could try to use it like a whip.
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>>1506480
>do we hAve a finite amount of those.
Oh yeah you do.
Like 2 times for the entire team
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>>1506482
>Chain whip yes do it
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>>1506478
Bob calling to master Mark. Requesting mail armor
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>>1506485
Mom powers, I aint gotta explain shit.
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>>1506489
I KNEW THAT I SHOULD'VE TAKEN MEDICINE EARLIER
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So what's Yusuf's doing again?
>>1506486
"mail...armor..."
>>1506491
Dad may be able to help though
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>>1506494
DAD
HOW CAN I BE NOT AS BIG OF FAILURE
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>>1506494
do the holy cross combo with GAR
double neck slice to set us up for a decapitation
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>>1506494
Scale mail? Made from the scales of a large beast, like a dragon
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>>1506497
HOLY CROSS ATTACK
DOUBLE AXE EDITION
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>>1506500
Volume two, AXE AXE!
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>>1506496
You shouldn't have dropped out of Sword and Equipment university. I majored in Swords
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506500
>>1506497
>>1506501
Due to Gar's unfamiliarity with the axe. Your total combo bonus is a +15
Living armor has +10
Roll 1d10
>>1506499
"scale..."
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506505
GODDAMIT YOU LAW OF PHYSICS
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1506505
COME ON GAR
YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THAT
YOU 7 POWER WEAKLING
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>>1506508
I BLAME EINSTEIN
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>>1506507
ARE YOU A MAN OR ARE YOU HORACE!
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>>1506512
Don't be mean to Whore-Ass, he had a rough upbringing
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>>1506505
I'll take swords in my back
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>>1506513
He had to play in the circus with many colors and gay outfits. but then his family was killed by gunmen who shot them while they were doing the trapeze act
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>>1506508
Armor now has 5/10 HP
NOw it's Gar's turn
>>1506514
"whuh wut? What are we talkin about? I kinda zoned out for a bit there"
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>>1506519
SINCE I CAN'T USE JUMP CUT
AWKWARDLY ATTACK/CLEAVE WITH AXE AIMING AT POSSESSED EASTERN COLLOSSAL KNIFE HANDLE
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>>1506519
Muh upgrades. Scalemail breastplate or swords in the back if ya aint got that, master
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>>1506523
I CAN'T JUMP CUT
BUT I STILL HAVE CLEAVE
PROBABLY
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>>1506522
>Swords in back.
"Well ok my minions typically don;t ASK to be backstabbed but let no one say I'm not accommodating "
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>>1506525
Go for a crotch-shot? I mean it doesent look like hes wearing plate in there, sooo.....Yeah
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1506521
Awkwardly advancing towards the armor.
You have +5 Due to your awkward handling of Joseph's shaft...of the axe
Armor has +10
>>1506522
"Sorry didn't catch that. you want breast swords? swords inside your breasts?"
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>>1506534
pfft
told you Gar was a pussy, OP
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1506534
LAW OF PHYSICS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>1506534
I'll let dice god decide on what I should get
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>>1506536
....Wowzers
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>>1506537
WELCOME TO WHEEL OF BODY PARTS
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>>1506536
damn that better be a powerfull clash
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>>1506539
>shaft
The budding bromance from a few threads ago lives and blooms in full
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>>1506536
The axe was too heavy for Gar.
He fell.
Now it's Horace's turn
>>1506537
Roll 1d10
1: A spike in the head
2: A artificial tail
3: Pants
4: A helmet
5: Clawed Gloves
6: Ringmail Tunic
7: Swords in the back
8: Full set of lightweight magical vamp armor
9: Get injected with performance enhacing super drugs
10: All of the above.
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>>1506546
speed strike
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506546
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506548
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506554
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>>1506558
The living armor now has 2/10 HP left.
>>1506552
Bob now has a helmet. It gives 1 Extra HP and 2 Will to ward of mental attacks.
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>>1506561
Thanks master
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>>150651
Whose turn is it now?
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Rolled 1, 2, 10, 4 = 17 (4d10)
THE WEAPONS ON THE WEAPON RACK STARTS TO MOVE! THEY'LL ATTACK ALL THE HUNTERS!
HUNTERS ROLL 1D10!
Weapons have +11 Magical Bullshit
Horace has +10 Speed
Oswell has +6 no gf
Joseph has +10 Power
Gar has +7 Power
>>1506564
"Yes....could have sworn iw as gonna give you something better...oh well"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506569
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506569
oh shit
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1506569
OH SHIT
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506569
Defensive stance for the win?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1506569
o3o
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>>1506569
we all took damage from something
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NOw, what to do:
- Use my higest roll (10) against all your defense rolls
- Use the rolls in the order of names listed in the previous post: My 1 against Horace's 4, My 2 against Oswell's 2, My 10 against Joseph's 8, my 4 against Gar's 7
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>>1506580
roll for it, OP
1d2
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>>1506580
I wanted to say something and now I dont....
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>>1506580
each of the rolls are a different weapon. it would be impractical for one weapon to be able to strike all of us even with a 10 on the die
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1506582
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>>1506585
ayy
this way, only I take damage, OP
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>>1506585
looks like don't be a dick is your main option here.
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>>1506588
Ah ah ah.
2+11 = 13 against Oswell's 2+6 = 8
10+ 11 = 21 Against Joseph's 8+10 = 18
4+11 =15 against Gar's 7+7 = 14
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>>1506591
you got me, OP
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>>1506591
BUT MUH LUCKY 7
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>>1506585
I'm fine with the helmet. I can get something else later
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AND SO.
Everyone got fucked except Horace.
Oswell has 3/8 HP left
Joseph has 2/7 HP left
Gar has 4/9 HP left
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1506595
new mission
steal helmet
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>>1506597
Dont steal Bob's helmet
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>>1506596
Overdrive VCARD Defense
Powering UP second turn
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>>1506598
Steals Helmet
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>>1506600
I trusted you! You were like a brother to me!
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>>1506601
When did that happen? The last time we talked you sicked your boss on us
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>>1506599
Powering UP again.
Now it's Joseph's turn
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>>1506604
CANNONBALL DECAPITATION, NIGGA
LET'S DO THIS
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>>1506604
I'm so fast my turn came and went so fast that even I didn't notice!
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>>1506603
We bonded when we fought against Fred
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>>1506608
Guys I think the vampire is trying to trick us. Fred is Dead. has been dead for months now
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>>1506605
>>1506611
So which one is it fags
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>>1506610
More like dead for 10 minutes. Even his corpse is still next to you
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>>1506615
So...no doing a flip then
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>>1506617
i mean, could we do the cannonball flip? would that even give us a bonus? if not, just a regular cannonball decap
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>>1506616
There is no next to anyone. there is only forward. and before me is a helmet I need to steal
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>>1506620
Chill Oswald I'm sure master Mark can hook you up with a cool helmet if you visit him im his lair
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d10)
>>1506618
Roll 1d10
>>1506622
Master Mark already trapped Oswell's waifu inside the broken sword
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>>1506382
you're welcome
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Rolled 10, 4 = 14 (2d10)
>>1506625
FWOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1506626
yo mate. We got two charges on our virgin rage, just one more for a power up. We need to concentrate on not dieing this turn
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>>1506625
Oh right. Well Master Mark would prolly give his waifu back if he were to join the vampires?
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>>1506627
Boi ah told you to roll 1. Mah second roll was for the interference of one of the flying weapons.
For disobeying me ahm using yer 4 instead of 10
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Ayo, who is in need of a voice in their head?
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>>1506634
you can join mine
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>>1506633
oh my bad, OP
I thought we were rolling decapitation like I do with the axe
sorry, can you give me another chance?
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>>1506634
Oswald's got two. everyone else has but one. ah the sweet sanity
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>>1506634
Join team Bob
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>>1506636
No
The cannon shot missed.
Now it's Horace's turn.
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>>1506642
Another speed Strike unless some one wants to combo
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>>1506644
Bob's not gay, he's the only one of these guys who's even procreated with a female
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>>1506644
Go armored hunter.
Gar needs a friend.
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>>1506646
>Sweet Combo
YOu decided to throw a cake at him.
OH WAIT I WAS WRONG, IT'S ACTUALLLY GAR'S TURN.
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>>1506648
>procreated with a mob
I guess kind of
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>>1506651
GAR
WHERE YOU AT
I'LL HELP YOU FOR THE KILLING BLOW
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>>1506651
THROW A BIG BRICK AT ARMOR
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>>1506655
Naw he ain't gay. He just incredibly bad luck though.
Good thing about playing Gar though is that his helmet makes everything he says echo, letting you type in all caps.
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>>1506657
backed it just now for sweet combo actionz!
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>>1506651
could we have a pause in the battle to eat the cake?
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>>1506657
same
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>>1506655
Well there is one; getting fucked in the butt on a regural basis. Kinda like you guys
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1506656
Roll 1d10
+10 Armor
+7 Gar
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>>1506666
holly shit gar will actually win a roll
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>>1506667
don't tempt fate
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>>1506666
welp that happened
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>>1506665
just like ur mum
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
anyway joining Yùsùf because i like his hat
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1506666
ANCESTOR POWERS!
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>>1506673
GOOD SHIT MY ARMORED NIGGA
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>>1506672
I shagged your dog
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>>1506673
that is BIG brick
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>>1506673
Is Gar Chinese? Cause his ancestors built the best walls
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>>1506673
>>1506675
"What a fucking faggot holy shit"
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>>1506673
I honestly think you shouldnt use the cure/supository.You perform way better without a sword
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>>1506676
At least you ain't gay like that other guy. Fred I think.
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>>1506680
did we win yet
we need to exorcise that sword
get out the book and read it again
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>>1506680
NO A PILDER ON FOR YOU TODAY, ARMOR Z
SQUISH THAT HELMET
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>>1506684
Nah. YOu need it to be at 1 HP. But you reduced its HP to 0.
The sword turns to ashes. Gar has destroyed both his sword and Oswell's spirit waifu
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>>1506683
No your dog is a bitch so it aint gay
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>>1506686
DAMNIT!
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>>1506686
....Welp gar...you killed his waifu...what now?
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>>1506686
now hold on, OP
Gar threw a brick at the armor, not the sword
the sword should still be in play as possessed
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>>1506686
I MUST STAY STRONG AND GET AN EVEN BIGGER SWORD
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Gar, I forgive you, but the other voices might not be as reasonable.
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>>1506686
slap gar for killing our waifu
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>>1506695
BRILLIANT!!!
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>>1506691
also don't forget all the possessed swords and pikes all around us
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>>1506691
Oh yes you've seen through my ruse.
Now the bossfight against the team of possessed weapons starts
>>1506696
Gar has been slapped. He now has 1/9 HP
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>>1506700
How many bossfights in a row have we done now?
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>>1506700
retreat for now
we have no health
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Perform first aid on Gar.
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>>1506708
>you fucks better start communicating with your waifu spirit
Fucking how? Get an erection and use it as an antennae?
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Rolled 10, 9, 2, 7 = 28 (4d10)
Oh yeah and the weapons will fly around stabbing everyone again.
HUNTERS ROLL 1D10!
Weapons have +11 Magical Bullshit
Horace has +10 Speed
Oswell has +6 no gf
Joseph has +10 Power
Gar has +7 Power
Running and regrouping sounds like a good idea right about now.
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Is there any chance anyone could give me a /quick rundown?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1506712
shit
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506712
also Op,shouldnt gar be missing a boot in the thread opening pic
rolling
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1506712
SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT I'M DEAD
AGAIN?
CAN ANYONE COVER ME
OR CAN I GRAB ATTACKING ME SWORD AND SUPPRESS IT WITH WILL?
CAUSE I THINK I'M DEAD OTHERWISE
AGAIN
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>>1506713
possessed weapons and we're about to die again
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1506712
give us stats on these niggas, OP
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>>1506713
Oswell has 2 swords, Joseph has a cannon hat, Horace has fuck all, Gar has even less somehow.
We fighting possessed weapons and the red sword has the spirit of Oswell's waifu in it.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506712
Trying Parry with two swords
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>>1506719
Horace has a rapier that does 3 damage per hit
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506712
shit nigga das dangerous
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506712
I quest intercept gar's damage as well
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AND SO
Horace has 1 HP left
Gar and Oswell are rekt.
Joseph managed to block, leaving him with his current HP of 2/7
Now it's Horace's turn
>>1506718
Yeah okay
11 Magical Bullshit.
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>>1506726
Speed strike
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>>1506726
SO TECHNICALLY I DIED TO THAT SWORD 3 TIMES ALREADY, RIGHT?
WHAT A TSUNDERE
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>>1506726
shit,we need to run,rest and regroup
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>>1506726
Should I try to save them again, master?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506728
Yeah sure, stay in the battle.
Roll 1d10
The weapon swarm has +11
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>>1506730
Truly the sword loves you in the wrong way gar.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506733
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>>1506732
"why?"
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>>1506735
axeman take this chance tp grab the other two, and run for it. I can't carry them.
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>>1506737
sure
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>>1506735
Hit one of the weapons.
The swarm's HP is now 9/12.
Now it's Joseph's turn
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>>1506736
Well if our enemies were to lose so quickly it would kinda kill the mood, it gets boring without our old enemies
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>>1506738
grab us and run bro
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>>1506739
grab gar and oswell and run
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1506743
Roll 1d10 for escape
>>1506740
"Bob...Are you high again?"
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506747
THIS IS OUR SECRET TECHNIQUE, OP
TACTICAL RETREAT
>>
>>1506747
Show him cute Bob face and say no
>>
>>1506746
oh shit nigga, you better roll
>>
>>1506748
Secret technique my ass
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506748
intercept help them escape
clutching my bible.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506748
o3o
>>
>>1506751
Secret for being shit I guess
>>
>>1506753
damnit if you rolled sooner!
>>
>>1506753
oh thank God
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1506753
And so Joseph carried Oswell and Gar to safety.
Leaving Horace behind to face the swarm.
Now it's the weapons' turn.
Horace roll 1d10
The weapons have a +1 over you.
You ahve nothing
>>1506749
>>
>>1506759
OH FUCK WE FORGOT HORACE
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1506759
I walk in the light of the lord, he be my shepard.
I'mma carry dis weight.
>>
>>1506759
Mark really views Bob as an ugly sunovabitch doesn't he
>>
>>1506761
and so I die
clutching my bible
take care my comrades
>>
>>1506761
Horace dies of multiple stab wounds.
His corpse left to the enemies, subjected to their evil schemes.
What I'm saying is the party will probably have to fight Zombie Horace in the future.
>>1506763
Depends on what he's smoking at the time.
>>
>>1506766
can I still control him?
>>
>>1506766
damn it
get everyone healed up and make a fire for us to rest
>>
>>1506766
RIP IN PIECES
>>
HORACEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>1506767
Oh wait, that's a winning roll. Hmm
>>1506768
You wanna kill the other hunters?
>>
>>1506766
Welp
Switching to bob now
Drag Horace's corpse to my room
,..for some purpose
>>
>>1506766
shit...his sacrifice was not in vain..I am just really surprised that he was the fisrt one to really die and not Gar
>>
>>1506773
press the button, OP
>>
>>1506777
Well okay. . .
Poke Horace
"You okay, buddy?"
>>
>>1506773
part of the game or do I get to choose a new hunter?
>>
>>1506781
boop
>>
>>1506780
Reminder Bob doesn't do anything stupid
>>
>>1506782
I mean you'll control Zombie Horace
>>
>>1506782
Nah, you with Bobby now
Master Mark will treat you right, hun
>>
>>1506786
if you rewind I will go with the flow. But if you don't I'm a zambie
>>
>>1506788
BOOP
>>
>>1506790
[tape rewiinds]
>>
>>1506792
wooooooaaaahhhhhhhh
>>
>>1506792
This is a bad trip, man
>>
>>1506792
oooooooooooooooooh
>>
>>1506792
Oh no it's actually OP's homemade cooking tutorial video
>>
>>1506792
So no new corpse friend?
Bobby is sad :(
>>
>>1506792
"Look honey, it's our new child"
"Wow. What a hideous creature. I'll name it Bitchface"
Oh shit I rewinded too far
>>
>>1506797
Corpses aint our friends, those ghoul bastards killed Jamal
>>
>>1506798
nigga what the fuck
how did Joseph become the Axeman we all know?
>>
>>1506798
We had a strange relationship with dad.
>>
>>1506801
But we could feed on a corpse for a week!
That means we could chill out in our room for a whole week without doing any work
>>
>>1506806
you can't have me silly vamp! teehee
>>
>>1506806
We survive on drinking blood, ghoul blood is nasty
>>
Going to sleep see ya it was nice watching!!! o3o
>>
>>1506807
Oh well, you're to skinny anyway
Bobby need a real man with thick meat like that armored fella over there
He bled so much yet still survive!
What a man!
>>
>>1506811
he dead too you fool
done you body shame me shit lord mysoginistic prick REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>1506803
>>1506805
"HANDS UP FUCKOS! I'M A VAMPIRE TIME TRAVELLER!"
OH SHIT HE TRYNA CHANGE THE TIMELINE
>>
>>1506814
Time travel Police where are you!
>>
>>1506814
NO YOU DON'T
I SUMMON CANON, THE TIME-POLICE OFFICER
>>
>>1506814
Time traveler Bob from the future arrives to stop him
>>
>>1506814
Good thing this is in the past so it already happened so we survived since we still exist.
Now watch as dad beheads that vampire with his hat's sharp edge
>>
>>1506817
We'll raise him as a replacement for our son!
Bobby is a good daddy
>>
>>1506816
"FREEZE, SCUMBAG"
>>1506817
zzzap
"The fuck are you assholes doing in my house" - Joseph Sr.
>>
>>1506821
inb4 Joseph Sr decapitates all of them with his fuckhuge axe
>>
>>1506821
stop him officer he's trying to change the timeline with out rewinding!
>>
>>1506821
AW YEAH, I'M SURE CANON WILL STOP THIS MADNESS
>>
>>1506821
what the fuck is happening.
And why did a barb whose breath smells of dick suddently appear?
>>
>>1506821
TAZE HIM OFFICER
>>
>>1506821
We are Time Patrol Bob from the future. We're here to make sure your son survives
>>
>>1506830
But we already have a son. If Chad hunter hasnt killed him that is
>>
>>1506825
>>1506829
"Haha yeah sure. I'll give you til the count of 5 to start running"
>>
>>1506832
there's a reason Joseph grew up like this.
>>
>>1506831
Oh shit, we better go kill chad while he's still a baby!
>>
>>1506832
AND THAT'S WHY TIME TRAVELING IS DANGEROUS, KIDS
DON'T ATTEMPT TO DO THAT AT HOME
>>
>>1506837
Josephs first words
>>
>>
>>1506841
Dude, we're vampire
If we're chivalrous and fair we'll be fuckin paladin
>>
>>1506832
"...Five"
And so all the time travellers died.
The End.
>>
>>1506842
We're a vampire with some sense of honor
>>
>>1506843
take us back to the present, OP
>>
>>1506844
Okay, Bobby's code of honor:
1. No killing infants and women
2. No dinner after 7
Anything else?
>>
>>1506845
Okay here you go
>>
>>1506849
hmm it's no mystery box, but it'll do
open it
>>
>>1506849
OPEN IT
>>
>>1506848
Must never betray master Mark
>>
>>1506849
OPEN THAT SHIT B
>>
>>1506849
That's a nice present.
Open it.
>>
>>1506856
Just get back to me and Gar being dead.
Fucking dumbass box.
>>
>>1506856
fasftorward?
>>
>>1506856
take us back to the present, as in time, OP
you know, when you reminded the tape too far
>>
>>1506856
Check under the paper!
Bobby has a good feeling about this
>>
>>1506861
FIGHT ME YOU PUNKASS BOX
>>
>>1506861
Pull away the fake screen and reveal the real adventure behind it
>>
>>1506866
...okay let's go back to the adventure
>>
>>1506868
>>1506867
What adventure? There's nothing behind here, stop looking
>>
>>1506870
Give me adventure or I swear to god
>>
>>1506870
Yea OP is naked behind there
>>
>>1506871
>>1506872
>>1506873
A vampire, taking advantage of the confusion.
Shoved Gar's face into Oswell's butt
>>
>>1506876
I dont know what I expected
>>
>>1506876
Oh come on Lee
>>
>>1506876
"I'll give you til the count of 5 to start running"
glare at the vampire intensely
>>
>>1506876
CLEEEEAVER
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506877
>>1506878
>>1506879
>>1506880
5
Roll 1d10
+10 Joseph
+7 Lee the sick fuck vampire
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1506882
HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL
>>
>>1506882
Well, so Bobby got a new corpse friend or not?
>>
>>1506883
3/6 HP left
>>1506884
No. Horace scrammed
>>
>>1506885
NOW PREPARE TO DEFEND AGAINST HIS ATTACK SINCE GAR AND OSWELL ARE STILL DEAD
>>
>>1506885
Awww :(
>>
>>1506884
Master Mark is the only friend we need. Also our vambeast gang
>>
>>1506889
But our friends are dying one by one...
First Jamal, then Fred
Well nvm, fuck Fred
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1506886
Roll 1d10
+10 Joseph
+7 Lee the sick fuck vampire
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506893
PARRY
>>
>>1506891
We still got our boys Otto, Lenny and Geoffrey
>>
>>1506894
clang
>>
>>1506896
NOW RIPOSTE WITH THE DECAPITATION!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1506898
Roll 2d10
+10 Joseph
+7 Lee the sick fuck vampire
Second roll needs to be >=4
>>
Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d10)
>>1506899
FWOOSH
>>
BEING DEAD SURE IS BORING, OH, HI GRANDPA
HOW IT'S GOING
>>
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d10)
>>1506899
wait nigga
>>
>>1506902
>>1506901
"Where's your sword you gigantic failure?"
>>
>>1506904
>Joseph grandpa
Jonathan?
>>
>>1506904
alright, loot
then first aid oswell and gar
>>
>>1506904
loot that vampire
>>
>>1506904
>"Where's your sword you gigantic failure?"
*LONG SUMMARY OF PREVIOUS DEATHS HERE*
AAAND THAT'S HOW I LOST IT.
ALMOST NOT MY FAULT, HONESTLY
>>
>>1506904
hobble to the others
clinging to .5 hp that I have left.
clutching the bible that has a huge gash in it.
>>
>>1506906
On the vampire, you found a photo
Anyway, who do you want to try and cure first?
>>1506909
"Pffft yeah sure. Goodbye gigantic failure of a grandson. And to think I was gonna give you a sick giant spirit sword for your birthday. For shame"
>>1506910
Oh hey look, it's Horace.
>>
>>1506913
Oswell
>>
>>1506913
Why did Lee have a picture of our ass?
>>
>>1506913
>"Pffft yeah sure. Goodbye gigantic failure of a grandson. And to think I was gonna give you a sick giant spirit sword for your birthday. For shame"
GRANDPA, I'LL BECOME BETTER. I STILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET MY ORIGINAL SWORD BACK, EVEN IF THAT MEANS DYING TO IT 4TH TIME PROBABLY
>>
>>1506915
He does things to Bob when he's sleeping.
Unmentionable things.
>>
>>1506917
I need to talk to master Mark about getting a lock for the door to my cave
>>
>>1506913
Also yell out a challenge to Bob
An arm wrestling challenge.
If he wins, he gets the photo. If he looses, we will show it to all vampires, Mark included.
>>
>>1506913
heal plox
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1506914
Roll 1d10
>>1506916
"Pffft, sure you will"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506922
this might be harder than I thought
probably not gonna get it this try
>>
>>1506920
We can arm rassle, but theres no shame in showing your ass to the world
>>
>>1506922
heal self plox
>>
>>1506922there never will be single protagonist which has parents and such proud of him
GRANDPA, HOW CAN I BE AS COOL AS YOU
>>
>>1506928
Lee visited everyone at night, for he was a scumbag homo
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506924
>>1506928
Well that didn't work
>>1506926
Roll 1d10
>>1506927
"Try getting back your sword first" Grandpa says as he does battle with the giant Swordbeast in the Sky
>>
>>1506929
We didn't find photos of other vampires on him.
Just you.
Really makes me think.
>>
>>1506930
we try again for first aid on oswell
>>
>>1506931
Well I do have a firm butt
>>
>>1506933
That's up to Bob to answer now aint it
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1506930
>>
>>1506930
>"Try getting back your sword first" Grandpa says
that starting to be standard dying routine.
FUN
>as he does battle with the giant Swordbeast in the Sky
grab ghostly popcorn
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1506936
Horace managed to heal himself
>>1506932
Roll 1d10
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1506938
2ez
>>
>>1506938
first aid on Gar
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1506939
>>1506941
Oswell lives
>>1506940
Roll1d10
>>
>>1506938
Arm rassle Joseph in a hidden room out of the other hunters sight after hes healed Oswell
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506942
CLEAR!
>>
>>1506945
>>1506946
>>1506944
Gar lives.
>>
>>1506949
throw cleaver at OP above the door
then proceed to challenge BOB
>>
>>1506949
my not-homo senses are tingling...
>>
>>1506949
GUYS
GUYS
I'VE SEEN MY ANCESTORS
THEY GAVE ME A MISSION TO GET MY SWORD BACK
PLZ LET'S NOT DESTROY HER ACCIDENTALLY IN NEXT FIGHT WHILE I ATTEMPT TO GRAB HER AND MAKE HER MINE
>>
>>1506952
oh great gar is even more crazy than before....
>>
>>1506953
and my name was stolen by name goblins.
>>
>>1506955
AND YOU CALL ME CRAZY
>>
>>1506955
Annoying little fiends
>>
>>1506957
arm wrestle
>>
>>1506956
you are crazy!
>>
>>1506957
op what is our location now?
>>
>>1506960
SAYS GREENSKIN WANNABE
>>
>>1506959
Is Bub ready?
>>1506961
Some room somewhere
>>
>>1506962
how dare ypu, after I save your life you ungrateful curr!
>>
>>1506963
give him til the count of 5, OP
>>
>>1506963
It is time for the wrestle of arms.
>>
>>1506963
Bob is ready. Get serious and use non-cute true form for rasslin
>>
>>1506968
I refuse to calm my man tits!
>>
>>1506963
can I stab bob?
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1506973
ONE
>>
>>1506973
aw dude, fine what can we do in the mean time?!
>>
>>1506973
>One of the stipulations for this match was that they slink off to somewhere the other hunters didn't know
AW FUCK
LET'S JUST TRAIN WITH AN AXE WHILE THEY ARE AWAY, SO I WON'T BE AS BAD WITH NEXT ATTACKS
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1506973
>>
>>1506977
awww shit Axeman losing to a vamp?
>>
>>1506976
Joseph has been given his axe back when you died.
>>
>>1506978
i was actually considering going easy so we'd have no bonuses
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506973
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>
>>1506979
fine geez. do push ups
>>
BOB OVERPOWERS THE AXEMAN !
CAN HE MAKE A COMEBACK!?!
>>1506975
Think of something, I aint yo mama
>>
>>1506982
AND SQUATS
>>
>>1506983
C-C-C-COMEBACK
and by that i mean we shoot him with the headcannon
>>
>>
>>1506983
Push his hand down as hard as you can, your ass is at stake here
>>
>>1506983
work on dance skillz
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1506986
>>1506985
>>1506987
ROLL 1d10 FOR WHATVER YOU'RE DOING FAGGOTS
Bob has +8 Power
Joseph has +10 Power
>>1506988
Roll 1d10 against my roll
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1506989
a noble cause
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1506989
C-C-COMEBACK
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1506989
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506989
I'M DOING PUSHUPS
I'M TRAINING FOR BOSS FIGHT
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1506989
No headcannon?
Fine.
But it would have been hilarious.
TIME FOR A COMEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
LOOK AT THESE BICEPS, SON
>>
>>
>>1506992
oh jesus we both fail
>>
>>1506998
heal legs
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1506998
>Horace broke his legs dancing while Gar broke his arms doing pushups.
NO I DIDN'T
>>
>>1506998
challenge bob to a different bet this time
we want that helmet he's got that gives him extra health
>>
>>1506998
The arm wrassle gods frown upon us.
Time for a different challenge.
>>
>>1507001
>2
Yeah you did
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1507005
ATTEMPT TO HEAL HANDS
WE CAN REBUILD THEM
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>>
>>1507006
eyy, hold up nigga
you've been cool with us the past two threads
we want you on our side
>>
>>
>>1507009
What's wrong with the underground gambling bar? You could win more equipment by gambling there. Of course the price for losing would be bigger too
>>
>>1507006
You aren't even wearing it tho
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1507010
if fail make another attempt
>>
>>1507010
'TIS IS BUT A SCRATCH
>>
>>1507010
Nah but I offer to show them the way to the underground vamp equipment gambling bar. And give them a vamp disguise
>>
>>
>>1507016
Only Broseph though, any more newcomers would raise suspicion
>>
>>1507018
>>1507016
>>1507015
Ah yes. That place.
>>
>>1507017
the fuck, jesus heal again heal!
>>
>>1507020
Place is hosted by the elder vampire of gambling, Gamberno
>>
>>1507017
ATTEMPT TO REGENERATE CONNECTIONS USING SHEER WILLPOWER
>>
>>1507020
harr de har
let's put our vampire disguise on and enter
>>
>>1507020
Nice place.
Let's go in!
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1507027
+WILL BONUS
>>
>>1507027
"I am Yusuf"
is the reason why Bob isn't here often because he doesn't have money?
>>
>>1507027
New guy, just freshly converted. Tell master Gamberno your name bruh
>>
>>1507029
dice god WHYYYYYYYY
>>
>>1507027
Put on our best arabic accent
"I am Yùsùf, vampire of the Assamite bloodline. I have returned after many years as a spy within the Hunters. I wish to blow some steam, if catch my drift."
>>
>>1507030
Bobby's not here often because Master Mark worked Bobby's ass to the bone!
We're not poor!
>>
>>1507030
Well you gamble equipment not money, and Bob had no equipment
>>
>>1507036
Yeah master Mark hooks us up with some good shit
>>
>>1507033
>>1507030
"Greetings, Yusuf. And Yeah. Bob's broke. I mean look, he doesn't even have any pants. Spent all his savings one time last month trying to win a new pair of gold plated fangs. Ended up losing everything"
>>1507029
>>
>>1507039
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>1507039
Damn our wife was pissed for that one
>>
>>1507040
Gotta go eat dinner.
be back in 45-ish minutes.
>>
>>1507039
man, we'll get Bob some new pants, I promise him this
LET'S GO GAMBLING
see if there's any slots or any poker games we can get into
>>
>>1507039
what a fool.
Do you have any open games we may join, elder vampire? I have much to spend.
>>
>>1507043
USE PERCEPTION TO CHECK IF THIS IS AN EVIL TRICKERY
>>
>>1507044
Yay new pants!
Now it'll be much harder to molest little ol' Bobby
>>
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>>1507051
Can you blame them, really?
>>
>>1507054
yes
>>
Alright Im back. What's happening
>>
>>1507062
We gambling.
>>
>>1507063
It's real. I got your arms right here.
>>1507064
>>1507065
Which game? Slots perhaps?
>>
>>1507068
GIVE THEM BACK
>>
>>1507068
yeee
slots sound fun
let's do it
>>
>>1507068
Naw, Texas Hold 'Em.
Slots is a scam, everyone knows it.
>>
>>1507069
ON what grounds?
>>1507070
>>1507071
Ya suuuure?
>>
>>
>>
>>1507076
Aw fine, cards it is
>>
>>1507073
>ON what grounds?
THEY ARE MINE
>>
>>1507080
slots it is then
>>
>>1507079
And how are they yours?
>>
>>
>>1507080
Let's try dice then.
Liar's Dice is always fun.
>>
>>1507082
DON'T YOU FEEL STUPIDITY FLOWING TO YOUR HEAD, OP
GUESS WHICH STUPIDITY IT IS
HERE
SEE THAT ROCK
DON'T YOU WANT TO THROW IT
>>
>>1507085
Not really.
Great back scratchers though
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1507087
TRYING TO USE ARMS ON A DISTANCE VIA SHEER WILLPOWER
>>
>>1507087
put some money into the slots and pull it
>>
>>1507088
ooh, even vibrates on its own. Also a great back massager, nice.
>>1507084
Hard to play that when everybody can see your dice aint it.
>>
>>1507088
Does sheer willpower make your dick hard?
>>
>>1507091
But we're playing against NPCs.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1507091
TRY 2 - TRY HARDER
NEWTYPE'S FLASH, THEY ARE FUNNELS NOW
>>
>>1507094
Yeah and the whole point of Liar's Dice is you can't see the dices.
And on Qst all dice rolls are shown
>>
Fo reals though, the reason I'm delaying the dice and cards choices is because I can't work up a proper way to impllement them into qst's system of dices
>>
>>1507102
what a shame
roll them slots, OP
>>
>>
>>1507106
No.
To everything in your post.
>>
>>1507104
Roll 3d10 to roll em slots.
Get the three dices to be the same numbers to win
Get them all to be 7s to win big,
>>
Rolled 7, 2, 3 = 12 (3d10)
>>1507109
>>
>>
>>1507110
Too bad
>>
Rolled 5, 10, 5 = 20 (3d10)
>>1507112
roll again, nigga
>>
>>1507113
Dude no
>>
>>1507121
What nose hat.
>>
>>1507121
We may aswell go naked then.
The vampire ladies will faint when seeing our herculean physique.
>>
>>1507123
the hat we had before, nigga
the one that when you look at it from above, it looks like a nose
it even had the curved tips to the side
put us in the fight pit
>>
>>1507125
Yeah you lost it
>>
>>1507126
damn it, OP
just let us fight for our equipment and then some
>>
>>1507128
"Oh? Want to try the fight pit do you?"
>>
CAN I SMITE EVIL YET
>>
>>1507131
Yes Elder Gamberno
Put us in
>>
>>1507126
mean while Horace goes to hunter merchant for new legs
>>
>>1507138
I'm up. We lost our legs?
>>
>>1507140
yeah tried dancing they broke, tried to heal they fell off.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1507136
"Sure. Right this way"
>>1507135
Perhaps.
Gar is pulled into the shadows by an unknown force.
>>1507138
Roll 1d10 to find the merchant
>>
>>1507144
ask Gamberno if we can bring Bob in as our co-op partner
>>
>>1507144
HEY
GUYS
HELP
ANYONE
STRUGGLE AND GET FREE
>>
>>1507145
New pants for Bobby!
>>
>>1507145
"Bob's inactve right now"
>>1507147
You hear a voice:
"Hey, hunter. You want to fight some vampires?"
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1507144
>>
>>1507154
>"Hey, hunter. You want to fight some vampires?"
WHO IS IT?
REVEAL YOURSELF, EVIL VOICE!
>>
>>1507154
>"Hey, hunter. You want to fight some vampires?"
I'm not sure... sounds shady.
>>
>>1507155
>he's here
That can be fixed
>>
>>1507160
hmmmmm
he's definitely here, OP
I feel it, you can't just kill off a player character when they're not there to play
>>
>>1507160
Bob wake up in fear when hearing that he need to wear pants!!!!
>>
>>1507160
Hey, I... uh-
I'll go back to sleep then
No need for that pointy thing, OP
>>
>>1507167
BOB
GET INTO THE FIGHT PIT WITH ME
WE'RE GETTING YOU PANTS, FAG
>>
>>1507170
OKAY I CAN HEAR YOU
Put your axe away, it's giving me shivers
>>
>>1507170
NOOOO I DU'NOT WANT TO WEAR PANTS!!!! It reminding me by former life as human... Wait... was I human before...?
>>
>>1507170
Enter when you're ready
MEANWHILE, AT GAR's PLACE IN THE SHADOWS
"Don't you want a weapon, boy? Don't you want to fight vampires for it?"
>>
>>1507177
find a leg smith
>>
>>1507177
Joseph and Bob enter the fight pit
>>
>>1507177
We were born ready
>>
>>1507176
I do concur that wearing loincloth is far more comfortable for little Bobby
But pants made it harder to molest us
>>
>>1507177
I NEED NOTHING FROM YOU EVIL CREATURES
NOTHING!
I CAN DEAL WITH EVIL WITHOUT WEAPONS, OR DIE TRYING
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1507179
Roll 1d10 to find the leg merchant
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1507186
stop rolling so high!
>>
>>1507184
Maybe we should wearing loincloth with inbuild bear traps to prevent from getting molesting by other fagpirer.
So long we don't wear pants, I'm fine that we enter the pit.
>>
>>
>>1507195
oh hey, an unarmed hunter
easy pickings
he looks like Gar too, he must a homosexual
PULL BACK ATTACK
>>
>>1507195
BOOOOOOOOOOOOB
GODS ARE SMILING UPON ME TODAY
THROW BIGGEST ROCK I CAN FIND ONTO BOB
>>
>>
>>1507195
Go full Dio Brando mode¨for the fight.
>>
>>1507195
Disarm pants!
>>
>>1507199
You throw the cleaver at the unarmed one
>>1507201
OH SHIT! BOB'S SIDEKICK ATTACKS BEFORE YOU CAN PICK UP THE ROCK!
Roll 1d10
+10 Power Axeguy
+7 Power Armored Dude
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1507206
what the fuck is that idiot doing with that rock
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1507206
FUCK OFF YOU RANDOM VAMP, DON'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY PICKING OUT SPECIAL ROCK FOR MY DEAR FRIEND BOB TO BE HIS GRAVE STONE
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1507206
ayy lmao
>>
>>1507182
you gotta roll my nigga
>>
>>1507208
Aww, have we met before?
>>
>>1507213
I
HATE
YOU
>>
>>1507210
>>1507208
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp.
WILL THE AXEGUY ATTACK ARMOREDDUDE AFTER THE PULLBACK FOR A COMBO? OR WOULD HE LEAVE HIM STUNNED?
>>
>>1507218
COMBOOOOOOO
GO FOR THE CROTCH AREA WITH THE AXE
>>
>>1507222
Dude that is overkill even I like the idea.
>>
>>1507222
You hit the armored hunter! He has 3/9 HP left!
>>
>>1507230
holy shit, we really are the damage dealer
>>
>>1507230
Daaaaaaaaaayum.
>>
>>1507230I'M STARTING TO BE A BIT CLOSER TO ACCEPTING DARK POWERS JUST TO MURDER THESE FAGGOTS
ANYWAY
STILL TRY AND MURDER BOB WITH A HUGE FUCKING ROCK
IF IT'S LAST THING I DO
IGNORE PAIN
>>
>>1507230
Disarm pants!
>>
>>1507237
OSWELL STOLE THEM
WHEN I WAS DEAD
>>
>>1507237
Oswell stole it last thread
>>
>>1507236
>>1507234
Roll 1d10 to see whose pants will be disarmed.
Or whose face will be smacked with a rock
+8 Bob
+7 Armored Guy
>>
>>1507242
And now we're gonna steal your pants >:3
*insert cute Bobby face*
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1507247
NO YOU DON'T
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1507247
Pants off!!! While looking cute!!!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1507247
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>>1507249
>>1507252
*SNAP*
I DESIRE POWER.
WHERE IS MY CURSED SWORD
I WILL ACCEPT IT
WHATEVER THE COST
KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER KILL MURDER
>>
>>1507257
Uh, you okay there?
Can I have your pants? :3
>>
>>1507257
>>1507257
"You sure, boy? Do you accept the power I will grant you? Do you accept...my sword?"
>>
>>1507264
Y
E
S
>>
>>1507264
>my sword?
What sword are we talking about here, shadow?
>>
>>
>>1507264
Yay!
Now Bobby's sweet little ass will be harder to molest!
Wait, where's that dark aura coming from?
>>
>>1507264
Don't do it!!! Don't fall to the dark side...!!! You will only get molested!!!
>>
>>1507265
"Then take it"
>>
>>1507273
Whoa, that's a huge sword.
>>
>>1507273
TAKE IT
JUMP CUT BOB
>>
>>1507273
mean while Horace is wheeling around looking for a leg smith on a plank of wood with wheels on it
>>
>>1507275
...for you
>>
>>1507273
Isn't he still allergic to swords?
>>
>>1507280
he took his meds
>>
>>1507286
then he is gonna get hives
>>
>>1507280
The curse of "holding" swords doesn't count if the sword is a part of himself. Cursing him to become the HUNTER ABOMINATION
12 POWER
8 SPEED
CURRENTLY 3/12 HP
8 SPECIAL
8 WILL
Oh and he's gonna jump up and cut down on Bob
Roll 1d10 nerds
+12 Abomination
+8 Bob
>>1507277
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
KILL BOB
I
L
L
B
O
B
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1507305
Oh shi-
>>
>>1507305
did I find a leg smith yet?
>>
>>1507308
>>1507309
AND AFTER ALL THAT BUILDUP.
He misses.
Fucking really.
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>1507313
You found the merchant
"So, what's going on witchu Horace?"
>>
>>1507326
I need new legs and a new bible, I used them too hard, but my bible did a real good job.
>>
>>1507326
BOB, LET'S DO A COMBO ATTACK
>>
>>1507326
>He misses.
genre's classics
btw OP, can I now recover health or absorb life force from others?
>>
>>1507326
HEACANN- oh wait we can't use that because SOMEONE lost it.
shiet.
Well, time for a good ol' decapitation.
>>
>>1507331
Yeah.
When you actually hit something goddamnit.
>>
>>1507330
COMBO!!!
>>
>>
>>1507334
that would be good thing to happen, yeah
>>
>>1507337
our bible is torn to shit, it saved us from dying
>>
>>1507330
Combo attack!!! And looking cute at same time...!
Ok I now leaving the thread, need to eat food and learning some stuff
>>
>>1507345
Aww, Bobby's getting lonely in this big empty head by himself
:3
>>
>>1507338
Axeman and Bob does a combo attack.
Their Bonus is +18 combined
Hunter Abomination is + 12
Roll 1d10
Except for Axeman, axeman roll 2d10
If second roll is >=4, decapitation
>>1507329
"why do you need new legs?"
>>
Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d10)
>>1507350
FWOOOOOOOOOSH
>>
>>1507350
We lost them from dancing too hard and failing a heal.
Can we go pick up our legs to see if we can still recover them?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1507350
YOUR ATTACK WILL NOT COME THRU
>>
>>1507350
well funny story, you this thing dancing? well turns out that breaks legs if you are bad it. Then I tried to fix them and then they fell off....
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1507350
>:3
>>
>>1507360
jesus this fucker here
>>
>>1507358
Well fucking shit. That slaps me on the knee
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1507350
k
>>
>>
>>1507360
[spoilers]Holy shit, another 10?[/spoilers]
>>
>>1507362
Unless Mark will save me or something else, dunno
I mean what the point anymore? Clearly GAR have been deathflagged by dice god since the start
I should've took the hints
>>
>>1507368
Oh it wasn't Mark talking to you. It was Kaine.
>>
>>1507368
>Unless Mark will save me or something else, dunno
or granpa
but he probably already disowned me after I took the dark side
I fail to see a plothole
>>
>>1507368
You'll have the opportunity of choosing a different class.
>>
>>
>>1507353
>>1507360
>>1507358
In the end. The Vampire Lord Kaine ultimately got what he wanted.
A hunter is dead
More blood was spilled.
And soon he'll have a new headless minion.
>>1507354
"But you still have them"
>>
>>1507385
you mean I could walk all along?! I just had to believe?!
>>
>>1507385
ayyy
ask Gamberno for our stuff back now and more stuff too
was he entertained?
>>
>>1507385
Justice has been done.
We could try extracting the abomination's essence, to try and find a cure, maybe a revival potion.
>>
>>1507385
Alright, let's check out our prizes
>>
>>1507385
>And soon he'll have a new headless minion.
so final GAR death now?
It was fun while it lasted
>pick most armored character
>get most deaths
I guess logic didn't work all that well as I hoped.
>>
>>
>>1507395
What, you don't want to play as Undead Mechanical Gar?
>>
>>1507401
I want
that's why I put PROBABLY
And that why "final death" was a question
I didn't know evil possessed mechanical technology
cool
>>
>>1507388
"I am entertained, "vampire Yusuf". But since this is a gambling den...you want to go double or nothing?"
>>1507389
The corpse's gone
>>1507387
"Yeah pretty much. The legs were inside you all along"
>>1507405
That's Mark and Walter's speciality
>>
>>1507408
Stand and walk around
MY GOD!
Then can I get a new bible!?
>>
>>1507408
Well, Bobby's already got his pants...
>>
>>1507408
>Walter'
I'll never remember all these names
>>
>>1507408
What's that double all about?
Is it an upgrade to all my equipment?
>>
>>1507408
Tell Gamberno that we're okay
having our stuff back is good enough
ask him if Bob will get any prizes, like pants
>>
>>1507413
>>1507415
"Simple really. Fight another fight. Win and you get more stuff and upgrades. Lose and you're stripped of all belongings"
>>1507410
"Yeah sure"
The merchant gives Ho-Ass a new Bible
>>
>>
>>1507421
I wonder how the guys are doing? Merchant you think we are way off track at all?
>>
>>1507426
"Lesseee then"
>>
>>1507430
Shit. We've left the rails long ago.
>>
>>1507423
Yeah, we'll regroup for now
>>
>>1507423
Well, this is goodbye then.
:'3
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1507432
>>1507435
"Very well. You may leave the pit. Come again soon"
Now.
Roll 1d10 to not trip and drop your vampire disguise
>>
Wait shit, Gar is dead for real now?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1507437
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1507437
rly?
>>
>>1507437
YO PAUL I'M GOING TO BED TAKE OVER
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1507446
Hey, uh, it's just...
He's my friend from different castle, so he's different? maybe?
>>
>>1507445
>>1507442
"Hm?"
>>1507440
Dead is subjective
>>
>>1507452
>>1507450
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
>>
>>1507455
I had a close call with one of the Hunters during my time as a spy.
His bomb scarred my face horribly
>>
>>1507455
holy fucking shit, this is too good
ahahahaha
>>
>>
>>1507455
It's true!
He came from a mask-themed castle so he wore mask all the time!
He's not a hunter, I swear!
>>
>>1507458
>>1507462
"Wow, so your friend must be one ugly son of a bitch huh Bob?"
>>
>>1507474
Well, his dad once called him bitchface
>>
>>
>>1507477
"He's still a biiiitchfaaaaaccceeeeee"
Thus ends the short cameo from
THE GHOST OF JOSEPH SR.
"wat"
>>
>>1507480
Indeed, i had.
Yùsùf is always fun.
>>
>>1507483
Dad would never say that. I still remember the time i gave him an axe made from ghoul bones for Father's Day. He loved that gift.
No wait, dad would totally say that.
>>
>>1507483
Yeah, uh- so, Elder Gamberno, we'll take our leave now, thanks.
>>
>>1507494
"...hold it. It's time for the good old Blood Test to determine the truthfulness of your claim. Have your friend drink this cup of blood, and we'll see if he's a vampire or not"
>>
>>1507498
Can we tell him that Yusuf's trying to watch his diet?
>>
>>1507498
I'm vegan.
>>
>>1507498
Hey Jose, just drink it. It's not big deal, probably just Gar's blood they've been collecting lately
>>
>>1507504
"One drink wouldn't hurt...Or are you a filthy hunter?"
>>
>>
>>1507511
Was he? Was Gar actually an elf? Is there any wandering spirits of Gar who can answer this question?
>>
>>1507511
I WONDER IF THEM DRINKING MY BLOOD WILL LET ME TO CONTROL THEM FOR ONE TURN AT LEAST
>>
>>1507510
>>1507519
Of course i'm not, but you don't understand.
Every day, countless of humans are bred and killed for the vampire consumist economy. But the more humans we breed, the more hunters will spring up. Furthermore, human blood is known for causing over 37 known kinds of testicular cancer.
The more blood you drink, the more your balls will shrink.
That's our motto.
>>
>>1507519
Well there was a moment where GAR was shown without helmet and he has long ears. Can't really fight the direct visual evidence.
I don't want to admit that, but I may be at least half-elf, wasn't able to grow a beard in time tho
>>
>>1507511
Well they occasionally eat "meat" but those kind of meat doesn't count as long they don't swallowis he?
>>
>>1507519
Oh and I do eat meat
I LOVE MEAT
>>
>>1507522
"Stop your yappin'. Either drink it and prove that you're a vampire. Or don't and prove that you're a hunter and get murderized"
>>
>>1507530
If I didn't eat meat, we wouldn't have that conversation about me eating monster's meat as heresy, even it was theoretical discussion
Vegan wouldn't think about it period
>>
>>1507533
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>
>>1507533
Don't you have fish blood?
It's much healthier.
.
.
.
Alright fine i'll drink it.
Give it here.
>>
>>1507542
I'll transferring deathflag on you, don't worry
>>
>>1507548
Can i have some privacy?
Fo real, don't look at me like that man.
It's creepy.
>>
>>1507551
Vampires are not known for their respect of personal space
>>
>>1507553
>Vampires are not known for their respect of personal space
Are they like wizards?
>>
>>1507553
Well i'm vegan.
I like to give trees their personal space.
*sip*
>>
>>1507555
...salty
Smells kinda bad actually
>>
>>1507560
>:3
>>
>>1507558
Wait a sec...
Is this blood from that guy i killed earlier?
He smelled pretty bad.
Also he got kinda salty sometimes.
>>
>>1507558
>>1507560
>>1507563
"Surprise! It's actually not blood, I was messing withcha.....It's actually urine from a guy that had kidney stones"
>>
>>1507565
Wow, what a dick.
>>
>>1507565
"Anyway. Bye."
>>
>>1507571
Bye Elder Gamberno!
>>
>>1507579
They are nice to Bobby
They like playing harmless pranks tho
>>
AND SO.
Joseph goes back to where the other hunters are. Horace stands while Oswell is still in a coma.
Now. What to do about Bob....
In other news, a corpse is being transfered up onto the clocktower where Mark resides.
>>
>>1507591
>In other news, a corpse is being transfered up onto the clocktower where Mark resides.
Should we do anything about this?
>>
>>1507591
Bobby's going back to Master Mark, for now
>>
>>
>>1507591
>In other news, a corpse is being transfered up onto the clocktower where Mark resides.
MORE POWER SOON
EVEN DICE GOD WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME
>>
>>1507600
Wait, I thought you guys are poor?
>>
>>1507599
Yeah. After he was tricked into drinking piss.
>>
>>1507607
Yeah, did he win any prizes?
>>
>>1507606
When i have one, i mean.
But we can grind some encounters and find some cash.
>>
MEANWHILE, IN THE CLOCKTOWER WHERE MARK RESIDES
"Walter? What are you doing here? I'm sure I didn't call for an lonely autist that likes to play with dolls?"
"Save you yammering, I'm only here because Lord Kaine told me to. Apparently there's something that he needs me to assist you with. Because of course, an unskilled craftsman such as you could never get anything right"
"You wanna get stabbed?"
"You?"
"Anyway, what's this thing that he needs to be done?"
"Dunno, he didn't say clearly, apparently a new minion will be made"
>>1507607
He won his lost hat and cape back after losing them in slots.
>>
>>
>>1507621
so, I guess I have no control over what GAR will end up look like, or do I?
Walter seems like ok vamp.
>>
>>1507621
Das why gambling is bad, kids.
Also why we should've played anything that isn't slots.
>>
>>1507629
>>1507628
>>1507632
MEANWHILE, THE TRASPORTATION OF THE CORPSE IS GOING WELL
>>
>>1507642
My hunter senses are tingling...
I smell a salty dead hunter!
That way!
>>
[LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS]
>>
"Anyway, how's your sex life?"
[spit take]
>>1507646
>>1507648
Roll 1d10 to see if the hunters managed to detect the transport.
The corpse gets 2 rolls
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1507652
dice god plz
will you be dick to dead too, after being dick to good and bad alive person?
>>
>>1507652
Fug
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1507652
i got a nose for sniffin'
>>
>>1507664
MY DICES ARE FUCKING LOADED I TELL YA
>>
>>
>>1507666
"I just don't like Siberians" - Dice God
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1507660
Goddamn motherfuckin' phone posting
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1507668
Dice God loves Bobby :3
>>
>>1507673
"lol fag"
>>
>>
>>
>>1507680
don't worry
you are next after bob
then comes Oswell
>>
>>1507672
>>1507663
Oh hey look. Vampires transporting Gar's corpse to somewhere.
"Uh....don't mind us"
>>
>>1507686
>Implying Oswell hasn't been fucked by Dice God already. Multiple times
Have you seen my rolls when i played him?
>>
>>1507676
Your luck is akin to being Koschei and having some random jagoff stumbling across his fucking egg
>>
>>1507689
"Oh, sure. Good work guys."
Tip hat at the passing vampires.
Activate headcannon
>>
>>1507689
WHY NO ONE GUARDING THAT TRANSPORTATION
FUCKING ESCORT MISSIONS
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1507695
"oh feg"
Roll 1d10
>>
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1507700
Probably gonna fail but worth it anyway
>>
>>1507703
godfuckingdammit
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>1507710
Pushed so hard the image was lost.
>>
>>1507713
Bobby got his helmet and his pants.
He'll be fine
>>
>>1507714
Oh hey, it's one of Walter's dolls.
>>
>>1507720
what a friendly smile
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1507722
Roll 1d10
+10 Power Joseph
+15 Power Doll
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1507730
wtf nigga.
How much HP does that thing have?
>>
>>1507730
While Joseph busy playing with doll Bobby's gonna fly and take the corpse with him
Master Mark need it after all
>>
>>1507730
about bloody time
>>
>>1507732
15 HP
Thanks to the blast it now has 12 HP.
>>1507733
Bob takes off with the corpse.
>>
>>1507742
>Bob takes off with the corpse.
HEY
I'LL STILL KILL YOU
>>
>>1507742
fug dat i'll skedaddle.
>>
>>1507744
Take a win for a win, man, we're kind of dead. Best to let some things go.
>>
>>1507744
Uh, Master Mark, can you make mr corpsey here stop wanting to kill Bobby?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1507748
clank clank.
Roll 1d10 to pull the cleaver away and escape.
Fail and it pulls Joseph towards itself and gives him a punch.
+15 Power the Doll
+10 Power Joseph
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1507752
sucks dick
>>
>>1507758
Amazing
>>
>>1507758
Joseph got punched. He now has 4/7 HP left.
Good news is the doll has let go of the chain.
>>
>>1507769
skedaddlin'.
Also the other hunters left me alone.
Those fucks.
>>
>>1507774
Joseph Skedaddled
>>1507778
>>1507778
Horace then runs up to the axeman
>>
>>1507778
No use now. Can't do anything against that doll.
>>
>>1507783
Here's your corpse Master Mark
>>
>>1507787
We grind. Until we level up.
Or we go ahead to the next floor.
>>
>>1507787
>>1507796
The stairs are past the armory
>>1507789
"Thank you Bob. You may leave"
"So....I suppose this is the corpse we're suppose to turn into a new minion"
"Indeed, and he's a hunter too"
"A hunter that turned to the dark side huh?"
"Yeah, he turned.....but then he took a swing and...missed"
"What a shame"
>>
>>1507799
I propose that I need a even bigger sword, so every even missed attack will deal some damage via Area of Effect
>>
>>1507799
Let's go into the armory then. Maybe i'll find a better axe.
>>
>>1507799
Did we ever manage to free the possessed sword, or did we tragically fail?
>>
>>1507803
"who said that"
>>1507809
>>1507810
The possessed sword is still there. Currently guarding the entrance to the armory with a bunch of other living weapons.
>>
>>1507803
Fuck that, let's get Narcissistic up in this bitch and become our own ally for that sweet, sweet combo tech
>>
>>1507814
Aw shiet right.
Need holy water, i say.
>>
>>1507814
Aw fuck, we become the sword, didn't we?
>>
>>1507819
Combo-techs are crazy 'cause of the bonuses.
What if... What if...
We combo with ourselves. It would requires a very high level of narcissism though.
>>
>>1507826
>We combo with ourselves. It would requires a very high level of narcissism though.
we need to be not just mechanical undead one
but COMBINING mechanical undead
>>
>>1507819
>>1507818
"Oh wait, I get it now. It's the spirit of the dead hunter"
"Eh, good enough power source I suppose"
>>
>>1507828
So you're saying is
We just katamari more undead into ourselves for even more combo bonus sweetness
Shit I'm down
>>
>>
>>1507838
God--I guess Kain now--yes, can we murder them?
>>
>>1507838
"And what would those other, less important things be?"
>>
>>1507847
I'll be frank just to show that I'm not as lovely completely evil with blind loyality
juuust one of Mark's minions
Bob
I HATE that guy
grudges, you see.
>>
>>
>>1507854
>pride and dignity maybe?
eeeh, I kinda doubt that at this point
let it go
>>
>>1507855
But
Fine
I demand a sword though.
>>
>>1507857
Biggest one plz
>>
>>1507852
>>1507854
"Eh...that's an agreeble price"
"Ey. Watch it Walter. Bob's one of mine. He's a good trustworthy and hardworking vampbeast"
"And this hunter could be come a good, trustworthy and hardworking undead abomination, and we'll only need to lose Bob"
"Ah fuck you, you're only agreeing to that because Bob works for me and you're an asshole who wants to mess with me"
"Eh, that was only like 40% of why I agreed....okay 50%.....Actually 60% of why I agreed. The other 40% is because grudges give spirits power. A ghost with a grudge is stronger than a ghost with no displeasure in the mortal realm"
"Hrrmmm, true...."
"What about his dignity?"
"Ehhhh, too far gone at this point maybe. Perhaps if killing his former friends he could get some pride back"
>>
>>1507863
Daww, Master Mark is a good guy
>>
>>1507863
>"Ey. Watch it Walter. Bob's one of mine. He's a good trustworthy and hardworking vampbeast"
Mark, on one word please. Your "trustworthy" Bob
1) revived me, even tho I want to kill him precisely for that
2) spotted together with Axe Hunter multiple times, they are on friendly terms
3) Hunters tried to recruit him for awhile now.
Just, I wouldn't be so sure of your Bob's loyality, honestly.
>>
>>1507863
>"Ehhhh, too far gone at this point maybe. Perhaps if killing his former friends he could get some pride back"
Even they agree on that, what a shame.
>>
>>1507865
>>1507869
How would Bob respond to this disingenuous accusations?
>>
>>1507869
Just sayin' but Bob also tried to recruit us.
Also he was the one who saved your ded ass from me.
Ungrateful.
>>
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>>1507874
To point of covering them in arena and giving them chance to get a better equipment?
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>>1507878
Okay, can we try to headbutt him
Somehow
Shit, just rolling against him angrily would be good
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>>1507886
The only thing that smells here is ur fagbutt
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>>1507888
I'm a head
>>1507887
we still have one corpse roll
KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB KILL BOB MURDER BOB
>>1507891
YOU ARE ALL NEXT
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>>1507883
"Yeah, they probably won't be able to even beat Mark here. And he's a fucking chump!"
"EY!"
>>1507887
Roll 1d10, Gar's Head and Bob
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1507896
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1507896
KILL
I
L
L
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1507896
We're gonna get ahead in life if it kills us dammit
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>>1507893
>YOU ARE ALL NEXT
We would've helped out had we of gotten our legs earlier.
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>>1507900
>>1507902
>>1507903
"See, his hate for Bob powers him."
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>>1507912
Oh shit.
We may be dealing with an angry head.
100% spooked.
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>>1507912
Weep a tear
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>>1507912
Just imagine gentlemen
Killing machine powered by hate THIS MASSIVE to everything what happened before this
Sounds like one good and powerful machine made for one task
CLEAVE HUNTERS(and bob)
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>>1507919
"Anyway, as per Lord Kaine ordered. Time to start the procedure."
"Yes. Scoop out most of his flesh and bone, replace them with whatever the fuck you use as the frames to your dolls, you creepy fuck"
"Indeed, and then you may use your shoddy craftsmanship to arm the outer shell"
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>>1507930
Saved Gar twice and he only wants to kill poor Bob
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>>1507932
We're on to your evil trickery
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>>1507932
YOU
WILL
BE
DEAD
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>>1507930
"So...whatcha think? Lightweight frame for dexterity? Or huge and bulky for tanking?"
"Hmmm"
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>>1507945
>bulky for tanking?"
THIS
I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH DODGING
JUST MAKE ME UNKILLABLE
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>>1507945
Go to the vambeast hangout bar and drink your problems away
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>>1507945
Where's the fashion option?
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>>1507945
Bukly, so we can be stronk and use huge sword
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>>1507949
>>1507952
>>1507950
"Right. Time to flay off the unneeded flesh. Remove some of the bones. Then we can install the new frame"
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>>1507961
So, considering operation in progress, others went to grind, SOON TO BE DEAD BOB is drinking, we past 150 images and past bump limit, not so many players left
Save game and continue next thread?
After small time skip which get us built
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>>1507961
A toast in the name of our nigga Jamal. RIP.
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>>1507969
THAT ONE IS LUCKY TO DIE EARLIER
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>>1507967
The building's gonna be done in this thread. Since it needs some input
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>>1507973
gotcha, staying here
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>>1507973
Can we have a say in the building even if we're not actually there?
We got nothing else to do.
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>>1507978
Eh prolly
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"Right. The body's done"
"Can't believe the amount of damage it took. Especialy the crotch area"
"Yeah, that was basically useless even before we cut it out"
"Soooo...anything else to add before i add the armor and weapons?"
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>>1507996
Wow, he looks hideous.
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>>1507996
MAXIMUM ARMOR
FOR WEAPONS - BIGGEST SWORD WILL SUFFICE
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>>1507996
lol he got no dick.
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>>1508002
"hmm"
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>>1507996
SWORD
Anywhere, don't care where, shit put it on the crotch for all I care, just SWORD
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>>1508009
Hey
We will be wielding sword regularly
No need to attach useless stuff to body aside of ARMOR
LOTSA ARMOR
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>>1508006
"Oh yeah, that thing of his"
"It was just a lump of flesh aint it"
"Yeah,a writhing mass of disfigured and mishapen meat, barely resembling anything, much less a penis, in any way"
"Was pretty fucked up to be honest"
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>>1508020
Make him a steel dong.
Like, a weird, floppy, awkward thing.
He deserves it, trust me.
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>>1508020
heya...what happened?
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>>1508025
YOU KILLED ME
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>>1508023
"...."
"...."
"What the fuck man"
>>1508025
Scroll up.
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>>1508028
>"What the fuck man"
yes
what in the actual fuck
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>>1508028
It looks like an elephant.
lol.
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>>1508033
"Probably....probably....should stop smoking while working"
"....yeah"
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>>1508040
>"Probably....probably....should stop smoking while working"
You do that.
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>>1508028
Why
Shit, if this is our life put in an injector/hotbox for us of whatever they're smoking
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>>1508040
"Rrrright...brrrmmm...now...let's decide what kinda armor we're putting on this thing here"
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>>1508053
EXTRA THICC, As long I can move freely tho, if that will be hard, use Thicc on joints and such
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>>1508059
"Indeed. Can't make it toooo heavy. Haven't even gotten to the weapons yet"
"Yeah, we don't want what is basically a wall now can't we"
"Indeed....We want a wall that can move"
"And not at the speed of a snail....on top of a sloth....riding a turtle...while high"
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>>1508073
Just put as much armor as you can but to the point I can move freely as regular humanoid.
Our weapon will be a huge fucking sword, so take swinging that into account too
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>>1508087
"Getting uppity are we?"
"Give him the box armor, see how he likes it"
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>>1508073
What, you DON'T want a wall?
Just think of it, an automaton that can hide in plain sight and suddently appear out of a regular brick wall, weilding an enormous blade, bearing down upon you...
And then slowly and shakily swinging his sword at you, before collapsing under its own weight.
The wonders of science...
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>>1508106
PNEUMATIC please
>"Getting uppity are we?"
well I want as much armor as possible, but I'm not an intelligent as you guys to guess when to stop
If I was applying upgrades all by myself I could've easy become just a wall with a sword in it
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>>1508115
>just a wall with a sword in it
"Sure, if that's what you want"
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>>1508131
Who wouldn't want that?
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>>1508131
what is in the bottom right corner?
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>>1508134
What bottom right corner
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>>1508143
that one, square thingy with question mark on it
>>
The unconsious and floating spirit of Oswel says he should take the Pneumatic armor
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>>1508149
actually fuck that for now, what's in the mystery corner OP
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>>1508149
hey
you keep those bootsyou will not need them anymore soon enough
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>>1508154
I need the boots. Muh spirit waifu don't dig stank feet.
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>>1508153
Since you asked so nicely
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>>1508156
don't worry
there will be no feet for you to stink
severed limbs easy to put away in the trash so they smell as bad
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>>1508162
Bro take that sweet ass vampire gundam frame.
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>>1508161
WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN ARMOR
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"Hmmm, I can't decide which to give him"
"Boxman?"
"Yes, definitely Boxman"
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>>1508174
VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN YOU BLOOD SUCKING FAGGOTS!
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>>1508174
VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN
PLEASE
IT'S SO COOL
EVEN HUNTERS WANT TO BE KILLED BY SUCH GLORIOUS LOOKING ARMOR
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>>1508174
Umm, masters Walter and Mark? Could I, Bob, request this boxman armor? It would definetly add to my looks
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>>1508176
"Who said that?"
"Spirit's getting uppity with us"
"Let's give him the freaking wall and remove its mobile capabilities"
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>>1508184
Hey, that was Hunter, here he looks in the window, I dunno what your security is doing, but I wouldn't let them as near if I had VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN ARMOR
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>>1508184
I'm not even a spirit. I'm just the floating consciousness of a hunter.
Let the man have the Vampire General Guardian armor and you have a better chance at making more minions when more hunters get sent here.
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>>1508184
Kek. Shit-talking spirits get reassigned to the Wall.
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>>1508184
hehehehehh
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>>1508183
"Oh wait. before we deal with that, lt's give Bob the Box armor"
Bob now has
Power 9
Speed 8
Health 11
Special 8
Will 9
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>>1508202
So cool.
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>>1508202
Thank you masters. Lookin' good
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>>1508202
"Eight...now...what were we doing again?"
"I dunno...it has something to do with the wall or something"
"oh yeah. Let's use that and never scroll down to look at the final armor"
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>>1508214
So what's Gar going to look like in that armor?
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>>1508214
I'M SORRY PLEASE SCROLL DOWN I'LL OWE YOU GUYS SUPER HARD.
LIKE ONE FAVOR.
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>>1508225
You're gonna look like a sick fucking gothic gundam and everybody is gonna be super jealous.
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>>1508219
A wall with eyes. It'll be fucking weird
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>>1508228
Just making a quick post
Why not give Gar a armor that made of swords and/or katanas? He will never get disarmed or go unarmed!
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>>1508228
VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN please.
It'll be good for your image as masters.
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>>1508228
I'll get you guys like 3 dime bags if you give Gar the Vampire General Guardian armor.
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>>1508243
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Even more hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Duuuuude"
"What"
"I just got a sick idea man"
"Do tell"
"If we give our new minion this armor..."
"Yeah?"
"We could then make another undead warrior with an armor that is able to combine with this one to become an even bigger abomination"
"duuuuuuuuuuuuude"
"Or have the other one turn into a horse or something"
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>>1508251
>"Or have the other one turn into a horse or something"
that would be great, but let's not be too greedy
I need to kill some hunters first to get that upgrade
so just VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN for now.
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>>1508251
4 dime bags. Final offer.
>>
Also I'm gonna be leaving soon because I have to go to the Goodwill and see if they have any furniture because I'M FUCKING POOR.
So is there another regular hunter on standby?
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>>1508266
thread is almost over, you can leave safely.
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>>1508256
"Ya want it, boy?"
"Can ya feeeeeeel it?"
"Feel what you'll look like from now on?"
"What your form will be?"
"Do you desire it?"
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>>1508279
YESSSSSSSSS
I WANT IT
I DESIRE IT
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>>1508284
"THEN ARE YOU PREPARED TO FIGHT IN LORD KAINE'S NAME?!"
"TO IMPOSE HIS WILL UPON THE HUMANS?"
"TO PROTECT HIM AND HIS CASTLE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT?"
"AND YOUR UNLIFE?"
"TO CUT DOWN ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE HIM AND HIS SUBJECTS?"
"SWEAR FEALTY UNTO HIM, AND THE POWER WILL. BE. YOURS!"
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>>1508299
>"THEN ARE YOU PREPARED TO FIGHT IN LORD KAINE'S NAME?!"
YES
>"TO IMPOSE HIS WILL UPON THE HUMANS?"
YES
>"TO PROTECT HIM AND HIS CASTLE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT?"
YES
>"AND YOUR UNLIFE?"
ABSOLUTELY
>"TO CUT DOWN ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE HIM AND HIS SUBJECTS?"
SURE, IN HALF OR EVEN SMALLER PIECES
>"SWEAR FEALTY UNTO HIM, AND THE POWER WILL. BE. YOURS!"
I WILL BE FOREVER LOYAL TO THE ONE AND ONLY LORD KAINE
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>>1508308
welp....shit has gone south very very quick
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>>1508318
>Implying we're not gonna make Gar see the light of friendship and get a fucking gundam on our side
It's gonna be alright.
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>>1508308
"THEN RIIIIIISE!"
"GIVE UNTO LORD KAINE YOUR POWER!"
"AND IN TURN, HE WILL GIVE YOU HIS!"
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>>1508323
HA HA HA
FOOLISH MORTAL
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>>1508327
YES
THIS POWER
IS ALL WHAT I NEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aMTYLZz8o4
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>>1508323
True....WE CAN DO IT!
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>>1508327
Gar kept calling vampires homos the entire time but he was converted pretty easily
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>>1508343
NAIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeLv9RKzk6U
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>>1508327
>Give unto lord Kaine your power
>In turn he will give you his
That's just a fancy way of saying he will jizz in your bum if you give him the dick.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>1508340
"Oh , like >>1508346 said. THat was easier than I expected"
"Losing your pride and dignity can do that, yeah"
"Right, anyway"
"RISE! TOLL THE BELLS OF DOOM UPON THE HUNTERS!"
VAMPIRE GENERAL GUARDIAN GAR:
POWER: 15
SPEED: 6
HEALTH: 15
SPECIAL: 9
WILL: 10
"GO FORTH! STOP THE HUNTERS BEFORE THEY REACH THE CLOCK TOWER!"
"SUCEED, AND LORD KAINE WILL REWARD YOU FURTHER!"
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>>1508368
>"GO FORTH! STOP THE HUNTERS BEFORE THEY REACH THE CLOCK TOWER!"
IT SHALL BE DONE
DEATH COMES TO ALL WHO OPPOSES LORD KAINE
>>
Don't mind me, just passing through
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>>1508383I hope that means end of the thread for nowthanks for bread OP
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>>1508387
Don't complain that I bully you too much again faggot
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>>1508383
I remember Horace was pretty good at *sidesteps behind u* kinda moves.
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>>1508391
Won't happen again, I dunno what come over me that day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nk6CA6lY70
>>
So. Any last words to eachother before we all die?
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>>1508401
Gar is gey.
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>>1508411
Indeed
>>
ANYWAY.
Game saved. See you next time, yadda yadda.
We'll see that even after all this bullshit, will Gar continue to fuck up his rolls. Or will he finally be able to get rid of his shit luck. Will joseph get a new axe? Will Horace go fast? will Oswell get his waifu back?
All these questions will be answered...whenever the next thread is.
Byyyeee
Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1508413
the future seems bleed for our hunters!
will they prevail at defeating the evils of Kaine?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME, NEXT THREAD, NEXT NEXT!
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>>1508420
aw yeaaah
thanks for bread again, OP
was worth every minute of it
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>>1508421
Now...
Roll credits
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So. on a scale of 1 to 10.
How gay was Gar's betrayal
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>>1508439
the gayest.
No really, it was pretty fucking gay.
Even the things they said.
Gay.
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>>1508449
I'd go for 15
>>
New question: can Gar be redeemed in the Hunters' eyes. or is he shit outta luck?
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>>1508460
This one?
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>>1508457
Why didn't Gar go to prom? Because he had no body to go with
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>>1508468
ba dum tish
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>>1508477
Yeah probably
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>>1508494
I want a Bob plushie
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>>1508517
You can't have a Bob plushie
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>>1508526
I'd pay for one.. Real money, not monopoly money
>>
Wait...am I still in a coma?
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>>1508431
Well, missed the fun bits but it all turned out well in the end.
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>>1508645
>
being in a coma is another way of saying "no active players"
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>>1510760
Yeah I think we do. We're basically a spartan at this point.
I bet we'd be able to design an armor so badass it'd kill everyone but us too.
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>>1511419
FUCK WRONG QUESTthere's shenanigans going on in Fallout Empire Quest.
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>>1511430
Topkek.I know what you're talking about, bro.
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