Deathmatch Arena

>>1464769
A large ferocious bear on 2 unicicles with shades and a leather jacket.

>>1465113
he also has a switch-blade

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As he walks out the crowd explods, everyone cheering, whistling and screaming for him. Once he enters the arena he lifts his arms to the sky, a plastic big in one hand and a crudely made shive in the other, spinning around either not knowing what the fuck was going on or make a performance for the crowd.
"In this corner, the golden street grouch, the huffing homeless, the dubious druggie. It's George "the golden guy" Greg."
George wave his arms as the crowd cheers louder for the 40 years old, over weight man with fresh paint on his face. He put the bag to his lips, the crowd shoting "huff huff huff." While he breaths in and out almost like he's hyperventilating, but no, George is higher then ever, his rusty, blood cover gold shive, ready.

>>1465318
This guy definitely, but make it so the crowds reaction makes him look like a community approved rapist

>>1465318
please let me in on this meme

>>1472780

George the Golden Glittering Warrior is a best fueled both by paint fumes and his gator violating Floridian blood.

Yes our hardbodied honey MC Liz is facing an aspect of Florida Man. The Bronzed Breather, the Painted Beard and the Shining Fucko are all monikers to this invocation of that land's warrior manic class.

Liz had better hope her taut fitness woman frame can endure the onslaught of everything from Bath Salt powered incisor attacks to rampant flagellant projectiles unsuited for a blue board.

The crowd has POPPED from the woozy fumed entry of George and some may have even exploded in ways that aren't entirely applause.

Then comes Smitty the Bear shuffling to his 7 foot height and akwardly adjusting his fitted wraparound shades. Somehow this beast flicks a switchblade and does a rough knife kata that suggests he's willing to make Liz's washboard stomach into his next Salmon cutting board.

Suddenly tits

>>1465113
>>1473072
Smitty the Bear is then suddenly run over by an identical bear riding two unicycles. Truly a master of tricks. (I'm assuming OP wants us to take turns telling the story since he gone...)

>>1474242

A NEW URSINE APPEARS!

Yttims easily swipes the switch blade from the ruins of Smitty wiping the gore off on his former doppleganger's threshed leather jacket. Balanced atop the two unicycles he is now even taller than his recently deceased echo. With a gurgling roar he begins rolling towards his foes, a comical juggernaut of death.

George's smuggled pants firearm seems maladjusted for its inner thigh holster, or he's just happy to see Smitty's defeat. With an exaggerated inhalation from his paint coated bag and the sour smell of alley refuse he advances while brandishes his blade.

Liz looks around then grabs her throat as if choking, her sports bra clad torso shimmies as feathered somethings eject from her throat in a flurry of motion. The chickadees alight on Liz's shoulders like Odin's thought and reason. Despite being armed with only her trained chassis Liz grows through gritted teeth to the jaded crowd of the QST Championship Arena "Paridae's Out Start The Bout!".

>>1474858
Suddenly, Ms. Marysue the one to sue jumps into the battlefield with a crash of lightning following suit. It had enough power to stun Yttim but not harm him in any way. She motions elegantly to Liz, implying she wants to team up.

Do you wanna help her or hurt her
Rape is optional, but plz don't be explicit

Whelp, I'm waiting folks...

>>1476444

Ms.Marysue's lawyerly ensemble does nothing to inhibit her fighting stance as she continues to gesture to an incredulous Liz. Small arcs of static run along her limbs as her "Charges to be filed" begin to build.

https://youtu.be/YPSBJcL3FGI

Yttims picks up his sunglasses using both switchblades as chopsticks while still balancing each back paw on a unicycle. After ensuring the lenses proper fit the acrobatic greaser bear roars an enraged spittle flying challenge to all comers.

George has been bunny hopping while hopped up on whatever he was huffing and has found a [SECRET] the unnatural glow of a [POWER UP] bounces off his paint covered lower face and shirt with SFX foreboding.

Liz looks at the newcomer Mrs.Marysue and runs down the options of EAT, RAPE or KILL to find the sub-menu of ALLY. Her powerful glutes twitch with anticipation of combat's exertion within their yoga pants cocoon.

>>1478778
Had no idea Marysue was a lawyer, I thought she was someone you needed to sue for breaking the laws of physics, reality, and for stealing the spotlight without even trying...

Liz dashes towards like a vicious wolf towards Ms. Marysue. Mary sue takes this as a sign that she wants to hug. Even the audience can tell that she is stupid. It goes without saying that Marysue is now dead, with Liz feasting on her corpse. Due to wierd biology and stuff, Liz can now absorb and fire off electricity in Close Quarters Combat!