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Weirdo Quest 2017-05-13 06:02:27 Post No. 1454054
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You are a weirdo, or at least everyone says so. No one likes you except for the voices in your head, but they scare you sometimes. Whenever you try to go to Home Town, the townspeople try to poke you with sharp sticks and break heavy things on your head!
You don't like that, not one bit, so you stopped going to Home Town and went to go live in the forest instead. Since none of the wildmen or woodland creatures like you either, you went to live in the swamp all by yourself. Sometimes you feel sad and lonely, like today.
Today could be a special day, but it's raining outside and you don't like being rained on, so you stay inside your home. Your home is a mud hut with one room big enough to fit you, a hole for pooping, and a flat rock to put all of your special things on. You feel like doing something, and decide to look at your very favorite special thing for the 469th time!
> What is your very favorite special thing?
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The rock
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>>1454054
Chicken tendies
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>>1454418
You have two very special things, they're both so special you can't decide a favorite. You have your rock, it'sit's special for a lot of reasons. It's smooth, it makes a pretty noise when you hit it with another rock, it doesn't try to poke you with sharp sticks or break heavy objects over your head, and it listens to everything you have to say. There are lots of rocks in the swamp, but you've had this one so long, the other rocks aren't as special.
You also have your other very favorite special thing, three chicken tendies. You used to have four, but then you ate one because it smelled so special. All of the chicken tendies smell better than anything else in the whole swamp, but that one was even better somehow. It was the most special yummy taste you've ever tasted.
Mmm, it was yummy, very yummy. Hmm, all of the other chicken tendies smell very special, and you haven't eaten. Maybe you should eat one? It would be tasty, but then you would only have two chicken tendies, and you can't find chicken tendies in the swamp.
> Should you eat one of the chicken tendies?
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>>1455128
Nah senpai, pull out your 1911 and go hunt for some other food
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>>1455461
...I did not type senpai...
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>>1455466
I know. Its a thing with 4chan. Just deal with it so you dont get called a newfag later.
Also lol what a newfag.
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>>1455128
Shit on the tendies after taking one for yourself. Let someone really hungry find these "gravy" topped tendies and wonder if they'll be desperate enough to eat them.
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>>1455128
Burn the chicken tendies till they`re dust, no one deserves something that good.
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>>1455461
Do it
Make Shia labeouff proud!
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>>1477210
D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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