20 Years Before the events of
>>1439096
2001 Years after the Death of Jesus Christ
1001 Years after Ghost Jesus defeated all of the Mega Apostles
501 Years after Jesus sacrificed the hearts of the Mega Apostles to become robotic
31 Years after Jesus was the first Ghost in Space™
Petunia decides to have a picnic on the roof of her workplace
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«««««Quests of my quality or lower
You've got ten seconds before those shitposts ram right in to the building
What do you do?
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>>1444644
1 like = 1 prayer
This is a quest though
You guys can answer
<My Oc: Reltih Floda
>>1444644
Jump out the building, using the shards of glass to protect us from the ground.
>QM: Get better art
>QM: Include a homestuck character
>>1445756
You land in the glass, just as planned
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>>1445799
Shit
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>>1445808
>>1445787
"What are we Going to do?" Asks Canon OC Abigail™
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Apple Applington is telling you to go nighty night and come back at 7:30 am EST
>>1445833
Go look for waifus
https://youtu.be/HHIzwUq7jFw
>>1450624
But how?
>>1450657
Search for another companion on your adventure, preferably in a tavern.
>>1450732
You go to the tavern " Jews and Jalopies "
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>>1450770
You see 3 anime babes
Slimella
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Killigan the Cunty
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Mongoloid-Chan
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Who you choose to... do something with?
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>>1450790
Slimella
Go to the bulletin board and look for a simple quest
>>1450808
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>>1450813
"What should we do?" Asks the Liquid Transvestite
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>>1450825
Go to address and have slime sneak in to look for target.
>>1450850
Slimella see's Xer target
What shall you do?
>>1450890
Dynamic Entry through the window, have Abigail use her Canon Homestuck Powers for an easy kill.
>>1450901
Come back at 12:30 EST
>>1450901
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>>1450929
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>>1450934
Now what to do?
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>>1450946
Find dude, claim bounty, high five each other.
>>1450964
You call the number on the back of the paper *He Actually Answers * * OMG*
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"Here is your money, hahahhaha" Says YouTube™ Sensation Durv™®©
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The two women (?) high five
" What will we do now?" both ask.
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>>1450983
Go look for a dungeon to raid
>>1450983
Wow, our first dungeon!
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>>1451072
It's so fu-
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>>1451097
OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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>>1451107
Look at whatever the fuck is on the end of that foot.
>>1451107
Try to kiss what's left of Abigail, homestuck physics dictate that they'll be brought back since that death isn't "heroic"
>>1451183
You kiss Abigail's remains
Oh fuck she was just a human cosplayer
>>1451218
Cast True Resurrection
>>1451233
You're a walking flower nigga you don't know magic
>>1451252
Go on a quest to find the Great Flower Wizards to learn magic.
>>1451323
You are ready for your quest
Where shall you go first?
TL;DR, what's this thread about?
>>1451455
It's like Seinfeld, it's a quest about nothing. Completely write in. It started with 9/11 and now we are going on a quest to find the Great Flower Wizards. Also Space Ghost Jesus
>>1451450
Town's ibligatory quest giver
>>1452514
BE BACK MONDAY AT 8:00 AM EST