Age of Sigmar Quest

>>1459750

I know next to nothing about AoS. Care to explain the a few things involving the first two things?

>>1459750
>Which realm do you hail from?
Realm of Beasts
>Which Grand Alliance are you aligned to?
Desctruction
>What is your race?
Orruk
>Are you a Male or Female?
Male ya zoggin' git
>What is your name?
Dargotz
>What is your reason for seeking great adventure?
To 'ave sum fun while smashin' gits

>>1459750
>Metal
>Order
>Human
>Female
>Aria
>Battlelust

>>1459833
Well, the realms are universe-sized planes of existence. There are eight that all embody one concept: Fire, Metal, Life, Shadow, Light, Heavens, Death, and Beasts. There is technically an additional realm of Chaos, where the chaos gods reside. Inhabitants can travel from one realm to another through portals called realmgates.

As for Grand Alliances, they are the four faction that dominate the realms: Order, lead by Sigmar, who are the good guys of the setting, Chaos, lead by Archaon, who want to take over all of the Realms, Death,lead by Nagash, who want to turn everyone into a skelly/zombie, and Destruction, lead by Gorkamorka, a fusion of Gork and Mork who just want to destroy everything.

>>1459833
Well, the realms are universe-sized planes of existence. There are eight that all embody one concept: Fire, Metal, Life, Shadow, Light, Heavens, Death, and Beasts. There is technically an additional realm of Chaos, where the chaos gods reside. Inhabitants can travel from one realm to another through portals called realmgates.

As for Grand Alliances, they are the four faction that dominate the realms: Order, lead by Sigmar, who are the good guys of the setting, Chaos, lead by Archaon, who want to take over all of the Realms, Death,lead by Nagash, who want to turn everyone into a skelly/zombie, and Destruction, lead by Gorkamorka, a fusion of Gork and Mork who just want to destroy everything.

Oops, posted the same thing twice.

Alright , I'll give it one more minute then we can vote which we are.

>>1459871

Well I think I got my idea then

>Which realm do you hail from?

Metal

>Which Grand Alliance are you aligned to?

Chaos

>What is your race?

Human...ish, blessings and gifts from the gods are pretty neat at times

>Are you a Male or Female?

Male

>What is your name?

Anros Wulfmin

>What is your reason for seeking great adventure?

Because I'm an overly ambitious prick, become a new god. Chaos is a tool, and Nagash can go fuck himself. Plus a love of fighting


IT IS TIME FOR A LEGEND TO BE BORN!

>>1459937
Chaos 'umies are a bunch of gits. Green iz da best!

>>1459943

You Greenskins are nothing but backward savages, with only a few moments of brilliance that's snuffed away by your own stupidity.

Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, The Rat. My gods out number your's, and have far more to offer than your's

>>1459955
Ye spikey gits don' kno' how to 'ave zoggin' fun an' yer not the one to talk about infightin' ya git.

>>1459977

We have fun in our own ways, and I'm not saying that we are the most loyal. It depends on which one of us you meet. So let's agree Greenskin, that both our sides have their problems.

And nice double dubs

>>1459750
>Age of Sigmar

go fuck yourself

Is voting done?

You are Dargotz, an Orruk boy in Ghur, the realm of beasts. As of now you are just annuver one ov da boyz, but dats about to change. You wake up in the crowed Orruk encampment you inhabit, and the sound of glorious battle is outside! You wish to join, but first you pick up your...

>[1] Choppa
>[2] Bow
>[3] Write in

>>1463702
Choppa, the one true choice

>>1463702
>[1] Choppa
If ya want to get da job done

You pick up your handy Choppa, as well as a Shield. You run outside, and see them nasty Chais lads are raiding your encampment. You decide to attack...

>[1] Them pointy gits in armour
>[2] Dem gribbly weirdos
>[3] Go fer dere boss!

>>1465234
>[1] Them pointy gits in armour
Zog 'em real up boyz! WAAAAAAAAGH!

>>1465262
Deciding to go after what looked like the 'ardest of them, you run up to them at lightning speed and bellow "WAAAAAAGH!!" as loud as you can. Caught of guard, you manage to kill 2 out of the Five and majorly wound another two. All that's left is what appears to be the Champion. He screams "Blood for the Blood God!" and swings his axe at you. Roll a D10, on a 6+ you manage to dodge.

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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1465271
We'z dead 'ard.
No pansy dodgin', take the hit and chop him up good!

>>1465339
You have the ability to dodge, but thanks to your Orruky resolve, you elect not to. Instead, you stand there and take the hit, losing -15 HP. However, you absorbed some of the power from the blow, and when you counterattack, you can deal an extra +15 damage to the Champion. Roll a D10, on a 5+ you hit the Champion.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1465387
SMASH AN' KRUMP!

>>1465389
You manage to knock the Champion off his feet, and end up cutting up his arms due to the extra damage! What now?

>[1] Dese gits are dun for. Move on!
>[2] FINISH DEM OFF!
>[3] Write in.

>>1465393
>[2] FINISH DEM OFF!
WOT WE ZOGGIN' START, WE ZOGGIN' FINISH!

While we're at this point, I think I should explain how combat works: You roll a D10 for each enemy you're fighting. It'll usually be a 6 or 7+ to hit, depending on the enemy. Each NPC has at bare minimum 15HP.

>>1465419
You easily manage to kill the Chaos Warriors, but before you kill the Champion, he screams "Khorne will avenge me!" at the top of his lungs. You quickly silence him. You also realise that this fight made you grow at least 5" in size. As you wonder what to kill next, a load of Orruks runs up to you, all chanting "BOSS, BOSS, BOSS!" What do you do?

>[1] Dismiss Dese stoopid gits!
>[2] Lead your new mob to kill some more Chaos ladz!
>[3] Write in

>>1465427
>[2] Lead your new mob to kill some more Chaos ladz!
DA BOSS LEADS HIS BOYZ TO A PROPAG FOIGHT!

>>1465478
You yell at the top of your voice "ALROIGHT LADZ, WEZ GONNA SMASH DESE PUNY UMIES OO TINK DERE WORTHLESS GODS MAKE DEM BETTA DEN US! WAAAGH!" And you then charge at another chaos unit with you new mob of boys. But which unit do you charge?

>[1] Dem weird gribbly tings
>[2] Dere boss!

>Your forces: 20 Orruk Boyz

>>1465488
>[1] Dem weird gribbly tings
SMASH THEM TO BITS LADZ! WAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>1465478
It's time for a proppah WAAAAAAAGH!!!

>>1465495
You decide to lead them against the Chaos Spawn. Bellowing "WAAAGH!", you run towards the Spawn. Taking them by surprise is easy. However, due to their Toughness, none do the 3 spawn are killed. Roll a D10 for your attacks and 9D10 for the mobs attacks.

On a 6+ on your attacks, they suffer -15HP. On a 8+ for the mobs attacks, they suffer -10HP.

>>1465504
Yes it is!

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1465508
Our attack

Rolled 8, 9, 4, 7, 8, 3, 10, 3, 9 = 61 (9d10)

>>1465531
The boyz attack

>>1465531
You bravely swing your Choppa... then miss and accidently kill a nearby Snotling. Oh well.

>>1465532
However, 10 of the 20 Boyz managed to hit and maim one of the Spawn, killing one. However, it's now their turn to attack. They wildly flail their pseudopods around. Roll 2D10, and on an 8+ they hit and deal -30 damage to any random member of the mob.

Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d10)

>>1465542

>>1465554
Unfortunately, a Boy got hit by one of them and was knocked of his feet and is now at 20HP. You'll have payback though. Roll a D10 for us and 8D10 for the mob.

Rolled 9, 9, 8, 7, 9, 3, 5, 3, 10 = 63 (9d10)

First roll fer da Boss, other rollz for dem boyz

>>1465562
In rage you punch the Spawn right in what you assume is its face. Due to your anger, you do +30 Damage. The Boyz meanwhile manage to get off a fair few hits on the spawn as it collapses, only just alive. Do you turn your attention to the other spawn, or finish this one first?

>>1465580
Let the boyz 'ave their fun with da fallen 'un! The other 'un is ours!

>>1465581
Good idea! You direct the Boyz to finish off the fallen while you take the other one on one. It leers at you, looking like it has regained even a slight bit of the sentience it once had. Do you:

>[1] Charge right in and fight it!
>[2] Mouth it off a bit then fight it
>[3] Write in

>>1465588
>[1] Charge right in and fight it!
KRUMP 'IM!

>>1465594
You decide moufin' it off is what some 'UMIES would do, so you charge right in, enraged and bellow at the top of your voice "WAAAGH!!!". Roll a D10, and on a 5+, you deal -35HP from it and knock it off its feet.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1465600

>>1465606
Your charge is succesful, and it's knocked off it's feet! As you do so, you yell for the Boyz to come over here and finish it off, and so you do. You have now grown 10" from this fight and now have a mob of 20 enraged Orruks. What now?

>[1] Go after dere boss!
>[2] See if you can use the spawn's remains for anything.
>[3] Write in

>>1465613
>[1] Go after dere boss!
WE DA BOSS AROUND 'ERE!

>>1465615
You and your mod frantically run around the battleground, trying to find the Lord. You see a great, tall, heavily armoured figure on a Chimera facing off against your Warboss, Urtylugg Gitsmasha on his Wyvern, Skullcruncha. What do you do?

Several other mobs of Orruks are assaulting their Lord as well.

>>1465622
Like a real an' propah Orruk, we will KUT OFF DA TAIL OF DA CHIMERA AN' BEAT IT WIFF IT!

>literally 2 faggots interested in AoS

kekarooni

>>1465665
You and your mob run up to the Chimeras tail and with sum effort manage to cut it off. The chimera is at 265HP now and slowly losing more from bleeding. It turns around and angrily glares at you.