Zeldaquest: a Journey of Regret and Courage

As you leave the cave you were in, you find a tree. Not just any ordinary tree, but one with a sign on it. One that puts a guy with your name on as "Wanted". Guess that's possibly you, but maybe not considering how badly drawn it is. You also see a badly worn sword on the ground, looks to be made of copper from what it seems.

Your options are:

A. Search the area.

B. Leave the area.

C. Pick up the sword and take it with you.

>search the area

Not like anybody else is here right

>>1498825
As soon as you start searching, you see a guy wearing an upside down mask. He's got a sickle and he probably saw that sign.

Your options are:

A. Lay low and strike from behind.

B. Attack instantly.

C. Lay low and do nothing.

>>1498835
Lay low and do nothing. Since we didn't pick up that sword, should be best to try and stay hidden til he fucks off

>>1498843
You hide behind a tree, waiting for him to go away. A few minutes later, he won't go away. Around ten minutes later, he won't go away. Twenty minutes later, you hear something, it's this weird mechanical thing crawling on the ground. It fires a laser which pretty much vaporizes the guy minus his clothes. It then walks off.

Your options are:

A. Get the clothes and put them on despite the danger

B. Just try and leave the area.

>>1498864
Get equipped with the free loot in front if us ( the dead man's clothes)

>>1499042
You run away with the guy's armor on, and the night sky gets darker. Fortunately, there's a tavern nearby.

Your options are:

A. Go into the tavern.

B. Stay outside and fend for yourself.

>>1499118
A. Go into the tavern.

>>1499118
Go into the tavern

>>1499547
>>1499322

As you go in, you realize it's full of monsters! Monsters like Poes, Darknuts and Wizzrobes sit around, drinking or doing bets you can't understand.

There are four empty seats to sit on, which one do you go to?

A: In between a Bokoblin and Moblin.

B. In between a Stalfos and a Garo.

C. Between two guys in the same clothes as you.

D. In between a Vire and Lizalfos.

(You also need to roll one through 20 to not be noticed by them as Link. 1-5 is a complete failure, 6-10 is barely surviving, 11-15 is doing better, but suspicion still being part of it, and 16-20 being a complete success with no suspicion)

I'd join in but i haven't finished breath of the wild yet.

>>1500974
It's going to vary in how the plot goes a bit, so you might as well join in.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1500532

>A

Let's get beaten by pig creatures!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1500532
>B. In between a Stalfos and a Garo.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1500532
>B. In between a Stalfos and a Garo.

Everybody will become a Stalfos. Everybody, Stalfos.

>>1501678
>>1501749
>>1501551

You sit down next to the Garo and Stalfos. The Stalfos is drinking some milk, which goes through his body. The Garo looks at you and says;

"Hey, another Yiga clan guy. We sorta have to stick together in deserts. Those Divine Beasts always make it hard for us."

You can respond with:

A. "Yeah, I do pillaging."

B. "What Divine Beasts? I'm new."

C. "I lost my weapon in a fight. Can I get help getting one?"

>>1501892
>B. "What Divine Beasts? I'm new."

>>1501928
"You know, the seven Divine Beasts. Medoh, Naboris, Ruta, Rudania, Makan, Uauru, and whatever that Subrosian one was. They got taken over by Ganon's Malice long ago, and now they just kill anything they see."

>>1501992
As he says this, a Lynel bartender walks up to you. He looks at you and roars, then puts a jug of milk down at you. He stares at you intently.

Your Options Are:

A. Drink the Milk.

B. Leave, I don't want anything to do with it.

>>1501999
>A. Drink the Milk.

>>1501999
Drink the shit out of that milk

>>1502014
>>1502016

You drink it, and the Lynel seems happy with you. He gives you a thunderblade, then clops off.

The Garo looks back at you.

"Listen, me and my pals are going back to the base. You wanna follow us and go steal some stuff?"

Your options are:

A. "Yeah sure, I'll go with you."

B. "I can't. I got other things to do."

C. "I'll meet you another way. (You're actually not going to follow him)."

>>1502022
Option C

>>1502022
>A. "Yeah sure, I'll go with you."

fuck yeah, lets fuck shit up

>>1502036
>>1502043

To decide which one we do, I'll do a dice roll.

dice+2d6

>>1502056
Fuck, I don't know how to do dice rolls. Anybody know? I'm a bit new to this.

>>1502066
Its in the options window I believe.

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>1502067
Alright, thanks for telling me. 1-3 goes for A, 4-6 goes for C.

>>1502072
Yw, and if I may ask, is our name link, or what?

>>1502072
So for this, we say it.

"You sure? We're going to go pillage some Tokays."

You say no, and he leaves, as do you. When you walk out, it's daytime, and you decide to go deal with one of the seven divine beasts. Which one first?

A. Medoh.

B. Ruta

C. Naboris

D. Rudania

E. Makan

F. Uauru

G. Rosal

>>1502085
>Makan

>>1502085
G. Vah Rosa

>>1502102
Actually wait, Makan sounds better.

>>1502106
>>1502102
>>1502100

You go on the path which leads to Vah Makan, which will take a while. An hour in, you find a horse stable, run by three Hylians.

You can:

A. Get a horse, though you can do a dice roll to get it for free.

B. Do nothing and walk away.

C. STEAL THE HORSE

>>1502129
>A. Get a horse, though you can do a dice roll to get it for free.

>>1502129
A.

>>1502135
>>1502139

As you walk up, you look at the proprietor of the horse stable. He has an ugly mustache. As in, there's chicken feathers in it.

1-2 are a failure, you have to use rupees to buy it.

3-4 are a sale on it.

5-6 makes it half off.

7-8 makes you get it for free.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>1502151

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>1502155

>>1502156
>>1502155
Well, it's 10% off, but it'll cost all the rupees in your pocket?

You can go through with it, or not. Do you want to go through with it?

>>1502161
Hold on, wait, it's for free. The chicken feathered-mustache man is selling it for free out of pity.

>>1502164
I think we should save our rupees. Maybe we can catch a wild horse?

>>1502171
Disregard this fuck

>>1502170
>>1502171

Alright Anon, what do you wish to call your new horse?

>>1502180
Ulysses

>>1502190
As you ride on Ulysses, you see the area where Vah Makan apparently is. It's a dark and damp forest, with octorok-like plant creatures hanging around in it.

Do you wish to:

A. Rush in with your sword ready.

B. Sneak around them.

>>1502197
I say it would be wiser to sneak around them.

>>1502217
You try to sneak past them with your horse, but one of them that was hidden as a bush notices you. Fortunately, he's nice. He says he'll lead you to the town where the Deku Tree is.

Will you follow him?

A. Follow him.

B. Don't.

>>1502224
Follow him. He seems pretty chill

>>1502232
As you follow him, you get to a civilization where Dekus and Koroks live in harmony. It's actually pretty beautiful, and there are strung up leaves everywhere.

You go to the Deku Tree, who stares down at you.

"I know who you are", he says. "Tell me, do you remember who you are?" You say no.

"Then I will tell you a story. Do you want to listen to it?"

A. Listen.

B. Save it for later.

>>1502256
>B. Save it for later.

>>1502277
Seconded. We have shit to do.

>>1502277
>>1502288

You decide to hear it later and check around the village. There's an armory, and there's some clothes you can get there. You wanna go there?

A. Yes

B. No

>>1502300
Sure. Lets check it out.

>>1502345
They're apparently selling old Kokiri Tunics from long ago that they remade. They're really comfortable, and they also got a boomerang made from hard wood. You can buy both for 5 rupees each, while you have 20 rupees.

You can:

A. Buy both.

B. Buy the tunic.

C. Buy the boomerang.

D. Buy neither.

>>1502355
Buy the boomerang obviously. And if its possible to keep our yiga clan outfit and have the tunic, then buy that too. Otherwise dont buy it.

>>1502392
You put the Yiga Clan outfit away, and buy both the boomerang and tunic. You go back to the Deku Tree, who tells you the story of what happened.

Long ago, the three goddesses gifted the world many things. like knowledge, power, and courage. From the wants of all of them was born Ganondorf, a male Gerudo. After hundreds of years of attempting to get the whole triforce, he lost his sanity, becoming only a feral god. That is, until 100 years after his latest defeat, he came back, his mind back to normal, and he claimed the Triforce as a whole, then killed you. Nobody could stop him, no Hylians, no Gorons, nobody at all. He now rules the world with an iron fist, with only a few select areas free from his wrath.

After hearing all this, you decide to go and deal with Vah Makan, and free it from Ganon's power. The Deku Tree stops you, telling you that you can't do it by yourself. You must go find a child in the lost woods, as he knows how to stop it.

You can;

A. Go to the lost woods.

B. Try to fight Vah Makan yourself.

>>1502435
>Go to the lost woods

>>1502475
As you dive deep into the Lost Woods, dead trees surround you. A feeling of gloom is felt around the area, when suddenly, a Poe rushes out from a tree to attack!

You can either:

A. Fight it with your Thunderblade.

B. Run away.

Both require a dice roll from a d20 to successfully do.

>>1503015
what kinda poe?

>>1503145
My bad, I thought it was wizrobe. is it translucient or opaque at the moment?

>>1503151
It's translucient right now, and ready to attack.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1503015
Lets try to fight it, hopefully itll drop some rupees, or something useful.

>>1503156
Gonna B. Run to better sunlight

>>1503160
You attack it, and while it's not dead, it gets badly shocked and is stunned by your attack.

Now is the time to strike! Or just run.

>>1503168
fuck it, time to strike

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1503179
forgot the roll

>>1503168
>>1503179
>>1503184
Let's fuck this poe up.

>>1503188
>>1503184
>>1503168

You strike the Poe, slaying it. As you go further into the forest, eventually finding a weird child wearing a skull mask sitting on top of a log.

What do you do?

A. "Are you the guy the Deku Tree told me about?"

B. "Come with me, we gotta kill a big robot thingy."

C. "Who are you?"

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1503215
D. Play a song to it

>>1503215
C. Lets not jump to conclusions just yet. Its possible the Deku Tree was talking about someone else.

>>1503230
ITS ABOUT TO BE LIT

>>1503236
>>1503230
But what are we gonna play it with?

>>1503237
I'll serenade it

>>1503240
either this or dm magic and theres an instrument nearby

>>1503240
>>1503243
Maybe we could whistle it? Link always has been good at whistling.

>>1503240
>>1503237
>>1503236
>>1503231
>>1503230

You begin dancing for it, and the kid takes out a flute and begins playing a song. You follow the rhythm effortlessly, surprising him.

"So, It's Link. I thought I'd never see you in a long time."

You can say:

A. "How do you know who I am?"

B. "Who are you?"

C. "You must know me due to my INCREDIBLE skills."

>>1503251
C, then B.

>>1503252
"Oh, I'm somebody you've met hundreds of times throughout all your adventures. I just watch the world as it changes. Now, do you need help with the Divine Beast or what?"

A. "Let's do this!"

B. "Not yet."

>>1503261
A

>>1503261
A. Lets kick some mechanical ass

>>1503271
>>1503277
"Alright then, get a horse or something."

You call your horse, and you hear something approaching.

Vah Makar emerges, being a huge spider robot.

Ulysses comes, and you get on.

"Attack the four turrets on it's bottom, back, and sides to get in! I'll distract Makar for you!"

Which one do you go for first?

A. Right turret.

B. Bottom turret.

C. Left turret.

D. Back turret.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1503290
Whichever one is closest so I dont fuck up my aim

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1503290
Attack the back with our boomering. Let's try not to get too close.

>>1503299
You really think a boomerang is going to damage something ment to take on ganon? we need BOMB ARROWS man!

>>1503303
We don't have any bomb arrows, or even a bow.

>>1503307
well shit

>>1503312
The boomerang is korok though isnt it? Korok weapons are pretty good for being made out of wood.

>>1503316
Fair 'nough.
lets use my roll though. I was first anyways :P

>>1503334
>>1503316
>>1503312
>>1503307
>>1503303
>>1503299
>>1503297

You get to the back and throw your boomerang, which surprisingly cuts off the turret. Those Koroks must be good at what they do.

You can go to:

A. The bottom.

B. The left side.

C. The Right side.

>>1503334
Agreed.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1503347
Let's try attacking the sides first, because we'll be able to hit them easier most likely. Left first.

>>1503353
I had to take a break off for a while, excuse me for that.

As you aim, and throw your boomerang at it, it hurts the beast, but your boomerang is jammed in there.

You can:

A. Try and pull it out safely from below.

B. Try and make a jump to get it back.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1507698
Safely try to pull it out.

Also welcome back op

>>1507756
You can't reach it at all from the height you're at. You gotta try and get higher ground, then maybe jump.

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1507782
Alright. It's time to get the high ground.

>>1507794
You get to a higher ground, then jump on top. You grab your boomerang and cut off the turret, which falls down and explodes on the ground.

There are two turrets left, you can use your Thunderblade on them:

A. The left Turret

B. The right Turret

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1511394
Let's go left. Is our boomerang broken?

>>1511623
It's not, and you can still use it.

You head left, and see the left turret aiming and missing at Skull Kid. As you strike it with your Thunderblade, it is badly damaged, but notices you and will fire out one last attack.

You can:

A. Attack it head on.

B. Run.

>>1511650
Show no fear and attack it head on.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1511670
Forgot my roll

>>1511683
You break it (just barely), but before you did, you got hurt by the blast.

Now it's time to take out the last one, be sure to do good on this last attack!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1511761
LEEROY JENKINS

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1511761

>>1511830
>>1511778
You cut the turret in half, temporarily shutting down Makan. Skull Kid looks at you and yells "GET IN!" and you hop in. As you reach it, you see that it's very simple, only a single piece corrupted by Ganondorf's hatred.

You can:

A. Search the area to make sure you're safe.

B. Instantly run for the obviously safe terminal.

>>1511871
A. Make sure its safe. There could be a couple gaurdians nearby.

>>1511886
You look around, and FUCKING HYLIA, there's a Stalker on the ceiling just waiting to fall down!

Do you:

A. Run for the terminal.

B. Attack it and knock it down with the boomerang.

>>1512169
Hit it with our boomerang, and then with our thunderblade.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1512177

>>1512187
Sorry for taking so long.

You hit it with your boomerang, and it falls down, half-broken. It notices you, and there are three walls to take cover from:

Go to:

A. The Left Wall.

B. The Right Wall.

C. The Front Wall.