Assassin Quest

>>147434
Buy a 9,999 gun

>>147452
Excellent now we can begin

>>147434
Determine why they might be following you.

>>147434
Kill him

Quick break from Risk
>Buy Keurig and K cups
>A ton of Big macs and Dr Pepper
>Windowless room
>Gas Mask
>TV with Xbox 360 and MW3
>Couch, wifi
> Shitter and sink
> Mossberg 590
Wait it out

>>147452
You walk into a gun store and ask for a specific gun. You bargain for a bit before buying it for exactly $9,999. Now you are safe.
The gun is a really nice semi-auto rifle. It has a bunch of attachments such as a better stock and better grips and laser sights.

Even decides what next.

>>147465
Bargain to find a veteran to help you out as a mentor.

>>147465
Look around.

>>147465
Get in the Bimmer and take it through the countryside.
Check out who's following me

>>147472
You look around and see nothing. You decide to walk around the city for a bit. You don't see anything that screams CIA to you, s you head back to hotel for slep.

>>147478
You wake up in the middle of the night. Even decides if you slep some mor or wake up som more.

>>147482
Wake up and grab a kitchen knife from the suite kitchen.
If I got my gun in the room put on the silencer and set the gun to 3 round burst

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>>147482
Wake up from this abhorrent dream.

>>147493
Ayy Palagi lmao

>>147500
You decide to order palagio. You tell them you want "lmao" pizza. You then see a shadow streak across the hotel. Do you run or invistiget? Even whill dicide.

>>147500
Kek, how do we keep finding each other?

>>147507
Pure coincidence.
>>147504
Eat the pizza. You don't leave food like that alone.

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>>147509
But bro
We don't wanna get probed

>>147507
You are usin a risk name.

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>>147517
Oh stop it you!
;3 <3
Also after the Pizza take a Tums and turn on some Seinfeld. Cradle the gun in case

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>>147515
We won't. If we do, we'll give them a pizza our mind!

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>>147531
Then we can kill them.
We'll be in the calzone

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>>147538
We will be the pepper-only ones left!

>>147538
You attempt to "kill them" by shooting wildly at where you saw the streak. You earch the hotel looking for a body, when you get a knock on the door. "This the police, open sesame!"

Even decides what do.

>>150498
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW

>>150498
Grab our bag and haul ass.

>>150498
Grab the pizza, AR, and
If foreign spy: grab NVG, bodyarmor, knock out lights and open the door, covertly killing them. Proceed to escape through the ventilation system to the roof.
If civil: hide the gun and claim it wasn't me