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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 5 2017-05-24 06:36:30 Post No. 1493117
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 5 2017-05-24 06:36:30 Post No. 1493117
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
4 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
Each hunter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the hunter to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Currently the party is snooping around the second floor, having just defeated a group of living armors.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1493117
Take in the view
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>>1493136
viewing
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>>1493140
Ponder what is the meaning of this hunt
I'm I truly hunting or am I being Hunted
plus if there are werewolves.... where are they?
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>>1493146
I dunno, in the kennels or something
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>>1493148
op stop being the moon, that's mean to the moon
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oh look, I'm on one piece so far
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>>1493151
>>1493155
Oh look, the thread is dead
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>>1493156
hey is that a goblin on the moon?
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>>1493156
wait for it, lately they all have been starting slow
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>>1493159
Don't be ridiculous, goblins can't breathe in space
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>>1493167
that's what I thought but I think I see one giving us the finger
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>>1493167
What about Manlet rider?
also are all our HP are back to full?
if so, try to find a little bit of evil. Juust a bit. To grind.
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>>1493170
You're just seeing things
>>1493171
Sure, roll 1d10 for it
9-10: Blind deaf and retarded evil
8: Evil with its arms chopped off
4-7: A little bit of evil
2-3: Some evils
1: Ancient Evil
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>>1493175
ah much better
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>>1493175
another agile hunter better show up I'mma bout to pass out
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1493175sorry work stuff
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>>1493182
You found a blind, deaf and retarded ghoul drooling on the floor.
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>>1493190
will it ever get me any exp, I wonder that while smiting this poor evil bastard.
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>>1493190
put it down
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493194
Roll 2d10 against the blind deaf and retarded ghoul
+7 Bonus you
-100 ghoul
Get second roll to be >=3 to cleave it in half
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>>1493200
kinda feel bad for it
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Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)
>>1493200
woo, free exp
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Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d10)
>>1493200
TOO SLOW NIGGA
DECAPITATION!
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>>1493203
>>1493204
>ttook this long to be active
>caling anybody else slow
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>>1493209
poor retard vamp
his only crime being a vampire
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>>1493209
I was occupied my nigga
I'm here now, let's do this
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>>1493210
Rest in (two) pieces
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>>1493217
loot
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>>1493218
that;'s why I said being a vampire was a crime you rube
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>>1493218
>>1493220
You got:
-Ghoul Loincloth.
You have managed to kill the only ghoul not wearing pants in this entire catle
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>>1493225
let's do the level up now and hope a regular hunter player shows up
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>>1493226
Right, level up. Who wants to go first?
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>>1493228
but evil is a crime
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>>1493230
me first, boss
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>>1493236
>words are hard for you
about time you noticemy crabstick powers
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>>1493232
Eh, you replied first, you go first.
This level there will be no stat increasing. Only skillgaining.
Choose 1 skill from these
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>>1493239
give me a description on all of them
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>>1493239
OH SHIT SKILLS
CAN'T WAIT FOR MY TURN
IT'S LIKE A CHRISTMAS
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>>1493240
Well you see. First is a picture of an axe going downwards with speed lines. Second is a cleaver on a rope embedding into a stickman's face. While the third is a foot going downwards creating hitsparks.
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>>1493243
Oh right.
Big Swing: Passive, now you can hit up to 2 enemies per hit
Pull back attack: Plant your cleaver squarely into an enemy in order to pull them into your direction, either followup with an immediate attack or don't and leave them stunned
Stomp: Stomp on the ground real hard to intimidate enemies, if successful then it may unbalance a whole group of them, reducing all their bonuses for 1 turn
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>>1493252
Everything you do that damages anything has a chance for decap
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>>1493255
oh shit nigga
pullback attack then
we finally get to use the cleaver
ARMORED HUNTER GAR can go next on skills
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>>1493257
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
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>>1493257
Can he now?
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>>1493262
hmm
then Horace should go next, he's the fastest
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>>1493262
My potato PC failing me again, dang it.
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>>1493266
go a head I'm watching and drinking beer
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>>1493266
good thing I resisted the urge to give you potato-based skills.
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>>1493269
hmm, these seem similar to the skills in the last team based adventure, OP
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>>1493269
I assume that, pommel is stun attack
wide swing is AoE attack and Jump cut is vertical cleave attack, right?
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>>1493270
Yes, well you see.
ur a faget.
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>>1493274
best answer I heard all night
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>>1493272
Yes, Pommel Strike is a stun attack.
Wide Swing is simmiliar to Joseph's Big Swing. In fact it's the same passive, just for different weapons. Pick it and now you always be able to attack two enemies at a time.
While Jump Cut is an attack that has you cut down at an enemy from a jumping position. It gives you +1 damage and also the cleave chance for this one particular attack is 100% if it hits and the enemy is elligible to be cleaved
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>>1493278
JUMP CUT IT ISPROBABLY WILL HILARIOUS WHEN IT'LL GO WRONG
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>>1493280
*will be
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>>1493280
Right. Now who's left?
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>>1493282
mememememeeeeeeeee
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>>1493282
drunk orc wannabe
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>>1493284
wannabe what? I'm not drunk, your wife is drunk off my barbed orc cock!
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>>1493286
naw man give me Horace's new abilities dawg
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>>1493286
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>1493286
hey OP, if I chose stomp, could that be used on targets on the ground and do extra damage?
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>>1493291
Probably but you didn't.
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>>1493294
Need dem new abilities
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>>1493287
Onions
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>still no new playersfug, I'll need to leave in a hour for 3 hoursplz someone keep thread alivewith my character included
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>>1493298
give me the deets on these abilities
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>>1493301
Cape Swish Level 2: Now it adds half your speed bonus to it alongside the special bonus
Wall Running: Can now run up walls, useful for getting the jump on flying enemies
Pressure Point Strike: Stab the enemy in their pressure point, stunning them for 2 turns. Doesn't work on things that move around magically.
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>>1493303
wall running
so we can get that fucker bob!
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>>1493305
Sure.
And now you may die.
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>>1493308
eh, maybe not?
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>>1493310
BUt look, your grave is so comfy
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>>1493311
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, not comfy enough
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>>1493311
Hmmm
extra pillow maybe?
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>>1493311
where's the airsoft mattress
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>>1493317
Looks comfy
but we're not dead yet, OP
Joseph volunteers to scout
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>>1493317
better stuff it all in there
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>>1493317
THIS EVIL TRICKERY WON'T FOOL ME
EVIL, REVEAL YOURSELF
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>>1493318
Sure, scout/ Roll 1d10
9-10: A room
6-8: Some enemies
3-5: More enemies
1-2: Even more enemies
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1493324
#1, probably
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>>1493308
Appear on the scene
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>>1493325
>no one in thread
>finally decent rolls
godfucking dammit, plz keep thread alive
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>>1493325
Oh hey look, a door to a room.
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>>1493333
open the door
nice quads nigga
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>>1493333
peek through the key hole
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>>1493329
Oh shit nigga, choose who you want to control
some regular faggot who is inactive, or ARMORED HUNTER GAR which will be inactive for 3-4 hours
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>>1493337
regular faggot.
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>>1493338
>>1493336
Wait hol up. So maybe it's time for the regular hunter to choose skills n shit
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>>1493338
ah yeah, I missed that.
oh well
plz don't kill GAR off while I'll be away
he yet to get a bigger sword
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>>1493341
He already got a bigger sword, don't lie or I kill him.
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>>1493340
good stuff, as I'm mister adaptable, i'd like to be able to make stuff, like set traps or brew poison.
Also Mordhau.
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>>1493342
it was bigger to previous sword, now we are on our quest to bigger sword relative to current sword which is bigger than our original sword
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>>1493343
there are no skills to choose from.
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>>1493347
but I didn't yet to get bigger sword compared to my current sword which is bigger than my original sword.
it's a neverending quest of zankantou
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>>1493347
Whoops, forgot pic
>>1493348
Then you should have said a new, even bigger sword.
Get pedantic with me anymore and Gar dies of a prostate infection
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>>1493350
My lips are sealed, fat god.
Actually they are sealed for while, see you all in 3.5 hours.
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>>1493350
sorry but tooo drunk now passing; nowo uwt nwo nuuuhhh dlrrrp
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>>1493350
set trap
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>>1493352
drowning my sorrows
love love orcchan will never be loveme
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>>1493355
Oswell can now set traps.
Now there's the matter of that room.
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>>1493357
peek through the eyehole so we can get a look inside
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>>1493360
Yes. A good old beatrap should do the trick. Whatever gets hit by this will be immobilized. And such, unable to use their Speed bonus.
>>1493359
Roll 1d10 to get a look inside
9-10: Sumthin Good
2-8: Sumthin bad
1: You get poked in the eye
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1493361
#10, OP
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>>1493362
You saw a bare hairy ass of a dude vampire
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>>1493363
pretty bad
let Oswell lay the trap and knock on the door now
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>>1493365
>>1493366
Trap laid. But who's knocking?
The one who knocks will be the one rolling for trap chance
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493368
I will knock
See roll
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493368
I'll help
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493369
>>1493370
Well now, let's see if the vampire falls for it
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>>1493370
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>>1493371
YER A CUNT, VAMPIRE
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>>1493371
"The fuck?"
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>>1493376
PULL BACK ATTACK HIM INTO THE BEAR TRAP NOW
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493378
"Who in the what now?"
>>1493379
Roll 1d10
+10 Power you
+8 Speed Vampire
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493381
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>>1493381
Well I've got a pamphlet here..
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aw shit nigga
I need a lurker to second roll me for axe
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>>1493382
>>1493383
The vampire quickly pick up the trap and snapped it onto the cleaver. With the extra weight added, Joseph's pull is unbalanced and accidentally smacked Oswell in the face when he pulled back the cleaver.
Oswell now has 6/8 HP
Joseph's cleaver can not be used unless he spent a turn removing the trap from it
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>>1493389
oh well
let's battle, nigga
oswell goes first cause he's faster
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>>1493389
well regular attack then I guess.
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>>1493389
Thanks Joseph
Foolish vampire! Taste my steel! (Attack)Is that towel going to drop now that he's using both hands
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493391
>>1493394
Actually, the vampire is the fastest, so he goes first.
And now the vampire will try his VAMPIRIC MIND TRICKS on the party
Everyone roll 1d10 against it
+7 Special Bonus for the Vamp
+6 Will Bonus for Oswell
+6 Will Bonus for Joseph
>>1493395
>spoiler
Later
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493397
THESE MIND TRICKS WILL NOT WORK ON ME
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>>1493398
Well at least 1 hunter is unaffected
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>>1493399
NECK SLICE WITH THE AXE NOW IF REGULAR HUNTER DOESN'T SHOW UP
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493400
If Regular Hunter didn't roll. It counts as a zero
So now he is charmed for 1 turn. And he's gonna throw a flashbomb at your face, roll 1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493397
I thought the other guy was taking over
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1493403
get that shit outta here nigga, use the axe like a baseball bat and hit at the vampire
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>>1493404
There's no taking over. Multiple players mean they all control the same character and gets multiple rolls.
Nowhere it says you can only have 1 player per chracter, jesus christ.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493405
Now roll against the vampire
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493408
oh shit
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>>1493406
I know, but I thought I could get out of monitoring the thread for a bit now that another guy's here. you're really fast dude
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>>1493410
nigga, you're just too slow
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1493409
The vampire hits the flashbomb back at you. Roll again
>>1493410
It's my whole shtick
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493412
aw fuck
regular dude, you've gotta intercept this
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>>1493413
WILL THERE BE AN INTERCEPT?
If so, Oswell roll 1d10 against this roll >>1493412
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>>1493412
your shtick is that you're a fagbutt.
When it's my turn again I'm gonna stab the vampire in the dick.
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>>1493414
probably not, OP
too many niggas are dead and too slow
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1493414
lazily intercept!
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>>1493417
oh good, you took the stun for me
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>>1493416
>>1493417
INTERCEPTION FAILED!
Now both Joseph and Oswell are stunned!
NOw it/;s the Vampire's turn again.
He will now bite Joseph's neck to suck his blood
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>>1493419
OH SHIT
WE NEED A FUCKING GAR OR HORACE PLAYER RIGHT NOW
GOD DAMN IT
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>>1493419
heck!
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>>1493420
Too bad.
Joseph gets bit in the neck.
He now has 5/7 HP
The vampire now has 10/10 HP thanks to the bloodsucking.
Oswell is still stunned.
The good news is Joseph is now not stunned
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>>1493422
GET FUCKING ANGRY
ENOUGH MESSING AROUND
SWING THAT AXE, WE'LL CHOP THAT VAMPIRE'S NECK
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1493423
Sure. Roll 1d10
+10 Power You
+8 Speed it
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493425
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1493426
Vampire now has 7/10 HP left.
Oswell is no longer stunned.
NOw the Vampire will attempt to call one of you a faggot. Who wants to step up and shield their friend?
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>>1493428
I guess I'll have to, OP
STAND STRONG
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1493429
roll 1d10 against it
+7 Special Bonus for the Vamp
+6 Will Bonus for Joseph
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>>1493428
no longer stunned, I will kick him in the dick
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1493430
whose the biggest fag of them all? OP is
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493432
Failed. Joseph is now stunned for 5 rounds due to a bleeding anus. Cause he's a fag.
>>1493431
Roll 1d10 to kick him in the dick
+6 You
+8 Vampire
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>>1493435
nigga what the fuck
I can't do anything for that long?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493435
FASTROLL
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>>1493436
Yeah cuz you're a fag.
>>1493438
The vampire dodges. Now for his turn.
He will kick Joseph in the dick.
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>>1493439
where the fuck are the other hunters
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>>1493439
It's going well!
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>>1493440
And so Joseph gets kicked in the dick. Losing 2 HP and having 3 left.
Now it's Oswell's turn
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>>1493442
I will dive a wooden stake into the vampire's heart.
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>>1493445
*drive
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1493445
roll 1d10 against it
+8 Speed Bonus for the Vamp
+6 Bonus for Oswell
Note that if you fail the vamp will counter with a kick to YOUR dick
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493448
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1493448
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>>1493453
take over, I gotta go to uni
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>>1493453
Eh, I'm feeling merciful.
The vampire dies. But not before kicking Oswell in the dick.
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>>1493458
Looted.
You got: The vampire's Ass Towel
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>>1493460
slap the other hunters with the vampire's ass towel and laugh at them
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>>1493462
save game
but see if we can load any games afterwards
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>>1493463
Guess that's it for today then.
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>>1493464
blame the jews, OP
they conspired against us
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>>1493464
Ey niggas I just got here, go talk to master Mark
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>>1493466
too slow nigga
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>>1493465
>>1493466
"Oh hi Bob"
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>>1493469
decapitate that jew
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>>1493469
Heya master. Could you give me some upgrades? I was thinking about some metal plates on my chest and back so those dicks cant try to stake me
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>>1493470
>>1493471
"For a second there I thought you said "so those niggas can't try to skate me". That was a strange mental image"
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>>1493472
Fug u Jósef
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>>1493474
hmmmm
let's take a look at the DLC available for vampire hunter
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>>1493474
Well dem metal plates should stop staking and even skating if they dared to try
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>>1493477
Personally I don't like day1 DLC. but I also understand coders and animators got to make a living
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>>1493480
you need DLC to even buy DLC, OP?
how are you even supposed to get the market DLC in the first place if you can't buy anything?
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>>1493480
Take that hunter out of master Mark's thought bubble and put the imaginary Bob standing, smiling and waving with a new metal plate in his chest
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>>1493480
Aw nuts the Signal must be out.
Question can we head on up to the clock tower and get this antenna situation figured out?
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>>1493481
Go to HunterStop, duh
>>1493484
Sure. But as we all know from various video games and movies. Clock Towers, especially ones inside vampire castles, are home to dangerous bossfights. Hell, it's probably where Bob's Master, Mark, sleeps.
>>1493482
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>>1493486
oh snap fucking hunterstop
let's shop, OP
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>>1493486
That's better
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>>1493492
ask the hunter merchant if they've got the market DLC
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>>1493492
Aight master Mark ya gonna give me upgrades or should I head out to stalk them intruders again?
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>>1493492
oh wow. You can get the enemy AI to fight eachother just like in OG DOOM
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>>1493494
BOB shoot me.
Gets between you and the master. Dodge. Hit your master. fight your master.
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>>1493495
All hunters of the Order strive to be as good as the greatest Hunter of them all.
The DoomHunter...Guy.
Yeah.
Anyway.
>>1493494
"Go stalk them for a bit while I look in the back for suitable plates to upgrade you with"
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>>1493497
Search the mansion to see if Bosswell is still here
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>>1493497
DoomHunterGuy is unlock able character behind DLC
We must get the DLC working now no matter what
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>>1493501
Where's our wallet? do we need to grin vamp mobs for coins? How poor are we OP?
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>>1493500
>>1493501
>>1493502
Currently you have 0 gold coins due to the fact that Gar used up all the money last time to upgrade his sword.
>>1493499
Sneaky sneaky
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>>1493503
damn it Gar. Well the sword must have been worth it. Ok we're just have to raid the vampire's treasury / gold horde
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>>1493504
Yes. Now where is that, I wonder.
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>>1493505
There's Oswell and Broseph. Now look for Bosswell
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>>1493506
Can't do much of anything really.
Unless Joseph wants to solo the castle to get all thr rewards for himself.
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>>1493506
takes off hat. becomes DexHunter
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>>1493507
Can't find him.
>>1493509
Horace wakes up I guess.
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>>1493510
I rise from the grave to stab vampires
Duck tape knifes to my hands so I can wall climb
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>>1493510
Good, means he's not fucking around here anymore. Go to the nearby suspicious wall and do the secret knock which allows Bob into the secret vampire bar
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>>1493513
>>1493511
Roll 1d10 to scout
9-10: Another room
4-8: Encounter
2-3: Traps
1: You trip and somehow end up punching Horace in the face, causing him to fly backwards into a nearby pillar, knocking it out of balance and making the celing collapse ontop of you
>>1493512
You're not strong enough to climb walls with just knives taped to your hands.
>>1493514
"Wha'ts the password?"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1493516
FWOOSH
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>>1493516
Master Mark rules
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1493516
aw man really need to do some strength training. anyways
scouting
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>>1493518
"What's the second password?"
>>1493517
>>1493519
Joseph found an vampire, who then pulled a hidden lever, activating a spiked ceiling trap and ran away.
Now how would the hunters deal with this danger?
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>>1493520
Fred is a faggot
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>>1493520
"Joseph Friend mate pal. hold up the ceiling so we don't die"
Look for the trap lever
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>>1493524
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>>1493521
"How much of a faggot?"
>>1493522
>>1493523
Then rollllllll
For holding up the ceiling, Joseph must roll a number >= 3
For finding the off switch, Horace must also roll a number >= 3
Yes. This means that the hunters must roll...an angry cat face
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493526
THUMP
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493526
This will be quick
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>>1493526
So much of a faggot he tried to assault my pooper
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>>1493528
>>1493527
>NO ANGRY CAT FACE
You died.
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>>1493530
what a disappointment
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>>1493530
=<6
a cruel world we live in
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>>1493530
All right guys lemme in I'm thirsty
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The cat mocks us as we get crushed
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>>1493529
"He tried to assault your pooper?! What happened?"
>>1493535
"meow" - cat
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>>1493537
PRESS IT NOW HORACE
QUICKLY
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>>1493537
"Oh nah I was thinking about how nice this cat is and I was wondering if it has any-OH COURSE I"M PRESSING IT"
Presses it
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>>1493537
Pushed him off. Sorry to disappoint your gay fetish Lenny, ayy
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>>1493541
"I'm not Lenny, he is"
"Yo"
"What, we all look alike, that's what you sayin?"
"Racist"
>>1493539
>>1493540
click. The ceiling goes up again
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>>1493542
now, find that vampire
use our hunter sense to track his footsteps
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>>1493542
Come on guys, I can't see you properly from those windows. Now open the door, I'm thirsty
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>>1493542
Now that that is done. Go pet the kitty
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>>1493545
It's not a door but a window with alot of panez
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>>1493545
>>1493548
>>1493544
>door
>window
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>>1493550
what a fucking idiot
let's track that vampire's footsteps
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>>1493550
Yes the door had windows
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>>1493553
yeah we can raid the bar for money. to pay for DLC
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>>1493553
>>1493554
>>1493555
>>1493556
Right. Roll 1d10 against eachother
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1493557
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1493557
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1493557
>1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493557
>should I change out to reghunter?
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>>1493561
Up to you
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>>1493561
If you want to, it's not needed unless you want to use his stuff or he's missing a player to defend him in combat. Multiple players in the same character get the highest rolls out of their them, and can still roll without triggering the 3+ character penalty when doing a non-combat action.
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>>1493564
THERE'S BOB
DO A PULL BACK ATTACK ON HIM
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>>1493562
>Considering that 1
>Ill omen
takes off Feather. I am now Regular Hunter
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>>1493564
Lenny, Jamal, Otto and Jimmy, get those fools
>>
NEVER FEAR
THE GAR IS HERE
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>>1493570
Hey guys I brought GAR
Oh wall face monster awesome
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>>1493573
Nah totally a wall face monster. I know my monsters
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Oh right. Hunters vs Vampbeast gang.
aight.
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>>1493578
Whoa, sweet afro. Where'd he get that from?
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>>1493578
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
PULLBACK ATTACK ON BOB
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>>1493578
>Egg on face
Do I have any holy water on me? Elsewise Def from all sides
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>>1493578
Allright everyone, here's the plan.
Spam.
Beast roar.
Easy
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>>1493580
Right.
Wait.
Joseph is among the slower ones, why does he get the pre-emptive attacks? Seems a bit unfair to the vampbeasts
>>1493581
Yes
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>>1493585
JUMP CUUUUTTTO WHEN
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>>1493585
hmmm
no one else does preemptive attacks, OP
I just do it cause you let me and with great results
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>>1493585
Herro?
I am here nao.
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>>1493585
>Holywater
Woot. time to start some crowd control. Splat holywater in the area. see if we can't limit some movement. Elsewise we could get swarmed
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>>1493588
>Still, where'd that Vampbeast get that sweet afro from?
Time and regular visits to the hair salon
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1493587
Anyway.
Bob and Josephine roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 power Yusuf
+8 Speedo Bob
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493594
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
C-C-CRITICAL
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1493594
>>
Oh this is going to be great
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>>1493599
Nah I ain't no traitor. How much is Bob's power btw? If it's higher than his speed it should be used for these rolls is allimsayin
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And so bob ate a cleaver to face and got pulled back.
>>1493600
All Vampbeast has the same stats:
8 Power
8 Speed
8 Health
6 Special
7 Will
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>>1493602
Aww shieet, Bob isn't a special snowflake with 9 power?
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>>1493602
Now, stun him so the other hunters have a chance at hurting him as well!
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>>1493603
He can be if he manages to survive this battle. Mark will power Bob up when he sees the Vampbeast needs an advantage over the Hunters
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>>1493602
whos turn?
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>>1493606
oswell, gar, horace
I propose we focus all our efforts on stunning/disabling bob
horace should go for the stun, oswell with the trap and finally gar with the jump cleave
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>>1493604
Joseph opted not to do a followup attack, instead he leaves bob dazed after pulling him to the ground.
Bob now has 6/8 HP.
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1493607
What about the other vamps?
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>>1493610
It's 5 vamp turns after Slow Loris
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>>1493610
I mean they're not going to just watch while we kill their friend are they?
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>>1493613
Maybe they secretly hate Bob, who knows.
>>
DEUS VULT
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If Horace aint acting soon imma skip his turn and go straight to the vampbeas-->>1493617
Alright. So.
Bob is already stunned, how are you gonna stun him again?
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>>1493626
Not that I'm against diplomacy but we do have the little problem of the vampirebeast hole in the wall gang over there
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>>
>>
So what're you doing again?
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>>1493630
>Too many options
Please choose a course of action. we're all frozen until you do
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>>1493635
>We won't get another PC vamp to replace him
That's the whole point! He'll stop being a pain in the ass to deal with.
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>>1493635
>Chose one action please
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
I walk up to the stunned bob and cut him in half
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493635
Screw it. Doing a cape swish to attempt a stun on Lenny.
Roll 1d10
+5 Special u
+7 Will Lenny
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1493640
>1d10
That works.
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>>1493641
great two stunned
and 4 still up oh boy
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>>1493642
That just means we double thestakesthen.
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>>1493641
A hidden stab from under the cape stuns the vampbeast and reduced its HP to about 7/8 HP
NOw it's the other 4 Vampbeasts turn.
Bob is stunned so he can't do shit. Buuut maybe he can telepathically communicate with the other vampbeasts.
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>>1493644
Save me ma niggas
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>>1493645
you're by us nigga
that's the whole point of pull back, to keep you away from you teammates
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493645
Yes. So they do...a combo attack.
QUADRUPLE VAMPBEAST SCREECH
Everyone roll 1d10 against it
The vampbeasts has a combined bonus of 6+6+6+6=24 Special
Hunters have each of their own will bonus.
Yeah.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493648
nigga we ain't winning that
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493648
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1493648
Fug
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1493648
I told you guys. this was a problem.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493648
>1d10
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>>1493653
Reghunter, you have permission to take over Joseph
if not, blood stained can do it
I gotta sleep
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>>1493656
Puts hat back on
good sleep we're boned
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>>1493655
Knee Joseph in his gut
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>>1493658
You knee'd Joseph in the gut. Making him lose his stun. But also damaging him. Now he has 5/7 HP left.
And now it's the other Vampbeasts' turn.
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I feel like I've arrived at a bad time, who's inactive and who ain't?
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>>1493660
at least I get my turn this time
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>>1493661
Everybody is seemingly active so you can join whoever
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>>1493661
Everyone's active
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"Ayo guys. I got a great idea. See that one Hunter with a big sword over there? That thing probably has an instakill abiilitu, let's steal it while he's stunned to render him useless"
Says Jamal the Vampbeast
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>>1493668
not muh eastern colossal knife chan
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>>1493668
Good idea Jamal, for once your mortal niggary past life experiences become useful
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>>1493668
Jamal went to VampU for advanced studies
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I'm at work so I can only check in a little bit I'll go with big ol Gar
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>>1493672
Oh, so you're just in time.
To see Gar gets his sword stolen.
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>>1493674
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>
>>
complete disaster
the mobs are looting us well we're still alive
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>>1493677
And so everyone had their weapons stolen.
'cept Joseph.
Now it's his turn
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>>1493680
Behind the Mask I scowl. At Paul
Use my chain cleaver to see if I can't steal back gar's sword
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1493681
"woah shit" - Jamal the vampbeast
Roll 1d10 against Jamal
+10 POWERR you
+8 Nigga Jamal
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493682
I'm getting kind of good with my chains. I hope
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>>1493683
"Hey Gar got your sword back. now go FUCK THEM UP"
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>>1493683
>>1493685
OH SHIT
Bob roll 1d10 to intercept
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>>1493684
should have got that AoE attack skill, oh well
JUMP CUTTO ON that afro vamp faggot
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1493686
>>
You've activated my trap skill Fist to Face
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>>1493688
Darn. Bob pushed Jamal down in time, the chain failed to grab onto the sword.
New turn. The stunning is over.
Now it's Horace's turn.
Horace lost his rapier. His punches do 0 damage to a vampire due to his weak lady-like hands
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>>1493691
Hey... Guys, I think we got off on the wrong foot here. Why don't we settle this over a round of drinks?
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>>1493692
"Yes have a drink on HIM"
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>>1493692
I tried to talk to y'all in the beginning and you tried to stake me
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>>1493692
Horace tries diplomacy
>>
>>
>>1493696
If you come to master Mark willingly then sure
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>>1493695
Well maybe if you weren't an undead abomination we would have tried talking to you.
>>
Yes have you tried NOT being an undead monster?
>>
>>
>>1493698
Bob makes a counter offer.
What do the other hunters think?
>>
Can we kill mark?
>>
>>1493703
only if you outdrink us
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>>1493702
>Convert you guys to vampires I guess
>>1493703
Ah... Right. Can we not do that? Also why him specifically?
>>1493702
>Nah back in part 3 where Bob was introduced
We figured you were trying to ambush us from how you snuck up on us.
>>1493704
He's an Elder Vampire, I think he's too powerful for us at the moment.
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>>1493706
What's wrong with being a vampire? Eternal life and all that shiet
>>
Why don't we send Paul as our diplomat while we take care of all the heavy lifting?
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>>1493708
My crush will never love me if i become a vampire.
And sucking people is pretty gay, desu
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>>1493710
Your crush wouldn't love you either way though
>>
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>>1493710
SUDDENLY, A PSYCHIC VISION OF VAMPIRE HUNTER-CHAN APPEARS BEFORE OSWELL
"Fag"
AND THEN THE PSYCHIC VISION DISAPPEARS
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>>1493712
Bob was a vampire when he had his kid with his human wife though, so you can bang even if you're undead
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>>1493713
op how well I rip vamps by hand?
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>>1493713
...
She noticed me.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1493715
Let's see on a scale of 1 to 100
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>>1493714
What the mop?
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>>1493716
SUDDENLY, A PSYCHIC VISION OF SOME OTHER GUY APPEARS BEFORE OSWELL
"GREAT ANCESTOR! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME! DO NOT PUNCH THAT NOBLE IN THE FACE. Wait. No. No. NO! I GOT THE WRONG HOODED GUY! NOW IT'S TOO LATE! NOOOOOooooo...."
THEN HE DISAPPEARS
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>>1493719
is it good?
>>
>>1493723
That guy looks like a Dick
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>>1493723
>"GREAT ANCESTOR! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME! DO NOT PUNCH THAT NOBLE IN THE FACE. Wait. No. No. NO! I GOT THE WRONG HOODED GUY! NOW IT'S TOO LATE! NOOOOOooooo...."
Wait, who was this guy?Topkek.
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>>1493724
worth a shot
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>>1493723
"K"
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>>1493723
ah, my earlier days as a guard we fun/
check me on that photo, it was my first successful cleave. Colossal Knife chan is here too
I always have this photo with me
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>>1493729
That's from a different time period though
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>>1493729
*were
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>>1493730
is it tho? the mystery remains.
anyway back to ripping vamps in half, can I?
>>
>>1493733
Lemme think....nah.
That's a Vampire Puncher class exclusive.
>>
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SUDDENLY, A PSYCHIC VISION OF MARK APPEARS BEFORE BOB
"Bob, what's going on down there?"
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>>1493735
aw.. just grab sword in midst of talking and jump cut that afro vamp
>>
Quick, discreetly multiclass!
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>>1493738
Me and the gang are about to curbstomp these niggas
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>>1493742
"Drinks?"
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>>1493739
run interference for Gar. coughcough
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>>1493743
Actually master Mark, the hunters are in a vulnerable state without their weapons right now, so you could come down here and work your magic if you want to
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>>1493747
"Oh yeah. Makes sense"
Mark the Elder Vampire will come down to murderize the entire party in a few turns.
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Guys I think Paul is a vamp lover
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>>1493749
Fuck. Okay I'll go try special speed running to get our weapons before we ditch the place.
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>>1493749
I suggest y'all start praying for forgiveness
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>>1493749
DO THE LEGS GUYS, GRAB WEAPON FIRST
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Rolled 9, 3, 6 = 18 (3d10)
>>1493751
CAN HORACE SHINE THROUGH?!
Roll 3d10, for the 3 missing weapons being held by 3 Vampbeasts
+10 You
+8 Vampbeasts
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Rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12 (3d10)
>>1493755
Wow, these are some rolls.
>>
>>
running? running.
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>>1493756
>>1493758
SPEED!
AND SO HORACE MANAGED TO GET BACK HIS RAPIER AND OSWELL's CROSS SWORD.
Gar's sword is still being held by Jamal though
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>>1493762
I'll take it back myself
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493764
Yeah sure. Roll 1d10 against Jamal.
You have +3 Speed
Jamal has +8 Speed
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493765
THIS
IS
MIIIIIIIIIINE
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>>1493766
it is his
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>>1493768
almost
>>
>>
>>1493766
"Not anymore, cracka"
The more time you spend here, the more chance Mark will arrive before you escape
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>>1493773
fine geez
do the legs
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>>1493773
Great. If possible, I'll wallrun up to Jamal, Oswell tries throwing some knives at his wings, and Joseph tries chain cleavering it back to Gar? Gar could also try climbing up the walls to Jamal if he wanted to.
>>
THROW GAR AT HIM AXE MAN
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>>1493776
Yes, this is good idea, yes
>>
I'm slightly reminded of the end of The Incredibles
>>
>>1493778
I agree lets
>>
If we manage to grab it we should immediately jump cleave and fuck this black bastard up
>>
Cupping his hands together
"Come Gar Jump I will help you"
>>
NOTHING WILL STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY EASTERN COLOSSAL KNIFE CHAN
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>>1493787
>cupping his hands together
nah
Now who's ready to roll
>>
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>>1493790
HERE I GO, LET'S FUCKING DO IT!!!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1493790
With these Mighty Arms and Our Manly Passion we will surely Reclaim your lose arms
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>>1493790
I'm ready to cheer them on.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1493795
Right.
The combo move has a total of 10 Joseph's Power and 3 Gar's speed to grab the sword, so 13 Bonus
Jamal has 8 Speed bonus
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493797
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
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>>1493798
other dude in my head, plz
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>>1493798
Joseph can also roll in this. Team effort, afterall
>>
touch the sky
>>
this silence...
really guys?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
connection clipped
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>>1493802
With a zero
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
HELLO YES
>>
>>1493809
oof
>>
>>1493809
dice god strikes again
>>
AND SO GAR IS THROWN!
But then Jamal quickly moved out of the way and Gar crashes into the wall.
Gar now has 6/9 HP left
And he is also stuck
>>
Wait with the bonuses, I think we're just about got it?
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>>1493813
Beast screech their asses again
>>
>>
Oh right I counted axeman
Oh well, we may not of got the sword but I'm sure they're intimidated by our... uh... willpower
>>
>>1493813
LEAVE ME BEHIND AND RUNMY FRIENS!
ALSO WHAT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL?
>>
>>1493822
Yeh?
>>
>>
>>1493821
"Really nigga?"
>>1493828
>>1493822
>>1493817
Oh yeah. So now everyone has to roll against eachother. That cool?
>>
>>1493830
。。。WATCHA READING?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493830
yus
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>>1493830
Can we plug our ears against the beast screeches?
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>>1493829
I would, if it was my turn.
But it ain't.
>>
>>1493831
"Eastern scrolls are being imported, will be localized by local translation team"
>>
Redecorate bathroom?
>>
>>1493837
I HOPE THEY ARE NOT TREECASTLE GUYS, OTHERWISE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT
THEY REWRITE SHIT ALL THE TIME
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>>1493830
>>1493818
On second thought, while Gar tries to pull himself out, can Joseph try pulling a chain to pull him closer? While Oswell throws a knife at Jamal's wings to bring him down so I can try either wall running or swiping it from him?
>>1493836
Can we try a team combo to get all these actions done?
>>
So what the ass are the hunters doing against Bob's screeching?
>>
>>1493843
Pushing Gar through the whole then climbing in behind him
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>>1493843
well I can't hear shit, I having discussion serious one you see
>>
>>1493843
Thinking about Hunter-Chan's psychic apparition.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493844
>>1493845
Sure. Screw it.
EVERYONE roll 1d10 against BOB, who will also roll 1d10.
>>1493848
Except for Oswell, Oswell roll 1d10 against me
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1493850
>1d10
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1493850
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1493850
I'm fine with that
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493850
fart
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493850
"Getting out of here, We'll find you a nice halberd somewhere"
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>>1493851
>>1493852
>>1493853
>>1493854
>>1493855
AND SO.
BOB'S SCREECH STUNS HORACE AND JOSEPH.
GAR TRIES TO FART BUT BOB'S SCREECH PUSHED THE FART BACK INTO GAR'S ASSHOLE. ANALLY VIOLATING HIM WITH HIS OWN FART.
Oswell manages to summon an aparition of Hunter-chan, but then Bob's screech dissipated that too.
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>>1493861
We weren't rolling against our Will? I thought my roll would be higher accounting for that.
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>>1493861
feels weird
fart harder
>>
>>1493861
Will Will Smith use his Will to smith Will Smith?
>>
>>1493865
Because I was too lazy to do math so that was an no bonus roll so everyone has a chance to win or not.
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>>1493871
So i'm not stunned, right?
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>>1493874
Sure.
OSWELL MANAGED TO COMPLETELY IGNORE THE SCREECHING BY THINKING ABOUT HIS WAIFU.
CAN HE PULL THROUGH AND SAVE THE OTHERS?
>>
>>1493877
MEANWHILE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF WALL
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>>1493871
Oh, alright then.
>>
>>1493878
stomach?
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>>1493877
Considering Bob has to actually open his mouth to screech, i will stick an explosive bomb in it.
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>>1493882
GET FUCKING ANGRY
DESTROY WALL VIA SHEER WILLPOWER
>>
>>1493882
Why would anyone watch a show in a language they don't understand?
>>
>>1493884
OSWELL AND BOB Roll 1d10 against eachother
>>1493885
No you can't. Since Gar can't actually see what's written on his helmet.
:^)
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1493888
Yes
>>
>>1493887
Indeed. Dubs > Subs. As Gar admitted himself.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1493888
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>>1493888
>No you can't. Since Gar can't actually see what's written on his helmet.
I CAN FEEL IT!
CAUSE OF SMUG FACE OF THAT VAMP
>>
Axe to wall? I was actually a fireman before I took up the Vampire hunting
>>
>>1493890
I did admit that, indeed.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1493894
Yes. GAR ADMITTED TO LIKING DUBS OVER SUBS, confirmed.
>>1493892
What? This face? Cmon, he's just happy.
>>1493893
Yeah but you're stunned, currently.
>>1493895
Jamal makes a roll
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>>1493896
GET FUCKING ANGRY
IT'S ONE OF LOCAL LOCALIZATORS, I'VE SEEN INTERVIEWS
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>>1493896
JAMAL FLIES IN AND SWING GAR'S SWORD AT THE BOMB ANNNND...
[muffled explosion from the other side of the wall]
"Oh shit nigga I blew up the sword" - Jamal
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1493896
HUNTER-CHAN!
INTERCEPT JAMAL
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>>1493899
Thanks Jamal. RIP sword though
>>
>>1493900
"OH SHIT A GHOST"
"HE MANIFESTED HER THROUGH HIS VIRGIN FANTASIES"
"NIGGGAAAA"
>>
>>1493899
GET REAAALLY ANGRY AND SAD
>>
>>1493903
BY THE POWERS OF VIRGINITY HELD WITHIN ME, I BANISH THEE, DAEMON OF HELL!
>>
>>1493903
Tell Geoffrey to stop staring like a jackass and help out
>>
>>1493906
>>1493907
Geoffrey ignores Bob and kept on staring and eating popcorn like a jackass
>>
>>1493911
But Jamal is a pimp. He knows how to handle that bitch right?
>>
>>1493911
can I do ANYTHING?
>>
>>1493911
GO FORTH, MY GHOST WAIFU.
SEIZE THIS DEVIL, AND THRUST HIM INTO THE ABYSS!
>>
>>
>>1493921
Topkek.
>>
>>1493921
Kek
Oh hey master Mark, glad you could make it
>>
>>1493921
That's legit sad.
>>
>>1493923
"Alright, lesseee. Hunters strewn about, a broken sword and a ghostly apparition in the shape of Vampire Hunter-chan. Wha'ts going on here?"
>>
>>
>>1493929
shush
>>
>>
>>1493928
So Mark knows about Vampire Hunter-Chan...
Is he a fan of her too?
>>
Take two knifes fashion them onto my mask. pretend to be masked vampire
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>>1493934
"Ah, so this screaming suppository must be Gar....He's shorter than I immagined him, Bob"
>>
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>>1493939
GO BERSERK
BREAK EVERYTHING
TRANSFER WILL INTO POWER
SCREW THIS PLACE
>>
USE OUR REPRESSED ANGER THATS BEEN BROUGHT FORTH BY THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR SWORD TO PUNCH THIS NEW GUY IN THE FACE
>>
>>1493943
>>1493946
"Quiet, boy. Are these pieces on the floor here your sword?"
>>
"DO NOT LAY A HAND ON MY WAIFU, FIEND!"
>>
>>1493948
Yeah Jamal covered my ass and the sword got blown up
>>
>>1493948
DON'T TOUCH THEM WITH YOUR FILTHY HANDS, EVIL BASTARD
>>
>>1493948
--MEANWHILE, IN THE BACKGROUND--
"GHOST WAIFU, Will you become my gf?"
>>
>>1493948
Are we conscious again? I think we just went through our turns.
>>
>>1493956
"Oh hey, what's happening over there? That must be Oswell isn't it, Bob?"
>>1493957
Yes. Everyone is concious now
>>
>>1493959
Yeah, by the way his dad Boswell was hear earlier
>>
>>1493959
>Yes. Everyone is concious now
Great, thanks.
Hey, can Gar have his sword back? It's really important to him.
>>
>>1493959
USE NEARBY VAMP AS A SWORD AND ATTACK MARK
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>>1493963
"Sure"
Mark created a Possessed Sword
>>
>>1493973
WHA-
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I WILL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING MONSTER
>>
"I have... mixed feelings about this
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>>1493973
Uh. Thanks... Mark.
What happens if we take it?
>>
>>1493973
let me guess, it's either going to murder all of us or I'll lose to mind control if I grab it?
BRACE MY MIND FOR IMPACT, GRAB THE POSSESSED SWORD! IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL! MY WILL MUST OVERCOME THIS TRIAL!
>>
>>1493978
"Sure. Go through the sword first"
>>
>>1493988
GRAB THE HANDLE
>>
>>
>>1493988
Come on guys, you can't beat master Mark. Just join up with us
>>
>>1493988
I-...
I WILL NOT HURT MY BELOVED!
DO YOU HEAR ME, GHOST-CHAN?
FIGHT AGAINST HIS CONTROL!
>>
>>1493993
it'll probably just destroy the sword
>>
>>1493989
"I wouldn't do that. She doesn't like strangers touchin' her"
>>1493990
"I make living armors for a...living...Controlling spirits and harnessing their energies to give life to armaments is what I do"
>>1493992
"She can't hear you. Not anymore"
>>
>>
>>1494000
Oh shit Bosswell vs. Mark bossfight?
>>
>>1494000
DO IT ANYWAY
BECAUSE
I
AM
NOT
A
STRANGER
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>
>>1494000
WELL FUCK YOU, I WILL SAVE HER
>douse self in Holy Water
>grab the Possessed Sword
MY WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>1494013
DO IT TOGETHER
WITH OUR BURNING HEARTS OF JUSTICE
>>
>>1494018
YES BROTHER.
LET US WIN THE HELLISH CURSE, OR PERISH AS HOLY WARRIORS!
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Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d10)
>>1494013
>>1494010
Roll 1d10 against the sword
Oswell against the first roll, Gar the second
Oswell has +6 averageness
Gar has +7 Power
Sword has +10 Power
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>>1494022
WELL SAID
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1494025
LET'S SMITE EVIL TOGETHER AGAIN
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1494025
WITNESS ME!
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>>1494029
>>1494027
The sword cuts both of you.
Oswell has 5/8 HP left
Gar has 3/9 HP left
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>>1494036
AGAIN!
FOR MY WAIFU
FOR MY FATHER
FOR THE HUNTERS
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>>1494036
AGAIN
AS LONG I CAN STAND I WILL NOT GIVE UP!
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Rolled 9, 8, 1 = 18 (3d10)
>>1494038
>>1494037
Roll 1d10 against the sword
Oswell against the first roll, Gar the second
Oswell has +6 averageness
Gar has +7 Power
Sword has +10 Power
If sword hits Gar and my third roll is higher or equal to 3, Gar gets cleaved in half.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1494052
I WILL NOT DESIST
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1494052
I
WILL
NOT
BACK
DOWN
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>>1494054
>>1494056
The sword cuts both of you.
Oswell has 2/8 HP left
Gar has 0/9 HP left. And died.
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>>1494061
Fuck. I'll ask Oswell to drop a smoke bomb for our escape and pick up Oswell's body for first aid later.
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>>1494061
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAnage to cleave me...
you was a fine sword, but you forgot your way of cleave...
I can't even die.... with peaceful mind now....
disappointed in you.... colossal... blade.....
[RIP]
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>>1494066
"No, please. Try hugging the possesed evil sword again. That went so well the first two times"
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>>1494061
I drop a smoke bomb...
AND THEN ATTACK AGAIN.
THEY WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING.
YOU RUN, HORACE!
MY RAGE WILL NOT SEE ITS END.
ONE LAST ATTACK, FOR MY LOVED!
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>>1494080
>>1494078
Try grabbing the sword again?
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>>1494080
By the time we come back, they will be long gone, and who knows where she might go!
GO, HORACE
MY TIME IS NOW
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MY TIME IS NOW
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>>1494086
Has to be done
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>>1494091
Smokebomb's up.
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>>1494086
>>1494089
>By the time we come back, they will be long gone, and who knows where she might go!
It's a possessed sword that Mark makes for a living. He'll set it up as a trap for us later, likely when Bob leads us into it later. I doubt he'll do anything special with the sword.
Otherwise, 'dawg, I ain't letting you die like this, man. If you won't come I'll take one of your smoke bombs, use it, and drag you with me.
Also, what's Joseph doing?
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>>1494097
>Also, what's Joseph doing?
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>>
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>>1494100
>>1494103
Before Oswell can save his waifu, Horace pulls him away
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>>1494105
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1494118
Meanwhile, Mark stands in the smoke and think about implementing Taco Tuesday while Oswell screams fill the halls
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>>1494119
Proceed to escape with the team to lick our wounds, find the Merchant.
Taco Tuesday sounds nice.
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>>1494119
I could go for a bloodjelly doughnut right now
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>>1494125
I hate you
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>>1494131
You'll thank me later.
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>>1494125
>>1494127
"Well now. They've escaped. Oh well, we'll find them eventually. Here Bob, have a donut"
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>>1494137
Perform first aid on everyone, Gar first, while the vampires are having snacks.
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>>1494137
HE'S TOUCHING MY WAIFU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1494137
That's not a donut master
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Is big axe still about or shall I swap in for him?
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>>1494138
>>1494142
>>1494143
"Ah who cares. Imma indulge myself with a little evil laugh now. Feel free to join me, Bob. Ahem...AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH"
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>>1494150
Joseph's empty rite now
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>>1494151
Hehehe
Are we actually evil though? Have we done something evil other than drink blood?
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>>1494155
"That's pretty subjective, Bob. You and me, we drink blood to survive. Same with the humans and their meat. While Walter on the fifth floor uses blood to power his creepy ass living dolls"
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>Large Axe Man comes out of his pseudo-coma, looks around, and kind of wishes he hadn't
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>>1494159
Oh right, the guy who has no friends and chooses to play make-believe with dolls.
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>>1494159
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*gasp for air*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"Good god Horace what did I miss"
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>>1494162
>>1494164
"And he's an Elder. Even older than me. So that's centuries of loneliness and autism there, the last time I accidentally broke one of his dolls I found dolls hiding everywhere in my room trying to stab me in order to drain my elder blood so Walter can make a super killer doll, for a month. The boss man had to finally stepped in for him to stop"
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>>1494170
The boss man? Caine?
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>>1494170
>>1494169
So after you went unconscious, we tried getting Gar's sword back, and Jamal broke it when he tried blocking an attack meant for Bob. Oswell used his Virgin Rage to make a Vampire Hunter-chan ghost, then Mark came in and combined the ghost with the sword to make a Possessed Sword. After that Oswell and Gar kept trying to grab the Possessed Sword, which kept attacking them, until Gar died and I had to drag the two of them out of here once Oswell dropped a smoke bomb.
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>>1494172
"Lord Caine, yes. Ruler of this castle and all vampires of this realm....sometimes spelled with a K...I could never get that right"
>>1494180
And so Horace gave Jose an infodump
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"Well. Shit. Ok better question, the hell do we do now?"
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>>1494182
Maybe save Gar?
Oh wait, i'm stil reeing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1494181
Maybe one day if I get stronger I'll actually be able to meet the boss
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>>1494181
>>1494182
So first off I'm trying to perform first aid on everyone, Gar first, if you want you can help with that. I could use some help, there's a lot of blood here.
After that I'm hoping we can track down a wandering priest to convert to the religion of, and then find the Merchant.
>>1494187
Once we do that, we try asking anyone we can on how to separate a possessed sword from its spirit, or how to purify it or something. Try getting some holy artifacts like a cross to pray with and get an edge on the vampires, possibly some sort of soul jar to transfer the ghost into if we can't separate it normally.
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I feel like separating would be better, since I think killing that spirit might... upset some of our friends
>glances at Orwell and Gar
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>>1494189
"Indeed Bob, some day. We have all the time in the world after all...Anyway, what to do with this sword...Perhaps I could set it loose, have it hunt down the hunters, or may I'll keep it by my side, adding another to my armory...Or maybe you could hold it, Bob"
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>>1494200
Ehh, I'm more comfortable with my claws. But I can safekeep it for you master, if you so wish.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1494203
"Well, you don't actually *hold* it. Just take it with you as a helper. Since it moves around on its own. So you'll have an extra metaphorical helping hand against the hunters. Metaphorical because this thing don't have actual hands. You know what I mean. But it's cool if you don't wanna"
>>1494206
Speaking of which , roll 1d10 to save Gar
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>>1494213
I can take it, it'll be helpful.
Now imagine what Lord Caine might look like
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
I cauterise his wounds with my big fucking axe
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1494217
>>1494214
>>1494218
You managed to stop the bleeding. So either you patched up the wound correctly or he just ran out of blood to bleed.
Roll again to attempt a revival
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1494235
>1d10
We can do this Joseph, we can bring Gar back! I hope.
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>>1494239
The procedure, whatever it was, is succesful. Gar lives, but still unconcious, he's hurt bad.
Now only he can wake himself up from inside his own miiiiind.
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>>1494235
Betting on 3rd from the left, and that Joseph will be the one to defeat Caine
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>>1494245
>The procedure, whatever it was, is succesful. Gar lives, but still unconcious, he's hurt bad.
Good enough for me!
>Now only he can wake himself up from inside his own miiiiind.
Is he going to go on a vision quest to die less often?
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>>1494250
Yeah prolly.
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And since nobody's in here now, I guess the thread ends.
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>>1494265
Bob's here
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>>1494267
THen why didn;t you say anything Bob
Also, 666th post in this thread.
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Was good, will look out for the next one
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>>1494275
Cuz I was takin a dump.
Can Bob check out Lord Caine's place or is he gonna get vaporized for trespassing
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Wait are we still going?
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>>1494278
Yes. And since this is post-save game period. We have now officially entered the non-canon zone, where anything can happen.
Such as, Horace's true form
>>1494284
The latter. He's at the top floor. Only Elders are allowed up there to see him in person, or especially hardworking vampires with many acchievements. When one of those goes up there it means a great promotion
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>>1494288
Are we?
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FYI i'm just treating Joseph like Jojo, and the power stat definitely helps that
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>>1494289
>Yes. And since this is post-save game period. We have now officially entered the non-canon zone, where anything can happen.
Ah. That explains what was going on last thread.
Can you give us an estimated time for when you'll run next? Can you link the previous threads to the next one, or shill it on /qtg/?
>>1494294
Which one?
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>>1494289
Maybe if I kick Waldo's ass later I could replace him and get an audience with Lord Caine
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>>1494294
ya sure m8
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>>1494296
>estimated time for when you'll run next
01:00:00 -ish Thursday, 4chan time
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>>1494297
At the 5th floor
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>>1494297
>Waldo
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>>1494294
Probably Jonathan, since Josephs arc was more based on the pillar men than actual vampires
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>>1494316
Yeah...Oh shit where did he go
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>>1494317
Now we're finding Waldo
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>>1494319
But don't let Waldo find you
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>>1494324
O' shit, nigga!
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>>1494324
master mark halp
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>>1494326
>>1494328
It's too late.
It's always too late.
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>>1494333
; (
Who'll keep master Mark and Jamal company at the dinner table now?
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>>1494335
Watchout. if you don't find him in time. He'll..GETCHU!
Anyway yeah. Bob's dead
>>1494337
I dunno. Maby Fred can now shmooze up to Mark and steal Bob's promotion
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>>1494339
Fred aint getting anything except AIDS from his buttbuddies
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>>1494348
No, he's just jerking off somewhere in the shadows
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>>1494343
>>1494348
>>1494356
Not anymore he aint. Bob's anus is currently undefended.
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>>1494357
My corpse requires assistance!
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>>1494369
This is too evil for me. I must tap into the Sanic Force and GO FAST! This shall not stand!
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>>1494375
CAN HORACE MAKE IT IN TIME?!
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HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY
HIT THAT NIGGA WITH A HAMON OVERDRIVE
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>>1494381
<------- To be continued
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>>1494381
GOTTA GO FAST! I'll make you proud, Sanic Hunter.
>>1494369
>>1494379
No worries, I made up my mind once I saw Fred's glowing red eyes.
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>>1494401
Noice, ty for the thread op
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>>1494412
>>1494407
Was slow today though
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>>1494416
True a few of the hunters lost players over time
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>>1494422
And that's why they'll start next thread with a bleeding anus debuff
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>>1494424
So Fred went all out on them?
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>>1494429
Especially Bob, yes.
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>>1494431
Bob's dead Jim
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>>1494438
That was non-canon.
Except the raping.
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>>1494444
Rapping, ya mean. Bob and Jamal had a rap battle to pass the time
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>>1494448
While Fred's penis was inside Bob's butt, yes.
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>>1494449
It was inside Jamal's anal
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>>1494458
Bob put his butt inside Jamal's? Gross
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>>1494461
How did we go from hunting vampires to this?
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>>1494461
No Fred put his dick inside Janal and Bob was 100% hetero
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>>1494473
>>1494473
because the waifus have been taken
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>>1494486
What's Mark gonna do with ghost-waifu?
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>>1494489
Indeed.
We must kill all the hobos.
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>>1494495
Hold her hands
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>>1494508
Oh my god, nobody tell Oswald
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>>1494511
Oh shit
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>>1494521
But master Mark! That's how you make babies!
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>>1494521
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1494521
Holy shit!!! THAT IS VERY LEWD!!! You are not even married yet!!!
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>>1494528
>>1494526
>>1494523
Don't open this image
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>>1494530
OH JESUS
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1494530
Damn it!!! As Fire Snake cultist I will give them pair of rings and declare them married!!!
And I roll to success!!!
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>>1494536
"Yes my son? Why did you cal--OH FUCK WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE"
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>>1494530
No...
It cannot be...
What if Mark is actually...
HUNTER CHAD!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1494540
It's time for the rapture Jesus
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>>1494540
Go away Jesus, I was here before you!!!
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>>1494544
And so everyone died.
The End.
Oh and Oswell never scored
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>>1494547
From the ashes of the slain, a figure emerges... The cursed child of Mark and ghost waifu
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>>1494550
IT'S A
GHOST /VAMPIRE HYBRID
A
GHOSTPIRE
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>>1494553
Somehow Bob barely survived and now has to teach little ghostpire how to survive in the apocalyptic world before he dies for real
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>>1494556
Which lasted for about 2 minutes before Bob was shanked to death by a raider.
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>>1494558
The ghost of Fib appear and offer the Ghostpire a weed.
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>>1494558
Luckily ghostpire is a mary sue and has the power to heal people so Bob is ok
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>>1494559
Ohs hit it's the Ghostbusters
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>>1494561
Nah that's the people who capture and fuck ghosts, the Nutbusters
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>>1494563
And guess who just died and became a ghost.
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>>1494566
Fred?
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>>1494278
it's like I've been awoken from long nightmare.. AW FUCK EVERYTHING WAS REAL
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>>1494936
sad
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>>1496504
at least my right arm is sorta ok
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>>1496515
OR IS IT
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>>1496518
radiography says it is
science, bieaatch
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>>1496519
I'm talking about Gar the character though, who cares what your arm is like, lmao
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>>1496525
oh, dunno about GAR
I kinda already said goodbye
OR DID I
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>>1496531
Gar's alive. But now his right arm is stuck up his asshole.
It's all part of a vision quest
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>>1496537
all your visions ends up in assholes it seems
do you want something you want to share, OP?
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>>1496571
I just think assholes and asses are hilarious.
Also because ass is the easiest word to type on a keyboard.
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>>1496576
despite the odds, laziness will always prevail
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