>Welcome to Crude-saders. An failure of an attempt at some comedic medival jokes.
>You are Knight Anon, Of the Crusaders.
>Branch? lol who gives a fuck go kill sand niggers or some shit.
>You're in desert currently, Thinking of something to do before the evil sand niggers come to kill you.
>What do you want to do.
Are there any mexicans arround?
>>1465404
Yes. The Mexicans have managed to travel back in time to steal the holy grail. They've left their time machine unattended. However you're too retarded to know how it works.
OK
First step is to conjure pepe.
Then we'll gonna kill em with the help of /k/
When they are all dead and pepe had some time (for his own purposes) with the dead bodies
We gonna drink some mountain dew (Hitler did nothing wrong edition from dub the dew)
And the Mexican problem would be solved.
>>1465446
>The screams of one thousand autists is heard from a mile away. They charge the mexican keep with nothing but their fists. As guns are non-existent in this era.
>They manage to kill themselves in the process, bashing their heads against the metal was possibly not the most effective method...
>BATTLE
>Mexicans|/k/tards.
Casualties.
>Mexican: The paint on the time machine.
>/k/: All the /k/tards available.
OK so now let's just press some /r/an dom buttons on the time machine.
>>1465468
>You mash your fingers against the futuristic keyboard. It does nothing.
>looks like you're still too retarded to operate it.
>Rather than wasting time, perhaps you should stop the Mexicans from massacring your comrades or maybe rid the lands of the sand niggers....
Yeah u r right
I'll take some swastika shaped shurikens and throw them at those Mexicans.
After that I'll try to gain some sort of anti retard points and place a bomb in the middle of the Mexicans and explode it from the top of donnalds wall.
Yes of cause there is no wall
>>1465401
Try to find allies or something. Can't crusade alone after all.
So I 'll try it with pepe if he didn't ran away.The we'll run away from the Mexicans and attack the niggers.When they got angry we'll run back to the Mexicans and hide.Maybe the niggers will attacknowledge the Mexicans.
And /k/ will fight the Mexicans and niggersr. No need for /k/s in any time unless they are fighting for pepe and me.So they can be sacrificed
>>1465462
>Out of the incomprehensible autism that was spoken. Knight Anon could only understand that he should have the sand niggers and mexicans fight.
>Knight Anon does not know where the fuck the mexicans are, and completely disregards them.
>You encounter a sand nigger encampment, what should you do?
>Scream "Dues Vult!" as we are filled with the might of the god emperor of mankind, so that we shall strike down the first person grave enough to fight us.
>>1468458
Brave*