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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 4 2017-05-22 05:23:47 Post No.
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
4 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
Each hunter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the hunter to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Currently the party is snooping around the second floor, looking for vampires to kill.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1484943
oh shit nigga, I just checked twitter
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>>1484943
hey OP, you should replace GAR's character model with a weeb version
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>>1484943
twitter is failing me
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>>1484972
>>1484981
Such is life
>>1484972
And give him free armor? naah
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>>1484985
oh, the weeb hunter gets free crotch armor, OP?
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>>1484943
awww yes it's time for pick on bob quest
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>>1484987
Probably
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>>1484991
bring back bell bottom jeans!
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>>1484991
Why? Weebs dont use their dicks
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>>1484991
OP, what other skills does Joseph have besides Decapitation?
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>>1484996
this is true, they want to trade it for a magical girl dress
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Regular Hunter, hopefully things pick up.
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>>1484994
Yeah...wait, those aren't even invented yet
>>1484996
Gotta protect that wizardry somehow
>>1484998
Masturbation
>>1485003
kool
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>>1485008
let's get started then, OP
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>>1485010
With masturbation? ewwww
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>>1485008
then I claim the patent
Agile hunter invents bell bottom jeans
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>>1485012
no, the adventure, idiot
I wanna decapitate vampires
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>>1485013
Roll 1d10000
Get exactly 8311 to invent Bell Bottom Jeans
>>1485015
Right, now who wants to search for vampires
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>>1485017
I volunteer to scout, OP
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Rolled 196 (1d10000)
>>1485017
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>>1485028
huh....
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>>1485019
Sure, not like anybody else is here. Roll 1d10
9-10: Quadriplegic vampire
6-8: Lesser Vampires
2-5: Vampires
1: You trip and somehow break your spine in 17 different places
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485031
oh fug
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>>1485038
DECAPITATIOOOON
PREMPTIVE NECK STRIKE
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GAR IS HERE
I WAS EATING FISH
SORRY
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>>1485038
pokey stabby
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485041
Yeah sure roll 1d10 or whatever
+10 Power you
+5 Speed it
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>>1485048
rip in pieces
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1485048
oh shit
let's get those heads rolling, OP
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>>1485054
Lesser Vamp has 3/6 HP left.
Now who's present?
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>>1485061
>Now who's present?
GAR IS HERE
I SEE OPPORTUNITY TO CLEAVE
CLEAVE INCOMING
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>>1485061
armored hunter, me, agile hunter, but we still need an oswell player
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>>1485067
hmmm
maybe one retweet isn't enough, OP?
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>>1485069
Nothing is ever enough. Anyway, since the other two hunters are inactive, the vampires go first. And it's gonna call one of you a faggot.
Who wants to be called a faggot?
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>>1485073
hmm
does it really matter, OP?
you made everyone on the hunter team a homo
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>>1485061
poke
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>>1485075
>does it really matter, OP?
doubt.jpeg2000
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485077
Oh hey, you're up now. Since you're faster, roll 1d10 to poke
+10 Speedo you
+5 Fast it
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>>1485084
whoops forgot pic
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>>1485064
Not anymore, fellow black man.
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is bob still in this OP
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>>1485090
Yes. Bob's still in but nobody's in him
Was that an innuendo? probably.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485086
ehhhh
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>>1485097
Congrats, you managed to poke it and reduced its HP to 2 you near-useless motherfucker.
Now it's Oswell's turn. Is Oswell available?
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>>1485105
I take pride in my art
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>>1485105
I forgot how to diiiceeeeeee
HIIIIIIT
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>>1485109
Put dice+1d10 in the options field
You have +6 Averageness while the Lesser Vamp has +5 herpaderp
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Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d10)
>>1485105
ASDASEASEASEASE
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485117
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485117
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>1485120
The fuck you rolling for
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>>1485122
because I love you
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>>1485121
Oswell killed the lesser vampire. Only one left. And it will now attempt a party wide special attack...
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>>1485131
Prepare to defend ourselves with the axe
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>>1485129
If you did you'd reply on time
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>>1485137
But I do, I'm having internet problems.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485131
"OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT"
Roll 1d10 to resist turning your heads and looking at where he's pointing
this Lesser vamp has +7 Special
Oswell has +6 Will
Horace has +7 Will
Jospeh has +6 Will
Gar has +8 Will
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485143
nigga get that shit outta here
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485143
BY THE POWER OF THE POWER
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485143
WILL IS USEFUL STAT
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1485143
does this will count with my new double feather hat?
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>>1484996
oh shit nigga, you gotta roll for me
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>>1485148
Yep.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485143
>1d10
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>>1485143
Jospeh must be the Mexican vampire hunter
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And so nobody turned their head.
Except for the Axeman.
The attack didn't work on all the hunters so the lesser vamp failed to escape.
But it also meant Jospeh lost his turn.
Now it's Gar's
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>>1485156
the fuck did you just say about me nigga
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>>1485159
your joseph
not jospeh
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>>1485158
YOU ARE VAMP
THAT MEANS YOU ARE EVIL
AND I LOVE TO CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE EVIL
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>>1485158
Slice and Dice triple combo!
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>>1485168
I WILL COMPLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
cause combo attacks are neat
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>>1485167
Shutup Yosef
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>>1485173
that's iosif stalin to you, OP
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>>1485176
Quiet down, Yūsuf
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>>1485179
man, how many spellings of Joseph do you have, OP?
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>>1485171
>>1485177
Riiiiight. Now.
Since Horace has the higher Speed stat, the combo will combine both your speed bonuses
Which is a total of 13
Lesser vamp has +5
Roll 1d10, whoever gets higher will be picked
>>1485181
Shush now Iōsēph
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>>1485181
there are so many broseph
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485184
>1d10
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485184
show this vamp our cutlery, that is also on sale on this toll free number! 10th caller gets a free tote bag!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485184
Whoops, forgot
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485184
aw yeah
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>>1485191
3/6 HP left.
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1485199
Horace don't bore us!
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>>1485202
You're controlling Horace
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>>1485203
shit, that's a terrible name
quick strike then
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485205
Roll 1d10 to stab him in the eye
+5 Speed you
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>>1485205
u ou know what do the eye thing then
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485211
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>>1485216
I think OP is calculating the enemy's speed now
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>>1485216
10 - 5 = 5 aint it
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>>1485216
Lesser Vamp Blinded.
2/6 HP left.
Oswell's turn
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>>1485223
We are, but sometimes I'm too lazy to type both out
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>>1485223
no
plus I was every hunter at least once so I get mixed up since I didn't take part in creating them.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485225
I ROLL TO PUNCH MY OWN FACE
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>>1485230
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
>I ROLL TO PUNCH MY OWN FACE
Kek.
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>>1485230
>1
Critical Failure.
You missed and punched Yôsēp̄ in the face instead
Josif now has 6/8 HP left.
NOw it's Giô-xếp's turn
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>>1485236
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
PUNCH OSWELL IN THE FACE NOWsorry about this oswell, I'm playing my character
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>>1485237
Axeman and Regular Hunter Roll 1d10
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485240
FUCKING IDIOT
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>>1485236
>Giô-xếp
literally who?
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>>1485242
It's Yusif
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485240
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1485241
>>1485245
Josif punches Oswell in the face, making fly into Gar
Oswell now has 5/8 HP left
Gar now has 6/9 HP left
It's Gar's turn
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>>1485251
holy shit, OP
when did Joseph get so strong?
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>>1485253
Since shoving his hands up people's rectums
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>>1485255
wasn't me, OP
that was another guy playing Iosif at the time
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>>1485256
Don't matter.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485254
Oh no. the vampire took advantage of the commotion and escaped after leaving you a message.
And since he escaped, the battle didn't have any loot or XP.
Roll 1d10 to see if this is real or not
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485258
>1d10
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485258
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485258
I CAN SEE THRU YOUR EVIL TRICKERY
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485258
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485265
Yea probably
>>1485264
Right. That wasn't real, so now roll 2d10
First is hit chance
+7 Power you
+5 Speed It
Second is cleave chance, get >=4
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)
>>1485270
CHESTOOOOOOO
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485270
WILLY WONKA, WILLY WONKA
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>>1485271
Cleaved the vamp in half.
Battle Won.
Gained: 1 Gold Coin
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>>1485277
let's keep scouting
I volunteer again, OP
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Gonna head to bed, take care of crater face for me guys
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>>1485279
Sure, roll 1d10
9-10: Blind, deaf and retarded vampire
5-8: Traps
2-4: More Traps
1: Cardiac arrest
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>>1485283
>take care of crater face for me guys
No. 'Cya.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485285
>all these traps
you sure have got a trap lust, OP
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>>1485287
oh my god
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>>1485287
kek
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>>1485287
oh shit
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>>1485287
Suddenly. A heart attack.
Roll 1d10 to see if you survive
7-10: Yes
2-6: Kinda
1: nah
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485293
kinda?
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>>1485291
I'll help you I wanna make a character too
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concoct some sort of nefarious potion.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485294
The pain subsisdes. For now.
Joseph's secret is now revealed: he has a heart disease
>>1485296
Roll 1d10 to craft dat shit
You have +4 bonus
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>>1485301
alas
our only weakness
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>>1485301
offer him some high cholesterol meal
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>>1485303
You don't have any
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We need a new plan
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>>1485305
fine then scout because we do that btter than heart attack ax man
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Hello goys
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>>1485308
Right. So what's the plan?
>>1485309
Even if he dies, there won't be a new character.
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>>1485311
Find someone who know more than us. A wise old black man if you will
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>>1485312
Hmm. I just poped in when i saw the thread was up. Wasnt planning on staying more than an hour. Its already 3am here
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>>1485313
Where would a wise old black man be in a vampire castle?
What do the others think?
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>>1485317
probably in the prison
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>>1485317
The dungeon obviously. The back tracking might not make it wort it hmm
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>>1485317
Black men are trouble, do not trust them
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>>1485323
but you are one
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>>1485317
An ancient evil awakens
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>>1485324
No, you are one.
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>>1485325
OH SHIT HUNTERS! LOOK, A FIEND OF THE NIGHT! MURDER THAT SHIT
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>>1485329
THROW CLEAVER AT BOB'S LEGS SO HE CAN'T RUN AWAY
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>>1485329
Too bad that's only a hallucination conjured by master Mark. Nothing personnel, kids
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>>1485329
>MURDER
do that
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>>1485330
Kick him in the nuts
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>>1485330
>>1485332
>>1485333
>>1485333
Roll 1d10 against eachother
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485336
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>>1485327
not uh
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485336
Oh shit
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485336
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>>1485336
hey op once Bob Dies can I be the next vamp villian?
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>>1485341
>bob dies
nice meme
u could just join team bob right now
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485336
CHESTOOO
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>>1485344
bob?
more like
b
-oooh, space for rent-
b
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>>1485344
Turns out it was indeed an illusion.
The real Bob was standing like a few meters bhind it.
>>1485341
No. You won't be anything. If Bob dies then Bob dies and all vamp villains are NPC. There will be no new characters, hunters or vampire.
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>>1485349
That's great, because i didn't attack and now Oswell has an opening to stake Bob.
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>>1485349
Fly outta there
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>>1485349
>The real Bob was standing like a few meters bhind it.
I told you guys I need bigger sword
see what happens when I don't have bigger sword
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>>1485349
well that's not fair
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>>1485355
NO it's totally fair. What's the point of dying when that just means an instant retry in the form of a new character.
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>>1485352
>>1485351
Roll 1d10 against eachother
Oswell has +6 no gf
Bob has +8 Speed
Note that if Bob gets staked he''s fucking dead
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>>1485356
multiple playthroughs, I get not wanting new hunters but an occasional 1 villian player doesn't hurt none, does it?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1485358
The will to live!
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>>1485358
chase after bob
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>>1485359
Please, you just want to be a special snowflake with your own character.
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Aw shit this is it
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>>1485363
make his character be literally snowflake
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485358
k
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>>1485370
rip bob
what his wife and child will gotta do now
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>>1485363
I do not
I'll make a ghoul name Randy
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>>1485363
>special snowflake
why would you say that? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?
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>>1485360
>>1485370
Welp, Bob's fucking dead
>>1485373
Sure you will fag
>>1485375
Well I'm not saying it. I'm writing it.
>how
With a keyboard, duh
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>>1485376
loot bob
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>>1485376
Take his head for gloating purpose
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>>1485376
Shed a tear and think about son and wife one last time before fading away.
Unless we rewinding
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>>1485377
>>1485378
Staked vampires turn into ash
>>1485379
Dunno, are you gonna be a pay 2 win casual and pay up 5.99$ for the one time use Rewind DLC?
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>>1485376
now you are just being a poopydick.
but fine I'm moving on.
I say we continue to the next floor.
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>>1485380
Ehh... It's sad to lose Bob so early on, so sure. But if others object Bob can stay rip
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>>1485380
Gather ashes
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>>1485380
piss on the ash, we don't want this place getting on fire
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>>1485383
"Nah they won't. Pay up and rewiiiind time."
>>1485384
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>>1485386
okay, try scouting again
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>>1485386
Allright non-suspicious vampire merchant. Giev shekels to him
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>>1485386
go to the next floor by scouting
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>>1485386
burn the ashes again then piss them
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>>1485390
*tape rewinds*
Everyone go back to this post >>1485329
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>>1485399
"K"
Stake Bob again
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>>1485329
Combo attack
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>>1485399
Special weaboo stlye sword slash
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>>1485399
knowing that it is an illusion, cleave air few meters behind it
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>>1485399
STAKE TIME
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>>1485404
>>1485403
Since only 1 dude remembered it was an illusion. Only he and Bob roll 1d10 against eachother.
Gar has +7 Power
Bob has +8 Speed
Yes, it''s time t-->>1485402
Oh wait no, different actions from the same character. Gar action not loaded.
Bob flies away like a faggot while everyone attacked the illusion
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485409
YOUR EVIL TRICKS WON'T WORK THIS TIME
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485409
Throw cleaver at the faggot
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>>1485409
Blame the jews for this faggotry
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>>1485409
move on scout to next floor for some plot to this story.
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>>1485409
Well if that ain't gay i don't know what is.
I'll throw a poisoned throwing dart at Bob to give him double ass-disease
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>>1485412
it's your fault, he had it and you mucked it up.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1485409
Damn these guys arent messing aroung with their rolls
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>>1485412
"muh six gorrilion"
>>1485414
Bob and Oswell, roll 1d10 against eachother.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485419
prepare to have a bleeding pooper.
I wanna see how you explain that to your master.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485419
Not muh hemorrhoids
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>>1485424
now who's pointing fingers
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>>1485425
Lets just put this aside for now
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>>1485422
>>1485423
Failed! Bob escapes with his ass unharmed, at least for a second time. he still has hemorrhoids.
Anyway, let's continue past this hallway. Nobody be a dumbass and fall off the balcony.
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>>1485427
ok chuckled
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>>1485428
use superior agility to move forward.
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>>1485428
I'll use this break to be offline for 3+ hours, cause I'm pissed on some talking pants in my head wasting my beautiful roll
Don't worry Eastern Collossal Knife-chan, I'll feed you with demon blood soon
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>>1485428
Look for secert buttons to press. Maybe find a secrer room
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>>1485432
is secrer polish soccer?
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>>1485430
>>1485432
Sure.
Roll 1d10
8-10: Secret Room
5-7: Darts
2-4: Spikes
1: The floor eats you
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485434
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485433
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>>1485436
not me you rube
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>>1485436
>>1485435
Seeing a loose brick in the wall, Gar pushed it, revealing it to be a button. This opened up a secret door.
While Horace runs forward, triggering a trap that fires off darts at his face.
Roll 1d10, get >=2 to dodge
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485440
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>>1485440
Enter secret room
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>>1485440
Make like scooby do and investigate the room
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>>1485441
>>1485443
>>1485445
Horace does a sick backflip to dodge the projectiles. Sadly, nobody was there to see it.
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>>1485446
go to secret room with everone else
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>>1485446
go to the secret room now
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>>1485446
Light a candle figure our what we're seeing in the secret room
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>>1485449
>>1485448
>>1485447
Inside you found....armors.
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>>1485451
Joseph claims the one on the left, but not before looking at the thing on the ground
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>>1485451
grab the best for Horace
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>>1485451
Appear in the shadows. It seems you have activated my trap card of living armors
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>>1485454
you sun ova bitch! conspiracy with op is it?! Behind twitter doors?
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>>1485452
It's more armors
>>1485454
Master Mark did say to turn them on incase intruders get here.
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>>1485451
Fuck yea. Take the one with the best stats
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>>1485456
more armors?
have a look at them then
I wanna see which one gives a bonus to decapitation
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>>1485456
I'll just grab some armor real quick, before any traps are springed an' shit
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>>1485456
grab one before anything happens grab the best agility one.
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>>1485460
I wouldn't care either way, but good guess.
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>>1485464
oh hey nevermind nigga
back away from the room
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>>1485464
back away
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>>1485464
i dun want no trouble nigga.
I'm backing away
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>>1485464
Ignore warning. I want to be inside that armor. if you know what i mean
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>>1485465
>>1485467
>>1485466
Oh good, because if you wore them when they activate, they would take over your motor controls an>>1485468
Oh hey, Gar been possesed by a Living Armor, for being a dumbass.
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>>1485469
RUN THE FUCK AWAY NIGGA
GRAB
HORACE AND OSWELL SO WE CAN ESCAPE QUICKLY
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>>1485469
welp nice knowing you gar
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>>1485469
Any way to use our shonen power of friendship to get control back?
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>>1485469
Ima bite gar's neck and make him a vampire doe
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>>1485469
ok use super speed to make me invis.
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>>1485474
rude
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>>1485470
>>1485473
Well i dunno, are they your friendssssss?
>>1485474
Guess not
>>1485476
He has neck armor.
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>>1485480
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
GAR IS UNDER VAMPIRE CONTROL NOW
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>>1485480
use inviso speed and cut the straps linking the armor together this falling apart.
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>>1485480
Well it should be enough if I spurt some of my blood in his mouth
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>>1485480
Guess not after there reaction. There has to be a way to be free and have the new armor just to spite those untrustworthy dicks. They broke my heart.
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>>1485485
you broke our trust budday
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>>1485485
you a dumb ass nigga
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>>1485485
Yeah sure.
SINCE GAR IS technically UNDER VAMPIRE CONTROL NOW.
The POSSESED GAR can now be directed by this faggot >>1485483
IN ORDER FOR HIM TO BECOME unpossessed, ONE OF THESE MUST BE DONE, or any combination thereof:
1. Gar dies
2. Somebody destroys the armor
3. Gar rolls against Bob for mental control
4. The castle explodes
5. The apocalypse happens and everyone dies as the four horsemen brings destruction upon the world
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>>1485489
SCREAM IN RAGE
IT'S FUCKING TIME TO FACE OFF AGAINST GAR
put down Oswell and Horace and adopt a defensive position so we can examine armored gar's stats
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485489
Bring Gar to master Mark
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485489
Prove im not a dumbass and gain my friends respect
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>>1485489
destroy armor then, use smoke bombs to help our attacks be hidden
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>>1485495
IS THE OTHER AGILE HUNTER HERE? I need to do stuff for an hour.
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>>1485491
RIGHT! IT'S TIME TO FIGHT! EITHER FREE HIM OR KILL HIM, YOU WILL HAVE T--- >>1485492 Oh wait, Bob's carrying him off to his master.
THEN PERHAPS GAR CAN EXERT SOME SEMBLANCE OF CONTROL AND PREVENT HIMSELF FROM BEING TAKEN AWAY-- >>1485494 oh wait no, he rolled a 1. Hmmm
Somebody help him or he's gonna be carried off.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485499
stop the faggot from getting away
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>>1485499
GRAB ONTO GAR'S LEG
SIGNAL THE OTHERS TO JUMP ON AS WELL
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING GAR
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>>1485499
Dodge their attempts at rescuing their teammate
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>>1485499
Throw a throwing knife in Bob's wing. That'll stop him good.
>>
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485509
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485509
gotta go fayest!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485509
shit i'm late
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Its 5am and i need sleep but i have to see how pans out first. I dont want to die or be bobs gay sex slave
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>>1485510
>>1485511
>>1485513
>>1485512
And so Bob gets dogpiled into the ground, his escape failed.
Makes me wonder why didn't he ordered the other living armors to assist him in this endeavour. Guess I'll never know.
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>>1485515
is that clackie's old armor? Must have been taken off of his corpse.
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>>1485515
WHILE BOB IS STUNNED ON THE GROUND
DO OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK
EXECUTIONER'S DECAPITATION! KEEP HIS HEAD ON THE GROUND WITH OUR BOOT THEN AIM STRAIGHT FOR THE NECK!
>>
Make Gar and the rest of the armors kick their ass
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>>1485515
perfect, now we can stake him again
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>>1485515
fuck up the armor I don't care how just do it the best possible way.
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>>1485520
fuck muh name
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>>1485520
Yes and who are you supposed to be
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>>1485517
>>1485518
>>1485519
>>1485520
>>1485522
On command, the living armors tackled the hunters off Bob before he can be rekt.
Note that he's only giving them orders, they won't be defeated when he's dead. All this means is as long as Bob's alive, he'll be the one rolling against the party for this battle, not me.
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>>1485529
Well master Mark should roll for them, Bob's just the one who activated them
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>>1485529
put our nostril hat back on
looks like this fight is unavoidable
it's time to DESTROY THIS ARMOR
go for the ones that aren't GAR first
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>>1485529
but you said the only way to stop these armors was to destroy them or kill the person inside, who to say Mark won't take over after Bob is dead.
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>>1485529
Nigga i never tackled Bob.
I threw a knife at him.
Muh actions.
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>>1485531
shush now
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>>1485538
Well let's fight the fucking armors then.
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ANYWAY. FIGHT TIME
Two rows of enemies, The armors are in the front, Bob is in the back.
All of the armors do 2 HP damage per hit, except the one that has Gar, it does 3.
Aside from that they mostly have the same stats of:
Power: 8
Speed: 7 (Except for the one that has a face on its torso, it has 9 speed due to having less extra parts than the others)
Health: 8
Special: 0 (They're just armors, they don't know any magics or special moves except hitting things until they die)
Will: 8 (Technically they don't actually have any will of their own, they're being brought to life by Mark's magic so that protects them from mental attacks)
So, as usual, Horace goes first.
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>>1485542
so OP
if I decapitate GAR, he's out of the game for real?
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>>1485542
cloak and stab gar's armor
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>>1485543
Yeah. All armors are immune to decap, except for the one that has Gar in it, since it's the only one that has a head.
>>1485544
>>1485544
HORACE and BOB roll against eachother
+5 Special for Horace
+8 Will for Bob directing Possessed Gar
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485548
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485548
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>>1485550
>>1485551
The fiend saw through your cape flourish! the attack failed!
NOw it's the Armor with a face's turn.
Bob, direct it to do something.
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>>1485554
Remember the good times back when you were Clackie's armor and slam into Horace
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>>1485556
Horace and Bob roll 1d10 against eachother
Horace gets a +1 speed
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485558
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485558
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>>1485561
Bob's the one getting fucked up usually
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>>1485563
tie goes to defender ussually
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>>1485559
>>1485560
whooooooosh
Now it's Possesed Gar's turn. And right after that the headless armor.
Just choose both actions for them, Bob, since they ahve basically the same stats.
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>>1485564
Yeah no dmg in this case
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>>1485565
Gar attacks Joseph and the other armor bashes Oswell
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>>1485567
Righto.
BOB roll 2d10
JOSEPH roll 1d10 against Bob's 1st
OSWELL roll 1d10 against Bob's 2nd
Both Armors have +8 Power bonus
Yusuf has +10 Power Bonus
Oswell has +6 no gf
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Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d10)
>>1485569
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485569
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>>1485572
Tie fighters
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485569
one sec
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>>1485574
>>1485571
>>1485570
JOSEPH BLOCKED THE BLADE! BUT OSWELL GOT SMACKED! 6/8 HP LEFT FOR HIM!
NOW IT'S OSWELL'S TURN!
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>>1485575
Sharpnel bomb all up in these muddafuggas
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>>1485576
BOB AND OSWELL
Roll 4d10.
No bonuses.
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Rolled 3, 4, 1, 3 = 11 (4d10)
>>1485578
Ayy
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Rolled 8, 5, 2, 2 = 17 (4d10)
>>1485578
Shouldnt oswell roll 1d10
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>>1485580
Each roll equals each enemy. And since he has 1 win over your 4 rolls.
THE ONE THAT WAS HIT WAS
You roll 1d4 to see who was the unlucky one that got hit by shrapnel
4: Gar
3: Headless
2: Face
1: Bob
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Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>1485582
I'll do it
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Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>1485582
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>>1485585
This seems more fitting. Oswell retaliates against the one that bashed his head.
The shrapnel shreds through the armor! Leaving it with 6/8 HP!
Now it's Joseph's turn.
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>>1485586
CARVE A HOLE THROUGH THE HEADLESS ARMOR'S ONE!
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>>1485588
Bob and Josephine roll 1d10against eachother
+10 Yusef
+8 Headless
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485595
FWOOOOOOOOSH
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1485595
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>>1485595
how does one head decapitator decapitate a headless body?
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>>1485596
>>1485597
3/8 HP left for this one.
NOW IT's GAR's TUR- oh wait he's possessed, lol.
So it's Bob's turn, from the back row.
>>1485598
The answer:
He doesn't. At best he can hack at the body until it's in pieces.
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>>1485601
Beast screech these madafakas
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>>1485601
btw bob has higher speed than joseph right? Why's his turn after?
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>>1485602
Everyone roll 1d10 against Bob
Bob has 6 Special.
Oswell has 6 Will
Joseph Maloseph Oroseph has 7 Will
Horace has 8 Will
Fail to defend against the screech and you're stunned
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485605
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485605
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
SCREAM BACK AGAINST BOB AND TAKE OUT HIS EAR DRUMS INSTEAD
>>
>>1485601
oh I thought it wad put the head back on and chop it off again.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485605
shieeeeeeeeet nigga
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485605
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>>1485610
ruh oh
>>
OH and I gotta go answer the door, pls wait
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>>1485613
It's the mongols
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>>1485613
how does this man live, he's too social to be an abnormal guy.
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>>1485615
>answering the door
>social
yeah sure
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>>1485617
>answering a door
>having a door
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>>1485618
>answering a door
>having a house
>>
>>1485623
>the idea of having
>>
>>1485625
>the existence of ideas
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>>1485626
>the
>>
>>
ANYWAY.
HORACE IS STUNNED! HE LOST HIS TURN!
NOW IT's THE 3 LIVING ARMORs' TURNS!
Horace being stunned could means 3 free hits....huh
Well, could. Not Should.
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>>1485629
Gar takes a freebie at Horace, headless armor smacks Oswell and face armor charges at Joseph
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>>1485630
Okay...
So.....nobody's defending Horace? No interception?
Harsh.
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>>1485637
Yes, BUt you're attacked after Horace gets fucked in the ass
>>
Anyway. Josepeh jumps in to defend Hoarce.
Boob roll 1d10 against Jusuf's 1d10
+10 Poweuurrr Jooseppi
+8 Powahr Gah
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>>1485641
ty Axeman
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485643
SNAP OUT OF IT GAR
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485643
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>>1485645
>>1485646
Giuseppi now has 4/7 HP
Horace has 3/6 HP
wuh oh
Oh and as Bub said >>1485630
JOSEPH AND OSWELL ROLL 1d10 AGAINST BOB's 2d10
JOSEPH roll 1d10 against Bob's 1st
OSWELL roll 1d10 against Bob's 2nd
Headless Armor has +8 Power bonus
Face Armor has +9 SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED bonus
Yusuf has +10 Power Bonus
Oswell has +6 no gf
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485648
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)
>>1485648
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485648
Well, it was nice knowing you guys
>>
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>>1485652
your other voice made you jumped into haunted armor, now you are possessed.
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>>1485648
USE SHEER WILLPOWER TO BREAK FREE
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>>1485658
Your other voice already tried that.
He rolled a 1.
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>>1485653
>>1485651
>>1485649
Oswell gets Clonked on the head. 4/8 HP left.
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1485660
hey OP
why do the graphics/budget turned up when I'm doing the attacks?
>>
>>
>>1485660
Speed attack to Gar's armor
What ever attack that uses my speed stat
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>>1485662
It doesn't.
Now everything will be like this
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>>1485664
Oh wait, I was mistaken. Since you've been stunned you lost your turn.
It's actually JOSEPH's turn
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>>1485665
I think you're getting lazy, OP
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>>1485666
let's finish off that HEADLESS ARMOR
no decapitation this time, cut deep through the hole we made earlier
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>>1485668
Bob and Josephine roll 1d10against eachother
+10 Yusef
+8 Headless
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485671
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485671
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>>1485672
>>1485675
The living armor is destroyed.
NO)W IT'S GAR'S TUR--oh wait, still possessed
>>
>>
>>1485679
CAN HE?!
>>
>>
>>1485681
*USE SHEER WILLPOWER TO BREAK THRU IT
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>>1485681
Sure.
BOB and GAR roll 1d10 against eachother
Same Will bonuses, so no point having pluses
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1485683
MIND CONTROL
OVERRIDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485683
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>>1485685
EAT THIS, FOUL BEAST!
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>>1485684
take off the armor!
>>
>>1485688lewd
but yeah, I do not want that to repeat.
SMASH THIS CURSED ARMOR INTO PIECES
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>>1485693
is,Gar stuck on shout mode?
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>>1485694
YOU ARE VERY PERCEPTIVE
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Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>1485685
>>1485684
THE CONTROL WAVERS!
POSSESSED Gar loses a turn.
[my roll] more times and Gar will be completely free
Now it's Bob in the Back Row's turn
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>>1485698
Uhh... Maybe some evil vampire eye magics to fear Joseph?
>>
>>
>>1485698
KEEP STRUGGLING, I CAN'T HARM MY PARTY ANY FURTHER
FINISH THAT FOUL BEAST QUICKLY
>>
>>1485700
Dont kid yourself lad you pissing your pants already
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>>1485699
SOME VAMPIRE EYE MAGIC TO SCARE JOSEPH
Ἰωσήφ roll 1d10 against Bob
Bob has 6 Special.
Jyosefu 7 Will
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485703
I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485703
Only 6 will according to the picture in the OP
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>>1485705
oh shit nigga, I need a lurker to cover me and get an 8
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>>1485706
>>1485705
oh yeah I miscounted.
THE MENTAL ATTACK WORKS! JOSEPH IS FROZEN IN FEEEEAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1485710
wait that's it nigga?
he didn't even damage me?
>>
>>1485713
It means you lose a turn, dumbo.
Hence, Frozen
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>>1485714
hmm
can an ally help me out of this condition so by the time it gets to my turn, I get to attack someone again?
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>>1485710
ok attack with speed base attack
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>>1485718
attack Bob
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>>1485710
ayo nigga i didn't get to act
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>>1485718
'tack who?
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>>1485721
OH yeah. Forgot bout that.
HORACE, HOLD YOUR (metaphorical) HORSES.
It's Oswell turn.
Maybe if you weren't being so quiet, I would have noticed.
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>>1485723
well i waited for you to tell me it was my turn.
Watevah, IT'S SHRAPNEL BOMB TIME
>>
>>1485726
OSWELL AND BOB, ROLL 3d10
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Rolled 3, 9, 3 = 15 (3d10)
>>1485730
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Rolled 2, 3, 3 = 8 (3d10)
>>1485730
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>1485732
welp
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>>1485732
>>1485731
Hmm, yes. It seems the fiends dodged the shrapnel.
Oh wait, Possessed Gar is disabled, so he can't dodge anyway.
Gar now has 6/8 HP left
NOW it's Horace's turn
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>>1485737
Speed base attack on Bob
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>>1485737
Horace the slow loris
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>>1485737
PAIN BOSTS MY WILL TO FIGHT THE POSSESSION
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>>1485738
>>1485739
Roll 1d10 against eachother. Unless Bob wants to use the Face Armor to try and intercept
+10 Horace
+8 Bub
>>1485740
If anything the pain would lower your will, since it ruins the concentration
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485744
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1485744
Yea face armor intercepts, but Im in the backline doe? Can slow loris reach me that far?
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>>1485744
>If anything the pain would lower your will, since it ruins the concentration
IT INCREASES MY HOTBLOODNESS THEREFORE IT INCREASES MY WILL
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485744
>1d10
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>>1485747
Hey Gar, did you forget your name?
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>>1485750
FOUL BEAST, I'LL NOT FALL UNDER YOUR CONTROL AGAIN
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>>1485746
Yes, now that 2 obstacles have been removed.
But no matter, intercepted
>>1485745
>>1485748
NOW it's the FACE ARMOR's turn
>>
>>1485753
Slam against Joseph
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>>1485755
>>1485757
FREEEEEHHIIIIITTTT
Unless somebody intercept
>>
>>
>>1485758
CAN I TRY
>>
>>
>>1485759
Destroying it without activating anybody's passive sure kill attack.
Smack it around slightly less agressively.
Strip it off and violate Gar to esrase the darkness
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>>1485764
Right. Bob roll against this
The flying face armor has a +3 advantage
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485766
>>
>>
>Strip it off and violate Gar to esrase the darkness
DON'T DO IT
ATTACK FOUL BEASTS
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>>1485767
Giuseppi now has 2/7 HP
Oswell has 2/6 HP
Now it's Oswell's turn.
But waut, Oswell's player going out so nah.
Joseph also lost his turn, so nah.
Welp, guess it's back to Gar rolling against Bob again.
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>>1485771
ayo hol up
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485771
MY WILL IS GROWING STRONGER
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>>1485771
Bob has higher speed than bosswell
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1485771
Time to axe them out.
"Wanna get some burgers?
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>>1485772
Yes. Hol Up. What's Oswell gonna do?
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>>1485775
Bob is also standing in the back row.
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>>1485778
imma use one of dem stun bombs
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>>1485780
>implying there even is a backline anymore
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>>1485781
Right stun bomb. On whooooooooooooooooooooo?
>>
>>1485783
on Bob
fuck that guy
>>
>>1485784
Ignore this poorly drawn bird.
And have OSWELL and BOB roll 1d10 against eachother.
Since this pretty much demolished the backline, next turn will be Bob's.
If he isn't stunned.
>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485786
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>>1485788
RIP
>>
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>>1485788
>>1485790
BOB IS STUNNED!
BOB LOSES HIS TURN!
Now Gar makes a 1d10 will roll.
Bob also roll agaisnt Gar, but not as Bob, but as the armor controlling Gar.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485794
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1485794
MY WILL CONTINUOUSLY GROW STRONGER
>>
>>1485795
>>1485796
Not now it aint. THE ARMOR REGAINS CONTROL THIS TURN!
Now it''s Horace's turn.
>>
>>1485799
fug
>>
>>1485799
fuck
Speed based attack again but on Gars armor
>>
>>1485789
Hatted Axeman, I'm trusting you to keep us alive
don't be afraid to call on interceptions
gotta sleep now
>>
>>
>>1485802
1 intercept per guy in battle and u all 1 hit away from death anyway
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>>1485804
wont come off, has to be destroyed
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>>1485801
Bob Roll against Whore-Ass
Horace gets +10 SPEED
Gar gets +7 foost
>>1485807
You can attempt a stripping.
when the armor is at half health
Currenly it has 6/8 HP
>>1485805
Clearly they should ahve focused on defeating the armors, and not attacking you
>>
>>1485807
the only way it comes off is if armor is destroyed
or gar is dead
or apocalypse or one more thing I forget that is impossible
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1485809
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485809
dios mio
>>
>>
>>
>>1485816
1
>all because of faggot pants
fucking voices in my head I swear
>>
>>1485816
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GAR IS FUCKING DEAD!
Can we apply first aid later?
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>>1485816
(1)
what are you doing op
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>>1485816
I thought garmaister still had plenty of hp left
>>
>>1485818
To continue in English, press 1
To continue in Vietnamese, press 2
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>>1485822
1
>elevator music starts playing
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>>1485822
1
i'm tempted though
>>
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>>1485822
3, continue with tech support.
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>>1485827
>>1485828
You have cancelled your call. Have a nice day.
[static]
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>>1485832
technically I'm only one who presses, no?
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>>1485832
That's a cute skull
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>>1485833
To accept that death is an inevitable fact of life, press 1
To complain to OP, input the Konami code
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>>1485836
okay, lets see how does that woks on telephone keyboard...
2 2 8 8 4 6 4 6 2 2 #
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>>1485836
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>>1485836
(↑) (↑) (↓) (↓) (←) (→) (←) (→) (B) (A) (START)
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>>1485841
>>1485842
herro deez is op
>>
>>1485843
can I not die yet?
I thought my bribe increased plot armor a bit more.
>>
>>1485843
hey i'd like to order some takeout
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>>1485843
Listen here asshole I'm playing your game and I clearly said I wanted to destroy the armor not kill Gar
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>>1485845
>>1485846
What kinda help
>>1485847
What kinda food
>>1485849
What kinda game
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>>1485850
my only wish is to die in honorable dice roll battle, but not from the arms of friends while I can't do shit
op plz
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>>1485850
Can we apply first aid to Gar since we accidentally stabbed him in the face?
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>>1485850
number 2 combo with spicy chicken, no added dog toppings please
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>>1485850
Vampire hunter adventure thing
dis some bull shit dawg
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>>1485850
Hello this is Sum Fuk, the best Gay Hotline in all of Vietnam. According to recent studies, if you hear this you are an official faggot
>>
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>>1485859
number 2 - the dog tornado with no dogmeat and combo with spicy chicken
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>>1485860
plz wot
>>1485861
>>1485861
>>1485862
All we have is dog
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>>1485862
woah dude you don't want to go Vambeast to Hambeast do you thunder thighs?
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>>1485866
Hey i want some dog.
With dog filling, please.
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>>1485866
Can we adopt the dogs as a part of our takeout?
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>>1485866
can I dice roll to keep myself alive thru sheer willpower?
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>>1485870
roll 1d2
1: The dying never happened and this was a massive waste of time
2: The dying never happened but the stabbing happened, except Horace stabbed you in the dick
>>1485871
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>>1485872
Can't we just apply first aid to Gar's face?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1485872
with my luck it's probably dick
eh, I didn't need it anyway
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>>1485874
dice god, once not a dick
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>>1485878
this new rewind feature brought you by Groundhog Incorporated
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>>1485878
Oh whoops we rewinded too much time, we're back at Qst adventure thing
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>>1485878
Right. Gar now has 5/8 HP due to Horace's attack.
Now it's the FLying Face Armor's turn
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>>1485882
Juust before I punch owner of the mansion in face
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>>1485884
3 more times to shook off the control, that's quite awhile
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>>1485884
no I said I aimed for the armor
>>
>>1485884
Face armor goes straight for bosswell!
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>>1485889
Who is bosswell? I don't know anyone with that name.
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1485888
Yes. The Gar here is Possessed Gar.
>>1485889
Alright.
Bob roll 1d10 against Bosswell
Flying Armor has +9 Speed.
Bosswell has +30 Boss
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485893
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485893
oke
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>>1485894
>>1485895
AND SO
The FLying Face armor was smacked in the face by Bosswell, Oswell's father
The armor now has 1 HP left
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485893
Outrun the flying armor
>>
would be actually faster fight if I could do an action if roll good against armor
it makes sense to be able to
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>>1485898
What's the old man doing here?
>>
>>1485899
into the sunset
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>>1485901
"Banging your mother."
Then Bosswell leaves.
Oh and it's the Possessed Gar's turn
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>>1485898
woah, he's a cool guy.
What are you doing here, father?
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>>1485905
Damn that Bosswell guy is pretty cool. Gar jumps up and cleaves at Joseph
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>>1485905
keep struggling
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>>1485905
Ah, he's still the same, i see.
Good.
>>
Struggle is real
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
Keep up the vampire hunters spirits with a song and dance "We don't need no armor let the mother fucker burn"
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>>1485907
>>1485908
>>1485911
RIGHTO.
BOB roll 3d10
JOSEPH AND GAR ROLL 1d10
JOSEPH IS GAINST BOB's first roll
While GAR the second
FIRST ROLL: Hit chance of Katana on Axeman
Joseph: +10 Power
Possessed Gar: +8 Power
Second Roll: Chance of diminishing control, cancelling the attack and adding 1 more point to the breaking free count
NO bonuses
Third roll for Bob:
If you BOTH hit Joseph AND Gar failed to cancel the attack, this is your cleave chance
Get >=3 to cleave Joseph in half
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Rolled 3, 6, 7 = 16 (3d10)
>>1485915
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485915
YOU PILE OF CURSED METAL, I SHALL DESTROY YOUR PUNY EXISTENCE
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>>1485917
aw fuck
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485915
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>>1485921
PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE WOULD BE A GOOD OPTION I AGREE
TOO LATE THO
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>>1485922
not the face the armor the chest
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>>1485923
WHY NOT THE FACE
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>>1485920
While Gar failed to wrest control from the armor, Joseph blocked the blow himself.
Now it's Bob's turn
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>>1485926
Beast screech ma nigga
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>>1485925
Because the face is your face dumbass. The helmet's open.
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>>1485930
WILL THIS OLD PROVEN TECHNIQUE HELP ME TO STOP BEING POSSESSED?
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>>1485926
I think you forgot me again, nig
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>>1485928
Everyone roll 1d10 against Bob
Bob has 6 Special.
Oswell has 6 Will
Joseph has 6 Will
Horace has 8 Will
Bob's feeling confident, everything's going fine for the vampire side. He's pretty much unharmed and all the hunters will be dead in one hit. He can practivally smell that promotion from Master Mark. Can he prevail?
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>>1485935
Bob has higher speed than Oswell, dude
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485938
>1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1485938
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1485938
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>>1485947
>>1485945
>>1485944
>>1485943
Well now. It seems Horace and Oswell are unaffected.
But what about Joseph?
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>>1485951
Even if Joseph rolled a 1 he would be unaffected so we can prolly move ahead
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>>1485955
>>1485956
Right. So NOW it's Oswell's turn.
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>>1485957
K.
Throw a regular explosive bomb at the face armor.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485956
claps hands on side of head "lalalalalala not listening"
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>>1485958
Roll 1d10, Oswell and Face Armor
>>1485959
Good. Joseph wasn't affected.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1485962
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>>1485965
i know, but i wanted to actually have a chance at hitting it.
But apparently Dice God is still a cuck
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>>1485964
>>1485963
The glying armor, at 1 HP, dodged the blast.
BUT
explosions make shockwaves n shit, does this shockwave affect the armor possessing Gar? POTENTIALLY GIVING HIM A BETTER CHANCE TO GAIN CUNTROL?
>>1485967
First. Wait yo turn.
Second, he has a cleaver chained to his left arm so he can be like Kratos from God of War
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>>1485971
>explosions make shockwaves n shit, does this shockwave affect the armor possessing Gar? POTENTIALLY GIVING HIM A BETTER CHANCE TO GAIN CUNTROL?
ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!
GET OFF ME YOU CURSED METAL
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1485973
Right. The SHOCKWAAAAAVEsssss rattled the armor! This turn on the control roll, Gar will ahve a bonus of [my roll]
>>1485974
NOW it's the Axeman's turn
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>>1485980
Strip our buddy
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>>1485986
We have the same odds of hitting it as you do, so we can finish it off, yeah.
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>>1485986
>>1485984
>>1485982
Right. So.
Joseph throws the chain cleaver at the Possessed Gar. If this hits, the Armor will be grappled and Joseph can attempt stripping.
Bob roll 1d10 against Joseph
+10 Powar for Joseph
+8 Power for the Armor
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well there is no other way it seems
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1485990
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1485990
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>>
AxeHunter
Roll ya idiot!
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>>1485998
>1
welp guess I'm into self bondage.
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>>1485986
>>1485996
>>1485998
Multiple voices in one character can roll for the same action and the highest roll will be taken from them, it's to encourage multiple players in the quest. Two characters can do the same out-of-combat action like looting or scouting without triggering the lowest roll malus for too many characters.
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>>1485992
>>1485993
>>1485998
>>1486001
>>1486001
>Multiple voices in one character can roll for the same action and the highest roll will be taken from them, it's to encourage multiple players in the quest
Indeeed. it was even in the OP
Anyway, the attack failed, the armor deflected the cleaver.
AND NOW, THE WILL ROLL
GAR AND BOB Roll 1d10 against eachother
Gar has +4 bonus of shockwaves rattling the armor
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1486004
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1486004
BREAK CURSED ARMOR FROM THE INSIDE!
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>>1486001
This is a helpful explanation. It is much appreciated
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>>1486011
>winning
I'd say surviving is more important atm
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>>1486012
True, I had my hopes up.
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>>1486006
>>1486005
THE CONTROL SUBSIDES! 2 MORE OF THAT SHIT AND GAR IS FREEEE!
Also Possessed Gar is unavailable next turn.
NOw it's Horace's turn.
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>>1486017
Take out face armor with speed attack
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>>1486018
>>1486019
Horace and Bob roll against eachother
Horace +10
Face Thing +9
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1486024
>1.png
This makes us look much faster than I imagined.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1486024
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1486024
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>>1486030
dice god sure having a field day today
all this misery
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>>1486025
>>1486026
>>1486029
Failed! Now it's the Face Armor's turn!
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>>1486034
Spin fast and hit Horace like a beyblade
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>>1486034
would be nice to sue this armor for copyright infringement from Gainax, maybe that'll do 1 hp of damage
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>>1486036
Horace and Bob roll against eachother
Horace +10
Face Thing +9
>>1486037
Joke's on you, I actually rip it off from KOEI
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1486039
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1486039
>Joke's on you, I actually rip it off from KOEI
A devious mastermind.
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>>1486039
>Joke's on you, I actually rip it off from KOEI
hm, I don't recognize reference then
shame on me
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1486039
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>>1486041
>>1486040
HORACE DODGED IT!
Now it's Bob's turn.
>>1486043
It's just a really fucked up looking version of one of LuBu's armors
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>>1486045
>It's just a really fucked up looking version of one of LuBu's armors
>one of LuBu's armors
Are we going to have to fight him later?
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>>1486045
Fly at Oswell and slash at his chest. Also use vampire magic telepathy to contact master Mark and tell him things arent going so well anymore
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>>1486045
>It's just a really fucked up looking version of one of LuBu's armors
ah, I thought some demon from JP culture thingy from unfamiliar franchise
I mostly playing SW4-II lately instead of DW8XL.
I think I yet to unlock any alternative costume in any of those
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>>1486047
No. There is no such thing as Vampire Lubu. Stop thinking that
>>1486048
>Also use vampire magic telepathy to contact master Mark and tell him things arent going so well anymore
[dial tone]
Ph and while that happens.
Oswell and Bob roll 1d10
Oswell has +6
Bob has +8
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1486054
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1486054
Bosswell... Father...
Pls halp
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>>1486056
I mean really nigger
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>>1486056
well this is fucking bullshit.
I am sodium incarnate.
Can someone intercept?
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>>1486058
Horace still has 1 intercept left
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>>1486067
SPEEDY SPEEDY BOY
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1486064
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>>1486064
The living armors are getting destroyed master. How should I proceed?
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>>1486067
>>1486067
Success
>>1486071
"The living armors getting destroyed?! All 10 of them?!"
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>>1486075
No, there were three of them in the hidden room. Are the others nearby?
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>>1486077
"Oh those three, good, so they haven't made it to the armory at the back of this floor yet. That's where the rest are stored. If it's going south too much, escape and regroup there, you hear me Bob? If you can't win then run"
Also, ignore this picture of a snekman duelsit.
it has nothing to do with anything.
Oh and it's Oswell's turn
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>>1486080
fuckin' sneks
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>>1486080
Allright I'll try to escape if things go to shit, but I dunno if these niggas gonna allow me to escape, they seem pretty pissed
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>>1486082
"Why are they so pissed? Have you insulted their mothers?"
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>>1486080
"Yeah you should totally escape like a fucking coward, as you always do."
I want to channel my frustration and the fact i got no gf in an attack aimed at that fucking face armour jesus christ kill it already holy fuck i want to stick ghoul teeth in your asshole you piece of shit.
So yeah, attack that fucking face armour with my fucking sword.
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>>1486086
It's called being a bitch you bat-winged cunt.
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>>1486080
>Also, ignore this picture of a snekman duelsit.
Can't. I must know of this snekman duelsit now.
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>>1486085
THE HOLY CROSS SWORD REACTS TO OSWELL's [ VIRGIN RAGE ], it is now also on fire
FOR THIS ATTACK HE HAS A +12 BONUS! Doubling his normal amount
Bob and Oswell Roll 1d10 against eachother
Oswell has +12
Face Armor has +9
>>1486091
Leave him be, the snekman is of no consequences
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>>1486089
At least I'm not about to be dead, unlike some other faget
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>>1486089
"hey now lets not be mean. I mean yeah we're mortal enemies bent on destroying the other. but that doesn't we can't be cordial about it."
"Mister Vamp scum, I hope you will enjoy the thrashing we have planed for you. we worked all night on it"
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1486092
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>>1486092
>THE HOLY CROSS SWORD REACTS TO OSWELL's [ VIRGIN RAGE ], it is now also on fire
>HOLY CROSS SWORD
> [ VIRGIN RAGE ]
Well what do 'ya know, turns out Oswell's virginity is an asset with holy weapons.
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>>1486096
>>1486098
The holy flaming sword cuts into the armor.
And made it explode. The living armor is no morrreee
Now it's Joseph's turn.
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Now where's that Axeman
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>>1486103
Time to save our heavy set friend. With our manly compassion. Stripping armor
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>>1486108
Right.
JOSEPH AND BOB ROLL AGAINST EACHOTHER SO GAR CAN GET NAKED
+10 for Joseph
+8 For Armor
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1486113
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1486113
"Worry not I have you brother"
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>>1486108
roll
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>>1486123
>>1486115
Ripped off an arm.
Power of the Armor has been decreased by 2
Gar now gain a +2 Bonus in the control roll.
Speaking of which.
Gar and Bob roll for control of the armor
+2 for Gar
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>>1486116
hmm feel those muscles do you work out?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1486128
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>>1486130
>>1486133
>>1486139
Indeed. Now what to do...
Also ignore this picturee of a giant vampire mecha. It has nothing to do with anything.
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>>1486147
Trying to get control back counts as attacking so defenders advantage? At least that's what happened last time we got a tie
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>>1486147
>Indeed. Now what to do...
keep being miserable
or reroll
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>>1486152
Well you convinced me. THE ARMOR REGAINS CONTROL!
Next turn Possessed Gar can be controlled.
Now it's Horace's turn
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>>1486157
AT least he didn't attack us this turn. I'll count that a plus
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>>1486164
Yeah but I already went this way, too much effort to retcon. So just pretend it means Gar has to mindpunch to Armor while it defends itself.
Now what are you gonna do for this turn faggot.
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>>1486175
Bob Saget and Horatius roll 1d10 against eachother so Gar can be stripped
Horace has +10
Armor has +6 due to being weakened by the previous stripping.
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>>1486179
no homo plz
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1486179
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1486179
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>>1486182
>>1486183
THE HELMET IS GONE! Now only the right arm( the sword arm) and the torso is left!
And the power of the armor is further reduce by another 2
Oh and now it's Bob and the Armor's turn.
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>>1486194
>not cod piece?
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>>1486199
There is no codpiece.
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>>1486194
Have gar cover Bob's escape and he does just that
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>>1486202
exactly that was the biggest problem this entire run
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>>1486197
Woops, left the dice on.
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>>1486203
COMBO MANEUVER!
Bob and Gar has a combined bonus of 12.
Since everybody used up their interuptions. You can only roll passively against this.
Which means it's an auto win for Bob as nobody gets any bonuses when you're passive.
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>>1486207
Yes we would like to give your employer a good review of your services.
-Very hostile
-nominal amount of violence
-genuinely felt threaten for my life
Nice bit of good villianry. and just taking control of out buddy. Now thats the kind of not every two bit bandit and mad lightening wizard can do.
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>>1486207
Yes this is my home and y'all just came in here guns blazing
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>>
Oh yeah, where's Oswell? It's his turn.
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>>1486218
But you're a fucking abomination.
and a coward.
You cunt.
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>>1486223
Eye I did forget. good thing for the ID. *looks at name tag.* Ah right Joseph
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>>1486225
Ey whaddup.
Are we fighting that thing now?
I thought Bob escaped.
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>>1486229
armor still here. gar still possessed Join the strip club
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>>1486226
Oh shush you big baby
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>>1486229
That thing has nothing to do with anything, perhaps it's one of the other Elder Vampires inhibiting this castle.
Ignore iiit
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>>1486234
That cunt kidnapped my wife and son! Our hate for Chad unifies us
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1486234
Sure. And since now Bob has escaped. The rolling will be doneby the system. Aka me.
So roll 1d10
You have +6
The armor has +4
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>>1486242
system is OP
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>>1486244
Yes indeed, I am OP.
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>>1486244
we just need an 8 9 or 10
30% chance
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>>1486248
Well that was a failure. Perhaps it's Joseph's turn to shine?
>>1486251
Well making the thread for starters. That generally means you're the OP
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image limit soon
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>>1486257
So Gar better be saved comes 150 images or he's exploding
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>>1486261
wut
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>>1486253
OP OP
ANyways use my chain to wrap his sword arm. Set up for the other to finish him off.
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>>1486261
will it be at least flashy?
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>>1486263
Yes. If the image limit is reached and Gar is not freed, the armor will self destruct and Gar will die.
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>>1486266
If It'll be after the image limit, there won't even be a pic
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>>1486273
aw fuck
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1486264
Whooooooosh.
Roll 1d10
You ahve a +10
The arm has a +4
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1486277
It's off! THE ARMOR ONLY HAS a +2 POWER LEFT.
NOW IT'S UP TO GAR! BECAUSE IT'S BEEN WEAKENED, THIS WILL BE THE DECIDING CONTROLL ROLL!
CAN GAR'S WILL PREVAIL?!
Oh and Gar has a +6 bonus due to the armor being weakened.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1486285
I
AM
FREE
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>>1486287
as expected from dice god
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>>1486287
Ah, no you're not.
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>>1486287
damnit stupid dice
are you of of those kids who had their mother dress them as a child? Only explanation I can think of
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>>1486287.
.
.
.
Kek.
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>>1486292
Horace pls take off his chestpiece
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>>1486293
dang it
oh well, was nice partying with you people
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1486293
Infact, since Gar's not back in control. If Horace fails to strip to torso off, the armor will make Gar snap his own neck.
So please, take off his clothes, Horace
+2 Armor
+10 Horace
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>>1486310
oh thank god for that +10
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1486316
k
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>>1486310
>>1486318
And so Gar is finally freed, The battle ends and next thread will be a level up.
Now to repay the other hunters' efforts Gar can:
- Genuflect
- Bow down before them
- Prostrate
- Prostate
- Transfer all life savings to them
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>>1486325
hey, I even have pants on
>- Transfer all life savings to them
they can have my life time worth supply of rubber chickens. Ones with a handle on it.
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>>1486325
Ok now to get his under armor off. ... Oh wait we're not doing that?
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>>1486331
Sure. The party collected the broken pieces of armor as loot from the battle.
>>1486332
Then Joseph strips Gar naked and molested him.
TO BE CONTINUED
updates r here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1486336
aaand we reached image limit
Good bread!
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>>1486336
thanks for bread, OP!
>Then Joseph strips Gar naked and molested him.
things that never happened
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>>1486336
>150 images
>1.png
What a cliffhanger, OP!
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>>1486340
Not really
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>>1486347
The actual limit is 250, but I didn't bothered to correct you chucklefucks
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>>1486347
That fake out
OP why you toy with us?
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>>1486352
you still think you are here for your own entertainment?
your entertainment is byproduct of OP's entertainment
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>>1486349
So it was all a ruse.
Huh.
I dunno how to react to this.
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>>1486360
Joyful that I didn't have to use this.
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>>1486359
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm actually pretty cool with this. if op isn't having fun the thread suffers
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>>1486366
How many buttons do you have, OP?
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>>1486365
that would be nice
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>>1486366
Well i don't really care, you can blow him up if you want.
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>>1486371
Enuff buttons.
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>>1486376
He doesnt have the Love button sadly
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>>1486379
Yeah I do. It's just uh, in the shop right now.
>>1486381
Dunno. CAN YOU?
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>>1486387
what's what
>>
everything is in order, fear not fellow party members
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>>1486388
Oh god what the fuck.
Push the button for blowing him up please.
Do it now.
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>>1486394
And so you were tricked by the Vampire Lord's illusions and blew up your comrade.
GAR IS DEAD! GAR IS DEAD! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GAR IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAADDDDD!!!!
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>>1486398
It's okay, the armor possession probably corrupted him anyway.
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>>1486398
Does that make the explosion an illusion too?
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>>1486398
welp
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>>1486401
Nah that was real. And that's the end of this thread! And Gar's life! Join us next time where the hunters only have 3 left !
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>>1486406
Was this all part of your plan, OP?
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>>1486406
I love you too OP
>>
Anyway. imma leave this here. Don't open it.
>>1486409
Plan? What plan
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>>1486413
If I open this box, would you die?
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>>1486414
The results would be extremely painful.
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>>1486417
You're a fast hunter
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>>1486419
For you.
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>>1486423
Congrats. Ho-ass now has a Mystery Box. YOu can open it next thread. Now goodbye.
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>>1486426
Goodbye, Vampire Lord OP.Who are you with?
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>>1486427
The Xth Dimensional beings K'on Ka'kkians
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>>1486430
Got it.Thanks for the good shit, OP.
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>>1486439
s'cool
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>>1486439
this
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>>1486440
These gifs are giving me seizures
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>>1486443
That means they're working
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>>1486445
>spookfish.png
Can we buy one of those? I want one of those as a plushie or pet.
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>>1486448
of course not, don't be ridiculous
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>>1486451
A hunter can dream, OP, a hunter can dream...
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>>1486455
Ah yes, hunter and dreaming. Subtle video references there. I gotchu.
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>>1486457
It's not like something called Bloodborne exists.
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>>1486466
Woah, calm down with them hot vidya references
>>
I NEED TO GET MYSELF TOGETHER
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>>1486476
Roll 1d1000 to get yourself together.
Get exactly 420 to live
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Rolled 693 (1d1000)
>>1486477
*terminator 2 theme starts playing*
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>>1486482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk
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>>1486482
Nope, it didn't happened. Now you're in even more pieces. Being eaten by rats
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>>1486486
it happened in my headcanon
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>>1486491
Headcanons don't make threads now do they
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>>1486496
headcannons make everything
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>>1486499
If headcannons can make a thread not dead then sure
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>>1486505
But this thread isn't dead
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>>1486505
welp
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>>1486508
Unlike the ones with the giant robots
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>>1486512
Giant robots are cool
COOL
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>>1486512
But those were gay
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>>1486518
Evidently not enough to keep a thread alive
>>
as an idea, actually dead characters can be revived to play as bad guys
instead of getting new character
that if GAR actually died
>>1486524
I blame elves
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>>1486551
I get the impression the final resolution of GAR's fate will be decided next thread since we left on a sort of cliffhanger, again.
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>>1486553
dun dun dunnnn
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>>1486524
we at any limit here or we keep going
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