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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 3 2017-05-19 04:15:50 Post No. 1474903
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 3 2017-05-19 04:15:50 Post No. 1474903
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
4 vampire hunters is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
Each hunter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the hunter to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude
Currently the party is snooping around the second floor, looking for vampires to kill.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>1474903
Sup
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>>1474903
Lead the party ahead, ready to protect your vampire hunter bros
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>>1474903
AXES READY TO DECAPITATE
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>>1474903
>4 minutes, no post.
Ded quest.
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>>1474910
And which character are you supposed to be.
>>1474915
>>1474917
So Gar and Joseph are active
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>>1474926
Joseph level up time, I see it OP
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>>1474926
shiiiit
I was gonna go with Axeman Joseph but I swap if it speeds things up
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>>1474931
See what
>>1474932
Ya can go with anyooooone
That's part of the party.
Don't go off choosing a vampire or something.
Seriously.
Don't do that.
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>>1474942
The cross thing at the bottom, OP
i'm pretty sure that says level up
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>>1474942
What's that plus sign on the bottom-middle of the image?
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>>1474945
>>1474948
>>1474952
Yeah, listen to the armored one. THere's nothing down there. Let's continue, follow the red arrow on the HUD, yes.
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Eh, i'm picking Oswell of Regular Hunterville
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>>1474960
it's clearly there now, OP
you even made it nontransparent
let's level up now
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>>1474952
Horace, I honestly don't know what you're talking about. Come on, this hallway shouldn't be too long
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>>1474963
>>1474966
No it doesn't say level up. It says "LCVCL UP"
>>1474970
Indochina
UTC+7:00
It's actually noon here
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>>1474975
that's cause you made it that way, OP
just give us the level up
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>>1474975
Right click the LCVCL UP button
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1474986
>>1474983
>>1474980
Suuuure.
Everyone roll 1d10 to attempt to press the level up button
Fail and you don't press it
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1474997
Rollin'
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1474997
what if we all don't press it
you gotta give us a level up one way or another, OP
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>>1474986
Horace, there's clearly nothing in this hallway besides hallway things.
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>>1474998
>>1475000
>>1475001
>>1475002
Welp. Guess nobody wants the level up. You may continue down the hallway.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1475010
throw cleaver at OP bat
give me my fucking level up
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>>1475010
Run up to OP and speed attack him before he flies away like the magnificent vampire overlord he is.
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>>1475010
Grumble grumble down the hallway
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>>1475017
Follow alongside Oswell
Question the sanity of Horace and Joseph
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>>1475025
It's not like we were sane to begin with.
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>>1475028
press that level up button now
stop delaying
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>>1475028
YOINK!
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>>1475028
Quickly, bag OP and the cross button before more shenanigans happen!
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>>1475028
Where did that come from?
Question my own sanity
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>>1475032
>>1475034
>>1475035
Right. Who wants to go first.
>>1475037
We're all mad down here.
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>>1475042
Axeman Joseph, of course
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>>1475044
>>1475046
Alright buttmunch. You have 2 stat points available.
Choose which stat to add that shit to
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>>1475051
2 into power, of course
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>>1475051
How does one increase their power stat without leveling up?
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>>1475055
Getting stat boosting equipment, like Horace and his Boots of Speed.
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>>1475054
You suuuuuure?
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>>1475066
ye, positive.
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>>1475066
Hm. What are the non-combat applications of Power, can it be used to smash stuff better than Speed?
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>>1475068
Right. Now who's next?
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>>1475073
ah, I thought there was skills as well, OP
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>>1475072
Well yeah
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>>1475074
>>1475079
Hmmm. Roll 1d10 to slap eachother. Who wins get to go first
>>1475076
Skills get unlocked every odd levels.
Stats get upped every even levels
Level 2 - Stat point->Level 3 - Skill point->Level 4 - Stat Point->Level 5 - Skill point and so on and so on
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>>1475085
okay, thanks, OP
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>>1475085
>Hmmm. Roll 1d10 to slap eachother. Who wins get to go first
I figured we could just decide who goes first.
Thanks for the stat info.
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Wow Joseph, you look... stronger
Admire Joseph's muscles
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475085
FUCK OFF DEX FAG
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>>1475095
Nice entrance, Hood.
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>>1475087
Right, Oswell conceeded, >>1475095 OR DID HE?!
Now, Horace will ahve to--
wait.
Hol up
>>1475090
Let's take a moment to call Gar a homo
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d10 + 10)
Conceed and call Gar a homo
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If only my armor could protect my feelings
:'-(
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OKAY
WHAT DID I MISS
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>>1475116
SO EVERYTHING AS USUAL THEN
I'm more concerned about voices in my head now
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>>1475116
let's get back to business
do the level up for oswell
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>>1475120
Hello, this is another voice in your head. ur a faget.
Anyway, so who's getting the level up. Oswell or Horace?
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>>1475124
We tied. I'm still going for it for my aforementioned reason.
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>>1475124
I DO
I HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD
THAT MEANS I'M MORE IMPORTANT
also what is mine HP?
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>>1475128
I think we all healed up after last session.
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>>1475124
Why the hell is this something we're choosing on? Why aren't we both leveling up? I would read back but I'm busy atm.
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>>1475131
NO
MY SWORD IS MY ONLY TRUE LOVE
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>>1475134
Hey, who's the one who gave the boot to Gar?
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>>1475136
But you already have a full fast bar.
From wearing boots.
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>>1475140
Jesus
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>>1475135
But Gar, how can we love our sword if we don't love ourself first?
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>>1475143
Oh. Is he on our side? Can we talk to him?
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>>1475144
Every 5 levels the maximum limit gets increased
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>>1475146
BY BECOMING THE SWORD ITSELF
ORE WA SUWORUDU
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>>1475152
Oh. Can I save it for the next maximum limit, or do I have to spend it?
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>>1475154
Yah you can save.
But surely you'd want to live a bit longer by incresing your health.
Or do you want to save up points enough that by the time you max out your speed you'll be like Sanic. Super fast but dies in one hit.
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>>1475141
>>1475157
>But surely you'd want to live a bit longer by incresing your health.
Yeah, I'll go for increasing my health. If mostly because the Elder Vampire already deals 10+ damage.
>>1475157
>Or do you want to save up points enough that by the time you max out your speed you'll be like Sanic. Super fast but dies in one hit.
That is incredibly tempting.
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>>1475162
holy shit it's sanic hunter
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>>1475162
am joining the evil vampires
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>>1475165
What evil empires
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>>1475171
oh shit, decapitate that anon, he's a FUCKING VAMPIRE
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>>1475170
the vampires these bitches be hunting
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>>1475174
So what your're saying is that you want to suck
.
.
.
.
blood
>>1475175
Every 5 levels the limits gets raised by 5
>>1475171
>Sanic hunter, what should I do?
"gotta go fast"
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>>1475180
yeah blood is like cranberry juice right?
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>>1475180
DECAPITATE THAT ANON FOR WANTING TO BE A VAMPIRE
HERESY
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>>1475181
Same thing, really.
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>>1475180
CAN WE CLEAVE EVIL YET?
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>>1475186
Woah hold on man why are you yelling theres only two of us in this head
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>>1475189
IT'S ECHO FROM HELMET
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>>1475181
Nah, they're actually more metally. But you can cook them into a jello like substance.
You call it blood tofu.
It actually exists over here in Indochina.
Really delicious actually.
>>1475185
Right. Your health gets increased.
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>>1475194
Is this what the royal vampires eat?
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>>1475194
"delicious" as in dog-delicious?
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>>1475192
Oh, okay. Well anyways you're right-- we should be hunting vampires by now
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>>1475194
>Blood tofu
This kind of shit is why you get food poisoning.
And aids.
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>>1475202
CLEAVE EVIL
CLEAVE AND SMITE
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Anyway, it's Oswell's turn.
>>1475197
Yes. And blood pudding. Also this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%E1%BA%BFt_canh
Just replace every instance of "pork", "duck", etc with "human"
>>1475198
Yes. And Dog-declicious means normal delicious.
Cuz meat's meat, ayy
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>>1475206
He's so... average.
What stat is used for firing, throwing, or crafting items? Like bombs?
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>>1475206
+1 Health, +1 Special
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>>1475207
MORE POWER SO WE CAN WIELD BIGGER SWORDS
OR SWORDS UPON SWORDS
OR BIGGER SWORDS WHICH WIELDS SWORDS
AND MORE WILL
CAUSE I SAID SO
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>>1475205
Ha ha, yeah, alright! Cleave and smite! woo i like that enthusiam
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>>1475211
Hey wait a second dont I get a say in this
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>>1475208
>>1475210
Yes. And because of his average-ness. Only Oswell has this big red button on his level up screen.
Press it, or not, your choice.
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>>1475213
YOU GET
BUT WHAT ELSE THERE IS TO CHOOSE ASIDE OF POWER AND WILL
EVERYTHING ELSE IS FOR WUSSES
WUUUSSSEEEES
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>>1475214
thats a pizza without toppings dont lie OP
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>>1475213
Yes you do
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>>1475216
Nah. The pizza without toppings is this one.
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>>1475215
Well, I mean, what if we took all of our available points, and PUSHED THEM into speed? Imagine it-- cleaving at mach speed. Wouldn't it be beautiful?
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>>1475219
eat pizza, hopefully it's blood flavored
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>>1475220
Naaah
also we already have dexfag here
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>>1475221
Clicked.
You don't get to choose which stat to upgrade.
But this happened.
>>1475222
It's actually tomato. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>1475223
That's a secret
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>>1475219
ok what I miss
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>>1475225
Yeah but he's not strong enough to spin us around while we cleave like some kind of vampire blender. I mean, look at his body. What a twink
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>>1475226
where my vampire niggas at
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>>1475228
okay, how about compromise
EVERYTHING IN WILL
IF OUR WILL IS NOT BROKEN WE'LL STAND SUPREME
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>>1475226
oh shit, he gained +1 in each stat
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>>1475231
Well since there's two of us why don't we each get a point each?
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>>1475226
Yisssssss
Also, what the fuck capcha?
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>>1475233
FINE GEEZ
fucking mental personality disorder, goddamit
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>>1475234
Clearly it wants you to highlight the mall street sign.
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>>1475236
Okay so I will take my point and put it in speed. I'm glad we sorted this out and I just want you to know that I love you
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>>1475229
I dunno, hear or something.
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>>1475226
I want my own hunter
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>>1475239
I will pick vambeast
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>>1475238
Fine, SPEEDY SPEEDY guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpByUfVGHY
I'll go with WILL unless there will be othernew options
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>>1475239
hmm, OP does that mean it's gonna be Player Hunters vs Player Vampires now?
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>>1475243
no, since my twitter feed on my phone sucks ass I keep missing out.
I have no choice it seems I'll be something
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>>1475250
You can co-op with me, currently I'm the only one without an extra player. You can chip in whenever.
Any missed parts you need to know?
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>>1475234
Nigga, did you just kill our level up for some pizza?
And here I thought Oswell was safe because GAR wasn't on my team.
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>>1475252
ooooh kaaaaayyyy
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>>1475253
maaaaaybe
look harder
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>>1475242
You are now the Vampbeast. A vampire who basically who basically overate and transformed himself into a beast.
You spawned somewhere on the second floor, your mission is to find the hunters and drink their blood. Succeed and the Vampire Lord will probably give you a promotion.
And some clothes
>>1475241
And you won't get it you faggg
Because I'm too lazy to kleeep up with more that 4-5 ish cahracters
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>>1475260
Start flexing
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>>1475256
Never mind, I realized we did get an upgrade. You're doing well, senpai.
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Anyway, only this homosexual is left.
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>>1475260
cool beans
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>>1475265
that's no fair
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>>1475265
1 point in speed
EVERYTHING ELSE IN WILL
PUT ALL WILLPOWER INTO PUTTING POINTS IN WILL
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>>1475264
>type f-a-m
>comes out senpai
This fucking shit.
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>>1475267
And you're a fag. ayy
>>1475270
Well, he needs to murder the entire party. So yeah.
Right. All upgrades are done. Time to move on.
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>>1475272
move on from being a homos
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>>1475271
it's fine I'll help with the rolls I guess
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>>1475272
try to lure the horniest loser away from the others with a female mating call
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>>1475272
I'm glad we put that one point into willpower. Now the namecalling will hurt less, right?
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>>1475274
Can't m8. We're tainted. It's seeped into our souls and consumed our minds.
You can't undo the gay.
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>>1475278
it was worth a shot
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The party heard a strange sound down the hallway, sounds like a dying cat with a fist down its throat
>>1475276
You tried to trick them with a female mating call. But since you're a vampbeast, you used a female vampbeast mating call instead
>>1475273
Yes. I am indeed part of the Far Eastern Group
>>1475274
Now that's impossible
>>1475277
Prolly.
Fag
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>>1475282
FIND EVIL TO CLEAVE
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>>1475114
>>1475227
>>1475275
How much are you missing? I can try filling you in.
>>1475282
>You tried to trick them with a female mating call. But since you're a vampbeast, you used a female vampbeast mating call instead
>you used a female vampbeast mating call instead
>female vampbeast mating callJesus christ how horrifying.
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>>1475282
investigate that noise together with the party
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>>1475282
Retaliate with our own mating call
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>>1475282
Did you guys hear that shit?
I say we go investigate.
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>>1475283
Hey since we're two voices in the same head, should we both do the talking or one of us or neither...?
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1475290
BOTH
IF WE DISAGREE WE CAN THROW THIS IMAGINARY ROCK OF JUSTICE
IF I THROW FURTHER - I WIN ARGUMENT
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>>1475291
Hey you're not in our/my head, I/we was/were talking to us/myself not you
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The party continues onwards while Oswell and Horace fires off mating calls of their own.
While Bob the Vampbeast accidentally attracted Fred the Vampbeast's attention with his mating call
"ey bby u wan sum fuk" said Fred
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>>1475289
I think I get the gist, let's start stabbing
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>>1475295
>he doesn't know about superior rock culture of old
ancients were wise people
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>>1475298
oh shit fred the spiked cock dread
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>>1475298
do the scouting
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>>1475298
FIND EVIL
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>>1475298
Stare intensely at a nearby bug in hopes it may reveal upon us the secrets of the universe.
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>>1475304
>>1475305
So who's volunteering to scout.
Note that if Bob doesn't do anything soon, he'll get a spiked vampbeast dick up his vampbeast ass.
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>>1475309
Agile Hunter can do it, he's got more players
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>>1475309
Agile can do
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>>1475309
I'll also scout
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>>1475309
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG IF I'LL DO SCOUTING
nah, fuck it actually, let's agile hunter handle this
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>>1475314
>What happens if we all scout?
Then everybody roll and I choose the lowest number
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>>1475309
Fuck off fred you homo, push him away
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475318
Roll 1d10 to push Fred off your ass
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>>1475319
>and people call me insane
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>>1475317
Eh...lets look at bugs
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>>1475319
I've leaned bugs only have a 4th dimensional understanding of the universe, we need to be 5th level
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>>1475320
ayyyyyy
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1475320
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Right. While Oswell look at bugs and the other guys stand around with their thumbs up their ass. Horace scouts
Horace, roll 1d10
10: nuthin, the way is safe
8-9: traps
5-7: enemies
2-4: more enemies
1: The floor collapses
>>1475328
Bob managed to push Fred off. Dejected, Fred goes back into the shadows to...masturbate or something, I dunno.
>>1475326
About 2
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>>1475332
"Tell me something I don't know, you fucking roach."
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>>1475332
crawl in the ceiling towards the party real sneakily until above them
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>>1475335
FINALLY SOME EVIL TO CLEAVE
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1475332
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>>1475333
>>1475335
Oh shit look, lesser vampires. One's got a knife. The other one has a stick.
>>1475336
You can now do a surprise attack during the battle.
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>>1475342
PREEMPTIVE DUAL ATTACK
HIT THE KNIFE VAMPIRE WITH THE CLEAVER!
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>>1475342
>You can now do a surprise attack during the battle
Surely OP wouldn't make it that easy.
Can I roll to notice the sweat dripping off of the vamp beast?
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>>1475345
Now who wants to do a combo with Joseph
>>1475346
Sure.
OSWELL AND BOB ROLL 1d10 against eachother, no bonuses.
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>>1475346
thats not sweat
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>>1475349
ARMORED HUNTER, WHERE YOU AT?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1475349
Rollin
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>>1475349
Combo with Joseph, chop the knife vampire to bits n pieces
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1475349
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>>1475354
Nice.
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>>1475354
>>1475356
Oswell noticed the big faggot clinging onto the ceiling.
Bob's Surprise attack lost.
>>1475351
>>1475352
>>1475355
Roll 1d10 to do a combo attack on the Lesser Vampire
The winner number is whichever is the higher number between you two.
You have a 10 + 7 = 17 Power bonus shared between you two
The Lesser Vamp has a +6 Speed bonus
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475359
CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE AND SMIIIIIIIIITE
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1475359
DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOON
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>>1475359
uhh.. what's good my niggas?
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>>1475359
Throw a knife at the beast.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1475360
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>>1475359
Knife throw to the face
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>>1475362
Slaying vampires.
You're a vampire.
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>>1475368
thats pretty racist man
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>>1475365
>>1475361
>>1475360
Lesser Vamp now has 4/8 HP.
NOW IT's HORACE's turn
>>1475369
If Horace chooses to do this then Oswell and Horace be ready to roll.
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>>1475373
my abilities are kicking ass and drinking blood, and im all outta ass
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>>1475375
Ballsy AF.
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>>1475374
>>1475372
>>1475373
>>1475375
Sure.
Oswell and Horace Roll 1d10 to do a combo attack on Bob the Vampbeast
Bob roll 1d10 fo defense
The winner number for Oswell is Horace is whichever is the higher number between the two.
Oswell and Horace have a 6 + 10 = 16 Power bonus shared between you two
Bob has a +8 Speed bonus
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1475377
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1475377
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>>1475385
>>1475378
And so Bob got 2 knives to the nipples.
Bob now has 7/9 HP left.
Now it's Bob's turn
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>>1475387
hightail it the fuck outta here, cant win with these scrub teammates
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>>1475388
Intercept him with the vial of holy water.
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>>1475388
realistically you were alone, always alooooone.
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>>1475390
not when i have u bb ;)
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>>1475393
dawwww
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>>1475388
>>1475389
>>1475390
>>1475391
Roll 1d10 against eachother
Bob has a +8 Speed against Oswell's +6 no gf for the holy water throwing
While for the mental attacks of Horace and Joseph, Bob has a +6 Will against Horace's +5 Special and Joseph's +4
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1475395
>1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1475395
hey now, only niggas with equal or higher speed should be able to intercept
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475395
Behold the power of pizza leveling.
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>>1475395
WUUUUSS
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1475395
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Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1475397
Yeah okay. >>1475396 Horace has 10 Speed. AAAND he rolled a 10 while you a 1.
HORACE CALLS BOB A FOREVER ALONE FAGGOT.
THIS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL MENTAL ATTACK CAUSES BOB TO TRIP AND FAIL HIS ESCAPE.
AND NOW IT's ONE OF THE LESSER VAMPIRE's TURN! AND HE'S GONNA ATTACK:
1: Horace
2: Oswell
3: Jospeh
4: Gar
5: Bob due to racism
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>>1475403
>AND NOW IT's ONE OF THE LESSER VAMPIRE's TURN! AND HE'S GONNA ATTACK:
>5: Bob due to racism
Kek.
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>>1475403
fucking useless satana piece of shit wanker ass cocksucker
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>>1475405
I say we go super fast invisible for funzies
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Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>1475405
>>1475406
As the bald headed stick weilding lesser vampire is a racist. He thinks of Vampbeasts as the vampire version of Niggers. So he kicked Bob in the butt.
It didn't do any damage but it sure wasted a turn.
Now it's the other lesser vamp's turn
1: Horace
2: Oswell
3: Jospeh
4: Gar
This one is not a racist
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>>1475410
i'm glad you're about to die brad
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1475410
Dude's gonna stab Oswell and suck up the blood.
roll 1d10, Oswell
No bonuses for anyone ebcause he has the same stats as you so it cancels everything out
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>>1475417
>oswell missing
oooooh, free attack
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>>1475418
I BLOCK THE ATTACK WITH A PARRY AND DECAPITATION RIPOSTE, OP
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1475419
Roll 2d10 to save Oswell
1st roll is hit chance
Lesser Vamp has +6 Speedo
You have +10 Power
If hit, get second roll to be >=6 for decap
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CAN WE SMITE EVIL YET?
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Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d10)
>>1475423
hey, that's supposed to be a >=5, OP
I upgraded the axe
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>>1475426
And before it was a >=7, dumbo
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475423
FUCK OFF
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>>1475428
oh shit, you right, OP
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>>1475426
And so Joseph managed to save Oswell and chopped a head off.
Now it's his turn.
Jospeh, I mean.
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>>1475435
HELLO BOB
YOUR HEAD IS COMING WITH ME
CLEAVER+AXE ATTACK ON BOB'S NECK
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>>1475437
sure thing, im gonna make u my butt slave once i capture you
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>>1475435
I've got some shit to deal with, so I'm not gonna be posting very much.
I'm pissed.
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>>1475437
>>1475439
Roll 1d10 against eachother
+10 Powah for Joseph
+8 Power for Bob
>>1475440
Whatashame
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1475442
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need a temp sub?
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>>1475445
ye, come roll for joseph
I give you the POWER of DECAPITATION
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>>1475443
>>1475445
>>1475447
Now where's dem other rolls.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1475442
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1475449
Sure..
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>>1475452
....welp...that happened.
>>
>>
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>>1475451
>>1475450
>>1475443
Attack failed! Bob remains 7/9 HP!
Now it's Gar's turn
>>
>>1475459
CLEAVE EVIL WHICH STANDS IN MY WAY
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>>1475459
didn't we skip some turns?
>>
>>
>>1475460
Which evil
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>>1475465
ALL OF IT
WITH BIG CLEAVE
if I can't fine then, that 4 hp left npc enemy vampfaggot
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>>1475466
I killed that nigga already
>>
>>1475469
Bob and Gar roll 1d10 against eachother
Gar has +7 Power
Bob has +8 Power
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475470
CHESTOOOOOO
with V cleave attack patterV V VVICTORYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjSlEQbEcUo
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>>1475472
aw fuck
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475470
cmon bros, im just doing my job here
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1475472
Seems Bob is missing his player.
But since Bob is technically an enemy, maybe I can roll for 'im
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>>1475475
>>1475472
Ah nevermind, it's a draw.
Nothing happens.
Now it's back to Horace
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>>1475478
reroll?
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>>1475481
Nnnnah.
Or.
Will both parties agree to a reroll if the losing side will take damage?
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>>1475485
Hey, we should setup a stun so I can get a free attack in.
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>>1475484
wot about defenders advantage
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>>1475488
Hence "the losing side will take damage", regardless of who they are.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1475489
ok lets do it
>>
>>
>>1475490
Right. Gar. Roll against this
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>>1475493
And so got kicked in the dik.
Gar now has 7/9 HP left
NOW it's really Horace's turn
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>>1475495
well as long that doesn't reopen wound, I'm fine
I starting really want that crotch armor tho
>>
>>
>>1475499
>This is pretty much your only weakness we've seen so far.
well I also got arrow in the eye before
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>>1475499
Now where the hell is Oswell
>>
>>1475501
If he's not there, I guess we super speed special to go for his wings without him.
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>>1475502
or how about i snap his neck instead
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>>1475502
>>1475504
Roll 1d10 against eachother
Bob has a +6 Will against Horace's +5 Special and + half of his Speed Stat. Which is 5/ Which means Horace has a total of +10 bonus
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1475506
i counter with a beast screech
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>>1475507
The other guy better roll a good one soon
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1475506
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>>1475510
wow I'm late
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>>1475510
Went fast. And Stabbed Bob in the Wing.
Bob will now be unable to use wing-based moves in a while
Bob now has 6/9 HP left.
And it's also his turn
>>
>>1475514
Activate some beast move and run away again
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>>1475515
Let's check your movelist
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>>1475515
WUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>1475515
WUSS
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>>1475517
Think about life while running away
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>>1475521
You aleady used up your outta turn interception for this battle
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>>1475523
>>1475523
Roll 1d10
Every other hunter roll 1d10 to call him a faggot and disturb his train of thought, making him unable to run away
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475527
so you are not just WUSS but also a huge faggot?
wew lad
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1475527
FAGGOT
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1475527
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475527
ey deez niggas cant keep intercepting meh
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>>1475534
It's not actually interception this time. It's a defense roll.
If they try to escape I'll have you roll to stop them to.
Anyway, being called a faggot caused Bob to stop in his tracks and think about the implications.
But since I'm a merciful OP and needing to stretch out this adventure, I can provide Bob a lifeline, or in this case, an...un-life line,....ehehehehhe.
I'm a comedy genius
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>>1475534
stop being a fucking wuss
>>
>>1475535
But since Bob's not responding, I'll just put this away.
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>>1475535
>I can provide Bob a lifeline, or in this case, an...un-life line,....ehehehehhe.
So what's his lifeline?
>>1475535
>It's not actually interception this time. It's a defense roll.
>If they try to escape I'll have you roll to stop them to.
>>1475524
>>1475410
Oh. So if we stopped him from retreating earlier, does that mean we didn't use our out-of-turn intercepts, or did we do something different?
I thought only Joseph used his if that was the case?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1475538
I was working bruh, ill take it
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>>1475541
>7
Then you get to choose 1 of these to appear as a distraction for your escape
>>1475540
You see.
Interception means the intercepting party actively makes an action against the other.
As in, if you input an action that do something to him , then it counts.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475544
i'll take my nigga brad the shadow to distract
>>
>>
>>1475544
that vamp npc is bored by now
let's cleave him
>>
>>1475547
The first one.
>>
>>1475545
OH SHIT A GHOST
>>
>>1475551
GESPENSTO
I CAN'T CLEAVE GESPENSTO
CLEAVE VAMP NPC ENEMY WHICH IS STILL STANDING THERE
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>>1475551
eh, not that scary
>>
>>1475551
By Brad the Shadow I meant the bat, that's his nickname
>>
>>1475556
Not phoneposting anymore*
>>
>>1475551
And then it possesses the lesser vamp. Turning him into
VAMPIRE WRAITH
Power: 7
Speed: 9
Health: 10
Special: 7
Will: 7
And that ends the Wraith's turn.
Now unless Oswell is active, it's Jospeh's turn
>>1475556
>>1475557
Shoulda specified, now it's too late
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>>1475560
Motherfucker Esq The Third
>>
>>1475558
now that bob is gone
we can focus our efforts on killing this guy
GAR YOU READY? LET'S DO A CROSS COMBO ON THIS WRAITH
>>
>>1475563
HOLY CROSS ATTACK INITIATED
>>
>>
>>1475566
Yeah. During the commotion the homosexual vampbeast slinked back into the shadows to cry in a corner for being a pusssyyyyyyyyyy
OR
He's still here because hes a dumbass for some reason
Now which one will it be
>>
>>1475568
I went to lick my wounds in my batcave, both literally and metaphorically
>>
>>1475570
Right, bye then.
So.....combo attack from Axeman and Armored hunter?
>>
>>1475572
YES
HOLY CROSS ATTACK INITIALIZATION IN PROGRESS
>>
>>1475572
YES
COMMENCE ATTACK
>>
>>1475572
When I get home I yell out to my wife and ask how her day was
>>
>>1475573
>>1475575
Roll 1d10 to do a combo attack on the Wraith Vampire
The winner number is whichever is the higher number between you two.
You have a 10 + 7 = 17 Power bonus shared between you two
The Lesser Vamp has a +9 Speed bonus
>>1475576
Ah yeah sure....But you don't have a wife. Just because the hunters are insane doesn't mean you need to join them, you forever alone mufugga
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475577
AXE SPLITTEEEEEEEEER
>>
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1475577
Oh yeah, forgot my roll
>>
>>1475577
Don't be silly. Bob the Vambeast has a loving wife and a son. And his wife is human, they have been married even before Bob was turned to a vampire.
>>
>>1475581
>for Vamp to dodge he needed roll 10, and for us to roll 1 both
that's what I call 99% chance to hit
>>
>>1475586
at least I still yet to bleed for whole screen
>>
>>1475577
Oh hey, what happens if we defeat the Wraith Vampire? Will the Wraith itself still be around?
>>
>>1475579
>>1475578
>>1475581
The Vamp has 5/9 HP left
Now it's Gar's turn
>>1475582
Ya need a therapist, Bob. Your psychosis is worrying the other fiends of the night.
A mop is not a "loving human wife". Nor is a broken cup you found some where a "son"
>>
>>1475589
Haha,yes.
>>
>>1475590
>Now it's Gar's turn
YOU CAN POSSES, THAT MEANS YOU ARE DUMB AND EVIL AT THE SAME TIME
BECAUSE YOU NOW HAVE PHYSICAL BODY GESPENSTO
FEEL MY WRATH
CLEAVE EVIL
CLEAVE AND SMITE
>>
>>
>>1475590
Hey, this is an important part of Bob's backstory. It's why he'll betray his dark masters later on.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475592
Roll 1d10
Vamp Wraith has 9 Speed Bonus
Gar has 7 Power Bonus
>>1475594
Like about 5 battles to reduce its dark powers, ending in somebody splashing holy water on their weapon and stabbing the wraith with it.
>>1475595
"Are those thoughts of betrayal I detect? Are you thinking about going against us, Bob?"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1475597
NO ONE WILL STAND IN MY WAY
>>
>>1475597
Nah just voices in my head. By the way Mark, that disco last week was ballin'.
>>
>>
>>1475600
payment? payment is victory over gay ass vampires that's our payment
>>
>>1475598
3/9 HP left.
Now it's Horace's turn
>>1475599
"That's no way to refer to your elders, Bob. Call me Master Mark"
>>
>>1475605these animations are just like in my favorite oldschool vidya games
perfect
>>
>>1475606
and my anim-
>>
>>1475605
Sorry, master Mark. I thought we were cool and all since I'm one of your oldest minions
>>
>>
>>1475608
"Indeed we are "cool", Bob. But rankings are still rankings. This is still work hours"
>>
>>1475607
what kind of shit anime you watch
>>
>>
>>1475611
I didn't finish I got cut off I meant
animotronics
>>
>>1475615
sure you did, you eastern culture addict
as if you think I don't see your WanPan tattoo
>>
>>1475616
TH-THAT IS A BIRTHMARK!
>>
>>1475618
this too
of a horse fucking a unicorn fucking a tank
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1475609
Roll 1d10
+10You
+7 Will him
>>1475613
"...suuuure. Hey, uh, Bob's wife, he's making dinner tonight, yeah"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1475622
>>
>>1475622
>mop responds
>>
>>1475622
An image of my wife allows you to telepathically communicate to her? Ingenious, master.
>>
>>1475622
that is one fine mop
>>
>>1475627
triple 7
>>
>>1475628
somewhere someone just won in slot machine
>>
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>1475623
>>1475627
"Why're you hitting yourself" - Horace, prolly
NOw it's the Wraith Vamp's turn!
He's targetting
1: Horace
2: Oswell
3: Joseph
4: Gar
>>1475624
"Fuck him, I don't love him anymore"
"Wait, hol up, Bob's Wife, what are you saying"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1475631
dodge roll
>>
>>1475631
B-but why would Bob's wife say that? He's loved her faithfully for the past fifteen years!
>>
>>1475631
What a twist!This is great.
>>
>>1475632
ANOTHER 7
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1475632
Oh it aint a normal attack.
WRAITH VAMP USES HYPNOTIZE!
Roll 1d10 against it
+7 Special Wrait Vamp
+5 Will u
>>1475633
"I have another lover now, don't tell Bob"
"uuuuhhhhh"
>>
>>1475636
our will is stronk, we have two people in here
>>
>>1475636
>"I have another lover now, don't tell Bob"
it's Chad's mop, aka Chap
>>
>>
>>1475636
Is it the broom?! That motherfucker!!!!
>>
>>1475641
The attack failed! Now it's Joseph's turn!
>>1475642
Suddenly, a broom with the image of Vampire Hunter Chad appears
"Ey bby, bout time you dump that fanged loser and get with a real man, me"
"Yes, that's right, Master Mark, we're gonna elope! Would you give us your blessing?"
"I, uh, I don't think I should be involved in this"
>>
>>1475647
it's DECAPITATION TIME
GO FOR A CLEAN HIT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE NECK!
>>
>>1475647
Activate rage mode and start smashing the broom around the cave wildly
>>
>>
>>1475650
I think my decapitation is holy as well
>>
>>
>>1475654
that's irritating as fuck
>>
>>1475654
Darn this ghost and his incorporeal powers!
If we beat him, can we get his autograph?
>>
>>1475651
do we have any?
>>
>>1475657
Oswell didn't use his since we taunted Bob instead. I have no idea what's in your inventories.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1475648
Roll 2d10 to attack the WV
1st roll is hit chance
Wraith Vamp has +9 Speedo
You have +10 Power
If hit, get second roll to be >=6 for decap
>>1475655
Not unlike your face, aha
>>1475656
Yeah sure
>>1475649
In your rage you broke the mop too
>>
>>1475658
I have no idea either
I wonder what do I have there.
maybe bigger sword
>>
Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d10)
>>1475659
FWOOSH
>>
>>1475659
Noooooooo!!! What have I done?! Grab the mop pieces and apologize while crying
>>
>>1475659
>Not unlike your face, aha
jokes on you, my face is easiest for you to draw
>>
>>
>>1475663
No it isn't, every time I draw it I had to draw a full detail cathedral then erase the lines until i eventually arrive at a head with a cross on it
>>
>>1475665
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>
>>1475665Ah. The Spongebob method of drawing, I see.
>>
>>1475666
>1475666
>666
You won't fool me, Satan
>>
>>1475661
Whoops, missed.
Now it's Gar's turn
>>1475662
"ah, she's not even real anyway"
>>
>>
>>1475671
Become depressed and start drinking blood spiked with vodka
>>
>>1475671
BRB other Agile I gotta run for 20 mins
>>
>>1475673
Roll 1d10
+7 Power You
+9 Speed him
>>1475674
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1475676
BECOME THE SWORD ITSELF
UNITE OUR SOULS IN ONE STRIKE
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1475676
Whoops, forgot roll
>>
>>1475676
Gotta find my son and get his help in rescuing his mom from this bastard.
>>
>>1475677
before I go I ruined your perfect cleaving record last session
>>
>>1475677
ZANKANTOOOOOOOU
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475683
ORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ABHFWlmAG4
>>
>>1475684
I need a bigger sword goddamit
>>
>>1475684
And so the vamp dies after being cut. Not cut in half, only cut. And he ghost escaped
>>1475679
>>
>>1475687
ONORE GESPENSTO
>>
>>1475687
Damn it
Loot the bodies now
>>
>>1475687
This motherfucker... Maybe I should try to talk to the other vamp hunters, maybe they can share some info on this guy.
>>
>>1475691
>not chasing him
WUSS
>>
>>
>>1475689
Got:
2 coins
1 knife
1 stick
>>1475691
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>>1475694
Hey, what's that transparent image behind Chad?
>>
>>1475694
see if we can combine the knife and stick together
>>
>>1475694
Sniff around sneakily until u find the other hunters
>>
>>1475694
what do I have in the inventory of mine?
also how much gold we have in total
>>
where's OP at?
>>
>>
>>1475701
i'll try, OP
I came up with the idea
>>
>>1475701
Let's look in Oswell's recipe book for stuff we can do with a knife and staff or stick.
>>
>>1475701
>Party has:
>31 Gold Coins
Is there convenient merchant passing by which has bigger swords?
>>
>>1475706
Blade =/= a whole sword
>>
>>1475706
>But don't you already have one?
I need a bigger one
what's so hard to understand
>>
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)
>>1475702
Roll 1d10 to sneak, you're against my first roll
>>1475703
Roll 1d10, you're against my second roll
>>1475704
As Horace looks, Joseph already grabbing them stuff to mess with em
>>1475705
"Did I hear somebody in need of relieveing themselves of money?"
>>
>>1475709
a little
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1475710
haha, experimentation
let's look in Oswell's book after
>>
>>1475710
>"Did I hear somebody in need of relieveing themselves of money?"
Got any bigger swords?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1475710
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>>1475712
Amazing
>>1475713
"Depends, got any money?"
>>1475715
Sneaking succesful
>>
>>1475717
talk to the merchant as well
see if we can buy any more axe/cleaver/armor upgrades
>>
>>1475717
>"Depends, got any money?"
yeah, 31 golds
>>
>>
>>1475717
I want née hat with two feathers
>>
>>1475723
new*
>>
>>1475718
"Of course you can"
>>1475719
"enough for this butter knife, ahaha"
>>1475720
>>1475723
So what you're doing ?
>>
>>1475711
THE BIGGER SWORD WILL CLEAVE MORE EVIL
WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
>>
>>1475726
alright, give us options on said upgrades, merchant
>>
>>1475726
Shout out "Sup?" from the shadows nearby.
>>
>>1475726
>"enough for this butter knife, ahaha"
What if I trade my current sword in, and thisrubber chicken with a handle on it?
And rest of my inventory?
>>
>>
>>1475731
do you even lift, bro
>>
>>1475729
"OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS"
The merchant threw a knife right into your Bob's skull. Bob is now bleedind to death. Stealthily
>>
>>1475733
ayyy, thanks Merchant
let's get to buying stuff now
>>
>>1475733
Do you sell in credit?
>>
can I also have an OC?
>>
>>1475733
Come on now.
>>
>>1475733
we want new hat please or cape
>>
>>
>>1475741
>"I can let you buy in credit"
what kind of credit we talk about hereYou sure don't want this rubber chicken? It has handles
>>
>>1475741
sure, new axe blade and maybe a bigger axe like a halberd
>>
>>1475741
Uh, master Mark? I'm in a bit of a pinch here, could you help a nigga out?
>>
>>1475741
on with 2 feathers that add to my will power
>>
>>1475747
and help me float because now it's a mario flight cap
>>
>>1475747
"hmmm"
>>1475742
"It's simple, you pay me now and I give you the sword later. Prolly"
>>1475743
"So, how much are ya willing to pay?"
>>1475744
"Alright Bob, how did this happen?"
>>
>>1475750
10 gold
gotta let the party have a chance of buying stuff too
>>
>>1475750
Some asshole merchant mistook me for cops and threw a knife at my face. Didn't even give me a chance to roll for dodge.
>>
>>1475750
>"It's simple, you pay me now and I give you the sword later. Prolly"
that seems like preordering, and I don't like preordering.
I'll keep my moneyTodd
>>
>>1475750
how much
>>
>>1475751
"Then I can upgrade your axe blade like last time, either with damage or decap chance. With an extra 5 then I can do both. Or I can upgrade your cleaver"
>>1475752
"Right, now we gotta remove the knife first, stay still"
>>1475753
"Or you can do what a normal person do and pay with cash and get your shit right now"
>>1475754
"8 gold"
>>
>>1475757
damage then
>>
>>1475757
>"Or you can do what a normal person do and pay with cash and get your shit right now"
you said yourself that 30 gold only enough for shitty butter knife
how much actual nicely sized swords cost?
or can you at least upgrade my current one
>>
>>1475758
"Sure, gimme the axe and the gold"
>>1475759
"Clearly sarcasm is lost on you. Plus that butter knife is great, don't knock it til you tried it"
>>
>>1475761
we hand over the axe and the gold
>>
>>1475761
pay up and equip
>>
>>1475761
>"Clearly sarcasm is lost on you. Plus that butter knife is great, don't knock it til you tried it"
does my face look like I understand sarcasm?
Gimme your biggest sword I can afford.
>>
>>1475762
>>1475764
Joseph now does 3 damage per hit with his axe
Horace now has a hat that gives +2 Will
>>1475765
"Well, since you only have 13 gold left. How about I upgrade your sword with this Eastern Blade"
>>
>>1475766
It looks smaller. how you'll upgrade it?
>>
Oswell is conscious again.
How's it going?
>>
>>1475767
"Perspectives. Anyway, If you agree to it, I'll take your sword and reforge it with the new blade"
>>1475768
"ah yes, greetings cousi--I mean, person Who I definitely do not know"
>>
>>1475770
>"Perspectives. Anyway, If you agree to it, I'll take your sword and reforge it with the new blade"
I agree.
Enhance my Colossal Knife to Eastern Colossal Knife.
But please, be gentle. It's her first time.
>>
>>1475770
Hello Merchant whom i never met before, what are you selling this time?
>>
>>1475772
I'll take over if nobody joins for axe after we leave the merchant shop.
>>
>>1475771
"Hehe, sure."
Reforging in progress
>>1475773
"Oh the usual, weapons, armors, items"
>>
>>1475775
I can't watch this
>>
>>1475775
You still got the crafting bench?
>>
>>1475776
>>1475777
"Sure, it's over there"
>>
>>1475778
do some flashbacks of your first use of that sword
>>
>>1475778
Thanks for patching my face up master Mark.
>>
>>1475781
Alright. First things, now much money do we still have, and how much does it cost to upgrade my weapon?
Second things,
I'll make some more sharpnel bombs with the ghoul teeth
A couple of poisoned murder-shanks with the vampire canines and the ghoul blood
And draw some hunter runes on that ghoul foot to make it a lucky charm.
>>
>>1475781
ah yes, I found it inside one of the huge foul beasts, it was quite gore, not really up to age rating of this quest.
>>
>>1475781
fly around with my wisdom hat
>>
>>1475782
"Yeah. be more careful next time"
>>1475784
"Well you see, man whom I never seen before, you have 13 gold left. But that armored guy over there opted to use all of it to pay for the upgrade for his sword....buuuut, since we're such good friends, even though we clearly don't know eachother, maybe we can work something out. Your weapon upgrade will only take 3 gold..."
>>1475785
Yes, a beast named Ur Anus
>>1475786
You don't have a flying wisdom hat
>>
>>1475788
Oh, i feel almost as if i had familiar ties with you.
Here are 6 throwing knives, should cover the cost.
>>
>>1475788
well fine scout some more then
>>
>>1475788
Master Mark is a kind soul. I will never betray him and LOYALTY hidden stat changes to unwavering. But I gotta talk to thees fool hunters to find out the location of Chad.
>>
>>1475788
Uranus is quite nasty beast I gotta say, that's why it was called after old gods
>>
>>1475790
"Haha, no need, man who I definitely do not have familial ties with, I can simply pinch some of the sword I'm refgorging for the armored guy to cover the upgrade for your sword."
>>1475791
>>1475792
Bob returns to spy on the hunter as Horace attempts scouting.
Roll 1d10 against eachother to see if Horace spots Bob
>>
>>1475796
Well that's just wonderful, son of my mother's brother.
I'll begin crafting the things i said before while you work on it
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1475797
Right, roll 1d10 to craft dat shit
The crafting book gives you a +4 bonus
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1475796
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1475796
>>
>>
>>1475805
Oswell made:
- 2 more shrapnel bombs (ran out of teeth)
- 8 poison throwing darts
- Lucky Ghoul Foot charm: gives a +2 to loot finding rolls
>>1475803
>>1475804
Horace spots bob clinging to the ceiling!
>>
>>1475807
hey bob
>>
>>1475807
Oh hey dude. Just chill aight?
>>
>>1475807
Examine ghoul poison
What effects does it have on vamps?
>>
>>1475811
Cmon man I just wanna talk
>>
>>1475813
I wonder can I cleave and smite with my hands alone
>>
>>1475812
Causes them to lose health over time. Drains HP, all that stuff.
"Anyway, upgrade's done. Who wants some swords?"
>>1475811
>>1475810
>>1475813
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>>1475814
Hey now ya guys invaded this place and started killing my bros, and you can't even spare me one little chat?
>>
>>
>>1475815
Gimme dat sword, just found a vampire to test it on.
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>>1475817
he's evil alright!
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>>1475819
I'm not evil! I'm a family man and a vambeast by circumstance.
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>>1475818
>>1475817
Right.
OSWELL gets the HOLY CROSS SWORD. Giving him 2 damage per hit and a chance to set the vampire on fire with every hit
GAR gets a...bigger sword....It's bigger, yea.
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>>1475822
>GAR gets a...bigger sword....It's bigger, yea.
that's a faulty product! it's not even solid!
I demand a full replacement from your stock
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>>1475822
Well he kinda deserves it for spending all the party's money on himself. It was a dick move.
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>>1475822
Looks like the huntards don't wanna talk. I sneakily sneak away and plan my next move
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>>1475823
"well, I was onna say it's because I haven't remove the protective coating yet, but sure. Lemme replace this sword that give sa higher cleave chance with this regular one, full replacement. hah"
>>1475827
Roll 1d10
Any of hunters, volunteer and roll 1d10 against Bob
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Sup
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1475828
I thought that one guy was alone for now since he was hunting
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>>1475828
>"well, I was onna say it's because I haven't remove the protective coating yet, but sure. Lemme replace this sword that give sa higher cleave chance with this regular one, full replacement. hah"
Okay, I'm sorry. Protective coating played tricks on my eyes, probably that monster in the corner work. Gimme reforged one, aka mine order.
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>>1475830
scouting*
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1475828
Vamp won't escape my regular eyes.
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>>1475831
"Nope, too late. Clearly my craftsmanship has failed. i must erase my shame" and so he smashes the swod to pieces
>>1475830
>>1475832
Sure, time to be fair. Horace roll against that
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>>1475834
>"Nope, too late. Clearly my craftsmanship has failed. i must erase my shame" and so he smashes the swod to pieces
OP plz, you really will start fucking me over constantly cause you feel like it?
is it not enough that GAR is first character to become a fag this quest?
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>>1475834
Tragic story.
Also wtf i rolled 10 against bob.
My hidden Salt stat just increased.
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>>1475835
>OP plz, you really will start fucking me over constantly cause you feel like it?
>>1475836
ssshhhush...
If Horace doesn't roll soon then your roll will be used
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>>1475837
Ey now, that doesn't make sense
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>>1475837
dice god does that pretty nicely without your help you know
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>>1475839
>Ey now, that doesn't make sense
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>>1475837
Too late.
The salt has been sprinkled.
It will never be the same now.
*sniff*
.
.
.
Nah actually it's cool
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>>1475841
Give poor ol' bob a break, he's 1v4 and has only one roller after all
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>>1475843
>give bob a break
>a break
>break
break bob
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>>1475844
No give him a break as in a pause or one of the lunch kind
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>>1475845
Right sure. Another coughing fit coming up and noobody's even active anyway so thread ends here, Bob escapes. Yeah.
updates r here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1475847
But muh roll.
And i was actually waiting for anything to happen or Horace to roll.
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>>1475847
Ty for bread
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>>1475850
Ah too bad. Oh well, do you want to have that roll mean you throw a dart right into Bob's ass?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
Axe Bob a question
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>>1475852
Yeah that'd be great
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>>1475847
so what about sword?
I was like 10 min afk, plz op, don't do this to me
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>>1475854
Bob gets a poison dart in the ass.
Bob now has Herrmoroids
>>1475853
Well, what's the question?
>>1475855
Look at the ppicture, closely. And compare it to the previous OP.
But hey, if you DON'T want this to continue then I can revert it, sure.
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>>1475857
>Look at the ppicture, closely. And compare it to the previous OP.
aw yeah, looks good
sorry I was panicking and being in hurry
thanks OP, I love youno homo
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>>1475858
Too late, already reverted it.
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>>1475861
op plz
I'm promise I'll stop trying to be too impulsive
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>>1475863
Well, I dunno. how can you convince me of this?
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>>1475864
You want a dog sandwich?
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>>1475864
well now instead of cleaving everything, I'll cleave only 2/3 of things, and 1/3 of things I'll smite
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>>1475857
"Why do you like it in The butt?"
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>>1475871
Here you go.
That'll be 4.99$
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>>1475877
But it's high quality my man.
It dosen't even have rabies.
At least pay me for the bread...
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>>1475880
Bread is cheap, you can pay for it yourself
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>>1475884
Well i can't if i don't get paid for the quality dogs i provide.
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>>1475886
Bah, your dogs aren't that good. Bit too chewy
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>>1475272
>>1475847
Just curious, how did Oswell get that extra +2 Health from the last upgrade, was that another special perk of the Average Button, or was it something else? His seems to be yellow compared to everyone else's orange.
Also, wow, that axehead looks HUEG.
>>1475876
>>1475886
That's a nice hotdog.
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>>1475892
His coat.
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>>1475871
>ehh, doesn't sound very convincing
I'll also stop cleaving obvious walls and will try to block attacks with sword
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>>1475895
I dunnnoooooo
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>>1475901
fiiiine, I'll stop thinking about eating monster flesh and cleaving my teammates, you win
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>>1475904
Good.
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>>1475911
>You had a fetish for that?
Yes, it's quite heretical. If it continued, I may have to smite Gar.
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>>1475911
Have you not read Dungeon Meshi
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>>1475912
Oh, neat. Just curious, is it actually possible for us to learn how to smite people later on? Can we call upon higher forces like whatever the Paladyn draws his energies from?
>>1475913
No, but I wouldn't have guessed it from your statement.
Where do you get all these images from relatively quickly?
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>>1475915
Yeah. Later. Get a cross.
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>>1475915
>Where do you get all these images from relatively quickly?
google fu
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>>1475921
Oh, so that's the reference for that one reaction image on the bottom-right.
>google fu
Normally I'd spend a while picking the right sort of images and reading up on references for stuff like that, but you seem to have it down rather pat.
>>1475847
>>1475914
On another note, do you happen to talk to your sword?
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>>1475920
Will Bob get his wife n son ever back?
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>>1475925
Son, prolly not. Chad probably killed it for being a half vampire baby abomination to god.
Wife, also prolly not, Chad's Meat Stake may have turned her.
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>>1475923
>but you seem to have it down rather pat.
one of the most useless skills I have
>On another note, do you happen to talk to your sword?
We can understand each other without verbal communication, our love is pure
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>>1475932
She's cheating on you with a spear
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>>1475935
>Why did Chad kidnap his son
Well, duh. To kill him.
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>>1475934
>spear
if it's beam spare I can acknowledge her taste
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>>1475937
Why didnt he just kill it on the spot?
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>>1475935
You're a vampire. Chad at least is a hunter.
Still a cunt tho
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>>1475935
>So yall take Chads side rather than your old pal Bob?
I mean, we might because we met that one ghoul with a chicken who wasn't that bad of a guy. I'd assume you're trying to kill us from the couple of times you tried sneaking up on us, and it might be difficult trying to explain that.
>>1475937
Ah, so Chad's one of those people.
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>>1475939
Because in movies whenever you leave anything for dead after taking their loved ones always mean the supposedly "dead" fucker will comeback stronger for revenge.
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>>1475940
Plot twist Bob was your long lost uncle and is actually not evil?
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>>1475943
So Chad's surprisingly genre savvy? Huh, wouldn't have expected.
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>>1475944
>a vampire
>not evil
Choose one
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>>1475943
I gotta save muh son before he is killed
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>>1475947
Too late.
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>>1475946
He was converted against his will tho. So he aint dindu nuffin
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>>1475948
say it ain't so! New mission is to get revenge on Chad
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>>1475953
Oh no, you're too late, Chad has ascended into a higher form of being and has escaped this dimension
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>>1475956
Oh yeah totally.
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>>1475961
Yes. After Ascending, he is now everywhere, prepare to fug yo gurl whenever phe wants
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>>1475962
This is OP's selfinsert
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>>1475964
Yup. The only nongay barb.
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>>1475968
Nope. OP dick suck protected.
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>>1475971
He totally is a barb. You cannot fool me.
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>>1475978
Just the fact that he's still alive means he's not a barb. Also pupils.
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>>1475980
He merely trimmed his bangs and hid his anal sufferings
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>>1475982
YOu have a strange obsession with barbarians, I hope you get well
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>>1475986
I only get rock solid
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>>1476000We are into this together.
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best thread
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>>1476103
participate then
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